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# apologies for shiteness
Photobucket
still learning to shop
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# does gadaffi look like everyone in that film?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, yes he does.
yes he does.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# even Salma Hayek
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Particularly Salma Hayek.
With all those tattoos and the swearing.

"I might be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# though he looks better than juliette lewis
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# paksatives?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Excellent marketing approach.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# a spoonful of patak's madras paste
mixed into a tin of short-cut spaghetti is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# This made me titter and has received a click
Is the hand an alternative method?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# GO FINGERS DEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# LOL. You've made my day. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# racist ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I happen to be part Indian.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Genie -arse.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Pataks' paste is great stuff.
In baked beans especially.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Wow!!! That sounds dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# actually
vindaloo is portugese, it doesn't exist in india, QI to the max
(sorry., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The look YOU WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Chuuuump! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# like the beard, bridesmaid.
gives me something to hang onto!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# she's got a tongue like an electric eel
and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Nursie. I like it firm and fruity :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# i love the fact
that you can tell he's struggling not to laugh when he's saying that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# My lame to fame:
I used to get about with the step-grandson of the actress that played Nursie.

I think I should win the compo for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i used to look like nursie
beat THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I've got a beard
something to hang on to
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# that's funny
so have i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Office LOL
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^ Same as what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I'm officially old now
...because I can remember the originals. In fact, some blokes at school clubbed together and bought a set for a 6th year disco.

It didn't end well.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Now all this needs..
is a manbear creator, mashup a webcam and a website.
Add social networking if you're a social manbear.
(g256, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# ello all
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
#

aah smallerised now :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
I'd forgotten what size I'd uploaded it to imgur with.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# my parents have ducks.
and a new duckling hatched on the weekend.
tis very cute when it runs after you.....
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Psy......DUCK!
Lovely plumage
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# 'Tis a christmas card I sent to my friends :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# PSY!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Thanks guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hoi sin, i choose you!
*pancakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooo, it's rather moreish...
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# errrrmmmm.....
but....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# OUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Ooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# you are frankie boyle's scriptwriter
AICMFP
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# You've just divided my life.
Me before you made that comment. And me after.
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# oh...
nevermind
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# hello missus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hello!
looks lik my QOTW suggestion has won this week. i'm on a roll, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# you the man, woman, you the man
umm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm rissing. Surely Thalidomide was for morning sickness, where is the hummus?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I'm impressed, they've taken an actual old advert and done it with modern stock photos
sort of like the complete opposite of the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It's funny because they don't have any arms!!! *


* It's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# totally not funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Oh the fucking horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# As much distressing shit as it caused,
For a lot of other things, it's a bloody wonder drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# This stuff is 'armless.
or some such nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the birth of internet wanking was 20 years away
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I've seen this before...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# This one is better though
www.b3ta.com/board/10378411
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Take 2 of these and call me in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# rectal, oral or both?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# both
wipe 'em on your bum then swallow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# groundhog day?
AAIIEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# eh?
sticky posting finger there old bean.
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Ok. if no one minds, I'll use this to ask for some technical help:

I'm filming something using a webcam, but I need to record the output as it appears on my screen, not the information coming direct from the cam, with me? Ok what do I need to do, or software should I use?
HEELLLPPPPP

Edit: To clarify my treacle-fingered explanation, I'm having a bash at Augmented Reality. I currently have a rather super tiny 3D 15th Century timber framed bulding sat on my desk. and I need to record the output to show a client.

Cheers everyone, I'll look at Camstudio and prodge's Option as well.
Screengrab to make more sense, it looks like this!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Try
camstudio.org/
And go for the moneyshot
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Piss
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# you recording teen girls on cam as well
I'm 19/M/Essex not 31/M/Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# 16/F/London
Wuts ur MSN addy????!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
Bulent's screen recorder works with a bit of faffing about. There's probably better things to use though.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# what's happening between the two??
is it a resolution problem?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# now with added explanation
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'm 100% with you,
but try something like this:
camstudio.org/
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# If you mean capturing the footage on your monitor I use Camtasia Studio 7


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I'm going to be nice
and think you are just trying to link this as per the request below.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10378337

*you can use the "edit" button that appears under anything you've posted to amend the message or put in a link etc, so you don;t need to start a new thread*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hang on this one is NSFW...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# eh?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Adblocked for the second time.
z0r.de/2066
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# to be fair, it's taken me three attempts to post my pic
something may be brocked
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Right, but he posted it, got asked to link it and then posted it twice more, plus deleting the original
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# oh, lol fails
etc....
and more omg.b3ta.com/board/10378444
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# poxy works pc
i was having trouble with it telling me it was timed out all the time, seems the problem is fixed now. sorry for the quadruple postings....
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I preferred it when you said Nirth.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Inept Moron is Inept
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love this
On a par with FAQ Bert
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I'm sure I just hid this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# As an alternative to lube
Have a foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] the nirth of internet wanking was 20 years away
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# nirth?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I prefer this one
www.b3ta.com/board/10378412
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# So did everyone else
judging from the number of comments
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I liked the one that got deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# What the fucks happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# ^ seriously!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# *smile*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# *BACKS AWAY*
I umm, uhhh, have a cold, so maybe kissing isn't such a good idea right now :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# yeah,
and i'm poorly so... *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Off his tits.
Absolutely off his tits, he is. Look at that gleefully vacant stare.

"Woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# this deserves more love
but then some tool posts the same thing over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# shit happens :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# normally around this time of day as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Oooooh... Hello sailor!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] That may be one of Mu's dinosaurs in the background


de-ris for those with a sheltered upbringing : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# mind pissage
down there a bit

*points down the page*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# the go compare one? or has it bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# no, my comment a bit further down the page
posted before i saw yours
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I didn't see your comment, I think i have you on ignore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I wouldn't mind comparing her merkin
If you know what I mean!!!!!! lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] and a pea I found
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I'm surprised no-one commented on it being the side of her head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Just trying something out



If you sort of unfocus your eyes until the two white dots merge, you should be able to see the sterescopic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# *stares*
stupid broken right eye.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# this is a bit unfair to people who only have one eye
you should be more thoughtful
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# People with one eye
just have to move their head left to right really quickly to get the effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# *shakes head*
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
# It's also a bit fucking insulting to those of us with 3 eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Intentionally so.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah.
Freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# *glares*
and with 3 eyes, that's a hell of a glare...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# aahhh... it's a sailboat!
hehe, that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Ahhhh piss
Mall Rats FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It works better
if you look at it through two empty toilet roll tubes in a pretend binoculars kind of way. Then you don't get the images at either side but you do get odd looks in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's a schooner!
and there is no easter bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# 0_0
what?........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
# after that revelation, to cheer yourself up, I suggest going to a topless fortune teller.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
# mystic big barry
here i come!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# *migraines*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# That's why
I made it in the same colours as Migraleve.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Bugger
I don't see in stereo. :(
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I like it *STARES* o_0
I'm seeing a 3D-type effect reminding me of my last acid trip a little
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Can you make it a bit smaller?
Last time I tried to unfocus that far, I strained my eye muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# cheers!
*downs beer*
*remembers is ill*
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahaha! fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# he was good in Jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# *queues*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Valvetastic!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't use editing software


So this is an original, kinda cute aint she ummm?
(Dagnamski The New Loud, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# OH dear
this isn't going to end well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# she'll have someone's eye out
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Japs eye for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Paging Mr. Prodge
to the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Well
I think it should win the compo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# No Hulk or New York
so it can't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Quick, to the bunker! We're under attack!
to the bunker! We're under attack!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I love this,
and the fallout 3 bunker too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# that's able to take a lot of flak
which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I say!!!!
:DD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# there was me actually going to photoshop this image
there's more here
pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/vintage_electronics_advertising/page/4/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# So ... to get this straight ...
You found an original picture on the internet, and instead of leaving it peacefully going about it's normal daily life, where it wasn't hurting anyone, you went specifically to a website dedicated to chopping up pictures and laughing at them, and dropped it in, hoping that someone would be impressed?

I can't for the life of me think of any reason why you should be spare the harshest of bummings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# in the words of U2
With or without Lube
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] and to make matters worse i saved it earlier with a view.....
that's it now.....
Lube you say?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahahah, TO HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Oo Jesus you are totally going to Norwich for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Wonderful stuff Queenie.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# psst
"spared"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Ye gods!
(Hairy Twatter, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
#
z0r.de/2066
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I did something with Sabrina a while back (snick snick). Let me see if I can find it....
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# ARRRGGHH!!!!
I know that fellow

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# arf!
however, i will be glad when those sodding averts have run their course!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ^^ this so hard
How to get thick people to buy into your service

1. scrap old ads that give actual information
2. Have some fat cunt sing a shit song that thick people like because it has 2 words in it (and is therefore easy to remember)
2. Mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# 4 ????
5, PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Back 5 minutes and moaning already!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# bloody kids.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# You must [stop]
clickage
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?


Click for bigger (316 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I say old chap
I think one shall be clicking as this has brought much merriment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I say old boy!
*monocle pops out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# what a rotter.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# indeed an excellent manipulation
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Teriffic stuff :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Spiffing, what
So nice to see Hovis catering to the civilised classes and manufacturing Continental delicacies, rather than that frightfully common brown bread that only gardeners and railway skivvies eat.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:22, archived)
# That's
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Just a quicky
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# coyote hideous?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere....
..., FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hello kind sir
i would like to come into your establishment, but am concerned that i might find cheaper pussy on a pussy comparison website, what would you suggest that i do if i find cheaper pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# that gives me a very NSFW idea
fires up dreamweaver and searches for a free webhost
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# comparethemerkin.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# come back, get paid the difference then,
FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# "pussy comparison website"
link, please?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Yes!
Much better than what I found using Google!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# All together now...

ELECTRO?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Its a bit low poly. Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# It would seam so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Reference might be a bit obscure for the young'uns here.
But I get it. And like it.
(Hairy Twatter, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Humm guess not then...
*slopes off*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# NO, wait!
don't forget your coat, it might rain.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I'm in Manchester - of course it'll rain.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# take your emergancy whistle as well then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# What, in case there's a snap rave?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# CAN I GET A WHOOP-WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# No.
You can't.

/spoilsport blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ok!!
*back away*
there no problem here!!
just, just take my wallet and don't hurt me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *takes wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# heh heh
little does he know, it's EMPTY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# not yet but it looks to be threatening it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# that's why I never go out
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# that,
and the curfew..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# and the restraining order not allowing you within 2 miles of Michaela Strachan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ahh
michaela....
some day...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Would
but the rohypnol would make sure she doesn't remember a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# the bastards
all I did was..erm....never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] vintage truth distortion...

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# It'll never catch on
It'll probably sell a few dozen then the company will sink into obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Poor old Roger
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:56, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.

/dylsexy lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# "duck"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# did I mean to say "Soup"?
...Probably....

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# *giggles*
was that my crap joke?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# sort of!
Still working on shedding dogs....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:07, archived)
# hahahah
I'd forgotten about that one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk *shakes head in disapproval*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Barbara streisland?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# That's my internal jukebox on repeat for the next three hours
Thank you VERY much.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# My work here is done.
*disappears into the midday*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
gobarbra.com/hit/new-7f41405c8a019f1803d672a63c259ce0
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# VVVVVVVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# SSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# you rang....
eeop lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# b?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# bbbb
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Limescale. Rust. Ground in dirt.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# This is top, top quality stuff!
First click of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Good stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# good stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# arf!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck, I was expecting a click-free compo!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# aceness!
*clock*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO! Have some peas:


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Nice peas!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks!
You should see my war!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Oof.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# this is good on a scale of one to good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Thank you!
Relieved not to have scored "one" on that scale.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Triff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)

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