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Oops. Forgot to photoshop it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)

she's still wonky

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)

she's only 54 too

we thought she was about 70 on monday

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)

jesus!

that isn't exactly aging gracefully

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)

He should try eating sugar puffs first.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)

or asparagus

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)

I'v only ever bitten into aspargus once...... it stayed in my mouth for the full 10 seconds it took me to cover the distance to the bin

Where it was promptly spat out....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)

just think

now that your tastebuds are smoke-free, it'd taste even worse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha......

The worst thing is the taste of minty tooth paste for the first three hours of the day..... I only drink fresh espresso coffee, I have a proper machine at home.... espresso and minty tooth paste is not nice...
How's it going with you..?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)

not well

at times like this, i wish i bit my fingernails. it was bad after the moth last night, especially as i had to have a glass of wine to rid myself of the taste :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)

You ate a moth? yuck...!

I wish I could offer you a load of advice an encouragement, But I don't know you or anything about you, and don't know what your motivations are for stopping, so I'd probably say the wrong thing, we all know what it says in the books, but I found it all irrelivent to me, so had to think of my own reasons and motivation for sticking at it...

Sit down , take a breath, think of the reasons you decided to do what you are doing in the first place, and decide to carry on or not

Best of luck all the way...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)

ta :)

didn't actually eat the moth, it drowned in my tea when i wasn't looking. i almost swallowed it, but spat it out just in time. my lunch followed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha.. classic....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)

She's the grand high witch

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Saner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)

meh...

still would

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)

nah, that was anjelica huston

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)

But would you love fucking the new dragon....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)

I'll bet she is fucking filthy in the sack

lights off I dont care.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)

but she's rich

would you do her with the lights on if she paid you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)

I'd do her if she was lit up like a petrol forecourt

even in a petrol forecourt, I have no standards so dont really care.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)

no, you clearly haven't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)

Case closed M'lud.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)

Haha good for you....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)

But she looks like she smells old....

Leaves Deborah free for me then ta..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)

Sadly

I cant picture Deborah being any good at bedroom gymnastics. She would be one you'd bend over and eat your tea off her arse while she read 'take a break' and tutting. Loudly.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)

But she'd shout instuctions to you as you proceeded.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)

And got it wrong

Whilst explaining where you went wrong.
I would however, enjoy releasing all over her back and saying 'im out'

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)

She prefers it over her "business powertits " the matter was debated fully here...

www.b3ta.com/board/10152029

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)

ha ha

nicely

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)

I wonder if Meaden will keep flashing her doodah?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)

WHOA TIGER

Not safe for anyone anywhere EVER

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)

Oh my poor eyes.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)

basic instink

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)

!!!!!

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

he'll get sand in his mouth!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)

he doesnt look like he's loving it

his mouth is upside down!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)

Yes but tomorrow he'll be fucking loving it

And you shall still be drunk.

No, wait...

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)

If you were my wife I'd fucking drink it

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

^ this

Know your bandwagon people, it's not hard. Pick it up at the back, Smithers.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)

oh no, no, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)

He shall never surrender!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)

Scary

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

*nods*

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)

Centipede3??

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)

Them (reels)?

look like someone continuously giving the finger.

So because of that you get a click from me.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)

yeah it does a bit actually

thanks

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)

Tesco Value Butchers

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

Puggas WIth Attitude!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)

pugfuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

'you looking at me?'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)

Fucking hell.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)

fucking fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)

I fail to see

what relevance Russ Abbott has to do with this?

:)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)

well spotted

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)

Clownfuck

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)

FUCK OFF KLOWN

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)

I dont like clowns but...

I want a tattoo of a highly disturbing clown done on my back,
done in black and grey, and I wont need to see it. Anyone have any good
links to scary clown tattoos?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)

serial killer john wayne gacy?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)

but was thinking of a black and grey IT style scary clown
but not being IT, if that makes sense?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)

if there isn't one in these pics make one up for you

he's a fucking awesome artist
www.kamiltattoos.com/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)

I'm not a fan of tattoos at all but I'm having trouble joining up

"I don't like clowns" and "I want a tattoo of a highly disturbing clown"

Why?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)

I know it makes little sense

but I want it on my back, so I cant see it. And it to be disturbing so other people can see how clowns are fucking evil bastards that fill your childhood dreams with pure evil.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)

So he can avoid surprise bumsecs by frightening them off.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)

~~avoid~~ get more
~~frightening~~ attracting
~~off~~ on

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)

Little from column A..
Little from column B..

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)

Did you animate these?

...they're brilliant

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revolution now 👊, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)

No I'm afraid I'm a dirty rotten thief.

I'll try to find the original link for you. Its quite a good animation on youtube

Edit: Yes, here it is - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7Wh1rRHZA

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)

ooh, thanks :-)

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revolution now 👊, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)

this is disturbing

i like it

Dunno about those spikes though - bit cheesy

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)

they are a bit cheesy and standard

they where supposed to be an engine pump kinda thing, but i got bored searching for a decent one.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)

GOODGUT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)

you need sleep

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)

Yikes..... did something put you off your fry this morning.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)

Is it wrong that I find this appealing?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)

Sid Kenobi

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)

Lightsabers? Fuck, yeah!

Nicely

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)

hahahahahaahha! If I found a functional lightsaber, that's exactly the face I'd make

and I'd probably make the same face again the moment I inadvertently sliced off a limb

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Haha... I fucking love this.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)

use the Farce, Kenneth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)

hahahah *insta-enclickens*

nicely done, sirrah.

Edit: Where's the webcomic

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)

i did do one for today

but a lot of peple thought i was taking the piss yesterday so i dont know if i should post it.

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)

Post it.

Ignore the tosspots.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)

ok i will put it here though so i am not a threadrush

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)

and here are todays VEC WARS FACEWASPS

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)

the second one is not very good, i think i got the size wrong and then didnt notice

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you for today's VEC WARS FACEWASPS

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)

You can't have enough Sid!

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)

this is great.

i tried to do mine in colour but it didnt work :(

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)

can just imagine him saying "LOOK AT THE FORCE ON THAT! *phwoaaaaar* ahawhawhawhawhawhawhawh"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)

"May the Phwoars be with you, always"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)

"Luke, a bit of how's your father"

I failed.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)

Woo!

Hai nooblet :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)

Ak-Ak-Ak-Ak!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)

hahaha

: D clicky

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--- ---, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)

haha, he's loving it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)

Haha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)

Add some "lift" to your balloon knot.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)

I think you'll find, in these politically-correct times, that the name is actually

"Differently intellectual homosexualists".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)

I sometimes use "wallybender"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)

Methane filled fun for all the fambleh!

Have a woo! :)

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Weetobix, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!

*Click*...and...*Pop*
:D

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)

I hope they're sold by Greg Scott

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)

I'm glad this is not compoed as this is quite clearly a real and very successful product from TMOC Entreprises

You loon :p

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)

Indeed!

From the same design house as PANTS of ACTION

And the makers of KLOMPENSOK

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)

I think I love you.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)

*feels the love*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)

Well, obviously I am wearing my Klompensok right now as I'm sure everyone else is too.

but these Pants Of Action are new entries on my shopping list :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)

Here's the horn of warning in action

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)

So the button of panic

sounds out the horn of warning?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)

Yep

It warns everyone in a 5 mile radius that the wearer is in a state of "panic"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)

I assume it goes with out saying

that when the button of panic is pressed, the pants of action automatically help the wearer's anus (and scrotum if the wearer is male) tighten comfortably?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)

It creates a comfortable and reassuring "grip"

and also gound-discharges static build up creating a nice tingling sensation.

It's multifunctional.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)

Vapour projecting capability optional or standard?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha! I am posting my cheque this very moment.

I hope you will forward me these exquisite articles with extreme haste and all care.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)

Still loving this one :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)

Haha... ace...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)

haha, grand.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)

FTW!

Where can I purchase one of these...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)

You can only purchase one if you have the 'certified spinctre strength' award.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)

Send a cheque for twelvtey-pounds to

TMOC products
Chutney Towers
Lincolnshire
P00 BVM

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)

this is silly. i like it.

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)

this is great

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)

no thank you

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahaq....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)

Hooo

and Woopla.

Is that how it's said?

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)

Wooooaahhhh boy!

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha! Lovely... Dog riding FTW!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)

hahaha, great stuff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)

smells worse on the inside, that is until he gets into the compost heap at the back of the garden again....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)

woo!

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)

They smell bad on the outside.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)

It's fun to watch people play this game for the first time.

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)

Is that Comic Sans?

So why spend another day not catching two balls in a cup, when you could be catching two balls in a cup?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)

I can't help it if I'm too lazy to pick a real font.

Wait I could help it but don't want to.

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)

Oh dear :( :(

ps: mind if I repost some ads for compo here? no? Great!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)

You want it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)

Mmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)

And

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)

My sea lion remains unopened :(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)

is this one of your inventions?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)

This is oddly sexy for some reason?

Oh and Dear mediocre, I am thinking of taking the Chutney Family to Holland later in the year, so could you please have a word with everyone and make sure it's tidy and looking nice for when we arrive I would be grateful. Thank you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)

Will do!

What places will you be visiting?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)

Just 700 lira?

I'll take a dozen!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)

*bokes*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)

Maybe this is more to your liking

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)

*claps hands*

Now you're talking my lingo!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)

BARGAIN!

They cost at least 40.99 over here.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)

and they barely even piss!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)

You just can't get a proper gush off them. Very disappointing.

And it hardly smells like piss at all :(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)

I remember in the olden days, if you dropped a box of them on the floor if you didn't have a flotation device you'd never be seen again

these days barely a trickle

it's political correctness gone mad, I say

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)

On her ship tied to the mast

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)

...never a frown, with reusable pockets

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)

You'd better uncompo this. It is clearly going to be successful.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)

Jeez, salmon juice is so wrong.

salmon juice is so wrong.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)

there's something fishy about this

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)

COMIC FUCKING SANS

YOU HAVE MADE THE EASTER BUNNY CRY

_{nicely done}

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:13, archived)

I find no amusement in commenting on the use of comic sans

and thus will simply compliment your balls.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)

Why is it always raining in your images?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)

That isn't rain.

It is Easter bunny tears.

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)

hahaha!

Leatherface and Widdy!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)

Makin' head cheese...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)

would watch

I like his grace. I do hope each episode involves Jason Gardner being maimed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)

Morning Ninjarella!

When are you off on your hols?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)

Saturday Morning!!

Camp 'Ninj' heads off into the rain ;)

...and morning Moley and indeed Board! :D

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)

Robin Hood's Bay?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)

How did you guess?

;) My lil heaven on earth! :)

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)

I'm going there tomorrow.

True story, and whitby.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)

I've made you a cut-out-and-keep guide to camping. I hope it's useful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Spot on mate!! :) ;D

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)

Hoorah for REAL lens flare!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)

I remember this. When the "KKRKRKRKRK" song came on there was a ripple of applause.

Also, why not compo this? :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)

Oooh...

...there's a thought ;)

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)

hahahahah!

wierdest thing is, this has got me thinking of Running Man - a sort of mixture of SubZero and Buzzsaw....

Ace work, N'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)

Cheers Stevie!

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)

:) I like where this is going

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)

Health & Safety nightmare right there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)

Book early to avoid dissapointment

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)

ha ha ha

A genuine lol and a click from me

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)

Hehehe, I love this!!!

Hai Barbie :D

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)

that's going to end up looking terrible...

you could say... an ICE SORE

*leaves*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)

*orders three*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)

boaster!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)

hahaha!

if only...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)

can I get some for working at a computer for a living

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)

do you not have DVT yet?

The media would suggest that you do.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this became a reality :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

If it does become reality

I shall be consulting riverghost and asking him to write a strongly-worded email to the manufacturers seeking royalties.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)

Only as a lawsuit avoiding measure though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)

so the guy gets DVT from sitting there playing computer games - up to 12 hours. Hmmmm... I generally work 8 - 9 hours at my desk a day (including get up to use the facilities or grab lunch)

I'd imagine there are a lot more people who work longer, or who leave their desk less. I wonder why DVT isn't a bigger issue, or if it is, why it therefore isn't reported?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)

Deep venous thrombosis (DVT) and pulmonary embolism (PE), collectively termed venous thromboembolism (VTE), are a major cause of morbidity and mortality worldwide. Quantifying the disease burden has proven difficult, given that VTE is often clinically silent. Indeed, a significant majority of VTE diagnoses are likely missed [1]. This is evident from numerous post mortem studies identifying an abundance of VTE events that were clinically undiagnosed prior to death [2,3].

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)

that explains my blue cock then

Edit: Wait, it's just Smurf blood.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)

Yeah, not cos you've been bumming the blue man group again then?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)

haha see edit

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)

because it doesn't feed the omg computer game moral panic of the british middle-class

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)

"Computer Games™ - kills people, and makes people kill!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)

Both my parents had DVT

and in neither case was it the result of sitting around for long periods of time.

As dbroon said, it's all about moral panic and whatnot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

the last time i needed to play a game for more then 12 hours was Tekken on the PS1 when me and a friend stayed up drinking and completeing the entire game.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)

I tend to play Championship Manager for a fair amount of time

I imagine my blood has more clots than blood just now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)

DVT - best of all the thrombosises

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Shouldn't that be 'sucks'?

:)

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Ninj, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)

Quick and shit for the morning...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)

I bet Debbie likes a Sloppy Giuseppe.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

I heard she likes to fuck dogs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)

pssst... Paul Daniels' catchphrase

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)

Yes, I know!

Do you people never read the news?!

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/celebritynews/8678482/Paul-Daniels-injured-in-Sooty-pizza-throwing-accident.html

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)

not at this time of the morning

that is fucking ludicrous, haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)

that's very funny

Though I did see Paul Daniels in Pound Saver in Edinburgh yesterday. And he looked fine?

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brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)

So, what you're saying is,

Neither Harry nor Matthew Corbett were involved either...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)

This

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)

Also just found out..

It was a Pizza Express pizza

;)

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brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)

Well, usually one of them has their fist up Sooty's arse.

That's pretty involved, I'd say.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)

pssst... not Ronnie.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)

De-RIS

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)

Ha ha.

My favourite bit is "They've got IE6 users with an IQ of around 80. That's borderline deficient, marginally able to cope with the adult world."

And?!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)

The whole snobbery around internet browser use is indicative of exactly how little we have to complain about as a society.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

Meh, people by their very nature will find something to complain about, whatever the circumstances.

For instance, this morning my butler hadn't buffed my grapefruit spoon to anything like the required amount.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)

what the fuck?

an inadequately buffed grapefruit!

I hope you had him flogged infront of all the staff

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)

To bad the whole story was fake

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14389430 however, one would assume that most people generally are happy with IE and use it, the more 'advanced/nerdy' people like to show it to the man and like to prove how 'different' they are. As a sweeping generalisation, most people that 'do' computers are smarter than your average road sweeper, as I say, a generalisation so logically those people would use browsers that are more efficient, or quicker or what have you solely because they know they are there. The average man in the street doesnt, but is happy to neither know nor care.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

Wuh?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)

I know I'd buy it.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)

The i in that font is horrible

I always remember doing my emergency stop on my driving test outside Fred West's house.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)

Did he walk out infront of you with a bag of cement?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)

he was in a rush

needed to get back in time for Brookside

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)

Didnt actually notice that at the time

But yes, it looks like another L.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)

you'll not be able to anymore

but it's a nice cut through now when you need to run from the rozzers.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)

Pea for compo, NWOT etc.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)

"Super" is finally out, it's awesome and pisses all over Kick Ass, get it now! plus it's only £7 in Tesco
Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL57ncw2jr8

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)

NICE!

Ning Toasty!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)

You and your greetings, you bloody hippy - you've ruined that gif. RUINED it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)

NING VAG!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)

Ning, WB.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)

I was dissapointed when I finally found the original.

Fake boobs != boobs.

The tease is actually slightly better.

//and woo to HappyToast, and it there's a better super hero movie than Kickass I need to see it.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)

WOO!

this film passed my by, i think i saw a trailer and then it fell off into the shadows.

saw the trailer again yesterday and thought 'ohhhhh' so i may check it out, but i might wait a couple of weeks, they're bound to reducing it to a fiver by then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)

Better than Kick Ass?

Now I'm really looking forward to seeing it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)

ah, I saw the poster or cover on the web somewhere and dismissed it as a KickAss (which I thought was disappointing) rip-off

I've read up on it now, and it actually sounds alright... I may well pick up a copy

woo for the pic btw!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)

Funniest film in a long time.

Woo

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)

super is the awesome

But I thought kick ass was shite, so this review could be flawed.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)

Is that the one with the bloke from The Office?

Every single review I've read says, it would have been better if it had come out before Kick Ass. Sadly, it will forver be in its shadow.

Seems a tad harsh as it sounds fab.

Though I really liked Kick Ass.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)

old guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)

So what happened yesterday...

Kitty Fantastico asked for Steven Berkoff (cause he looks fucking mental at the best of times) and Tony Bennett?
RedHouse then comented "For tomorrow's research, Evangeline Lilly and Sir Terry Wogan.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)

Ha ha ha... who remembers the Floral Dance?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)

1978? God, I didn't realise the Floral Dance was that long ago!

Brilliant Berkoff pic. As I only recognise about three people from tomorrows list, how about Andy Hallett in make-up as Lorne (Just google "Andy Hallett Lorne)? Should make interesting use of your talants.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)

Andy Hallett in make-up...

^ Wouldn't

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)

Good shout on Berkoff

Utter nutter, but I must remind you about Antonin Artaud when the 4th september rolls around!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)

and he's winking at you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)

Generally speaking, I like British/Irish/etc. humor a lot.

but the floral dance thing's left me scratching my head.

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)

The problem is, I've never been entirely convinced

it was a joke.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:07, archived)

~~scratching my head~~ Fwapping

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)

hah! Berkoff looks just like Paul Daniels would have

here

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)

Ha ha ha - good find!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)

those puppitz are evil, I tell you!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)

Wogaaaaan!!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)

Wooooogaaaaan!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)

The Terry one's lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)

Considering that I only mentioned Wogan rather than proposing him

I'm finding it very funny that he got the biggest reaction.

Odd list tomorrow, the ladies apart from Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon are a bunch of unknowns. I liked Sebastian Roché a lot in "Roar", and if you're otherwise uninspired, Louis Armstrong or Barack Obama...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)

That's because he is so stylish...

Also: Sebastian Roché looks like te guy from Nickleback?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)

I DONT BELIVE IT LOL

HAHAH I LOVE 1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)

yay VAG CREAMS!

hes winking at me?

(Rick Deckard, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)

the man in blue and suicidal jew

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)

how does anyone know drowning is an any less preferable way to die

unrelated pic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)

suffocating by water (or any means) takes time

during which you are keenly aware of your experience

edit: someone once said, "When you can't breathe, nothing else matters."

allow me to punch that face, please?

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)

be my guest!

out of interest, would you prefer drowning or freezing to death?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)

actually I can answer that one

freezing. I nearly froze once, and after an initial period of agony, all of a sudden I began to feel warm all over, and quite comfy. I felt like lying down for a nap, but I had heard about this experience and still had enough wits to know that would have been fatal.

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)

yeah, that's what i've heard too.

i don't think I've ever had a near death experience.
Apart from a pretty savage motorbike accident, which whilst I could've been killed, I wouldn't say that was near death

edit - i have heard that with drowning, once you get over the initial panic of drowning and accept it it is a peaceful experience.
I seriously doubt it, but anyway

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)

was in a head-on auto collision as a boy

knocked unconscious, but have no recollection of the actual impact--just remember the car beginning to swerve out of control. I'd say any kind of "preferred" manner of dying should be one that imparts immediate unconsciousness, and hopefully one that you have no chance to anticipate or ponder.

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)

i'd go with that.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)

on the drowning thing--

it may be true about the calm that comes later--but "getting there" would surely have to be agonizing and fear-instilling. With the freezing thing, I was never in a panic, just a lot of discomfort.

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:15, archived)

He has go the most punchable face...

Ning b3ta!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:19, archived)

Ning Wob

(Ning Wob sounds like a name for something or someone :)

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:21, archived)

Techno Wob...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)

aren't all faces punchable?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)

yes, but not all just cry out for it though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)

It is important not to sing the Welcome Pie song too fast, or the Welcome Pie may not be properly cooled.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)

The lyrics are

"Welcome Pie!
Ok, time to fuck."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)

the melisma on the first "o" should be drawn out to at least two minutes, you may not breath in

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)

Welcome pie is full of welcome fuck.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:55, archived)

:D then we'll rob a bank (looks like)

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LS18, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)

i'm not fucking it after he's had his fingers in it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)

Things have taken a turn for the delicious

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)

mother delicious and uncle tasty

they could swing the dog in a blanket over this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)

TOAP!

FUCKING KILL HIM!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)

you're scaring me :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)

would?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)

can't think about that now, I'm up to my balls in this fucking toaster over here

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)

The most fun way to get a stripey dick tan.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:32, archived)

you can try slamming it in a sunbed but that is just a good way to get thrown out of the salon, or possibly arrested, if it is a salon for ladies

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:36, archived)

BUT YOU CAN TRY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:04, archived)

Feeling lucky?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:53, archived)

I fucking love barcodes

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)

WOO!

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Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)

Cunthammer!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 7:49, archived)

Nicely done.

I should try making some of those.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)

nicely!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:56, archived)

my QR reader doesn't recognise it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)

Hide under the sofa. It's TOAPNIGHT

Ris (like you've been under a rock)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:02, archived)

It's all Bush's fault, you know.

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Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)

FUCK

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Grampa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)

YES WE FLAN!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:58, archived)

Oh man.

I don't want to touch that. I still believe in n-dimensional chess.

But that did make me laugh.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)

Ohh!

A laugh!

Day made here.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)

it's a plan, I guess

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)

WHAT SOFTWEAR DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOU'RE DREWINGS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)

A BLUNT KNIFE AND SOME STICKY TAPE

DOWNLOAD NOW FOR 30 DAY TRIAL PERIOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)

actually I use MS image composer which is pretty much the same thing

it's no longer available, I had to find a torrent for it when we upgraded our machines, I've got photoshop on this fucking PC even though I never use it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)

SORRY DID I SAY SOFTWEAR I MENT KNITWARE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)

oh! in that case, an old crochet hook slightly sharpened on asphalt, and number ten yarn in whatever colours may be to hand

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)

Racist!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)

would you like a taste of my hook

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)

PUT IT IN THE TOASTER

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)

WORLD RECORD FOR TOTAL NUMBER OF SIMULTANEOUS DICKS IN A TOASTER: PRESENTLY UNCLAIMED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)

Go b3ta! Go b3ta!

Get the record! Get the record!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 5:32, archived)

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