3 1/2 hours since the last new tread - Lets get Tuesday started!!!Despite everything, I did get a couple of requests yesterday...
'Kitty Fantastico' asked for Hinton Battle and the terrifying Jackie Stallone, are look none to please that they turned up in the same gear!
To these, I have simply added Gena Lee Nolin (because she is fit), although she may have some lady issues?
* I do hope some of you enjoy these.
('Kitty Fantastico' asked for Hinton Battle and the terrifying Jackie Stallone, are look none to please that they turned up in the same gear!
To these, I have simply added Gena Lee Nolin (because she is fit), although she may have some lady issues?
* I do hope some of you enjoy these.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 6:58,
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ThanksPS: Ning real!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:03,
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Oh sorry, I forgot who you were for a second then...* Re-cuts finger
NING MICHAEL ELLIS!
(NING MICHAEL ELLIS!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:11,
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Have you ever been this low?
The taxis take you where you wanna go
Broken windows, endless television shows
I haven't ever been so low
I am the one, I sing the song
My lights are on but there's nobody home
So much happening today
A thousand people come and go and stay and fade away
They draw the blinds and watch the show
Have you ever been so low?
I am the one, I sing the song
My lights are on but there's nobody home
..nobody home
(The taxis take you where you wanna go
Broken windows, endless television shows
I haven't ever been so low
I am the one, I sing the song
My lights are on but there's nobody home
So much happening today
A thousand people come and go and stay and fade away
They draw the blinds and watch the show
Have you ever been so low?
I am the one, I sing the song
My lights are on but there's nobody home
..nobody home
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:12,
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Here is a little song I someone else wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy...
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
EDIT: Sorry, not my own work
(You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy...
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
EDIT: Sorry, not my own work
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:14,
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Phwoor, really?What am I wearing? :D
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:18,
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i do enjoy some of these;)
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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I enjoy them tooIt's part of my morning routine - have coffee, look at VAGCREAMS and Flea then start working.
(
splorp ®,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:42,
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yes mine tooFlea and Wobbly and a dunked custard cream...smashing :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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:D)You make a happy man very old...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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I guess my request was filed after the deadlinewww.b3ta.com/board/10616198
so many choices for tomorrow - anyone want to second Kaley Cuoco, Elisha Cuthbert, Cherie Currie of the Runaways, Mandy "Inigo" Patinkin, Colin Mochrie, Dick Clark, Billy Idol?
Don't attempt all of these, or someone will throw a wobbly!
(so many choices for tomorrow - anyone want to second Kaley Cuoco, Elisha Cuthbert, Cherie Currie of the Runaways, Mandy "Inigo" Patinkin, Colin Mochrie, Dick Clark, Billy Idol?
Don't attempt all of these, or someone will throw a wobbly!
RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:13,
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Ha ha ha... and sorry, I missed your post at 3:21 this morning...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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Thinking about your list, would it be easier for me to do all(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:38,
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Purple link is purpleYou could add the first three from here on-this-day.com/onthisday/thedays/birthdays/nov30.htm ;)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:56,
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can you play some lynyrd skynyrd plz
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:30,
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is that all u got?!?!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:48,
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I wouldwell it would have to be bag assisted
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 4:41,
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i'll take £10, motherfucker
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:29,
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she's a hooker, yes! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:55,
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i think that's a fair assumption real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 6:07,
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and for the religious types
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:50,
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wood....I mean would
(
damaged goods so little time, so many targets,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:28,
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Me 'n me bird are in a band
I'm the ape in the cape. Nope sorry, the twat in the hat, 'n me bird is the one that isn't a bloke.
Original image & shameful self publicity
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 4:57,
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Hey does anyone remember that episode of silver spoons where carlton's dad falls in love with whitney houston and tries to act cool but he's an accountant and he says he likes to "get up" on the weekends instead of saying "get down"?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:24,
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BBC Mobile Site Typo - (Sorry Unshopped)
I'd love to know what a "Stirke" is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because you love the base a little more than you love the spam
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:21,
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man, what a fucking awesome bandI'd like, totally download their mp3's
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:24,
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not if you don't want attention from the web sheriff real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:40,
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I've been worried sick about you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:15,
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i see there's been a change in line upat least they didn't sell out and ignore the band's toothyness
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:30,
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you love it , you slag! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:08,
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someone just deleted a reply!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:48,
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*fucks lame ass, narrow, one man, chevron* real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:09,
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sorry dude, but you just can't force these thingsand it was narrow and gay
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:19,
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holyshit, i'm cooking chicken nuggets with gordon ramsay in the kitchen
(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:31,
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sorry, that's incorrect it was prof plum, in the boudoir, with the butt plug
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:34,
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wow, I'm ramming chickens with gordon nuggets in my kitchen PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:34,
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1 man's chevron is another man's elbow**now broken
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:17,
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I used to work with a girl that had a mouth like the one on the leftthat picture got circulated many many times.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:12,
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She would be suitable to do Kmart commercials
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:14,
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i used to work for a company that insisted on posting pics of employees on the internal contacts web pagei must 've spent weeks laughing at my mongy colleagues.
i wish i had potato shop back then
(i wish i had potato shop back then
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:16,
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YESI was waiting for this
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:14,
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i was looking all over for it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:15,
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how long before you remembered you spelt it banned? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:18,
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becoz their cannot be any bampersand in a filename -- it didnt take too long, but i stil forgot if it was on b3ta or b3tardsi used 'run' as my searchword :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:29,
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Incredible, all less than 1 $, possible?76.gd/PU
At here, all gadgets are below $ 1 and free shipping! incredible, but the price I am very interested in it, so cheap, possible?
(,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:57,
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At here, all gadgets are below $ 1 and free shipping! incredible, but the price I am very interested in it, so cheap, possible?
Seconded.This guy might (just might) be paid per click, in which case it would be tragic to even see what's there.
(,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:02,
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Incrediblethat you posses the computer-savviness to even post this
( Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:01,
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why dont we just fill the reviews and questions of this sitewith shit
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:19,
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TO THAT, WE CAN ALL AGREE
(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:44,
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i rub it all over my face in the morning PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:16,
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whoah! Wolverinea
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:14,
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in the end, there can be, only one PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:50,
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HAHAHAHA YES!
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 3:19,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Spoons"){kind=small}
I made this in 2002... awaiting this Challenge. I was new to B3TA. My animation technique has not improved much, I notice.
Flash_Bastard,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:21,
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Hamster flicker!Shit! On closer inspection: Tiny pussy flicker!
It may be worse.
(It may be worse.
An Egg ,D,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:26,
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You arrived at B3TA after 'No Hands', I presume?First meme I ever encountered.
( Flash_Bastard,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:43,
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it is worseyou typed "tiny pussy flicker"
0-o
(0-o
TBL I posted this on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 2:01,
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cock-and-ballsI knew it
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:39,
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I remember their radio jingleyou can shake it
you can squeeze it,
you can beat it on the wall,
...but you have to flip the spigot up
to make that last delicious drop fall.
(you can squeeze it,
you can beat it on the wall,
...but you have to flip the spigot up
to make that last delicious drop fall.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:47,
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Yeah!Fill it up...fill it up.
Fill it to the brim.
Gulp down some creamy brew,
And then you lick the rim.
(Fill it to the brim.
Gulp down some creamy brew,
And then you lick the rim.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:50,
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absolutely!as I was sitting on the pooper
i gave birth to a state trooper
(i gave birth to a state trooper
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:01,
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you mean"All we see is Lady-o-ga-ga"
It was some Japanese Queen 'tribute' band, I think.
(It was some Japanese Queen 'tribute' band, I think.
An Egg ,D,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:21,
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she's only copying her idol.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:38,
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fucking season 1 premiere innit...(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:38,
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*buys 100* :D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:43,
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I think there is a bargain deal if you buy 69
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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of course :D kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:47,
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Customers who bought this also bought:Three men and a baby
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:56,
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Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man...(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:22,
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Oh dear....Anyway, I am v. tired. G'night all!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:27,
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Me tooGood night and honka honka!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:33,
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haha *subscribes to the Mediocre channel*
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:42,
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injokes never make it past the pilot PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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*wanks furiously* Just think of all the assmeat I'll get
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:54,
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me too buddyme too :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:54,
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You should also adopt "HONKA HONKA" as your catchphrase
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:08,
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#wanks furiously# kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:10,
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*Offers contact details of anger management therapist*
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:13,
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much obliged kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:15,
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Woowee!It's almost as good as I imagined!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:57,
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almost?tsk tsk
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:06,
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My imagined version is quite something
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:09,
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How do I get to be in the audience?Could do with some furious wanking.
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:26,
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you're in it now kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:27,
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2nd and 4th framesIs so Beadle.
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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Bindun - see below
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51,
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Don't go making the pepper spray cop into a hero
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:12,
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Nice collageI like the little green shoot
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:53,
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It's the assmeat monster truck mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:25,
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I love photoshop tennis :)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:31,
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Don't know where the last version of this went, but I think there was at least three versions after this by various people ...www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick01.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick11.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick13.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudickeleventysix.jpg
atomic probably has most of the missing intermediate stages as he did most of them :)
(www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick11.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudick13.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/dieyoudickeleventysix.jpg
atomic probably has most of the missing intermediate stages as he did most of them :)
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:52,
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i want this as my wall paper real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:33,
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How dare you make my picture better.
This looks like my dog when she attacked a raccoon this morning.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:27,
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Cute, but...are they moons or tunnel entrances?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:47,
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Never deface a connor.NEEVVVEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:45,
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I'm sorry for posting junk above you.*click*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:48,
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Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:47,
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YAY! Bunbuns!
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:00,
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"Donnie Darko 3 - Get your ass to Mars!" cinema release spring 2012
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:52,
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I wasn't aware there was a part 2.I assume it was rubbish?
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:55,
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I've yet to see it myself but there is a Donnie Darko II about his sister apparently(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:57,
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it was about his little sister I do believeI haven't seen it so I can't comment.
Imdb however can: www.imdb.com/title/tt1231277/
(Imdb however can: www.imdb.com/title/tt1231277/
arrangedletters,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01,
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I should buy myself the Donnie Darko DVD it's such a fantastic film
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:03,
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Just done it - I'm mad I am totally impetuous tonight!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:09,
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I should download Donnie Darkoso that I can watch it again and reaffirm my belief that it's a load of over-rated toss and that I wasted my money seeing it at the cinema and have no intention of giving the "writer" any more money.
SO THERE. Pah.
(SO THERE. Pah.
boris the spider,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:11,
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I didn't see what all the fuss was about.It struck me as decidedly average. People my age that I know rave about it and yet they've never heard of Mystic River :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:15,
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but mystic river's the epitome of an average film real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:29,
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Hahaha"They have even cast a couple of Jake Gyllenhaal lookalikes for some of the parts, and there is NO way this is an accident, because they act so badly, they must have been cast on their uncannily resemblance to J.G."
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:04,
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She's a pillar of societybut is it my imagination, or does she look foreign?
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:32,
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I would say she was as british looking as anyone in the british isleswe're all johnny foreigners if you go back a little way, it's that melting pot that makes britain so great. shame a lot of residents forget.
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:39,
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*patpats a happytoast*This all happened daan saath, it's the other bloody side of the world, mate.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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I come from darn sarth, grew up with friends of various nationalities.Doubt she's much older than me so I really don't get how she can be so blatantly racist.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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hate and idiocy are everywherethere's always someone who contends that everything is someone elses fault.
It's just some get airtime in one way or another.
(It's just some get airtime in one way or another.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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See I live up north where we are all whiter than white.....Dreading the snow this year, I lost 17 friends in road accidents.
Only kidding, I don't have 17 friends, I just lost control of the bus.
(Only kidding, I don't have 17 friends, I just lost control of the bus.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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maybe the bus was lacking humanismat least, by the end of the journey it was
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:58,
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Arf!
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:03,
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You're a bus-driver?suddenly doesn't feel so lonely.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:01,
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My dad's a bus driver these days.He isn't on here though I hope
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:12,
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Does he have a tendency to imitate a young Japanese woman?'Cos if so...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:18,
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No, he *is* a young japanese womanGeez, what kind of family do you think I'm from?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:27,
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*Writes first draft of sitcom screenplay - "At home with the Mediocres"*
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:29,
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- Mediocre enters empty livingroom (audience laughs)- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries* (nervous laughter)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- Police sets fire to house (audience goes bananas)
(- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries* (nervous laughter)
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- *wanks*
- *cries*
- Police sets fire to house (audience goes bananas)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:35,
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can i be the annoying/hot next door neighbourthat also wanks, cries and sets fire to your house while wanking?
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:37,
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I saved a tutu just for the part! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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oh hell yeah :Di'm in
get your people to talk to my people and then we'll let the money people work out which people get the other people's person's purse
we can wank and cry while they work it out
(get your people to talk to my people and then we'll let the money people work out which people get the other people's person's purse
we can wank and cry while they work it out
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:41,
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I'm not giving up creative control
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43,
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that's fair, we'll work something outI's gotta wear that tutu :D
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:47,
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Mediocre in the MiddleStory of a dysfunctional boy in a dysfunctional family who all wank and cry a lot.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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SCENE: a family picnic in the parkTHE FATHER: - Hey, these aren't egg sandwiches
MEDIOCRE: - It's pure assmeat!
PASSERBY: *kicks dog*
*everyone dies* (wanking sounds from audience)
(MEDIOCRE: - It's pure assmeat!
PASSERBY: *kicks dog*
*everyone dies* (wanking sounds from audience)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:43,
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Well I'm sold, how soon can you rough out the script for the pilot?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:45,
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I just told you the scriptThe entire scene will be shot with high speed cameras and slowed down to a 2x50 minute double pilot episode.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49,
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Oh... I envisaged it more that the dialogue/dog kick/dying would take up about 30 secondsand the audience wanking sounds would take up a further 27 minutes, thus giving you a full episode
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51,
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Well that sound track we already havehttps://audioboo.fm/boos/556461-slightly-shocked-by-this-from-woman-s-hour-today
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01,
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:)I'd imagine a lot of that sort of thing goes on on radio.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:08,
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Don't worry, I have material for at least 290 episodes. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:06,
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Surely that *is* the script for the pilot?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:49,
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Well the assmeat bit I like, but I'm worried about the demographics of the audienceas far as dog kicking is concerned the older generation will love this but the younger generation might be a bit bored.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:56,
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Unfortunatly no....I make ads for radio stations and edit videos for a few production companies.... I'm a soul-less media hack! not good enough to be on the air myself but cheap enough to pay other people to talk for me!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:03,
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You mean they blended in with the snow and you couldn't find them?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:16,
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She looks like she's saying "Fnaarr"
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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She looks like a total cunt to me. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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well she's been arrested now anywayspeedy speedy.
( arrangedletters,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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she looks like Paul Atreides
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:23,
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.I am speechless. What a future that poor kid has ahead of him with that as a mother.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:39,
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what that poor kid has ahead of him due to that mother is likely social services
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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Then the BNP, EDL leadership
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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And, incidentally, president of the Beermat Collectors' Society
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:46,
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and would you believe itEinem Deutsches Gruppe!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! BEERMATS ARE A FRONT FOR TABLE DRYNESS!
this is very weak satire, please nobody sue me, all I have is 2 defrosting sausages in the fridge and about £10 to my name
(IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! BEERMATS ARE A FRONT FOR TABLE DRYNESS!
this is very weak satire, please nobody sue me, all I have is 2 defrosting sausages in the fridge and about £10 to my name
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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You love minimalismEdit, having looked at your link: How bizarre!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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only in small dosesedit: yes, there's no two ways about it, indeed, there may be one way, or three or more ways, but no two.
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:57,
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Einführung von alkoholischen Getränken aus dem Ausland – Der Zoll braucht wachsame AugenNow this sounds like a job for me
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:55,
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Is itbad that I laughed (at the absurdity) when I first saw it?
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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no, laughing at the absurdity of things is what separates humans and animals from robot-humans and robot animals
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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fucking hellare we back in the 1950's
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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Out and out racist bitch on a tram abusing passengers for being forrin!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:34,
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what a load of bollocksfree speech is dead, it's not like she's a school teacher.
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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How do you know?She might be one!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:14,
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hahahaha"NAAA KIDS, TADAY WE ARE DOIN' GEOGRAPHY. THIS CANTRY IS CAWLLED POLISHLAND AND IS FULL OF VODKA SWIGGIN' SCUM. THIS IS RUSSIA AND IT ISFULL OF BLACKS...."
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:19,
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Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austin?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:24,
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Hehehe"Mind your language - there are kids on this tram"
"So what? I've got to face a whole classroom of them in a bit"
("So what? I've got to face a whole classroom of them in a bit"
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:27,
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While it's a pretty shocking videoI'd like to hear a full psychiatric evaluation before stones are thrown
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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Mad as a bag of badgers would be my diagnosis.Oh, and a racist cuntstain.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:42,
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she looked proper off her tits
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:48,
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just the state to be in when in charge of a child.i cant do the school run unless i've had a chuff on some crystal meth
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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you posh cuntfuck all wrong with a bit of billy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:56,
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I reckon not drunk, rather she'd just had a stroke.People tend to slur their speech and do and say unusual things afterwards.
DOWN WITH THIS HORRID, JUDGEMENTAL INTERNET BULLYING!
(DOWN WITH THIS HORRID, JUDGEMENTAL INTERNET BULLYING!
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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Allow me:When one passenger asks her to mind her language, saying "there are little kids on the tram", the woman points to the child on her lap and says "I've got a little kid here".
My diagnosis: she's a thick racist.
(My diagnosis: she's a thick racist.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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Your Medical doctorate appears to be written in crayonand that's not where my usual doctor inserts the thermometer
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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It may not be good for youbut it works for me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:49,
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*leans back, stroking chin* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:02,
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*beans lack, choking stin* kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:36,
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she seemed drunk/cocaineyher lips did funny twitch things every now and again
( arrangedletters,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:51,
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I noticed that too. Must be that all that big 'brother' shit finally got to her.
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:52,
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Ahhhhhh........Look at the lickle wolly gog
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:45,
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Arf!:)
Next week's compo, anyone?
(Next week's compo, anyone?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:54,
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So casual, so effective. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:03,
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Surely...something about the other 'English' woman complaining about her kid being woken up rather than what she is saying also merits some comment...
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:16,
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You didn't watch it all the way through though..
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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...have been to the year 3000not much has changed, but they live under water
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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Oh I'm not denying that (not much anyway)Just given that you commented 3 min later on a 5 min video, then proclaimed it the best, was a bit suspect. Unless even the first half was better than every other gay king movie you've ever seen.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:50,
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I jumped through it. That's how I watch things with my futuristic brain.
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:17,
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yesyes it is
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:29,
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COCKS AWAY!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41,
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fucking love the bouncy balls as it squeezes itself out rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41,
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What about the animation?LOLOL
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42,
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Now I know what kind of sauce you have on your face.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:46,
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Brown sauce? I thought it was jizz.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:57,
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Does this now signify the end of Dayshift? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42,
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Does that CDC have a stock photo logo on it?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:55,
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This is the type of Javelin I would watch in the Olympics next Summer.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42,
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Spam Javelins and the bi-athlon should be interesting
*Edit maybe this would be a good comp entry "The 2012 Sexy Olympics - Sex up the London Olympics!"
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1449812
(*Edit maybe this would be a good comp entry "The 2012 Sexy Olympics - Sex up the London Olympics!"
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1449812
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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Is he staring at Kate's bumhole? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48,
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It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:57,
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Safe Sex 101.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:00,
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This is harder than bulls-eyeing womprats in a T-16.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:03,
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...And I thought they smelled bad on the outside Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:05,
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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:13,
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Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault. 
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:23,
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[WCD] Weapons of Crude Destruction
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:08,
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Yay.....WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH B3TA?
It won;t load properly and,
I got to click I like this and it opens in a seperate window, and I go to reply to this and there is no quick reply and that opens in a different window....
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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It won;t load properly and,
I got to click I like this and it opens in a seperate window, and I go to reply to this and there is no quick reply and that opens in a different window....
Works fine for me brochange your browser perhaps?
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:35,
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You may be right thanks, it's seems ok now.. wouldn't load properly earlier either..Might be my aging PC
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:38,
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You should aim higher! Harder! Stronger! TO THE STARS!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:07,
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That is beautiful, man*wipes tear from eye*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:08,
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The separation of the booster bollocks is very well done, majestic
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:55,
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SPROING!Lovely stuff.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:43,
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PUT THOSE PICTURES AWAY NOW!!!!!
*sorry about the thread rush... I was shouting at the upload screen for 10 minutes!
What edit? there's been no edit here! move along please.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:09,
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And to think, I was just scrolling down the board and wondering why those images from lunchtime were still up.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:14,
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Those pictures remind me of a set I did.Nicely :)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:17,
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Ahh.... allow me to demonstrate dear....Be a sweetheart splash some water about downstairs.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:45,
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Wouldn't be the first time a disinterested girl has......Never mind.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:57,
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same for me!arf!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:14,
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C'mon Jesus... open up for the aeroplane! neeeowwww!
He's just not eating, doctor. Im worried about him.
jesus was a bit fucking fit for a religious froot rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:35,
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saw that Sheep fella ice skating the other day.....showing off he was :D
TRIPLE SALKO!!!
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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Smug bastard
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:46,
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the bit in the black strides has a proper excess of arse rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:49,
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its that arse whats tipping her rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:53,
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If half of us had half of your talentSheep would be already a b3ta meme. These are woosome
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:51,
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liking all these variants :Dalso, dropping this unrelated nonsense here:
(,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:57,
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Ahahah, I keep expecting him to go through the ice.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:04,
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FAKE!...no helicopter................or shark......................or bridge even!!
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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gah! This is Mustapha Bin Dun
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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If you could all kindly imagine Kawaii Five-0it would save me a lot of bother in making it
thanks awfully
(thanks awfully
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:45,
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Anata wa sakana fingsandoitchi o kibdesu ka?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:57,
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I might make it later, unless someone beats me. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:30,
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What the deuce?I'm sure I replied to this when it was further down the board...
^_^
(^_^
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:47,
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damn! yeh - sorrythough I was quick enough in moving it.
THERE'S NO RULES ABOUT DELETING A REPLY!
(THERE'S NO RULES ABOUT DELETING A REPLY!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:48,
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*passes round torches and flaming pitchforks*Well, looks like we've got a post deleter on our hands, boys. Who's with me?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:50,
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but I also create so many posts! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:54,
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Ah manthanks, but it just upsets me. It's an out-of-date mess, I need to rethink it completely. I never got around to posting any b3ta stuff on it. I think I'll probably settle on making a blog and just post everything on that.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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HahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:32,
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Don't let a bridge ruin your movieNice one Mofaha :)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:34,
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^ this is a valid question Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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^ this is a valid response Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:57,
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pfffffffffffffffffffffftedit*why is this not on the FP already?*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:20,
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oh you dirty bastard :D kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:01,
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Bloody hell Mofaha. Brilliant.I love this!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:39,
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Is that the Iranian Nuclear Power Plant?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:58,
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Military cutbacks have been HARSH.Very well done, sir. Have a click. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:03,
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Saying that it's very high-powered and has fantastic rangefor a highly mobile army the plastic spoon could be a godsend!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:07,
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Thinking about it, it WOULD have its uses.A single Javelin missile costs about as much as a Porsche 911. The weapons grade plastic spoon would cost about 5p.
*sends letter to MoD*
(*sends letter to MoD*
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:11,
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I'm currently designing a weapon made from the tube of a biroand some small paper pellets I think it has excellent potential for precision sniping
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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Interesting. *takes notes*I hear they've started crafting basic UAVs out of a single sheet of A4 paper. Field reports claim they are "a success".
"We have taken the entire Middle East and Mr. Bragg's electrical shop in the space of an hour."
("We have taken the entire Middle East and Mr. Bragg's electrical shop in the space of an hour."
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:17,
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could be embarrassing if the ammo got mistaken for softmints though
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:14,
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Softmints remain untested in the field of combat and the Geneva Convention have alreadyruled the use of mint as unlawful.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:15,
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We've had reports that North Korean forces are developing deadly new weapons; twigs with a bit of dog poo on the end. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:20,
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Now the shit will hit the fan!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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Mm, I've seen a few modified weapons appear on the black market. Ain't legal, y'know. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:25,
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hahaaces
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:08,
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Very very nice...* clicks
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:38,
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I want a magic spoon of death too.Nicely done.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:02,
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Fantastic.Are those your hands and spoon?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:42,
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