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[challenge entry] It's all about the Threedee nowadays.

Scotland had to start erecting these warning signs after people kept bumping into the scenery
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Lovely.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Larve-ly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Splendid!
I would probably turn around instantly. Don't care if the detour leads me through North Korea, as long as I avoid that headsplitting FX.
(Fistshaker, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha



erecting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Admiral Motti was never one to take a hint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *squints*
sorry... can't read it

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Your monitor must be
even crappier than mine then.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
It's a big monitor, but old...

And a work one. So yes, very shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# nicely : )
he's a smug git, isn't he... needs more croissant
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen him in Bath before
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Haha :)
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (28 kb)
(jabells, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
#


no, you've lost me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Pugs are weird
and should be gathered up and used as fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Antoine Dodson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9M_nw6p8qs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# funnier than Clare Werbeloff anyway
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9M_nw6p8qs

spoiler: she lied, it didn't happen, but still, CHK CHK BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# This should be nailed to all the poles in wherever the hell this was
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] sign making is a very profitable business
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# haha
Danger - Hulk Hogan Approaching
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Missed out on a trick there, HT :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# loving the independence day sign
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Needs more "Building may be crashed into by jumbo jets"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Or "Attacked by Giant Pro-Wrestlers"
*feverishly scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Nicely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ark at this


Click for bigger (111 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
"Well they won't find it without my help, and when they open it they'll all die. So I think I'll just stay at home."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# hehe
not my work, but it has reminded me of this story...



www.sciforums.com/vacuum-pockets-and-safety-nazis-t-41446.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha! FFS!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# It's amazing considering I once had a job that did involve pockets of dangerous gas in enclosed spaces
and the bosses there couldn't even be bothered issuing the necessary gas detectors. This resulted in at least 1 hospitalisation while I was there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Sounds like a studio I used to work in. About an hour after lunch, there'd be pockets of dangerous gas floating around.
there'd be pockets of dangerous gas floating around.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Skimping on the canaries, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Sorry
On the verhoven vibe, i was going to do 'i fucking love insects' on the pic of zander getting his brains sucked out in starship troopers, but the shot was too close to make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hey, look! Its the "i didnt do it" boy!
"Woozle wozzle...?"

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That has tickled me somewhat. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# the wagon that keeps giving
in other news I've just been for a MRI scan, Daveexcalmationmark would love it...it's like listening to german speedcore in a giant donut!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ooooh... hope all's okay.
Don't you have to lie perfectly still for 20 minutes? Not sure I could do that if I was awake.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# yeah me too, I'm fucked if it comes back bad..
they strap the part down they're scanning (head in my case). luckily i have a hangover so i just dozed off to the techno sounds
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Eeep!
Anyone want to know how to turn a wire coat hanger and a piece of cotton into a temple gong?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Ah, The Blob
A GOOD remake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustafa Bindun?


A warning we must all surely heed.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Compo it.
The last time I bought something from 'The Gap' was in 2000 and it said 'Gap Athletic' on it. What a cock. Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# dungarees?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# that's only a couple of letters away from "gay pathetic"
when i was at school GAP stood for Gay and Proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Well I am actually gay
but thanks for your input
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of gaps...
Found this warning sign in a zoo in Australia...

cfb
cfo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Arf!
That's great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# That is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# probably, and indeed
For some reason this has reminded me of my Day-Glo cords and matching jumper from Benneton in the mid 80s. What a cunty fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# And I bet you still wear them
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# as I recall, I was so desperate for a pair, that I bought a pair the only pair left, which were about 2 sizes too big
they cost a fortune and I think I wore them once. I think patent shoes came in at around the same time and again I bought a pair that was too small. I must have looked like a technicolour Charlie Chaplin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# That is really nice, TGA, but we all know what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# and was this created before or after the compo suggestion ;D
much wooness either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# After, as it happens :)
colours/layout inspired by the poster I put up as an example for the challenge idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I knew this was you before I'd finished scrolling ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Haha, this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Surely you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley
/ac :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Good Luck
We're all counting on you ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Knew this was you straight away!
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# You aren't the first person to say this...
Am I THAT obvious? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# I knew you'd say that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Thank God it's Only a Message Board!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Yay!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# cheers fella
I did just reply in 'the other place' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
Needs more Central Scrutinizer.
(groover j lazerus, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# isn't this from airplane?
i remember something like this from my childhood.
anyway, LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ah yes, here we go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyOX4G7TmE0
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Nice work!
The cockpit.... what is it?

(pahakyy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry funkenstein, couldn't resist... ;)
(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I ate a danger pizza once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# did it taste of risk?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# It tasted of your mum, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Its your own fault
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
he fucking loves toxic waste!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# But toxic waste doesn't love him back!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# its that kind of relationship that makes Mars so special
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ACEEEEEED!
b3ta.com/board/10497919
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10497901
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# genuine lols
*click for jazz hands
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Jazz hands! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Massive erection
Jazz hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# :( 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ ETC


story: www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/04/bubba-smith-police-academy-hightower
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# . . .
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I don't remember Hightower being in Beverly Hills cop......

There we go that's "better"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# nor me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# A florist?
Yeah, y'know... flowers and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow!
(Sidbot89, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Is arithmetic considered "play" now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch the teeth love.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Paul Daniels?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Oh why not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Aciiiiiiiiiiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking love bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# aaawk :(
R.I.P. Bubba “Hightower” Smith
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# *hearty applause*
Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# *livery applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# *chesty cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# haha
cue link to literal video...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# *dances*
safely
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Haha! Lovely :)
Except that For Your Safety You Can Dance sounds like a bit of a threatening way to ask a girl out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# It worked in the 80s
Now they've got the vote and drive cars suddenly you have to be NICE to them and buy them dinner and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Nice? Dinner?
No, no, this is all wrong, I can't see how this is going to work at all.
Knock 'em on the head and drag 'em back to the cave, that's what I say.
They'll thank you in the long run.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# And no protective headwear either
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# made with
"feeling"
(what day is it?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# FP-worthy ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Not only have I de-lurked to say that this is totally ace...
...but I have whipped together a yellow & black .eps version to get blown up to poster size & go on the door of my wedding reception in a few weeks. Bride-to-be thinks this is the best thing ever.
(i_cola, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap bit of bet-hedging for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# *tea splurtle*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# *comedy mis-reads*
[ The spurtle (or "spirtle") is a Scots kitchen tool, dating from at least the fifteenth century. It was originally a flat, wooden, spatula-like utensil ... ]
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Indeed
Looking forward to this year's Golden Spurtle Awards already. This is Jackie Bird, Scottish News, Scotchland.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I think I can win that one!

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] G'ning. I'll just plonk this here for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# *bites nails*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
#
well I like it
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# morning :D
hole in the face!

edit : hehee thanks for the comments :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# #I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Oh, good referencing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# 9am, time for a nice gentle morning laugh on /board ...
Oh fuck! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# clear the way I got this
*opens emergency aromatherapy first aid kit
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# we're gonna need more patchouli!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# damn it!
and we need that rosemary people. We need to get him harmonising his life goals pronto!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Hit the brain, Bert!
I hit the fucking brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Looks like he had a rather long sleep-in

morning Jesse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# this happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I said I was SORRY

I'll try and skullfuck more carefully next time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# you didn't even stay to help me mop up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I thought you just wanted some quiet time to your scattered self
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I needed a whole box of tissues :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Well to me that is an indication that you had a good time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Ooooh, I'd get that seen to if I were you.
Woo!.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# but best not bother the doctor
I'm sure the pharmacist can advise on a suitable ointment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I was thinking a couple of aspirin and an early night would do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Heavy night last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# wah hey!


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I'm ris'ing a bit there
plus I'm still reeling from this comment on the Daily Mail site

"They should start by hanging the children who put graffiti on my local station. That'll teach their parents to get some control.
- Thomas Jenkins, Hastings, 04/8/2011 08:09"

We won't get anywhere until we start hanging children.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Quite
It's the only language they understand.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# They won't do it again, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha

did you make this for anyone in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Hanging's too good for them.
They want double hanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# set on fire is what they need
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Well, to be fair, it would fix the problem.
Actually, why are you reading the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# when you suffer from depression you seek out things that are worse to try and make you feel not quite so low
problem is it can also drag you down further.

Fortunately other people's insanity was crazy enough to make me laugh here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# \o/ Success! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# that doesn't sound like a great plan
I've tried it, and it made me feel much worse. You can't hope to even comprehend the scale of human misery and surrounding yourself with it will only bring you down ,further.

I have found that CV exercise is the best natural cure (coupled with reduced alcohol, and a better diet).


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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# blimey
there was some therapy where they found 3 things which actually work (i'll try to edit in th e link for the research if I find it). they took a group of depressed people and did the following for 2 weeks and each reported feeling better (plus brain activity scan doodah confirmation)
1. post it notes around the house telling them to think of a positiv e thought when they saw it
2. laughing each day for about 20 mins
3. exercise

sounds trite,I know, but something to do with reprogramming the neural pathways or some other bollocks (theres also alot of visualisation work/ turning down the critical self talk recommended too). personally I recommend getting rid of the TV. (I used to have serious depression when I was younger late teens/early 20s and I found meditation worked a treat but I appreciate everyone's different)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# And if you can laugh for 20 minutes in one day - - - yeah you're less depressed.
So the cure was cannabis?

The best time for exercise is in fact when you don't feel like it . . . I recommend something fun (martial arts for instance;)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# right
I'm going back to bed, who wants to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# tempting, but one must struggle on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# *raises hand and eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Tom seems like a nicely balanced fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha! The third one's a bit "meh" but the first two are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Loving #2
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 2's the best, followed by 1
How's the masks coming along? Repost for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# pfft
masks are going swimmingly, trying to get the time for the new helmet faceplate design but life keeps getting in the bloody way
ETA: sometime on saturday

still alot of work on top, beard and left side
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Page Addicts Puzzle Support?
Meet me at Peter Andre, at yellow o'clock on Doesn't she look fat to sort this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# A couple of people suggested Birthday Vags again..
Kitty Fantastico: As I only recognise about three people from tomorrows list, how about Andy Hallett in make-up as Lorne.
RedHouse: Odd list tomorrow, the ladies apart from Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon are a bunch of unknowns. I liked Sebastian Roché a lot in "Roar", Louis Armstrong and Barack Obama...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
# You're well good at these.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Sebastian Roché looks even more like the bloke from Nickleback now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Chad Kroeger's hairstylist must have been a fan
but otherwise, I don't see the resemblance. Plus, I hate Nickleback.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I always had Obama down as a b3tard

I wonder if he is a lurker or one of the regulars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:27, archived)
# *waits for someone to change their comedy account name to "Obama"*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# 'VECTOR' FACE GIRLS WITH REAL EYES AND MOUTHS AND CROWNS AND CLOTHES AND NECKLACES AND JEWELLRY AND HORNS
VAG CREAM COCONUT JEWHAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# She looks fabulous, though
if she wasn't over 100 and dead,...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# For tomorrow
Joseph Merrick, aka The Elephant Man
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# it's 80's music video time
with Adam 'MCA' Yauch and Tawny Kitaen!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)

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