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#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I'll throw it at your head I will.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
Mindpiss.

Father Ted reaches far and wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
meanwhile in Italy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# No wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# you love horses
best of all the animals
(rogerzilla, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# All in all it's just another brick out the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# BRICK!
But is it as good as Log, from BLAMMO!?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# The Brick of Democracy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Don't forget, they can also get cashback after they have their goods...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry, dont know how to do a 'click for bigger'
i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/ebay.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# you're not the only one
i still have no idea how to do it

edit - OH LOL!

£12 postage, daylight bloody robbery!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ^This
I have been told about 50 times and still can't get my thick head around it. I tried once and posted a massive image, got flamed, panicked and deleted thread, got flamed, flounced, got flamed.
Now i just draw small pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *flames for just drawing small pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# *riots*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# *taks pikchur ov da guds an pts it on twitter*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Gah! *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha!
i know how to do it!
i'm going to beat myself in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Any excuse
with you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# pretty much, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Links -->
EDIT: LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# <a href="put the link address in here" target="_blank">this bit will show up in blue on the board</a>
Taken from the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yeah, still gibberish unless you know what that actually means though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# which bit don't you understand?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# no, don't...
unless you want to see massive pics appearing and disappearing on /board for the next half an hour, before i go to bed and beat myself in frustration
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Best of all the masturbation techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
#

cfb

...and the code...

<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/large_image.jpg"><img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/small_image.jpg" />
cfb</a>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of troub....
oh never mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Weirdest thing is
...we've got a fucking "preview" button
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# TELL THEM LARGE MARGE SENT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hmm
upload a big picture to the internet
copy its address
paste its address into the "put the link address in here" bit
this is your "click for big" link
upload a small version to the internet
post it on b3ta with a click for big link beneath

so your post would look like:

Small version of picture, guaranteed to garner lols from the crowd

[a href="link to the big version of the picture"]Click for big (5.3Mb)[a]

except with those brackets replaced with angle brackets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of trouble to explain that
You're up to something... *narrows eyes even more*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'm just a lovely kind of guy
Honest, guv
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i understand it, but for some reason it never works for me
i am an internet spaz
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# It could be worse, you could be in an internet cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# i fear i may be a spazzy internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING ME AN INTERNET CUNT?
:( I'm dead fluffy, me, except when I start ranting at people for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I don't know how to upload an image normally,
every time I go to FAQ/my image is on the internet now what?/ and just copy that line. Can there be one added for the click for bigger thing do you reckon?
would help out lots of people. Well, me if i'm being honest.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# eh?
where are you uploading them? to upload the ones form photobucket copy the html link.
using b3tards just copy the whole lot, though it's not all needed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Sorry, I mean
I havent memorised the code stuff, I use photobucket and just copy the bit from the FAQ every time and then add my direct link. I still don't know the code to type it from memory.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# <a href="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/ebay.jpg" target="_blank">Embiggerate</a>
Enshrinkify your picture and post it in the usual way.

Underneath that, paste in what I've put in the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# You need to add the http:// to that
otherwise it'll redirect within the site
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oops
Corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hmmmm, yeah the cfb no worky


wtf


(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Let's see
Embiggerate

It does.

I amended the url to put http:// in front of it as per emvee's instructions. Repaste and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# i had to rearrange the whole code, but i think i got it in the end
the moral of this story, it seems, is to avoid big pics and small details
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# There's none left.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
Also: Two cars are on fire down the road from me.(Wirral)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Use the b3ta uploader and tick the box
it does it all for you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# And what is the b3ta uploader?
I iz spaz, sorrie
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# use b3tards.com to upload your pics to.
rather than pbucket and it's pitiful monthly allowance
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# here's how it's done
the blue highlited bit is the cfb code, the green highlighted part is where you paste the url of your big image, simples.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You've gone to a lot of trouble to explain that
You're up to something... *narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# heheheh, only took a min
i hate thinking of people being stuck, i remember pissing about trying to get it right when i first started.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Maybe he genuinely loves horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvVpijAsiE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ha ha
Nice, bruv
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I nominate this "B3ta's most helpful thread of the day"
Now we can go back to name-calling for minor infringements or cluelessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Can I take my pants back off now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Yes, yes you can
if usual behaviour is to resume.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# You mean, we had to put our pants on in the first place?
/missedmemo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# It's okay, we're well into pants-off time again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# fuck off you flowery donkey
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# *Punches in gob*
Get tae feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# David! Behind you...!
Behind You!
Oh...sorry, my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I was lamenting only yesterday
that we can't do the great gag of old...

"What's on the tele?"
"A fruitbowl"

...'cos teles are so thin these days.

Although you could probably still get away with the Monty Python gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
'dust' works too
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# raaaaaacist!
I noticed they'd put a black copper behind him. Cynical cunts. Just did a quick google image search, and the only other time a black protection officer shows up outside Number 10 is when Obama is visiting!
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Proud sponsors of the London Riots
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'm more of a Bloods man
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# pffffff
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I'm rissing on this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# bandana pattern.
and 'CRIPS'
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# The crips are a gang in America and Africa and a few other places
and the background is a bandana, and I assume he was making a reference to the gang shooting?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# what gang shooting :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Still not 100% what it has to do with london
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# it has 100% nothing to do with london
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# think of the crips as chavs with guns
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ok
the point is, it has nothing to do with london.
the title could've been look, i made a funny crips packet aren't i waki ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# It would've been funny if you'd changed it to "wankers".
I'd have lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I 'm Rissing all the way to the Bunker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# yeah, it is a little ris'y, i couldn't think of a gansta flavour
it was going to be flavour flav flavour crips, but I don't really see him as a crips man
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# once again how does an american rapper effect london?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# All blacks are responsible for all crime.
Duh.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# whoa!
don't associate me with casual rasicm, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah there is nothing casual about Reals racism
Hardcore all the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# i like to think i'm more of an enthusiast, rather than casual
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ahahaha
took me a second, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Worryingly, my wife used to work with a woman whose son was named
Eaton Cripps.

And she'd never noticed.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# even if his last name wasn't cripps
who the hell calls their child eaton?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# nicely done
*crosses another one off the big-list-of-ones-i-meant-to-get-round-to*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# nah, do it anyway
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# 'Noon Peeps
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I'll pea this as it seems quite relevent

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# piloted by chavs searching for a jd sports I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done :D

have a repost from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# You clever dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# "Come and get what's coming to you, you oiks!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Shouldn't he be a Brit-Cit Judge? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I think Maiden has made something along those lines..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# It's Boris, he doesn't know where he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha this rocks my world!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# London's Burning!
I expect the Kaiser Chiefs saw this coming and put a bet on at Labrokes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Not all bad
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I feel like a prophet. A few years ago I mashed this up...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Dear Christ you've made Call Me look sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# There's so many people getting off at Clapham Junction with brooms for the riot clean up, it's been mistaken for a Harry Potter convention
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hold that pose no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Boom boom boom
bassline tumpin
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Nice head-bob action
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Squishy dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# that dog is made of silly putty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Let the police vans run down looters
It'll be a Rollover week!

Wonder if anyone will remember these events by Friday when it comes to thinking up a newsletter topic?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Won't need to, some bastard will have stolen the newsletter
And set fire to /board
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Free laptop with every newsletter *
* redeem at participating London stores only
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# they must have read Tuesday's edition
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# FREE AIDS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# THE GOOD KIND
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Don't panic.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Call Me sooooooo wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# "You're off the fucking chain!"
Personally, if he did this I would vote for him next time.

But he won't. So I won't
Now I need to go and wash my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# this is great, i'll pop mine in this thread as i have a feeling it may have bindun, i've not been on much since this started.

cfb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# By the power of Greyskull...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# All that looters need are Japanese Peace Lilies - that would give them focus and calm them down.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Get a rake
Shape the burning rubble into a nice calming Xen garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# he's tooled up a bit since a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I took a train to a tropical beach once

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah, you have to transfer from Preston to get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# and when you get there you share a beach with a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# If you're lucky, you can swim with a piece of toilet paper.
If, of course, you're suicidally stupid enough to swim in the water at Blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# that's no fish
it's a jamrag with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Oh fuck off Boris, don't come back you goon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# He goes away for two seconds and look what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Don't know what the fuss is all about. It's nothing new
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Kickin' it Old School.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# HAHA Change the whole fp to this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha
mobilise the riverghost anti-imagetheft unit!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Bravo sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Top notch!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I notice they haven't touched /talk or /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# there are limits, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# well you don't shit on your own doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# It's like looting a dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hey, they looted Oxfam and Aldi
Maybe they'd just set fire to /talk...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Talk's probably where they came from in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# While /qotw just *say* they were out rioting
and claim they stole elephants, Rolls Royces and the Crown Jewels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# ^ HAHAHA Exactly this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahah thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Cheeky fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha "YOINK!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# A-hahahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Bastards...
...have pilfered the donate section.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It was inevitable
I don't know why Rob didn't see this coming. He didn't give them enough to do and the couldn't see a future for themselves in B3ta. This is just the result of years of pent-up anger at his misrule.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha... very good
* Burns Bunker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahahah! *insta-click!!!*
Lulsec and anonymous better pull their thumbs out of their collective arses - they're really being out-done in terms of civil disobedience...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# oh, well done sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# brilliant
a - ha - a - haaa- haaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I like this and I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# brilliant, absolutely brilliant! resize it and make a cfb so it can be fp'd!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Or I could make my front page pic a CFB
to link to it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Outstanding....
Give that man a ceeeegar!
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# a big bag of WOO for you!!!
:D click!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# There goes my livelihood :(


Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# ...Back in London City...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Chav-repellent bat spray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# What, no super repellent anti-looter Bat spray?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# miiiiiiiindpissssss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Bruce Wayne prefers his teenage boys in a different kind of hood
the PVC kind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Shit Bag Man
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ff
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Meanwhile at Cobra...



What exactly are they planning to do...?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
#
Explain to them that we are all in this together, that should stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# as far as I know, politician's job is appearing to do something, rather than doing anything
plus there's fuck all he can do, he started this, it's not to do with the death of Mark Duggan and has everything to do with the Tory class-fuck. It's happened earlier than expected, but the government are realising that they're not quite as powerful as they thought.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Very good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry to knock you down the board... didn't see you there.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Heh heh
No worries, there's some news happening today so it's a fast moving board.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Is it Red Dwarf Day?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# RED DWARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# CLITORIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# fp this shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# In jail
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# now there's a hatchet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Her big-faced twin kept appearing in a port-hole and scaring off potential suitors?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# was my first guess too
but not my second one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# They both look a bit mannish to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# there goes that discriminating eye again ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# The one on the left looking like a lead singer of an 80s electronic group. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# We *all* play synth...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)

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