Will you have a biscuit, father?Oh guin guin guin!
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 15:02,
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Merry Christmas b3taHave this festive pea-poasted pork and caramelised chestnut stuffing.
(
Curis,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:13,
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Lucky for you it's still funny and clickableotherwise you'd get loads of flames about peas in new threads and stuff like that.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:24,
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nzàijingshénmepìhuà (simplified Chinese: 你在讲什么屁话; traditional Chinese: 你在講什麽屁話) = What shit/the fuck are you talking
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:36,
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This year we haz a awesome Turducken!!Turkey stuffed with Duck stuffed with Chicken with pork stuffing between each!
Also I got SO MUCH AWESOME!!:
That red thing is a FUCKING OVAL TOUCHSCREEN PHONE meant for girlies but fuggit I wanted one for my spare phone because it is just SO AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!
(Also I got SO MUCH AWESOME!!:
That red thing is a FUCKING OVAL TOUCHSCREEN PHONE meant for girlies but fuggit I wanted one for my spare phone because it is just SO AWESOME!!!
AWESOME!!!
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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blimey !you spoilt b3stard
; )
(; )
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Check it out!www.tinydeal.com/26-touch-red-oval-shaped-att-tmobile-vodafone-unlocked-bar-mobile-cell-phone-bluetooth-answer-machine-gsensor-p01x50-p-4319.html
It is SO COOL! I have never seen anything like it! You make a circle to unlock it and you can use the G-sensor to move a ball over icons to select them, WEIRD but cool!
(It is SO COOL! I have never seen anything like it! You make a circle to unlock it and you can use the G-sensor to move a ball over icons to select them, WEIRD but cool!
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:16,
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That is pretty sexy.Would go nicely in pocket instead of a square phone.
And if it vibrates...well that explains its shape for a girly phone...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(And if it vibrates...well that explains its shape for a girly phone...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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Socks and briefsthis year is sorted
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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Dude, I just looked up one of those hex bug nanosI really wish I'd thought of that when buying presents! Ah well, next year!
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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got my daughter one!well me really!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 15:05,
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That was a complete surprisenever asked for it, never seen one before, not tried it yet, still playing with gurlie phone, got the DJ Lamps set up tho, and finished clearing up after the obligatory HUGE meal only half of which we could eat, and put other various presents on charge to try later, watching Shrek while sampling the Glen Meringuey now!
Funny, don't taste like Meringue... *hic*
*EDIT* HEXABUG NANOS ARE AWESOME!!
(Funny, don't taste like Meringue... *hic*
*EDIT* HEXABUG NANOS ARE AWESOME!!
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 16:01,
archived)
bàojúhu (爆菊花) = explode the chrysanthemum (anus), i.e., insert the penis into the anus
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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This is the best joke about ready meals i've seen todayIt's also generally brilliant.
x
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 19:16,
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x
Merry ChristmasSo it's 26 degrees centigrade in the shade by the pool in Tenerife, I dont have any thing particularly witty to say except I'm here and you're not....
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas
rwbthatisme is on holiday this week,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:41,
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Ooh, get her.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:45,
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Duuuuude.Just been drawing an extinct bird. Tomorrow, an Australian extinct bird (or at least thought to be).
Edit: regarding your John Inman/Myer pic below, you do realise that the department store they made in Broadway was called Grace Brothers?
(Edit: regarding your John Inman/Myer pic below, you do realise that the department store they made in Broadway was called Grace Brothers?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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where's my picture of Bigtrack !!!: D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:45,
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In your face!*edit. oops i am a dick
I'm in st lucia and its 30 degrees :D
I'm looking forward to your weather update in 2012..
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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We have a mild evening at 17 degrees.Tomorrow, the day of reckoning, we're expecting burning lakes, asteroid rains and a whopping 700 degrees.
Be sure to use some sunscreen, if you're going outside.
(Be sure to use some sunscreen, if you're going outside.
RarelyEvil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:12,
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HELLO EVERYONEROARY CHOMPMAS TO YOU ALL!
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:04,
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HahahahThat looked like a genuinely daft thing to do
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:21,
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It's about 26 degrees here too.Degrees Fahrenheit that is.
( RarelyEvil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:08,
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In Cantonese, Tsat (Traditional Chinese: 𨳍; jyutping: cat6) is a vulgar word for an erect penis. Its American English equivalent is "boner".
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:12,
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Centigrade?Who the hell uses Centigrade nowadays?
All the cool people call it Celsius.
(All the cool people call it Celsius.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 12:23,
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"Aw cheers, just what I wanted!!" Hope you all got something you wanted off santa this morning too guys! :)
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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love it :)merry bigtrakmas to one and all!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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My 8 yo daughter got really embarrassed when I played with a BigTrak in MaplinsI remembered all the controls and everything!
She was disappointed by the laser cannon
(She was disappointed by the laser cannon
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:28,
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Oh I saw those in Maplin, any good!?I'm not sure quite what I've got yet as this year we're not supposed to be openin ours till closer to midday and Happy Christmas Food Tiemz but I may not last that long, LOL!
( ..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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no batteries :Ddont know my girlfriend forgot to get me batteries. gotta go, got to set up my daughters xbox then put the dinner on. merry christmas.
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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GAH!!The major faux pas of all Xmas gifts!!
Happy Xbox Uber Food Tiemz!!
*edit* fuggit I'm openin my presence!!
*edit edit* I HAVE SOME AWESOME CHRISTMAS!!!
(Happy Xbox Uber Food Tiemz!!
*edit* fuggit I'm openin my presence!!
*edit edit* I HAVE SOME AWESOME CHRISTMAS!!!
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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OH FUCK THAT LOOKS TOTALLY AWESOMEI BOUGHT MY DAD A HELICOPTER
I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING OFFICER NICE BOOBIES
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:50,
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I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING OFFICER NICE BOOBIES
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU THROW A GIRL GUIDE OFF A PHYSICS LAB
A BROWNIE IN MOTION
Hahaha.Have a Chrimbo pea.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:35,
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Yay!Happy Xmas everyone!
*relurks for food*
(*relurks for food*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:46,
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WiL - this is superbMerry Winter Festival to you and yours
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:29,
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Thankyou!I'm currently engaged in present unwrapping but we're pacing ourselves, we have to thoroughly investigate and try out each gift before we open another, working well so far, and so far I have some AWESOME!! :D
*squee*
(*squee*
..wil,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:40,
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I always wanted one as a kidalas, it was not to be
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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Merry Christmas B3ta :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQuPs5n8Wo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
hhahhahhahhhahhhhahhaI know where this belongs but wont say it....incase it jynx's
WOO YAY HOOPLA...almost a panowie.
CLick
(WOO YAY HOOPLA...almost a panowie.
CLick
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:51,
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Dead Wheelie Bin
RPCD... Lendle Bridge, York 0730 25-12-10
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:39,
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I didn't realise the Ouse was still that chilledI know the Foss was stopped when I was last going by.
(
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:01,
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Merry Christmas one and all from myself and my Farmsville farm.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:25,
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YOu never thought you'd be saying that to another man when you got up this morning. :D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:36,
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Happy Christ day riverghost
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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I'd pay to see thisSo what did the Beardy Pervert bring you down the chimney, Mr. Toast?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 7:33,
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any requests? - don't make them too trickyand Merry Christmas and all that
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 7:34,
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An Underpaid Solder Monkeya monkey sitting at a work station with a soldering iron and various other electronic parts & equipment lying around, like an oscilloscope & digital read-out power supply, not forgetting a poster of Tron or Blade Runner in the background ;)
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 7:42,
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or Puss in Boots (the store)shopping for cosmetics
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 7:45,
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Can we have Les Dennis in "Jack and the castor beanstalk" next?Sarin nerve toxin, mmmm mmm mmmmmm.
Or Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves - aka Alistair Darling and a banking committee.
(Or Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves - aka Alistair Darling and a banking committee.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 7:35,
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Panto?* If I wanted to see really bad acting, I would go to the football!
HAPPY FESTIVE THINGS TOASTY!
(HAPPY FESTIVE THINGS TOASTY!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:00,
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Hooray for Panto ;DI'd like to see Ali Baba and the 40 Belly Dancing Daleks please ;D
love the pics so far WOOOOOOO!!
Merry Xmas all
(love the pics so far WOOOOOOO!!
Merry Xmas all
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:43,
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Marvelous!Gave me xmas morning chuckle! :D
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:50,
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Fandabbidozie!woo and many pissed mice to ye.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:26,
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all of these are based on scripts written by the staff at Love it! magazine
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:29,
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OohThese are very good!
(
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:46,
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definitely the last - have a good day you all(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:53,
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I only just saw this due to the late frontpage'kin ace, man! Sexeh!
You spelled Harriot wrong though.
(You spelled Harriot wrong though.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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This is the best thread EVARSo much talent here
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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arf'None of your cheap stuff'
Why break the habit of a lifetime?
Happy December 25, mof.
I've bought my mum an Astroboy DVD. But she's so cool, she'll actually watch it. And literally put it on pause while she paints a picture based on the still. And then get a bunch of primary school kids in to do the same. And she's 66.
(Why break the habit of a lifetime?
Happy December 25, mof.
I've bought my mum an Astroboy DVD. But she's so cool, she'll actually watch it. And literally put it on pause while she paints a picture based on the still. And then get a bunch of primary school kids in to do the same. And she's 66.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:35,
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soz for ninja-editing the post.I didn't think anybody'd be reading.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:41,
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o/
...
Happy Christmas to all................................................................................................................from atomic and the Tea Time Pals.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:57,
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Hallo!Been making balloon animals. So far: giraffe and sausage dog. I don't know how to make anything else.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:15,
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Make a worm.Then a snake.
Then maybe a caterpillar.
(Then maybe a caterpillar.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:19,
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Hats.Giraffe and sausage dog hats. And cock hats. Both delightful and practical. And easy.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:47,
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Happy Easter everyone!(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:30,
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That, my friendis a thing of rare wonder, which has filled me with joy.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:44,
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Wonderful!That brightened my christmas no end - I am no more a dribbling, moaning cunt.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:49,
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MerryXmas b3ta elves
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 5:15,
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HahahahaThis is Genius!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 6:03,
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I got a photo taken with REM!!!(that's me in the corner...)
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:12,
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Oh, bugger.Just lost me religion again.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:13,
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But how's your religion? HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:26,
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well you know what they sayeverybody hurts
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 2:33,
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Santa left me a new Le CreusetYou are indeed tempting its usage
(nicely)
((nicely)
kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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Looks like they are in a public toiletShit-House Happy people having fun?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU CUNTS!!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:02,
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yes indeed Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:05,
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i am a lttle bit drunk Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:07,
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It ain't Christmas 'til the sick has soaked in to the wrapping paper. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:12,
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i'm tryinfgi want a space hopper
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:13,
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WOO!This was the state of the B3TA tree when I added Bennett last year :D
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:08,
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I think whoever meant to add sharks misheard and added shards.... of tree
(,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:11,
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i want a space hopper Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 1:59,
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I see this must have taken a good while to perfect... Top Shoppery.
(
Traducer,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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Happy Festiveness n' shit to you loverly B3tans, hope you all get what you want from 'Santa'
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:26,
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merry christmas! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:28,
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and to you too...I haven't got a chimney so I am hoping Santa will empty his sack down my back passage
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:32,
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i'm sure he willhe looks the type
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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That looks like a sinister bastardplotting our demise
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:30,
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Well, we'll have to wait and see if he is on Santas 'good squirrel' list claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:34,
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You've just reminded me about some stockingsThank fuck for that!
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:35,
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stockings are nastythey feel hoprrible on tiled floors
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:37,
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Even the nice santa one that you hang on the fireplace? claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:38,
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Why hang a nice Santa tiled floor on the fireplace? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:41,
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i don't jhanfg stockingsii just ask for booze
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:41,
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We're all sinister bastards plotting your demise.
Have a good one!
(Have a good one!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:40,
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hhahahahahahaFUCK
best wishes to you, my robot making overlord
(best wishes to you, my robot making overlord
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:39,
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Merry Fuuuckmas Jonesy!And to Tahkcalb and all the other B3tards too! :)
( Rico,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 9:48,
archived)
RIS?Looks like Tom Cruise
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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I'm grammatically ashamed, but
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:09,
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To you too :)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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:)Woo - Santa Fuck!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:16,
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it doesn;t matterif anyone's still sober now, fuck 'em
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:14,
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That about sums a year of this placeamazed you didn't get touted more, you deserved it mate
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:04,
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Ewen McGregor wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for Herman. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:09,
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This is a very acute observation; he really wouldn'the must come to this place fucking praying :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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I'd rather be known for thatthan this.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:27,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:13,
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You have a good old munch tomorrowhowever that may come across
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:15,
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i willi'm bacardi'd up a treat now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:17,
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Yay!I'm listening to English Morris dancing, so must be well and truly hammered
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:20,
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morris dancing is shitbut bacardi is £10 a bottle across the street
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:22,
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it's easier to enjoywithout grown men flappin hankies at me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:35,
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HahahahaYou are so harsh on yourself
And given I have only eaten one fourth of some kind of mexican bean and cheddar cheese sandwich crap from our canteen; and quite afew about twelve cans in, shall say farewell. For I am completely cunted. Lunch tomorrow
(And given I have only eaten one fourth of some kind of mexican bean and cheddar cheese sandwich crap from our canteen; and quite a
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:48,
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yay!ii hope you get as drrunk as me!!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:52,
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so you feel like you've been there before?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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It was a very long time ago ok........ claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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So...you have a nappy fetish thenThanks for sharing that.
Happy Halloween b3ta
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:15,
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Happy Halloween b3ta
Merry kebabmas!Humid Christmasses are wrong!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:50,
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Just logged on to sayMerry Christmas all you B3tans. Love you all. Looking forward to a funny 2011. All the best, Blego, Mrs Blego and Marmite the cat.
(
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Penguins!"){kind=small}
EWWWWWWWWA friend of mine once judged the Beautiful Baby Competition at the at the ABC (Adult Baby Club). He was not happy.
I found it a little touching that the prize was exactly what it would be in any regional newspaper beautiful baby competition, your baby photographed by a professional photographer. I wonder if they warned him this baby would weigh 20 stone and be hairy?
Also.....a pearoast for the compo.
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:50,
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I found it a little touching that the prize was exactly what it would be in any regional newspaper beautiful baby competition, your baby photographed by a professional photographer. I wonder if they warned him this baby would weigh 20 stone and be hairy?
Also.....a pearoast for the compo.
In the antarctic spring the mother superior has the responsibility for incubating the baby jesus(, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
Nazareth, Bethlehem, Jersusalem, Lapland, North Pole and now Antarcticathat fucker gets around doesn't he?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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his fanclubis fond of telling me that he's everywhere...
oh and he died for me...I didn't ask him to...what a twat.
and in any case, the guys 'The physical manifestation of god' and therefore bloody immortal
(,
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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oh and he died for me...I didn't ask him to...what a twat.
and in any case, the guys 'The physical manifestation of god' and therefore bloody immortal
Just trying to free the girls' present from the platic tags.Apart from the normal armoured tags that hold toys to the cardboard, we've got one toy that has been screwed onto the packaging. Seriously, they've used screws to secure the toy toaster to the cardboard packet.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:46,
archived)
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