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[challenge entry] Someone sent me a postcard with that famous image on it yesterday
So Fluffy rehearsing his lines..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# "Remember, it's WARK WARK WARK WARK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# *ROARS BACK*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Alfred J Kwark

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Arcdick
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic :D
Do you have a bigger version? :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# It is cold I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah...
but was a bit too XL to post :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Why, have you got a bucket fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# You can get those for a tenner at my local KFC.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Kentucky Fried Clunge?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# it's still technically chicken
according to their laywers
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# booooooooooooooooooooooooooored
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# nicely. NWOT and biindun Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# They come out very clean

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# she looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
I remember that. But haven't you just shopped a drawn penis over an actual penis?
(Good Penny, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I heart Lexx!
thought i was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
sellotape, invented by seaman first class john p. sello, 1807.

4
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ooh, nearly there...
Also: cool.conservation-us.org/coolaic/sg/bpg/annual/v02/bp02-13.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# and it's a whopper :D
brace yourself

3
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Said PT on the toilet this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ^that can't just be coincidence...
*searches bathroom for cameras*

2
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Camera?
I've already sold the turd on ebay!

*waits for 4k post*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# "danger to shipping"
:D

1
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Of course in those days selotape was just paste applied to a tapeworm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# like it, like it
I see no ships!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
# common mistake :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
Yeah I always read 'hardy' as that. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# not nelson's column
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Good Morrow, Mr Cre
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hello sir

was just about to go, as I'm about to see my brother perform on stage this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaaha
Superb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Last night in my flat - no miniature penguins
This morning, hundreds of 'em!

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# That'll teach ya to think twice before buying unmarked goods in attractive boxes from unusual little shops staffed only by an elderly Chinese man with cataracts puffing opium through a long clay pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not that old.
And it was Navy Shag, not opium, damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I don't care what colour it was.
I'll be damned if I let people damn me, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *damns a second time*
*follows it up with a severe smiting*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I had a navy shag once
haven't walked straight since
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, trust you to say that Smashy...

EDIT: oh, it was you PP?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I have less cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^ You dropped this... "marginally"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# How does one marginally drop something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# well flying is just falling without hitting the ground so it must be like that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ah, all is clear now.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# B'dum Tsch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# It was such an attractive box though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# As the Bishop said to...
Oh, I can't be arsed. More coffee required.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# That's ok Wil's cat has an unstoppable appetite for them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah, now I know where he gets his supply!
Oddly enough I made this yesterday morning before seeing WiL's gif, but decided to post it today because of the slightly RPS nature. I think that naughty penguin has been pissing in all our minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# They must be attracted to your sexy, Stripy socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ^ This
Excellent stripy sock skills.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# or maybe..
The socks are that colour due to the amount of fluffy she has trod on?

* Zooms in - I thought so, there is blood on those socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# We should be told!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha! They're actually ladybirds
But yes, I am their Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# You also kill ladybirds!
I am going off you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# They are some damn sexy socks
Who can blame them?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# A CALL FOR ASSISTANCE
Soon I will finish my new album (17 weird and rude and random tracks - as you would expect of me).

I need an album cover.

I have an idea for what I'd like but I don't really have design skills to create it. Can anyone help ?

My idea is....


The album is called "SONGS TO TAKE A DUMP TO"
The album cover needs to be 1600 x 1600 pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# wawypsb
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ^ This, with stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Hello there! Why not do one of your
traffic-light thingies?
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hi
Nah matey. As much as I love them lil fellows, they're just not right for this "shit album"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# hmmmm
ok - I'll put my thinking head on, it's probably more comfortable than my hangover head...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Traffic shites?
I'm seeing a green toilet symbol, in the lower, red turd above?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I think this could actually work
maybe the red guy goes to have a shit in his toilet and the poo drops out of the bottom of the toilet and down on to the green man below.

maybe Koit should download Blender and give this a go www.blenderguru.com/videos/introduction-to-the-compositor
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# That looks good doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Red = arse
Amber = turd
Green = toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Best suggestion so far
and British Traffic Lights system too - I've clicked I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# This is perfect!
A crap concept has evolved to perfection, right before your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I do love the suggestion
But I want to go with the design I have conjoured already.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Tsk!
Bloody clients, always thinking they know better, i don't charge you a fortune to listen to your ideas you know, i'm the designer, i know what's good for you

/londondesignagency
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I love you Thor
Always have, always will.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I suggest this designer
www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I have serious questions regarding the cat
Pic 1......................................................................................................................Pic 2
.

That is clearly two cats
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah he decided the orange one was more cuter than her cat ;)
did you read the text?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# ;)
I also prefer the ginger one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Sadly, all fictional
All his work is fiction...

Amusing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Oh how I hate you for pointing that site out....
My head is thumping from laughing so hard!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I don't see what's wrong with your own version.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ^ this
it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah as a concept it's good
But I don't have the skills to flesh it out to a decent looking image.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Right, then. Watch this space.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Here we go, then.

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I love what you have done here
I'll ponder over it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I pondered over colouring it in,
but nah. Fine as it is.
Although you might want to check out the sleeve of Royal Trux's "Sweet Sixteen", which is pretty bloody inspiring, if too downright horrible to reproduce here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Take a dump, take a picture, pixelate

?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Weirdly enough
my last album cover was a big turd.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It's always with the pixelate with you, especially for your reflectoporn :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Just the way I roll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Aww but once with the reflectoporn could you not pixelate, plz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)
# I just have a pixelated sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Rough sex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# It's like playing tetris at times

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I hope Will Smith's Boom! Shake the Room is on there :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# That fucker
is getting nowhere near my audio. :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Are you suggesting Will Smith will steal your music system? Racist!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah
One sniff of a speaker system and he's all fellony.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
moo
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# COMP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# NEW CHALLENGE: LENS FLARE
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Ooo you cheeky bugger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I accept all major credit cards and most of the minor ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I don't know if
my art style is to your taste, but i have nothing to do today so would be willing to have a try if you want. I like a project.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# By all means please do
Please base it on the image I have made as that's the design I really want to go with.

Thanks for your help.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# It will be along those lines
See you in about 10 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I may not be around then
but feel free to mail the image to

graige AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# O oh! Expect pixelated reflectoporn from mediocre now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# You ruined the surprise! :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Oops
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# "job" done
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
# haha
this is class
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# God I remember this being posted in response to a troll
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I have a bill pointing for all occasions
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Have you got a goatse one?
I'd be amused to see such a thing, even though many'd be displeased.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I'll never forget I kid that completely taken to the cleaners.
He covered his face with what we can only hope was nutella and tried to pass it off as him photoshopping himself black. It became a meme/bandwagon and the still wouldn't admit that it wasn't shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Knock knock.
Who's there?
I Dunnap...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:29, archived)
# you dunnap what?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I shat miself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# this any use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Don't get me started on montion sensor lights
Sat in the toilet at work having a crap and every five minutes the light goes off, I then have to wave my arms around to continue my poop with light
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# that is not an image I want in my head on a Sunnday morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Your grimacing isn't adequate motion?
You need moar fibre...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# 'Tis a lovely image an' no mistake
However, not quite for what I need.
Thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)
# no worries
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# i put a lot of effort into this.
i even plastic wrapped the gradient

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry I'm late!
Yesterday, Kitty Fantastico requested Tara Fitzgerald "Because I had a crush on her when I was young" and the reason for me being late today, was the amount of research that I had to complete for todays brithday stripy, Keeley Hazell.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
Following that, Drunken Miss Holly asked for Greta Garbo and I have added Jack Warden to this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# this was one of my many childhood crushes
t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGyRYsLZoRmM7DM1FyK_x9wvPCX96wnGo97UqnTwkYwl0lFVDXwqrPke9I
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Is that an early photo of Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# are you trying to retrospectively destroy my childhood fantasies?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# So it was then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i have no response to this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Who is Keeley Hazell
*Googles*

Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# ( o )( o )
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Why Grandma!
What big eyes you have . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Yup
I need a ciggy now >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# great googly moogly!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I did produce another one, but I thought it may be...

NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# link it - post it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# that's totally sfw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# got to appreciate the female form!

brb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# :D

I also remember Tara Fitzgerald getting her norks out in "The Camomile Lawn".
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# 'ello, 'ello, 'ello!!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# GLORIA!
stits!

Woo! Top work


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Good trumpet action, there.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# * Waits for it to be shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# ning wobbly
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Reply2(My OC Maria)

I love b3ta people!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I really really like your arts
but I don't have a scooby what your going on about
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# i agree with 50% of this statement
but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# I also have a strong affiliation with pineapples
it's a difficult situation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I kinda zoned out about half way through.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# oh? i haven't even read it yet
*reads*
*ponders*
reaffirms original statement
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# You managed half way? Props to you for your determination :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# It's intriguing, in that
The longer it goes on, the less sense it makes. Must be a scientific first.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I disagree with 50% of this statement.
Looks like we're ideologically opposed and will have to commit mass genocides against each others civillian population. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# *orders preemptive strike of holy hand grenades*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# exactamente
:D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Oh! You disagreed with THAT half?
err... sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I love their international translator better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Your artwork is good
but I don't think you really understand b3ta. It's not an art site, it's a place where like minded creative people share a fairly specific sense of humour.

Perhaps if you had read the FAQ you'd understand this and some of the comments people make.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# there is always the b3ta dictonary that could help
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Good Morning Mistah Toats
Good Morning everybody

Today I are mostly converting old cassettes into MP3. I thought I'd need a special tape deck (like what my bro-in-law bought) but it works just fine with a lead and some free software.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# yay for rescuing old audio
Or are you being Sir Aunty Pirate Grampa DtH today?

If so, Yaaaaarr!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# thass tomorrow innit?
but YARRRR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Well, I'm ready!
I'm ready!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning David

I did this a couple of years ago. Put a tape deck under my monitor and just recorded away. Didn't have any specific software though. Sounds interesting. Not that I have most of the tapes anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# audacity!
free and perfect for the job.
started doing mine a few years ago. it's a tedious and seemingly endless process
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Yes, took me several months.

But I just popped a tape in there when I was busy doing other things.

Certainly, I missed a couple of song endings from time to time. But being able to do other things while it recorded away and occasionally rerecording a song more than made up for not having to sit around waiting for them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I did this once for what was left of my old C90 John Peel recordings
the quality wasn't great but that was the original taping not the digitizing and an enjoyable project with lots of leads and specialist sockets and such.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# This
b3ta is more about community, general nonsense and jokes, rather than actual artistic talent.
Your lovely pics are welcome, but try not to pay attention to what we all say - its a strange place, where everyone knows each other very well. Lots of obscure in-jokes and such...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Hello
My that's a long letter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# That really is a lovely hat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ooh! La, sir!
sir!*bats away with fan blushing furiously!*

thanks


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
translate.google.com/#en|ja|
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Can you use a potato peeler on a pineapple?
What now?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# sure you can
how else do you get the seeds out?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Wank it off a little?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# but what if it's ginger?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html#.TnOn6wIvjJY.email
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I just use knife. I don't need potato peeler.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# you need a pineapple peeler®
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# upset online.
i think
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# You're asking us to read all that but you refuse to read the faq on account of not having time for it?

I'm asking this for the last time: pineapple or potato peeler?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# judging by her post I think you've misjudged her
it's got to be a cat scratching post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# or a pineapple peeler ®
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
Perfect solution!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# o_0
You have the skills in drawing and a nice style, that is true, but EH?? Go buy some pineapples and beat them off a cliff with a banjo! Then return refreshed and put your skill to better use?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I love this.
It's very hatstand indeed.

Ohayo gozaimasu, watashi no tomodachi.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# A haiku:
Read the F A Q
Mikka Bouzu is your guide
Then the penny drops.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# How am I getting accused of doing something wrong with a pineapple and a potato peeler?
I left no witnesses to that incident.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Sounds sexy ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# >:(
Evidence exists!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# are you a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Yes. what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# just asking is all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# are you hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
with evidence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# The entire internet.
You're the first lady person here.

Carry on as you were.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# There are a couple on to break up the sausagefest that is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I also have that impression.
But they are brave to out themselves and I will protect their identities, even if they turn out to be more dudes, just don't tell me, I don't want to know.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I hear Wobbly Bloke filled Smash Monkeys tank if you know what I mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 5:51, archived)
# I think you're missing the sarcasm, here :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# No such need.
わけわかんないからやめて。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Stupid board :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Dunno!!!
知るかーーーーーーーーーーーー！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I can use knife!!!
私はナイフで十分だ！！！
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I bet you are
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Pineapple, potato peeler
...What!?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Because Its internet It should be explanation to of the can be understand meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# ^ This.
Rather a lot, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# "I don't like manual"
Poor Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# While there isn't really much need for this rambling
I'm glad to see it's been done with plenty of character :)

And personally I'd go with pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# You are either a regular taking the piss or you are fucking batshit mental.
And not the good kind of batshit mental either.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
I love this stuff. I have no idea what it is though.
(Good Penny, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# fuck my shitter
END
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Morning you sexy fuckers


It's only fucking sunday

And to balance it out

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Very nice, I loce the second one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ty WB
Only 200 posts until the naked pic goes up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# nice pics!
i should really get myself a nice camera. such great photo opportunities here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Ning Real
You should, it's really theraputic to be just sat in a field for an hour just doing nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# sounds similar to what i do now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# you can pic up a decent camera for about £300
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# yeah, but where can i pick up £300?
*stares absently at public toilets*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# fuck a footballer and sell your story to the tabloid gutter press
or send out random invoices for services to large comapanys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# i'm liking the second one, a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I've tried it in the past
didn't get any cash though but I don't think frog wrangling is a valid job description
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# it might be in australia
cane toads are a pest in northern states
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# The stars one is something I've wanted to do for a long time, but haven't got around to

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Bulb ftw
it was my first try with a really long exposure
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# How long did you expose this one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# it's 3 exposures
the first was 5 min, the second was 10 and the final one was half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Mmm that's far less than I expected

A half hour in the dark I can manage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# I'm not used to taking pictures above ground
I was worried it would over expose, next time I'll just do the full hour
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Nice pics
Bottom one reminds me of the first guitar I painted. Both remind me of druggie student days.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I miss the student druggie days
well what I remember of them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ^ exactly
I forget those days wakening on a doorstep, or under a car?? Unable to move my dead legs! Or walking for miles not know where/who I was or where I was going? Ahh, the memories :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# How long was the exposure on the top one looks to be quite a long time.
Both are excellent - I have a Nikon D90 and bought an intervalometer to take timeplapse which I;ve done some nice rolling cloud sequences would love to do a lovely nightscape like your first image.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# the first was 5 min, the second was 10 and the final one was half an hour
I then merged the exposures

Looking at the pic if the moon hadn't been in the shot I could just run it for an hour

the nightscape is easy, turn the camera to manual then the exposure to bulb and my remote has a lock on it to keep the shutter open
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] stuff the challenge ...
(siamese bat, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# I like it
Would've been better placed on the guys crotch area? And him looking a little red-faced? Made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Nope
Chuck Testa
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet my Little Friend Flufftoro.


I know it's shit but it seamed like a good idea at the time.(70 kb)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:31, archived)
# My five year old saw it and said,
in an incredibly bored voice "Totorro and a big penguin rabbit."
I can't tell if that's approval or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:35, archived)
# my 3 year old is a huge freebase fan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)
# This can only be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:37, archived)
# i like to think so
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)
# My 7 yo. daughter was sitting watching me do it and got pissed off with me because
"it's not fair 'cause he's not that fat & penguins don't have whiskers."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)
# TO TO RO
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)
# yay

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Oh, now that's nicely done.
*vomits up a migraine*
Still lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Ow.
Hello mofaha!
Is that a new version of Connect 4?

It's giving my brain a tummy ache.

I like it.

:D



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:58, archived)
# I'm still not getting it quite right.
I'm going to keep trying for a while longer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:00, archived)
# It would make the perfect wallpaper for a nightclub or discotheque.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I just popped in to say hello.
I'm off to bed.

Nunnight b3ta.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:19, archived)
# big kiss, pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
# ouch
I'm sure you've seen these at some point. Amazing stuff...
www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:02, archived)
# I want this as wallpaper on the ceiling of our superdiscoclub.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:10, archived)
# I've probably seen all of those at one time of another
but seeing them again now that I've tried making a few puts them in a different light. There are a couple of ideas there I'm going to try next.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)
# dont hurt yourself :P
you'll finally make the perfect one and then it will kill your brain just looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# *fears*
Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Weird
it worked when I was making it, it seems not to be working so well for me now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:46, archived)
# what what, what was it supposed to do.
TELL ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:53, archived)
# It's kind of working again for me now.
I think I need a break from these, my eyes are fucked up enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 4:03, archived)
# the top one is better imho
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 5:12, archived)
# the top one is better imho
edit - i'm getting a lot of double posts and slow loads on b3ta lately. anyone else getting the same?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 5:12, archived)
# No, the page is a little slow to load at times
but not really a problem, and no double posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:38, archived)
# hmmm..
this is the third double post i've had.
sometimes the page never loads on refresh either, this has only been in the last week though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Would it work better on the all green background?
Love them all btw
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Bzz irrrrrrrrrrm nananj malk, mohahaofthra?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:19, archived)
#
spot on, great job moffy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)
# odd, the negative image of that seems to drift in the same directions :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:27, archived)
# FRESH!
It makes my corpus callosum frictionless.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Last one for now... this one has phantom diagonal lines I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# pI love all of these but particularly this last one.
* wasn't that the name of a Blondie song?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 4:55, archived)
#
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 5:01, archived)
# These are all scroll worthy.




(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 5:39, archived)
# This one is ace!
Out of all the ones you posted this one worked best for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# blue
I'm sleep deprived:

The decay would be fun!

Just too tired to do it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 5:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Nicely!
You must be going bat-shit mental by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)
# Yeah.
I was trying to do something with an implied spiral, and it wasn't working. When I rotated the colour of the stars, this happened, so I thought I'd quit while I could still see.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:39, archived)
# needs more

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:58, archived)
# rotating testes!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)
# nice! I see where you're (possibly) trying to go with this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# My eyes try to claw their way out of my skull
which has to be a good thing =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD DEMON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Barf!
Woo!
Barf!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# YOU! STOP THAT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Animal Collective fan?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# fuggit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Ah, finally something relaxing and normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# ahh, bless you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:45, archived)
# She's so gonna hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Hahahahah. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:17, archived)
# NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
shoulders knees and toes knees and toesHead shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:00, archived)
# The 3 faces of evil...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# I loved that level of Worms
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:18, archived)
# A lovely fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Jeremy Klarnkson
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Too obvious...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)
# i saw him in a new wave band in the early 1980s but cannot think of the name of the band
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# this needs more positive replies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 2:07, archived)
# First frame looks like Paul Daniels.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# LonelyDead( My OC Maria)

I add more effect.
I want cute nun art...*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# very good, very peculiar
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Nice :) a bit emo, but nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# She did What!? In the baptism pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# She slashed her wrist on a broken heart?!
Which if you ask me, sounds like a title for a My Chemical Romance song.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# She was polishing the stained glass... and tripped.
another job for Claims Direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Well that's one way to get a cheap trip to Magaluf.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# If you want cute nun art
maybe you shouldn't have her killing herself? That's just creepy. Nicely drawn, yes, but the content is definitely creepy in an uncomfortable way.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Here is sister Hedgehog from Hell


Rubbing his nips and licking his lips 4 u
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Huh huh huh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# haha, love it
LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Just when i thought i had seen everything
I get a Japanese nun commiting suicide underwater with a slice of pomegranate. And a cock. I'm lost for words.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:58, archived)
# it might not seem normal
but on crack (or in Japan) it does.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
NLAT
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)
# eh
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Post 8000
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
#
im on 9400 odd, looking forward to the big 10 so I can join the naked B3tans club and you can alk marvel at my sexyness!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# You missed the b off that word there.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I'll spare you all that when the time comes.
heh heh, "so sexy that even time comes"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# OVER NINE THOUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god oh god!
no!! HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Woo
Mile stone! Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# It's a rubbish pic,
but I wasn't getting naked on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Not on gods day...
Everyone knows he likes you to be in the PVC maids outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# That's Wednesdays, as well you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# WHERE'S THE NUDITY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# I'm flashing passing traffic on the other carriageway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# DAMMIT!
oh well, that's my lot for the night, i'm off.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Night smashy
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Cofligurations!
Nice post post.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Wanna see my black hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# ha
I love that little robot dude.

Although Maximilian was robot badass awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Congratulations on the milestone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Hooray and congrats!
I was going to do something for my 12345 post. But I missed it two posts ago...

Bugger.

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# 0_0
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Get it
at Squizzy's
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I like this very much indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Guess what?
Look up!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
#
what?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Lovely as usual dude :)
And a slight TJ, I have a Canon 5D II needing a new home. I really can't justify hanging on to it given I have two 1D bodies. £1200 cash, and i'll throw in two additional LP-E6 Canon batteries and two lenscoat neoprene socks for it's travels. Boxed with receipts etc, and i'll leave it covered by my CPS Platinum status as well. Cash and collection only.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# 10p do?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I'm after a freebie
SLR if anyone has one. and /links Jahled, i'm hoping to make the CST a few pence if i can.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Spotted!
That's really cool of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# No bids as yet
so I suspect I'm making a complete tit of myself! But that wouldn't be the first time, so i'll run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# How do I bid?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Just gaz me an offer, i guess.
I've never done this before either!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
I think his drink has been spiked :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# glug

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Isn't that Janet street porter?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# i am seeing things -- things other than what you intended. I am scared
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# me too
Roschachobia - fear of ambiguous pictures
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I'm slowly figuring out how to make these work. Partial success so far but I'll get there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Why are you trying to break my brain mothra?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# If you can still type the question
I haven't succeeded. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)
# this is some eye-hurty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This is a very good one.
How would you describe the technique?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Actually, you know what? I don't fucking care.
Everyone here just ignores me most of the time anyway.
I'm off, you rotten shower of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I was tempted to link you to the "art bollocks generator"
..it's always good for a laugh......unfortunately it ain't working at the moment:(.......check it when it is...it's an excellent chuckle :)

spiekermann.com/en/art-bollocks/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# That reminds me of being obliged to use Bloom's Taxonomy when making proposals for my final film at Uni.
But my original question was more an enquiry as to what mofaha had found to be effective technique for his eyefuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Don't listen to mofaha. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Change your name first
PROTOCOL must be observed
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Stop oppressing me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# OBEY
Now be a love and put this lotion on it's skin. Ta v much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Change it to LS18 for extra points.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I can't,
it looks like goodbye fuckers has taken that back...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Allow me to explain.
I was looking at the one that's often called "annoying beans" and it looks as if the rotation of the beans, which is apparent due to the contrast of light and dark edges, flounce flounce flouncey flouncey flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# So what youre saying is,
it's trial and error? They're definitely getting gooderer.

Maybe eyefuckers could be an image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# That sounds like a fun challenge.
We could hold it during national migraine awareness week.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaa
and rob could put banner ads for migraine medications on the site for the week, make some cash on click-throughs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Basically yeah.
I think has something to do with the fact that your brain tries to make sense of the shading in terms of light direction, but since the shading is rotated in each component (suggesting an impossible lighting arrangement), the whole thing shifts visually as your mind tries to resolve the new shading information in a way that makes sense over the whole image.
That's a guess, but if you work on that assumption in the way that I have right here, it does start to fuck up visually, so even if I'm wrong about the reason, it's not a bad approach.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, yeah, that makes sense.
I might have a go sometime. I haven't had any hallucinogenics for years, but I do enjoy these little reminders.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# i
concur.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Cheese and Onion Hula Hoops
Oh I'm hungry now *frowny face*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# i have delicious pea and ham soup
i'm a FANTASTIC cook ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# last nights one was well wriggly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
#
more-eye-rape.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# fucking ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# My cassette wont load
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# It's like drugs without the drugs
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
# better WITH drugs
and leave the alcohol out...they don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not drunk right now.
Otherwise, bleeeergh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Like....wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)
# oh, Mr Vasarenault
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# That's new to me
I'll check him out, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# my eyes and brain :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Doesn't seem to bother me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Herman GIVE ME THE FORMULA!
GHB for the iPhone. *giggity*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# i already know
what you are planning. If you are at least let me send you a good copy and not this over optimised crap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# wot?
send me a copy i do something with it :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i can't find
the origional now. i think i optimised it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:03, archived)
# making that must have hurt bad
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)
# works lovely that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Cool.
As I was rotating the colour of the background the whole thing was shifting very alarmingly. Some colour combos seem to work better than others. I think colour plays a part in the illusion of movement, but I haven't really worked out how yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I know a little about this.
You know your eyes have rods and cones? Well one of them does the edge detecting (usually by differences in luminance) and one of them does the colour detecting - I forget which way round it is.
Now if you have two very different colours of equal luminance next to each other, your eyes have trouble deciding where the edges are.
For example - impression at sunrise by Monet - If you turn this into a greyscale, the sun practically disappears. - The reason it seems so ephemeral is that your eyes can't be sure exactly where it is because they don't know where the edges of it are because the luminance of the sun and the sky against which it sits are practically the same.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Whoa
I just tried the Monet thing. It's hard to believe it's going to work because the sun is such an intense colour against the sky. But in greyscale it just looks like a vague circular indent in the canvas. Thanks for sharing this, I'm going to look into it further.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# like
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# MY EYES!
I needed them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# fuckmyeyes
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Argh#2
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Is that a partial success or fractal success?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# ouch! ahhhhh..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] A fowl business?
(jpod, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Good fluffy-hide
and Happy B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# what is it?
it's too dark for me to see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# It's some standing stones
And one of them is fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
# ah, right
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That's your booze goggles on the fritz again... adjust the contrast


Standing stones? You'd be the first space marine to die in the next film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# ah, NOW i can see it!
bit of trouble focusing lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Luckily I have glow in the dark condoms
And a magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# well, i've got a magnifying glass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Lets burn ants!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Fix the brightness of your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# it's as bright as it'll go
it's my eyes that are the probem, not my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Standing Stones?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Er....
On closer inspection...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Gaze open mouthed at the wonders of the ancients.. stand a little to the left,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Haha
Now put the alien in there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Turn your bightness up to find the master of disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# ^ should win compo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I didn't come to B3ta to win compos... so far
... Mission Accomplished!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I like this
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Nice!
Hey, does anyone know when that satellite was supposed to come down? Flamey orange bits have just been flying across the sky over Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# what satellite?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14952001
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# oh, THAT satellite
i like the way they say people can't keep bits of it or sell them on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Mindpissage
Only I took longer typing mine, so it looks like I'm just copying
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# don't worry, i'm quick off the mark
that's no reflection on your hummus levels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# No worryage taken
Great minds piss alike
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It says if you find bits of it you're not allowed to keep them
That's not really fair, given that it might have killed you, the least they could say is "you're welcome to any bits that don't".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# According to the BBC article the 24th
with an exciting 1 in 3,200 chance of being killed. Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# i like those odds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Exciting times my dear :)
If it's me, i'll probably be in the bath or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# exciting indeed
i'll probably be birthing a food baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Better get down the bookies then.
I bet it'll land in some sort of water mass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# On a related note
Has anyone heard of a follow-up to Joel Veitch's paper planes in space thing? Did any of them get found?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i'm glad i've only got a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Wouldn't it be mental if it did though
and crashed into the White house during some press conference, or Cameron in the House of Commons midway though Prime minister's question time or something. The icing on the cake would be the sudden appearance of a Spinosaurus in the immediate aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# i say we nuke the entire site from orbit
it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I have to admit I haven't picked out a target for it yet.
I'm just hoping they find Pokemon inside it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)
# squawk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# that's some pout
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# t's a self portrait, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
# heheheheh
i don't do birds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)

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