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# i am aMUSEd
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I don't even own an Ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# nicely...
how'd you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
airbrush, smudge tool, and blur mostly. my Bamboo pad is pretty nice, just takes time and thought
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# If you wanted it to be a bit more accurate
You would have shopped a plastic bag over his head
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:15, archived)
# haha
normally it's a tinfoil hat, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# srsly?
shit, man! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ohyouaresofuckingcoolarentyou
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
#
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# You seem to be on some biblical mission to kill this place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Are you being serious?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Wanna know how I got these scars?
Rowing machine backfired.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# the injuries seems consistent with that sort of accident
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# His sporting career has been a tough one.
Also,
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)
# i worked with a girl who batted her jaw with a manully operated bottle capper.
her wet hand slipped of of the handle and the spring caused the long wooden handle to fly up quickly and with great force
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# bring out the gimp - kee-kee-kee! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# i know a girl that had to have her leg amputated after a trampoline accident
seriously, a fucking trampoline accident! wtf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 2:30, archived)
# not so fucking Jolie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I say...
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Who would've thought that after rapping about killing cops he would show up in daddy day care
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Moonraker ftw
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Did I miss a meeting with these pictures? I was out all day and can't be bothered to scroll though the days postage.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Ohhh, you son of a bitch!
I snorted so hard, I snotted down myself. Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Can you
draw us a picture?
(beerMatt, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Not a raised eyebrow in sight
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I am RISing hard here
....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# You ain't the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I've looked at this constantly since it was posted trying to work it out?
Still RISing my plums off here...?

*feels stoopid*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# You seem to be on some biblical mission to kill this place
post more photos of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# BUMCHIN!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Evening all. Apologies in advance for this...
Haven't been around for ages... needless to say, I have not been away polishing my image-making skills....

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Fonejacker needs some bum ointment.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Does he have an oxide backside?
Pft.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
Is that another of those Pie Covers?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# db cover
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# i cant ever get these things right :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I was more inspired by
b3ta.com/board/10621427 to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] C U Next Tuesday.....


Click for bigger (63 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Too soon man :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# too late shirley.....
I missed it by nearly 3 months!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Good point but stop calling him Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Nice. I beleive you can get to Hull with your Air Miles too...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I like the idea of hull....
At last, after years of trying I think I've made the definitive 9/11 hull picture.

I wish ls18 was here to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# JIHAD
محمد محمد الأمير عوض السيد عطا
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Looking at it, and couldn't help thinking something was missing...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# CHRIST!
How could I have missed that?

hahahahahaha! Well played sir.

Think I spent too long on wikipedia making sure the details on the text was right and look right past the visuals!

I hate you now.... showing me up.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Haha! You pull all the flight details together and build a complete boarding pass...
...I double-up a barcode and I'm showing YOU up? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Of course!
All that work and I could have gotten away with the name, date and barcode gag....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I found this...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Haha, the absurd meta!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I can't see that logo anymore without thinking of Silent Running.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# The Mike and the mechanics song?
*merry candles!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# 2 candles in the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It was meant to be a Twin Towers / B3ta Day combination
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# ...o.k.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Get up, get out!
No relation!
(also: Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I am RISsing sideways at this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Who's watering who?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i saw a sheep fly once
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Something something something done on a bus


I filtad, but it kinda messed it up.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)
# naughty
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# It sucks.
Spit it out!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# done on a bus?
get a car:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# It would be a challenging task
to drive and draw at the same time.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Ambiguous
I like the style :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Thank you
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# You did what on the bus?
The drawing or what's going on in the drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# The drawing
What is in the picture was only in my mind.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Wait... what's going on here? o_____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Glasses is being hugged by Armour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Ahh~

Here Mr. Blobby has got chewing gum stuck in his back pocket and Noel Edmonds is trying to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
Noel EdmondsFreebase
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's the little things that influence your drawings, isn't it? XD
I'm in the mood to do another special forces fox picture type thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# *never forgives*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:27, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Mcooft?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Ah very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Ha! took me a minute!
woo to the post BTW
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:12, archived)
# pffht :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Lovethisone :D
(herman:D, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Oh yes !
how the devil are you mate ? i hope things are well down at hood butter towers, give my regards to the lovely Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Oh hello. Bet you've gone now.
But yeah, everything is just fine ta. Track day tomorrow :))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# my favorite so far
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# This made me wee a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Really, Really?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_FmADVggCk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
#
19 messages in 8 years versus 11500 in 2 years.

You're probably right. I should have thought about that one a little more
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# And I should probably have been less spiky in my reply, so let's shake hands and call it a draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:27, archived)
#
*shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmBAd76kak&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# fo shizzle failizzle
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:19, archived)
# At first I was like, is this 4chan? But then I was like, nope!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha, this is wonderful!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I HATE 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# At first I was like "...."

But then I was like: www.tineye.com/search/441a4a5b69ca4a98937f9539b17a983ca6700c8c/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yeah no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# begone, foul mindfart
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I see a little silhouetto of a gnops

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# this is just unforgivable
consider yourself spanged to within an inch of your life ! *face palms*.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] suv's
(tangles1968, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Well yes, it is about 91k too big... seeing as you're making a point of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# quite skilled of the gunman to replicate the same grouping three times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# He also seems to be using a small, 3 round burst cannon, judging by the caliber of those shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# They must be a decent calibre too to put holes that big in such a vehicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Ah shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Maybe a 50.cal rifle, or even a 50.cal machine gun, if the operator's grouping skills are shit-hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I like the phrase "Burst Cannon"
"Hey baby, I gotta BURST CANNON!"

but that sounds like a broken cannon now I come to think of it, not much of a brag is it

"Hey baby, defective cannon"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# YEY! MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# you're like andy from little briatain
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
#
like

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# wobbly wheelchair bloke
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Aye, that'll happen with a loose wheel or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Calm down.
(that's not a monster truck)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Suge is the founder and CEO of Black Kapital Records
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Angular Merkel
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Does she own a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# It's too early to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# low poly!
is it for a bailout?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# I seem to have taken some powerful drugs this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# You've been eating the silica gel again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# "DO NOT EAT" is a challenge, and not an instruction, right?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# origami
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Should be a boss in Star Fox
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# this is rather interesting
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# It is, at that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Ah ha
that gets a thoroughly deserved click then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# me back me back me back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# after a hard day hunting bounties
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Boba Fett is a fat lazy piece of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Spirit of the Season


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)
# mmm gingerbread
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# mmm candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# there you go, fork handles
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Four Kindles?
**UPDATE**
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 7 years, 11 months and 30 days.

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# oooh happy candleyday :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# HbdMGT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# They reminds me to get my Christmas Tree up - I'm not in anyway religious but I do love a good Christmas Tree
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# You anger the great god Santa
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Santanist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Santaist?
(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Santanais?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Kringans?
(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# The hideous god flys through the night, drawn by his hornéd beasts on a sleigh painted the colour of blood.
He springs out of fireplaces to fill your stockings with coal if you cannot placate him with offerings of alcohol and spiced meats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# just put mine up
wasn't going to bother, then I found one for £1.50 in the corner shop :D

no money for decorations though, will have to recycle my foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Getting on this weekend
The GF is crazy jazzed about it.
(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# ^THIS
I'm Atheist, but I'm currently leaning towards Wiccan, who have Yule instead of Christmas.

Regardless, it's become a sort of universal holiday rather than just Christian. I know people from many walks of life who celebrate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# i'm atheist too
but am accepting of all religious festivals that involve getting pissed a lot and eating choccy :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Now this is a viewpoint I can get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Hear hear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Cafeteria religionism.
Or public house religionism, perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Wicca? Really?
It's paganism-lite for wimps who don't like the fact that the religion was founded in blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# RACIST! *points hateful finger*
Well what I mean is, I don't believe in any deities yet some of the ideals of Wicca interest me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# The ideals of pretty much every religion have good points.
It's the nonsense about all powerful dieties and people in power using it for their own benefits that ruin religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the one to say it.
It's scarcely even that, a load of ceremonial magick largely concocted by bored civil servants in the 1930s. The fact that they pretend it's genuinely ancient to the point of actually fabricating source material really... gets my goat.

The "An it harm none, do as thou wilt" is oft cited as an ancient Pagan maxim but is in reality Gerald Gardner's lame paraphrase of Aleister Crowley that entirely missed the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I read it was founded in the 50s/60s. And as I said up there, I just find some of their ideals/beliefs interesting
but I most likely won't tag along, being a man of science.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Frankly I just find it baffling the degree to which so many modern secular types are outwardly hostile towards Christianity,
but then go all starry eyed over any sort of pagan reconstruction.

The origins of this particular fad are interesting to study, though.
This is a good book.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I guess it's because so many small groups branching off Christianity take it way too far, make the whole thing seem cultish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I find it's all bollocks
SKY DADDY GONNA HATE :)

let's face it, if there's any all powerful deities out there, they are all powerful wether we prostrate outselves before them or don't give a crap.

Life's too short, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I don't know what I've caused, man. XD
All I said is I prefer to call Christmas 'Yule', and this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# ahh
can't beat whacking out one's great log at xmas

and saying to the festive folk, try it, yule love it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# D'oooooh! *rummages for spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# that's a very self-centred and hedonistic attitude,
I can't say I share it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# No, it's most absolutely not self centred, at all.
Anyone who claims to be able to state "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HOW THINGS ARE" is being self centred.

Things are what they are irrespective of my viewpoint, in what way is that self centered?

What I think I understand or don't understand is down to my experience of existence, if I don't accept what someone says just because they say this is the way in what manner am I at fault?

You accuse me of being hedonistic, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I also have not insulted you, you have just insulted me. How dare you tell me what I am. Would it be acceptable if I said to you what you are, irrespective of what you actually are?

Telling others what I decide they are is not an attitude that I can say I share.

Until you gain omnipotence save such pronouncements.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# "Life's too short" is pretty much the hedonist's maxim,
too short for worry about whether we're doing God's will, so let's just enjoy ourselves instead. Something along those lines was written on the side of London buses, anyway. If that's not what you meant then please do set me right, here.

But I wasn't commenting on WHAT YOU ARE anyway, but the attitude (apparently) expressed. Obviously I have hit a sort spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# worried about doing gods will?
NOBODY knows gods will. All that there is to trying understand it and leading a life appropriately is faith in ones beliefs, beyond that how can any human comprehend the will of such an entity.

You declared specifically what I am. Rude arrogance does not warrant favourable treatment.

If you want to be condescendingly judgemental that's your perogative, but don't be surprised when that burns away any positive value in your opinion in return.

And as for hitting a soft spot, you're right, I'm such hedonistic vermin that I deserve no means of retort. How dare I be offended, I should know my place and allow those who know better then me to say anything they think they know.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# It's the idea that we shouldn't even "give a crap" about God's will that struck me as self-centred.
I didn't say anything at all about what you are. I've no idea what you are other than annoyed right now. I only commented on the attitude expressed. I had no idea you'd even take "hedonistic" as such an insult, some people actually describe themselves as such, and now the word "vermin" suddenly comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# A large proportion of my family are pagan.
I pretty much ignore them. The only thing I've learned from them is how to read half a suit of tarot cards and that pentacles are actually good things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Oh and not to let sprites near a window and an uncovered crystal ball, or they'll try to burn down your house.
I wish this one was untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# if you try to put too many sprites in a row some of them will dissapear
/nerd joke, just ignore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ah, but do you know why?

/does know why
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# slots baby
not enough slots

or whatever the made up nomenclature is for whoever made it :)

little 9918 can only show 4 in a row, even though it can think about 32

/descending into nerddom....

and of course bandwidth, lol, 1976 indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I'm Wikian
which means I celebrate on 43rd of Chufftember [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Although I'm an atheist myself I do love the wicca traditions
Burning the yule log etc. just seems so much closer to nature.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah, I admit I'm a bit of a naturist. Shame I'm the only one in my family that would want to partake in the Wicca side of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# you like to walk around in the nuddy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that there is too much body-shame in society
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
here here
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Well maybe not THAT naturist... XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# "Wicca" traditions?
Yule is a pagan festival. Just because wicca stole it doesn't make it theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Pagan is a generic terms created by Christians
Wicca is an actual religion, Pagan isn't - it's just something that's Heathen and Non-Christian.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Yes, a generic term.
The fact wicca is a (laughably) real religion doesn't mean they own the festival they stole from 1600 years before wicca was created.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Well I'm not saying I know enough about Wicca to state any such thing
but they do burn the yule log so it's a tradition within their religion although in truth it would appear they are Neo-paganistic rather than some ancient religious that the Christians assimilated as their own. Nobody know enough about traditional pagan religions as mostly they didn't write stuff down but it's clear that Christian used most of pagan belief system to ease the transition from pagan to christian. But Pagan is certainly a generic term so it wrong to attribute anything to them as it's more likely to be bits of one religion and bits of another. Nonethe less I prefer the agrarian based religions as they re based upon nature and seasons rather than some abstract concepts of Heaven and Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# To say Christianity "used" pagan beliefs is a bit much,
it's closer to the mark to say they couldn't do anything about it so they let them carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# They assimulated some aspects of pagan agrarian-based religions
December the 21st is the Winter solstice and has been pre-dating Christianity if is understood that in some quarters that Christians used this date as the birth of Christ when evidence shows Jesus was probably born nearer to March/April time according to the star alignment and the change to the Gregorian calendar. But I'm not going to argue points I don't actually believe in it takes too many presumption on both sides to form an accurate conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# December the 21st is the solstice in actual fact, regardless of religions,
it's an astronomical thing. As mentioned below, however, the date of Christianity is more likely from the Roman festival of the Sol Invictus.

There is, as far as I know, no evidence at all for the date of the birth of Jesus. Christmas wasn't celebrated at all until about the 3rd century because Jews didn't celebrate birthdays. Any attempt to relate the Star of Bethlehem to a real astronomical event is not only highly speculative but highly missing the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Like I said I know very little of religion I'm not stating anything of any real value other than
there are questions regarding all religions.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# More wrong than to assert a religion 60 years old has "traditions".
Or ascribing a tradtion to belongs to a religion that is younger than it by over 1 and a half millenia?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I really am stating nothing I'm an atheist - remember.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I suppose it's an actual religion,
but it's not a traditional one, as much as it likes to present itself as such.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Not really pagan is just a generic term for many many different agrarian based religions
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# no I'm talking about Wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Ah yes Wicca is a neo-pagan religion
trying to re-establish the old agrarian religions. Which is mostly guess work as most pagan religions were not documented.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Where Wicca is concerned it's mostly making things up to fit in with what modern people would like to believe.
If there were any real effort to properly reconstruct the ancient belief systems, from what little we do know of them, there would be arrests.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# True and there is a lot of bastardisation of pagan culture as told by Christians
so it really is impossible to come to any conclusions about paganism in terms of the ancient agrarian-religions that existed in this country. The best model of paganism is the Native North Americans which shows close ties with nature and close community spirit, but whether British pagans followed these ideals is open for speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# there was no contact between Europeans and Native Americans so if there is any similarity
it is entirely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:59, archived)
# It amuses me when people say things like this.
Christmas trees don't have anything to do with religion, although perhaps it could be said that Christmas is a kind of religion in its own right.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Christmas trees derive from pagan sacrifice.
People used to sacrifice animals until some people or other (possibly the germans) decided they didn't like that and to sacrifice trees instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# According to Wikipedia they only date back to the 15th century.
Maybe you have some better information. I heard it was the done thing to drape the entrails of your slaughtered enemies in the branches of trees but I don't know if that had any particular festive relevance.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# People used to ritually sacrifice up to the 18th century (possibly further).
Maybe "pagan" sacrifice was a bit over an overstatement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Attis was said to have been resurrected as a pine tree so maybe that's got something to do with it,
nevertheless there is no connection with any religion still practiced today, apart from that a lot of Christians happen to do it. It's got nothing to do with Jesus.

I was told by someone, in fact, that in the United States it's unusual to see a Christmas tree put up in a church, unlike here.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# By that logic Christmas itself has nothing to do with christianity.
Seeing as the whole nativity scenario was blatently nicked off another religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# You're damn right, it doesn't.
Well except the nativity as described in the Gospels is blatantly recycled Old Testament material. Look up the birth of Samson, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I can totally see the entrail tinsel working though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Bowels of Holly?
(dredgeups, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# The appreciation of light, evergreens and alcohol in the darkest part of Winter is both ancient and excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Sorry we're late
the dog ate our newsletter: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue507/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# about time
look at the sort of thing we have had to put up with while waiting for this newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# on a side note
thank you I'm now laughing like a fool in the office after the halfords video
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Dave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Rob finally abandoned ship then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
Thanks Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Cheers dave
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT AGAIN DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# A toast!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Posting this
to say I'm just leaving the 5555 posts stone mark.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# yay
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Wow... /board is DEAD tonight. Where is everybody? D:
Have this rather crappy picture I drew a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# i'd say they're getting shitfaced
i'm off to get 6 cans now so i don't spend as much in the pub

nice pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# More likely than not.
Meanwhile muggins here is stuck in finishing work for end of semester. Not cool.

and cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Get to fucking work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I've just got back to work.
Need to babysit a camera crew filming in our building.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Oh? Any idea what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Someone told me. I wasn't excited by it and have promptly forgotten.
They do film corrie 'ere from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Ahh. Still something, eh?
I remember when they were filming Captain America in town; vintage cars going up and down the road, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# This reminds me of Hannibal Lector's escape in Silence of the Lambs...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# 100 Nazis?
Number 89 is James Cagney.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a fair cop, guv ... Cuff me.
(hamblettamaud, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Nice race matching algorithm :-D
He's quite a stylish fella
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
#
Cynicism is De rigueur
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Best tuesday ever
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Look, I haven't been over here for a long time, as I really amn't so good at pictures and that. So, sorry if this isn't okay for whatever reason, but, nevertheless, I made this and I want to share it:

The band site is here: www.tinyurl.com/perhor
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# this needs to be bigger
I can't see the text
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Oh. Sorry.
I've got a larger clearer bmp version here too. Hang on while I upload it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hurry up I haven't got my glasses with me
and I need to be able to see it on the monitor of the guy sat at the desk in front of me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# To be honest, I was being a little bit sarcastic.
Sozagain.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# as was I
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# likewise again sozagain
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# No you hang up first
No you hang up first
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# lub you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# luboomoor
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# nooo I lub you moar
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# luboolodes an lodes
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hugz n kizzes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I love you both...
*fap* *fap* *fap*

Oh, crap... *hangs up other phone*
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# How much is this call costing per minute
and will it show up on my phone bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# £1.50 a minute
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# 69p per minute
and it'll show up as "YOU SICK PERV STOP MASTURBATING" on your phone bill.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# My mate on the ISS just texted - he saw that on my screen fropm orbit and says he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# [FX: rolls seat back from monitor]
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Talk about... POP MUSIC!
shooby dooby doo wop
I wanna dedicate it
Pop pop shoo wop
ev'ry body made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# London, Paris, New York,
Scunthorps
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10127679
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# EVERYBODY
talk about....pop music
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Rollmop Beats is a wonderful name.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# What is you fave at the momo?
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# My fave at the momo is defo Sasquatch and the Peppermill.
What is your fave at the momo?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# SHIT. A TYPO.
Still... makes it look more NME-like.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I like Pitbull
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# you fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not sure there's any need for that.
Words can hurt, man. Words can hurt.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# to be honest I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# It's not brown enough though
edging towards blue
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Too brown.
edit: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Words are like weapons - they wound sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# The Penis;
Mightier than the Sword.

I'm sorry, I'll read that again...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I'm confused by the phrase: "I made this" which as far (as I can tell) means you photocopied a ripped out bit of magazine from June 2007...?
Am I missing some sort of ironic message, or is it Tuesday again already?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# it's a blatent spam for his band
https://sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yes.
Well. Sort of.
Sozzles.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Thanks. That is possibly the best comment I could have got.
*huggles*
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# it's baldmonkey or twohats being a fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# i say we take off and view the entire image from orbit
its the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I say we wait for a bit until other stuff is posted, then come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i say i turn off the laptop
and go home for tea.
it's the only way to be full.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I say potayto
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I say I say I say
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# i used to
but i got funny looks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# What's that precious?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# This sounds better and better by the minute
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# indeed.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I've viewed this for orbit and decided it looks ok
so I won't nuke it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *lends specs*
*Presses big red button for Maiden*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# These are X-Ray Specs and thems some smashing pants you're nearly wearing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *tries to press little red button*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
If you'd like to know more and are watching maiden on Digital TV, you can press the 'red button' now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It's an Ugly Planet; a Bug planet. A planet hostile to life as we know it.
Maiden is viewing massive images from orbit would you like to know more?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# This has been copied
from google maps
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Soz all.
I'll leave now.
Soz. Bye.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# don't leave...
I'm just warming up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# where is the flounce
kids today just don't know how to leave a site
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Not so much as a swishy dress in sight bah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :(
b3ta needs another massive flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# we're going to have to work harder next time
e.g. - "oi P-Horse - you hurt children!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I blame the fluffy brigade
trying to make b3ta all nice and cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I know it's so hard to troll noobs thesedays
without getting trolled by the trolls who have suddenly become fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# People were dishing out advice this morning for daring to question the daily vector
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I know and now I'm getting roasted for daring not to like Moggys shite!
HOW THE FUCK DARE I NOT LIKE SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# moggy still posts on here
take two weeks off b3ta and everything is upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Tell me about it - First holiday away from work in months and b3ta takes a nose-dive thru the week.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wasn't even a real critisim
b3ta.com/board/10620749
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# The Fluffeh Defenders to the rescue!
I loved b3ta as it was always fun and good quality jokes not sure that rings totally true of late though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Shhh! that's the secret name of their next albu...
Oh I'm shit at secrets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I like that.
Totally stealing that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# It will be like the Dead Kennedys - I Kill Children
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# you hurt children
there
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Countdown to thread deletion in five, four ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Isn't this that shit
that cunt baldmonkey's always wittering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You mean the one that's constantly pasted all over b3ta? The one I couldn't give two shits about? That one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# well! Let that jolly well be a lesson to you!
sonny jim!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Nearly BEER teim!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You forgot 'lose impromptu street dance contest to posturing youths'
as an option.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I'd be angry by the wave note stage I would probably get chucked by the bouncers
for calling the bar-tender a few choice words.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *asks Maiden for i.d*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# *Shows Multipass*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I wish they gave you a ticket number like the butcher in Morrisons
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I didn't know Slobodan was working there now
Nice to know he can manage a queue, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# The black puddings always ran on time
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# i give them the evil eye
and if that doesn't work, i flash 'em a bit of cleavage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That works for both sides of the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Send the butler to get a refill for my glass of Chablis
whilst I relax with my newspaper and croissant...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Aggro Nim has wilfully misinterpreted you


de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ANHWMY
I dont get it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Spent the last five minutes
thinking ANHWMY was b3ta speak and trying to work it out.

I don't get this image challenge. I'm just posting any old shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Even with the de-RIS, I'm RISing quite hard here.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Oh wait
There is a monkey called Nim, which is aggessive, which is a pun on Acronym and this image is a wilful misinterpretation of the competition.

Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Aggro Nim - Acronym
His name is Nim and he's giving you aggro.

No acronymising involved, just a daft pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Needs to be harder, better, faster, stronger
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# :D
I do like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I love this, and would request that the Right Honourable JPG post his RIS images too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# i find this offensive to monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# No monkeys were harmed in the making of this gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Cos it's an ape! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Damn !
*goes back to harming monkeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Good euphemism!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# he doesn't hurt them much
he just gives them a spanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# it's the best way to get something out of a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# have you tried booze instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# that stings
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# you get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# their feelings were
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# sincere apologies to monkeys everywhere
they are all invited to my tea party, providing they help me move a piano up the stairs first.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# will there be cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# and the best china
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# i'm there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Tickle me eat
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Mrs. Frisby did the same thing
the rats were not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# there's a name i haven't heard in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I find lots of those at this time of year
looking at X-mas card lists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# i don't really do christmas card lists
i only send them to family and close friends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# This year I was hoping for a humorous e-card
or a witty post on Facebook I could "like".

Fuck that, I'll stick to sending cards purchased from Oxfam. Feeding a starving fellow somewhere in the world... maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# i bought a massive box of cards 3 years ago
still got some left, so i'll send those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)

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