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# Please FP this so I can do the same again!! ;D

Ok fine I will just shop it in don't you worry about my time!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# unlurks & clicks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# yes.
make it immortal.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# excellent idea
although any page might do...................I'll "click" it along all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# No, no
I SAID FRONT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# FRONT it is then!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Thank you
...when your ready! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# has someone got Christmas tree up there
IT'S STILL NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Look the kids made me :(
If I had my way it would be up a few days before.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Frogbeat stretches Christmas out
He starts in Mid November and goes into January...Good times:)
(vanburger, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# are you sure it's not a dalek in camouflage clothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# No tree for me until after my birthday
That's the 8th if you're taking notes...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *takes notes*
My Daughter's birthday is on the 25th - when should she put the tree up?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# whenever she tells you to
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# just edit the html on your homepage
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahahahahah
IMMENSE FP THIS NOW MODS.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# "This happens every fucking time I go photoshopping"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# The meta-police!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# haha - nice!
every day is Christmas Day in the Frogbeat household, clearly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the pearly gates...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# It is because of this picture
I have done 3 of these gifs now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# :D
FP this
(herman:D, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)
# now you can do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Fuck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# b3ta:
a place where dreams CAN come true... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha...dead end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
# My brain hurts! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Fuck! Where's it gone?
(User #86772, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# obviously hasn't heard of b3tards
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Please FP this so I can do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hmm
Think its better to reshoot the whole thing for the immortal effect :)

Top stuff thou
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:47, archived)
# That's great . . . do it again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] My shitty compo entry...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# aaaaw.............his luck ran out.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I had nightmares about E.T. when I was young
I think they may start again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# why anyone thought
a turd with eyes was cute I've no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Are you saying Mr Hankey is not cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# only for one day a year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# totally agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# i'm not cleaning the bike seats
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] has this been done?
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# at 14:24 every single day since 30/11/2010
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Yes - You just did it...

Talking of Panda's with tits, or in fact all sorts of animals with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# wow! proper job
*closes Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# They have their exits and their entrances.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# my daughter asked me to make a Fuhrer for the tree.........least,I think she said Fuhrer

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I'm dreaming of an Aryan Christmas*
* I'm not. He is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# how can jew say that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Israeli easy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I could see that one coming from jewpiter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# now there's a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# maybe with a mel gibson saturn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# DO IT MY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That is very pretty...
Where can I purchase a set of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Vinter Vunderrland
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# The Daily Mail Christmas Gift Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Heimatbasis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Roasting Jews on an open fire
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha how did you get into Prince Harry's flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *taps nose
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hitler was such a nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# 6 million jews can't be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ....
.....(don't deny it)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# A party animal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# haha!
now finish it off with a few shiny Christmas Goebbels... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# WOW!...AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# A man walks into a bar...


And the wagon rolls on... www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post990622
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# A man walks into a bar...
...and asks for a 'double entendre' so the barlady says "What, Eric?"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
#

* Thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Who's been deleting?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :)
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# an Englishman,
a Welshman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Horse, a Penguin, 16 Nuns, a Ghost, a Robot, a Vicar, a Nurse, a Dog with a Parrot and Stevie Wonder all walk into a pub

and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Nope. Just a b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# and they all went home saftly on the

B3ta Meme Bus
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Alright
THE WHOLE OF FINLAND walks into a bar ...

/Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Two gay men walk into a bar
They had a great evening, and returned home a little drunk, because it was one of their birthdays and they were celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# One of my mates told me that joke a few days ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# There was a Jew, a Pakistani and a Black man in a nightclub
what a wonderful example of an integrated society

/Bernard Righton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Two lesbians in a bar
They had a lovely evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# My mother-in-law!
Tight?
no she's not. She's a very generous woman. In fact she's helping us with our mortgage.

My wife is so fat
she stays at home all day crying.
She hates herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Lucky no one was killed or it would have been...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# oh god
I stopped myself from shopping that yesterday!

I should have stopped sooner though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# sponsered by Pritt Stick
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# it had me laughing then and it's got me laughing now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Three potatoes sitting a sack..
.. the first one says "I didn't know you voted Tory".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I don't get that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# White horse walks into a pub
and the barman says, "What can I get you?"
The white horse thinks for a bit then says, "I don't really know, can you recommend anything?"
"I'll tell you what - we've got a drink named after you..."
"Actually," interrupts the white horse, "I've decided - I'll have a vodka and tonic, no ice."
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# achoo your fucking self you fuckkerrr
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# What I hate is people at work who tell each other how they love being ill and come to work just so that they can spread it.
Yeah thanks for that, you rebels. Sticking it to The Man right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I hate being ill
I still work from home, I'm currently sat in bed logged into the work network naked, who would have known wanking at work feels so good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# George Michael?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# coward
try it in the stationery cupboard next time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I'll give it a go next time I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# if you are caught just say you are 'replenishing the Tipp-Ex'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# or I'm looking for the prittstick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10268286
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# people love to be ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It's what a silly girl was saying the other day.
"Oh yeah I love being ill and coming into work - the look on people's faces!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# what an idiot
I've been working from home since Wed last week cos I've got influenza masculus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# man flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# THE MOST LETHAL STRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ^^
Women might argue it's a Swine 'Flu.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
Women might argue it's a Swine 'Flu.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I do that all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# You do realise you have just posted a picture on the talk board.

Woo - Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# whatevs
id never go on the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# rather a big old traditional blaster sneeze
than those people who squeak into their hankies.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# What does RIS mean?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Rotatable Insurrection Supplies.
EDIT: Since you don't seem to be remedying it:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# like this
it has a linoprint feel about it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Redundant Image Spot
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Zoot alores!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Repetitive Injury Strain
It's an affliction commonly affecting very clumsy people.

Also - OTIO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# trufax
I actually got RSI in my none wanking hand from playing guitar hero, I then claimed it was because of work and took sick holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# "sick holidays"
like... off to Thailand with Paul Gadd?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I took a sick holiday in 2007
to Praia da Luz. I still have a souvenir in the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# It relates to a post some years ago
It showed an image of the morrisons sign with the letters RIS obscured, leaving the word morons. Somebody didnt get the joke thinking they should be noting the missing letters and replied with "RIS?"
It has come to mean, I dont understand.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Oh right!
I got it in response to this



Which I guess is fair
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# RIS?
Before replying to this thread, check out yanmania's picture below

It's much more worthy fo your time than replying to this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# haha
this is why I dont put any effort into posts!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I've been there tho
it's fucking annoying when you've done something and 30 seconds some knobend comes on and everyone ignores your pic to have a go at them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# which makes them more of a nobend than the original poster...
like the inter-knights who post image the size of the sun in response to an overly-large image thread post
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# It's just the way things are
You might as well try to sellotape jelly to a hyena as try to stop engorged b3tans replying to a post which doesn't follow the rules of the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# jelly to a hyena you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# board's too cliquey
anonymous posts would invite honest replies...the poster could be revealed after 1 hour.....THAT would be "interesting"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# it means
OH MY GOD YOU POSTED ON THE MAIN BOARD WITHOUT A PICTURE, IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT ISN'T ALLOWED BUT IT USED TO BE UNTIL PHOTOSHOPPING NAZIS CRIED UNTIL A TALK BOARD WAS CREATED AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

... I think...

EDIT: Ram It Slowly
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hang on....
where's all the whingery?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I look a little bit silly now
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# sorry was busy running a port scan on the network
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# rodgered in sphincter
NOW WHERE IS MY PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Rectal Insertion System
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# NSFW!! ish
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/b3ta-style-gay-fisting.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# only nsfw ish?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Well yeh, NSFW is stuff that looks like pron,
I have an idea the foreground action would put paid to that just a tad...

Unless you got a fetish for Sooty!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# My God, I'm like all RIS n that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# It means this thread is for posting pictures.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Roughly Inserted Sex-organs?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# John Leguizamo... and Wagner
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# one of the worse films ever
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# this is a recurring dream of mine
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# It is a backward knight.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Pfft!
Sir Risalot?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Thread vampire!
*sharpens stake*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# It means... You're an arsehole!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# and he has nearly made my post go from this page, into the dark life
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# It means quite simply
this
Referee Skwirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# does not understand
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# "... 4291"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I bet that's his PIN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# look everyone has been really nice about the no pic thing
Personally you have ruined my christmas and I hope santa hunts you down and rapes you in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Plenty of contenders here:
sketchysantas.failblog.org/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# yeah one of those
right in the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I don't get what you are trying to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
tinyurl.com/36zjnzs
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It means
LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Quck and dirty? Just like McDonalds.


Bindun? I couldnt find it...

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# A killer clown?
Such stuff as nightmares are made on.
Brr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# pfft....
still not as scary as the Burger King tho
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I'm lollin it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Said to be one or Quentin Tarantino's favourite films...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I'd watch it...
:)
there would only need to be subtle changes to the script too for the full blaxploitation effect...
"Is this a **gger I see before me"?

/tagger, of course
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# A Digger?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# possibly a chugger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *hic*
Y'know what? yerright...

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# howdy fella, how's tricks?
you managed to catch up with any 'walking dead' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Good Afternoon! Not bad, ta.
Walking Dead - Sadly not, due to distinct lack of interwebs at home (until Thursday, when the Fibre-Optic gets installed \o/ )
I shall be doing some major catching up then, though. Is it still holding up on quality?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# caught up with episode 5 of 6 last night
has jumped forward quite a bit, but still holding together for the season finale next week :)
/only 6 eps this season
glad to hear you're well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ah, yes - I heard about that.
But there's a full 13 for Season 2, is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# that's the one
it's made me want to catch up with the general storyline laid out by the 'comics'
via the WD wiki pages, interesting stories to come if they keep the the general plot lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I just hope they get far enough into it to do the prison storyline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I have a hunch they will tackle it
and, unless it crops up next week, I have a feeling we've already seen the future 'Governor' before
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# The Hispanic dude in Atlanta, perhaps..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# don't give me any spoilers
I'm watching "as they're aired" on FX

good stuff! love it

and is that "Egg" from "THIS LIFE" ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Yarp.
He sticks with the accent between takes.
Most of the crew thought he was American.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# See also:
Damian Lewis in Band of Brothers.
Now there's a box set that needs re-watching.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I've decided
he's my Steed in my as yet unproduced (or written) revision of The Avengers coming soon an imaginary TV screen near you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# actually, you're right, he'd be crackin' as steed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Did you see him on Have I Got News For You the other day?
He was good, except when he got busted by Hislop for making jokes about posh people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That's what pinged him in my head
I thought he was fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# The set was four miles from my house.
Spent an evening watching them try to blow up Hatfield.
They failed.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# aye, it is, grand isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I've watched the first two
and it's not floating my sack as much as I expected it to.

Good telly, but nothing really haven't seen before
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Or
"That better not be Birnam motherfucking Wood coming over the hill."
/pauses for dramatic effect...
"Damn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# People who annoy you
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I would DEFINITELY watch that
it could spark a blaxploitation Shakespeare sub-genre, which would be the greatest thing ever :D

A bit like: www.imdb.com/title/tt0068284/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJanEOUqMg
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Black_and_Mr._Hyde !!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# The soundtrack to that
is better than Shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# R
a
c
i
s
t
.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# but Shaft was the baddest mutha that ever lived!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# 'Ee's not a bad mutha
'Ee's a very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# damn right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# well there's another thought worm i will never be rid of
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# shut yo' mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Everyone was happy when he reached the miners in chilli
not so much in new Zealand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Word, honky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# nice shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *rotates earlobes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# THAT one.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I can't be the only one
who wishes that were real.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Dude, this is totally awesome.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# That is so good
I was convinced there WAS a blaxploitation macbeth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks.
Took me ages to make it look like it was an old poster scanned in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# It's been said before but...
this is teeming with win.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Who is the man
Who'd kill his king just cos he can? 'BETH!
Who is the Thane
Who'll meet his end at Dunsinane? 'BETH!
Who is the Lady Bitch
Who'll help her man on 'vice of witch? 'BETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Excellent!!
Great work SBF. *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
#
pure. awesome
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Very yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha! great stuff...
nice vintage poster look you've achieved there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Separated at birth..... Susan Boyle/John Candy
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Wouldn't / Would
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ^ This, but with added n't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# See also:
'Dying in the wrong order'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# John Candy was the last person to make me cry.
And not in a punch-on-the-nose kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I shed a tear
watching his thing on the Biography channel a few weeks back.

Seemed like one of the last genuinely nice guys in hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# And, as regards the non-funnies, he was awesome in JFK.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Plane's, Trains always gets me!
"My wife liked me, I like me.."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *shares bond with Q*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"
"See the game on sunday?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# It definitely had its moments.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvkhvUzYKEI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Original Blue's Bros,
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger net..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Top Shop Cap'n!!
*Clickerty Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Shuriken!
Gratz on the FP, sir - well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Shuriken!!
Cheers Cap'n, blees you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ^-- Is there two of you now? --v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ninjas can be anywhere, at anytime..
*checks rafters*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
Чому це завжди заплутаною, як пекло в свої повідомлення?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Òîìó ùî âè Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Possibly more true than anyone might imagine...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hey everyone, Ninj deleted a post!

* I am such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Oh crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha
that carp looks quite happy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# He clearly likes this plaice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I'm not getting in to ruddy fish puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# That's a pretty shellfish attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I've haddock nuff of this
thread already
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# just cos you're floundering
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# *sigh*
I know, what's the porpoise of it all?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Mindpiss tiebreak at 13:01 on porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Conger-atulations!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I think we've now nearly exhausted the list of po-tench-al puns.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Eel think up some more, I'm sure of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I wouldn't want to encROACH on your thread

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Bream my guest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You're
a Ray of sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I try not to make too many anemones..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# You're
obviously a kindly Sole
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I like to fin so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This harks back to another thread I once saw
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I think the fish theme has resurfaced quite frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# There's a startLING number of fish puns in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I wouldn't want to roach the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Don't worry,
it's Manta be funny
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Clamming up, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# he was trying to mussel in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# That's a cod awful pun, I'd never lower.... oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# That's whaley good
It gets my seal of approval
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# You can't just switch to marine mammal puns, it defeats the porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Oh, don't
carp on about it
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I don't trout your heart's in the right place *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# That's
trawling the depths...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I'm suitably shrimpressed.
(Christ, that was fucking awful)

*stops*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
Do we need to bring back pun-ishments for this?
(LankeyGit is denying everything, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# you know your getting a click for this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *owes Paul a pint*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha...
may I?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Will the fear never start?
Nicely, Joe.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# The Teabag From 20,000 Fathoms
*pulls hair from mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# A dwarf has drowned
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Am I the only one
waiting for the Ackbar version ?
(Wespel fried french., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I dreamed a dream.....I mean a Shakespearean Nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Oh dear God.
That looks like she's in the middle of what the Profanisaurus calls 'an Elvis killer'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# def
Elvis approved outfit
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha - semi piss!
trying to pass a pinecone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I dreamed last night that the 'singer' Mika had been killed
after getting accidentally caught up in a student demo against the UN's new tanks. I was in a nightclub with him prior to that. Afterwards I was on a double-decker bus that had about 8 floors and lots of babies on it.

In fact I've only just realised it was a dream and had been thinking all morning that he had in fact been killed

as for SuShak - is she having a difficult shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I had a dream about going to a Lucy Porter gig.
She was naked from the waist up. For some reason, this was an important part of her act.


It was a nice dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Holly Walsh FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Both!
Together!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lucy Porter sounds and looks too much like a dear friend of mine for me to be able to go there.
But Holly Walsh twice and again for luck followed by more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# *googles*
I may have to arrange another dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# oh man. I lurrrrrrve her
she's like a sexy pixie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I was gutted to discover recently that she's
(a) married
and
(b) up the stick.

It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# cos that's the reason you're not boning her right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Oh, absolutely.
It's either that or the fact that we've never met and I'm a terrible social inadequate at the best of times.

But I can't imagine that that's really important.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# i pooed a poo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# taking it up the pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Log-Jam: The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I think
it could be susan or john candy it's a toss up
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# It's friesian outside, don't you think?


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(admss, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# *paging mstandot* *paging mstandot*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# a cow in sheep's clothing
also - pfft welcome young b3tan. Pull off a chair and kitten a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# mooooooooo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# haha, welcome new poster, nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# tis a little cold
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# nice first post
welcome to b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hello, admss.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Excellent!
Pull yourself off and flick the spunk in our eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# oops! did I type that out loud again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I did this, this morning.
* Pulled myself off, not admss!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# ...and where did you flick the spunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# into my own eyes?
where else could it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I've been flicking mine out the window today
the passers by just think it's snow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha... you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# God Save the Queen, or King

This one looks more brutish than cutish.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Enough to make the duke puke.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# enough to make the prince wince
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# This could make the earl hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Shirley Bindun?
I found one on teh googles but it was even shiter than mine, so I forged ahead.



It is a horrid job shopping Mr Beiber but at least I discovered where he got his hairstyle from, and now know what he will look like in 30 years =)

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hehe!
cherman?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
Good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# He is a creepy fellow.
Not Beaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Beaker is more famous, more succcessful than the Beiber person ever will be
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# whenever I see or hear of him
I think of that movie S1mone, about the CGI celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# got to be honest I'm a little RIS on this myself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Eh?
I like the mood of this, until the silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# it just came together like that
I don't really know why
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Why is it always small boys in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
it's a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Which one's a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# the one sat down
I'm not sure about the other

story of my love life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# OK. Why is it possibly a small boy in your image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *'phones polis*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# no need for that
*destroys hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Nice mixture, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *senses a one-man-bandwagon*


www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post990622
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# oh dear
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# je ne regrette rien...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Mais... il porte pas de pantalon!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Mon dieu ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Qu'est que c'est!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Haha!
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *offers Ferrero Rocher*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# How goes the final day of Movember?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# sad :{(
I want to keep mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# reminds me of those "german jokes"
theentrepreneurialmindset.blogspot.com/2009/01/german-jokes.html

in other news i just took a dump and it smelt like fox shit !
(wankdog, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ha-ha! What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry
Needed to get it out of my head, I know it's seamless and probably bindun too, but anyway..



He was just a decent mansnail exporting flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kempy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Nice tie Pablo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# He was
also well known for his novelty cufflinks, but you can't see them in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kempy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# haha :)
May I put this here?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

It's not worth its own thread. In fact, I'm not sure it deserves a sub-thread. I was just avoiding starting any work... it's too close to lunchtime :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hehe
sure it does, cos I'm going to post this here. No wonder they call me Topical Tommy...



(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# How could
I ever refuse two such impressive offerings?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kempy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# lovely wdc's
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# are they standing on a giant meat pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Yes. That's what the winner gets.
I found this pic (unshopped) amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha wut?
not a great advert for McFatburgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Why are they standing on a slice of pork pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# wait a minute - this is SALT!
ARGHGHGGHH
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
nope, it's just cut with some lsd, that's where the melting feeling is coming from!
(I helped save b3ta! Kempy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I took the shell off my racing snail, but it didn't help.
It just made him more sluggish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# One of my mates told me that joke a few days ago?
You're not my mate are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# For the right price, loverboy
I can be whatever you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Are you about 45 and know to your friends in the pub as 'Tosser' ?
If not, you're a different person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# No, I'm a frayed knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Since we clearly need Wobbly Bloke's post to move down to get its full effect...
Have this aimless noodle.



Mildly inspired by this b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post985407
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Argh! There's a narwhale in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Oh! The huge manatee!
www.instantrimshot.com

EDIT - not in fact a manatee. Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# You cold fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# 'tis good
i tried doing an old remake of the shark attack before but lost it trying to erase the gaps on the biplane
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# is nice..
up until my later teenage years I thought narwhals were a myth, like unicorns and dragons etc.. imagine my surprise going to the national history museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Why - was there a unicorn there?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Thanks Barry! I love you.
* Shall I post it again, in one of my replys below, then we will be able to see both?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# clearly fake

because the bridge is made of stone and not iron
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Curses. Foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Absolutely marvellous.
Here's one I made earlier :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# A classic made classic.
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Nice!
(payment in used fivers ok?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Have this! Because I made it for you all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Psst
+u
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:42, archived)
# But he is American and that is how he spells Hounoureud
FACT


and on the other panel it looks like this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# it's still called the english language
at least until they invade us
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# .....with friendly fire?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# No. His is called English (U.S.)
Microsoft Word told me so it must be true.

* I'm a dickhead and Mircosoft was not my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Wiki agrees so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# police
squad
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yay! got both of them now :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Double Legend Edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)

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