Pfffttttt....Ning DB!
Ning Real
(Ning Real
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:56,
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Woo
*and ning to you sir.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:00,
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I remember that going on for agesI was in fits.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:06,
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Kitty was a little morbid yesterday....So I am going to start with Pam (Mindy) Dawber, followed by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut's' suggestion of JCVD in his prime tomorrow and finished off with Sheila White.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:02,
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and so onto Kitty's role of honour...Yesterday, 'Kitty Fantastico' asked for Peter Boyle, followed by George C. Scott and then...
"You just have to do Klaus Kinski, because he's fucking mental". Klus was also seconded by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch'.
Click for possibly NSFW Klaus
("You just have to do Klaus Kinski, because he's fucking mental". Klus was also seconded by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch'.
Click for possibly NSFW Klaus Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:02,
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Oh, Klaus!Excellent choice for Peter Boyle, there.
Michael Gambon and Divine for tomorrow, cheers. :)
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:20,
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Michael Gambon and Divine for tomorrow, cheers. :)
Ning wb,the dog woke me up woofing, nice work.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:37,
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The only way you would get that dog to Woof...would be to light a rocket up its arse!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:55,
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van Dammelooks awfully like Tom Hanks playing van Damme.
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:02,
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Funny you should say that...because I have always thought Tom Hanks always looks like Van Damme playing Tom Hanks?
* Mind the piss...
(* Mind the piss...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:05,
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Ning WB. Great JCVD. Any chance of Divine tomorrow? With no dog shit please
Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: What Would Jesus Do?"){kind=small}
I think he'd be a bit pissed off about last timeTBH
Bindun?
Chumps ๐,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 6:13,
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You did the name though....I was gonna, but i couldnt be arsed...
And we used the exact same source, but i cut off the tag.
Are you sure your not in my computer........ watching?
(And we used the exact same source, but i cut off the tag.
Are you sure your not in my computer........ watching?
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:03,
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HEAD THUMB!!!!!(the film sucked)
managed to squeese in a nose thumb but the chin thumb just wooden go
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:27,
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managed to squeese in a nose thumb but the chin thumb just wooden go
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:09,
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well ...
I should have stuck with thumbs, I think
slight change to the saturation etc
and a bitch of a time trying to get rid of the finger
HELOE IAM LILAY ELLAN MYE DADIS A CUNNTE
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:30,
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love's got the world in motionI see his message is working
( Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:04,
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'twould be a good place to advertise a fall fashion event PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:09,
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I AM QUITMUSIC FOREVER BECAUSE ILLEGAL DOWNLOD
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:52,
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abby has to be the best girl's name ever
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:08,
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You made her look stunning there wb,I just googled her and she looks, er, well, unique....
In a downs type way.
(In a downs type way.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:59,
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He'd have a beer or 2 with Mel....
that's what he'd fucking do!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:06,
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he'll get juice under his foreskinthen he'll have to cleanse it, ethically
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:10,
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i would hate for it to be unethical PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:34,
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squeeeeeee! what's his (her?) name
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:05,
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Minoualthough he's getting called noo-noo all the time. He was living outside in the rocks behind our condo building, he came inside last week.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:26,
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What Would Mel Do?He'd act like a cunt, that's what he'd do.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:55,
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Everyone has got Mel wrong. He just really hates juice.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:53,
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er, yeahhad to get it out. i forgot all my good ideas because this one kept shouting at me...
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:12,
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I'm on a similar Eddie Murphury idea combining the teeth from Freddy Mercury
on Eddie Muphy's face
:/ its not going so great
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:37,
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on Eddie Muphy's face
:/ its not going so great
More of a shock wave this one. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:49,
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*strokes imaginary goatee*well, maybe
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:43,
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Its junk is quite mesmerizing.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:34,
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it's a Bob Ross zombie PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:54,
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alaskan hairless blow-job moleand he's very pleased to see you ;)
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:07,
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imagine fucking jobs' corpse,gross
(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:10,
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They should have took that liver back off him.....It was only 25, Two careful owners.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:11,
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sir, it is clear to me that you have had the esteemed pleasure of attending the Smash Monkey school of digital artsPray tell, How DID you get accepted.
I shall wait with baited breath for your response
(I shall wait with baited breath for your response
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:15,
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what the hell is a smash monkey and how long has he been pretending he invented my style? Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:24,
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what? no che?
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:35,
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no. He's busy -- it's his night to do seditious
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:36,
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haha very dishy Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:53,
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why not? he's been fucking apple fanbois for years.ps, coming soon, iphone 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9. which should take us up to christmas...
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:16,
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Bum.....You can make out the glasses better on that,
Mine looks like a parrot!
(Mine looks like a parrot!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:15,
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Is he polishing his ipad 2? thats's a very thin thing.*edit*
Compo it, I allready clicked it HARD!!
(Compo it, I allready clicked it HARD!!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:25,
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i compo'd it, but now you thought it would be.Jesus is waxing his cane
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:27,
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u killed the fucking board PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:55,
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I made everyone sad, it's a poignant picture, very touching....And it's so good no one wants to move it, dont worry it will get front paged then people will post again, it's just respect for the art of it.
or it's 1 am and the gay shift have a holiday or something and are out blowing things up with oversized fireworks.
(or it's 1 am and the gay shift have a holiday or something and are out blowing things up with oversized fireworks.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:02,
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Why was I not invited to the blowing up of things with over-sized fireworks?Everyone hates me, don't they.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:06,
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no, just me, and a select few others hate you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:10,
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Hooray!Everyone (Except PedroHin, and a select few others) loves me!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:12,
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Also, you mean "only I, and a select few others..."
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:13,
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Is that why you hate me?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:13,
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STOP Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:39,
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I am typing one handed whilst wanking Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:01,
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Awesome pic.*bows head*
Dennis Ritchie died last week, with barely a mention from the great unwashed. He invented C, for fuck's sake.
If Berners-Lee goes anytime soon, I am going to lose it.
Real heroes.
Bitchin' over ...
(Dennis Ritchie died last week, with barely a mention from the great unwashed. He invented C, for fuck's sake.
If Berners-Lee goes anytime soon, I am going to lose it.
Real heroes.
Bitchin' over ...
MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ...,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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yesit was even on the BBC website.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:56,
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He'd get his new DVD in the shops for Christmas
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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Anything reaching out of my tv is going to be cuddled at speed by a fire-iron.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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psst. The Ring wasn't real y'know... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:27,
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Still, my heart skips a beat whenever Moggy posts some really terrifying shit on here.I get the feeling I'm going to be dragged into my computer by a hand with a cut finger any time soon.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:29,
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that only happens if you repeat the words "tentacle rape" into a mirror 20 times Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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I'm so glad I missed her "other" pictures. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39,
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I would go try, but I've got some work to do.Plus I might, you know, get tentacle raped.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:42,
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Man was that video disturbing.It really was like stepping into Moggy's mind (despite not being her work of course).
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:10,
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that video was comedycompared to this
done by the same guy :D
(done by the same guy :D
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:20,
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Wow...That, symbolically, was pretty fucking heavy. Fuck.
Like a loss of childhood innocence, or something.
(Like a loss of childhood innocence, or something.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:35,
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you read the comments too?my fav:
"I find this easy to masturbate to"
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:40,
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"I find this easy to masturbate to"
I read a few, yeah.A lot seem to miss the point, but hey, it's Japan, and hey, it's Youtube.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:45,
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i still don't understand the magnitude of kerfufflethat moggy's work has created.
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:07,
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I think it's just a case of cultures clashing; her ideals are far more outlandish and risque than what most people see fit. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:22,
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we've all done some risque shit:
and wouldn't it be a fluffier place if the 'hide' or 'ignore' options were given due consideration?
Hahaha!I like it a bit close to the collar here, but sometimes it does go a bit too far.
It's not like I can be offended much, it's just when someone posts something quite risque, it often feels forced and unnecessary.
EDIT: Also, time for me to go. Nighty night!
(It's not like I can be offended much, it's just when someone posts something quite risque, it often feels forced and unnecessary.
EDIT: Also, time for me to go. Nighty night!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:33,
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I liked it tooit was a satanic cookery show...
also this thing was good too.. headfucked but really well crafted :)
(also this thing was good too.. headfucked but really well crafted :)
arrangedletters,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:56,
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Although I did actually get a nosebleed after watching it.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:33,
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I'm still not sure which version I prefer; Japanese or American.Both are pretty good, but have their own little advantages and disadvantages, like the CGI in the American version is a lot spookier.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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I found that the VHS tape in the film shit me up more than the actual film itself.The American one, I mean. Because I'm a Philistine, haven't seen the Japanese version and therefore don't appreciate real cinema or something like that.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:57,
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The tape is indeed disturbing; it's got a legitimate curse feeling about it.When it comes to comparing versions of films, I usually side with the original, but with The Ring, I really don't know. Likewise with The Grudge; both versions are good for different reasons.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:03,
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japanese grudge was better for me.mostly because i could hear the staff chatting away in the room behind the screen most of the way through the us version.
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:11,
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One thing that bothered me about the American Grudge isI must have seen about 10 Japanese people in that film, and LOADS of Americans... in TOKYO!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:30,
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Weirdly, I though along similar lines for the whole 'Let the Right One In' and 'Let Me In' thing.I saw the Swedish one first and just thought the Americans would massively nuts it up and make it shit for their version. Turns out it was quite good. Well, I thought the kids acting were excellent, if nothing else.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:12,
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OoohReminds me of 'Sporloos' or 'The Vanishing' there's a fucked up slow burner if ever I've seen one.
Pre-ninja: It's French/Dutch notSwiss Swedish, but you just made me think of it anyway. Films in original language anyday for me, up to and including Ju-On/Ringu. Fuck me they have some imagery that lurks in your subconscious for a long time afterwards, unlike hollywood gubbins that you yawn and forget.
(Pre-ninja: It's French/Dutch not
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:25,
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I haven't seen either of those but probably should have.In my defence, I do wank a lot so, you know...priorities.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:31,
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PfftIt is hard to pay attention to subtitles with double vision. No wonder the Channel 4 triangle thing didn't last long.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:36,
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No you're thinking of channel 5 Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:43,
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No no, that's not TV shows, that's brain cells. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:44,
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But where else would Steven Seagal peddle his wares.Have you no HUMANISM! Poor Steve. At least let him think people are watching.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:52,
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The day he can get through a line without having his failing fat encrusted heart giving him wind, I'll listen.Also, I noticed that too. Why is it always Seagal films on 5?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:54,
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HahahaThat's a lovely image.
"Steve, we need you to do a forward flip followed by a roundhouse kick"
"Ok, can you pull my finger first" *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
"Fuck it where's the stunt double?"
("Steve, we need you to do a forward flip followed by a roundhouse kick"
"Ok, can you pull my finger first" *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
"Fuck it where's the stunt double?"
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58,
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I'm almost certain he has stunt doubles just for walking now. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04,
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he doesn't look very passionate...also, i've just been looking through some old images and other shit i've deposited here, and found that a link to an animation with me in it now links to this... tinypic.com/view.php?pic=344e2di&s=5
i'm pretty sure i didn't look like that three years ago
and i found this, which is just ridiculous
(,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:54,
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i'm pretty sure i didn't look like that three years ago
and i found this, which is just ridiculous
i have been doing the same, generally i do some quality art
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:01,
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Even frightening drunken drawings of elephants follow the NATO standard agreement of CDCs. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:08,
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A slash fiction of my cock elly-funt up there, and your elejhant?I fear for my life and sanity D:
Also, remind me to draw more stuff whilst drunk; I come out with some interesting stuff.
(Also, remind me to draw more stuff whilst drunk; I come out with some interesting stuff.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:20,
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Got it! :DI think I'm out on the piss tomorrow night, so expect the worst (or best, I dunno XD)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:37,
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Strange Ebay offerI probably should of ingnored it but I have entered into a deal with this man.
(,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:01,
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does that meannow you have the belt.. his girlfriend will go down on you?
( arrangedletters,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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Get his girlfriends number,Free blow jobs, THEN sell him the belt!
The profit will mean you can get lots of cheap whores for more blow jobs!
everyone's a winner!
(The profit will mean you can get lots of cheap whores for more blow jobs!
everyone's a winner!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:10,
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Give us the item number, we can all ghost bid on it and send it through the roof!And money can't buy a good blow job......
Well it can, but there's a chance of infection from the old aids.
(Well it can, but there's a chance of infection from the old aids.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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Plus, you won't need a beltbecause you'll spend most of your time with your trousers around your ankles.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:16,
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suspenders are handy, you pull your pants down to your knees and spread your legs,when shes done you stand you and NOIG! instant pantage.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:24,
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make sure you tuck in first though,nothing worse than having a bollock pushed into your belly button.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:45,
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Oh don't you know?Girls get really fucking wet over leather belts. How do you think I've pulled in the past?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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spiked drinks? cold hard cash? hypnosis?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:35,
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Nope, just the traditional aphrodisiac that IS, the leather belt.As soon as birds eye that, they can't resist.
(also, the first thing I saw then was the word 'spiked', and instantly thought of kinky S&M clothing.)
((also, the first thing I saw then was the word 'spiked', and instantly thought of kinky S&M clothing.)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39,
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You know one girl I had a fling with thought my whole furry fandom was adorable.How? Psh, now you're asking.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:43,
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I can imagine finding it endearing, up to a point
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:02,
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Well I much prefer the style, not the outlandish porn furries are ostracized for.You know, like giant purple rottweilers and tentacle horse cocks or some other nightmarish Lovecraftian nightmare.
Nah, I hate all that shit, I just like the concept of furries, like in Grandville.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandville_%28comics%29
(Nah, I hate all that shit, I just like the concept of furries, like in Grandville.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandville_%28comics%29
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:07,
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that comic looks funkyand I will endeavour to find me it FORTH WIDTH
( arrangedletters,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:45,
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what other powers does this belt possess? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:35,
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The Belts PowersThe belt turns your semen to sequins and your balls to baubles.
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:08,
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I don't even think...... he could save the show now... it's gone sooo down hill..
(,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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Cathartic. Like a cat with a coronary
callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:57,
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nicely hatstand :)I like leaving it behind parked cars.
Moooowahahahahahaa.
(Moooowahahahahahaa.
arrangedletters,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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oh, i had a moment like that earlierit's not fucking rocket science to push it into the trolly that's already there, it will take you, what, an extra 10 seconds out of your worthless fucking life to put the trolly back correctly, you fucking lazy waste of space.
grrr......
(grrr......
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:14,
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Everyone's conspiring to annoy me today. Or perhaps I'm just being a mardy twunt
callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:17,
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jesus wouldn't travel on the M6 tollas he'd be going to wolverhampton.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:21,
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Wolverhampton's beyond saving. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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true, unless he was on his way from Ashby de la Zouchhaving stocked up on thorns
( callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:26,
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even then it'd take him out of his way.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:36,
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He's dragging a bloody cross to Calvarythe man's not acting rationally
( callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:43,
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Anyone else seen the new Adobe DeBlur Technology, very impressive(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
thats the shit they use in csi miami, right?also i saw ophra for the first time in my life ever yesterday. looking at your picture you also used the defatter tool.
(,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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i bet that sack didn't know what happened
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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that makes for a strange stereoscopic imageMichael almost looks 3d :)
( arrangedletters,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:10,
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gotta love flash's picture compression
which is a total load of bull. no one can tell that this is johnny weissmuller. fuck you flash.
can you not fiddle with the settings anywhere?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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Not since his last arrest. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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yeh i can either pick 256 colours where you cant make out anythingor select "standard" which gives me this. im glad it doesnt matter if i use flash8 which i love or cs5. i still dont think that adobe changed the program much but the name and moved some menus around.
any suggestion?
(,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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any suggestion?
nopenever used flash, and i use cs3
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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Add some hair gradients, that should sort it Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:25,
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I've found......that if you export a sequence of images and then manually fuck about with them in something else (Fireworks, usually) you get way, way better results.
Takes more time but what else are you going to do? Other than have a wank, obviously.
(Takes more time but what else are you going to do? Other than have a wank, obviously.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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wobbly bloke ftwmind my ignorance but what statue is this? also nice work. how do you get arms to do that? i lack the photoshop skills so that it wont be just some cheap limb tweening (sorry ive got a flash background so i dont know the right expression when its outside of flash).
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Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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The statue is Winston Churchill, just outside the Houses of ParliamentApparently he's looking over to where his favourite cigar shop used to be...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:26,
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^ What she saidAnd I remember it took hours, editing every frame, one at a time.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:51,
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Tis nice with anonymous diver. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:27,
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Bwaahahahaha!*clicked*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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I'm not sure what I was expectingbut I'm pretty sure it wasn't that!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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scroll down a couple of threadsit was inevitable
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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Flooooooooowwwwweeeerrrrrppppooooottttt!!!!Hello.
Old skool b3ta peeps tonight.
(Old skool b3ta peeps tonight.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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old skool?you're both noobs!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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Both in our 7th year.So shut up.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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Fa-- oh.Nicely!
First time I've been for nearly a week and that was some sad news.
The sun has also decided to come out a few minutes after cancelling a birding trip because of the torrential pissing rain. At least I can get some breakfast now. I also saw this (in the wild, no less):
(First time I've been for nearly a week and that was some sad news.
The sun has also decided to come out a few minutes after cancelling a birding trip because of the torrential pissing rain. At least I can get some breakfast now. I also saw this (in the wild, no less):
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:19,
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quick! that bird's stealing gibraltar!have it!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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Spanish Cassowary?It's been an awesome trip - tons of new birds and a lot photos of birds that I can bore people witless with.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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I don't know whybut this is making me think of Morrisey...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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You're so right!It has his starey eyes, and the nodule on top looks like his hair
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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Although it does look a little...y'know... happy...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:27,
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It's that Irish womanCass O'Wary
v. nice pic :)
(v. nice pic :)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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Ta!This version is a bit low poly, but the original is over a meg and I thought it might be a bit large to link to over breakfast.
I also doubt that anyone would want a whole meg of cassowary.
(I also doubt that anyone would want a whole meg of cassowary.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:27,
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In a cassorole?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:24,
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ARF! parrots are shit at makeup PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:14,
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i'm in the mood for chocolate now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:51,
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I'm guessing by the fact that you're posting here that you didn't get too close to the cassowarie.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:42,
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This is infinitely better than the Jaws ride I recently experienced in Orlando. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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Shark vs. 'CopterThe struggle continues
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:32,
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Just a thought... Not sure if it's entirely clear as my skills are limited...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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I've only just heard.I loved that guy he was a top bloke.
I'm all sad now.
(I'm all sad now.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:52,
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Sad upset, not sad sad.Hello Squire. How's tricks?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:55,
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Er..Yeah.Moving out of the marital home next week. So all good.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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S'all good matey.For me anyways.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:14,
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Fucking hell! I poke my head above the parapet and TWO regulars from the days I used to post turn up!Eh up Micto, eh up Stan!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:57,
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well helloi'm mostly here every night
can't get on at work these days, as i actually like my job now
(can't get on at work these days, as i actually like my job now
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:58,
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I'm mostly not on here that much...Not that I like my job, it's just that being a teacher keeps me far busier than making ringtones ever did...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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rin dindindindin rin dindin babaaa babbaaaaaaa din dindindindin
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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NOT. THE. FROG.An awful lot of shit was my fault, but not the frog. Pity really, I'd have enjoyed the money...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:10,
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You mean you've not been here whilst I haven't been here??Welcome back us!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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Woo!*dons party hat*
*awaits inevitable*
(*awaits inevitable*
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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Don says it's cool. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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AhhhhhhhhhhIt's good to be back, even if it's just for the night.
:)
(:)
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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Same here.Spend my time on Tw***er these days. Occasionally look in.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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Tried that for a while...Didn't really like shouting into the darkness - I like some human interaction with my faceless internet activity.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:22,
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I joined, got nowhereFound b3tans. Got somewhere.
Lots of b3ta folk on there to get started.
(Lots of b3ta folk on there to get started.
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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Oh lord...Don't say that - that'll be my working evenings obliterated then!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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Haha.Welcome to my life!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:34,
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Lovely :) should definitely be included in the next set. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:04,
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Nice sentiment.One echoed by Q4nobody earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/10573885
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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Had a feeling it might have been done...Really it demands an animated icon I'd have thought.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:14,
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Heh, that would get my vote.Not many pixels to play with though, eh?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:34,
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The odd thing about thisis the most fake-looking bit, the white smear about halfway down between the peak and the shadow, isn't obscured by the 'copter in the original pic. So it seems you've photoshopped a fake bit of mountain when you didn't need to...
Otherwise, it's a really good job.
(Otherwise, it's a really good job.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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Yes but in the second pic it is more snowy, whereas in the first pic it's a lovely craggy dark greyso arguably it's less mountain
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Bloody geological features! Obscuring my view of the sky!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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No, that's shitand it's way too fucking big.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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Oh, can you see a bridge?I can't, unless it's behind the mountain
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Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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Is it too lateto enter these in the 'Design a pylon' contest?
www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2011-09/15/pylons
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Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:39,
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www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2011-09/15/pylons
ive to admit ive never liked the UK editionthe US version is just so much better but i cant get it here anymore. those cocks.
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Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:53,
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So, if Jesus really wants to solve the problems of the modern world, he merely has to get you to travel back in time to witness his earthly demise at Golgotha?Of course! It all makes perfect sense.
( Lovecraft tentacles and shit,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:53,
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He might be that fellow on the far right diquised as a mime.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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Robert Kilroy Silk? Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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HA!! I'll laugh at fart jokes till the day I die. Which hopefully isn't to soon.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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As Irish comic Dave Allen said, nothing in human history has made us laugh more...
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:24,
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and ironically, recursion NEVER stopsas this post demonstrates: www.b3ta.com/board/10574677
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:31,
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Looks like a post-it note!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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Can't BEAT this post.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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Ooof!That needs a TICKing off...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:31,
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Now that took MINIMum effort... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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No need to get crotchety... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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This is great Twisty!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:27,
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