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# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# yes, 10 years ago
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Wharrabootdis?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Well in that case, this couldn't have been done either.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I've made a cut out and i'm not afraid to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ^this +12!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Is it Osama Season yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# it could be but he's easily foiled.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I'm replyiong to this so I can see what monkeons thing does...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I liked it as it was
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I'm sorry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# what's happening here?
edit - ah, thought so
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# I can see it all now......
*edit* Aww it's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Let's see if this works...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# cleverness
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:22, archived)
# This is going on my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Exactly the kind of thread
I love waking up to!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:06, archived)
# not yet epic until someone flounces
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:21, archived)
# In that case........
I HATE YOU ALL!
I just want a little fame on here......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:44, archived)
# and now it's epic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Woo!
On that note, I'm off to bed!
A four hour thread of really crap gags.... I do love this place!
Night fuckers! *flounces off to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Mices ? What mices ?

de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha Nicely
Like the one arm push up :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Doodle

Something I drew on a bus in my way to work last week.

Her bra is falling down, it seems.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I heartily approve of this series of pictures.
Next one, please
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Splendid as always :) I love how you seem to be inspired from more 80s-90s anime.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# less blades
more boobage
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I know what I like...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Lob sided breastages?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Fewer!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Nice
I was on a bus recently and had a hard enough time playing angry birds, what with it being bumpy and all...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Very good skills.
I would however suggest drawing it on paper or some sort of electronic equipment. The bus companies hate this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# The bus shouldn't have been in his way, then.
 



oh, shit. candles.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Start bidding...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Oh it's a moon!
I thought it was supposed to be the sun!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'd bid a penny for you to zoom out
but I'm guessing it'll turn out to be Chris Moyle's arse...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Heartwarming








(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Dropbear!
australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# and I thought they
were a myth
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Oh, they're totally real, man.
I lost an entire squad to those bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Some kind of myth-understanding, I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Lost your entire squad?
How careless of you. Have you checked down the sofa?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I think I might have left them on the car roof and drove off by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I did that with a satnav once.
It bounced on the pavement and went in a puddle. Worked perfectly afterwards. Yay Navman...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# What was she expecting?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Looks like he had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# which
one's the hippo?
(MayorBoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# How do you establish a hippo as being a "pet"?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I think his strategy was to break it in like a horse, rodeo style
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ride 'em hippo
Yee-Hah!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# The skin was only there to stop her massive face from spilling out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ^ This

It's a well know fact that the size of a womans underface, has a direct relationship to the size of her fucking fat arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# spoken like someone
who's never tried to find a skinned face on google images...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# You got me, sheriff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I once saw a picture of a guy who skinned his face whilst on PCP...
Thanks for not using that. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# It was probably the stress of having to come up with the money
for the balloon payment...

Ho ho. A bit of car leasing humour for you
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Even cuter -
The Giant Wombat!

(I saw this at the Sydney museum a while back - quite amazing...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Turning a problem into an opportunity:
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# What a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# GIVE ME BACK MY FLOPPY FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# right!
off to watch fellowship of the ring.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Goo
night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# watch the rifftrax version
lol and a half..
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# YOU SAID FACE
Means I can tenuously show a couple of pics of a costume I'm working on INCLUDING A FACE!

Planning on version of the
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Lovechild of Spiderman and grim reaper
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# It could easily be that awkward when it's done...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Wicked :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# haha
ace

edit: i did reply to this a minute ago, but the spam filter picked it up. apparently writing 'hahaha' last night and again tonight is forbidden
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Botchtox?
You can get that done at beauticians across the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Chuck in a saag aloo enema and I'll take the package.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Works a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE BOTOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Attempts to solve Italian debt problem: Plan A


Results: Inconclusive

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Plan B:
SELL MORE DICK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# I'm all for plan B
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfffft!
Also, an oddly timed-encounter with a Painted Dragon the other day:



No shopping needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I think it would have been less cruel
to photoshop it instead of painting the poor little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Did you paint the dragon yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *euphemism senses tingling*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
euphemism senses haberdasher's yoghurt pot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yes, that too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
Compo it!
(MayorBoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# :D cute aminual
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# arf!
hmm, i'm in a lord of the rings mood, but i can't decide.
fellowship of the ring
the two towers
or
return of the king?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Fellowship is the best of the trilogy.
The 2nd one's Hobbits on horses, and the last one's Hobbits have a shitty holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i always loved the battle of helm's deep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Fighting in the rain is always a winner.
See also: snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# it's just that first moment
when the rain hits theoden's armour. don't know why, but i absolutely love that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Fun Fact: "So it begins" is Olde English for "We're fucked"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# The Olympic torch-bearer orc is a nice touch
Must have had Tolkien going in his grave like a bloody washing machine though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# yeah, that was a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# My favourite bit in the whole book
was always Eowyn saying "I am no man" and killing the nazgul. Although I think they shifted that to the third film.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# yep, they did
and i love that bit too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# What she said ^
Also, avoid the green jelly cheat battle in the third one, which never occurred in the book.

Edit:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# 8D

never did get around to fixing his feet
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *clicks really fucking hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Dammit! I knew I'd subconsciously stolen the idea from somewhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# He's got his shoes on the wrong feet...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# That's why he fell
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# He's just that fucking mental
By the way Howdy, top class! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Sweet Jeeze that's ace!!!!
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Awesome
needs more replies
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# How about that Wetherby storyboard that some clever b3tan whose name escapes me did?
That's better than the whole trilogy put together
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# but it won't take 3 hours to read
and i've got fuck all to do except some knitting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Could always try digging out the radio version of Lord of the Rings
There's thirteen hours of it and it does a much better job of retaining the spirit (and story) of the books than the films. Plus you can knit at the same time, if you wanted.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# i'm not overly fond of radio that isn't music
that said, i love a bit of classic fm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# i'll watch fellowship of the ring tonight
and hopefully the other 2 tomorrow and wednesday.
i know i do this about once every 2 months, but i love those films!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# ?
Classic FM is music...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# that's what i'm saying
i'm not fond of radio that's talking, but i like listening to music on it. just like there are very few music videos i will watch as i find it distracts me from the music.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# There is music in it
They set a whole load of the poetry and songs to music as part of the production, something which was sadly lacking from the movies, plus there's the incidentals. Musically, it sounds rather good. I think it was done mostly with a string quartet, but I could be wrong about that.

Just found an example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5YwMpSN6CU&feature=related
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# i'll have to listen to that tomorrow
when i can get to a computer that hasn't got youtubeophobia :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Oh that ^ very much
I used to have all that on tape; it's lovely. Really creepy nazgul sounds as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I think it does get repeated occasionally...
Keep an eye on Radio 4 Extra; that's where it's likely to turn up. Of course, there's also bits of it on Youtube as well.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Fellowship, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# arf!
just put it on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Yoshi for Chancellor!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# we really need one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)
# you're gonna need a bigger couch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# this is many shades of win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:42, archived)
# he was asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I would love to see this frontpaged.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# loving these
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Why did I see this?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# the jedis are really gonna feel this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Also
a CDC in fucking fire on that helmet.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# It's a TOAP, and it's Star Wars...
...yet it's quite conceptually original and clever? I'm so confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Never forgive!
Never forget..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# that's a definite improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Captain Howdy, ladies and gentlemen; taking the ball home and not giving it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahah
That's how to do it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Had they all watched a certain video recently?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Also, did everyone see the beautiful faces on this?:
b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1427383
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# \o/
b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1427991
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Does it come with the "hunt down" attachment?
A whole hour of b3ta, lost to the void...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)
# that costs extra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Ah well, no point then
I can do it myself for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# you are dog the bounty hunter
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ^ ART!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)
# if you saw a big red button like that
would you press it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)
# this is the correct response
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I'll take two!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:31, archived)
# profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)
# must.....stop.....giggling.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Your pre-deletion Freebase was a work of rare genius.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# "Freebase" and "genius" in the same sentence...
...I gotta see this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha :D
thx!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. you got it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Have I misssed a flounce too?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# you've missed a deletion
and me continuing to be angry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Man posts unfunny real Daily Mirror page on /links
Wags on /links tell man to post it on /board
Man innocently does so
Man gets usual flaming
Man, ashamed, deletes thread
/board reacts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# arab springlols
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# She fuckin loves horses
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I love fuckin horses, too ...
Oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Very Good....
Now do it using only the two shades of b3ta grey...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# She IS a fuckin horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# wouldn't touch the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# awww
there's always implants :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Noon Smashy...
I thought about you today...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# did you?
what were you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# barryheadwound posted
this and for some reason I thought about doing you.

Edit: doing you doing one of these with you in it as you like colouring...

But I couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ah, i'm with you now
i'm still colouring that lizard/monster truck combo, but i keep getting distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:23, archived)
# there have been a couple of good ones of those...

herman:D's was a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# yes
but i lack those kind of skills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Suddenly, we're strangers. I watch you walking away.
She was my one temptation, oh, I did not want her to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I saw Jordan in a restaurant recently.
She was with Jermaine Jenas.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Mind piss - bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)
# It's a Jolly Holiday with Mary
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# guhhh
i always imagined her having riper, more pleasant tits than those dangly, angry skin-sacks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# bet she imagines you with a bigger cock too ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# don't we all....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# She got 'em out in "S.O.B."
Perhaps a little later in her career than some of us may have liked, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Bazooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# those nipples look infected
it'll take more than a spoonful of sugar to sort those out, lady
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Cor blimey
Love-A-Duck
Apples and Pears!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Cor
I'd Dick her Van Dyke
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Mary Floppins
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] can't think of much at the moment...this'll have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# pinball.... skink!
RIZES!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# That deaf, dumb and blind lizard...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Yey to Royalty!
It's Chads birthday today...


* Click here to see why he has that expression
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# but how did he get such a supple wrist in the first place?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# yeah
the deaf dumb and blind wanker
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# TILT!
I just found out the other day what happens when you google tilt. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)
# woo
now do the elton john version
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Haha, Rock On, Tommy!
or was that Canon and Ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# woop!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I think we all know who was responsible...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Korma's a bitch like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# what are the purple things?
Im RISing here
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Botulism in Loyd Grossman Korma sauce
www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/8889034/Loyd-Grossman-food-company-investigates-supply-chain-after-botulism-outbreak.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# that sauce looks gross, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I wouldn't want to see Loyd's bank statement this month
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# me neither
it'd depress me far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# He used to break into rich people's houses for a living.
Now, he just wants to put plague on your food and KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# youre just a fakey cake maker, and he aint got time for you-uuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# No sacrifice is too great for our Lord Jayzus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# What a shitty Batman villain o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# he deserves shitty villains
anyone who has to buy his powers doesn't count as a superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Batman would totally beat Galactus in a fistfight!
Ha-ha! I'm kidding.
He'd die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# yes he would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Dear old Uncle is in such a fix
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Garlic, Rosemary....and Salt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# The sky is beginning to bruise
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)
# .. a firm, young carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# What a terrible cunt.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Afghandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Cheers Waspie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Arf! Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Oh yes
This is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT P-ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Is it Gandalf?
I thought it was ra ra Rasputin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Rasputin and his trademark pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# oh those crazy russians
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i dunno
its some cunt with a beard, long hair and a cape

Could it be Geoff Capes?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I thought it was Rasputin too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# It was the bit where he wrote "Afghandalf" at the top of the post that gave it away for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# it was the picture of Gandalf that gave it away for me
Im ronery and need of beering - we gonna go do summat sometime soon?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Yeah why not
I'm busy tonight as I've got to plan covering a naked girl in Transformers, but Weds/Thurs this week?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Maybe so - lets sort it via faceache
Need any help covering the girl in transformers? I have a Gundam RX-78 and 4 Patlabor Ingram AV-98's of varying sizes if you wanted to add some variety.

Not really - theyre too precious and expensive and probably wouldnt be appreciated by a girl - naked or not :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Such wisdom, such serenity.
Now get yer hair cut, hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# WHO DOSENT LOV THIS TUNE EH?
it's a fish LOL
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I do, but it's no Feed the Birds...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# no
but it is a bit Chim Chimerry
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
# or maybe
Biscuit Bass step in time
Biscuit Bass step in time
Never need a reason
Never need a rhyme
Biscuit Bass step in time!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)
# LOL
step in wobble time, wobble wobble wobble time
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Even though the meaning of it is somewhat akin to silicosis.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)
# if you have it long enough
it will become necrosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I might log back in next week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# well you did ask
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# haha
he did n'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Tuesday on a Monday.
How refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# it might be a fish
but that's not butter, believe it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Dear....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# haha
I like how she tucks it back in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# she?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I think you call them 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Hello, "stranger".
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently Paris Hilton tastes a bit like mice
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# That song always sends a shiver down my spine
(woo for the gif - yours have all been great!)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# aww thank you miss hopeless :D
i cried buckets to the song when i was a kid and have never been allowed to forget it by my family :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Awww
Let's all reminisce www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VwU_oS2ErQ
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# waaaaaaa!!!
don't...i'll be sobbing onto my bar of Galaxy :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry! It's got me too...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Ever watched the Disney 'The Little Match Girl' bundled on 'The Little Mermaid' DVD?
Crikey, that's chilling. Almost as bad as the end of Mama's storybook in Mario Galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I hate reading The Little Match Girl to my daughter
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Tell her it's OK, she comes back as an anorexic vampire in the sequel.
Which is a perfectly fine and healthy role model for today's youth. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# She tastes like fresh sushi to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I wouldn't give you much for that bag's tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)
# HE LOVES THEM!!!!
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This is something to do with that Opportunity Knocks programme on the telly isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Nah man
X FACTRO FTW!!!!
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I TOTALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE TELLY!
I'VE NEVER SEEN X-FACTORY OR PEEG BROTHER OR WOTEVA!
I ALSO DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Fucking hell
My gf's mate - and coincidentally, my mate's gf who lives with her - invited us over on Saturday night to sit and watch X Factor with them

Sadly I'd already planned to extract the more stubborn of my anal hairs with a pair of rusty tweezers that evening so, having a prior engagement, was forced to cancel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# you should burn them off
it's quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Don't do it!
FREEZE!
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Is this to do with Masterchef again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# It seems to be something to do with
CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I KNO RITE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I FUCKEN LOVE MASTERCHEF
Thats how i found tihs site thru listnin 2 Buttery Biscit BASS!!
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# If I were you, I'd use your frankly awesome photoshop skills to do a picture of the bald one from Masterchef
Never seen it myself, but he seems to be inexplicably popular on here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# LOL! RIGHT!
(Monty's Ex is sorry, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# i don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# and it's too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# A true master of shoppery is right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# POATOAP
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Loyd's special sauce


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Botulols!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# He just can't resist that crisp clean taste...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Wash it down with Monkey Beer
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Monkey Beer makes everything "fine"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Monkey Beer Lite (for the laydeez)
can only make everying "OKish".

'snot fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# that's a good view through his keyhole
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# That's gross
man
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)

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