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[challenge entry] Droit de seigneur
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha, he's a bit of a lad when he's had a few.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *GLUG GLUG GLUG*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Love it sir!!! *Click*

:D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# cheers Ninj!
and congrats on the well deserved Her Maj FP
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Cheers mate!
That's the 2nd time that's been an FP! Same happened with my 'Yodafone' :)

I kept quiet tho. Am I naughty?

;)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# double fp image!
double woo!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# These special times.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
"Hello girl. What do you do for a living?"

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I was laughing uncontrollably for some time
when i saw this
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# This made me laugh a considerable amount.
Considerable.
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Quack!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# buddy couldn't take it?


this also works as a FUCKOUPON, just cunt around the dotted fuck
spotify:track:0vnebeb5Afv2DQavxpfe9d (Temperature by Sean Paul)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I just love free FUCK.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# That guy All Yall must be a real asshole.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# This FREEFUCK is sponsored by Noonet*
*"Noonet, it's Noo"
- Jufus Melody CEO of Noonet
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# "i once pretended to be a hindu for attention"
...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# that's the fdunniest one
hooooooooop
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# "i hate jews"
is second
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# FUCK ALL YALL
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Mallard Train is a cunt.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# he's busy
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)
# NO EXCUSE!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# NO REFUNDS, NO FUCK, YOU GO
spotify:track:5X4TLgDJll9JT4l5tKYdiW (Orange Wedge by The Chemical Brothers)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Shut up mallard train and get to the station on time
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# that looks less violent than most other swans
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# 'Mini Great White Shark Ghost in Swan Attack'
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:37, archived)
# The Green Hornet, b3ta cut.


Now with added tinpot Lada plasticiness.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# FUCKWAGON READY FOR FUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Not a Freebase in sight.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# it's still full of fuck
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# It's his bath night.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# ...and then...nite nite........................................awwww...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Aaaaww.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:44, archived)
# FUCKAR FULL OF FUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:00, archived)
# nice
esp the Lada badge!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Sup mah nizzle?!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# HIIMDMX
spotify:track:6CDO6KfWYsUIoV2XfYS9YT (Don't You Ever by DMX)

WITNESS THE FALL OF DMX
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I feel ya
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hmmm....
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# that's an odd place to store your walnuts
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Balls & Bobblers!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Sacked
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Aye carumba.
That's a ballsack and we all know it Middleton. Or should I say...MiddleMAN?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha
the britney one was class too
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Hehe
yeah I'm seeing a worrying pattern here.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# DEE ABBENCHURSZ OF CECIL BEE NUTFUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# That's no honeymoon.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Billy boy's sure gonna be shocked,
when he gets his hands on the family jewels!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# That's bollocks!

bollocks! bollock!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# haha
still would.
"Let me just tuck those in there"
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# this
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# @Astro_Wheels is bringing up some great images.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Pay a toll . . .
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Looks more like a clint eastwood hat to me.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# No, it's more Jed Clampett.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I can't tell what it is.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# My precious...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Send them to the Tower!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Or this...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# RIGHT UP DA GOOXH
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# SHOOP DA DOOP
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# GOOD GIRLZ GRIND
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Click your heels and send them to Kansas !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# THE WIZARD OF FUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# FOZUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# FOZUCK 4 2087
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fair Game
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Spontaneous nork jiggling!
One approves.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# All's fair in norks and jiggling !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# bobblers
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# booblers
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Oi That's my word!
But you may borrow it from time to time.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# thank you
i will :)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# MAAAAAAAAAAAGGGAAAAAAAAAAH
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Two for the price of none !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I BOUGHT DESE NUGGETS HERE
TURNSOUT DAY AINT NUGGETS

THEIR PUDDIN
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# PUDDIN NUGGETS IN DA PUDDIN IS NUGGETS
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# We have movement...\o/
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Hold on tight !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Nicely! =D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:42, archived)
# "Where do we think we've come?
Well, as long as it's above old Jug Ears, we're not bothered."
Nicely done.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Speed Thrills
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
# i'd love to see her roll the fucker when she hits gambon
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# haha
but needs more white Fiat Uno
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha, nutter
*click*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Available in the gift shop now.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# WTF
Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# i wouldn't soil my food by putting it on there
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# But you could wash it topless,
it'd be almost like being on the royal honeymoon.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# eeewwwww
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# bah!
the shocker is, they are almost certainly getting married on the same day us me and the mrs - we booked up months ago.

fortunately, we wont miss many guests as a consequence. :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# at least you might get in the paper
you may even get some sort of cheesy gift for sharing the royal wedding day
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# oh yes.
royal wedding memorabilia for the next compo
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Mmmmm...lead paint.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# So much in love with each other......
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# So much in love with each other......
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# she has got cracking tits though
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# gawd bless 'em.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# and all who play with 'em.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I have investigated this claim and find them to be too small.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Bobblers!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# DOES NOT COMPUTE
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 3:27, archived)
# That new dartboard is a real corker !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Game on!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I care not either way
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# FUCKFACE AND FULL OFUCK

(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# WHAT CUNTFACES THEY HAVE EH, FUCKERS
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:03, archived)
# CUNTFACES FULOFUCK
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I like cuntface and I also like fuckface but which one is best?
There's only one way to find out.....FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKED
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# SQUOOZE
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# that's child abuse right there
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Finally some real action.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# GO ON MOATY MY SON!!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# orders twelvety six!!
ace!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Is Swann getting married?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# The Bradford Editions heirloom People's Second Princess ornamental plate.
Individually embellished by master craftsman Thomas Kincaid with meticulous application of gold-coloured leaf and some other bits of paint here and there.
Fine heirloom-quality pvc, yours to cherish 4EVA. Guaranteed microwave-proof.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:21, archived)
# ^This^
Plus the OP, will be a spoof ad in the next issue of [i]Viz Comic[/i] and/or [i]Private Eye[/i]
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Whatever love is
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one boss :)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 7:40, archived)
# want.
so i can show it to my grandchildren.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Get this made!
That would be this year's Christmas pressies sorted.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I love you
About sums it right up.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Sums it all up really.
Woo!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
You people really are full of hate arent you? If you're sick and tired of the media coverage already, then blame the 24hr media business. Are you all regular subscribers to the "is an an elderly woman dead yet" website?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Yes but all the media blather happens with every Royal Wedding
granted it's worse this time with rolling news, but it's a separate issue. This image is more a comment on commemorative tat and our relationship with the royal family, not the media. I couldn't give a monkey's if they get married or not, but this image made me laugh.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Want!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Apparently he "took her up somewhere nice".
According to the interview they gave, at any rate.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Apparently,
there were also some parts of her he really wanted to explore.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# kate can't pronounce 'romantic' at all well
(, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Bang
On.


*click*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha, click
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# glorious
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:27, archived)
# is that the Gorn
??
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Tis indeed.
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Best ENTRY yet :)
*clickety*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# here, have a large helping of WHAT THE FUCK?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# oh.. American football
.. dreaming of... etc
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Football :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ah, right
on an unrelated note, i just wasdhed the dishes topless.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# crap, now you'll have to do them again
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# not bloody likely
i hate doing the dishes, but at least i kept my sleeves dry
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Scrub hard.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# i always do
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I think one of your knockers is still on the loose, and has hit the "D" key
Judging by what you did to the dishes..!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# it's a possibility
they've got a mind of their own!
fortunately, they've shrunk enough now to no longer have their own gravitational pull
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# It's when they start writing novels, you should start to worry...!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# they're mine, so they'll probably stick to poetry
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# HAHAhaha.....
Just as long as they don't take up the guitar...!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# nah, they're not more talented than me
2 years of violin lessons and all i could play was little brown jug!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Pffft.. but how apt...!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# JPG's dog.
edit: LS18/ellis18
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Dog Gone . . . It !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
also: pffft!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# woof
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# but that's a female
oh, wait
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# YAPYAPYAPYAPYAP
hahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# it's a stray
not my fault ;p
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# aha!
HAHAHA
haha!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# dawg
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Is he hopping to win.....
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I like dogs :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I like cats.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Haha dogs
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Er.......lovely.
;)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Where the fuck does he get this shit from?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I like laser ducks
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I like bats.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
#
tim burton?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# ...I'm Batman!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# My mistake.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Owww nice...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha......
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Dogs :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# WHEEEEEE!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# YOU AINT NOTHING BUTTA HOUNDMUTANT
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# GOZZIN ALL DA TIME
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# the boz boz
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# zoobie doobie
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:49, archived)
# ZOOT ZOOT
HEP TO DA JIVE
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# F.......................................UCK!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# mit vidseo
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Elvis really goose for it..!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Fuck freebasehitler
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:56, archived)
# \o
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)
# That's better.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# (I don't remember signing that one)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Oooh, but you did
there, in the corner.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# There's a little white stuff on your chin.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Ike Turner?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Racist ;D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Hitler a racist?
Since when?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Yo Bro . . . Dig The Fro !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# You're doing it wrong lolololol
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:59, archived)
# O hai pridigy69
(I don't remember signing this one either)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Ohai!
not prodigy69 but thanx all the saem!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# You could never be him...
...nobody could.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
# thank fuck
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Mine Hair !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Yew vill comb to zee right.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Seek Heel !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Das boot.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Boot Strapped
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# You're doing it wrong!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hmmm...that is better.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Deep !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# FICKEN!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Stand still you.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:35, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I love how the dove has a little break when it gets to the bottom....!!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Nicely.
But could the bird shit on Briers' friendly face? Thanks.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
# It's all BP's fault
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahahahah
It's the spang-eyes that do it for me!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Love this one
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Nogging The Eggs
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahah
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# too close to home
lol :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# That ring is Jinxed!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# it was my second thought too
my first thought was "fuck off you fucking over privileged imbreds, I don't give a shit if you're getting married, why the fuck should anyone"
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Well said, that man.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I mean just look at him,
He was trying to strangle her way back then.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha, klingon death grip! have it!


he knew how to treat a lady
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# He loves a good old fashioned choking!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# apologies geek types that obviously should have read "vulcan"
I'm not as clued up on star trek as some
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Unless that was a double bluff,
so people won't realise how geeky you are.
;)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I'm not that clever
I'm also too drunk
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I'm getting married soon, where do I apply to have the whole thing sorted by the tax payer
and the whole world to rejoice and stand still?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# me too.
I was all set for the society wedding of the year until this happened.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Good luck with the marriage Mr. Toast
I wonder if we will have an austerity wedding - perhaps they'll do it in Las Vegas with Elvis conducting the ceremony
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:32, archived)
# I'd like to see them do it in a registry office in Wales somewhere with two people off the street as witnesses
seriously, that's what a wedding is about, the two getting married, fuck everyone else.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# It's also about fabulous musics!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:50, archived)
# not in a registry office it isn't
10 minutes of paperwork, done. Congratulations, the relationship you have been perfectly happy with for ages is now acknowledged by various government officials you couldn't give a shit about.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:58, archived)
# What's the point of you getting married hey?
Anyone would think you think its a waste of time. ha ha.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)
# after 20 years together it kind of is
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Great comitment dude,
I'm proud of you.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft, I wanna steal that...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# steal away
what for?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Flash!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# That ring'll have someones eye out....... its got big zigzags comming out of it....
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
# It's a lightning round rod !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:22, archived)
# They always blame the ring.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:59, archived)
# One ring to kill them all.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Lidl value Beau says
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# kick 'em all out, vote for me!
hmm, time to attend to my soup
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# is that a euphamism Smash?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# All we know is..... she stirs it with a spoon...!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah but . . . who licks the spoon ?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Is that the episode with the daleks ?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Either that or the other one . . .
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# TAMS
...could well be
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I wonder if I've done this right...
Vote!
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# WHY DIDN'T I GET SOUP?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# WAITER . . . why did my soup fly ?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Film at eleven !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Caught on tape !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Yahface
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I'm building my own media empire as we speak...
"watch out Murdoch,here I come"
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# The counter media empire strikes back !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I'm already to float on this stockmarket thingy
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I need in$ider tips on your IPO !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Newpaper tie fighters.
Death star made from 24 hour news channels?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Deer students,
you are woodland creatures and shouldn't be at university.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)
# *heartily agrees*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# As much as I would be more than willing to agree that it is mainly a conservative policy and that maybe Murdoch is utilising him as a scapegoat, Clegg is also held back by the support he has to supply to the measure as part of a coalition government.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:00, archived)
# At least nobody will vote for this shower of chunts next time around
We have a bad case of the Tories for 5 years and then see sense again. I view it as a right of passage for the next generation and i'm sure all those over 40 will agree.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] What's bin doin' ?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# nothing like a good old fashioned east end sing song
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Warms the cockles of one's heart !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# and the heart of one's cockles
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I heart one's mussels too !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
#


I think this was my first ever image post
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Bound to have a hard time !
Nostalgic bivalves !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Nice mussels
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# BIN LIZZY
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# MAKES ME DIZZY
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Bindun
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Dimbum
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Can it.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Drumming up biznizz !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# You'll have to steel it.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# You're trying to canister up trouble !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I'm trying to put a lid on it.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)
# You are indeed difficult to top !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I keep rolling.
(speaking of rolling...)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, archived)
# BOINK !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ;)-
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# you lot are such a barrel of laughs
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:46, archived)
# We just...something something...nuclear waste.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Just me and my monkeys . . . doin' the polka !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# On the dot.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Dressed to pill !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Are they all related to Micheal J Fox?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Ain't that how creates friction too !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Henceforth the l li lim limp . . .
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Philling the barrel...!!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Phil her up !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Empties him down..!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Scraping the bottom _____________
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# If you're at the bottom, then that's the new top.....!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# It's a topsy turvy universe !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Infinity turning inside out...!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Infinity has nothing else to do . . . please . . . go on . . .
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# All the way to the end..... plus the extra mile......
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)
# The more . . . the merrier !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# She'll neigh take much more captain...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Blown Away <--------------------->
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:27, archived)
# jellied earls
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# jam it all
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Do The Do
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Cor blimey, strike a light.......er......etc.
:)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Bring On The God Of Hell Fire !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Massive chin kid's chin is massive
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:02, archived)
# He has taken up boxing for a hobby !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahawhat?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# It's a fun little game that the back alley kids play !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Firefox wants you to customize in the only way you know how
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I'm guessing from the name that its a ref to the greenular double globes that are attached virtagonally
'balls.png'
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# seemed way too obvious to me...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# that's cos you have green balls
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
#
I need a ris button....then again I'm usually slow to awaken
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ^ Needs more Sergeant Blast and Private Meekley in the Army Surplus Special
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# ^This.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# You!
*hugs*

'owareya?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Worrying about
redundancy at the moment; but ok on the whole. You?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Eeeek!!!
That's not good. Really sorry to hear that...

I'm finally putting my year of hell to rest. *wipes brow*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# If it happens
it will be my forth time. But it might not happen, so onward and upward! I'm pleased your bad time is behind you; are we going to see some pics on here?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Look, fingers crossed, it'll all be good, yes? *major positive vibes for you*
When I'm back under my own roof, I shall be back in business...
I'm sofa-surfing presently, and as a result my poor 'puter is hiding in it's box as there is nowhere to set it up :(
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# doesn't everything?
G'Night all - I'm off to the PTA

then I'm going to paint the skirting boards in our bedroom

then, just maybe, if I have time, I'm going to scream very loudly at some html.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Perenium Tactile Assesment?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I'd carry on this Juvenility, but I've gone, so I can't


Pre Tensioned Alcohol
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# YES!
fucking LOVE wacky races!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# And that's because, in a certain small way,
You are a right-thinking person.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# :)
only a very small way
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# not my favourites, but great anyway
hell, it's gone 5 already! i'm off to the pub!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Are you old enough Newbie?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# i hope so ;)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Devious.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:33, archived)
# deviant, if you don't mind
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I want an Army Surplus Special...!!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# We *all* want a Army Surplus Special!
or possibly a Creepy Coupe...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I was blissfully unaware that I wanted one..... untill you posted your pic...!!
So it's your fault I'm now craving something that I shall never have
;-)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Flat out rollin' !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# '3'
I don't get it?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# That's a sure way to ruin your screen
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I need more brain cells.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Does this make sense?
I just wanted it out of my head so I could get on with things

(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# more sense than this for sure
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I remember this story on the news
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmmm :)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# One either loves it or one detests it.
Personally I think it tastes like poo.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# really?
I've been wasting my money

*installs colander in the toilet*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# in a bad way?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# it's ok on toast
then again everything's ok on toast
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# IT'S POO I SAY
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
# always warm the spoon first
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Aww, I would totally eat that.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Haha... aces to both of you....
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# And like the royal family
You either love it or you hate it, or really couldn't give a flying fuck about it.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# let's go Royal hunting
*loads rifle*
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# mmm octogenarian yeast extract
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# that's horrible
so is the marmite
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# i like marmite
don't ruin it with that old flannelface
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

*Clicks haaaard!*

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# *highly approves*
:)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Arf.....!! nicely...
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Mighty Mighty MA'AMITE !
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Spangtastic :D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# End of day doodle.

A revision of an older pin-up.
Also: squits.

(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Nice have a click
also NORKS
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Falsey's
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# doesn't bother me
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I'm a bobblers man, as previously mentioned.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
# If you can squeeze them
And they don't feel or move like anvils, that's real enough.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# i wouldn't mind cleaning her 'carpet'
fnarr fnarr
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# that squirrel with the slinky is great
love the expressionon the face
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Very good
Long time since you did pinups with stickies.
(or squirrels with tits)
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# That's pretty damned hawt
The squirrel also does it for me.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I do like that GIF.
:D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Fly to my penis.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# She looks the type to hover teasingly out of range.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Typical woman.... :(
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# ^ Norks.. Woo!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# nice
but no SA? jj, you disappoint me
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I had to draw porn today.
Taxman wants money.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# The Taxman likes people to draw porn?
Figures I guess. I kinda' always figured the taxman as shameless.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah, that dude in Australia really went the wrong way with his 7 legged spider
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# damn taxman!
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# long time lurkage
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# nein!!...mein rechte testikel gestohlen
(, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)

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