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[challenge entry] One bad-ass seal


(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# "usual helicopter bridge comment"
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# *usual reply to above comment*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# "usual expression of mirth"
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# *usual salutation to replier of previous comment*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# usual misunderstanding and resulting abusive comment
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# usual flounce
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# usual return several days later pretending nothing happened and hoping nobody noticed/everyone forgot
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
usual pointing and laughing
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# *Unusual off-tangent response that if obscure enough might end up a meme*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *belated response nobody will see*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# *usual response that you're all gay*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# *usual spelling pedant response*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *even later response that was aimed at Nibus that he'll never see*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *back from the toilet attempt to keep the thread going*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# *further response exhibiting interaction-craving tendencies*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *Mornington Crescent*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# *comes back to thread after a refreshing night's sleep*
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# *goes to link supplied via gaz*
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# usual related repost
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Maybe that's what downed the spec-ops helicopter during the Osama raid
They flew too close to a bridge and river. Om nyom nyom.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# FUCKING MANSION SHARKS!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Usual whoring this one out whenever shark meets bridge


Click for bigger (195 kb)



Usual lack of comment
VVV
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I shall break the chain

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I've just thought of an exceptionally scary image challenge entry
Anyone want to hear it? Warning : Not suitable for those of a nervous disposition.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# give it to us gently
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Well...
You know in "Hi-de-Hi!", Peggy the maid was constantly living in fear of her superior, Miss Cathcart?

What if Peggy IS Miss Cathcart... Either Peggy is a fragment of Miss Cathcart's subconscious, the weak, meek underling that Miss Cathcart once was, a personality that she overcame due to some incident in her past but which still lives on alongside her fearsome persona. The aspiring entertainer and subservient fool that dwells within, dreams crushed and replaced by a desire to inflict misery upon underlings.
Or perhaps Miss Cathcart is fictitious, an unseen bogiewoman, representing some figure from Peggy's past, a memory that can never be overcome and manifests as a constant fear.

What a twist!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# uh-h-h . . .
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Nurse!
He's out of bed again!

;-)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# LOL PHOTOSHOP SOME MENTALS LOL
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# "Warning: Not suitable for those of a nervous disposition"
sounds like a great image challenge!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# We could make a fortune by importing cheap Chinese knock-off "NSFW" tags
and selling them on as genuine here on b3ta!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# pffft to the factor of 10
I enjoy your mind - can I come visit?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hmmm
Maybe, but it's a bit cramped in here. Can barely swing a cantaloupe in my imagination.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ^ I'd vote for this
comp suggestion - scare the shit out of each other
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# /talk is merging with /board
Edit : I said that to scare the crap out of you all.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# a good suggestion is a good suggestion
no matter where it comes from
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# did someone cross the streams?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ehh
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I lik ehtis
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# thx
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Ouch! :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# MiLEMiON LEMON
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Not absolutely sure, but I think I found that lemon source pic on a site where I picked up a virus
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# LEMON-AIDS!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Oh very droll.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# easily controlled with Citrical Plus
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# jub
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaa
that's silly!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# dem lemmin's
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's a blast from the past! :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Where are my dirty knickers?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I'm a tad ris
but I'm wearing them if it helps.
edit: I know thats die hard. No idea what it has to do with skids
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I just always think of that...
...when he says 'Detonators' :)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# sir alan rickman?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hehehe
More Die Hard flummery:
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# This went on for years.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Department A was pretty lonely.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# ...Top Men!...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# loopy
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# :) perfect for .gif looping
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ...i shoulda...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# my so-so attempt at an illusion
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# is it a sailboat?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# silly
it's 2 candlesticks kissing
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# it's a schooner
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Schooner or later, it devolves to a pun thread
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# whats this all a bout
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# haha
that's really quite good
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# noons Griffy
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# yo Bobbles
how's it hanging?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# like this
"jhskdgkk osyfiglsigal lisdhflsdhf"
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I had a tailor like that once
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# yeh - best put on some pance
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# what? he's only half black?
*rings Donald Trump*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# *rings Candy Staten*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# why, have you got the love?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
RACIST
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ha!
it can't be racist, because I haven't said which half
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# then I await your response
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# it's that half
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# then I take it back
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR EQUALITY!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# That
is really rather good.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# that's ace :)
fact.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# thanks to all of you ^
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Took me a couple of looks
but that works quite well
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Nice
If the pupil was pointing to the left, it might work better?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# your left, or my left?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# depends--
it would make the profile better, but would screw with the face-on view
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I tried this trick once:
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# the bard seems to refute that claim
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Cleverly done.
*click*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Very good
If only he had been looking to his right at the time.

*click*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# if eye may
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# yep--that works better
*clix*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# That's the one.
*click*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# that should cheer him up
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# oof!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Woo
Thanks for getting rid of that bloody woman!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] woo! :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# lmao
she had it coming
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# hahah that is really well done
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# nice shopping!
but just for for my pedantic sense of accuracy, this is what the house looks like:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/2007-06-04-Gothic_House.jpg/800px-2007-06-04-Gothic_House.jpg
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# YAY!
meet the beverly kill-billies!


(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] pea 4 compost

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# not unexpected!
i knew there was something off about big bird
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# old news... I just got back from hols and found out that bin laden was dead!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# jesus christ man how long was this holiday
Eddie stobart died a month and a bit ago
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# A month give or take!
I was off the radar big time - the only thing i missed was b3ta lol!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# well that explains that one then
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# The original "Steady" Eddie Stobart died ages ago
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# HAHA!!!!!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# pfft
and also lol
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# John Peel's gone too
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# As is King edward the confessor
seventh son of Æthelred, in ar harts
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# How can we, as a nation, ever forget?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] SMUGFACE
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# seams fair
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ...sorry
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# ^ This
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Oh deary me...
I think the spoken version ofthat joke "What does a Mexican put on his floor" was one of the 1st jokes I ever remember telling....
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# And so you should be.
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# haha
Mam - where's my snorkel jacket - it's 1974 again!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You.
Bloody Bastard.

but :-)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# took far too long and Patrick Stuart looks like Ian McKellen but I'm not spending any more time on it
*edit*
Make it sow thank you Michael Ellis
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# mmm Janeway!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Janeway?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# yes,
Look at the Jeffries tubes on this!
NSFW: www.celebrity-nude-fakes.com/blog/celebrities/kate-mulgrew-fakes/kate-mulgrew-fakes-1.jpg

edit: in fact - this has to be the best googling I have ever done! WARNING - NSFW STAR TREK (and porn) www.google.co.uk/search?q=star+trek+porn&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=542
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I think the first one could be fake
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# looking at that URL again, you may be right
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I could tell by the pixels around the nipples
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Is that Ian McKellen?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# yes it is
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# It looks like Patrick Stewart.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Oooooo *Shakes fist*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Very nice
Have one of my silly efforts...


(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
grrrr I fucking hate that women!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# contrary to popular belief John Lennon was male
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
LIES!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
Make it sow
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# damn it why didn't I think of that one
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
and *spang*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Cracking job!!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
Grand
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Prettaaaaaaaaay, Prettaaaaaaaaay, Prettaaaaaaaaay good
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Haha, lovely!
lovely!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I don't believe it!
/ac
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahah
sweet dreams are made of cheese
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# this took far too long
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*

:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# nice!
where can i get the source for this? i have an idea
edit - found it
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Quality
I'm going bowling tonight. You know; actual ten-pin bowling. I don't think my Wii skillz0rz will transfer to the real world.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# OMG THEY TOTALY DU!
Just stand in the middle of the lane, press right 5 times and spin the ball on the spot. Easy.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I don't think I'll get the same reaction
throwing the ball behind me, either.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# try it
and film it
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# bindun a few times
nice job though
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# He isn't wearing his wriststrap
He should be careful, he could have someone's eye out
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Guitar hero also complains about the strap
I am yet to find a way of strapping the guitar to my hand
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Duct/Duck tape or nailgun
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I'll try the duct tape as I am am not happy with the nail gun idea
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
One of those lazy buggers that plays Wii games sitting down, was he? No wonder he was shot.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# brilliant.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Have a hamfisted photoshopping attempt


(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Rind one!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# he's looking a little porky
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Haha! Fucking hell. Nice handiwork.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "won't be long love...........put kettle on"...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# TOO SOON!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# fantastic
my, thats a big shaft...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That's alreeet is that, be *clicking*

:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ
WIV DA ANGLEZ NOW :'(
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Is that lego rubble?

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Didja lahk that?
'Appen.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# bwahahahahhhahhahhahah
ha!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Muhahahahaha
DIIIIBNAAAHHHHHHH
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Presenting... the lully new head of the OBR
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I've never gone with that interpretation of the word
rather using it as a synonym for taint, or gooch.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Legacy of Cutsemheimer
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# fat lot of good that's going to do her
fast neutrons and gamma rays don't care if you're covering your ears or not. Hello future Cancer.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks that is one fugly kid?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# no
inbreeding huh?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Only a mother could love it
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Arr, bless
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Och!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Were all DOOMED!!!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# he's got more than a moose loose aboot this hoose
he's got a real SEAL in his.... damn, can't make 'compound' rhyme with SEAL.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil Dodd *edit * Hi Ninj! :)

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hai op!
How the devil are you? :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Good thanks
Just got back from ho-dilays!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Nice
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# what about evaporated milk! how come its still there when you open the tin!!!!!!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I've been watching my occasional table for ages and it's never anything other than a table.
Huh?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# och yes
superb
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# yer not getting ma goldddddddd!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Shoppage!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Jihads Army?
Nice work sir, great colour matching
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cheers Q!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:D:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely work, that man!
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Fancy dress parties were always easy!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# You shall not pass
(Go. You shall not collect £200).
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# oh, nice!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely Q!! *Click*

:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# what Ninj said
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# ^ what bilbobaileybarneybobs said
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ^ not in my name
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ^that
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# How about in Brian Trubshaw's name, then?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
He appears to have spluff on his staff.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# *splaff*
now to see if we can get it into the OED by this time next year...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I don't see how this effects the Office of Enrollment and Discipline
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# like your NotSoCherub on Flickr :-)
v.v.v. good
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# :) ty
it was fpd a while ago on here

b3ta.com/board/10355420
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# That is bloody good
and will be getting the click it deserves


Will he be back as Osama the white?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Osama the green
Seaweed, innit.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Osama the waterlogged
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# lully
is it aslan?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# aw, he looks quite cuddly
I'd play with his rabbits
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# he was so misunderstood :(
children in the neighbourhood no longer have a petting zoo
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha that's good!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# out, damn brain paroxysm....
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# *gnaps*
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# that was a phrase in the offical
Gnasher code book, available to all members of the Beano Fan Club...
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# did you have the badge?
i bet you did and for that, and that alone, i hate you*

*doesn't really hate you
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Actually I sent off my 32 pence or whatever it was then
and never saw nor heard of it again. Bitter? By Gods, Yes. Comic books in general obviously felt they owed me something as I later got a letter published in 2000AD along with a postal order for 'five earth pounds' from Tharg hisself so I guess that balanced the scales of comic justice.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# 30p postal order...and it was a hastle to get the wallet from them :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I remember getting my Gnasher badge.
Left the scouts not long after that.

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# i was never in dennis fan club
but i was in uncle piggs fan club for oink! comic, i still have it up in my loft, along with all my issues of oink! the only thing i'm missing is the flexi-disc record that cam along with the fisat issue.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha god I remember that :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# p.s.
furry Gnasher badge with moving eyes AND the bridgtly painted metal badge AND the secret code book. I got none of those things. And it was only geography that stopped me sending away for Sea Monkeys, X-Ray Specs and Charles Atlas guide to bodybuilding....
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# ^ THIS!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# it was...
DING - Dennis Is Never Good
DONG - Dennis Owns Naughty Gnasher

only joined for that gnasher badge :D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# my Gnasher badge fell apart in seconds
:(
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I wonder if that's still in my mum n dads loft somewhere!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I now propose
that 'Gnasher Badge' be entered into the Hall of Euphimisms. I'm still deciding what it should be a euphimism for but it's too good not to use.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# A hairy, bristly fanny?
alt: A hairy, bristly bumhole.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# A merit awarded to someone who has shagged a lady still sporting a 70's fashion 'down below'
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# complete with big, square teeth
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Crikey, a growler with teeth. Must look like the entrance to Wookey Hole
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
Wookey a Wookey's
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha I remember that!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# fairly sure
Gnop should be in there too....
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# possitive it wasn't thought
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Pfffft!
'nings rwh!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# ning 47
:-)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# You bastard.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all. Back from a b3ta break.


I never trusted that backpack!

London Bash 2011 (28th May)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Welcome back sir!!!
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Yes more mediore b3ta wank from me yays:P
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Oh tish tish
:)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# mediocre wank?
you are going to toss off mediocre? can i watch? please please please please
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Naaaa. Last time he didn't pay!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I don't mind chipping a quid into the pot if a few of us are watching/filming
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# As long as you leave a tip:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Rainbows Forever 9/2 11:20 Flamingo Park
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahha!
wb, rg!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Pffft
Wb ghosty!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# chapati flour
and peroxide, either you get your 72 virgins or you get a high fibre snack and fabulous streaks in your hair....
Ning Lt. Cmdr :-)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# That looks like a really pikey part of London.
Is is Earls Court?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# talking of which, we may be Londonning after all,
will you be attending sir?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'll be back from Hols,
so most probably, yes :)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hey Riverghost welcome back
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# bit slow, so.......
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# omfg nsfw
blurry bras and pants - what were you thinking?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# i haven't added any blur
stop fapping
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
Oh. too late
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# ^ This
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# we've all posted things we shouldn't and had people suggest we re-read the FAQ
get over it, let it lie, move on
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^ this, please
Surely it's difficult to argue with the statement that most bosses wouldn't be happy with their employees looking at photos of massive wabs while at work.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I read the FAQ once.
The butler did it!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# they all die at the end
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# dibs on the corpses!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Oh WB
How am I supposed to be able to get over my utter disgust at seeing some boobs on the internet if you keep bringing it up all the time?

You'd make a shit psychiatrist :(
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
Rattleheads lingerie emporium, est. 2011
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# He loves plucking those G-strings!

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# The word epic is overused nowadays, but I don't care.
This is EPIC!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
I had to hog the lego box from the kids for a few minutes.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# chock full of win.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hasn't he grown since I last saw him?
/patronising
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:54, archived)

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