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[challenge entry] Couldn't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
This is you this is
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Clearly......
....may I burn in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is so good!
I feel kinda sorry for him (or her?). In a good way.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It's only made slightly worse.....
....by me saying this picture is taken from an orphanage.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# \o/ <'o'> /o_ /o\
Does this look like a man doing the YMCA dance?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Noddy Holder Is A God
All Hail The Nod!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# No but this does......
Y M C A.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Move along... nothing to see here!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Has he farted?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# yeah
farts definately look like that
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Sherry and sprouts have that effect on me too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# ^ more of this, please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Merry Christmas, pudface :D x
www.b3ta.com/board/10288619
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oh, you charmer ;-)
*stealth gropes* x
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Oh fuck, what a follow-through.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I was thinking that's the biggest klagnut ever.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Needs more Iranian missile launches
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Thermo-Nuclear Bonfire Night!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Cracking!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Nice, here have these for the missus

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Quite aside from the jocular aspect
Those look FABULOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# All kinds of manliness going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# omg :D
He owns everyone
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Fake
The explosion would be affected by gravity.

:)
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I don't know what this is.... but I like it....!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# That has everything I like about Xmas
Dun well!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodwill to all alienkind

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# A spaceman came travelling....
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ...and went to Argos,
'twas light-years from home, which was bit of an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha yey!
Old Father Thames is freezing over:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Why is it always snowi.............




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ooh very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hurrah!
and just in time too, cos you inspired this...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# LOLOL
then my work here is complete :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Robins ARE English.
They inspired the RAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# if the coalition gets its way
they'll be the RAF...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I thought they already were.
"Tuition fees for all! Take that, Student Fritz! Now all back home for crumpets and brandy! Hoorah!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
Risible And Fatuous?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Oh they're so brash with their Johnny-Come-Lately black hoods and larger breasts.
Whatever happened to old-fashioned pluck, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I was as surprised as anyone.
Initially I refused to accept that they were robins at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# they're not, they just stole the name
those dirty thrushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# The American Orange Thrush
Actually our robins are pretty orange too now I come to look at the photo. They're only red in drawings.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
they tend to flatter themselves in their art.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Racist Robin
booooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:14, archived)
# No.
It's impossible to be racist if you're English, because as everyone knows, being proud to be Scottish, Welsh, Italian, anything else is great woo go for it but being proud to be English is racist and bad and wrong scum scum scum m'kay?

And I heard this council wants to ban Christmas in case it offends musslims omg lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# He opinionates in the tree tops all day long,
bigoting and a-hating and saying they're wrong!
All the BNPs on ignorance street,
love to hate foriegns til they bleed, bleed, bleed

Racist Robin, greed, greed, greed.
Racist Robin, greed, greedily-greed.
Shout Racist Robin,
Cause we really gonna protest tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# And perching on the English De-fence (league)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Updated :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# car spotted in Durban trafffic on Friday - heh


Click for bigger (263 kb)
(MostlySunny, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# See you in 5 years 5 months 0 days
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Geoff!
Louise got all excited when she saw your name.


I did too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# With sexy results!
I'm here most days but mainly lurking due to 'work'.
Hope you're both good.
/I've never even been to York Cathedral - mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Save water - shower with a friend!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# save toilet paper
use both sides!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# My other car's a bus!
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# My other car's a porch!!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I 'heart' York Cathedral!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Be Alert!
Your country needs lerts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Young farmers do it in Wales!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Save gas - let the jews go free!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# lol
haha
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Spotted on b3ta...
teh FAQ

*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I thought that said 'Durham'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Beans and All-Bran account for 33% of emissions
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# vapour, grass or donkey
nobody rides for free
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Rudolph

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Wonderful


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent. This isn't though and it took ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Yay!
Have a the prototype HAL from 1867:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *dusts off an old chestnut*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Grrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# haha fuck you HAL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:27, archived)
# lol
very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# that is absolutely adorable!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *Something about feeling presents*
Nicely Sir
Hello Ninjy
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hai Stan!
You ok sir, heaviest snow since 1882 eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Back then, people were shorter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Well I was only Ten!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Blimey, you're not looking bad for 128
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oh yeah! 18 not 19!!!
What a fool I must look!!
Shit! On the internet too!!


edit: Nice maths too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# even better for 138!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Fuck.
Mathsfail
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Never mind
We can both be numeracy challenged on the internet together.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# "Dixon, what is (2010-1892)+10?"
"huh huh. Look at my willy. huh huh."
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I'm not surprised on the brainfail
all your blood is supporting that extra limb of yours!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Oh the wonders of a convex reflective surface :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah.
Had to walk to work and stayed at a friends, couldn't get home!!!
Seemed to have missed out on the second wave though.
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# F,f,f,f,f,f,f,fine ta...
...b...b...b..b..but bloody cold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Yayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# If you are what you eat,
does that mean that Eric Pickles once ate a grotesquely obese idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Or possibly several?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# i'd love to stab him with a fork.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Tis the Season to Fist Reindeer tral la la la laaaa la laaa la laaa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# reindeer fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Mmmm tasty bestiality.
Not worth its own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
Every parents nightmare! hahahahahahahahahaha!
(caholu, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:04, archived)
# So that's how Rudolph got his red hooter
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Awwww, look at his happy little face!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:31, archived)
# HAHAH!
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
# LOLcars!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# The transit van is saying "I ain't getting in no plane, foo!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Ha!
Do they have to put sleeping tablets in his diesel?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# beowyn/ maiden
Oh yeah, i forgot it's a woman's perogative.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I perfer Beowyn but I suppose more ppl associate with the name maiden here on b3ta.
I think Flowerpot thought I had changed back to maiden because of her and thought I did it in a strop - I did try to gaz her to explain but I think she's probably ignoring me now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# haha
Flowerpot, god bless her always seems to get the wrong end of the stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# In all fairness it did look pretty stroppy
she said she perferred maiden as she hated change and next thing I switched it back bitching about ppl not liking change - although it really wasn't directed at our Flowerpot. I felt awful afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# We could make suggestions for new nicks for you
then take a vote on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I may be paranoid but I would expect a lot of bad names as suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Same thing happened with me and Ms 'Pot once
I still don't know if she is talking to me or not!! Can't even remember what is was about!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Yup, happens all the time.
Redsushi went apeshit on me once and I'm still not entirely sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# He can be mardy sometimes
We fell out quite bad once!
With many a slanging match on /board!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It was funny though


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
More of this sort of thing!
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Minis, on the other hand, are a bunch of miseries
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hail, Lord Vader?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Gonna go round by Dagobar, mate
the Tattoine bypass is chocka.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# the Japanese won't but minis because of this

trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I think the whole trend of adding human characteristics to objects was first started in Japan
they seem to always make happy smiley things it's rather unnerving in a way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yes - they especially like happy looking cars
with upturned grills. It can be quite unsettling!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Sublimal Happiness - you drive happy car, you think happy thoughts, you work harder because you're happy
you chop up tourists with a machette with a happy smile on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# As a grouchy bastard
I quite often moan about TOAPs, but this is a work of art. Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# As my Mother always said "TOAP is what TOAP does!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I thank'ee
I always shout out "Happy car" when I see one of those Daihatsu things

I am nearly 45 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Nothing to be ashamed of
I'm nearly 45 too and I still think I'm a teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I love things with faces,


...this was not one of them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Nice balls
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I spent all day yesterday polishing them
corrr matron, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Are you laughing at my willy? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Is this just TOAP?
(if it is, nice dick dicko)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Todger on a pine-tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Tired Old Aged Penis?
All my own work ;P

Thanks Dicko
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# HIYA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Well fuck a duck!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# EYE NO RIGHT?
I was having a conversation about erotic literature with a chum (cellmate) and brought myself over here to gather up my old stories for JJ to show him. God I used to be funny.

Is this place still shit?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Worse than ever
no one ever even rapes frozen tramps eye sockets any more

edit/ we should compile all our cartoon time suggestions into a book and sell it to cunts and wotnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I like this idea.
Does he still come on here pedalling his sick beastiality filth?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Yes, we still get eyebrows and the gimp or whatever it's called most days
about 3 weeks ago, it had a joke in it.

I got to fuck off for a while, come back and spraff sexy wankshite more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I just found this one, don't remember it at all, but I quite like it
www.b3ta.com/board/6866054
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!
God that used to be soooo much fun.

There was obviously a lot of long drawn out stories from me, but my favourite that i do not remember writing, is the simple:

‎"I jammed his head through the bars of the cot
so he couldn't move. A pointless action really, as he'd passed away from cot death a fortnight ago. There was an audible squelch as I plunged my manhood deep into his tattered, rotting love hole, as 14 days worth of stale spunk came spurting back out."
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10288680
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Aw i'm missing out
not on your shite, on his comic strip, obvs.

I prefer facebook. It has pictures of GIRLS.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Well, I'm posting up pictures of my willy for laughs.
Draw your own conclusions:D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's like the good old days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# \o/
Happy days are here again
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# And you must be Auntie Em & Uncle Remus
Oh there's no place like home!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# And you were there...and you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *unbookmarks spankwire*
*bookmarks b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
Bauble guy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I only wanted to sell them on eBay...
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# You are basically a torso, cock & bush
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# You know me so well :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# quite a nice picture really.
can you do a series and release them as a pack of charity cards for next christmas.

also, you should have done this on the forth plinth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*bauble joke goes here*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus was a black man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# no, no
jesus was batman...


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# No, that was Bruce Waaaayne
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# nearer to the top...
www.b3ta.com/board/10288614
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Ha!
There's a drug called Aspergin that only comes in doses that are prime numbers in miligrams.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Yeah, I had to stop taking that.
It slowed down my cube solving.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Pain in the arse that.
Speaking of which.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# bwahhahah this is great.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# No no, that was Bruce Wayne!
Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# "Holy son of a god Batman"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Holey palms Batman! It looks like the Penguin has nailed us this time!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Na na na na na na na na na...
....Nazareth!!

WOO

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# A genuine lol from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# GENIUS :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# haha, grand
more of an Easter card though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# oh yeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:27, archived)
# you mean "Fuck Yeah!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Surely it'd be the Arabs
taking offence at a Caped Crusader. But let's blame the Jews anyway.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Just noticed the "KAPOW"
Nice touch
(User #86772, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# it could have all been avoided if he'd borrowed money from an loan shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I love Janurary - best of all the made-up months!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Say what?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha!
CHRISTMAS NINJA SQUAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)
# It is up to Timmy
He is the man of the house now
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Timmy is crying as now he has inherited all the family debt now!
"Shit I'm going to have to sell my Xbox and I've only just got it!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hello...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# My God, it's full of fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hello, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] A little bit of politics for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] SCIENCE!


I don't understand why the Church has problems with embryonic research. If you believe the doctrine of incarnation Christ is a hybrid embryo. If you're a trinitarian he's a clone.

Also MORNIN' ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# what if you're a galvanised methodist?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:26, archived)
# That's the best kind.
Well, second to vulcanised Adventists, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Science ain't all fun.


I've had 16 hours sleep since Thursday morning because of science and now I'm home, I can't sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If you were a real scientist
you'd have built a time-machine that would enable you to go back to Tuesday and catch up on that missing sleep.

Have you done that?

Have you?

Hmmmm?

Well, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah, that would be physics.
I'm a chemistry sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ah.
In that case, you're stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I dunno...
I managed to get through all three series of Monkey Dust...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
I was trying to explain that programme to someone on Friday - specifically, the "Lahndahn/ Essex" thing.

I failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# But I never done it. I only said I done it so's they'd take the rat out of my anus...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# For your present, I will decompose your age into it's prime factors.
2, 3, and 5.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Stocking filler?


Click for bigger (238 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
# RIP FOOT YOU LEG END
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Feet the world.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I watched Audition last night
spooky
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
# TOASL
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] that would make an ideal gift for a dalek child that


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)
# oh those poor poor dalek children!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
# there is a helpline you know
perhaps you'd like to donate a toe?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# I've donated a few organs in my time
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# oh you and your Wurlitzer stories
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# boobs sagging there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# no wonder, then,
that Daleks are so angry.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Dalek Children
Can be a problem

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q&feature=related
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# 'arf!
(a leg)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] feed the worms


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Star Warz Lolz...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. and I just finished making this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Fuckslap! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# groans and spangs
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# OMIGOD!
Disturbing smile on Leia too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets start off the week with a celebrity filled xmas carol

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 8:17, archived)
# hahaha, snow day lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 8:24, archived)
# hahahah
pottier than a pot-smoking pot!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
Something a little similar from some years ago:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hooray
i love a good sing song me

or as us Welsh would say - a rousing comeandfuckannie :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is it Christmas tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:40, archived)
# RPSGif
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 6:20, archived)
# RPSGifOnAMonday - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 8:12, archived)
# peek a boo kitteh
is peekabooing :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Eastern Rosella?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# huzzah...
For birders!
(TallJim, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)
# sun conure
central american, endangered on accounts of the pet trade
a rescue
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)

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