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#
nearrr-er my god to theeeee

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I see a bridge
so this looks almost real
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# yea
without that, it's just another fake truck in the water
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Ninj
just reducing a pic to black and white DOES NOT CONSTITUTE PHOTOSHOPPING!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# O-O
:)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# DON'T SAY THE NAME
any second now comedy account will show up
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# *looks into mirror*
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Thats lovely.
Thank you
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Oh Joe, please say it ain't so!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It's Scarmanga's comedy account
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# NAAAAAH!
Also TJ: mate's photo. Too full of pussumoscity not to post.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha aww
why is it not allowed in ?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Coz he raped your gran with a pinecone!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Dirty bugger's pissed all over the floor.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Possibly why he's not allowed it.
That sign is a bit specific though. It basically says 'NO YOU' :P
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Surely he's already in...
...and now he's gonna get caught red-pawed cos he can't get OUT!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# If he was in the sign would be facing the other way.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# A drastic improvement there.
Well done Ninjy :P
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# haha, i'll drop this here then
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# UGH!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# The eyes have it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Top!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# once upon a time

not so long ago
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# stuffed with drugs
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# of the massive variety?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# A variety of massive drugs that makes your face swell up like a balloon.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# If I may be so bold to dust off an old chestnut.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# rofl
you cant believe how much i laughed about this. i want this to be front page, please
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Aw that's great
Bagpuss makes me really emotional. One hint of the words "He was just an old, saggy cloth cat, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams, but Emily loved him" and I start to tear up like an auntie at a wedding.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# *sniff*
goddammit
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Bagpuss had a quick ciggie, then settled down to sleep
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# hahah bloody lovely, FP THIS NOW.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# an excuse to repost my favourite picture

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# aw, that was a great thing
*sniff*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# worthy causes and inspirational sources
tend to bring out the best of us
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Gaaaaaah
I'm just going out for a fag. No, I'm fine. I've got something in my eye. I said I'm fine!

*sniff*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# and to address the balance
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# nuuuuuuuu
stop hurting my memories. also since the shop never sold anything imagine how it would be doing now in the times of a financial crisis
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Don't worry. Your childhood memories are safe now
you never watched the magic roundabout did you?



(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# what i LOVE IT! (theme starts to play on my mind)
i think the british version is the best. who wants to stick to the script anyways? so yeh i am a big fan of it. i was shocked when i saw the REMADE it in like 2006 or something- made a 3d movie and even a new 3d tv series which i have not seen yet. anyways i would love to BUY every episode of old magic roundabout on dvd but such a DVD doesn't seem to exist :C cant find a torrent or anything either.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i was expecting
a fleshlight related joke
also it must suck to be a kid nowadays
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# now thats some clever
marketing stunt. fighting for the freedom of jerking off.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# SPONG
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# *glees*
Bagmanatee!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# yay...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Luv yer duds
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It takes great talons to make something like this.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# and the courage of a rhinoceros
;)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Thou shalt not RAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Nice.
I'm so sorry for this. I really am.

probably
filename
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I feel shame.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Mimes in mirror are closer than they appear
have an oops moment
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I just lolled at this
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Oh, dear lord....
*guilty laughs*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# No...no...no...
...you put that laugh back where you found it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I've got it now
and I'm keeping it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# You still have to sit in the corner for 1 hour.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I can't.
I now have the unfortunate task of removing some fur from around a long haired German Shepherd's blurter. I really can't be doing with any more of these tagnut shenanigans.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# But is it well paid?
Or just a hobby?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# More of a chore really.
She's quite smart.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Well, if you've got a minute
is it ok if I pop round with my winnit encrusted blurter hairs for a quick "short back and sides"?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ooh yeah, me next
I've asked the missus but she won't countenance snipping away at the dreadlocks that form down there
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# TOP TIP.
Don't try burning them off. It could go horribly wrong.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Sure.
I'll have enough soon to stuff a pillow.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Darn.
:(
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha...I saw your giant goatse last night!...ha ha... truly frightening!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# It wasn't a goatse - you devil, you!
:)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Ha ha...sorry!.... XD
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# your filename
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Wampa!!

:D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Fresh as a walking carpet.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Is that the Donald Trump flick of hair on the top?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Lord Of The Kings: The Two Trump Towers.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Nice comb over, fuzzy!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Blame the stylist...not the model.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hair today . . . gone to Maui !
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Rug!...You fools!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Mmmm, smell good I do...

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Yo da man!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Just one more pic, ma'am
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# gandalfs staff reminded me of this real life ent
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# X__X
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Treebeard has let himself go...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Michael Chewbacca


*sorry,awaits spanging
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Giving birth to twins and dying at the same time? Still would.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# dying at the same time?????
is she dead?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Much as I'd like the Star Wars films to be a series of documentaries, I don't think they are.
Series of increasingly shit documentaries, I should say.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# depends if you view them in chronological order
they theyre a series of shit documentaries that suddenly get great, then amazing, then great again

/likes jedi blog
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# They're dramatised historical re-enactments
of things that happened a long time ago...

Like that programme I just watched about how the island I've booked my holiday on likes to occasionally blow the crap out of itself and inspire enduriang Atlantean myths...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Now thats a vector! Cracking stuff!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# no it's not - it's a filtered bitmap image
still good though


/complimentary pedant blog
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Oh *you*.
We're not going to start another "it's not really a vector because it's made of pixels" thread are we? Please don't, it'll be the Clan Soul Wars all over again
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Is Clan Soul still going?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# he has his own range of soup
www.clansoul.com/

Oh wait, last blog entry October 24th, 2010. OMG he's dead

edit: oh no, wait, he's moved onto a higher plane: clansoul.deviantart.com/ - and he genuinely doesn't give a shit!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# an attitude mirrored by many
about him ;-)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# christ
he looks like Alan Davies disguised as a fascist nutcracker
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Aww, our little Bonnie Langford's all grown up
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Something something Leon
 
/complimetary pedo blog
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# This is all of the tits
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] So childish
and the nice owners of the lovely little craft shop I was in in Beaumaris probably didn't deserve to have their stock messed with in this way.

Also it only occured to me later that this could be construed as homophobic that wasn't the intent it was just the only vaguely rude word I could think of from the letters that make up "HOME" and "LOVE"


(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Bollocks
I am about to get shot down for the size of that, aren't I?

I am too retarded to make it smaller without help.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# what software
if Photoshop use File/Save for web

anything else save as jpeg and look for a "Settings" option in your save window, just whack the compression half way and you should be more than sorted
*edit - although it's not massive so don't sweat it, or if you want swap it for this version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/098lc.jpg
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Alternatively use a smaller monitor or go to a smaller shop.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Swapped.
Thanks for that.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I hope you're billing for all this advice...
;-)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# still redundant and unwanted
time on my hands
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Sorry to hear that, sir
Hope you get something sorted soon.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# it's a tad big,
there have been worse crimes though
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# VOLE!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# EEL VOM!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# EMO HOVEL
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# O ME V HOLE
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# is it sore if I do *this*?
what about *this*?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# still images should really be below 100k
some of us browse on phones or have a 1.6mb line shared between 76 users so a board of big images can make browsing a bit difficult

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I will
learn how to make them smaller if I post again. Sorry about that.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# no worries just save it with medium quality next time and it should drop to about 76k
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha £9.99p!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Here use this one
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# the homos will love it
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hey, I'm back. What did I miss?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# What's a naughty shop challenge?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# A simply appalling result.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Incidentally, I know nothing at all about football,
so this may be too subtle or completely obvious - I am hoping for something in between.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I know nothing about football either
we may be here some time
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Sorry I'm rissing like a mofo
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Football LOLs!
* What?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Was the NSFW image any good?
It appears totally gone:

b3ta.com/board/10417961
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# mod delete?
and no it was just a load of unshopped cocks
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Fuck i missed it :(
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# FROSTY TOWEL!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Why are you asking me?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# You are an internet pervert,
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# This ^
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# This ^
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ThiS ^
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# ^tHis
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
FUCK OFF!
Ha ha ha...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# he's in pursuit of missing cock
;0
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I'm guessing cameroon
no idea though, jumpers for goalposts what
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# David Cameroon?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# bindunbyme!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf the Meerkat

Meerkats are not as cute as they look.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# einfaches!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Welcome to
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# and there was me thinking this was the Mail Online.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Waits for it to animate...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I am sooo taking this back to the garden centre
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Eye see what you did there
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# My eyes need watering
Wait a minute, that's not what I meant
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Bugger me with a fish-fork!
*fears*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Nice...
* Needs more Maddie eye thing
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Leave anything behind? Just manifesto pledges.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I think we all know who the bitch is in that relationship
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
He wishes
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# perspectives and me never got along too well


you get the basic idea so whatever
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# why am I completely unsurprised that Princess Beatrice has 12 rectums?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# thats shit
:D

Minor Tj: Where did that new FP image just come from?? Its not on the board at the mo and its not in the popular bit. Mod abusing powerz?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# The iPhone one ?
I saw it on the board earlier / this morning when I was looking back at stuff overnight, so it has been here at some point in the past 24hours or so :D

Maybe apple filed a DMCA request :p
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# It was posted yesterday I think.
Mods can fp whatever they fancy I think, that's always been the case.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ahh
i just assumed the popular things got FPd. I've been here long enough to know better really
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I think the popular page is just a way to keep the most popular images visible
after they fall off /board. Plenty of fps never make the popular page though.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# and even more popular images never make the fp
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ^ sadly this
A load of fantastic pics get posted and vanish never to see the light of day again
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The ONLY things Mods do is abuse power.
That is their purpose.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# cannot delete NSFW image?
sorry everyone - cant delete the NSFW picture - not through lack of trying...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# You're all about the fail today, aren't you?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaalll about the fail.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Do you not see the word Delete in the options below the image?
you deleted the link post ok.

But don't bother deleting the thread, just edit out the image with the EDIT button
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
#
no - and the delete option is greyed out in my image listing
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# image listing?
just edit the post you made. delete the {img} bit
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
#
doesnt work - option is greyed out?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No it is not.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Delete the link from /board not from the hosting
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# deleter doesn't work
but it shouldn't be a problem for you unless you post it as sfw. To delete a pic from a post--find the post... edit...then hilite and delete/cut the link code then save changes. That way you don't delete the whole thread.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
I cant see the thread - but my partner can??? No way to edit or delete???
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Look - calm down.
Do what Toasty suggested and edit the link to the image.

Edit: THERE YOU GO!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Soothing b3ta ...... Office LOL
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# it's the new therapy
the
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Have you hidden your own thread from yourself?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and then
turning it back on again?

*gets the giggles*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *massive Office LOL*
You total bastard!!

:D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I'm already on a sticky wicket today
for screaming 'CUNT' at someone on the phone earlier, now I'm getting funny looks for crying with laughter.

good thing I'm on hols tomorrow - I'll say I'm de-mob happy ;-)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# at this rate they'll put you on enforced compassionate leave
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Anything to get out of this office, frankly
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I like how there's a "click for bigger"
ironic.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# ^ this
Hahahaha....
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Click this link:
b3ta.com/board/10417961

Then click "edit" beneath it

Then remove the link to the image
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
Finally managed to delete it...! Sorry folks!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Yay!
Now everyone can moan at you about deleting a thread :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Well you fucked up and now its fixed. Nobody's died.
Except my mother who was attacked by a three penised Donald Trump, you heartless bastard!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hurrah
*awards Jaffa Cake*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Now post it again in a new thread! :D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
At 15Mb
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ^ what she said.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Hello.
If you edit your post to just remove the image tag that will work fine.
In case you're not sure, I'm talking about the part that begins <img and ends />
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Thank you for taking the baton from me...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# wait, I thought you had a no-b3ta job now?
did they sack you already?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# What?
No back & crack?

I'd ask for a refund.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# No, I am 'working' from another office today...
Have to go back to me desk tomorrow though!

* Sobs
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# *points*
*does 'L' sign on forehead at WB*

:)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# As this is now a text based post, can someone describe the picture as I missed it
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# it was Donald Trump with three penises
so, four penises then
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Thank you there. My life is now fulfilled
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Best picture on the internet this year
You've really missed out. Sorry ;)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Damn it. Life unfulfilled!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Don't worry I'm sure it will turn up if you look on 4chan
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you really are full of fail
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I always miss the fun.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# /board is a saved!
This is lovely :D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# thank the lord for you, sir
Aceness!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# this is as fantastic as the previous post is NSFW
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# 1 second, I'll stretch it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# can I just say thank you to HappyToast for his long person
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I'll move it below.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# We still love you for this.
Edit: Gah! Use the power of your mind to imagine that this is a reply to your post below.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# have this too to help
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaa
This is the first time I have seen this.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# possibly because I just scribbled it
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *applauds loudly*
Good work, that Toast!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Fake HT Post!
No tiny cock and balls! :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# in the circumstances I thought it was wise
to avoid any confusion or conflict along the lines of
"well how come you can put them on your pictures but I can't, Jeez what a clique" etc etc
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Be Fair, HT, your trademark TC&B* are hardly in the same
category as what the chump below has done.

* in your images - obviously :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I was just avoiding possible confusion
even though it clearly says in the FAQ how a drawing doesn't usually look like porn (other than the fantastic etchings in the 1970s Joy of Sex)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Pffft!
Darn it, I'm too tired to do an 'Alex Comfort' gag...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Yeah, I know and agree :)
But don't let it become a habit ;)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I think that in the context,
that's no bad thing.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
#




(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Epic!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# that is so beautiful
:D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
Wonderful stuff!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# The only downside to this
is that you've done the best thing in your life at such a young age ;)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# This is marvellous
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha epic :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
:D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
#
Extraordinarily powerful and evocative. You have a rare talent.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# brilliant.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Barryheadwound?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Oi!
*slap*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Thats Fantastic
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# its lacking
a penis or is that the disappointing part about him?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# long bro
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hahahah jesus h christ
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# thx
Music you have in common includes Boards of Canada, Squarepusher, Biosphere, Pixies and Plone.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I think I've never been so happy to see rain clouds
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hurray!
Something cheerful
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# wonderful
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "it's slightly underdone"
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Is he eating Kali Ma Ri?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# tesco chicken kiev
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Human sacrifice doesn't get tougher than this.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# The price of emetics these days, eh?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Classic!
He just wouldn't let it lie!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Ooof
that's nearly 3 spangs a second.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *claps*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
I spent 2 weeks in India in March - my only frames of reference were:

1. Temple of Doom
2. Southall

only to find out that India is more like:

6. France
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I take it you spent most of your fortnight
in a toilet
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I did spend some time in a toilet
that turned out to be a darkroom run by Tibetans

I bet they develop all their sepia stuff in the pan
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Do they all wear garlic necklaces?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# and walk exaggeratedly in grainy black & white
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# These are some frames from a film I made on my latest visit to India
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
a typical Indian country scene
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# OM NOM SHAVI!
OM NOM SHAVI!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Aum Namah Shivaya
Aum Namah Shivaya
Aum Namah Shivaya
Aum Namah Shivaya
Aum Namah Shivaya
Aum Namah Shivaya
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# "I don't care how fucking runny it is"
Fetch me the cheese..
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Hello punters
Your clothes... give them to me

Fuck you, asshole!

Don't mind if I do. I've a big weapon here. Be careful. It's loaded.
Wouldn't want it to go off in my hand.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# queerminator
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay eyes up a sausage
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# go team go
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Pfft I have one of those
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# still would
and I think the girl on the right would too
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# have you looked at my lego yet?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I will have a look now!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I want a look
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# it's over there
*points to Flickr tab*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I see it!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# *euphamism alarm*
;-)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# some bits are knobbly, some bits are smooth
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Hey JPG, do you want to see my penis?

;)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# fnnnghhh
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Unhumanly droopy balls
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# you should see barkers
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Impressive
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
#
This picture is already so odd that the CDC is almost overkill...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# in other news
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
I liked the Oscar one
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# indeed
Even though I've seen the trailer, I have no idea what that films about, but hear it's going to be amazing :D
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# ^ this
Oh so true.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Mervyn Howser, B.E.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# old/young Roy chubby Brown
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:52, archived)

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