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You know what time it is?

TEA TIME, mother-fluffer!

Redone old one:

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)

A pea... in a new thread????

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)

Just for illustrative purposes...

I can link the old one if that's better. I've just become aware I'm taking up a whole screen with this.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)

I was only joking...

(and doing another post so that Paul_P can comment on it three times)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)

That reminds me......

I've got Autodesk maya to try out.....
I cant even do colour matching so fook knows how i'll cope with a 3d rendering program.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

I like both of these

seems a shame to click just once for both images

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)

Lovely rendering!

Is there a quick easy tut anyone can recommend I need to render something for a website.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)

Rendering?

What do you mean?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)

Your chocolate digestives

Are they not.... *feels silly* :O

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)

Nah, no 3d involved.

I just google-image-searched a choc digestive, got rid of the background, rotated, skewed it a little, changed the hue a little, then painted over it to make it fit with the style a bit more. And to make it look more delicious.
*edit: It's the first large google image search result for "chocolate digestive" btw

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)

YOU CHEATED!!

Very effective :D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)

*is chastised*

Could've probably saved a lot of time doing the body and legs of the cup in 3d, but painting's more fun.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

I'm getting one of those wii tablets soon

Anyone know if they're any good

/knows they wont make me good

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)

played with one in toys r us

wasn't impressed

I don't need to justify why I was in toys r us

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)

I'm buying one for my daughter anyway

but I thought I might be able to hone my drawing skills..... oh well.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)

Is it some meat?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)

you can render my meat anytime!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)

Chance would be a fine thing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)

Well I was waving it about

but you've missed it now :P

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)

you're skills have becomed more better than what they were

commendable :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)

Cheers!

The old one was done on a laptop though, before I knew about fancy brushes and flow in Potatoshop.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)

Love both styles

And excellent characters!

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)

Top chocolate face!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)

RACIST

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)

the old one is good

the new one is great!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)

Cheers!

I did it on request of my mate in Oxford. He's going to have the old one printed on a mug (of course) and the new one on a T-shirt :p

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)

NOW you've done it

I HAVE to go and make another cup of tea. *huffs but secretly loves it*

*enclickens for given me such a good idea*

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)

I really wish I had a chocolate digestive biscuit right now :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)

sweet

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)

Much improved.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)

Wow, that's awesomeness personified ... or something :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)

the things they got up to in the showers....

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

But which is the real Hitler's moustache?

*shoots both, just to be sure*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

it's the one on the left

the fellow on the right already had an impressive 'tache, I trimmed it down for him

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)

Heil - de- heil!

Woo!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)

Beaver-Chickens

(gigpiglet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)

hahahaha

but what do they taste like?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)

Onions

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

Fish

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

no, Onions

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

what kind of beavers have you been eating?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)

Garlic ones

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)

anti-sesquipedalian

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)

antidisestablishmentarianist

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)

Floccinoccinihilipilificationist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)

Flattery will get you everywhere

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)

I am, yes.

William Gladstone was right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)

Well he was PM 4 times

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)

That's no guarantee of being right.

Although he may be the exception that proves the rule.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)

he created the national elementary programme

and made major reforms in the justice system and the civil service.he disestablished the Irish Protestant church and passed an Irish Land Act to rein-in unfair landlords.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)

Erm, yes - that's what I was saying.

Make more sense, Little Engine!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)

I was agreeing with you

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)

Ahh, I see...

It read like "well, he did do all these various things, give the man a break..."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)

No FEESH!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)

Fishions

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)

Scampy Nik Naks

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)

Salty

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)

NSFW!!

There is far too much cock and beaver on show here!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

oh sorry

*zips*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

BEAVER EGGS!!!!

mmmmmmm:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

So... that's what Nando's use!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)

Awwwww... I LOVE beaver.

You heard me.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)

Excellent cock and beaver

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)

I don't care what it is

but I'm gonna fuggit!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

Sorry about the length (well height anyways),

Last time on Photoshop Filters Man:
www.b3ta.com/board/10357706

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)

Very much yes.

Woo!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)

hahahahahaha! *insta click*

Sarah Douglas.... mmmmmmmmmmm.......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha

Bezier path!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)

hahaha

excellent stuff

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)

Oh how I hate Core Draw

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)

but it's ace

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)

This

is excellent.

I look forward to what happens with Vanishing Point.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)

If I can

work out how it works

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)

Haha

I'm a proud member of the Seetharaman Narayanan Fan Club on flickr. I joined after I saw he was responsible for making the Lens Flare filter (I read it on the internets, it has to be true).

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)

his name has always stood out

on the splash screens of illustrator, potatoshop and imageready

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)

hahaha this is well YES

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)

Will an invert hit PS Man and turn him evil

in a strange parallel to superman 2? (I think it was 2)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)

Evil superman was Superman 3 I think

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)

with the evil computer

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)

that gave me the STONE COLD FEAR as a child

thank you for bringing up a heavily repressed memory from childhood :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:39, archived)

Bizarro PS man

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

Yes

more please

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)

I have a new idea

but may need to develop my mad skillz to pull it off.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

Needs more action.

They're just standing there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)

Hahahatstand

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)

ha ha ha

"I hope you fall off a fucking horse..." - genius!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)

I didn't even know you liked art.

I thought you were just into giving top tips. Bravo.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)

I'm into all sorts

except /talk and /qotw, or /talk-lite as I call it.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)

Mmm....

I think the word 'talk' in sense that it is used on b3ta is somewhat of a misnomer given that it is populated by monosyllabic homosapiens of questionable intellect and prone to outbursts of rarely intelligible words that loosely interpreted could be construed as a somewhat benign campaign to spread ignorance in much the same way as aids spreads awareness of forgotten icons like Freddy Mercury and Curt Cobain. Wait, I think one of those died of a hole in the head, but I forget which one. Nevertheless the campaign manager for the Lib Dems will no doubt be clamouring for their collective wit and wisdom to use in the next election. Provided we don't all die of cancer from Japanese sushi first.

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)

I have a big bag of "FUCKING YES"

all yours.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)

Borg and Mildred

(THE REVTED, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

That chick was so a man.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

George and Judge Dredd

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)

Ha-ha!

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)

damn!

(THE REVTED, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)

this is brilliant sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)

NEW! London Transport model tube train

Toy tube train - just like the real thing! Features realistic clockwork motion to re-enact the juddering movement as the rail replacement bus service grinds through near-stationary traffic to the next bus stop! All major credit cards and penalty fares accepted!

(protocoldroid, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

does it smell like stale urine

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)

Awesome.

Now do one for the Stafford to Euston replacement (requires 2 x National Express Coaches)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)

sounds too painful to recreate!

accessories: multi-pack of scale models of miserable pissed-off commuters

(protocoldroid, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)

Double Deckers are totally fez!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vcrJhXGE8

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)

The seats look unrealistically clean!

and it's not crammed full of people!
Edit:-

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)

I want one of those.

and I want it NOW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)

hahaha! make driving over those Boris Rent-a-bike things easy work :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)

WOO WOO said the replacement train : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)

That took far too long for the penny to drop

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

Bwahahaha!

trufax, right there :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)

somebody PLEASE

fax this to Boris!!

(protocoldroid, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)

Father Ted... Bundy

Okay - so not a film baddie, and also my first go at this, please be gentle!!

(Treble Cleft, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

Careful now

~~Oh fuck, it's Tuesday!~~ Welcome to b3ta, pull off a Captain and shop a kebab

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)

*awaits*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)

Hi.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

I was expecting Treble Cleft, but hey, that's fine..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)

Well hello!

(Treble Cleft, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

Tuesday's alright, in my books.

*unbuckles*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)

NING K3B/-\B!

-- Look at the tits on that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)

"Welcome to b3ta - 'shop a chair and pull up a kitten, you'll never leave!"

'noon to the rest o' ya' :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)

ARSE!

Sorry - I meant 'Welcome!'

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)

Stephen King?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

Welcome!

Shoppe a kitten and so forth.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

Hello, Treble Cleft.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

Thanks for the warm welcome

Have been a reader for a while but thought it was time to join in a bit. What I'm lacking in photoshop skills, I make up for in terrible puns!

(Treble Cleft, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)

That's the spirit!

Good man/ma'am.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

Welcome to the day shift

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)

Welcome to B3ta

*gently eases the new person in*
"Oooh, that's better."

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

Thou shalt not leave!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)

...eh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)

The Grid.. a digital frontier.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)

I know everyone says how great akira is

but I think it's a bit over rated.
Unlike this pic that is lully

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)

snipurl.com/27dp61

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)

now do I trust an Snip url

and a potential horse link

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)

Handy hint

Add the subdomain 'peek' to snipurl links to preview the link first!
peek.snipurl.com/27dp61

Similarly, you can add a 'preview' subdomain to TinyURL links, and add a + to the end of Bit.ly links.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)

Cheers. My 350th picture for b3ta..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)

Oooooh pretty.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)

Nice one!

Also: Make sure you're all clear with the DVLC...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)

that tax is well out of date

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

Well, durrrr....

It wasn't in 1982!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)

was it really that long ago :O

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)

No, no - it wasn't*

*Yes it was.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)

:( I hate getting older

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)

Shonky brakes, too.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

hahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

bet they didn't have to wait 2 hours just to be told it was the head gasket and the bike was basically scrap

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)

Ace pic.

Just read the first three Akira comics. Made me really want to watch it again.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

Shuriken!!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)

that's a bit awesome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)

Cheers, all.

Much appreciated.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)

Noice!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

Leave Akira Alone!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)

just found this…

Wondering if the "Phallic Logo Awards" might be reopened. There must be some good new ones out there by now.

(perkusfux, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)

Ooh, handbag!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)

There goes Easter

RUINED!

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doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)

But, but I've already got my Top Gear Stig-shaped chocolate egg and everything!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)

8 years, 11 months and 21 days

and you still can't find links

*edit*
In fact there is a fantastic image just below this that will not get the attention it deserves just because you found a fucking picture and decided you must show it to the world. Fuck you sir fuck you very much!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)

i'm lost…

(perkusfux, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)

wish you were

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)

are we flaming people for posting images with typical b3ta style humour now?

/morning all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)

more for finding an image and deciding to post it on /board

it's more a rant than a flame

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)

and? not exactly world shattering on the grand scale of things, and it is 'generally' acceptable to do so

and if he'd posted the still image on /links he'd only have a mob pointing him over here.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)

just winds me up when pics such as the one below get ignored for the fact that someone can't be bothered to read

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)

he posted an image he took/created etc, (however you like to call it) which is acceptable on b3ta

if you're that worried about the image below it, comment on the merit of that instead of unnecessarily flaming an image you don't like

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)

Seconded!

Motion carried!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)

just so you know it's a photo i took in barcelona not randomly found on the web. if it bothers you so much, ignore me, otherwise waste your time typing away then go fuck yourself.

(perkusfux, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)

not a problem

ignored

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:56, archived)

Mornin' Archie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)

morning fella, hope all is well in the land of gruntfuttocks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)

I have coffee, therefore all is good.

And yourself, my fine fellow?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)

aye, thought i'd pop in here with a lunchtime brew and have a gander

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)

and were you, like me, mystified by the overpowering smell of burning?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)

those pitchforks don't set fire to themselves it appears

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)

fortunately there always seems to be plenty of people around willing to do the job

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)

with gusto, it would seem...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)

This looks worryingly like one of the editors here.

'editors' Pffft!

/gets coat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)

Yay for Bert!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)

looks surprisingly like the post below........

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)

What a cock!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)

pfft!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)

Pfft...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Universal domination DOESN'T get TOUGHER than THIS!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)

Haha

What a twunt.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)

Torode-mong FTW!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)

Greg Walrus...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)

that's ... um ....

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)

Psoriasis?

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)

Well, this answers that question!

:)

nice one, Ninj

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)

Truckin' doesn't get togher than this!

Cheers JP! :)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)

It's at times like this I'm reminded of the great quote from The Untouchables:

I want you to get this fuck where he breathes!
I want you to find this nancy-boy [......], I want him DEAD!
I want his family DEAD!
I want his house burned to the GROUND!
I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

/in severe need of a lie down blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)

I laughed so hard for about 5 minutes after seeing this.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)

arf...looks surprisingly like the post above .............

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)

Ha-ha!

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)

Shuriken!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)

Hehe

This guy cracks me up unshopped
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)

Tee hee

This is lovely and has been clicked as a result

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)

oh god just noticed the crotch logo

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)

Wonderful.

Love the truckin' one too...

:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)

Cheers Moleypoos!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)

hahahaha, he's snackin' at something in that suit? Great Ninj.

ps. the Masterchef logo on the groin completes it!

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)

That...

...is bloody scary mate! Thanks BTW :D

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

Hair of the dog that bit me, mademoiselle, hair of the dog that bit me.

Click for bigger (152 kb)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)

Ooh, nicely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)

Well done there

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)

Your money's no good here, Mr. Torrance.

Woo!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)

Great

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)

Blobs

Hi gang. Just a quick request for help/advice. I know you lot know your stuff. I scanned a pic of my old Grandad and now the pic has been lost but I still have the scanned image. I've tried everything to get rid of the grain/spotty effect without it looking out of focus. I deliberately scanned it on a high res just to avoid this. Any advice would be really appreciated. Here's a link to the actual pic ....http://oi54.tinypic.com/2unu5fq.jpg

(Wibih, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)

* Shopped only please

Ning Ninj!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)

Ning Wobbly!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)

Every time I see footage of Benidorm, or Costa Del Chav, or drunken Brits abroad

it solidifies my opinion that we need a good nuclear war to wipe humanity right off the map of the universe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)

Why is it always fallout in your posts?

NING Vag!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)

Thankfully,

the rain in his images washes the fallout down.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)

Or send them to holiday near Sendai.

/Hull

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)

A Mediterranean tsunami.

While unfortunate for many decent people in North Africa, it would cleanse the shores of Spain of overweight, bright pink ex-plumbers from Essex who complain about immigrants while shouting "Oi, Pedro, two fried breakfasts and a lager."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)

"Raise that double standard high"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)

I attempt to fit in over here.

I even went swimming once and have eaten barbeque food.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVGg_5grOTg

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha yay!

I saw Jello Biafra giving the "Don't be led by the media, become the media" talk a couple of years ago. It was quite good, if quite long.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:44, archived)

he goes on a bit

but after the Kennedys, I'll forgive him for anything :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)

Went to Malta last winter, met several couples in their 70s accompanied by their kids and grandchildren

everyone on 'all inclusive' and everyone starting at the bar around 11am. With the great-granchildren tunning around throwing packetss of crisps at one another.

And everyone very british.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)

Sah-Roo-Mun!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)

I call fake

It's impossible to piss in that armour

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)

elasticated crotch plate is your friend

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

Now there's something you don't hear every day

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)

you do if you work in an elasticated crotch plate factory

in the quality control department where you spend all day trying on elasticated crotch plates, until one day your manager comes down and recognises the great work you have been doing and gives you a promotion to the head of quality control for the anti-chaffing nipple pads

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)

^ Where's the fuckin image!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)

true story :(

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)

(would make a great /stats page random quote)

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)

It's not so much the crotch plate

It's the black body-stocking you have to wear underneath

(mine is actually customised with a zip-fly)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)

hahaha

beautiful piss reflection there

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)

^ Cock

EDIT: For some reason I can not imagine Stormtroopers having cocks?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

Since they're all clones

They're probably eunuchs with cloacae.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)

By the time of A New Hope the clone troops had been augmented by drafts and volunteers

It's entirely possible TK421 was not a clone and had a cock

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)

*ahem*

~~A New Hope~~ Star Wars; The first film.

Also: There were no prequels. They were never made.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)

really? that's a shame

because then there would be no Darth Maul, Star Wars Natalie Portman or the fucking brilliant Clone Wars CG series which at times is possibly better than the original movies

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)

I'll give you the Clone Wars CG series.

But you're not having the rest, not even Portman - d'ya hear?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)

you're saying Darth Maul's lightsabre antics

are not superior to David Prowse' clumsy swinging?
And are you saying THIS and THIS are not worth suffering Attack of the Clones for? (well, watching once for anyway)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)

I love you HT

for still fighting this battle :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)

They're above average family movies

2 and 3 are dull because of trying to please the whiny fans, but all of them have some very impressive effects work, action sequences, character designs and costumes. Much like the original trilogy.
Not saying they're anywhere near the quality of Empire, but I'm not sure The Phantom Menace is any worse than Return of the Jedi

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)

Of course you're right, Mr Toast :)

The opening sequence of ROTS is one of the most stunning pieces of CG put onto ~~film~~ hard disk (?).

And it surely deserves points for the use of the word 'youngling'

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)

how does the 3rd one start again? I haven't seen it since the cinema

is it the big space fight?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)

Yep, it's that

camera-pans down from the synopsis crawl, tracking the two fighters through the battle above Coruscant shot.
Really, really good stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)

I'd google for Storm trooper porn

but I dread to think what I'd find D:

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)

I just tried searching for "What sex are Stormtroopers"

O_O

* I think I will continue this research when I am not at work

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)

Fantastic work

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)

Superb!!

Great reflection work sir!!

*Click*

:)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)

oooh - shiny

this is ace!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)

Nice work there, Toasty!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha!

I love that big eyed surprised look!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)

Wonderful stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)

haha

Excellent =]

(Sherbs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

he seems to have a fully hooded foreskin, he should beware dribbles.

fantastic post Mr toast, can you do one of leia having a crap in the detention cell just before vader wales in with the hovering probe.

Cheers and ning, how are you on this fine day?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)

hahaah, the dirty protest, always a winner when avoiding questioning from an evil empire

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)

on another note, my dogs just farted and it smells rank.

i think she might need to go out in the garden in a moment to lay some dogs eggs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

Lovely 'toonage squire

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)

Lovely, lovely arts :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)

aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

nice work:)

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)

This is a thing of beauty

is the background real (from a picture) or did you draw it all?

*Clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)

Aces, dude.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)

Another quality piece of toast! *click*

Just imagine the drama at the Death Star urinals?

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)

lol what the hell?

(Roxon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)

HAAHAAHAA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)

would ... might

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)

Picky.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)

well he is green :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)

I'm not Shatner :P

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)

Who did the "invisible Shatner" pic?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)

I don't think it was me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)

we could all learn from the great man

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)

arf

bindun, but this is better :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)

you!

where the hell have you been?

I've missed you, man!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31, archived)

me?

er.. are you sure? I contribute bugger all around here!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)

yes you

I've missed your warming presence, your biting wit, and more importantly your comfortingly appropriate formal dinner wear.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)

*adjusts bow tie*

well I do try.. I'm leaving my job in a couple of weeks, so will probably be arseing about on here a lot in the meantime :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha

a tad scary.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)

When Penelope Keith

Takes out her teeth
And nuzzles my cock with her gums
It's fleetingly brief
Until sweet relief
And her technique's better than your mum's.

(I feel so wrong now).

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

But so relieved.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Someone should do one of Godzilla causing all the havoc in Japan.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

Beware the too-soon-ami

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

OOF.

But ...

"Too-soon-aNi", Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)

ooooooh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)

I think we need more pictures of Hulk Hogan destroying New York

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)

The Mona Leia

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, archived)

Ooo is this the first in a series?

:o)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)

more a switch from swapping faces on the mona lisa

I might do a few more

and number all of them :P

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)

:O so it was yours I saw on teh google while looking for sauces

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:27, archived)

Ooh, just seen that

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)

sheer class sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:27, archived)

Cheers Bilbo!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

Nicely

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)

All credit to Ninj & co, I just animated it.

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)

Oh go on...go on, go on....please? Not even a little bit?

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)

She needs a pipe and a monocle.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)

for distinction and class

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52, archived)

I'll bet she does!

Good ning!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:59, archived)

Phuck me! A candle!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)

Happy Candles sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02, archived)

As good an excuse for cake as any!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)

CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)

Candle!

Enjoy.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)

Happy Candle day fine Squire

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)

Yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)

Wut?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)

Canned dills:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)

Oh ffs.

*facehand*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)

Salted Hulk cocks?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)

Don't mind if I do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)

Followed by gamma ray goujons?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)

Jolly green gonads

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)

happy candlez : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha

*humps*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)

Citizen who?

Bindun??

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:05, archived)

Nicely done

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:06, archived)

Nope.

Had a few Sith, but no Smith(s) until now.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)

yup but not as well as this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)

Citizen Who?

IS that Doctor Who when he gets struck off?

'ningles all.

EDIT: Cheaky pea from the weekend.
The important thing to remember...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:30, archived)

Didn't see that at the weekend

And it is bloody awesome!!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)

There is no moon?

*click*

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)

nicely :)

have a pea:

not sure if this qualifies for the compo

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)

Was that from the combined film compo a few years back?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)

i think so

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:38, archived)

I'll have to dig out my Attack of the Fried Green Killer Tomatoes one:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)

I thought that was Rob for a sec.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53, archived)

For a minute I couldn't work out why you'd shopped Robert Lindsay's head onto Robert Lindsay's head

Then the penny dropped.

Top work!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)

Why thank you.

And HAPPY CANDLES!!!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)

Yay!

*clicks on candle*
*regrets clicking on candle*
*kills self*

No wonder I joined B3ta on this day. Too damn depressing!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:05, archived)

Beware the Ides of March, indeed!

Happy b-day!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)

Happy Birthday Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives fame...

I have no idea who she is but she is ~~very fit~~ quite photogenic

* Yes, I know... "Links that way --"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:21, archived)

Poor thing, must be freezing

(*and clickied, I think this is one of the better so far for this edit, possibly the nice contrast)

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:31, archived)

A blatant disregard for health and safety.

Where's her hard hat, gloves and protective workwear???
Quick, inform the authorities!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:38, archived)

I don't even think she's used the GEL

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)

Blatant Sexism

Just to prove my point see the image below

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:46, archived)

Would you guys like me to link to the original when I do these?

1.bp.blogspot.com/_2GRqRTIZPso/TMcbVeVfoEI/AAAAAAAAAUE/h98NKs8eVzc/s1600/eva-longoria.jpg

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:57, archived)

I think that would be for the best

just in the interest of scientific study

Ning Wobbly

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:59, archived)

I'm a scientist! I'm a scientist!

Can I have a grant to study these creatures more?

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:01, archived)

Sure take a trillion pounds

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:02, archived)

Ace!

That's the eye-glasses and hand-cream budget sorted then.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:11, archived)

She

posed in an Isambard Kindom Brunel tribute calendar?

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)

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