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# Had enough of this Alarm Clock Britain nonsense already


FACT: Alarm clocks are subject to VAT at the full 20% rate.

(And you may 'Bindun' me below)
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Not heard of the alarm clock britain jazz.
Is that some kind of bollocks buzz-word-phrase they've come up with? I do so wish they wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# De-RIS: Nick Clegg's big idea
Read this and weep
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I don't understand what the bloody hell he's on about
cutting red tape isn't going to make my job any more secure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I'm guessing you're no longer tasked as
Senior Scarlet Ribbon Bisection Executive, then?

Edit: Sorry, Toasty, wasn't trying to make light, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# It will my job
I open supermarkets for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# ^ better joke, right there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Ah, The Sun - Britain's newspaper of record...
Good old Claggy, putting the vomit back into British politics.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# What the fuck is he talking about?
Working to get Britain back up in what? An entrepreneurial capacity? As a street-sweeper? As Atlas?

Edit: Oh I see it's some guff about saying we won't support you and just have carry on and that. You know struggle like normal except abit worse, naturally.
Edit edit: Well given a third reading I don't think it's too horrible although that press release sounds pretty vacuous. Childcare options and such seem reasonable. Although I'm concerned over what red tape he means exactly. My capacity to flip flop is clearly based on whether I've eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# what about alarm clock nothern ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# He's such a twat that bloke
& I am none the wiser.

What a waste of votes

Good evening to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# What a load of old cobblers.
And to think I voted for those fuckers.

*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Ay, carumba!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I'm ris'ing I'm afraid!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I hope all of your doughnuts turn out like Fannies.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Another subliminal message.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Might wanna get that checked out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# PUB TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# If it's light outdoors*
It's Pub Time!

*or dark, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Wooden
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# That man has singlehandedly done more for the Tories and Labour
than the two parties combined. He's completely destroyed the Lib Dems in one move.

It would be impressive if it weren't so pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Bring back the Drunken Scot!
Charlie Kennedy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Too many of these around for my liking
De-RIS and severe spanging in file name.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I always saw him as more of a Threshers shopper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# You're confusing him with Norman Lamont.
Love the way the lady in red seems to be eyeing him up.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# dammit
I've run out of spang animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Arf..... I got this without the file name....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I had to filename
It was the booze bag that threw me! Or the years of green abuse...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# What an ugly planet he's on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Have a Bath Vader, by way of reply..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# weee - lookit the little racist bastard go!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Battlefieldmouse?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Born to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yay.... keep on running...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# He's clearly got a mini wheel sticking out of his bum
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Haha...... teach him to check weather the seat in on his unicycle before he gets on it next time....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Pffft
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# In It To Win It !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Oh yays baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Oh my
I thought my pic had gone all wrong then!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# 0_0
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha, oh yeah!
I love the concentration on the robots face as he pounds his zinc-coated oil spout deep into her receptacle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# At least my boss had already walked past...
NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Nothing going on...just watching some cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# oh Christ the beast stirs again
I've only just recovered from JJ's wankathon, but needs must...I'll have to crack off a couple of the scabs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'm using hot chip oil
it lubricates and burns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I'm back to using lighter fluid while smoking a fag
it's like playing Russian roulette with the little fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Wow, now that's a bonus image!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Ongoing.
If anyone is bored feel free to add to it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# That . . . just about does it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Fuck. Robot Fuck.
Fuck. Robot Fuck.
Fuck. Robot Fuck.
Fuck. Robot Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# \o/hey yo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# His dial's going into the red....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# (happy belated candles)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Gets relighten next year ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Robutt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# (future problems)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# haha
Can't tell if he's enjoying it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Just another program for him.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# haha!
now do a dinosaur fucking a robot
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Seriously, do a dinosaur fucking a robot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# How about a dinosaur fucking a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# X tink shun
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Things have taken a turn for the sex-ah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Full on robot chubby !
excellent!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Good gracious! :D
She looks like she's having a jolly time!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# sexeh!
Is that artificial insemination?

(joke stolen from Homer)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I've only gone and opened up photoshop


don't worry, I won't make a habit of it....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# A Rabren!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# It nearly was
but I prefered Wrabbit :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I like the bunny bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Yay.....you'd need a few of those to make a pie....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# 5 and 20?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Wren you need to make one big enough to feed the entire family...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Wrabird
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Have I missed the wagon?
The pootling took me ages, eventually I had to make do and mend

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I dont' think so
Superb sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Yay for Big Trak!!
I still want one 25 years on!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Another worthy addition to the Trakwagon!
Excellent, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I missed the trakwagon?
Dang!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# it's been bubbling under all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I shall have a night of spazzing
for a change... :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# arf!
on a related note (Q&D)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Well I laughed!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# haha, fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# too fast
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# sped up in the edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Ride On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# That reminds me


Click for bigger (243 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Nice one
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I like this....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I swear I've seen that online before.
Is that yours. Very woosome if so.

Edit: It is! Or at least there's a Smaggers named as the creator.
Suspicion cheerfully withdrawn, that is a fucking amazing image.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
www.tineye.com/search/b3237eee12b5df6c2e0e3ee61115ab35120f83bc/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Who owns it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Sold!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# The check's in the mail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Copyright is a tricky thing
I did the image a while back (I did a bunch of similar stuff for PC Gamer, though I don't think they published this one). They had a six month copyright on the stuff they did publish, but that's all lapsed now.

Valve obviously own the character. They said I could do a print of it for an exhibition though which was jolly nice of them, not that I've found anywhere to print it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Oh yes,
Yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Amorous Badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Very nice indeed, Magritte would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Maybe I'm a cultureless prole
but I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I like this for it is woosome
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Awesome
Have a click!

Is this digital or real oils/pastels?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
Digital, I did an extra emboss thing to give it a bit of texture.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# It looks great
Have you done anything like this before?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah
I've got somewhere north of 30 of them, but a few are very much WIP and I've not touched them for a while what with work n stuff.
There's some more in my deviantart gallery: smaggers.deviantart.com/gallery/2814447

I really should get round to getting them all in one place.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Most Awesome Missie

EDIT: and you made this did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Yep, indeed
That smaggers is me.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah I've seen this before too
Well Done mate - Love a bit of Van Gough me.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Elvis Costello?
www.b3ta.com/board/9976099
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Oliver's army
is here to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# this is fucking fantastic
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:33, archived)
# that is fucking awesome!
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# half way through with the hellboy commission
sculpting in plastercine before making the mold
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I'm halfway through a cup of tea.
What's everyone else half way through?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I bet you ran out of biscuits first though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# You're right.
I'm starving!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# A Tun.....
....sorry, lost reception there for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I'm half way through a picture of David Tennant as Dr Who
Have been for well over a year now!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# lol, do the other half as Matt Smith :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Haha
That's not a bad idea!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# a quart of juice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# A dump
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Half way through the day....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Half way through my art course.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# The first rule of art course is........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Do your fucking work you proles.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# The first rule of doing your work is.......;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Dunno that one yet.
/artblock.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# My life
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# being fellated by Babs Windsor
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# An early edition of Treasure Island
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Woo!
That's really cool. Edit: How long is the process?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Looking good
Who's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# It's for Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Christ loved comics, apparently he read The Beano on the cross.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I heard it was a hardcore SnM mag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Yes, The Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Dennis The Anal Gape
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Father forgive for they know not the recipe for sausage and mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# How'd He hold it?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# just a private commission
nothing bigtime
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Not for Jesus then?
Bummer. :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# HE'S GONNA BE A BAD MUTHAFUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Nice work....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *pond-ers*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I call my newt Tiny because he's quite small.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Compared to what?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Yes, compared to a What.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Buddy couldn't take it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I guffawed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Of course !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# They work!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Newt artan rousers.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly too subtle, Oh well
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# RIS?
*filenames*

nope, none the wiser. Too subtle/obscure for me m'afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Smooth operator?
No, Ris.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# winnar
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I still don't get it, tbh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# tbh
It is kinda shite, was refering to her being a smooth 'till' operator. Moreso to liven up the shoppers due to her shit job, missing the point somewhat.

Arse.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I was gonna say this, but then I couldn't see where the 'smooth' part was so I typed FUCKJAZZ instead.
Look, here
www.b3ta.com/board/10303666
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# FUCKJAZZ?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# +SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Mr Rattlehead is making the finest YouTube japes these days.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Stronger than (Mother's) Pride?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I actually like the song you're referring to.
I'm a little ashamed to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Is it a plug for her latest CD?
As in, checkout my new stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# It's that Shar-day woman or Sade as she prefered to be known as
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Till operator
Till..... Operator!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmm....
Doughnuts, crisps and fizzy pop.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Is that Michael Douglas in the background?
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:00, archived)
# The world would be a very different, better, place if everyone wore beaks.
Example 1: Sarajevo, 28th June 1914.


My stupid gallery
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Woo!
They might have been the black wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Great stuff
I like the expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Please . . . give me a beak !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Nice work Tell me do you do cartoon work
for a fee? If so would you gaz me to discuss.
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Now that's just asking for trouble!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# They are the Devil's feathered minions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# =]
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Surely it would jam
...seeing as it's all gunkey....
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Franz Birdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# History is full of tragedy.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Beakause we should all wear one.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Turd Locker


Click for bigger (173 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# you're fucking up quite spectacularly
read your replies and respond to them, it'll help a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# He'd be doing alright if it wasn't for all of his posts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# if only
he was FAQing up quite spectacularly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# What's wrong with this post?
OK he fucked up double-posting the last one instead of editing, but seems to have got the hang of it here.

/may regret sticking up for him if there's another 17 new threads to come...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Tuesday, innit?
(User #86772, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# stop having all the ideas
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah posting new images in new threads consecutively is frowned upon too.
And I notice you haven't compo'ed it. For the love of god don't post it again. Just edit it this time. Moreover I wouldn't rush to delete either. That too is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Blush...
Sincere apologies for the fuck-ups. sloppy multi-tasking
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# There there no harm done.
Well.. I am blind now. But I'd advise you with most haste to read the faq. Study it. Breathe it. Break it at your peril.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Not to worry
you seem to be paying attention and got it right this time.

Probably best spread your pics out a bit rather than posting them one after another next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Anyway, welcome to b3ta!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# You're in danger of failing in a big way here.
1 - Link images that are not safe for work, and mark them NSFW
2 - Edit posts to enter them in the compo, don't repost the same image.
3 - Don't flood the board with consecutive images in new threads - there are only a finite number of threads on the board so you are pushing other people's work off. Post them as replies to an existing thread of yours.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT Is /links b0rked as well? Was hoping for a bit of respite over there but it's not loading for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# All of B3ta is slow here
and /links the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hello, you!
*offers tea and cake*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Why thank you
kind sir! Wait a minute! Is there alcohol in this tea*?

*If not, please go and put some in.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Why certainly!
Yes, yes - this is special Brandy, it only has overtones of Rohypnol...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Pfft
That about sums up my love life; I think I slept through most of it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Awww!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Well,
The East New York Loop was a short rapid transit structure in East New York, Brooklyn, New York City, United States, connecting the Fulton Street Elevated and Broadway Elevated, and its associated service patterns. The changes were unpopular with residents and soon undone; the loop was later used to connect the Canarsie Line to the Broadway Elevated. As part of the Dual Contracts, the loop was torn down and replaced by the multi-level Broadway Junction.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Well fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
What he said.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# or possibly 'Back in the Hobbit'
LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# "Black in the Hobbit"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# RIGHT UP DA GOOCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I:-]
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
That sock's smile makes any glum moment a joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# The Hurt Focker
The Squirt Locker
The Gert Docker?

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# It was all Big Traks and laughter when I left..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It'll never get up to 88 miles per hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Thanks for a jolly way to waste two hours while waiting for paint to dry..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# lol
I couldn't think of any puns, you've got loads it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# haha
it might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# haha
Doc Brown there is almost suggesting that you have stumbled gracefully into the dark future.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Bloody marvellous, both of em!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Bibendum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
You're upsetting the big cheeses. One even said the 'F' word.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Exhibition job
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Can you please not post that again.


*readies ignore button*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *pulls trigger*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You just needed to edit the post to get it on the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I'm glad you posted this again, I've just noticed something new
Why is he hoovering the floor with the hoover plugged into a fire extinguisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It's a gas canister.
And it's clearly Dyson's new gas sucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Well it sure does suck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Spiderman
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# *jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *wriggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# *Biggles*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Best not, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Oh come on
I've adblocked thsi once already!

It's quite amusing but I deal with enough arseholes at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Look if you can't be bothered to read the FAQ then this site isn't your sort of thing so fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# FUCKING ARSEHOLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
i dont really think this is SFW
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Mary Jane
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# lol drugs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She should have spent the money on new trousers
EDIT: Also, get off facebook, lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I smoked a whole hash of weeds one night in a bong of joints!
omg i was soooooooooooooo fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Is this a drugs reference?
You should be heartily ashamed of yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Get with it daddio its what all the hip gangsters are doing these days.
It shows they're "cool" and "with it" - in essence it's a way of displaying one's devil-may-care attitude, which, in itself implies an underlying masculinity and toughness, so that others know not to mess with one.

It's the only way to survive on the street, which is where capitalism spews forth it's unwanted, so anyone with a job and thus perpetuating the current status quo which results in that should be ashamed of themselves, ACTUALLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Man, you should pop a quaalude
you're way too tense, cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, alright - I thought it was that smoking weed
turned one into a total cunt.

*slaps self on wrist for using bad word*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Sounds like when I ate a whole batch of roach cakes.
Man I was completely potatoed!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# triple subbed on a narcy narc?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Like a dude!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yelllow bentines
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# stop hogging that boinker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Top right corner,
ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I heard she does a half baked job anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I hate it when countries change, you have to try to get used to the new maps...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
fot 10 years theyve been moaning that theyve not got enough water and now theyve got too much. make your mind up aussies.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Some people will never be satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Like your ... mum ...
No, wait - hang on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Hallo, B3TA!
My first post of the new year :D

Was away over the festive period, but still did quite a few drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*breathes*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ooh, there's drawings of boobs and pants too
*furiously wanks self until cock resembles pepparami*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Use the Ignore Button, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# and miss out on all this cartoon furry porn?
not on your life
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# What "furry porn"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# He'd also miss out on stories like this
I was double fisting Camilla Parker-Bowels yesterday when embarrassingly my phone rang; however, as it was set on vibrate and I was holding it in my left hand at the time - the hand that was elbow deep in her fufu - it had the added effect of bringing her staight off like a fucking concorde. A niagara of piss and juices flooded the room drowning the footman who was helping me and her vaspasms broke both bones in my wrist.

Still, I got an MBE out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I wondered where they kept all the MBEs
Cheers for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# You don't want to know where the knighthoods are stored
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Oh, the
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Oh, the redex?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# What could you ever mean?
hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
My new favourite joke on irony
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Very Gneiss?
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Isn't pepparami your starting point?
*frots a cheese grater*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# your LOLing
made me CQTM
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# :D
I read that as 'Slanket', and was very confused indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# JPG
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Good Afternoon, my fine fellow!
How's the world with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Pretty darned good at the moment, thank you, sir.
And yourself? I see you shall be attending Purplestock, if you recognise me without looking at my facebook or profile I shall treat you to a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Forgive me, if my ailing memory is letting me down,
but I was sure we met at a London bash a while back - or was that all a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# We did indeed
There are even a couple of pictures of us stood near each other, however, I look nothing like I did then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Has Gok Wan been interfering with you?
I meant that in a 'makeover' sense, not the... Oh, you know what I mean.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Oooh, I love "drawings"
But "few" looks a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Tiny head :)
Was actually smaller before I tweaked it in Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# What?
You tweak in photoshop?

This is an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I usually draw straight into Photoshop.
Didn't have my Cintiq for that one. Had to do the lineart the old fashioned way.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Has anyone ever managed to do that perpetual motion thing with a slinky on an escalator?
Yay for return of SA.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I suspect that won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah yeah in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Theorist!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# But isn't the escalator's movement
adding potential energy to the slinky, thus making it alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# You'd need a really fast escalator.
Health & Safety don't allow such things.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# So you've tried it then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Not with a slinky.
I used a homeless person.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Arf..... all parents have made that mistake.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Boring exhibition job...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# arseholes!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ummmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# wall of bum
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Lawks a Lordy!
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# He kept up with the times pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hehe
I like to think all the great masters drew magenta CDCs on all their canvasses, before getting to work proper.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I expect SCIENCE to prove this very soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Camera obscuras.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I have an obscure camera
it takes 110 film
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# RON PERLMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Superb *Clikc*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd give the clown checkout a miss
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*fears*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# also, wtf is ronnie o'sullivan playing at?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Snooker..mostly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# he's playing like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Maybe he's realised how shit the game is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# it's the only sport-related thing i actually enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Sport?
Hardly....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# CFB CFB CFB CFB CFB!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# the first girl after the clown needs a CFB
bee stings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Boobies is boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# yes, but hers are practically ingrowing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# *bluergh*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# "Clean up on Checkout 4..."
"...Bring Tissues"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I have a coupon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Aha! That's why they always put
Wrigley's Spearmint Rhino Gum near the checkouts!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# And razors.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# It's so you can CUT them, the filthy strumpets!
/serial killer blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Can I have a kilo of red giants and a couple of brown dwarfs please?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# if you think I'm letting you near my
brown dwarves after last time...

poor little guys. They still wake up screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Bah, I'll have to pop into the Tesco's on the way home then.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# is this a vegetarian stall?
personally, i prefer something a little meteor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Astro-puns? I didn't think you'd comet such a crime.
Really, how could you stoop solar.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# i shouldn't have started
my head feels like it's being crushed by saturn's rings :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Io what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# my skull feels like a tight 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# How'd Europa me into this one?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i guess you're just easily leda
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Ah, you've asteroid my next pun!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Internets: ceres business.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# fuck this, i'm off for a while
i really do have a terrible headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Oh bugger,
get well Smash! You've gone Dione the call of duty!

Oh yeah, gaming pun bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Europa-ning so many pun opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Puck this, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Oh GOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I expect someone to make some spicy Gobstoppers and market them as hot stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# hot stars like callisto flockhart?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)

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