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[challenge entry] Away Pet, he may not be big but he knows how to fill a pram. From Newcastle: Ottoman Man, man


ah borrocks. just had to get it oot ma heed.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Is his sidekick pouffe boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Yep
but only when they take on Throw Cushion Woman and Deadly LampShade
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Jesus!
Is that Rob and MrPineapples future bastard lovechild?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# He's the culprit! Get him!


It's suprisingly easy to make a cock + balls out of source images of cucumbers
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha! Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Alternatively...
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Oh my word!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# most spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] He's out of his depth.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# hehehe
*lovely sound effects*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Cheers FWM :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Squee!
Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# haha i posted this the other day and it only got 2 replies :C DYING FISH MAN !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# :D
3 replies now;D
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# 6
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# 7
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# 8
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# 9
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# pfft!..................4
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# HAhahahafuck
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# often mis-heard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Dasypus novemcinctus + Camouflaged sex toy?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Gah, just got back from wikipedia with the latin name to post exactly this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# making the wrong choice
could have dire consequences
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# spider-armadillo? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# doe, it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# ...in the bush...in the bush...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Nippy goes specific....

Previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Is he related to Jeremy?
also - Cucumber man!
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53281000/jpg/_53281283_jex_1068427_de54-1.jpg via www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13683270
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Saying, specifically
"We need to restore the honour of the cucumber."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Of course, he's a horse...
he's a horse...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# All horses aren't the same, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# They all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# You'll be telling me how good they are at running next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ever beaten one in a race?
Well have you....?
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# That's not the POINT.
It's about respect and equality.

Gaw - you're one step away from saying they're animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pigs are animals and I LOVE bacon.
THIS is the POINT.
There's nothing wrong with being an animal as long as you don't mind being eaten. Horses may or may not be animals I really don't care. Just let me have my bacon and I'm happy. And if you actually took the time to look out from your ivory tower you'd see that horses do all look the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Oh right.
So now horse meat isn't even as good as pig meat.

Jesus Christ Moley I didn't know how far ingrained this was.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST RENAME JEREMY TO "REDRUM THE ANNOYING DOG FOOD"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's not EVEN the meat I'm talking ABOUT.
Take your FOOT off the pedal for a MOMENT and have a good look AROUND. You'll see that everyone ELSE is nodding in agreement WITH me. Not you. Jeez it's like HAVING AN argument with someone who doesn't even
agree WITH you. You're just BEING difficult for the sake of it. Dog food pig FOOD man food. It's all just food. Horses don't care I don't CARE and I know THAT you don't care. Damnit. Sorry for shouting BUT crikey.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# HORSIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# With their big horsey teeth and whippy tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# and their rocket launchers.
They've got them, you know.
They have!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# and ray guns
don't forget their ray guns
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# That's because they're aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# HORSIST!
Next you'll be telling us they should all be sent home.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not saying anything.
Just that using ray guns isn't natural, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hmmm.... I've got my eye on you...
The twitchy freaky one that doesn't blink.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Good work
Nippy
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Nippy...
...gets another click!!

ACES Moleypoo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I like this
I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Bite his cock off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Nippy nips'm in the bu . . . bu . . . bud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# HAHA!!
These are fab!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ^This
:D
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha...Go Nippy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Terror has a new enemy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Marigold washing-up gloves Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Chump Man Bear Man!
Bear
Man
Bear
Man
Bear
Man
Bear
Man
Bear
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
About time he turned up.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Typical. No new thread for over an hour, and then we go post bang on top of each other.
Top use of the budgie-smuggler there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Just like the 16A near me
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Nice tan,
from the David Dickinson school of gravy basting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Magnificent!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Arousing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] this took years to make
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Nice of him to make light of such a serious crime
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# It certainly shines a pretty tight spotlight on the problems underpinning our society.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# He's not even fulltime, he's a wick-end warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# it brightens up his weekend though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Illuminating though this discussion is, I really must be on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# but he's got that can-dle attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Get-up-and-glow.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# it was tearing at me...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# No 3D?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha and in proper HD quality too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I wondered if I'd get away with posting a 350Mb file...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You big silly!
Quite looking forward to Green Lantern ashually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I was flicking through the art of book the other day
some lovely alien designs, could be really good
Although Ryan Reynolds is quite annoying....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# early test screenings are giving it the thumbs up.
and he can't be any worse then he was in xmen origins:wolverine
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah, I guess.
But nowhere near as annoying as FUCKING Seth FUCKING Rogan BASTARDCUNTPISSBAG. And Michel Gondry can fuck off, too, for mutilating the Green Hornet so horribly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# you didn't like it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# In my all time top 10
Brilliant film. Already ordered the Blu-Ray.

And then I shall track down everyone connected with the film and torture them mercilessly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# It takes quite a long time to watch too!
Great though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha! I can see the newspaper headlines now "Police arrest vigilante for flashing"
also:
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10443506
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# yay!
sorry, I saw that..

look forward to seeing the final product. I haven't time to pain these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hopefully done by the weekend :D
then back to painting wildlife!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Pffft.
Lurley
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually
May as well plonk this repost from last week here.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
God, I hated Captain Planet

PossiblyDefinitely because his five goons went by the elements "Earth, Air, Fire, Water...and Heart!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hah,
I like to imagine they were always playing childish pranks on the heart guy. Fingers in a bowl of warm water and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# This is brilliant
Reminds me of WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That's apt!
Because it's from there. We're updating again!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
# hurrah!
how be, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# greetings old fella
I be alright

you be you?


can you lend me £50 til payday? I've run out of Diesel
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# where did that TJ go?
I was going to read it, then got sidetracked...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# you still here?
Sorry, I enquired after your general well being and then promptly buggered off to have lunch. I sadly do not have £50 but I do have 47p in change, and a 2 cent Euro coin.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# A shining example...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAH!!
:D ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
Really, there's no excuse for helicopter molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
I assume it goes in with its chopper
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# grrr

/ninjaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Awwww!
Is 'ee balancing a piece of mutant battenburg on 'is nose? Is 'ee? Is 'ee? Yes 'ee is! Yes 'ee is! 'Ee's a GOOD boy! 'Ee's a GOOD boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Sensing a bit of a White Space Party in the offing :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# baked potato!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
this look like the right place to raise my concerns about fundamentalist graphic designers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Think this might be a bit big for you lot

I'll bet my foreskin it's bindun. (Oh and while I'm editing: my website)
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# How on earth would you come to the conclusion that had bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It always seemed kind of obvious to me
Plus, you know jigsaw is a decent guy at heart. Just misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Nice one.
How you you get a monochrome image to such a large file..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# it's still in rgb and saved as a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Ah!
Cheers buddy. Not much with computers. Generally stick to pen, ink and the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# no probs
with the one i posted just below all i did was swap it to indexed with 8 colours (lost a small amount of detail in a couple of frames) and then save it as a png which is normally a much better choice for drawings than jpg is. you could also use gif instead of png with basically the same results.

in any event, this is going to ruin saw for me when i watch through the first four films next week...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# psst
This smaller (108k) version wouldn't annoy anyone on the board and it's pretty much on size. You could link through to the full glory but it's near enough for people to get what's goign on and it still looks good.

And regardless, I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks, mate!
Gotta lot to learn about not being an internet twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# you did nothing wrong!
on the contrary, you were a lot fluffier about it than most people would be
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
But as per BHW - how in hell did you, er ... get it so big? Erm ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Miracle grow and eggshells
(PS: Fixed)
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's not bindun
So drop 'em and try not to flinch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# haha
it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Outstanding.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# excellent inks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?

Edit: as it most definitely has bindun have some Monkhouse chaos instead.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Coooeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *Waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# in print yes, he's one of batman's enemies
www.comicmonsters.com/CMimages/ManBat.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ha!
To be fair though, he's clearly not a bat with a man mask on as he should be.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# understandably
To someone like Manbat, Batman's costume must be similar in offensiveness to someone dressing up as a black and white minstrel, running round the streets at night and shouting "Mammy!" at villians.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# He was in Batman Lego on PS3 and all
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Nothing worse than finding out that what you think is a pretty stupid and funny idea...
is actually just a thing that exists.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# You're not the first or last I'm sure.
Quick - repost your spidey in a glass to make up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# If I didn't know better I'd say you were taking the piss.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# You know better
And YAY! for Monkhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# ha! very good, not bindun to the best of my knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
# :o)
Have a rather tenuous skateboarding kitten for your troubles...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Lovely kitten.
Thankyou!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Beware! Werequinn!
Sketch

Colour

Bigger versions on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Boo!
Rubbish.

Try using the shape tool in illustrator - it does squares, triangles, and even star shapes.

Once you've got confident with it, you can move onto gradients, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# So that's how Wobbly Bloke does it...
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# No that's Live Trace and Live Paint.
I'm not old enough to use them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# outstanding, SBF!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# That is much scarier in colour
Very nice though
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Top Quinnage.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Quintessential Quinn!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Lovely
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# New parking bays unveiled for Paralympic Games 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Pfffft
You know what really grinds my gears? When 'abled' drivers park in disabled spaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# "I like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces, I'm an asshole ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# haha
"Everybody A-SS-HO-LE, he's an asshole!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# me too. lots
It's one of the most sociapathic things anyone can do.
People who do this are also thos most likely to litter too, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Do you know what REALLY grinds me gears?
That these aren't the droids that you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# bugs me more when some idiot manages to park across two spaces....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# i can't understand people who drive around looking ofr the space nearest the entrance to the supermarket
it's not as if the car parking spaces are miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# new parking bay logos should be sprayed on the spaces nearest the entrance (that are not for disabled/kid owners)
which simply say:

Reserved for lazy fucks.


There's a reason shopping trolleys have wheels on them...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Nice one Smash Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# *waits for the comedy-account follow-up hilarity*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# it's like a smash monkey connor hybrid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# twas missing something
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# holy crap, that is a bit too creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
#
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Smashing blouse.
blouse Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I'm bored so I decided to burn Tower Bridge


CFFM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# When is HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE day?
I can't remember and I want to get my wife a card.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Nov. 5th?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Black peas...mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Those are the hairiest eyebrows since Madonna's wrinkle cream turned her into Amy Winehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Never feed them after midnight...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Sound advice for a better Britain.
"Eyebrows - be sure to check you've fed them before you go to bed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# He looks like a Jolly Jack character.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# With Professor Brian Cox's mouth.
Poor lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I was listening to the podcast of last weeks News Quiz and they were doing a piss-take of him.
"I've come here to just outside a lovely resort in Spain, to tell you, the general, ignorant public, that the sky ... is further away ... than trees ... "

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# it has to be cold today
as its nippy out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
what a cunthorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Looking forward to the sequel `Nippy vs the glue farm`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha! Would it be possible to employ his services to attack specific people?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Yes, as long as there's at least one random factor involved he'll do anyone. Anywhere. Any time.
as long as there's at least one random factor involved he'll do anyone. Anywhere. Any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Sounds like your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You know her?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I have known her, yes - of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Humm when's the next Prime Minister's Questions?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# That's possibly why Nippy bit him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Nippy's misunderstood :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Susan Boyle?
He-aww, he-aww, he ought to have seen that coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Superb as per Moleypoo!
*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hallo Ninjapotamus!
Recovered from your week of "camping"....?
*nudge nudge wink wink*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Nearly...
...although the cyan Farah slacks and yellow neck scarf
have gone down rather well at work

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I like it when slacks go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
The No. 2 is a great bus, although not as good as the 82.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Dunno - it certainly has better innuendo potential.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahhaahah
excellent humus
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# i'm reminded of ricky the carniverous pony
that was mentioned in the hit movie "Honkey Tonk Freeway"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Far better than Jeremy
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# "That's another fine mess . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# *twiddles tie*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# arf
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha...
Nice one Q!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(herman:D, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# There is no need to investigate the Qatar bid for the 2022 World Cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Brill! I'm really interested to know what blackmail material he has on the various heads of the Worldwide football associations that keeps him in power.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# He gassed all the opposition so he was the only candidate
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# LOL
I forgot about Comical Ali
"There are no American tanks in Baghdad..."
*distant sound of 60 tons of high speed armoured death*
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# he was amazing (for a murderer)
THEY ARE NOT HERE

*boom headshot*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# *tick*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the real Batman Man
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
CRICKET MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# not really the best disguise
having your name writen down the front of the costume
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I'm going to make a Petranek gym level
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# the game of fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Game over man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

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