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[challenge entry] A little bit of pololitics...


EDIT: It's just occurred to me that this might be a bit TOAPy to have warranted a new thread. I am deeply contrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# There are creams for that.
Have no fear.

Edit: Oh contrite, so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I also forgot the shark and helicopter.
Fail all round, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Most certainly not! There are *always* there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# this would work without the helicopter and shark
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Indeed
But not as well
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Just a man
hovering above the Tyne?
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Fog on the Tyne!
/wishes I had similar skillorz
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# They can afford it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# bowel please
(Zoidaroid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Eeeeeking hell..... fears....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Carol Vorderman has really let herself go!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# yeh
I should have used more gaffer tape
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# That is the way of the universe!
*runs off from office to bedroom PC*
or commute as it's known.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Damn rush hour traffic
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Bowel?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# insert obvious 'still would' line here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BRITISH TOURIST BOARD POSTERS


With the coalition thinking of moving May Day to October to lengthen the tourist season, what else could be done advertise this great country?

Challenge suggested by monkeyboyalpha.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# thank you oh benevolent image challenge bestower
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# well that's my post knackered then :P
HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# (or to crush a socialist holiday)
/boototories
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Dude!
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Hoorah
I expect this to be good. LET'S NOT HAVE A TOAPFEST GUYS!
.
.
.
.
GUYS? HELLOOOOO - IS THIS THING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# *the other caller has cleared*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *does a pea on your image challenge*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Have the first click of the compo....
Just because I love skeggy....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha
EDIT: Glad I'm not the only Jamnog post in this thread:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# your earlier post
reminded me of this. Then the new challenge popped up, and bjorn stronginthearm is your uncle
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hahah!!
This and lots of chavs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NO-ONE IN LONDON IS WHITE I GET IT.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# i don't believe that is london
unless they've cleaned it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Also
can't be London because there are people sitting next to each other before all the spare pairs of seats are taken.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Best real life troll that is...
...get on a nearly empty bus in London and SIT NEXT TO SOMEONE
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# too many blaks
www.sohotheatre.com/pl1991.html

the actor kevin eldon live

i'm going
spotify:track:7nnGanRwHyCbHIeS8kkdhL (Pitbull by Jega)
spotify:track:2pzxVL30pxj7n2pRs8REeX (Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5)
spotify:track:0HuPknu1hh5WELgZN2DqDL (Wake Up Call by Maroon 5)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Interesting juxtaposing Maroon 5 with Jega...
... did you get beaten up at school by a "blak"?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ONOES!
Peepilz from other countries in London? Someone call Nick Griffin!:O

They'll be after our curries and kebabs next!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# The only thing I have against men who aren't white
is that almost without exception, they can grow a better moustache than me.

Mind you, that is also the only thing I have against white men.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# I love the way the idiot deleted the reply when I made him look stupid.
Admittedly iy didn't take much work:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i dont find that image funny
the suns out. stop leading people on
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I hide this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# This image brings on my hate
I hate cunts that hang on to the seat in front.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# does it animate?
I'm waiting to see which one explodes?
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# May Day? In October?
There's something wrong with that, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
(Meagrom, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Local to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Wherever+I+May+Roam:404
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE IN JAMAICA IS LLOYD GROSSMAN OR A SLOTH I GET IT.
(Neville Squamous, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I have a feeling it's famous for at least one other thing...
Or do you not speak of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Well I did hint at that at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# turners (of soham) haulage company
are quite well known...
Can't think of owt else
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I know Roger Turner.
He found me the house I live in. He also owns the fields we do our festival on. Nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
Flexifoil kites started in Soham. Not funny, but true.
(SonofRojBlake, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Yep
They also had their repair depot there until a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 3:05, archived)
# does he also do the murder mysteries?
i've heard they're doing two for one deals
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Ah... just spotted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# That horrific village sign...
... may dad made it with his GCSE technology class about 20 years ago :)
(OP, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Yays
Also spaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23298
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# YEY!
How do you spell HULL?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# :D
great source pics too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# they are shopped honest
nerd faces on radio studio pics :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Any significance of the Wales rugby top?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# no that was just the person in the shot
however............19-26 was it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Dunno.
Scotland tipped to do well again. But again, taking to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# true enough
all the games were close
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Absolute!
... Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# On Air
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Best of the day, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# thank ye Cap!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# If I could go back in time & steal your idea, I totally would.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# no idea is sacred - do Virgin trains (never been into a tunnel) :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Haha... bottom one looks a little like Dave Hill...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# :O I'm telling your mum!
Coz you used a cap on an uppercase font:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# eh????
watcha RG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# *cheerywaves*
The O on your tag. Thought you'd usd an uppercase O on an uppercase font. Hence the bold:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# quite possibly mate
I always type its a quick as poss at teh end :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# The new McJebus, He's loving it



Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# you should have changed the name to McJebus and incoporated a crucifix into the McDonald's logo
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/multi_gad_mit_clitoral_hood_unt_dhalsims_ghost.jpg
spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Enter+Sandman:332
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# no chance a McDonalds can feed 5000 at once
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# sweet sweet cheesburger - GUNCHEDDA


www.youtube.com/watch?v=otuCPqrGd0Q
spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Through+the+Never:244
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Chedda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# JIGGAFOOT
Who wins?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Wherever+I+May+Roam:404
spotify:track:7nnGanRwHyCbHIeS8kkdhL (Pitbull by Jega)
spotify:track:2pzxVL30pxj7n2pRs8REeX (Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Do the math:
31,000+worldwide
400,000 employees
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
hehehe
(Zoidaroid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# They've all eaten up....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# hehe, he also likes curry
(gtfomh, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# OH SILVIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Wave that wavy hair Silvio !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hehe
I'm glad you approve - I had your style in mind when I decided to make the hair fly around :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Every hair has it's place !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# he's just washed it
it has become very fly-away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# He's wiggin' out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Time to brush up on your puns.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Let's not split hairs \/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# You might want to comb through a joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah . . . and get to the root of the situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Doesn't matter...we all dye in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# *splits*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Bunga bunga
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# to be fair
I'd rather have an Italian president who sleeps with call girls than one who collaborates with the Third Reich

Not that anybody ever gave me that choice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Oh Silvio you Teese
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Ms Teese (well spotted!)
actually works for us in an indirect fashion. She's never once visited our office though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i was going to put his face on a clip from the 'burly brawl' but i can't be fucked

spotify:track:1vHC51rey9PU9QhjWwemEw (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by Jay-Z)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Looks like Pierce Brosnan when the hair lands....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Jim Davidson meets iPhone lols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# angry turds
angry curds
angry ..murds (moirders)

angie surds
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# this game is one of those things that I am aware exists
but I am going to see how far I can go without deliberately trying to find out anything about it before I find I know all there is to know just from references to it

A bit like Pendulum.

Edit: You are wanted good sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# He's a total buttmonkey.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# i like this, i stared at a good will before deciding that i like it
it's like through a glass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Cheers. Similar one from last night:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# this contains aqua marine and green magic and is glowing quite brilliantly
spotify:track:1ElpfhmOHpn2UNkhJazFvd (Da Mystery Of Chessboxin' by Wu-Tang Clan)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# 0.00003 seconds nuclear intimacy
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Worried that the worried worrier is worried . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Hurray for internet tracing!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I'v really been liking all these you've done in this style......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# lovely!
do you do commissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# hello*...

*the magazine is called "Young Animals"...btw.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# He only reads it for the astrology page.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# It's the year of the bunneh...he likes bunnehs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# In Soviet Russia..
pussy reads you
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ye know too much!
er... In order to, er... check the validity of your statement regarding the title of the magazine, I require the name of the young lady on its cover...
(gtfomh, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# wow
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Nice and soft.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# It was a slow day out on the prairie . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# OUI SILL MIT LOOPED SNAL
UNT ZEE PEEPIN HANDRABBIT INZIDE ZEE HAT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# DIG THEM RIVEM 'N SHEWS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZ1cP1bxx0&feature=feedrec_grec_index
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# SWING DEM GAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# This makes perfect sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# The heat was tremendous ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Always is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Pass the tumble weed ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Take a left at Albuquerque.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I toke a left <--------------
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# All is so peaceful . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Wee;s alll as mad as a hatter....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Tipsy Top !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ;
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# colon/coloff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# ASSCHUNDA 2: License to Ass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# ASSCHUNDA 3
ASSCHUNDA BACKED BY ASSJAZZFUK DA MEANEST FUCK IN THE NOONET
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# ASSCHUNDA NEIN: NOW VEE NOONET!
(Mit 3D Phuckjape - please cunt around the dotted fuck for Noonet Noo app Discunt*)
spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Through+the+Never:244

*Sponsored by Meta;;ica
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hahaahahahahahhah
oh sweetfuckjazz that's good
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)
# That's what happens when you drink too much coke.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] As nobody else has....


Click for bigger (59 kb)
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Is this a data feed?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# you forgot
not the mama
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# problems can actually compound each other
you probably have more than a mere 99....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# /filenames/spangs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# sweet list jazz
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mjf_99problems.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# excellent shop sir
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# BITCHES BEE BUZZIN UP IN DIS MUTHAFUCKA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Dubby my man
you never cease to amuse me hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# It's 'cause he's a cat man...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# i can haz take off?
(hreqz, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# That's shit!

Isn't it?

The stuff coming out of the bottom, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
no, 'tis pish.
(hreqz, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# It's a tital wave of abstract photoshop "liquid" filter.
Calling it shit is a bit harsh though.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# portaloo
i was defeated, you won the war....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Shut up and draw me a fish!

(please)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# later
once i've de-corseted myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Photos or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# not a chance
it's yellow, i look like a granny that's pissed all up herself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha... OK,...
"Nothing to see here, Move along please"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# lend us a tena
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Yay for fart-propelled devices/people/things
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Oh, sorry, that`s the aborted version
Here`s what I meant:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
#
fly me to the moooooon
(hreqz, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# &

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
# DEATH IS CUTE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] *Dons anti spanging armour*

filename if you're rissing
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:59, archived)
# tyrefartboatsleep?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Wheelfart Rowbored?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Rubberboat Flatulent Dream
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# like a rubberboat
i'll be fartin' back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)
# wheel trouser cough row kip?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Never heard trouser-cough before.
I LIKES IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Or indeed a skirt sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# a skirt sneeze is something far more messy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Alloy, Parp, Oarzzzzzz

EDIT: filenamed and still risssssing/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# by Elvis Costello
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# So where is the 'L'
and more to the point, where is the cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# My brain 'urts
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Falklands war II - Argentinian secret weapon revealed - shocker!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:55, archived)
# the guano-based "dirty bomb" has the Allies hurriedly raiding Poundland for umbrellas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:56, archived)
# CHEMTRAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)
# See it fly, It's called a Puffin
When it dies, there is niffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Giraffe!


Click for bigger (287 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Needs more making use of your thumb for a long neck
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Thinking maybe an elephant next?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Needs a sixth finger for teh cock as well
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I was thinking
The thumb could've been a branch and the giraffe could be eating the leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Do you like a little head?
You should have made his neck longer, to go up your thum.

Apart from that - Woo and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# you must be even more bored than i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# You should have been on /board earlier!
It was hi...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ...
...larious!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i've been very busy today
doing many and varied things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# This is excellent!
And it's clearly from a low angle, that's why the neck seems so short.

*grabs pen*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# inspired, great stuff indeed!
/in case anyone is interested, there's a self-contained flounce going on down below
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# What the blazes?
Quite a reaction just cos someone didn't like his challenge suggestion!

Oh well, we'll live. Off for beers! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Not referring to this, I hope ;)
b3ta.com/board/10331149
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Worth1000 will always remind me of Wibih now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ah, the explanation clarifies, wasn't here for the original! :)
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# wut, the drimble one?
If so - hahahaha thanks for the heads up. Love a flounce.
Wasn't there some other user idiot who kept moaning about the quality here dropping without ever posting a pic.

I forget who tho.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# that's what drimble is posting
i don't think he's flouncing, just taking the piss out of the cunt who originally posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# It was the Worth1000 mention that reminded me :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# i'm not surprised
i need something funny today, i'm tired and uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)
# *comforts*
*with Dorritos & Booze*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
# if only!
i'm in a corset and girdle today.
breathing is, apparently, for losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *intrigued*
is it because you are traveling in time back a few hundred years?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:59, archived)
# not even close
it's because i'm trying to control my flabby bits so they don't make my bridesmaid's dress bulge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)
# that makes more sense.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# the wedding isn't till may
i think i'll need that long to get used to the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# just sleep with the groom and the wedding is off
Prob solved.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# eeeeeeewww, no!
i may share some things with my sister, but that's both wrong and nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
Dorritos Rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# hey! i like doritos!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I remember it all now.
you r funni
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Yay!
Did you post this to reddit too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# *stifled yawn*
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leb5zozf5d1qzihzqo1_500.jpg
rl copypasta
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Haha
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# this is most cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# girl on stilts cos I can't draw animals
animals anything

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# fucks off?
where is she when you need her?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# SHUT IT, YOU.
(spanishfly 2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# This made me
Laugh like a retard.
(beerMatt, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Florence + the Machine – Dog Days Are Over
Hosted by imgur.com
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# no this is not really very nice is it now
*phones RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# my achy beagle heart
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Good one
Thought it was a CST entry at first though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice Sword-Holder.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# DST?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I thought it was dark days . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# That's
Racist.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# EXTREME SURFING DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# gnarley
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hehe yeah!
I had an idea, but I just couldn't visualise it

Cat Deeley

Surfing through a big wave


Cat.

Surf Idol

Trust
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# *deploys*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# *holds pan of sausages underneath*
ooh - that reminds me

I've got a pcaket of Bury Black puddings from the game last night

in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# You played a game in the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Wearing a truss
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# you got me there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)
# See below
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I've just realised you can see that guy's bum
:¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# A bit like this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Cor!
I can almost forgive her wonky nose for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# It's a rare medical condition.
She broke her body not her nose. The nose is fine, everything else is out ofplace.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# The condition is called BBWT

Broken Body With Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# this picture serves no porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# No helichopter and bridge
FAKE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Bah!
*rumbled*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# *post* *edit* *edit* *delete* *post* *edit* *edit* *delete* *post* *edit* *edit* *delete* *post* *edit* *edit* *delete*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# An OCD sufferers nightmare!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is it 'Turn it on" by Phil Collins?
♫ Turn it on, Turn it on again ô
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# written in 5/4 time, no less.
OK, so not very interesting really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Haha! Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
woo
Likewise:
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I was considering putting in a suggestion for the QotW
'What are your little OCD habits?'

Everyone has some. For me toast must be buttered within a nanosecond of coming out of the toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# which would explain the surgically grafted-on asbestos fingertips
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# It's a labour of love.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I have to batter my penis to mush by a number divisible by 7 times per day
Damn, I've done 22, got to do another 6 now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Ah
the small battered sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
Reminds me of Broken Sword 2
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, archived)
# is it the electric light orchestra?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Genesis, Turn It On Again.
edit:oops...told you I was slow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# woo! and yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Image challenge vote, yo
This week's choices follow.

Classic Arts
As Renaissance art was a bit much to ask, let's try classic pictures from Pre-1900 shopped

British tourist board posters
What with the coalition thinking of moving May day to October to help lengthen the tourist season, what else they could do to advertise this great country?

Anti-Piracy
Invent anti-piracy measures to help the poor long-suffering music/movie/software industry regain their revenues.

Film Posters
We've a glimpse of Meryl Streep as Thatcher in the impending biopic Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt. What other biopics could be dreamt of for other people?

Click the votey click thing below to express your preference.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Film posters!!!
Most WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I'm voting for 'British tourist board posters' because I am British and Board!
My reasons for not choosing the others are:

- Classic Arts: All the Arts on b3ta are 'Classic'

- Anti-Piracy: This will just end up with images of a Pirate with his parrot, patch and wooden leg removed

- Film Posters: Please don't do this as this will be week of Pea-Roasts of all the Film titles and DVD covers that have every been shopped.

And here endeth this lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Don't you post tourists aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Come to think of it - yes.
* Posts Tourettes

FUCK, BOLLOCKS, CUNT, GINGER, TWAT, FUCKSOCK... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You are GeorgeVI AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I am largely in agreement with this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's odd,
IMDB has no listing for 'Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# have you tried alternate spelling?



It's the story of how Tory Spelling started liking The Auters and dyed her hair
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well, paint my bottom purple and call me Susan.
I would never have guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Susan Gruntfuttock?
Is that your married name, then?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *winks*
If you like, big boy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I thought Streep had already portrayed Thatcher in a previous movie,
mind you, I've never actually seen 'Death Becomes Her'

/cheers, Beau
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# The only reason for watching that filum is
the delectable Isabella Rossellini.

Mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# it's a fucking great film!
the only reason not to watch it is if you don't want to watch a fucking great film :D

Goldie Hawn as the mad fat cat lady at the beginning is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# it's that film that got me into the mmmmmm Meryl Streep mindset...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Easy, tiger!
Ms Rossellini sort of blanks out all other content for me. It's a mild form of aphasia I suffer from.

See also Sophie Marceau, Monica Bellucci, etc etc etc

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Ding Dong!!!
I say, Princess - you're looking rather fine this afternoon...

/Leslie Phillips blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I can never think of the word for aphasia
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# anything that limits reposts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# A double tap to the back of the head - KGB stylee?
That should do the trick, no?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# works for me, on the knees, facing front, hands clasped, head bowed
clean, simple, efficient
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Pretty much how I go into most meetings with my Bank Manager.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# how long are you here, all week?
I recommend the Veal
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# It's these 'Woody Allen' tablets I've been taking.
A Mis-order from the internet.

I'll stop now, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Think I can see where this is going :-(
(spanishfly 2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Consider this line of thought curtailed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
# ^agreed
/that
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ^fourthed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Tourist Board Posters. Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Oh yeah!
The second one!
I'd stick them all over my building!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# tourism seems new
Arts are fairly "Worth-1000," as are movie posters (which are overdone). I agree with Wobbly Bloke on that and on the anti-piracy choice. Neither seems good.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Ohhhh
...........fucking amateur Photoshoppers from the word GO.




For fucks sake get a girlfriend or something. OR look at REAL QUALITY SHIT at www.worth1000.com/contests/26528/double-headers-3#entries

...........skill. Clever. Brilliant. Fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Ahhhh.......
...........fuck off. You can't handle criticism, ANY OF YOU. Closed little club on here. Now just draw a cdc and then get back to your teen porn. Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# he was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Pffft!
Bless you, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Badger porn, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Whoa there, chief...
Why the ire?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=58355&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Ahhhhh - I see!
You must find my lack of search skills disturbing.

Many apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# You are very welcome :) It was nice pretending to be someone else ... hmm ... wait a sec ...
*goes off to find out if any variant of 'Lily Allen' is still free as a second account name*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *end of day LOL*
props to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# British tourist board posters
Sounds like it was never done before, unlike the others.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I applied for a job in 2004, this was their reply.
Though you'd think a headteacher wouldn't have to rely so much on a thesaurus. Personally I think he overdid it.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Erm ...
WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# VERY MUCH THESE TWO REPLIES
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# And indeed ^ this one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Yes but where do I buy the trainers?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# i want somewhere online that i can buy the latest nike trainers
at knock down prices.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# comparethetrainers.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
#

Any chance of some subtitles?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Top RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# No RIS
It's just what it is. A letter that's been put through a thesaurus too much, then tweaked to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# My lawyers may be in touch regarding your use of the phrase
'make sense' in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# is it still Tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Did you run this through Google translate or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# No
The thesaurus in MS Word.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# erm...
G'wan - give us a clue...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Slim?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# What song is this now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# COMPO IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)

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