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# X3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# oignons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# SERIEUX
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Text On A Pillock
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# even with a cat on his head he is still a miserable bastard
i suspect that even a pussy in his face wouldn't lift his mood
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# probably not,
because I'm pretty sure he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
gay a cunt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# they're not mutually exclusive!
besides, some cunts enjoy having a cunt in their face, hence scissoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I'm very disapointed with Stewart Lee
Never thought he'd stoop to racism :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Is it yesterday
or is this new?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
#


(motty, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Bored bored bored
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# She's thinking "Oh not again, he's always coming early and we're not even home yet!""
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# That's one bad case of worms, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# What's going on with her bottom lip?
Looks like it was inflated.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I have no idea.
It's actually like that in the source image.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Woah,
That's one impressive bottom lip for a white lady.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# lies!
you made her sad
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# He needs to trim his ear and nose hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Zhivalgo:
Putting the HIV in Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# quick and nasty toap
(Tup, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# It's almost like a lonely scientist in the Antarctic
had tried it on with a walrus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Dick Drawbridge
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Close
but not quite!
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Say what ya see
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# say what you see
"a smug Irish cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It's Dick Drawbridge...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Nope.
come on now, Dick Strawbridge on the right, and on the left . . .
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ah right thought his name was drawbridge there you go
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Gatehousemoustachemagnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
er....no.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The signing of the Magnet Carta?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# stick drawbridge!
do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# You win a box of magnets
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# decent, good-quality magnets?
or shitty fucking magnets?

edit: shitty fucking fucking shitty

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Depends on the batch I'm afraid
I'm only the delivery girl not quality control ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# What's all this talk of magnets?
I'm new here.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=fucking+shitty+magnets

also: where's my cunting prize then?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks.
Your prize is a trip to Flambards.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# All things are explained in Mictoboy's B3ta Dictionary - read well and familiarise, for it will be the source of many a memes to come!
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Magnets/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Thank you kindly.
It's many years since I was here properly so I am not up to date with all the lastest memes. The last ones I remember are Chump man bear and the old guy in the christmas cracker hat.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Beattie :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# beattie
had a website didn't he? i could never work out if it was actually him or someone from here pissing about.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he was real
but the duke of prunes did all the web gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Yes!
That was him ;)
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You missed "Limes".......best meme ever!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/lime/all.php
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Haha! Nice one.
Sublime, optimus lime, some good ones in there.
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

Happy B3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# so it is
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# boo
(yorkiebars, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# hehe gotta be a bindun
tony blur

good old Tony
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha. another one...

TONY BLEARS
(yorkiebars, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
# haha that's horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My chum likes the Bugstons so much, she wants to be them.
(ccc, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Oh hello ccc.
Any word from O Man of late? :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hmm
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ha.
Top punning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Oh dear
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# lol time
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# tee hee
(MistahG, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Woo!
On that note I shall repost like the cheeky bastard I am:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Gaaargghh.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha, sometimes simple is better :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Awh
Yours is better
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
# haha, reminds me of this oldie

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I see
Spang people!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Field day
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha......also-he has one of those faces that could turn upside down :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# shark!!!! hahahahahaha!!
unexpected endlols
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I clicked, however
Being much older than most of you, and having been going there since the early seventies, and with many friends volunteering towork there in the 70's and 80's, this man is probably the coolest geezer in England. Mad or not. But great limerick.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# And you'd pop round the back of the cowshed with his daughter, wouldn't you?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# the wife says I only shop wasteland scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# PORTAL TO THE LENS FLARE DIMENSION
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# was going to add a goth but I apparently add goths to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I think it's more a case of every wasteland has a resident goth
there's probably one hiding behind the wall in your picture waiting... always waiting... occasionally moaning...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# its just not a dark hole with out a goff
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
# occasionally moaning?
"my fringe won't go right, my jeans have faded to blue, i wish i had the balls to be emo"
that sort of moaning?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# We are talking goths so yeah that's the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# emo's are wannabe goths
I imagine goths moaning about the new marilyn manson album and a lack of petula oil
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I perfer the old Goths
Sister of Mercy, Southern Death Cult, The Mission, Siouxise and the Banshees etc. repeat that lot to these modern Goths and they just look vague... well more vague ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I once visited an elderly relative
who'd just been on a photoshopping course. He'd learned this neat trick of adding hot air balloons to his photos to 'add interest to the sky'.
So basically every one of his outdoor photos now had the same two hot air balloons floating in up the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# That does make the photos more interesting though
I mean think about it - everywhere he goes these hot air balloons follow him. There's got to be a backstory.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This Chow Mein Man
(__, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)
# did you post this knowing I was listening to This Charming Man just as I hit F5?
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN FRIZ
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# at a glance I thought he was igniting his smoky wisps of hair
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# all this talk of "black holes" gets him HARD

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
wronglols!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her steak and ale pie.


A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.


"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents when i tell."


The spider unzipped rubbing his tip

slightly exposing his bell.


"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance."

"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants."


She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled

and slowly pulled down her tights.

"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight."


"Someone is coming you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!"

"I don't give a shit this is the bit

where you little miss gets it."


The spider thrusted her cherry was busted

Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.

"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load."


Muffet wriggled free got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.


Muffet layed back very relaxed

and finally finished herself off.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# good limerick
(__, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Limerick or short poem"
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Dear Sweet Baby Jesus
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
you can has click.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# This is brilliant and terrible in equal measure
I will reluctantly click for your heroric efforts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# horrific
 
but frightfully witty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hello Rapitinui
Did the earth move for you, too?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# nope!
WOMEN OF CHRISTCHURCH, CHERISH THIS MOMENT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Amazing!
Absolutely love it :D

This has to be a front pager. Very very funny. And sick and disturbed but that's why we come here.
(spiderslut, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Proof that looks aren't everything
and intelligence is attractive.

Nothing to do with money at all. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# all the laydees have a soft spot for him..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# this is SO erotic
Is the source actually horkings on a sun lounger surrounded by bikini babes? Good for him!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# HAHA
obviously just the coming of the lord he doesn't go fo anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# *awaits big bang*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Also... slight tread-jack
www.b3ta.com/links/Hours_of_fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Dalek pr0n NSFW ? - it's a moot point

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:09, archived)
# Ex-sperminate!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# edit : i LOVE GOATS
edit : I AM STUPID, love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats love goats
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:44, archived)
# NURSE!

I think we've broken him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# GOATS
bring me GOATS
:D
edit sry for people have a perfectly working links board
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxG9N4iWfY4
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:12, archived)
# clean out of goats......
sold out yesterday soz.....fresh stock on Monday
edit:vid:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# 50 quid on ten punds of minkey
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBHAqcCJnT4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# this is how microsoft users live flie
acording to apple users in some twisted fuckoffthisworlddoesntexist
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I prefer this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt66zTLUh8A
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
# screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

loved that show..great hangover tv :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNEFeiyapk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*laughs and faps*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# beats Doctor Who
far more entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# that should be
*beats doctor who (with nailbat)*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# would enjoy that episode
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:18, archived)
# unless it is tom baker, he is the shit.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
white wee wee, white wee wee!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Morning b3tans!
Just back from hols, thought I'd share



*awaits flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:41, archived)
# It's too early on a Saturday morning for flames
Like it

Also i.imgur.com/Bm5Ip.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:48, archived)
# arf!
this all appears to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:51, archived)
# is that
Brian Dowling behind Keanu?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Very subtle

* Bets no-one else notices it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:58, archived)
# er..
does my unshopped piece of crap have some hidden depths I wasn't aware of? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:02, archived)
# hahahahhaha
I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I need stick!
In other news as we're doing the photo thing, I chased this guy up Guildford High street on my bike to get a photo of him before he sped off.
I think it was worthwhile.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(rustino666 chinchilla, who got the keys to me villa?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# BJ = blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# If thats
the bit thats all uphill with cobblestones and pedestrians, you did well to catch him
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# spastic house?
i saw this when i was in christchurch during the summer
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] RETREAT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:33, archived)
# RETREAT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:36, archived)
# UGLY MODERN SOCIETY!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:38, archived)
# I wrote one about a dog, too.
 
You know, with laser eyes and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:45, archived)
# This is a story that needs to be told
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:47, archived)
# In detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:09, archived)
# dude....
this is fucking sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:24, archived)
# WOLFDOGSICKTOO?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:05, archived)
# Hahaha
RETREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:37, archived)
# RETREAT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:50, archived)
# reminds me of
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:01, archived)
# That reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:12, archived)
# fuck yeah
he gots one of thems redtooth headsets
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:07, archived)
# RETREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:42, archived)
# All heil Field Marshal Von Doggen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 3:31, archived)
#
click this ffs NSFW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# JAWOHL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:06, archived)
# OH WHAT SHARP CLAWS YOU HAVE MR HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I gotta stop smokin this shit...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# KILL BINKS!
WORST. CHARACTER. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)
# fuck yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:02, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Can someone explain the relevance of Pat Butcher shagging Whoopi Goldberg at the end please?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 3:10, archived)
# haha ain't that the truth!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' b3ta
mystery solved:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I can only imagine
the google search for that last image
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# unbelievably, it's on page one if you type 'cyclist'!
i'm glad i didn't have to dig much deeper. I did, however, find this:
www.goclipless.com/hnt/ (NSFW)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Page One?
I'm writing to the tabloids. It's an image best reserved for an in depth search, page 6 at least ...
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# heh, heh, "dig much deeper," heh...
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# WHEN POLE DANCING GOES TOO FAR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:38, archived)
# SPONG!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# is he being roughly fisted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You mean "roughly" as in "kind-of"?
Or wait, did you say "ruffly"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# do you mean "kind-of" as in "kindly"?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i said roughly
as in "not very gently"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# when did we get tetris icons?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# yesterday, i think
maybe wednesday. my short-term memory isn't great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Ah.
Then no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# *expresses the fact that he clicked this*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# are you doing this on purpose to make me want penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# when do you ever not want penis goddamn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# good point, well made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# another candle?
this place is getting a bit fire-hazard this week!
congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I'm sure he works for the Fucking Shitty Magnet Co
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
*click* for 'glans'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Glans!
Ace - have some clicken
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# i am getting in line for the glans
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)
# PISS ON MY SHITBALLS
 
FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:08, archived)
# GLANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 5:43, archived)
# That looks like
Mark Steel
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Arse Candles 'R' Us
I don't know why, but this flavour of crisp works well with humourous ice-cream.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# if this doesnt FP
I'm gonnA Quits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tourettes Lad Shouted "Nigger!"
At a black man- stronger and bigger
Who applied a thick pole
to the young man's butt hole
such that his anus then lost all its rigor.
(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Thank you for not illustrating this.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# ginger nut allergy?
also, wtf www.b3ta.com/board/10175136 ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# we all make him moist
me especially
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Oh wow...
Clever bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I am spazzcaptain
Good gnop as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# again, wtf
cr3's image has changed
and then i logged in, and it hadn't

everything has gone all "wibble" tonight.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# 0.o

well, that is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:18, archived)
# ahhhahhah nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:57, archived)
# sure made me
lol!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# yabba is eagle-speak
for "bugger, i've dropped my dinner"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Yabba yabba we accept you, we accept you one of us
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# that one on the left better move quick, there seems to be some kind of spear falling from above him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Nobody expects the Sp
ear!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Serves him right for trying to yam his opinion down on to his mate.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# yam yam :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)

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