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[challenge entry] If Ninj down there thinks his is bad.....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)
# TJ: Can I just say that I laughed far too much
at this

Maybe it should be used in the advert for that Cat Survival Trust?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Sheckshe.
Oooohhh, quel sensation!
Nous dansons sur le plafon.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
La seule chose que nous voulons faire ce soir
Est-go 'round and 'round
Et tourner à l'envers
Come on! Descendons!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Salut!
Tu me cherches?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
J'ai juste appelé pour dire je t'aime!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ma cherie amour,
Pourquoi répares-toi ton moto dans mon salon?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Turns out instead of drawing something cool I was just ripping off Mek Quake from Starlord circa 1980
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# very good!
and meh, everything is a cover. Every single idea we have ever had has been done before.

*kills self*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Everything's ripped off.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Oi !
I said that first.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *rises from the grave*
MINDPISS!

*dies again*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# actually he is a mixture of Mek Quake and Fantas Tek
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Big jobs!
Cool.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This is so bad I should be ashamed
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Ninj.
NINJ!

Go and sit over there and think about what you've just done.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Ooh...ok...
...:)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# It is if you're trying to make a serious point about Amnesty International or something.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# "The only thing to fear is fear itself."
"Oh, and someone taking the piss when I'm trying to make a serious point about Amnesty International or something."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:56, archived)
# And THIS TIGER!
*releases tiger*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# GAH!
And it doesn't even want to hear about Amnesty International or something.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Notoriously ignorant, are tigers.
You'll never hear one on an intellectual, high-brow debate radio programme.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# That'll be all the penguins with their sharp elbows.
It's a bloody closed shop.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Willsteamax?
:)*Click*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Ridicule
is nothing to be scared of
Edit: piss!
damn my slow connection
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It is if you're trying to make a serious point about Amnesty International or something.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Willy Wonker?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't you ever......
and NWOT..............



(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha, that made me lol so much
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# THe last two could be reversed for the Mike Myres band.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Rolling Stones FTW
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Nope.

I know it's not the most hilarious pic, but there is some attempt at drollery there.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I know.
I too was having drool.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
#
*laps it up*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] block rockin' beats yall!!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# He has the skills
* Clicks

EDIT: Also Mong-Fox
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
I found a snack in my local lebanese shop the other day called "mong mix". It made me laugh far more than it should..
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# On behalf of b3ta and Finite, I would like to apologise to our Irish members with learning difficulties for this injudicious use of language.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I believe his moves may be fat
or perhaps phat.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hehe body moovin'
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Woooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# FRESH
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Half Man Half Biscuit once had in some sleevenotes some mocked-up artwork for an EP called 'Bed-Blocking Beats'.
Perhaps you had to be there...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Straight Outta Compton Acres
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Nigel Blackwell always was the king of puns.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I phone up Dial-a-Pizza,
I phone up Dial-a-Pizza,
I phone up Dial-a-Pizza,
And say "That's not how I would spell 'Hawaiian'"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Epilepsy FTW!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# guilty lols
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# What it is?
Is that The Nation's Favourite Racist(TM)?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Nations Sweetheart
and that black bitch can fuck off
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah
Nation's racist sweetheart.

Jesus. I wish she would just fuck the fuck off.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I wish she would just fuck the fuck off and all...
Straight onto my cock!

EDIT: Or face!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Cue a barrage of abuse and racial accusations from Geoff the Clownfish.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# her words not mine
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I thought her words included "jigaboo"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Chuck D
once rhymed that beautifully with "What else can a n____ do?"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Is this you then?
Trolling and 'your mum' comments?
Superb!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yes...
I also like to bake in my spare time.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# And when have I ever trolled you fucktard?
Do me a favor, go jump off an extremely tall building you poor excuse for a human being.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, archived)
# BAZINGA!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# u jus got pwnd d00d lol
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Oh yes, you really got me there. Clever that!
Rolls eyes.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I NO!
What is it with mongs this week?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I don't know...
I'll ask your mum later though and get straight back to you.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Some people. What's wrong with starting off gentle, judging the mood of the place for a while
and only THEN posting abuse directed at individuals? Going straight in after a few days with LOL YOUR ALL CUNTS they'd be better off on /talk. And probably get a better reception.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Just trying to save face.
Abuse was directed at me in the first instance from the individual in question so my immediate reaction is to retaliate. Not going to just take it because I am a "less established" member than some of you seniors here.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# still would though
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It can not be denied
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# In a New York minute.
That's how long it would probably last as well.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Why does this not surprise us?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I'm not renowned for my stamina.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# bet she just lays there and lets you do all the work
much like when she was in Girls Aloud!

ZING!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# OUCH!!!
If you were black she would be swinging for you now.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just... this...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Never mind their bollocks?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and excuse the crowbar pea which kinda works
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Never mind the sex pistols
Here's my bollocks
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] More a literal Album title...


but then it is one of the best albums...in the World!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Very good sir
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# probably would
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Where It's At
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Nice skill
:)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Oh let the beat ...
...

...

...

DROP
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
^
^
^



^
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Aces
(and apologies postinng right over you then)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Thanks. I have no problem with that... :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
# nice work sir
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Wiki Wiki Wiki
put a donk on it
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# yeah
/jazzercise
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# i said a hip hop the hip the ..........
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You gots it all goin' own !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Bottles and cans, just clap your handz, just clap your handz...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
our subject lines are eggy and whiffy
help us out by writing something pithy
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Here I sit all broken-hearted. Dropped me kecks and only farted.
also, have an icosioctahedron.

Many thanks to k3b/-\b for finding out the name of it.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# The wierdest game of Kerplunk EVER!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# WYNNE EVANS KILLED IN CAIRO RIOTS FILMING NEW GO COMPARE ADVERT
(I wish)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# It's newsletter time - read it, email the best bits to your colleagues then fuck off home.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I quite like this
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# shall we stop then?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Read this, then get back to work you lazy Mexicans!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Queensland without Kangaroos as they weren't tied down, Sport.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Happier than a penguin in a microwave
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Its time to start pretending you know about rugby!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# already am
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# cockwhiffle!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Better then a bar mitzvah in a brewery
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumour is they heard they heard the newsletter was about to be published
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Now containing 95% REAL badger flange meat.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Now with added badger porn!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Pre-teen badger porn
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I'm sorry for that appalling error. :P
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# don't worry about it
it's not worth1000
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# But it was atrollcious!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft I'll go back to drawing cocks on things then
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# EGYPTIANS LOOK AFTER THEIR MUMMIES
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ... They need the bandages
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Left foot to the groin, right foot to the head. THAT's how to walk like an Egyptian
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Fuck you, Stephen Fly!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Special Photoshop Expert Edition!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# *assumes he missed something*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Some faggot troll earlier in the week.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# steady on
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Stop Press! Microsoft better than Amstrad! What will this week's humiliating re-edit be?!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Revolutionary fervour spreads to Isle of Wight
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Contians more ^ Would, than a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Stephen Fry in Japanese No Fry Zone! ROR!
They complain about one joke about the a-bomb attck but they havent apologised for the millions they raped, tortured and murdered during work war 2?

Tell them go flock themselves!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# When the rioting's all done, they can brush all the rubble into neat pyramid shapes.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# un gros ours brun avec un ballon et une brique et une bouteille de bière intimidateurs chauves-souris en faisant rebondir le ventre, mais emprunte boutons en beuglant magnifiquement
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# C'est pas un "bingly bangly bingly boo!"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# like Worth1000 with magenta cocks
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# American and Egyptian presidents merge to form President Hosni Mubarackobama
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# This is the story to The Mummy 4
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# sexier than Sally Bercow in a bedsheet
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# trying to walk like an egyptian while dodging bricks
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Nowhere near as blinding as last weeks.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# is that typed with a touch of hope
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I can still see last weeks
it's burnt into my retinas!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Pyramid scheme gets out of hand
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Run like an egyptian...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I love kitties. Best of all the animals!
EDIT: I'd like to say again. Cheers mate for allowing the compo. You can have no idea how happy you've made the people at the CST for doing it.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# B3ta is the best although worth1000, like some Egyptians, are in de-nile.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# "YOU'RE FIRED"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Most efficient way to waste work-hours since working.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# GIZA BREAK
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Don't worry the links will load up faster than /board!
sorry :P
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Price: £8,745 *wink*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Egypt brought to a halt by Ramses Raiders
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Attracting half-term idiots like shit to a blanket since 2001
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Military to pick next premier league winner in a tie-break.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# First issue 99p - Usual price £12.99
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# in 5000 monthly instalments
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# You too can construct your own replica of an internet cunt
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ^ This..
I would buy this
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# the first issue comes with a tuft of ginger hair
issue 2 comes with a de-louser due to 'issues' with issue 1's gift.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# News rhymes with poos!
And Rob rhymes with knob.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# OMFG!! Cyclone Yasi! Fry's insulting of Japan! Egyptians rioting! …. Fuck em, I need a poo.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Terry cannot wait to work with Torres...Mrs Torres that is.
Footbalols
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Regardless of charges of corruption, suprisingly long lived Charlie Sheen still reaches the headlines.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# here i stand, not so hearty, feel like a spare dick at a gay party.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Like my nethead pensioner friend Lindy says, out the corner of her mouth, when she's not trolling American Babylon 5 forums,
"I keep getting these emails from some guy called Manuel."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ARMY PULLS OUT TANKS. EGYPTIANS LEARN TO WALK LIKE CHINAMEN.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Help the needy...give me weedy.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# In ur riots, ridin mah camel.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Friday - it's the new Tuesday
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# /board welcomes careless trolls?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] having just scrolled down, i was in two minds
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Cat's head is world
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] that's the bit i like best
and another go minus a couple of blobs (probably minus a few too many but..)


edit/ still messing with fonts, an improvement ???????
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I liked this one
'cause it's betterer
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Comp it
As it is lully
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Really like that.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely
I may have misunderstood the point of the cats protection league but I think borrowing a snow leopard might be more effective than these two:



And I may have got the Cat Survival Trust mixed up with a different charity...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# that's some well protected beers
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# lovely
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I like the cat but not the font.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i concur
i shall no doubt fiddle for the next couple of weeks.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Well Im an idiot
I jsut noticed now the top of the cat's noggin! That's really clever.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# should have gone to .......
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# No Fry Zone


As reported on the BBCs web site....well reported but slightly amended!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# lacist
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# racist
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# needs more Mexicans
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Fucking lazy Mexicans
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# piss
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well dust off the cobwebs.
Any hiding Rush nerds among us?


cheap, dirty, punny.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I would like to see somebody try and do "Didacts and Narpets"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Lets be honest
I think people would struggle to do most of the Epic era songs :/
personally i'd like to see by-tor and the snowdog.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Peaches - Presidents of the united states of america?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# alas no
:(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# No Milk Today - Herman's Hermits?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# YES!
No not really.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I've no idea what the song is.
But, I'm disturbed by the description 'Non Curdle'.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Oh Jeeeze!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# is it Jacobs Ladder?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Aha!
Temples of Syrinx!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] DONT WORRY ROB IVE ALREADY RESIZED IT FOR THE FRONT PAGE!!!!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# perfect
awesome, look at him go
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# heh :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Took my 40 watt brain far too long.
Excellent :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
Got my Jammin' along. What's he ironing as he stares at me?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# The Nebuchanezer got a bit dented
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha
Amazing.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm slow I guess.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Poke Your Paw with an Iron Like A Lion from The Matrix??
:D This is my favourite entry so far
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ah I get it now...
A lion ironing in the matrix that old classic.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I'm still RISing
but this compo isn't designed for the likes of me.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I've staring at that image for most of the week
and only just got it.

And as for the one with the purple hay bales...
(, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
#

Click for bigger and +400 more thingies
.

In other news, it's my real birthday today. Hurrah!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Yop
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hippy Beefday
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# \o/
Oh yes, yes indeed.
And a very Happy Birthday to you!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Happy birthday!
And eventually I might see one of your images again (your site is blocked from work)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Yay!
They've got to be grumpy buggers to block a good-willed webcomic like mine. Ho hum.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha - tops!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# What can intelligent ghost do?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# post pictures on the interwebs?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# It's a ghost picture, you can't see it.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Compo it!
An intelligent ghost would get compo'd
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# EMERGENCY THREAD RESCUE IMAGE DEPLOYED

Has a thread been deleted? There was a picture of Morrissey holding a jacket a few minutes ago...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
wut?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hi Mu, are you drunk?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# become a Tax Inspectre?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
#

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Your hosting is broked?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# become an exorcise instructor?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Too far too long for very little effect
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 500 miles by The Proclaimers
edit: I HAVEN'T REPLIED TO THE POST BELOW! My stating this has some kind of meaning, but I'm only slightly aware of what it might be.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# No thanks, I prefer "Throw The 'R' Away"
But I appreciate the offer.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# The Biggest Aspidistra in the World?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# ? I see no fauna that is in the Aspidistra family
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# The dog's sitting on it
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Damn I didn't think anyone had noticed
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Stop That! :D
I'm getting funny looks*

* more than usual, anyway.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# A great tune :)
Nicely

Edit: Sorry I meant - Steak n Kidney by The Vegetarians?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# 'Do the Dog', by The Specials?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# is this a request?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# This girl went to my school!!
EDIT: I didn't mean to troll!
Fair 'nuff tho this was in very bad taste...
I meant no offense and do not condone actual real life bullying...
apologies all round...

I don't expect forgiveness - but will pray to non-existant gods for my sins...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I didn't know it was half-term.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I don't go to school now!!
Pfft!
Most students are lameass!


*goes back to jobsearch...*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Please search harder.
Actually don't.
I find that the regulars post some of their most entertaining put-downs when people such as yourself try to settle in.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I fucked up lots when I first posted.
I'm not sure if this has relevence or not.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# why would we complain about crapness of MS-Paint and lack of creativity?
this place thrives on it
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Also it's easier to just call him a cunt.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I suspect you're going to garner quite a fan club
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# *heartily applauds from the cheap seats*
Nice one...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I daren't ask which school that might have been.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# *waves*
Had greeted you previously but the thread disappeared
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *waves*
How are you, lovely?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Crippled mostly
But pretty darned fabulous :) Your good self? Back in that London I understand?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Oooh yes. For just over a year now - thank the powers.
That there Midlands - 'twas not for me.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Not sure it's really for anyone
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# This one....
www.priorywoods.middlesbrough.sch.uk/page_viewer.asp?page=Home&pid=1

we were best friends...
...but she broke my heart!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# O_O
You *really* shouldn't have posted that link - you really shouldn't.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# you really are a fuck wit spunk monkey
is 4chan missing it's resident retard?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# You don't get it really do you?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# now where to start calling you a cunt
Stills under 100k
and so what if she isn't the best looking girl in the world I bet you have been with worse

this looks like your being a troll for the sake of it
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# What iz troll??
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well, currently it's you - you fucking JizzTrumpetSpankWangler
Edit: ALSO - LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# no ship?!
and my spelling is mostly accurate... my sense of humour is obviously warped...
...but if you are referencing the "iz" above I left it deliberatly in an attempt to show sarcasm...
...it seems you didn't get it.

I do apologise for offending you, or anyone else though.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# NO I DO NOT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ^ this answer
:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Oh piss off, you tedious oik
and take that spazzyB twat from earlier with you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Who pissed on your corn flakes you fucking walking abortion???
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Appears as if this particular cunt needs a hug.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# booooo
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# lordcraggle?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Needs more REAL NAMES
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# It's a troll
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Good for you.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# *doesn't have a TO THE BUNKER gif*
Edit - and I bet she still wouldn't want to fuck you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I have a bunker, come on in.


Edit: there's s'posed to be an image there but b3ta hosting seems to be having issues.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# no you don't :P
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# It appears as if your image is redexxed.
Here have a Carol.

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Very kind of you.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# No bother at all.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I would bang the shit out of that dirty little slut.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# shame that no self respecting animal, vegetable or mineral would go near you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# That's funny because your mum doesn't seem to have any trouble!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Praise Be!
A 'Your Mum' response.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# LULZ Mum jokes
LOL your mum's so fat I rolled over twice to get off her and burnt my arse on the light bulb LOL
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# she broke your heart
yet you are posting about how ugly she is?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Wha?
1. I was joking! (duh?) ((I don't pretend to be funny and I know I'm not everyone's cup 'o' tea!))
2. If it was true I would feel less bad for posting this tho all the same...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Well done.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)

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