(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:14,
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Makes sense to me !
::HELP NEEDED::Any B3ta members with a decent'ish camera who live in the Blue Bell Hill, Aylesford, area (or feel inclined to drive) message me up good you loons, got a spot of work.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:15,
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Just for that we're going to burn you in our internal combustion engines.
Here's some droney, shoe gazey music for anyone who wants it. It seems to be curing my headache.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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I like socks
They're my favourite clothes item. They keep my tootsies cosy.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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SCORTCHO
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:13,
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Theth-a-theth?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:18,
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chris waddell
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:20,
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disco baby, sexy baby, hot!
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24,
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One day I hope to actually watch this series / read these books
and find out why the hell I'm seeing this meme all over the internet.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:21,
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Hehe, sorry for plaguing you
The hype is well-deserved, however.
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23,
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ha ha :D I'm not ladling the the blame onto you fella
I am run off my feet at the minute so I've no time to invest watching any telly box or reading owt, so the fault is all mine.
but people keep quoting this "Winter is coming" thing AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ARRRRGGHHHHHHH *explodes*
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:29,
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Would you like a squeegee for that?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:30,
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Thank you, I would be most grateful!
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:36,
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The Hay Wain by Constable with added dinosaur goodness.
All my creatives went into the image, so I can't think of a pun to put in the title. Time for wine and Stilton, as it's Saturday night.
I think I may have done the click to make it bigger thing, but can't be sure.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:50,
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nice!
always loved that pic
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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Thanks. It's one of my favourites too.
Took a while to cobble together a dinosaur that could stand the right way.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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i'm on a bit of a holbein kick at the moment
really loving his stuff, especially the tudor royalty ones
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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Saw heaps of them in Amsterdam a couple of years ago
and up close they're even more amazing. Not at all the brush strokes I'd have expected on the lacy bits - but perhaps that's more my ignorance of oil techniques than anything to do with him.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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i'm not great with oils, too fiddly
i much prefer acrylics. holbein's work on hair is fantastic, the detail is amazing
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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I know - he really does look incredibly detailed
but even the hair looks unexpectedly like unlikely clumps of paint up close. Amazing technique and artistic sense he must have had to know how it would look when your face isn't up close.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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his portrait of william roper looks incredibly lifelike from a distance
although anne of cleves got him into a bit of trouble
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:16,
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I look quite lifelike from a distance too.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:30,
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pfff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:33,
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v. good.
gold star.
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:53,
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Thanks for that gold star
I shall wear it all evening.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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wear it with pride
but remember to stick it on the chart with the others before you go to bed so we can track your progress.
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:00,
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Will I win anything at the end of term?
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:04,
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a mention in assembly
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:20,
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Huzzah!
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23,
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Stilton and wine?
A wise move.
(Lovecrafttentacles and shit,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:57,
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The former without the latter
is just for weekdays. And the latter without the former is for ladies.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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stilton is for people who REALLY like feet
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:59,
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I have never met the foot who is Stilton's equal
nor which I would like to spread on my crackers *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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mine are banned from being shoeless in my parents' house
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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They sound tempting,
but I'm sticking with Stilton. Or even Yorkshire Blue (which is not available on DVD)
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:06,
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i can't stand blue cheese
blue steak, on the other hand, is lovely
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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With you on the steak - blue enough to still have the moo (and its ethereal echo) attached.
But blue cheese is very versatile and can lead to dreams about subterranean adventures in my experience. They're always fun and even include robots occasionally.
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:11,
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i've only tried it a couple of times
it led to vomiting each time.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:17,
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Your worldview is both sound and pleasing.
(Lovecrafttentacles and shit,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:04,
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ha ha very nice
:D
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:14,
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Cheers!
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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Nicely
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:27,
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I thank you :-)
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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Hay Wain
Hague Arf
(Steerable_foreheadOur Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:33,
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Excellent!
*air guitars*
(Corkydogis neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:41,
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(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:01,
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see those middle fingers?
is it just me or do they look like knobs ready to roll back the turtle neck and have a damned good polish?
not that i am into hybrid dino/freebase porn just so know
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:53,
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thats what i was like last night
but with less dinosaurs
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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were you very drunk?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:33,
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Yes
Oktoberfest at the Bavarian Beerhouse.
Were all a bit worried, because we cant remember leaving or paying the bill. Some of us have money missing, but we dont know who paid what, or where it went.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:39,
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if you woke up in your own house
or somewhere else you know well, not in bed with anybody dodgy and your underwear intact, none of your valuables missing and no limbs broken, you shouldn't worry.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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I'd best not worry then
I dont usually get up to many crazy drunken antics, but i always get well monged whenever i go to the beerhouse.
I was just dissapointed that my lovely wurstplatte ended up coming out of my mouth rather than my arse like normal :-(
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:45,
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pfff! lightweight!
when you wake up on a train halfway to london, with no idea how you got the money for a return ticket and wearing someone else's left shoe, then you've had a good night!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:50,
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i was terribly, terribly drunk on my 18th birthday and did stupid things, and still have no recollection of the event
i think that instilled some kind of instinctive alcohol override. I very very rarely get up to stupid stuff when im drunk now.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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i do it all the time
i've no inbetween any more. one drink, i'm fine. 2 drinks, another one seems like a good idea. three drinks, no turning back. 4 drinks, i'm in falling over territory ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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i felt a bit rough myself this morning, i still have an eyeache from it
i didn't go mad, i only had 9 cans but i'm not a big drinker and hadn't even drank in a month.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:46,
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3 steins, a jagertrain and untold random shots of schnapps type stuff
Felt well rough, and im working today too :-/
9 cans is mighty impressive though!
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:48,
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have a berocca and get your shit together
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:52,
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i have strawberry ribena and a pack of maryland cookies
and my shit is slowly coming together. Due to my late start, ill be working til at least 9:00 tonight though :-/
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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that's a bit of a bugger
i'm thinking of popping down the pub later, see if my dad will get me a drink. he will if i keep grinning at him, it really freaks him out.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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how was your 'thing' last week?
did you take a pointy stick to fend the nerds off with?
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:33,
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It was shite
Sold 2 prints (£10!)
Generally, everyone there said it was a bit of a crap event for sales.
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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ho hum
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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hoping to try again at a more relevant convention, such as a comic art or pinup one.
Didnt think teenage david tennant obsessives would really be my target market
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:46,
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Ha!
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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hahaha
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:47,
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(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:07,
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did you photograph your marbles
so you can easily identify them when you finally lose them?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:08,
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worse than that. Smarties.
shot through a CD case dripped with water from a steam iron spray, then 'punched' in Paint Shop Pro.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:11,
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there was a similar m&m's pic floating around the web recently
with a how to
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:12,
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probably the one I saw when I thought- yes, I'll try my hand at that. Almost certainly Wired newsletter.
the punch is my own addition.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:17,
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plus, Smarties.
;-)
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:19,
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good effort
though i would suggest greater diffusion on the flash/light source next time
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:20,
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baking parchment
all I had at the time, thanks for the tip although what my colour saturation boost has done to it might undo any good advice you have....
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:23,
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seems like a lot of effort
i usually just eat them
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:13,
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i assumed as a child that they embossed all the letters of the alphabet on the caps
but was once told that they only printed s, m, a, r, t, i, and e in order to spell smarties, or anagrams there of, should you be fortunate enough to collect the relevant letters. does anyone happen to know the tru fax?
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:18,
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i don't think this is true
as i once got a cap with a w on it.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:20,
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i shall sleep well tonight
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:21,
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so shall i
as long as i tire myself out with copious amounts of housework.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:23,
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hang on a cotton pickin' minute!
are you absolutely sure that it wasn't an upside down m?
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:25,
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nope
the m's were lower case, so it wouldn't have looked like a w. also, now i come to think of it, i once got a k, too
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:27,
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phew!
my mind is now at rest once more. thank you
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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happy to be of help
with my massive accumulation of pointless trivia.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:30,
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Marvellous!
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:18,
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RAWR
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:47,
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mona lizard?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:50,
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I was thinking the Dino lisa
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:51,
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