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[challenge entry] transparancy in the voting process?
yeah like that's gonna change anything...

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Point Taken
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Scottish conserves. Jam on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# You're on a tennis court, it begins to rain...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Son, you'll be a batchelor boy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You'll get your balls wet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# "i strip naked and sing the millennium prayer"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:32, archived)
# "All good things will come to pass
Jesus lick my balls and ass"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You are in a cave. There is a cow here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:45, archived)
# eat cow
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# You lick the cow. Cow taste bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# regurgitate cow, use slop to craft an escape vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)
# You can't do that.
Thorin sits down and sings about gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Can I change my answer to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Always.
You can do a nice picture too, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# ^please
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# "what tennis court?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Watch Out Bellows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# fart wafter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
# easy breezy
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# cool, one of my fave films, not sure why cliff richard's in it though
also - woo, yay and the hoopla thing!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# he's a bit like a robot or something, i think that's why
i'm not quite sure
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:05, archived)
# "Try Cliff. I'd like to see an utter cunt before I provide you with a positive. Indulge me."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# So, I was going to do this joke somehow, then discovered it is actually real


the protective glove is what worries me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahahaha *click*
took me a sec
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Silly Putty contains acid . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# and Jimmy's putty?
Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# "Did he?" Mr Humphries: "Yes, but not permanently."
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)
# What's in Jimmy's chair?
A fucking medal! Just like five minutes ago.
Get with the times, Grandad!

*was overlooked for request to meet Tom Baker in Tardis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Rubbish film
(davidcompression, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
# it was pretty shite
i've yet to see predators
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha what has happened to arni's forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I think he has been merged with Clegg
but I'm not sure. Perhaps it's just the yellow tie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# He's got a big, shiny ring
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Dey try to keel me, bud I keel dem!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] two wrongs: the votes are being counted.

(don't call it a repost: totally redone for compo)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)
# REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ...uh...uh...uh...
(I guess I just wasted 40 minutes then)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha
I only said it was a repost because you said it wasn't. And then I found five dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I didn't say it wasn't...I just said not to call it that.
:DHAA HAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# That's what? 30 pence?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:38, archived)
# No Mu.
It's five dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I'm thinking equivalent currencies.
$5 is around 30 pence sterling, 50cents euro, and 43,819,573,920 yen. Roughly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# $4.81 Canadian
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# RECOUNT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# REHASH (I admit it)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Is this a sneak preview of the new series of "Britain's Got Talent"?
If so, I'll watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)
# YESNOYESNOYESNO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I'll take that as a YESNOYESNOYESNO, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Does anyone really watch that show?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# If this act is on, 50 million people'll watch it.
I'd be far happier gazing at your pic for an hour than watching any prime-time telly.
As would most people here, I'd've thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)
# 50 million sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)
# If they were actually sheep, it wouldn't be a problem.
Except for the farmer, thinking "fuck, whaaaarrrrr did aaaall these sheep come from?"
But they're people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
# You've been to Australia too? They've got lots of fucking sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:51, archived)
# With T.V.'s?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)
# My watch is broken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Time to get a new one. HARR HARR!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)
# They stuffed the ballot box !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)
# mofaha wins the wank-a-thon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Can't go wrong . . . wait . . . wrongs right . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Left Out --->
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:27, archived)
# In left field.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Who's on fish ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Fishbase.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Not so fucking keep right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Gary Oldcoach
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# This gif looks endlessly recyclable/adaptable.
Good. I'll probably still laugh the 100th time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Maybe I'll put a kitten in there next time... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I didn't realize it was a competition.
But yes, I WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Yes, butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh. Not brilliant, but I spent 40 mins on it so might as well post the damn thing.


Click for bigger (99 kb)
(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)
# He totally swam the fuck out of The Channel, that time.
But you're essentially correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Overthinking


More overthinking at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
This is great.
I eat less in a week than most people eat in one meal.
But I do so little physical activity that I've still got a gut.
(note to self: revise personal ad)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# hehe - true, true
He even grows a big moustache in the 2nd frame :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)
# trying out different poses is for losers
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Is the blonde girl trying to do a Status Quo impression?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I'd keep the status quo with her
and by that I mean remain outside my court ordered restraining order distance from all blonds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# the guy behind the guy with the green jumper
is watching o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# you dont believe
how much that made me laugh
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Are you sure the squat bastard just isn't able to move due to gravity.
/give the bint on the right one.
(waxdart hello., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# what, a squat bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I think the red arrow is pinning him to the spot
also he looks like the actor who is playing Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Weekend at Bernie's?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# The four geeks at the front have pale trouserthighs.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# They are all members of
the school frottage team.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# You can't stand there!
It's a privat parkplatz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Pretty sure the 2nd from the right is a bit of a wally too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Hello attractive ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)
# 23 guys 2 girls
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)
# That's gonna be one full cup.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)
# anyone spotted the cosplayers ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:04, archived)
# why is this a whole megabyte?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# i guess because
i thought it looked really nasty if i dont use 256 colours. also every time i shrunk it down i would feel like i was losing too many details. i know 1mb is quite big and i should apologize. i guess i was just a cunt about it and didn't even look at the file size.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Light can't even escape this.
This image has been officially classed as an extinction-level event.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# what a waste of my time- WHY?


Click for bigger (189 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# eh?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:07, archived)
# and then you go and delete the thread
so now I have to post a pic to whine about a thread being deleted

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I thought it was just trolling and said something about kittens in return
Perhaps it is the truth and there is no irony or sarcasm on the www =(

*goes to do a Girl, Interrupted*

(Well, technically male.)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I thought it was a beautiful poem
and not at all the work of a bored twat who wanted attention.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Dood,
I was given a new USB drive for my birthday.
So perhaps you were right, phase two starts here! (ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yay!
And happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Ta again.
Oddly, this USB stick is waterproof. But it would've seemed churlish to ask why.
I haven't suffered from incontinence for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I really hope I'm not dressed in sexy clothing if I ever turn up at A&E with a nasty eye injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Not entirely sure you'd suit that top, actually
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Says the man who routinely wears eye-melting migraineshirts to otherwise entirely sober social functions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# *flounces off in tears*
Just acquired another GEM today, as it happens... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Just how migraine?
www.dirtdirt.com/headacher/index.asp?current=01
?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# He's referring to some exquisite examples of the shirtmakers craft.
He's a philistine, I tell you - A PHILISTINE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# That's pretty darn migraine.
Put 'em in touch with Grunty's tailor. That'll sort the men from the boys.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# *ahem* I challenge you not to like this:
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Simon+Carter+Long+sleeved+chrysanthemum+floral+print+shirt/144352026,default,pd.html?cgid=204
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Wow.
I defy anyone to look at that still image and not see it vibrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I always try to go to a&e in sexy clothing
like the time I went in after the rocky horror show in a corset and a 7 inch gash down my arm from falling in high heels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
I hope this is true. If so, tell it, do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# sadly it is
seriously how do women wear them I almost died
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# *utterly refuses to do the 7 inch gash joke*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# That's a pity,
given your worldwide reputation as an authority on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oi, steady!
/longest dry spell ever blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I regard my copy of "The Chaotic Rumpy-Pumpy Diaries of J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, vol 1: Shag After Shag After Shag"
as something of a Bible.
Scorch marks on the carpet, tea up the walls, tears in the ashtrays, all sorts of wotnot.
I'm just hoping you can slow it down enough to finish writing vol 2 before going the way of the Marquis de Sade.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha...
If only, mon brave, if only...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# You're an inspiration to us all, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)
# I always miss the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I just realized what the tit-tat says
I thought it was "DELL ?"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:02, archived)
# b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Could it be that I hold in my hand a nugget of purest magenta?
Well it's more of a splat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Blimey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# It's how cottage cheese is made
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# There's smeg in them thar hills!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Bed panning for gold?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# You have found some smegma.
Inspect smegma? Turn to page 94
Pick up smegma? Turn to page 347
Fight smegma? Turn to page 117
Continue along corridor? Turn to page 8
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# what about taste smegma?
or flick smegma at your gran?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# NOT IN THIS BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# WHY
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:27, archived)
# TURN TO PAGE 78
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Page 78
You find some poop.
To poop back and forth forever Turn to page 404
To go WTF? Turn back to page 001
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Aww,
page 404, not found!
))<>((
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I really want to know what happens on page 403 but it's FORBIDDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# 117
plz
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Internet board
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
1) Climb Mt Knob
2) Find Smegma
3) ????
4) PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Reminds me of the 1982 Lichfield Smeg Rush.
"There's smeg in them thar bell-ends, boys!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)
# had to get this one out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# You're going to need a bigger pan...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# pfff
i may watch jaws when i get home.
speaking of which, it's time to start getting ready for my drunkening!
later, bitches, i'm outta here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Jew can't be serious.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# THE POPE!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Whatever floats your Pope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# They'll count that as another 'no' vote...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# he's spoiled his ballot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
#
p
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# arf!
missed a trick there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha
*click* this to win.

metal polling station
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# And that's how Bod became Andy Cap....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (81 kb)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Oh man oh man these are just pure brill!
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hallo AV!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Is he in favour of Prop-horse-ional Representation?
*gets coat*
(Banjo Legs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# haha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Choice choice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# One man, one vet
(blaming Pratchett again)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)
# idea better than execution


does anybody know if there's any way to delete images from b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hello is it is wildebeest you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# is it meat you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# No thanks I've just eaten
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i'm waiting for my octopus and hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Calimari? or did she go on her own accord?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# she doesn't even have a honda
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# i can't even drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# everyone can drive
it's just with different levels of competence
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# this amuses me far more than it probably should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# have you uploaded some gay porn by mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# no, some of that 'orrible man/woman stuff
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# :D
Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
hahaha this is far funnier than it should be

I just sent a message to them asking for my b3tard account to be deleted and just made a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Super!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# wonder what he'd think... btw my caricatures pen and ink, quite...


Click for bigger (427 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# bloody hell!
reminded me of this old fighting fantasy gem: images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080319135751/fightingfantasy/images/thumb/d/d7/Night_Stalker.jpg/180px-Night_Stalker.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# pen and ink?
so why does it look like a photo that's been liquified and then had the noise level cranked up?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# ^^this^^
EDIT: and when you've posted stuff like this in the past www.b3ta.com/board/10386692

Doubleedit: now I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# *ahem*
rhyming slang, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# no idea, I don't live within ear shot of big ben or whatever so had not heard that phrase before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Something pen and inks.
EDIT: Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It's a cunning diguise of his skills
all the best artists pretend to be filtards
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Ahem.
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# You can hold your head up proud in the company of the great artists :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# As my sister-in-law is wont to say
"If you can't do hands and ears, you can't call yourself an artist."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# feet are a fucking nightmare to do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Depends what you're 'doing' to them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Putting them in blenders doesn't count, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I like to be poster edges in my spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
# exactly this, now that you mention it^^
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Pen and ink, stink. and yes, you know your basic photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Be fair..
Whipping up a gang mentality towards the old filter users isn't going to attract new users.
That'd be like slagging off people who do puns each and every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Indeed.
We want the cream to rise to the toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Don't milk it
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# We'd butter stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Dairy me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Stop churning up these old jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# They are whey too corny.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
#
Curd do better...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# back down there, no one whipped up any gang
I just questioned what he meant by pen and ink (as I'm unfamiliar with such rhyming slang)
Christ, you can't ask a simple fucking question on here can you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I curse your 'pen and ink'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# that thing is giving me the fucking skeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
skeeves horn
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# curiously not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Don't look behind you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# why?
nothing but the bookshelves back there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Don't look on any page #666.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# the only books i have with a page 666
are It and Gone With The Wind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Bloody Hell.
That's a bit on the 'superb' side!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You've drawn straws
and won!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Cor King!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] No to AV


A little bit rushed, but you get the idea
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] So was mine
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# space hopper!
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I got the impression the alt compo was Hitler lookalikes?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Did an angry little man with a moustache tell you that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Nein!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Hitler once entered a Hitler lookalike competition and came third.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# YAY! I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ahaha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Das ist sehr geil
I don't know the literail translation for giel but they say it a lot in those German naked films
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I believe it translates as
"Centrefold"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Mr Hoppeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mr Hopppeeee!!!!
...tune
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# is the alt compo worse than the regular compo?
it usually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# i've got an idea for an alt compo
- post something funny
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ooh third one!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah
Makes me wish I'd looked the the other entries first
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# YES to old technology
NO to black plastic shitty things that break after a few month's use.

I'm not quite sure I've got the hang of this compo yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# or coathangers...
www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/03/audiophile_deathmatch_monster_cables_vs_a_coat_hanger-2/
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Strange, little, xenophobic wooden toff...


Click for bigger (312 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# this image will haunt me forever
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I can sort of understand that people with limited English skills can make things a little unnerving for people
www.vimeo.com/10962133

;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That is staggeringly scary.
And most woo-some, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# strange xenophibic wooden toff?
i'm sorry, you'll have to be more specific
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It is quite generic describes most Daily Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# daily mail?
what is this strangeness of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# He means the Daily Hatemail
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Who's he?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Sincere apologies ma'am.
That's the trouble with these danged internets; you can't always tell whether you're talking to a lady or a 50 year old nicotine-stained sex pervert in a vest. Not that the two are mutually exclusive of course...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Log onto the dailymail website
for all your news on which c list celeb has bought a new pair or shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i'd rather gouge my eyes out with spoons
fortunately, i'll settle for getting utterly munted tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# And whether they have teh Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# it might be the colours, I'm not sure, but it reminds me of some of the Python/Gilliam animation...
only this is a little more unsettling :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# it's the nose
and the slightly sad eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# |I think you might be onto something, there!
Interesting how the brain can make connections to something else just by the little details
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# it reminds me of the old man in the flasher mac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Excellent, this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
as opposed to the fat, one eyed, financially incompetent bully he replaced?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Has anyone else seen this advert?


Click for bigger (255 kb)
(i_satan, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# No, but I once saw a shark eat an octopus.
I feel a twinge of RIS coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# why am I looking at your homosexual targeted advert
you know they collate data on you then send you the advert that is designed to get your specific attention... you dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
I got the Danger Mouse DVD too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# "But, but you're a myth!"
"I thir, am not a myth. I am not ethen a mythter, I am a Count!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Nice
to see that Boris is branching out, he's certainly not been doing much fucking mayoring.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# No. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Yes. You put a fucking picture of it right in my line of vision.
Do you have any pictures of your dog perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It's far more complex than a straight YES/NO vote


Vote for sanity! VOTE FOR TURDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# *votes for fish on may the 3rd*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# "Vote for Pedro!"
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Help us choose the Question of the Week
We've picked the best of this week's ideas from the suggestions board - which one should be our Question of the Week?

- Betrayal: On getting fucked over, or the art of fucking over
- Lessons learned the hard way
- Costing other people their money
- "It's not how it looks" - if you want a week of accidental wanking stories
- Greed: What's the worst thing you've done for money? Who's the greediest bastard you know?

Mini poll bar
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The B3TA massive likes GREED

Vote closes at about 4.30pm
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# #VI - Best Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# oooh... not sure whether to vote for Betrayal: On getting fucked over, or Lessons learned the hard way
the "it's not how it looks" sounds like it will be a ton of reposts from the wanking-type QOTWs...

edit: Tactical voting: going with "Greed" to help it pull away from "it's not what it looks like"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# How do we vote for our second preference...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
# typical
maintaining the status quo.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# since when was B3ta a democracy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# "Image challenge 'suggested' by Rob"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# One man one vote!
but the one man is a well known internet cunt (LOL!)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# can i have
6: Oh man, is QOTW still going?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# In my eyesThe Law of Greed is
having 3 biscuits when there's only 5 left in the packet.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# i voted #3
cos it had the least votes and i felt sorry for it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I voted "Betrayal"
because I knew this was coming and just posted it a few minutes ago to get it on the voting form
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Ahh, what base creatures we are here.
Betrayal and Greed the front-runners...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# How's about: "Why don't you go outside and meet some girls? Stop lying, why do you lie?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# ...asks man
who has posted 77,107 messages on the Talk Board.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ..and not ONE of them has been about me taking massive drugs and my secret covert army movements with the rest of my TA buddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# they might have been worth reading if you had
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I'm officially one of b3ta's Kings.
Let's keep calm before everybody explodes with internet rage.

I'm very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I'll take your
word for it
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# That's the smartest move any b3tan can make.
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I've always envisioned you as /talk's version of Godzilla.
Emerging on to /board from time to time, causing carnage (possibly some radioactivity) and then returning back to /talk, while people slowly pick themselves up and begin to straighten out the wreckage.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Pretty much.
But if we can imagine the lads who were firing at Godzilla had acne and sweat when stood near females. We'd be pretty much spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Odd
I've always thought he was an attention-seeking juvenile who seems to point a finger and laugh at people on the board (who post even less than he does) telling them to get a life.

A mild irritant whom I thought I'd ignored.

*rectifies situation*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Rule number one of putting somebody on block.
Throw a public tantrum, and tell the user you are about to put him on block.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Tantrum?
Don't flatter yourself. Now shoo - back to wherever you came from.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# just a guess here...
but is Flowerpot a bird?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# By your own logic
aren't you White Knighting JMG here?

Do you want to sex JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Hold your horses, here's the White Knight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)
# HAVE AT THEE, KNAVE!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I ROLL MY DICE IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I AM BRAVELY TURNING TO PAGE 365
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# racism lives
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# This is the Roland Emmerich 'Godzilla', yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)

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