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# My attempt...
.... seeing as everyone's at it .... pfffttttt

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(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Makes sense to me !
::HELP NEEDED::Any B3ta members with a decent'ish camera who live in the Blue Bell Hill, Aylesford, area (or feel inclined to drive) message me up good you loons, got a spot of work.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Just for that we're going to burn you in our internal combustion engines.
Here's some droney, shoe gazey music for anyone who wants it. It seems to be curing my headache.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcC3kznf5fE

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(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Not usually my bag music wise
but quite enjoying that.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# spanking headgear, that dino
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# ooo, time for merlin
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] insert face here.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Looks like Gollum with a beard
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
#
lol
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Thats Pete Townshend that is
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# good night sweet prince
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Brr, isn't it colder today?
(probs bindun loadsa times)


Click for bigger (216 kb)

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# this explains why i've had the heating on today
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah. I had to put socks on for the first time in ages :(
And I'm not talking sexy flight-socks
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i don't own a pair of socks
just the thought of them is making my toes curl up >.<
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# They're like cotton-y hugs for your feet
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# they're fabric prisons, encasing your toes and stopping them from enjoying the true freedom of movement
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Haha. Does that mean you have prehensile feet?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# grecian feet
the second toe on each foot is at least an inch longer than the big toe. the third is bigger, too.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# that's neat that's neat that's neat that's neat
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# not when your parents think it's funny
to tell people you sleep upside down, gripping a branch with your toes.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# They also act as a barrier between foot sweat and your shoe, keeping the inside dryer and therefore cleaner.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# See also: bacteria.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# this is why my feet stink
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I like socks
They're my favourite clothes item. They keep my tootsies cosy.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# SCORTCHO
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Theth-a-theth?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# chris waddell
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# disco baby, sexy baby, hot!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# One day I hope to actually watch this series / read these books
and find out why the hell I'm seeing this meme all over the internet.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hehe, sorry for plaguing you
The hype is well-deserved, however.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# ha ha :D I'm not ladling the the blame onto you fella
I am run off my feet at the minute so I've no time to invest watching any telly box or reading owt, so the fault is all mine.

but people keep quoting this "Winter is coming" thing AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ARRRRGGHHHHHHH *explodes*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Would you like a squeegee for that?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Thank you, I would be most grateful!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hay Wain by Constable with added dinosaur goodness.
All my creatives went into the image, so I can't think of a pun to put in the title. Time for wine and Stilton, as it's Saturday night.



I think I may have done the click to make it bigger thing, but can't be sure.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# nice!
always loved that pic
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Thanks. It's one of my favourites too.
Took a while to cobble together a dinosaur that could stand the right way.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# i'm on a bit of a holbein kick at the moment
really loving his stuff, especially the tudor royalty ones
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Saw heaps of them in Amsterdam a couple of years ago
and up close they're even more amazing. Not at all the brush strokes I'd have expected on the lacy bits - but perhaps that's more my ignorance of oil techniques than anything to do with him.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# i'm not great with oils, too fiddly
i much prefer acrylics. holbein's work on hair is fantastic, the detail is amazing
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I know - he really does look incredibly detailed
but even the hair looks unexpectedly like unlikely clumps of paint up close. Amazing technique and artistic sense he must have had to know how it would look when your face isn't up close.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# his portrait of william roper looks incredibly lifelike from a distance
although anne of cleves got him into a bit of trouble
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I look quite lifelike from a distance too.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# v. good.
gold star.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Thanks for that gold star
I shall wear it all evening.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# wear it with pride
but remember to stick it on the chart with the others before you go to bed so we can track your progress.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Will I win anything at the end of term?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# a mention in assembly
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Stilton and wine?
A wise move.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# The former without the latter
is just for weekdays. And the latter without the former is for ladies.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# stilton is for people who REALLY like feet
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I have never met the foot who is Stilton's equal
nor which I would like to spread on my crackers
*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# mine are banned from being shoeless in my parents' house
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# They sound tempting,
but I'm sticking with Stilton. Or even Yorkshire Blue (which is not available on DVD)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# i can't stand blue cheese
blue steak, on the other hand, is lovely
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# With you on the steak - blue enough to still have the moo (and its ethereal echo) attached.
But blue cheese is very versatile and can lead to dreams about subterranean adventures in my experience. They're always fun and even include robots occasionally.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# i've only tried it a couple of times
it led to vomiting each time.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Your worldview is both sound and pleasing.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha very nice
:D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I thank you :-)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hay Wain
Hague Arf
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Excellent!
*air guitars*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Nicely :D
Dedham constable country 12 miles for me :D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# That's the kind of flaming I like to get in the thread.
Ta!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Thank you :-)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] SIC PARK
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# this should win the compo
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# in many ways, it already has.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# that's some niche entertainment
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# it's gaining in popularity
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe this will. i even made it 400 width so it will get an fp
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
thats the best freebs ive seen for a while! Youve even kept his distant gaze intact!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# their nostrils were made for each other
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
that looks like one of my old neighbours!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Fucking Hell.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# What have you done there?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHA
That made my night!
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# see those middle fingers?
is it just me or do they look like knobs ready to roll back the turtle neck and have a damned good polish?


not that i am into hybrid dino/freebase porn just so know
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# thats what i was like last night
but with less dinosaurs
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# were you very drunk?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Yes
Oktoberfest at the Bavarian Beerhouse.

Were all a bit worried, because we cant remember leaving or paying the bill. Some of us have money missing, but we dont know who paid what, or where it went.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# if you woke up in your own house
or somewhere else you know well, not in bed with anybody dodgy and your underwear intact, none of your valuables missing and no limbs broken, you shouldn't worry.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I'd best not worry then
I dont usually get up to many crazy drunken antics, but i always get well monged whenever i go to the beerhouse.

I was just dissapointed that my lovely wurstplatte ended up coming out of my mouth rather than my arse like normal :-(
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# pfff! lightweight!
when you wake up on a train halfway to london, with no idea how you got the money for a return ticket and wearing someone else's left shoe, then you've had a good night!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# i was terribly, terribly drunk on my 18th birthday and did stupid things, and still have no recollection of the event
i think that instilled some kind of instinctive alcohol override. I very very rarely get up to stupid stuff when im drunk now.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i do it all the time
i've no inbetween any more. one drink, i'm fine. 2 drinks, another one seems like a good idea. three drinks, no turning back. 4 drinks, i'm in falling over territory ;)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# i felt a bit rough myself this morning, i still have an eyeache from it
i didn't go mad, i only had 9 cans but i'm not a big drinker and hadn't even drank in a month.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# 3 steins, a jagertrain and untold random shots of schnapps type stuff
Felt well rough, and im working today too :-/

9 cans is mighty impressive though!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# have a berocca and get your shit together
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# i have strawberry ribena and a pack of maryland cookies
and my shit is slowly coming together. Due to my late start, ill be working til at least 9:00 tonight though :-/
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# that's a bit of a bugger
i'm thinking of popping down the pub later, see if my dad will get me a drink.
he will if i keep grinning at him, it really freaks him out.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# how was your 'thing' last week?
did you take a pointy stick to fend the nerds off with?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# It was shite
Sold 2 prints (£10!)

Generally, everyone there said it was a bit of a crap event for sales.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ho hum
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# hoping to try again at a more relevant convention, such as a comic art or pinup one.
Didnt think teenage david tennant obsessives would really be my target market
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# The best word of the day: FUCKBANGERS.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Now do one with 'ass park'
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Needs more brachiosaur sneeze
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i got it in down the bottom left
i was gonna animate it but i'm too lazy
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# real but warped
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# did you photograph your marbles
so you can easily identify them when you finally lose them?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# worse than that. Smarties.
shot through a CD case dripped with water from a steam iron spray, then 'punched' in Paint Shop Pro.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# there was a similar m&m's pic floating around the web recently
with a how to
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# probably the one I saw when I thought- yes, I'll try my hand at that. Almost certainly Wired newsletter.
the punch is my own addition.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# plus, Smarties.
;-)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# good effort
though i would suggest greater diffusion on the flash/light source next time
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# baking parchment
all I had at the time, thanks for the tip although what my colour saturation boost has done to it might undo any good advice you have....
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# seems like a lot of effort
i usually just eat them
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i assumed as a child that they embossed all the letters of the alphabet on the caps
but was once told that they only printed s, m, a, r, t, i, and e in order to spell smarties, or anagrams there of, should you be fortunate enough to collect the relevant letters. does anyone happen to know the tru fax?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# i don't think this is true
as i once got a cap with a w on it.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# i shall sleep well tonight
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# so shall i
as long as i tire myself out with copious amounts of housework.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# hang on a cotton pickin' minute!
are you absolutely sure that it wasn't an upside down m?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# nope
the m's were lower case, so it wouldn't have looked like a w.
also, now i come to think of it, i once got a k, too
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# phew!
my mind is now at rest once more. thank you
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# happy to be of help
with my massive accumulation of pointless trivia.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] RAWR
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# mona lizard?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I was thinking the Dino lisa
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Da Vinci-saurus?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ah, right
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] you could have gone for a more modern choice
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# still wood
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Aw look, she's smiling!
Clever girl!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Nice!

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
#
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#
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#

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#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# neck sounds great
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Maybe his neck just had grow
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# (:
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# that's awesome!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Rather like this, especially her smile
and the CGI lens flare!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Because
she's a horse!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ^this
I actually hate going out at the moment because her face is all over every fecking bus I see!

seriously... that girl cannot have a "good angle" for a photo.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# unless it's the back of her head
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Then her face would leak over!
*shudder*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# the thought of her face leaking is making me feel a bit ill
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# The bus ad also mentions Christina Hendricks.
Making this her First appearance in something I would also avoid.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# It's not like she needs the money to redecorate the stable or anything!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# She only needs enough for a burlap sack with eye holes.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Or burlap sacks for the rest of humanity so we dont have to look at it
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# The finest in fall fashions?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# silly SJP,
horses don't pack lunches!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Iron MY SUIT
dammit!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# neigh idea
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# She just keeps promoting herself. It's like she's...
flogging a dead horse

/ducks
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# ...an actress
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I Don't know how she keep's getting work.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# original aint mine, just made the junk move back and forth
just made the junk move back and forthTHE JUNK MOVE BACK AND FORTH

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# THROBBING
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] *posts and runs*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# strewth!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Am it litrature tiem?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Oh FFS. Right, he's on his way to yours now...
he's on his way to yours now...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
Here, have a real dinosaur
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Sponge fass.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Be fair, it is 150,000,000 years old.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Peyote Face
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
#
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# Far superior!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# and true
/david ike off
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Careful, you'll set HedgeHog From Hell off on one of his rants again
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Dear oh dear :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Also
That looks like a very long book.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# higher dinosaur insurance premiums? i dont know
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Direct Dine(osaur)?
Gila's Wheels?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Arf! (the second one)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
Tyrannosauruswrecks
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# *grones*
whee
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Yays
bonus Henry points!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# oo!
good spot
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Quite a few compo entries are opting for the 'Godzuki' colour scheme, it seems.
/nice boring observation
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# that deserves a spang
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Dino car-ous wrecks!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# t wrecks?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# this has to be it
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# also...stella artois related anal seepage
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# It all fits
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
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# hahaha
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# YaY beer time:D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha!!!! just noticed the little floating beer cans!!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# oh dear... 5, 6, 7... it's not 5pm yet...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# :D
http://www.myspace.com/cheekeybeats/photos/10698863#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A10698863%7D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Well ain't you all purtied up for the county faire
*unzips*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha
nice gnopping!!! i think...
im the other one though :-/
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Ronaldinho
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#
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# hahahahahah!!!!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# An erection.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Haha, I remember this joke from a lolly stick in 1976.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# for some reason, this is making me think of frogger, only with dinosaurs
Digger?

Dogger?

Either way you might end up with saurs.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Man I hate this job".....
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Just don't sneeze while I'm on the toilet
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# ...don't fancy the neighbors dinner from last week coming out of your nose, eh?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Pffttt,...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# GJWB!
I dont know if anyone is noticing.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# :D
Cheers!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# eeeeeeeeaaarrrrr
That was better than a vacuum cleaner
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I don't care
I'm used to Toilet Duck watching anyway
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel the urge to pea
The premiere of "Jurassic Park"...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I didn't know Camilla Parker Bowles was in that film !!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
Camilla Parker Bowles
sarah jessica parker
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# cant be SJP, the heels are too low
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Needs moar apples, carrots and sugar cubez...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# She's a popular lass
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top tagging!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Madonna? In a dress?!?
fake and gay
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# this is ace!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Hahah:D
would
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# everyone knows you would
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# The "wouldn't" list is considerably shorter
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Haha excellent
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I read yesterday that Sarah Jessica Parker
has been confirmed for the Melbourne Cup (most famous horse racing event in Australia).

It's true!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
Screamed myself hoarse when I found out :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# wow, just wow
/youtube comment
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Well, what are the odds...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# i'm betting she at least shows
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# :D
Thats a shit job
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I thought of making that the quote
or "this job sucks..."
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Haha, ace!
Unlike this garbage, one of my earliest b3taFAILs:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/dino_rod.jpg
(the vague brown shapes were dinosaurs, not that one can tell from this shit pic)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i had a similar idea today
but replace either rod, or emu with a dino
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# that job sucks
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# i like this
cluck
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# haha!
excellent.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# i would prefer a honey badger, but this would be fun too
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :D
a dinosaur cuntshed!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] trfc

tenuous because they wouldn't necessarily have to still be alive for this..., but nevertheless, good afterning everybod.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# :o)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] favouritism in the workplace



(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# heh
it's a spurting cock
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# you are a sick, sick man
i like it

edit - nicely edited ;)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Gayers wrote the bible
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# NWOT - Genuine product name from HOF
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# It even asks you to shop
and you haven't 'shopped it!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ^double this!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Oh come on, man, I just woke up! D:
That's my whole day ruined!

(may be exaggeration)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# blew your load already, eh?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well those dinosaurs are quite se-HEY!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# ARGH!
awesome :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Holy cock:
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# what in the fuck?
and what were you looking for when you stumbled across his holyness's member?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# he was wanting to know who has the holy righteous penis
that's a natural curiosity
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# i've often wondered myself
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Why oh why did I click that?
*bokes
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# This is meant to be animated but imageshack is shit and BT deleted my webstuff after I called them cunts.

In the animated version God tickles his winky and he does a wee spunk.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# thats fine, i have no trouble at all picturing it in my mind
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Ha, ha
the angels all seem to disapprove
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# eeee that's right mint that is
:D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
I love this, have a click.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Haha.
Is betty still alive?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] the big purple twat
right scroll ----+

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha!
you fucker!

feeling sweary again tonight
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# DinoSaw
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# B'Harnii is evil
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Damn you for your FP defying ways!
I hope theirs find someway of making this a FP!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaah
I'm going to Facebook this if you don't mind!

also...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# just killing time before going for a ciggy
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# It's brain is made of unobtainium.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I've seen this comment before ... :P
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Must be Deja Vu or a parallel dimension or something...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# it could be an echo from the past...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Echo and the Bunny Men
that's an Echo from the past ;)

Anyhow I'm off to do some work. bye y'all.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# catch you later
and don't run anyone over
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awww spoilsport!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
#
unobtainium
shit
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Densalloy
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so chuffed too
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Does he fuck his wife ( who was a fluffer)/
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# just trying out new light and tone techniques

there seems to be so many ways to do things that get the same results in PS
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# The bagpipe man looks very familiar like the one I came across in Bakewell
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# it may well be the same dude!
i like to call him bollock chops
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I have another photo of him doing the exact same face
but I didn't upload that one - maybe worth while as a b3ta meme now.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hehehe!

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# mandala fuck!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# this may be the best kaleidoscope head fuck pic i've seen so far
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# not real, her head isn't vibrating!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# You're right! Here's the original.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# \o/
and the circle is complete
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *snort*
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# fuck, i knew i forgot to do something!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Very nicely done :)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:49, archived)
# thank you
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)

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