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# ello you orrible lot

been asked to write a kids book full of robot building projects kids can do with their dads.
they have offered me a flat rate with no royalties, price not bad but not enough enough to give up day job to give it my full attention.
there is no way i can complete it before the deadline with the time i have available at weekends
shit fuck fuckity fucking fuck !!!! a job comes along that was made for me and i cant do it because of my fucking shitty day job.


(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
# they approached you?
if so, can't they be negotiated with for more time/money?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# trying that now
but they want it ready for fathers day next year.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# go on the sick for a month and write it while you r are off...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# isn't it 8 days at a time before you need a doctor's note?
not sure how many times a year you could do it for though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)
# I meant go to doctor and claim stress... get a note for month....
get paid.... write book... go back to work... win win ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# best of luck
if anyone deserves this, it's you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# So you have about 9 months?
Well, less with printing/editing time. It's not that much of a squeeze, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# there's thinking time
drawing and writing,
then re-drafting, consultation etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# The worst that could happen is you don't finish it in time.
Thinking time can be done in quiet spots through the week, surely.
edit: fuck, you're not amoebaboy, but the point still stands, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# trust me mu
those cunts i work for make sure theres no quiet spots.
its like a fucking prison camp.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It still seems worth going for to me. You might get more work off the back of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# You might also want to invest some time in looking for a less cunty employer
and move to a day job that lets you have a little more time for other things. (Been there, done that)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# copy deadline new year
i would have to bust my balls every weekend, my day job fucks me right up
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# wankers
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# No way to wrangle time off at all?
Tell them *old relative* died and take a weeks compassionate leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# sack, sack, and more sack
you have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ^this^
this and more this, you have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# shit! go for it
there comes a point in life when you should just trust in providence. find a way to get this book done even if it means fucking this job over. sometimes things have a habit of coming together when you trust your instincts :)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# can't you do it between punters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# fraid not smashy
gotta pay the bills you know.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Write it in your own time.....for yourself... then aproach a publisher... then get royalties as well..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# has been considered
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Good plan... if they approached you with a fixed offer, they know it's going to sell....
also , if they approached you, it's because they know that you can contribute something unique that no one else can to the book to make it sell more copies than if they got someone else to write it instead...

go for it and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Good luck!
Keep us posted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# They would have records of approaching him with the idea.
Wouldn't writing it for himself would break some interllectual property laws?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I don't know....... he might have to go back in time and change history before anyone had thought of making it happen in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# i hope thats not true
they could really fuck me up, nah,, just call it build robots from rubbish or some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Pfft.,,,, stop pretending you don't know how to build a time machine......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
# if he hasn't accepted the offer
i would think that anything he does that doesn't break plagiary or copyright laws still counts as his own intellectual property
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# He should just put a hit on them and have them killed......
Then do it in his own time when he;s ready.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# now that right there is a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Yay.... if you and me put our heads toghether.. we could solve world hunger I'm telling ya..! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# i've already got a solution to that
but people don't seem to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# So have I.... My solution is eat supper... which I'm just going to do...!!
If only everyone thought of just eating supper.... they would be no more hunger or starvation... night.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# just had mine
and as i'm now stupidly tired, i'm off for some much-needed sleep.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# i could just go the cory doctorow route
and stick it on the internet for free, you dont have to worry about people nicking it, and people buy the book when it comes out anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# yeah! fuck their shit right up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)
# This would be less time consuming and less expensive than building a time machine....
Which ever way you do go dude..... hope you get it done the way you want it done.... and hopefully make lots of money too.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Take some holidays?
Or break a couple of decent sized bones and sit and do it in hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ^
A good idea. Break a femur going bungee jumping drunk. You have the fun of getting pissed, probably have the fun of the bungee jumping though you won't remember, *and* break your leg. Or do what a friend of mine did. Get pissed, fall over the barrier at Liverpool St., wake up at the Royal London being interviewed by the police, and spend a fortnight in hospital on morphine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)
# pull a sickie?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Do your own book and publish it when you're ready.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# You could hire a ghost writer but I think the pencils would slip through his hands ;)
I hope you manage it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# score some adderall and work nights
YOU LAZY SHIT

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
# As you can see, meebs, the quality of publishing advice available round here is piss-poor.
They ARE taking the piss, these joker publishers. Cynical as fuck. But if you fancy it, do it.
And sit aghast as they refuse your phone calls when they sell 1,000,000 copies for £1 - £2 via every shit discount outlet going, and you're stuck with £3k you've already spent, and no intellectual property rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)
# perhaps you could outsource bits of the book to b3tards
there would need to be some editing to weed out the CDC's and such stuff.

but it could mean that you only actually have to do a quarter of the actuall work.

also, if you're coming up with the ideas as well as the illustrations then a flat rate doesn't sit right with me.i want a royalty as well as contol over what other medium they might want to port the format into in the future.

just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ruh-ruh-ruh-REPOST

Fits in with the compo nicely I think.
More
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# a repost of someone else's work?
well fucking done

edit: apparently not someone else's. merely a pbf clone instead. ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Uh
What? Pretty sure I drew this myself. With a pen I own.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# see edit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Ta
Appreciate the comparison, although I'd like to think I have Nick Gurewich beat on facile grocery puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I'd say that WFHIT
Is hardly a PBF clone.
They (being WFHIT) are pretty ace and a lot more varied.
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# oh go vector some porno you grumpy gus
: D
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# *applies for a job as a postie*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# shark tongue
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I'm no carpentry expert,
but that's a nice bit of tongue and groove.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
you're to old for that
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# NEVER!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# man, i need new glasses
thought that was rickman for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# You need a pair of glasses with Alan Rickman's face painted on them
now all your friends and people you see will be Rickmanised
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# then people would wonder why i was making the funny noises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# ^_^;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# oh dear god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# o_<
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# So that's where I left it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# BIGFUCK
Hahahahah:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# *checks trousers*
Uh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# FUCKCHODE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 0:07, archived)
# MY FUCK, LET ME SHOW YOU IT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# What, different funny noises than normal? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# yes
most people don't get to hear these particular funny noises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Ah noises reserved for those Rickman moments in life. I know them well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i though you might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# that hurt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# You want to add that to this....
www.b3ta.com/links/643832
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I want one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 6:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Haa Haa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# More
of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I never knew he had a 4 by a 4......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# One four all and all four one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Driven two it he was.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Quality not quadity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Quadity street..... four the best chocolate...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# You foursed me into it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# pass me that four by two
now bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Excessive Fours!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid cheap usb, doesn't fit, properl.........
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Coitus Interruptus
not the best brand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# they say it's virus proof
but I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# always getting done
them FLASH drives
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# qwertake!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Cor
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# back-back-backitup
uh!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Haha... I kept watching to see if you stuck it in alternate USB ports.... accidently on porpose.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# sorry, it slipped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Well at least you said "sorry"..... such a gentleman ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Optimized to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Asynchronous packet delivery
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to internet porn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# WWRL
Vectored hand with real laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# messy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# XXXCOPY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# SUperB
(Dyslexic puns inc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha, not made by Siemens by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :(
Biggerhttp://i55.tinypic.com/2r1zind.gif[/IMG]
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# OR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderful...."click" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I hope he's cleaned with fresh mint....!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Kryptonian bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# hey, superman! blow THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Haha!
Now do one of him in the bar flicking the nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
# hahahah
MORE OF THESE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# super
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Obi Wun can have a rest!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hehe
Could this be the new Ewan-MacGregor-Star-Wars-sweepy-gesture-knocking-things-over? (Sorry, don't know what it's supposed to be called)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Jedi bastard!
(thus, my prior outburst)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Ah I see, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# You're welcome
I miss your hogis, but I love horses too.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Haha... he gets all his wishes come true on his birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Yay for new herman silliness
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Because 3¾" should be enough for anybody...
It was bigger in my blog. Honest.
It was bigger over in my blog. Honest.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)
# yeah, i've heard that before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# This is a big pile of RIS to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Slightly tweaked and text on a photo Sunday, I think...
...STaToaPS.

[GoldieWilson] I like the sounda that. [/GoldieWilson]
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Is that Captain Planet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Looks like Colossus (X-Men) to me
(Not a comic book guy, but I saw the movies)
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Definitely
Captain Planet
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It is Mr. Colossus, yes...
...but now you mention it, Marvel may have a lawsuit or two to fling.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# You're just gutted you got sold a Captain Planet doll by Hippies in Reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I'm sorry, "action figure".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# It's cool...
...I'll settle for 3¾" Miniature Action Doll.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Penguin release fail

Quick and pants but with a promise to do better.
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# WHO IS HAPPY NOW, BITCH?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# poor shark!
look at its poor face, all scarred and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
Think the penguin was p-p-p-p-packing.
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Penguins can be such fearcefull creatures when in danger.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hmmm
think i'm going to have to watch fierce creatures again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Watch 'A Fish Called Wanda' instead
The sequel left me very disappointed!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I have been told to watch that many times.
I think I shall.

/mundane comment over.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# a fish called wanda is very good
but i actually prefer fierce creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Well, I respect your opinion, given I've not tried to watch it a second time
but I prefer Heavenly Creatures
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
My thoughts exactly. The bugger didn't want to leave and seemed to disappear under the waves rather quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)
# The Eggs Terminator.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# eggs julius benedict
/twins joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I thought you were away for two weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ten days
got back at 3, my mate picked me up and we got stuck in traffic. only walked through the door an hour ago, i'm fucking shattered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Yay have lots of fun and avoid being arested.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it's all fun and games till you have to wash twigs out of your knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Pffft.... twigs aren't too bad..... logs make the real mess....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Sounds like you need a colostomy bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Ta... I am a bit peckish....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# but all kids love log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Log! Log! Its big, its heavy, its wood! Log! Log! It's better than bad; its good!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# from Blammo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Fine, I'll bite.
How did you get twigs in your knickers, Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# i fell asleep in a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# kate bush?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# she wishes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# What *have* you been up to...?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# lots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Just in time to draw us a fish then...
* Welcome back, you will never leave, shop, kitten, pull up, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# fuck, no fish tonight
i've been travelling for 28 hours, i'm done in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Going back in time to change history is not without its whisks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I want your mixing bowl, your tea towel and you cookery book....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Your cloves... give them to me, now.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I want your pinny...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# He's causing a bit of a stir


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Arnold Beatsanegger
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Ah dude, that shit's mixed up!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# you just cant go around osterizing people
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Austerizing?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Lesterizing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Beat it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# because i do not like the image challenge
From my portfolio, I will submit this piece in the hopes that I will be accepted in to the Smash Monkey Academy of Fine arts & Digital Media
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# mmm--now that's cold
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ha ha! i was thinking the same thing
aww, c'mon... I luv her arts!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hahah
was looking for her recent spaghetti monster, but couldn't find it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# PAINT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# you freak!
4 pubes on the right nut -- nasty!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# GET THE TWEEZERS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# of course you aren't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# NOW HE'S GAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Jon Bon Jovi is gay - and this is news?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I like this
I wonder what he has for sale.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# ...his yard, of course
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# i'm back home five minutes
and already someone's having a go at me? that's lovely that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# :D
I didn't know you had gone anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# been to spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] a sexy black scok

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# No not the pink sock :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Looks more like the Yorks family
Prince Andrew, Sarah, Beatrice (in that "hat"), and Eugenie
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# how do you apply lipstick on slime?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# the last of my Jebus stuff (thank god)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Special thanks to all who contributed to the Shoes For Disciples Drive

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# He knows how to relax
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# indeed
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
#
(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# :) Fantastic pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Might as well post this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# too bad newshack didn't do it
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# He is also a cock sometimes
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Indeed he can be
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# but he shared the filet o fish an fries with the five thousand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# but that was before the menu changed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm hitting a RIS on this
have a Van Gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# reference to biblical prohibitions against eating pork
and a twat would be especially un-kosher
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ahhh
I thought it was muslims that didn't eat pig :S
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# dunno about those people
but Jews are heavy-duty anti-pork. And even on animals which may have "kosher parts," there are some parts that are forbidden--nothing near the ass, and nothing below a certain point on the animal--etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# but jebus is fitting him with two right shoes.
probably stole them from jjb sports
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I took liberties with just one shoe source
assuming nobody would give a shit enough to notice--drat:(
In those days, everyone had two right feet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# yeah, i was going to leave it
but it was like a huge elephant in the room. everyone had noticed, but were too polite to say anything
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# and I'm much to polite to say yer fulla shit :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# but, as i believe i've demonstrated, i'm not that polite
*gives chinese burn*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
*gives chinese burn* gives it to Chinese in the bum
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# the height of good manners in some of the smaller chinese villages
i read that somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# in a fortune cookie, mos' likely
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ayup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# The painting on the right
seems to be telling the story of a penguin being harassed by reptilians in a sunny day at a spanish bullfighting arena.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# they're obviously gayshifters
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# It looks like something Disney forgot to write a song for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I used to sell No Pasaran on demos
which usually meant I stood there with a bunch of papers in my hands and everybody walked past me lol and worse still I'd miss the guest band like the day I missed The Levellers because some cow shoved a load of papers in my hand and said stand there and sell those and watched me the whole time.

- free rights and democracy within Socialist parties is very hard to find.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# two broken wings of the same bird
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# sorry i fecked off there for a while
i meant fascism and socialism, they both seem to end up taking away peoples rights.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I don't think it was anything to do it being a socialist party but the fact
that some of the people seem to have forgotten what they were fighting for and unemployed working-class people to them were just to be pitied, won over and made to work for them for free. In the end I left pissed off with these so-called glitterati who gave me no self worth whatsoever. I believe that sometimes socialist causes attracts the wrong kind of people the ones who are only interested in self-promotion and patting themselves on the back for all the good causes they believe in, yet don't fully understand those causes.

It's like the old joke -
Q. How many Militants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Socialism (because that's the answer to all questions)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I'm really shit at understanding politics, so i just tend to steer clear of any major group. but i would vote for these guys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Fuck Yeah, Comrade!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# They are my new favourite boy band.


And hate them all with equal passion.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# What font matching algorithm do you use?
font Twat

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Its a special PShop add-on
but weirdly, or perhaps not, no colour matching from head to neck was needed. I know its not perfect but for a group made up of 4 black lads with a superimposed head of a Bristolian added, it looks not far off.
*edit* yeah, hands look a bit shit though....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
he is a fucking tool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# This
Very much this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# looks like we eat tonight, boys
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha
THIS is the reason I tend not to go fishing. Unless it is for rubbish in a lake.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
ish er
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# and
lake chemist
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# rubber in a chemist
eww
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Indeed
I still use 'geronimo' for the older members on here.
*edit* just to clarify, I use geronimo. the older people on here will get that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Geronimo, my friend
I'm too young to remember Geronimo. but old enough to remember the PSA
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# He never goes fering?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty....


No shopeage except for sig
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
very appealing though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# absolutely
and later on they cover themselves in oil and get hot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# superb
and I see you have the dregs of potato society leering from below as is customary for any strip joint :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# It' Lilly von Schpudd
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# tater van teese
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# A mawis piper - how womantic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# cor
all the eyes are on her
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# he's starch naked under there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
This gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# :D
Dirty spuds
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Haha.. this is ace's....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)
# that little bastard!

edit: scroll for punchline 1000pixels this way --+
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# fantastic!
PS I like your "I could get fps but I don't care" stance regarding picture size.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# pffft
but it's only funny though if we all did it. come on man, you know you want to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Campaign for a sideways scrolling FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
!kcilC
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I'm Ris-ing like thew originator of Ris?!

But you all love it???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# scroll>
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I think I made it too wide for
t'internet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Oh yeah! Didn't see the scrolly bar!!
Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I was staring at the first two pictures for a while too
It's just the right size to confuse someone with a 1024x768 screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I'm so bloody tempted to edit this now and just crop it to the first two frames
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# rotate it 90 degrees.
I think it's best how it is, scrolling is half the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# The Shining
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I got it right away after scrolling.
scrollfail
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :D excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
Ɑ:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
great

(i didn't scroll all the way across first time i looked)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# wait!
why is his own sign not backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
genius at work:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 47th most visited website, apparently...

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# genius
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# something new made from something old
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Yay and so begins GMOS Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Idle thought... I wonder
if Grandma still has his awesome mohican?


Anyway, hurray for the above combination of old-alumni B3tans... GMOS goes Lemony. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Where do old b3tans go?
I'm imagining that Rob has them hooked up like batteries Matrix style and once they are used up he has them turned to a soup to be fed back into the IC shed feeding mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# he doesn't anymore :(
but he does have a sort of beard now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I was going to nick S McP's image
and upside down the Mohican to make a beard, but then I thought that would look like his manpipe, and wasn't the look I was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Mohican cuts, awesome?
Look everybody, I look like a rooster--now I'm really special! pfff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I love mohicans/mohawks beats all the muppet cuts men have thesedays
Justin Bieber hair ffs go away bible-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# shoot him
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# haha this is epic win
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# needs more
cari byron
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# no seagal:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# the rooster comment stands, and speaks for itself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# How many floors does this building have???
In other news....
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)
# oh god
Freddy fish and Tracey tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# aaaw where'd he go? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# haha ceiling cat has yet to make his appearance :D

Oh it was just Goldblum instead
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)

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