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# slightly pathetic....


but it's better than the other pun i have stored up....
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I knew you would do this! So I made this a while ago ;)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# The motherload of spangs!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# this also is a silly lorry
am it silly lorry Monday?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# should be wearing a seat-belt for those spangs
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Rule 4: Seatbelts
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# rule 4, actually
rule 3 is beware of bathrooms
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Aren't you both breaking Rules 1 and 2?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
# what, cardio and double tap?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# *Does rule 18*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i've always been a fan of rule two
although my natural paranoia makes rule 31 a must.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Well you never know a
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# i've never dared tell my parents
that i have a zombie survival plan, just in case.
they'd have me sectioned :(
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Isn't Rule 1 something to do with this?:
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# getting blown by a tramp?
somehow i don't think so
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Isn't that what I said?
o_O
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# dirty ninja!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)
# :O
Ok maybe ;)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i'll forgive you
but just this once, mind
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# If you're wondering what that feeling is,
it's shame!
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# it's not an unfamiliar feeling.
personally, it's almost warming.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)
# i think you may have pissed yourself
it'll cool down quite rapidly
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Will in this weather.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# you're not wrong there
£20 of gas gone on heating in a week :(
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Dreading my next bill :(
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# i'd freeze to death if i had to deal with a quarterly bill
i insisted on a prepayment meter. it's the only way i can manage it, i know what i'm spending and can cut back when i need to.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# not half.
we have only just paid off the massive bill from last winter. :(

£210 a month for six months! gah!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# fuck that for a game of soldiers
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# aye, but with a premmie baby in the hooose,
you know us new parents, gotta keep the house like an oven 24-7....

plus we have an ancient back boiler. works great, but expensive.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# ah, got to keep the baby warm
expensive things, kids
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# meh
the absolute absense of any life of your own to spend money on averages it out a bit! :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
# and you've just reminded me
why i never wanted kids :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# sexual healing?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# This is a silly lorry
discombobulated is a lovely word
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# for some reason
i tend to think of it as meaning "someone who has lost their umbrella"
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Always makes me think of John Madden
who used to use it all the time.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:44, archived)
# TJ
Anyone know what happened to dr dyslexia?
She was basically on everyday for a number of years.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=29415
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I put that guy on ignore many years ago
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I grew to love the good doctor.
I genuinely miss her posts.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:47, archived)
# some nights, when the moon is full, she returns, to haunt these lonely boards
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Not often enough.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# She became the USA's Secretary of State, and is therefore fairly busy at the minute.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# BONGO BREAK
 

 
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# See?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# BEAT THEM LIKE AN ERRANT SPOUSE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# If I may...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hmph.
'Marvellous' is spelt 'Marvellous', not 'Marvelous'.
Hmph.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# shove it, pedant!
:D

can't be arsed to change it now.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# heheheh
I love a spot of light pedantry, me.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Alright Julian, you're just being a cock now
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# hhahahahahaha
i like this lots
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Oh ffs! Thanks!
hahahahahaha woo!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Well you'v spoilt those films for me now ;-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I cleverly left off the titles of the films
like an Australian blabbermouth editing the names of military personnel
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out what film batman was in ;-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# And in what film do they play the crying game? ;D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I don't remember a film with characters called 'Luke' and 'Wader'.
Is it something to do with fishing?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
h t
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I know.......
It's like it's not worth watching any film, ever again now...
all spoilt....!!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Spoiler Blurt !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
# You've gone too far, this time, Julian!
Awesome.

(The US Government are genuinely gonna crucify this guy)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Bates IS his mother.
.
The dinosaurs have used their frog DNA to change sex and have produced offspring.

Bud Fox gets found out and goes to jail.

Amnesiac Lenny found the guy he was looking for ages ago and is just being humoured and manipulated by everyone.

Predators doesn't get any better, the longer you watch.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud!!!
In a similar vein: twitter.com/#!/Julian_Ass
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahahah
that's top.
still won't make me sign up to twitter though
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ^this
but fantastic all the same
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Wait, so you mean they were on Earth all this time??
God damn you all to Hell!!!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
#
dickhead
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha
The guy really want's to figure out a few truths himself

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Yes!
Yes! Yes!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)
# and wasn't Kevin Spacey
Keyser Soze?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Nope...
The scary bad guy didn't exist, the cripple was just a good manipulator.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
#
Harry isn't really dead, old chap
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Soylent green
is people!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Been rummaging around in Ben Elton's 80's wardrobe by the look of it!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
he has a twitter too: twitter.com/#!/Julian_Ass
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Lookalike
Chris Morris or Julian Assange?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# ha ha
grats on FP!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Haha ace :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Briliant!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 3:26, archived)
# hehehehe.....
excellent!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever photo shop...
Really shit, and prolly bindun, but I had the idea in my head, and had to do something about it.



At least I can only get better...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you'll never leave (no seriously it will crush your social life :D)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# A what life?!
o_O
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# THEY SAY CUTBACK WE SAY SHORT BACK AND SIDES THANKS MATE
 
woo : )
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I'm with ya on this one . . . it only grows back on ya !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# A most worthy first attempt.
Do more.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Up with trims!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I like what they've done with their hanging basket....!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)
# fucknuts
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Nice one.
Welcome. Now give us an inappropriate CDC.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I will do my best...
Now that I know how to do this malarkey, the world is my oyster!
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Thanks for all the kind words
I am literally weeping with delight*




*I am neither weeping, nor overly delighted.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Roobarb and Custhard!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# More of this sort of thing! :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Maybe! I really need a tablet again :(
Using the laptop mouse pad has just sent me a wee bit mad!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# O_O Well you're doing a feckin good job with it!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# That's pretty fkn ace
With a mouse too? Is that playing cat and mouse then?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:01, archived)
# *wheezy laugh*
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I'm enjoying these a lot :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# FAT CAT.
hahahaha.

Edit. Holy moly brain bomb that's Crystal Tips!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# What a treed . . . keep it up !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Herm!
Cock and pussy!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Top work!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# christ on a fucking bike
these are fantastic, you should put them on a website.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Rudebarb and .......... haha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Click hard
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Woo
Clicked like a loon and my mouse has died. So so lovely.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# IS NOTHING SACRED?
;)
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Equal rights for signs!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Sticking it to The Man!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# WHAT DO WE WANT?
"STICKS!!!!!!"
.....also just noticed my recycle bin icon looks like the Pope's hat :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
# E Dub See . . . am that chew ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# E Dubya .C
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I do now !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# One Union under a groove
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# it's call Toys 'r us, Toys 'r us, TOYS 'R US!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I don't dare go in there any more. The Blade Runner "offworld colonies" sound sample almost drove me insane.
I feel bad for the poor fuckers who have to work there and listen to it repeat every 4 minutes.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Sticks are for stickers . . . and stickers have sticks !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# What's brown and sticky...!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# A sticky brown thing !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Spoil the puchline for everyone else ..!!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Reminds me of "Magic" & "Dead Of Night".
Brr.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Paul McCartney's career takes an unexpected turn
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# no more lonely nights
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Never be another.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Unexpected, but welcome.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# It's behind you !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Monday's no fun. Tuesday's the same.
Anyone else experiencing treacle-flavoured b3ta today?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Yes
today and every day for the last 4 days.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Mofaha speaks with much wisdom.
It's like it's 1997 & I'm back on dial-up.
*wakes up screaming*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Havenae noticed it so much, but it's particularly bad tonight.
I'm thinking of writing my comments on a postcard and posting them to b3hq.
Or I could just stop moaning grumble grumble
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Meanwhile in Exmouth...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I think my idea was better...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Let 'em burn.
Dullest show, ever.

Nice pic, though.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Oh come on.. Have you see X-Fuckter?
* There were some fantastic scenes in Corrie tonight, the Seam mod would have been proud!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
hahaha some of the CGI was terrible. It looked like someone had painted the bent tracks in MS paint.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Yes... It was particularly shit.
* Even 'A Vagabond' could have done better by hiding the seams with rain!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I can stomach X-Factor in the background.
The occasional tune might even catch my ear.
But as soon as I hear the theme to Corrie, it's reach-for-the-zapper time..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 'Can't stop this...'
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Oh Zapper-time...
sorry
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# ^FTW
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
i enjoyed how over the top it was.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I no rite!
Did they draft in Michael Bay?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
# snarf!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Kapow! Right in the nads!
\o/
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Glad that we've got that all sooted out !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# This will Sweep the floor of this compo
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Cleaning up in the highest order !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# As long as Matthew doesn't Sue
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:45, archived)
# So that's how he got it up !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ha
Tallywhacker coats
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Churchill was such a hippy.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# The man your man could smell like.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# fact or fiction?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:42, archived)
# fact!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Does this count ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:48, archived)
# does what count? this post?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
# This and that . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Calm down ;)
It's Valin expect esoteric replies
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:05, archived)
# sure, but if you don't indulge him, he pouts a lot ;p
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I do not either . . . sometimes I sulk . . . neener !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Now there's an image!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Only in response to one's queries of questions . . . and such . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I have a very active virtual life, thank you
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Isn't that like
"I have as many wet dreams as anyone else?" ;p
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# * Ponders for a while...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# *Fwaps
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I live a pretty action-packed existence.
*dodges car & leaps from bridge*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Such is the life of a traffic warden
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I never made claim to an honest life..
*hides behind bins & waits for Tribs to park*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# *parks pedal car*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# i love b3ta
and always will :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Just over 16K
Does this mean I have a half life?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:06, archived)
# the graph would say Probability around .1
you left half a life 10,000 posts ago
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# fwap duly noted
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# HEY FUCK YOU, BRO. FUCK YOU.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# tsk, tsk
such an analytical response ;p
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I'm not a number, man. Don't try and suppress me, man.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:19, archived)
# just food for thought, MAN :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I am living proof this graph is unreliable.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I NO LONGER HAVE ANY KIND OF A LIFE AT ALL, I AM BASICALLY JUST A SPEAK 'N' SPELL IN A BUCKET OF TEQUILA
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Ah, the frist honest man I've met all day!
hahaha let's have a shot
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I'm a chat bot. :-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# "Having a Life" is overrated
...had a few....no big deal :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# TAKING A LIFE, NOW THAT PUTS SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Your cruelty arouses me.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I mean, offends me.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# you gotta have pep.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:22, archived)
# This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# well, shit.
 
It's a John Lithgow song from one of his records for kids.
Had a quick look for other uploads, just links back to that one vid in youtube, embedding disabled.
shit.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# approximately 0.2 of a life
:D WOOOOOO me :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# 's better than nada
but just wait! 'p
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# MY DAD USED TO WORK FOR THE POST OFFICE YOU INSENSITIVE ... erm
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Been done?
But I'm too lazy to check :P

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Broadband..
*cough, cough*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I enjoyed the 1st 40,000 bytes!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Links ---->
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# <---- Golf Sale
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# ^--- This
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] dun bin prob
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Seams ok
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I think the body was like that already!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Pfffffffttttttttttttt..........
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
apollo geese for shitness
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Grimm.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Ha!
I made Little Miss books about my two girls for Christmas last year - I learnt a bit about book binding of paperbacks and somehow they're still in one piece, more than a year later.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Your skillset is impressive.
*hires*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Nice!
I demand a series of these.
*on knees*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Something is rotten in the state of Denmark..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Be nice to each other
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha, this is b3ta
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Quincy Teabag: The Great Adventure - Take 2

Click for bigger

I had to make some sort of poster for a uni project so I did one based on this story I wrote.
Old version
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# quincy! look out!
that tree is trying to eat you!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# If he avoided that, the story would have no plot.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Quincy!
Kiss my arse!

/famous quote from somewhere quote
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# This is lully.
Well done, you.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Thankyee :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:36, archived)
# You and your teabagging obsession, tchhh
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Blow dry job
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i'm rather glad i don't own a hair dryer
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# a great old prank :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Get the cumdon look
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Facial lol
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Sadly the Columbian developed, "Cocaine-o-matic-and-dryer-combo" was not a success....
woo
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# She is going for the Georgian lady look
Works better then Homers make up gun
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# instant
mime artist gun :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Set dryers to cock blast!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Set phasers to cum!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Haha!
A cow-orker brought this clip up in conversation only the other day.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# woah, dusty!
 
I SUPPOSE THAT CAN HAPPEN, WHEN YOU REALLY GET BACKED UP
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
no balls :D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# bloody snow!
take that you great white shit

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Maybe I can counteract your 'white' image...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# fake
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# it wasn't the fucking snow that landed me on my arse
ice is a cunt
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Vagina
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# i wouldn't bother, it's frigid
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Well he does only seem to move at 2 frames a second
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# that's not going to build up much friction
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# WAPAAAAWHHHH!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# that damn honky was asking for it.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Did you name it Barry ?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Sadly we will never know if the snowman called it Barry
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# pow!
actually that snowman looks like a fat Bomberman
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I think I, too, could take your best shot & still remain upright.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] A day that will live in infamy


(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# what's wrong with snooker?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# the low saturites dismiss colour dependant games.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# still good, though
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# It's all balls.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# nothing wrong with balls
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# That's a cue for a pun.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Put that book of generic puns back in your pocket.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Give it a rest, eh?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Chalk it off as silliness.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# *breaks off before it gets any worse*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Did they follow Margaret Satur?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# ffs hahahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# shouldnt that be reet arty?
rather than retardy?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# oi, less of that cheek boy.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# reet, ret, rate
it's all f'in same lad.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# there too common for the extra e
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Coloured the debate.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# It was on the lunchtime news
read by Hue Edwards.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# The news is tinted !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Out Rage Us
plus this is the first time I've seen your full website !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Well if you see it again, tell it to get home, it's tea's ready.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# ...in the phonebook
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Neil before Zod.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# you're asking for a spanging
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Unless Neil's surname is Zoom.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Unless Kneel is a surname
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ian Kneel
I. Kneel before Zod
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# "We’ll call him anything he wants. How about 'Zoom'?”
“No dice,” the Ford man said, “It has to be 'Joe'.”
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] This took ages. Sadly, it really did.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Time for some change !
c it . . .
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Done.
Forgot about that bit. Was too busy tring to post an image on the board.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# With you all the way !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# ris?
EDIT: ah, now i'm with you, ted
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# "Down with this sort of thing?"
"Careful now?"

Father Ted, woman!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Ahh, the penny dropped
...to coin a phrase.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# \o/
Yaaay!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Ch ch ch ch changes.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# What font matching software do you use?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# It was all very technical.
I downloaded Gimp. Messed around with it for an hour and a half to cut Ted out and put him on a different layer. Pffff layer, listen to me, I sound like a computery graphic artist type. Then I put the whole thing in paint, scribbled on the sign, and put some writing on it. I think you'll agree the end result looks very professional.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# It's funny,
that's the thing.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# It sorty does !
fine effort !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks!
I believe long and dirty fits the bill.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# ...just ask Smashy
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# you said you wouldn't tell anyone!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# In that case
* Clicks
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# i approve of this silliness
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# yes
just redundant ones
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Nice how they both feel the same way !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# How wonderful!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# oh FFS
hahahaha alright S.E?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Yay!
Sunshine! Good to see you around.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# squares are numbers²
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# yay
: D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)

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