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(dredgeups, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

bollocks

you become an adult when you look at your beer money and think "how much of this do i need to keep for food, gas and lecky?"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

Lecky?

I had to look that up on urban dictionary. It's hard being American on here sometimes, but on the plus side, I get to use word that confuse my friends now.

(dredgeups, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

i thought it was purely northern

until i heard a bloke from bethnal green(london) say it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)

Shirley it's a liddypool werd, like.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

apparently not

and, as i've said before, i'm not technically a scouser. i live half a mile outside the city limits.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

Oooh defensive, people will be able to accept your scallyness here...

...in time.
{;-)
*runs*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

pfff

it's not scallyness that bothers me, it's the fact that any time a scouser is shown on t.v, they seem to go out of their way to find the person with the worst and chavviest accent, which just reaffirms the rest of the country's view of us

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

That's the media for you, boringly reasonable people don't stand out.

It is like interviewing the nutter on the bus/trainee thugs as representative people.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)

true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

Kharm Down, Kharm Down, like!

Dey do do dat dare don't day!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)

case in point

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

Quite so

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)

We in Sheffield get called "Dee-Da's"

"Nar den dee, what da doing?" - translates as "Now then you, what are you up to?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:36, archived)

it's bizarre

and now, as i'mquite pissed and food seems like a good idea, i'm off.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

G'night

more beer for me.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)

Woolyback!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)

my mate from toxteth calls me that

he thinks it pisses me off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:38, archived)

Bethnal Green?????

*offers anti-dickhead spray*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)

don't worry

i didn't ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

*giggles*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

May I add the Northen word "Nowt" to your lexicon

to mean: "nothing"

as in: "Nowt like a good pint of Beer, and this is nowt like one!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

Nesh

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

scottish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

Sheffieldish: it means you're not able to tolerate even mildly cold weather

"Oh god you're so nesh, it's only -30 outdoors!" ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:27, archived)

I've never been sure

whether it includes warm weather, too. I'm nesh, not too keen on being too warm either.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)

It's always been cold weather as far as I know.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)

i always thought it was scottish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)

Nah! that's Loch Nesh ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)

Yay nice to see some pure Sheffieldish

I told my husband he was Nesh and he was completely confused as he comes from Plymouth so I had to let him out of his misery.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)

ah, yes

that appears to be more north-eastern than north-western

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)

My dad the vampire.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)

*finger guns*

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)

He's reading Poe.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

.. and nothing more.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)

quoth the raven....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

Nevermore

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)

those packets don't contain ketchup.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

Pie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)

Aaaaaaah

(Testicles just for you, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

Oh fuck.

Hahahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

sssssssssssssssssssst

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

owmyneck

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

my nose is stinging

because wine just came out of it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

Bogey-jolais?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

no, cassini. it's nasty alcoholic vinegar and falling over years ago carrying a bottle of it has left me with a 5-inch scar in my elbow and a small piece of glass in my arm, but it's £2.49 for a litre and a half.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

^ Pasanonic?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

crap face meme guy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

You'll have to narrow that down a bit further

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

i feel the need to hug you

until all your anger is gone

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

what anger?

just because you think I'm angry doesn't mean that I am.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

i know

but i still have an overwhelming urge to hug you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)

*videos*

*profits*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)

it may be hot, but i'm still wearing clothes

just not many

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)

I'm easily pleased.

Just ask the hookers round here...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)

pffff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)

fair enough :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

i'm a bit piissed, i love everybody

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)

Synonym?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

it's funny how I'm a prick for doing this face meme

but if it was anyone else it's the funniest thing ever!! ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)

I love them,

It makes it more of a meme everytime you post them!

(Testicles just for you, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)

Backslider!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)

Ha-ha!

It's a yes from me.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

He can be in the b3ta Wank-A-Thon!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

pffh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

He dodges bullets man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)

WITH A FUNNY FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)

You touched it! I saw ya!

Unofficial Meme Toucher!..... :D .... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)

'SEAMS' Ok to me!

LOL! ;) :D

(Testicles just for you, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)

it must be the trek uniforms

but this is giving me some minor horn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)

Set course for Sponge Base..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)

hahahahaha!

fuck, i wish my video was working, i've got the star trek movie box set

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)

video?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 0:56, archived)

Hahahahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

Ahahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

beautiful

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)

Oh, bloody hell...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

treksters

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)

:D...what a shocking development!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)

Love it :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)

Aaaah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)

I met a giraffe today. We had a nice chat.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)

He goes on a bit doesn't he?"

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

hahahaha

he's talking gibberish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

He's talking down to you

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

i call shenanigans

everyone knows giraffes are uppity cunts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

Don't go for a coffee with.....

It always makes me pay the bill.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

"Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on."

I think he might've been giving you the come-on.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

i like him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)

Yay.... lully..... I decided to enter this in case you aren't interested in the royal wedding, a little like at Christmas when you can watch The great escape instead of the Queens speech if you;re not interested in that,.vote with your remotes..!!!.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

ooooh

that is lovely too

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)

Ta..... I liked your Whitby pictures BTW....

One of my favorite areas.... too long since i;v been though.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)

thanks, it's a top place

first time i'd been for years and years, won't leave it so long next time

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

That's marvellous!!!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

Thankyou....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

abstract :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)

Alaska....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

I like this.

Although the wheel on the front one is odd.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)

She was a friend of Chorltons....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

i fucking loved that show

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

real arts?

you're spoiling us!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)

I prefer your fish things you do :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

arf!

no fish tonight, i'm half pissed and just typing is taking all my concentration!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

Do an invisable one...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

not tonight

i've got about half an hour until my posts make no sense whatsoever

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

yay..... shouts "GO SMASHY GO SMASHY GO FOR IT".... :-)

Speaking of which... I'm off for a shower so I can start on my own nightly suplies....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)

had a shower at 8

don't take booze into the shower, it just complicates things.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)

Take two bottles into the shower? ...!!

Nighty night.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)

gay men take one bottle

rinse and mince.
nighty night to you, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)

I like that a lot!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

Ta very much.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

Very atmospheric! I like it!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)

Thanking you.... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)

Nicely done.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)

Thankyou... it's for the wedding...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

HA HA! good one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

Haha.... wondering should I change the pic to my Will and Kate thats comming last...!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

Clicked as I couldn't give a feck for the wedding

Happy Friday off!

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Q4nobody, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

yay!

he's lovely

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

Oh Yes...!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

bawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoombawoom

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)

oddly reminiscent of the last time we spoke...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

*click* :D

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FIEND, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)

Good thing you didn't get a slobbering shower as well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

we got lots of slimy tongue sticking out

but managed to avoid the slobber :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)

That'll keep him quiet!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

pffft!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

I bet he can stand on his head now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

hahaha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

Hahahaha

A friend of mine once found his goat, head in bucket, wandering around in circles.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

Haha! I like every part of this story :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)

haha :)

clicky

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)

ace!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)

"Close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone"

Superb!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her..."

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

And finally....

I'm getting Trevor McDonald vibes.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)

is he beatboxing?

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FIEND, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)

He's chewing on grain.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)

Yay.... if he is he'a all the win.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)

hahahaa!

goes well with this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZJj2TnsJA

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

also definitely some safari in summer good yes

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

yes!

but not on a public holiday, it was way too busy today although the sunshine did get the lemurs outside.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:03, archived)

lemurs are ace

and they remind me that i missed fierce creatures last night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)

too right

i'm off for three months this summer, i frown upon such things :)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:22, archived)

Hypnotic

(dredgeups, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)

Wonderful!!

hugs

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:53, archived)

Ha ha!

I'm amazed how pefectly normal a giraffe looks in glasses.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:30, archived)

mugabe

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

I have just had a really shitty message off a really shitty guy on a really quite insignificant website

I once tried to arrange to meet this man but gave up as he was shit, I then got bored listening to his shit and blocked him, he now keeps sending me messages under new different profile names saying why o why do I keep blocking him, and it has been threatening to get in the way of enjoying my nice long weekend with my nice long term partner, and I'm sure some of you have similar 'problems' with online shittery so I am going to show you what I sent back:

'You know what feller, we never met, and maybe we never will, I don't know you, this is not real life, this is just an internet site and two people typing into their keyboard creating insignificant digital chatter in the internet ether flickering on a screen of arranged photons for the others' delectation, just forget it, seriously, it really doesn't matter, close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone and go out someplace and get some air and sunshine, or share a bloody good movie with ya loved one, enjoy a meal, forget about me or this site or even the internet and all this multi layered excuse for a social life sad bastards like you and me have replaced living and caring with and fuck off someplace real and do something real with someone you can actually fucking touch and remind ya'self, THIS IS ALL THAT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS!

Honestly, go do that, right now!'

I urge you all to do the same, do feel free to cut and paste that so you don't have to waste your time typing to shits, and fuck off and enjoy your weekend...

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..wil, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

RIS?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)

Person on internet is telling us that being on internet is not good

and we should all fuck off and be outside.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)

What is real?

I'm confused now.
edit:close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

*drags out push-bike for the second time today*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)

yeah, work those glutes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)

Is there not an easier way?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)

well, yes

but i'm tired right now and my pvc basque is at the cleaners

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)

*cancels Direct Debit*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

don't worry

i take cash

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

*tucks a wad of 20s into cleavage*

Buy yerself some nice, love...

Sorry Smash, it's been a bastard of a week, I shouldn't take it out on you, honey. *mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:35, archived)

don't worry

i've got a tan and i'm on my 3rd glass of cheap wine :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:37, archived)

Young Smash,

You are are scholar and a seer. The world should recognise these skills.
xxx

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)

i am a seer

unfortunately. my psychic "talents" got me thrown out of college, since when i have led a life of jubilant debauchery.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)

And, as a result, the world has been a better place.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

You got that right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

Ye Gods!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)

SPACE HOPPER!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

You are female, hetero and therefore can see it immediately.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

that's a relief

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)

She could crack walnuts with those buttocks.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)

is it weird that the first thing i spotted was the space hopper?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)

Not really, Spacehoppers are ace.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)

yes they are

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

Mezermer rizearize erring

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)

My blood...it stirs.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)

that's not your blood, it's your cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

...oh yeah... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)

Imagine how the spacehopper feels.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)

(I'd like to)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)

There'll be trouble

I found it on the internet...

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

nice shoes!

also, nessa?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

*flashbacks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

been there done that

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

I love how you tell someone to get offline, go and lighten up and get some air in the real world, then follow that by posting on another website about how serious an online chat got.

irony at its finest

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)

There's a lot of this going around at the moment

www.b3ta.com/talk/7172908

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)

A fine plan.

Good for you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)

I think you may have just fed the troll.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

I like the sound of this new scent....

Please explain where one may partake of this heavenly perfume?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

Birmingham.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)

Ah yes, that would be one of the many reasons

I left.
Other than the experience of the very first evening I arrived:
On asking two stalwart locals where I may acquire replenishment cigarettes, answer came there: "Oh, try the Paki shop just over there"
It was at that point I knew my days in the '2nd City' were numbered.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

Come off it.

There are dimwits who should know better everywhere.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

My dear chap,

You are, of course, right. My humble apologies.
It just wasn't the best reception to the land of my father(s).
I was being Islington sensitive.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

I really wish you'd found life tolerable here.

We'd probably be clinkin' an' drinkin' together right now, rather than typing on the internet.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

Bless you, you lovely man; 'twas not to be....

:'(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)

come to liverpool

we'll get pissed and i'll give you a good molesting ;D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)

The commute would be a total bitch, though

:(
although the molesting sounds like reet good fun....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)

heheheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)

close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone
close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phoneclose ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

i'm saying that in arnies voiuce like when he says

"who's your daddy, and what does he do"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)

close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)

see, it fits

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)

and in relation to your pic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4IBuXClWU

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

...terrists terrists terrists...

(that was 'awesome')

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)

having an argument on the internet with some troll?...wow I hope this never happens to me

fuck sake...NEXT!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)

haha,

you'd start an argument with your own shadow if you couldn't find someone to call a cunt.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

you want to see my mirrors...smashed tae fuck they are.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

They deserved it, the lying cunts.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

grumpy cunt

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

grumpy opinionated cunt if you don't mind

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

and that's why we love you, you tart

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

Damn troll mirrors.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

'lo Prod!
x

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)

'lo pot :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)

"You talking to me?"

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

Pfft!

You're nearly in a position to tutor on this subject!
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

*day 1: saying something and it getting took the wrong way

*day 2: dealing with group cluster fuck attacks
*day 3: trolls..baiting, catching and ignoring
*day 4: yer maw

*buckfast mandatory

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Bless you, Prodge.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)

when you become a Zen cunt Master like me you will be able to deal with all this in 1 day

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)

*DHLs a case of the finest wines known to mankind*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)

*giggle*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

Hahaha..... I'd never enjoy reading that thread..... if a thing like that ever happened....;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

'You know what feller, we never met, and maybe we never will, I don't know you, this is not real life, this is just an internet site and two people typing into their keyboard creating insignificant digital chatter in the internet ether flickering on a screen of arranged photons for the others' delectation, just forget it, seriously, it really doesn't matter, close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone and go out someplace and get some air and sunshine, or share a bloody good movie with ya loved one, enjoy a meal, forget about me or this site or even the internet and all this multi layered excuse for a social life sad bastards like you and me have replaced living and caring with and fuck off someplace real and do something real with someone you can actually fucking touch and remind ya'self, THIS IS ALL THAT REALLY FUCKING MATTERS!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)

ADD FATTIES + COMPO IT

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

Ignore him and enjoy the weekend...... don't feed the troll :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)

PHUK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)

he's a weirdo

if you get wound up, he wins. just do what i do, get pissed and come here when there's nothing good on telly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)

He's winning if you react like this, WiL.

Unless he's trying to kill you, shrug it off. It's the surest way to piss him off.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Hahahahaha

This too is fabulous

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

Blue Steel!

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)

hold on, still adjusting.....

there you go

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)

Superb! Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

*looks at camera*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)

Who he?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

Chesney Hawkes

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)

Have you never seen Zoolander?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)

Oooh him!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)

love the nose..spot on

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

it really is quite unusual :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Hansel!!!!!

He's so hot right now...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)

Gareth never looked so good

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)

My, what a lovely dog!

Awesome as always Mr Toast

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

This is fabulous

I love the "dog" touch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

Is this a football thing?

(default comment when i see something everyone else but me 'gets')

Who are these people?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)

if you haven't seen Zoolander you need to seriously sort out your dvd collection

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

Please say you're kidding...

A fucking Ben Stiller film?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)

he's made a couple of good ones, Grunty

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)

I have a real problem with him....

However, I'm willing to give (it) him a go.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

seriously, I didn't believe it when I saw it

do it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

OK - off to

~~torrent~~ legitimately download now!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)

it's not that bad...well it's not as bad as his other films :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)

Zoolander was far better than it should have been!

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)

From the Wizard of Oz.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)

i miss mugatu

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)

I gaz'd him the link just in case he was passing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

Awesomeness as usual

Did you ever do a toast-a-gram of The Flash? Just been listening to the old Tom Vs The Flash and JLA stuff and am presently a big Barry Allen fan.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

sweeeeet

I had a nosey on the site and must have overlooked this one~!
Thanks for looking for it!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)

yay.... these are great...... is the top really a Cornish folk singer in diguise?....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)

hahah, that's a er, yeah, right :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:02, archived)

haaaaa

accidental double heading :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:20, archived)

Pffft!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 1:25, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Gosh, I must have clicked four images in one thread!

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)

Obey my dog!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)

Out Of Tune

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Foot-tapping stuff!

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

Foot Notes

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

hello sexy

This is an automated response please direct all your enquiries to the complaints department.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

by the way

It's Ryan Giggs and that's all I'm prepared to say on the matter.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)

long time fella

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arrangedletters, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

He is amongst us!

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)

Dear Complaints Department

This will not do.
*shakes fist*
Down with this sort of thing.
etc

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

fnnghh fnnghh fnngghhh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

F #

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

FHASH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

FHASH DANCE

mp3bear.com/?q=fhash+dance

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

ITS THE FHASHION

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

OUT OF FHASHION

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

AND INTO PHUK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

SET STUNNERZ TO PHAZE

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)

PHUK!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

The Greatest Rock Flan

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)

Rule 1) Hold the note and make a face.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)

Rule 2) Hold the face and make a note.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Rule 3) close ya laptop, turn off the computer, put down ya phone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

Rule 4) Honestly, go do that, right now!'

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)

Rule 5) That...and send a big box of shit to a troll.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)

I hear legears are the way forward

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

Leaps and Boundaries

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

GIMME THREE FEETS OF MCGILLERCUDDYS RED RYE, HOLD DA HAMS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

FEATS O FEETS HEADED TOWADS DA DOWA

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

DEY DONT MAKE DEM FEETS LIKE DAY USEDTA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

TOE JAMMIN

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

Friday party!

_{cfb (oobies)}

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

Curb Service With A Smile

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Curbs!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)

Way to go keeping those errant cabs at bay!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

Restless Leg Syndrome

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

Curbing at it's finest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)

Loose, footloose kick off your Sundae shoes *SINGS*....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)

ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)

Hahaha! What on earth?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)

Soul?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)

Rubber !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)

Rabbit-Eared Jefferson and The Twenty Toes.

Killer band, man.
Killer.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

A band you can count on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)

Playing them licks ain't no mean feet.....!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Everbody put yer legs in the air and clap yer feets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

Ha!

Longer!!! ;)

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Rico, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:47, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)

lick a lesbian lemur nolte

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

Bully Varder

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

Nick Nemurs durn de femurs

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

haha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)

I am reminded of this Garfield strip that made me laugh so much when I first saw it, I thought I was losing my mind:

www.b3ta.com/board/9288740

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)

^ this

*falls off chair laughing (again)*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:46, archived)

made my day

(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)

Cathead

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Garfield scratched out Jon's eyes, the end

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

Superb :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)

quick n shite, although it does explain the smooth animation

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)

No wonder it's so moving !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

you are awesome, he is awesome, you are all awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)

This

www.b3ta.com/board/10397174

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)

Stop being an utter tool.

I know it's difficult, but show some fucking effort.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)

chubby hat mit mexican beardgazm

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)

i need credits for my discunt

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)

no credits?

bow and worship the ceo for 1 free phucklips flablet

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)

I like da noo glasses free flablet app mit built-in motion recognition.

I flap, I gets discunt.

Danke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

you gave me an idea for a new phucklips product

it will be based around nightvision gogggles or glasses or some shit, needs a speshul power though, aside from seeing in the dark

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

my noo flablet could do with an app based on infra red fuk-quotient based on chode heat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

chode cancer induced by flablet radiation

chode gone

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

I tried installing the un-cansa flablet noo app but ma credits needed discunt upload

now i has cansa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

cansa is good for you

eat it up jimmy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

Big Boo Bees!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)

you are awesome, she is awesome, you are all awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

I don't think you're sincere.

(even though it's true)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

I am about you

I like your work

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

Awesome!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)

sweet monarch tits

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)

English tan fail.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

ok, totally crushing on the kween right now

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

Mine's an Arf!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

You cummin dahn da Pope's Cunt for a swifty?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

The Pope's Cunt used to be a little shack.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)

it's expanded

they have live jazz now

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)

wobble fukoupon

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)

POPE

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:06, archived)

Royal paste and beer.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

As a member of the EU I think I'm entitled to a go of Kate Middleton's slack anus.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)

Line forms at 7:00pm.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)

Anal Bukkake - Friday 29 April

only on Sky 3D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)

Friday is spluffs day

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)

Some would say they are filled with awe.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

They're filled with something alright.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

NSFW Version_{_{Full hardcore action!

BASH BASH BASH Come to Cptn's and Ameobaboy's THINGS THAT FLY BASH}}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)

OMG...she has nipples!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)

So do I ;)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)

hahahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)

sweet cunt

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

i'd totally fuck middleton

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

Wife's A Beach !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Make fatties useful

We need some way to easily identify them, then send them to 'fat' camps.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

Oddly enough,

The word you want is "Dick" - fett means oil/grease/fat, as opposed to overweight.

/pendant pedant

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)

Yeah

I thought about that. I wanted something that looked more like fat, in the manner of the original. If I'd put Dick on it I would have then had to shop it onto Michael Moore.
(Edit Ninja was here)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)

Fair point.

"What happened to the base?"
"It was destroyed by a giant socialist weasel."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

You can also say fett

Du bist fett. Du fette Sau.

/pendant pedant pedant

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

Am I doing it right?

Du bist fett. Die Michael Moore.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)

Die Michael Moore?

Die as in drop dead or die as in the German article?

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Richard Shitheels, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

It's German.

It means "The Michael Moore, the".

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.Yeti., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

AWESOME

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

Fuck off, you child.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 19:58, archived)

Bulbous Fett mit Puke Skywanker

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

fecking awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

brasso fuckface

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)

Darth Tung

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

Giz a kiss!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)

AWESOME

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)

HAVE SOME AWE

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

he looks so pleased with himself

then again if my cat drew a perfect cdc on a piece of card i'd probably be quite impressed myself

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)

hahahaha

that's very believable

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

i'm going to have nightmares now :(

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

yay.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)

And on that note, I am off to bed.

It is 01.21 and I expect my kids will wake me in less than six hours.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

I'm very glad I don't have kids

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)

Hahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:04, archived)

Tucans 1 chunder

Both disturbing and chuckle-inducing =)

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10399139

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click* :D:D:D

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Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

pfffft

I wonder how Prince Phillip is going to get rid of her

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)

This might help

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)

That sandwich was cold!

Also

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

(jansenmann woo hoo, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)

hah ha!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

madge

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

Ha ha!

Silly Prince has got em round way wrong! :)

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Rico, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)

Years of inbreeding

They are correct, his head faces the wrong way.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)

i best wheel this out

www.dailymotion.com/Dekionplexis#videoId=x6gwm8

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)

WINNER!

Man, this place is so weird!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)

yes, it is wired

for sound!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)

AWESOME

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)

Mudvayne and sunshine

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)

AWESOME

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

"FRESH MEAT FOR THE PRINCE"

Would be the name for my death metal band... if I had one.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

Queen's Cunt EP now on Spotify

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)

AWESOME

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)

YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)

I'LL FOCKIN RAPE YA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

MUM, I DON'T WANNA GO TE WEEEEEEECKKHHH TODAY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

GET IT RAPED

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

rape half price at tesco

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

Major Discunt mit scannable FUKARD

20% off FUK, no ju

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

in the year 2012 supermarkets on earth adopted the DISCUNT and FUKOUPAN pay system

the following year the earth died

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

s'ok i got this chip in my gooch, i scans it and i gets major discunt on fuk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

JOY

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WormuIus, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

I do not believe I have seen this on a tea towel

get it made and sell it through every Poundland to be found.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)

I'd like the queen's cunt on a teapot and it turns from green to red to let you know that ya brew is ready.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

i hate that cunts face

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

everyone is awesome

awesome, really awesome

awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)

the arm rest of my chair just broke

i blame william

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

As an attorney I advise you to rape the queen as succulent sustenance.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

i'd rape her ass until it bled a lot

then philips

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

don't forget the corgis, dogs need rape too

selfish much?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

i'd fuck their mouths also

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)

fucking awesome

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

it's ok, Prince William will abuse his anus amidst a turbofirefuckgazm

It's super effective!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

A W E S O M E

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

now ya on the trolley

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)

HEY!

That's my hands and body! I even spent 10 minutes drawing on my own knuckles for this! Walked to the local shop to buy milk afterwards, forgetting I'd done it and got some strange looks. Nicely reused Herman

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Q4nobody, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)

yay for garflid!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)

I don't seem to have any Garfield :(

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)

These never fail to amuse.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)

I shall attempt to find time to get back to them. This one's one of my favourites.

So is this one:

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

The Dervish

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An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)

THE LIES

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)

Ah the good old occult powers, what would this world do without it

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:27, archived)

Ha ha!

Haven't seen these in a while. There's half-a-Zalgo thread down that way as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)

Just saw it :)

This is a good day for B3ta.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

It is rather.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

Frame 3...Charlie changes... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)

Blood filling his eye. The horned old one is a harsh master

a very harsh master and you don't know it you don't know it until you feel the blood pressing against your eye from the inside and a gout pours from your mouth from your lungs and you choke and you feel something crawling in there it's pressing against your ribcage and your lung tears open and all you can do to ease the pain is burn and BURN AND BURN

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)

Comic strips!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)

"Predictable" is a word far longer

than that usually found in The Mirror.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

Hahahaha

That Garfield. Such a card, eh?

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

Stripey orange cunt...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

you've just given me an idea for a new pubic-hair styling product

I SHALL MAKE MILLIONS

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

"Why have a pussy when you can have A TIGER!"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

I shall steal this for my advertising campaign

I'll persuade ladies to leave/dye black stripes in as well. I'll also market the "Cheetah", though that would probably have a particular demographic.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11, archived)

Indeed...

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

That's why this happened, I guess

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)

Given that that was a year or so back, Zalgo is now so two years ago. Or three years ago.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)

I'm detecting a temporal disturbance, Captain.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)

Frank ... oh Frank ... oh yeah ... I wish you were the Pope!!! Oh, oh yeah!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

This deserves more comments.

Although I have no idea what I'm supposed to say to this.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)

Just say something ... please

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)

NSFW?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

Milk me 'til i meow

First proper attempt to navigate photoshop; a bit rubbish, but thought i'd share it with you all anyway, as with being a PS noob it of course took about a year. Woo!

(Turtlecrumpets, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)

*fires up the BBQ* Hurrah! Purrloin steak for dinner!

Not a bad first attempt at all. There's been shit loads more worse than that :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)

looks ok to me

fwiw, there's loads of good tutorials to certain aspects of photoshop on ewe tube

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)

Cheers!

Right, off to mess about with fat people then. In a QOTW way, rather than just generally. Although, you never know i suppose.

(Turtlecrumpets, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)

either way, sounds like a chuckle

edit - sustituted giggle for chuckle, because it made me sound like a schoolgirl

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)

Answered before the question could be asked!

Nicely done.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

Can it be Meowed?

Nicely and don't wait a year next time ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

That is incredibly like my cowcat.

Yay!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

Haha.... lully....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)

This has been in my head for weeks

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

haha

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rogan, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)

Ha!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)

Pffft!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)

btw, anyone see the board stats, it reads like one of those fold down stories

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)

<a href="large version of picture><img src="small version of picture"></a> would do it

Edit: I also remember the days when 73 posts were nothing like enough to get you up there in lights, and when 294 wouldn't get you above place 5. Of course, the extra 800 posts were generally of interest to very few people.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

hmmm... yeah, that's what the faq says too. i'm forked if i can get it to work though

regarding the post count, was that before /talk was introduced?genuine question

i'm not too interested to see who's posted how much, i just like to read the out of context posts. it's often pretty funny

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)

meh! fuck it. i can't work it out

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)

Nah

Quite a bit after -- /talk was already on when I signed up. I'm a youngster round these parts. This was maybe a couple of years back and from memory the main culprits were ClanSoul or whatever he called himself at that point, Killerkitti who seems to have outgrown us, and probably Smash Monkey too. And Wobbly Bloke. Some things never change.

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boris the spider, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)

It is true, we used to post a fuckload and now the board is much slower.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)

Not really topical but just occurred to me. Hopefully not bindun.

Probably needs more scary older woman with personality disorder.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)

heh heh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

Ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

superb

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FIEND, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

Ha ha! Go on Jon!!

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Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)

With sincere apologies to teh wonderful mofaha

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Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)

Hahaha! Yeah, he's such a Blackpool lover ;)

Edit: Sciatica, eh? That's a pain in the arse.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)

Just a bit!!

It's been getting right on my nerves! :)

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Ninj, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

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