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[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ris?
why have her legs been shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It's for the compo
and they haven't been.
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# perhaps the sun really does shine out of her arse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# They haven't been shopped. They're those special archery trousers for women.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Massice Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
also, camel head for a glove
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Another massiVe Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha! Hadn't spotted that.
I want camel gloves. With real spitting action.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I want camel shoes.
With separate toes.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# If our wishes came true, together we'd be invincible!
together we'd be invincible!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I saw a woman wearing these the other day
like, proper shoes, but with a camel toe up the front

why the fuck would anyone want shoes with a camel toe? especially being a woman, I'd have thought the last thing you'd want people to instantly think when they meet you is "camel toe"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Fitted Ashtray at no extra cost.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This deserves more comments
Have this one

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# No flaw there.
Plenty of bikers have open-face helmets.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the funniest
but I'm getting better.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Save the dolphins
/woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# yes!
we need them to help make tuna taste nice...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Yes but...
What about evaporation? Oh I see, that is the flaw...

Damn, you are good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
LOlz
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Ba dum tish.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Logo fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# If there was room
I'd say tag that 'cause it'll be all over the web any second now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Agreed.
It's inspired.
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I second this motion
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I second this emotion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I beckon this potion
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I reckon this ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Yes.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
tag it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# what??
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hull leaves from platform 6
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# pfft!
There was something else I wanted to say here....
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
+ 's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I would give some money to the altzheimer's society
accept I just know they'll spend it on expanding their lost property department.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Did you nick this joke from reddit? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# i dunno reddit...
i just saw someone lol about the site itself, and took it a step further.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Their answering machine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loekbblPce4
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# er............. er............. er..............um...............
what was I going to say......oh yes........ hahhahahaha

properlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mug standards are falling
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# On a related note...
A friend of mine (call him B) had a neighbour (whom I'll call J), who was none too bright. B has been known to exploit this.

One day, J's car had a puncture, and he knocked on B's door to ask for help fixing it. B took a look, jacked up the car, removed the wheel, rotated it by 180o, and bolted it back on.
"You see," he explained to J, "the flat bit of the tyre was at the bottom where the tyre touches the road. It's now at the top, where it doesn't touch anything, so you won't have to worry about it any more."

J thanked him.

But he was back the following day to ask for help again. Apparently the puncture had slid back to the bottom of the wheel overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I've always wondered why people don't use the actual names while they're claiming not to
unless they always do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# :)
how very silly.

wonderous.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# haha - please say you have sent this to her Maj :)
I bet she'd laugh - would make a change for her from the usual quantity of republican turds she receives each day in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# lol, how dare they sell tat of this low poor quality,
for shame :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha... you loony
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I think you're lovely and you are welcome to have tea at my house whenever you like.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Keep it. It will become a collector's piece.
Antiques Roadshow here you come!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Too soon?
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Can someone explain to me why they haven't been charged with negligence?
[edit] the McCanns, I mean, not the NotW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Because they're nice, white, middle class people.
Gentle people. Good people. People like that aren't negligent, they're forgetful.

Just as rich people do not go dangerously insane, they become eccentric.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# plus they're doctors
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Ah yes
Of course good, gentle people drug their children and leave them alone while they go and get pissed with their mates.

How could I have forgotten?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# It's only those smelly parents
on the estate that done for neglect
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# To be fair
Shannon Matthews is minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# If they'd only had the baby monitor app on their smart phones
it would all have been OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# They are Doctors,
therefor can do no wrong,

I remember someone bringing this up on the news, and they were shot down verbally, it was like they had let rip a nasty fart the looks they got.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This. Entirely this.
At least Maddie's earned them enough money for them to be put in the care home of their choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Never too soon for
NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
#
hahahahah

Real Life LOL's with this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# haha - *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Worthy
of Private Eye, that one. :-)

(cont. p94)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I haven't read private eye in an age
would they have the balls or some other non gendered version of courage.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I stopped sending them things ages ago
after a couple of cartoons appeared, word for word but drawn by someone else.
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :(
you could start trying again but apply a creative commons license to it where you're allowed to use it for non profit but not for sale without arrangement to you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# That masthead looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# *shuffles feet*
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# how do we know their phones weren't hacked?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# This is the dream I had last night
Make of it what you will
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This happens to me all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Has that elephant got a demonic face on the side of its head?
Who is Neil Gaiman?
Is that you with/without the nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Gaiman
He has done a couple of things with patchwork people, unless I am missing something else (Coraline, The Doctors Wife, are what I know off with patchwork people.)
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Missing quite a lot
if all you know of him is he's done a couple of things about patchwork people.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
I am not a fan of that type of thing to be honest (Sci-Fi / Fantasy genre) , so its not something I would look for in the book sections, I may read his stuff one day.

I just figured that was the joke being a part of him was missing and then replaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)
# OH I wish it was that well considered
It's just what I dreamed, I've no idea why.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ^ this. Is that you in the pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Neil Gaiman is a popular scifi/fantasy author
He did a book with Terry Pratchett once, and most recently wrote that episode of Doctor Who when his Tardis was a woman

I generally find his stuff derivative and a little dull, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# the Tardis was a woman?
Where was the door?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Near the back exit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# right up the chuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah that's me
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Let's hope you don't regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I already do
but i had to be done
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# You're Neil Gaiman?
In which case, I bought the graphic novel Death: The High Cost of Living and I want my money back as it's about the most boring thing I've read in years.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Soz
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Would
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# How does it smell?
* Auto post #174
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# What happen there?
I meant Number 174 and it did a b3ta search for 174?

EDIT: Tries again #norks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha

* makes himself laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Oh, that Neil Gaiman!
It was probably his dream elephant that bit your nose off in the first place!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I like this theory
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# awww nasty dream
nevermind, perhaps tonight you will dream of overtaking Lewis Hamilton in your big red cigar shaped Ferrari ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# In that photo...
...Neil Gaiman looks like Chritsopher Lambert crossed with David Schwimmer.
(Megamoss, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Well that's begging
to be shopped
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I wonder if the Ferrari fans...
...or indeed Brazilians have a sense of humour at Silverstone...

(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
sad but true, sorry, have fixed
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Au Contraire mon frere
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Are you sure...?
Still nothing showing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# His whole profile is a redex
The internet thinks he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
old profile and my old hosts deleted my account before I could save my images.
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I see what you did wrong.
edit: Working now Barry, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
#
sorry :( fixed
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:31, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
is this something to do with carsport?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh dear, that's a bit harsh :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Poor old Massa...
...hasn't quite got the same spring in his step since...
(Megamoss, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Nice fucking model!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I'm the ghost with the most,babe.
Very well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# tip top mister toast!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# fucking splendid
you talented barsteward
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Yay!
I love The Joker.

Sirrius, though, I want to have sex with the current Dr. Who lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Old ginger botox pouty face?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah like you wouldn't, Mr Virgin-never-seen-a-nekkid-lady-before.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I wouldn't touch it with yours, you disgusting pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# *ding!*
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Alex Kingston?
Well, each to his own, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Ms Kingston
at least there wasn't when i watched Croupier
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Moll Flanders FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# It's a little early to be that drunk, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Anyone who argues with that
is plain wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I'd fucking ruin her
even if she is a Scotch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)
# though the hot naked dragonchick from off of Game of Thrones completely overshadows her in the geeky wankstakes at the moment
due to being:
A) hot
B) naked except for some baby dragons
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# oh fucking hell
now I just can't concentrate any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# my, my that is a juicey beetle
or something :D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hahah this is pretty good
pretty pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Ooooh... very nice.
That eel monster thing looks really nasty. But I don't remember it in the film...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Oh, very nice indeed.
Lovely work, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Superb!
Did you watch it the other day too?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)
# yeah, caught a bit of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# FanBloodyTastic Mr Toast
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Ace!
I watched that whilst very drunk on saturday.

It's still fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# you glorious bastard

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Please, please, please...
... do you have a desktop res version of this?

oh and AWESOME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# And That's Why You Don't Do 2 Shows A Night !
(you won't do it)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL, I saw this...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# WTF?
What on earth is the second image...I am confused.
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# the front fell off
front steering wheel, at 230mph or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Looks like he's on the back seat of a stretch limo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRV-tYXQqh0
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
#
Top image looks a bit like goatse
(JackLaidlaw, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoar.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# mmm - tastes like fishin'!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Does she?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That's no carp!
I bet that tastes slimey...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Is it a mirror carp?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Damn, I missed a trick there....
I missed a trick there....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I
Just took a ride
In my Silver Bream
and I'm still feeling mean
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# you into motorpikes too then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You're floundering now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# more of a CARp person?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# He's got no sole, man, no sole
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# yeah, I like them turbot charged
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# this is beyond repROACH
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# And God said unto Adam,
"I told you not to let Eve get in the river...now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rubbish
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)
# There it is
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# pffft
Took me a moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# This actually happened
/The Time Meddler, poor old Peter Butterworth
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ha! I've actually never seen that one.
Not seen much Hartnell which is a shame as I thoroughly enjoyed Daleks Invasion of Earth when I was a kid.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Poor Kaori
Sozzles for the image spammage - im on a roll! Dont usually have time for shoppery.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# TETSUUUOOOOOOO!
This film's been on quite a lot recently, on Syfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# it came out on blooray last week
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Indeed.
Although I don't see why I should start building up my film collection again. I'm fine with good old DVDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
DVDs VHS Betamax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I was born... what, about 9-10 years before DVDs came out?
Sure I have my fair share of VHSs but now it's impossible to go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I haven't owned a video recorder for over ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# i only really buy my favouritest favouritestest films again on BR, and mostly animated ones for the visual niceness that HD brings
For instance, commando on blu ray gives you glorious Bennett-vest in 1080p
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I don't have a Blu-Ray player, not even a PS3.
But I get your logic, 1080p Akira must be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# its quite grainy actually, compared to some 2D ghibli, disney and production IG films i have
but it does indeed look lovely - especially the backgrounds and tetsuo when he goes all blobby. Nice and colourful too, given the trashed surroundings.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Then again, the graininess can only be expected with a 25 year old anime movie.
But yeah, despite that there's tons of scenes with intricate details, such as, like you say, the ending sequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# just think of the future tellies that could handle the Red Epic 617 announced camera raw footage
28,000 x 9,334
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# The only I've bought on Bluray that I've got on DVD
is The Thing

The Bluray player does a cracking job of upscaling so not a lot of point in double dipping my vast collection
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
#
tinyurl.com/blueray4free
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# bastard
good job i had the sound off
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Same here as it happens.
And it was totally worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I'd rather be looking out than in.
Wait a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Dont worry - she escaped and found herself trapped somewhere much more pleasurable
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I think this pic shows that not all gingers are evil
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ginger ladies are lully
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# ^^with bells on^^
shh... don't tell the wife i said that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# ^Seconded!^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah, what he said^
Sexy redheads - they're way out of your league so settle for a blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Ginger ladies are a bit like goth ladies
either gorgeous or minging. No inbetweens.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Goth ladies are either skinnier than I am
or the size of a motherfucking house
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I personally likes me womens ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Redheads
are the best by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Who'd have thought Kaori batted for the other team?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Christina Hendricks
* FWAPS - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# careful, youll break it!
I think her tits are a bit too big, but she's ginger, has a lully face, and a nice curvy figure.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# ^this entirely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# You know what?
I forgive her for her big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)
# ^ Lies
It is not possible for a ladies tits to be to big!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Blimey! She's... um... er... well built....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# oh bloody hell
it's like the BT tower now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# seeing this makes me wonder how I haven't seen it before
Awesome sauce in a barrel of wooberry yaycream :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Wasp box got me googling 'spiracles', and gave me the fear
Cripes - 3 image posts in less than 12 hours? I need a lie down...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# i believe so
though no-one has tried yet.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Am I the only one who's tilted my head while looking at its 'mouth'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I haven't tilted your head
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Krang!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Is it burn the Kerang day again?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# moid?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)
# are there any MOID clips on youchoob now?
*goes to check*

EDIT - no :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Pffftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Miss Piggy has let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# After her relentless nagging, Kermit finally cracked
and skinned her.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# mmm, pork scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
# poor sad lonely plastic chair
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Is that where you put the rest of the body?
/Kind of reminds me of the type of place we used to break into as kids.
Ah, I miss Wales. We were poor, but we were shoplifters.
Right, off for a fag as the rain in Greenwich has stopped for 10 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Just the arms ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Very nice....
How are you hanging Paul_P?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# A little shrivelled and to the left
was made redundant on friday and just had a call to start work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# \o/
This is great news!!! (not about the redundancy (or is it))
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
# well I'll be working about 10 minutes walk from home and it's only 4 days a week for the same wage as I was on before
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Result!
I wish I had three day weekends!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# You really should tidy up, you know.
Your living room is a disgrace. I'm not keen on your choice of chairs either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# that chair doesn't look sad and lonely
it looks smug, as if it secretly caused all the damage
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a bugger to reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Well it would be with that old Gypsy caravan attached to the back of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# thats the front........
(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Oh, ok....
"Well it would be with that fucking great wobbly bus attached to the back of it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ^this^
you have to call em 'Feevin' emmegrunt scum' now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# How dare you, some of my best friends are thiefs!
Thieving Gypsy Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ^ Like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I live on Nork Way
It's just next to Nork Park - which isn't anywhere near as fun as it sounds.


edit: this should have been slightly lower down.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Nork Way...
bwahahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# sounds like another name
for a soapy titwank
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Just read Chris Donnalds book "rude kids"
It was a very good read, all about him setting up and running Viz.
I got through it in 2 days, I couldnt put it down.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# thats a family sized tin of dog chub
(chub is an excellent word)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# As is 'Norks'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...

* Replying to 'Afinkawans' comment up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Edit:
Don't know why I replied to you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# What did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# As featured in The Human Centipede 3 - The Commute.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Apart from the vandalism, you nawty.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# do flies have arses?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# yes
you could also do them in the spiracles

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# do wasps have 'boxes'?
lovely though - most spangular!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I didn't know flies were little flutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# thankfully
spiders aren't ducks.

although what I call the knife cock spider does exist... the latin is something like arachnidae sadistica
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# this is the chap
Harpactea sadistica

The first spider species found to use traumatic insemination.
(prostheses, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I think there's something suspicious about my new Blackberry
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yes - that's clearly an American road as the wallpaper, even though you self-acclaimedly are from the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Damn, I knew it was something obvious.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It works?
That would be suspicious.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)

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