haha at 'b33ta and b33ta'... :)I like what Rob's doing with his hair these days.
(
enceladus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:54,
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but artfully leaving the chubnutsand clingons in place.
( enceladus,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:01,
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how very dare youportraying Rob as a woman and all
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:20,
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Hahahaha!What on Earth was the source for this?
(
boris the spider,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 0:22,
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I worked at KFC for a full 4 hoursYou do NOT want to see the source
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:21,
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haha I love tim vine jokes :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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there's not many original jokes :DI went into this restaurant and asked for dessert and I got tiramisu they then brought out this blindfolded horse, I said No...mascarpone!
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:47,
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I hear they've got a good selectionat mascarpone warehouse.
( enceladus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35,
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something something par-mare-san?something...
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:43,
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Me too,,,
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The B3ta Advertising Agency"){kind=small}
B3ta's One-Size-Fits-All Ad.
apologies for crowbarring cuteness into the compo
And in a new thread, too. Tsk.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:39,
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And the double ellipsis.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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And the red word's a bit blurry :D
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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And, and, the white bar doesn't go all the way to the left. Yeah.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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what's not to like...Angelina Jolie, Pam Anderson AND System of a Down
Get in!
brettvincent hmmmm,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:35,
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The denigration and objectification of women with the added gravitas of commercial rock music.You really need a subscription for this? It's all over the internet for free.
(
4Q just lurking,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:43,
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Huh? Lads' mags?Be honest, just get some pr0n.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:07,
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Chevron of OTT criticism :)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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Wasn't being serious, I can't talk because I can't even be arsed to do pictures any more, only a matter of time before I emigrate thataway ->:(((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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CUE MASSIVE FLOUNCE;)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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hahai love /talk. Trust me if someone gives you stick they don't mean it. If anything it thickens your skin.
(
FIEND,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:59,
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la la lai thought edward lazear looked too happy to be in a suit
( boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:49,
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Yeah that guy who just got the excellent Nokia fp must be feeling PRETTY sorry right now.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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Don't whinge fiendy.Write me something pretty and illegible instead.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:09,
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It may be TOAPbut it's apt and I like it.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:42,
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If we can't have chevrons, we can have butterflies.edited because podge is here:
edit2: and it's his b3taday. Aah.
Click for bigger (244 kb)
(edit2: and it's his b3taday. Aah.
Click for bigger (244 kb)
4Q just lurking,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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Have to agree.Cats are a waste of time, space, b3ta everything.
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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happy b3taday!one more hour to go - use it wisely... ;)
( enceladus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:05,
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this is all kinds of wonderful :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:13,
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I heart bum cat :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:13,
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Happy B3taday, Prod!x
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:19,
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if text on a picture is bad, this won't go down well.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:32,
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hahamay not work so well for people too lazy to click
( 4Q just lurking,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:44,
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:) I wondered about just leaving it with the filename Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:47,
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So clickable its unbelievable tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:53,
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I was all - "Yay, They Live"& then I was like - You, you're okay. This one: real fuckin' ugly.
(,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 7:19,
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Apple should make pies - they'd fly off the shelves like hot cakes.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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I prefer the apple treats with sweet puff pastry casesBut they sell better if you put them on the upper shelves. You get a higher turnover.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Right thats it, im transferring you to the broth department Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:13,
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I've never really 'got' the stereotype of the Apple user that some people like to smear me with for having a few of their productsuntil I met a guy recently who, after I got my phone out to answer a text, was waving his iPhone about telling me how very very latest and bestest it was, and then told me he also had the very very latest and most expensive tablet in his bag if I'd be interested in being allowed to touch it, and got really defensive and offended when I wasn't immediately down on my knees sucking his cock.
THEN I got it.
My iPod is 3 years old, and my Macbook even older, and both are still ticking, which is why I use them...
(THEN I got it.
My iPod is 3 years old, and my Macbook even older, and both are still ticking, which is why I use them...
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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why is it that when an apple user behaves like that, all apple users are like thatbut when a PC user is up himself about his bitchin machine, he's just a geek?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:21,
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Overly-defensive not well-off pc useris overly-defensive at not being well-off?
( ..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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i don't understandare you calling me a pc user?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Not really...I was attempting to answer the question.
But anyway just thought I can pea this out:
(But anyway just thought I can pea this out:
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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You know...I always wanted to shave in the dark......but I might cut my penis.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:40,
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word, brud....my taint gets tender
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:48,
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I would have boasted about having an even better tabletAnd then shown him a strepsil. I would then counter anything he said about his tablet with "Yes, but does it soothe sore throats?"
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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Hahaha!I wish I'd thought of that.
Or said 'Yes but my 2 year old Nokia 5800 can play Flash and make phone calls, no matter HOW I hold it!'
(Or said 'Yes but my 2 year old Nokia 5800 can play Flash and make phone calls, no matter HOW I hold it!'
..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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When we were growing up we used DOS, and we loved it.copy C:/*.* C:/
Fuck, I forgot how it works.
(Fuck, I forgot how it works.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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I use their computers, because the operating system is a very efficient way of working.I have a cheap and low-end model of their music player, because it works well with the computer.
I have no intention of buying a tablet, because I can't see the purpose of them, other than making you look like a right cunt who wants to arse around on a keyboard-less laptop rather than doing REAL work on a REAL computer.
And I don't have an iPhone, because I'd like my phone to be capable of holding a charge for more than about 12 hours ... oh, and TO BE CAPABLE OF MAKING PHONE CALLS
(I have no intention of buying a tablet, because I can't see the purpose of them, other than making you look like a right cunt who wants to arse around on a keyboard-less laptop rather than doing REAL work on a REAL computer.
And I don't have an iPhone, because I'd like my phone to be capable of holding a charge for more than about 12 hours ... oh, and TO BE CAPABLE OF MAKING PHONE CALLS
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:38,
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I have......a Macbook Pro 13" which is the best computer I've ever bought and almost three years old now
...a Macbook Pro 15" which work provided for me and which I'm going to try and find a way of keeping when I leave
...an iPod Classic because it was the only player with more than 64gig that I could find and I wanted my whole CD collection on my MP3 player, even though I wasn't all that sold on iPods
...a PowerMac G5 two-processor that I got free from work because they weren't allowed to sell them for some really stupid reason and therefore gave away a good few hundred quid's worth of equipment, and which I'm using as an absurdly power-hungry media server
...and a Samsung slightly smart phone which cost seventy quid and does anything I'd want an iPhone to do (like, phone calls, texts, and crappy little games) but whose battery lasts three days
and a massive inferiority complex that fights with my massive superiority complex for control of my boring posts on b3ta
(...a Macbook Pro 15" which work provided for me and which I'm going to try and find a way of keeping when I leave
...an iPod Classic because it was the only player with more than 64gig that I could find and I wanted my whole CD collection on my MP3 player, even though I wasn't all that sold on iPods
...a PowerMac G5 two-processor that I got free from work because they weren't allowed to sell them for some really stupid reason and therefore gave away a good few hundred quid's worth of equipment, and which I'm using as an absurdly power-hungry media server
...and a Samsung slightly smart phone which cost seventy quid and does anything I'd want an iPhone to do (like, phone calls, texts, and crappy little games) but whose battery lasts three days
and a massive inferiority complex that fights with my massive superiority complex for control of my boring posts on b3ta
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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i'm a nerd :(i've even been tempted to put freebsd onto my next computer
fuck me but sometimes i feel like punching myself in the nuts
(fuck me but sometimes i feel like punching myself in the nuts
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:31,
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Yeh that^I may not get another of their laptops when this one pops tho as I can't see much difference between mine and the new PC laptops now, esp since Microsoft ripped of the OSX and Apple now use Intel chips, so, like, meh.
( ..wil,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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(also that)(though i'd probably put linux on it. press-ganging windows into working like unix is too much of a tough time and i need something that works like unix to work. like gcc, gfortran, some form of make and various other shit. and i can't fucking stand cygwin.)
(good god i'm boring.)
((good god i'm boring.)
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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I wouldn't get one of their new ones, unless you like the idea of working in front of a black mirror :(Crappy, underpowered 2003 Powerbooks FTW!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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or play hopscotch..
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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I like this, and have clicked soStill looking out for a piano to come rolling along behind them though
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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We just skipped town and boy are our feet tired.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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I just flew in and boyare my jokes tired.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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Hehgood work with the drawings...pal.
(
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:29,
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this picture was shown to a number of children at the weekendas I quickly realised that, in spite of superficial appearances, my pictures really aren't particularly child-friendly.
well, not for WELL BROUGHT-UP children, anyway.
(well, not for WELL BROUGHT-UP children, anyway.
dotmund .co.uk,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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No,not really. It could warp there fragile minds.
Continue to show them to children.
(Continue to show them to children.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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hahahaHe's wearing a dole glove!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:38,
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You have to feel sorry for her.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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poor lump she just wants hugs :(
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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Okaynow starting a death thrash metal band with that name. The first single will be called Shitjism.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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I can onlyplay the ukulele.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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stick-on pick upshit loads of pedals
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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Played through a madly overdriven 70's tape recorder then amplified tae fuck.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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Starfleet badge nose.That is all.
Edit: How rude of me, that is not all - woopic
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Edit: How rude of me, that is not all - woopic
Yes,every organ is a Picasso, every drop of blood a Monet.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:31,
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Next yearI'm submitting you to the Summer Exhibition.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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and every poo a Hirst prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35,
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hahah for the last line alone!
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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hahaha!He's so kampf!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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First rule of Hitler club:kill the Jews.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:38,
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Making a proper Ishihara is TOO difficult for my feeble mind!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09,
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HahahaVery good!
*Gets a click from me.
(*Gets a click from me.
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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Finally salt & vinegar in blue and cheese and onion in green the way it chould be!
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:11,
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^ The way it was!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:13,
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RISAlthough that could be because I'm actually colour blind. I think this is the shade of green that I see as yellow.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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If you can't see that it says 'walkers' then yes, you are slightly colour blind..sorry so's my brother
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:17,
archived)
Happy Candles! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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i didn't think ladies could be colour blind
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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10% as likely something like thatBut to be honest I'm not sure. Have never been diagnosed, and the problem is with green-yellow, which according to what I've read doesn't seem to exist.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:29,
archived)
You probably have latent mutant abilities.And if you lived in the Marvel Universe, this would undoubtedly mean laser eyes.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:44,
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arf although it looks like its the attack of the 50ft plod from behind the motorway
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:30,
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iCrone 4
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:01,
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Just to be clear on this....I drew on the bellend - I didn't 'shop it.
(Does that make it any better?)
O_o
((Does that make it any better?)
O_o
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:17,
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well you did shop it, as you changed the apple and put in a bellend :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:20,
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Just didn't want people to get the impression that I cut 'n pasted some NSFW materialOh, happy Candles BTW!
:)
(:)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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heheheNose Cox's Pippin
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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Rare hermaphroditism found, FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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Whoa scale headfuckedit: well done
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:58,
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I love this :Dwoo for scales being confused!!!
Here's mine
where is the source pic for the bloke - I've seen a few but missed who it was and where it came from. My favourite meme atm.
(Here's mine
where is the source pic for the bloke - I've seen a few but missed who it was and where it came from. My favourite meme atm.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:04,
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Here:www.b3ta.com/board/10447522
Your pic ^ is great by the way
(Your pic ^ is great by the way
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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brilliant - thank youI'm always so late with these but they never fail to make me laugh.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14,
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I can't stop........................................................................................it's scary!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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i was a bit confused theredid you flip the head and remove the water bottle or is this some other dude at that pole? also i cant find any hooker footage with a fitting street light.
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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oh i get itthe joke is deeper than i thought. im not just looking at the house- you rotated my head because it is the exorcist. I spin my head right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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right round like a record, baby
I won't adblock thisBecause then I can Nazi the image.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:50,
archived)
that's a Frank Sanazi gagcheck out - Third Reich
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvlqjFp5CfA
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvlqjFp5CfA
brettvincent hmmmm,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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ain't no party like an ss club party
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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pfftand also - thanks for putting that song in my head.
Bastard.
(Bastard.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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And just thinmk how many chalks you can buy for the price of a pad
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:49,
archived)
hahahaha aaaawk :) thank you
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03,
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happy flaming stick of death day!Im sure some posh iFan somewhere has tried this already with several ipads lined up in a hopscotch shape
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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"Math"?Bloody Americans!
How many drinks can you carry on an iPad compared to, say, in your hands?
(How many drinks can you carry on an iPad compared to, say, in your hands?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:51,
archived)
I'd say it would be a draw as I can carry 4
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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I can do 4.I've seen my brother the ex barman do 5
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:55,
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And happy candleday!Crack open a cold Bucky!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:56,
archived)
already ahead of you there :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:02,
archived)
Happy b3taday old manvirtually old, at least
i'm now going to go off and make a hopscotch app for the ipad. it's revolutionary multitouch screen will make it a doddle. i'll also sell little cutout figures you stick on your fingers and dance across the ipad. napoleon, dame edna, bender -- i'll make a FORTUNE.
(i'm now going to go off and make a hopscotch app for the ipad. it's revolutionary multitouch screen will make it a doddle. i'll also sell little cutout figures you stick on your fingers and dance across the ipad. napoleon, dame edna, bender -- i'll make a FORTUNE.
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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I want a cut of the profit you cunt!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03,
archived)
Posting cunt!Heh heh...Happppyyyyy b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-3ta d-d-d-d-ay!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:00,
archived)
hahahahaveaclick! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:23,
archived)
I love this!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53,
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by the way...in the words of Jim Jefferies... "I'm not homophobic, I just think if you can take a c*ck up your arse, you can take a f*cking joke!"
( brettvincent hmmmm,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46,
archived)
*sounds of jury being assembled* FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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i had some of that guarnateed the other daymy teeth are still blue :(
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:04,
archived)
Said the condorTo the praying mantis : "We're gonna lose this place, just like we lost Atlantis."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:36,
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Well this shits all over my entry below. XDGreat job! :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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Fuck off.You're far too talented to be allowed in here.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:40,
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Nicely done.But why does the birdie have nose condoms on?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:43,
archived)
Glad the pic only featuresempty ones.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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More glad the pic only featuresempty ones.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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why 'tis a thing of beautyclicks
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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Just bundled this together... not sure whether it's as good as the other one.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:05,
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*backs away slowly*Sorry - its nicely drawn and all that, but 'anthro' characters scare me...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:30,
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This is CLEARLY not a Thundercat, it looks more like a fox to me
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:34,
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Thanks, and I understand completely.It's something I learned along the way of being an art and design student, that if a humanoid looks slightly out of the ordinary (this could be as simple as a gimpy hand or a bit of a weird leg), people can be averted from the picture, because we're so used to seeing humans as they should be, not, you know, covered in fur and stuff.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:35,
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Sequential Art/Jolly Jack.Draws better than most, but caters for the yiffers.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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Yeah... I envy his talent.I'd say it was quite universal, really. I mean I'm sure non-yiffers can still find humour in SA.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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He does something called 'Spider and Scorpion', which I personally think is excellent.As for fur and pointy ears - it looks great on kittens. Women, not so much.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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Yeah, that's really good.And as for that, I think there's a really thin line between human-shaped animal and human with fur stuck on.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:26,
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A FLIMSY EXCUSE TO REPOST! PRAISE BE!JJ drew the original of this:
( boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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Ew this will apppeal to all the Yiffers who're into scat. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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ugh :(that didn't even occur to me
this other one would be safer. i intend to keep doing this until he shouts at me
(this other one would be safer. i intend to keep doing this until he shouts at me
boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:48,
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I can't find the original JJ pic :(without spending an age searching through the Sequential Art website grumble grumble
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so try to imagine this ^ as a hasty paintmash of three frames of yiffartery followed by 'Fat sweaty Weetabix-browed man having a stairs fart in the last frame'
(so try to imagine this ^ as a hasty paintmash of three frames of yiffartery followed by 'Fat sweaty Weetabix-browed man having a stairs fart in the last frame'
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:55,
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Hmm"Most videos of their nature originate from Japan, Brazil, the United States, or various western European countries."
( boris the spider,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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So an ideal present for an Eproctophiliacmight be a bicycle pump.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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I would refer you to the famous artwork by van Clump"The Fallen Squirrel with the Big Boobies".
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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its not so much the proportions or the fact that they look different to humans - it worked for bugs bunny etcits just the fact that ive seen some pretty fucked up 'furry' stuff online (mostly on deviant art or random google searches) - so much so, that whenever i see someone draw an animal character in this fashion, i keep expecting them to draw a rhino transvestite with a huge purple cock in bondage gear being bummed by a muscly horse bodybuilder with spunk dripping out of his every orifice.
I equate it to being a very fetishistic thing, which is a shame, as i know lots of 'furries' dont really act in this way. I just find it creepy, is all.
(I equate it to being a very fetishistic thing, which is a shame, as i know lots of 'furries' dont really act in this way. I just find it creepy, is all.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:42,
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And do you know what? That probably exists.It's pretty much the main reason furries are seen as they are; too much fucked up shit. The word 'subtle' doesn't belong in most furries' vocabulary, which is, as you said, a shame.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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A fox with tits.Seems a break from the norm.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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PfftBut almost half a meg. May want to optimize a bit.
edit: Try jpeg instead of png. :)
(edit: Try jpeg instead of png. :)
Zumf Ham banjo,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:12,
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Don't really think he's listening...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:25,
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AghIve been working with high q pngs and forgot settings :( busted...
...for shame
(,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:05,
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...for shame
awesome stuff :)i'll just leave this pea here (even if it's not ok with you :D )
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:58,
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Bloody hellI bet she's in a right mood.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:05,
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I had, until now, successfully forgotten about this.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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She appears to have a limp...* Unlike me - Fwaps
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:38,
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the problem with HeroinIt's incredibly moreish.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:55,
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