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# Shame on Stephen Fry.
Shame on Stephen Fry, who this week during 'QI' gave the impression that Alan Turing designed 'Colossus', the world's first programmable electronic computer. As we all know (or should do), it was proposed and designed by Post Office engineer Thomas "Tommy" Flowers.
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# /talk -->
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# ^This
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# Interesting stuff.
Got any more?
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# turing killed himself by eating a poisoned apple
it was given to him by the wicked queen as he was a gay.

i think he's still in a glass coffin guarded by dwarfs.
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# Wating for Pribce Charling to come wake him with a fisst.
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# That's nice dear
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#
Useful report shared..Iam exceptionally propitious to read this article..thanks for giving us perilous info.Fantastic walk-through. I be aware this post.
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# This is how we should all reply to moggy.
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# She would reply with "Thanks! XD"
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# ^ This
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# The "pineapple peeler" conversation has been amusing me
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# I genuinely tried to explain.
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# You must more effort
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# ^ This
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# We got a live one.
*phones secret police*
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# I'll bet he sniggered everytime he said the word "Colossus" though,
I know his type.
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# tell me more, O Great Sage
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# Quick tell the Internetz!
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# Oh yes, do!
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# Eh...
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# haha superb!
I fucking love Cary Grant!
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# He's amazing in Suspicion
MONKEYFACE!
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# Oh fab!
And what maiden said
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#
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# That's really mindfucked
You strange hummen
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# Hahaha!
That's ace :)
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# Hahaha
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# it was rubbish anyway as you cant play games on it
im typing this on my difference engine mk1....

anyway colusses wasnt a computer, more a code breaking machine
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# Fry is a cunt
He failed to express every detail of every nuance of the subject he was mentioning briefly within the constraints of an essentially meaningless light entertainment formatted prgramme. He should be sellotaped to a Rancor set loose in war-torn Baghdad. My outrage sustains me, fortunately, as I've nothing else to give.
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# Srephen Fry is usually wrong. Why does everyone have so much trust in him. He's they guy who said eating cooked muscles that haven't opened is fine. Ummm, no fucking way!!!!
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[challenge entry] One of us is crying
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# ABBA + some baldwin guy + some 90s person of indeterminate gender
OF COURSE!
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# I've met the bummee
He was in a bar and pretended not to know me
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# alec baldwin buggers albino?
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#
albino adamski
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# That's adamski? Fuuucck - i thought it was one of Mel & Kim or sometihng
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# adamski!
Now there's a blast from the past...

Doom, Doom, Doom, Da Doom Doom, Doom Doom Doom Doom...
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# okie dokie..
google tells me it's a little before my time.. took a about 12 more years for me to get to those sort of places.
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# Dear arrangedletters,

After your advice, I listened to The Constructus Corporation, and it is great.

-xxx-
mediocre
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# hello to be the mediocre.
:D

I love the second story album.. all about the MESH
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# Wakey wakey's my favourite so far
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# it's been a few whiles since I listen
I think it died in a hard drive crash... I may have to give it another perusal sometime soon.
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# Jellyfish FTW!
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# Just listened. Unsettling. Good.
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[challenge entry]
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# KSFW??
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[challenge entry] Och aye the noo pandas
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# I suddenly find myself wondering whether they like licorice.

And if so: sweet or dubbel zout
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# one thing I noticed when I lived in Holland
they love their liquorice
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# Where were you living in Holland?
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# Amsterdam...on a barge
worked in Leiden in a prefabricated concrete factory....good money,happy memories.......space cake n'everything.Would love to get back there sometime.
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# Ha, sound like good times.

I know a few people living on houseboats in Amsterdam. They never have a difficult time getting house sitters for their holidays.

I work in Katwijk now, very close to Leiden.
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# I love Katwijk, great little town, we stay nearby Wassenaar when we holiday there.
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# Cool
I cross Wassenaar every day now. I live near the beach, and it is my intention to cycle to work through the dunes from The Hague once the mornings start getting a bit lighter again.
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# 900,000 quids worth per year!
Spectacular drunkards!
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# Pandas are cunts
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# Hahaha!
WTF
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# Hahahaha

a laugh out loud moment here
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# Now that's funny
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# Hahahaha
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# hahahaha
I don't know


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# Fnuka fnuka, in a box!
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# Mazel tov!
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# Hinneh!
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# Drunken fights -> black eyes
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# hang on
isn't that Bundaberg Ginger Beer on the left?

edit: oh no it's Buckfast, just worked it out, carry on.
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# Splendid
Speaking of fluffy animals, have her majesty I went and said hello to this afternoon, bless her furry little paws:



^CFB
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# The look on the bottom one is quite intense.
Nice shots, as per, sir!
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# She was stalking me around her enclosure thinking I couldn't see her, the daft animal
A moment after that she leapt towards me
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# I hope you're staying on the safe side of the bars there

She looks like she could playfully bite your head off ;)
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# The simple truth of the matter is
these days she probably could. She has a serious set of claws and fangs I would not even want her being playful without a set of bars between us.

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# However sexy that does sound

yiff yiff etc.
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# Very Good....
Have a click
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# Dead or alive, you're coming with me
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# Four down
41 to go.
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# Needs more pepper spray
Woo yay, though
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# hahaha, nice to both
i did a similar one some years back.


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# I wouldn't mind doing that either

*nudges*
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# Surely you mean "Honka Honka"?
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# Where is my mind?
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# ill take the one with the PVC bra please.
I like shiny things.
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#
The bloke in the other pic doesn't half have a strangely-positioned penis.
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# It is a bit cock-eyed
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# becoz it is not a penis, but a trouser snake


EDIT: there was another witty retort above mine, and now it is gone :/
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# I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERFUCKIN PANTS
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# Can you fly, Bobby?
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# :o)
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# *spangs*
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# *bows*
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#
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# *curtseys*
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# *faps*
hard
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#
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# epic spangage
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#
spangage Cock wobble
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# *genuflects*
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# Hahahaha - i just saw the bonus link!
Top stuff, sir!
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# "Splendid"
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# Uh, what?
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# Just askin'
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# "This is not splendid
"This is unimaginable horror"
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# Most certainly
the quote of the day.
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# THIS IS B3TAAAAAAAA
[insert this is spart image here]
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# She must more effort
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# *head-desk*
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# Why is the green bear attacking the other bear with a pineapple peeler?
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# He's dripping hot candle wax on the blue one's balls.
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# OOO-ARRR! *rubs thigh*
Wait, I mean uh...
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# Why are you suddenly one of the wurzles?
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# because
ees got a bran new combine arvester
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# I want know the "pineapple peeler" meaning!! O:
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# Do you know what a pineapple is?
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# yes. it is more commonly called a 'pine cone'
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# Cuz pineapple peeler is not popular in Japan.
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# well what do you peel you pineapples with?
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# A katana
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# HAHAHA!
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# Samurai Kitchen lols!
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# i just throw them out of the tree that they grew from, that usually splits them open and then I can get to the milk inside
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# That doesn't even work for coconuts.
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# that's because pineapple peeler is not popular in Japan
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# I love these threads
I learn so much about peelers!
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# Mmmm Sweet pineapple milk
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# Sexual meaning? O_O
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# you peel pineapples with it
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# I never use it.
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# you should
you open a pineapple and it contains a sweet milk that tastes amazing
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# and it predicts pregnancies
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# Blue line for a boy
pink line for a girl
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# yellow line for pineapple
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# A purple line for hairdresser
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# Brown line for



aww fuck it ;)
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# There is no sex when pineapples are involved.
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# pineapples don't see colour, race, sexuality or religion
we could all learn a lot from pineapples
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# You must more effort
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# ?
Pineapple is not anywhere.
Where's the pineapple?
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#
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# actually, it is not a fruit, but in the potato family
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# I think the fact it grows in bushes confuses people
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# In your next picture, probably
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#
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# webbed, or boing
....decisions decisions
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# a pineapple is a fruit with tough skin
but sweet flesh and milk
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# mmmmm, pineapple milk
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# right, my grandfather used to say,
"never send a pineapple to do a raw liver's job"
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# Except for the fact that pineapples grow on the ground
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# you seem to be on some kind of biblical mission to ruin my reputation
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# This is no secret. But I'm taking my own reputation with it.
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# What? No. Start again.
Do you know what a pineapple is?
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# I don't know pineapple meaning.
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# Ok. This is a pineapple. It's a kind of fruit.
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# As you can see, the skin (peel) is very tough, and cutting it off with a knife can be dangerous.
So there are special tools which can take it off easily. These are called pineapple peelers.
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# XD kekekekekekekekeke
ok 私のホバークラフトは鰻のフルです。
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# My hovercraft is full of eels ???
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# Thanks real ;) *stealz*
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# NEVR FORGIVES!!
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#
um
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# MY NIPPLES ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE
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# EAT MORE GRAINS
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# I hear rubbing pineapple milk on your nipples is good for that
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# Fuck off is it
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# This seems factual.
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# Is pineapple
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# well you use one to peel the skin off a pineapple
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# it's safer than a razor blade
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# Oh fuck, don't give her ideas.
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#
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# I thought it was a machete
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# SPLENDID
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# UNIMAGINABLE HORROR
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# This is not splendid!
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# lolwut
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# interknot
schreinerize outthunder the tentaculata across the predarkness
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#
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# I like the way it appears to have been coloured in with a highlighter pen.
And also that the bidet is spraying like a powerful horse.
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# A powerful HORSE? o_o
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#
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# Oh yes of course!
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# what the fuck
I copied that link AGES ago. Stupid Linux.

I meant this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYlo7Ykmw7A
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# Haha! Not seen Mighty Boosh in ages! :D
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# we got series 2 & 3 in a second hand shop the other week,
(we had series 1 already). It's all kinds of awesome.
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# I've got 1, 2 and part of 3, left disc 1 of series 3 at home :/
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# hahaha
this is crazy
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# I'm not saying one fucking word about this NOT ONE FUCKING WORD!
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# Not even a little one?
:)
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# I get jumped on every time, Sundae.
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# Think yourself lucky
Everytime Moggy posts i get this stuck in my head until the thread is gone...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiqVjc65FZc&feature=related
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# That is indeed torture I can see the link between the two.
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# haha!
...and that video always makes me think of this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCniNYZoFg
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# Tell her to fuck off, say you like the picture or whatever.
Don't worry what these fuckers think, we're all cunts you know.
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# But SHE MIGHT BE A CUTE JAPANESE GIRL!
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# or a fat 40 year old american guy
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# With an HGV licence
and living in Basingstoke.
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# "After 12 hours on the road, nothing helps me unwind more than spreading my sweaty arse for my webcam and seeing how many pieces of lego I can manage to stick to my fetid taint"
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# Laugh? Cry? Fuck it, I'll try both.
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# This is the only reason that she has survived posting all this weird shit
and it's not even abstract like Cockweasle Dr D etc. it's just puke-inducing over cutesy, badly translated crap! - the artistry is ok but nothing I haven't seen millions of times on the internet and much better. But because she annoys me so much I'm the one who gets the fucking roasting and not her!
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# take responsibility for your emotions,
I was told that once, something to do with assertiveness training.
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# If I was truly assertive I would say what's on my mind and just tell her to "Fuck Off"
but even though others have done that, when I say the same I'm trolled!
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# that's not the sort of assertive they teach to people who work in call centres.
but still. I don't know why you can't get away with it. Maybe you look like someone who'd be expected to be polite.
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# I have tried the polite approach
but with her not taking abroad any criticism then the stuff she churns out is the same every time. I can understand abstract but I can't decipher what she's getting at and usually the art helps explain the meaning in her case it just confuses. If it was WTF lol that I could deal with but simply WTF every time is irritating.
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# It makes me do a lol wtf every time,
she doesn't post that much, I can only suggest use of the "ignore" button, pretty sure she isn't winding you up on purpose.
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# I've yet to make up my mind about what she truly wants from b3ta
after all it could be a 40 year old bloke who drives HGV for a living and is completely trolling the lot of us, nobody really understands her and she gets more and more surreal but not in a true surrealist sense.
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# It's a puzzle.
Like I say, I'm convinced she's really Japanese, could still be a troll though but dunno. She does seem to respond positively to anyone being nice to her but any friendly advice more or less goes over her head.

I kind of thrive on nonsense though so it causes no problems for me.
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# This isn't nonsense though she's trying to create a storyline but with terrible translation and the art doesn't help tell the story
Don't get me wrong I absolutely love Akira but Moggy is doing it wrong, either on purpose or that she doesn't know how to translate a storyline. She has given us no character development so we have no frame of reference as to what each character is all about, if I did a cartoon like this I would get mauled and understandably so unless I deliberately made it abstract and WTF. This isn't abstract (WTF) it someone failing badly and we are encouraging her to do so in some respect I actually feel sorry for her she will come away from this knowing nothing and think she has it all sussed. I feel sorry for her because we are laughing at her and not with her and she is so naive she doesn't even realise this despite me telling her over and over again to think about what she's posting.
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# Character development... frames of reference...
you just pretty much described everything I don't like about JollyJack's comics. And so many other webcomics. I don't know but I think you might be trying to read a little too much into it.

In any case, I suspect the problem is essentially unsolvable, so there's little point worrying about it. It's like trying to talk someone out of Asperger's Syndrome.
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# Tell me about it
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# think of her as an Ed Wood movie.
:D

EDIT: There's actually a translatable joke in this comic though, you just need the reference that those two characters (the blue and green ones) are from happy tree friends the blue one being called splendid...

she's actually made a word play in a different language; which is some what commendable... although there is, you know, bondage and genital hot wax torture as well.
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# I like cryptic crosswords.
Sometimes there are clues I just can't get. In those cases, I don't check later to find out. I like the head-bendery of it. Moggy is incomprehensible in various ways. Even 'her' identity is as stake. I think of this stuff as a disconnected artefact. If I don't get, or don't dig it, well, I don't have to get or dig everything. And the not getting and not digging as valid a position as getting or digging. I mean for me, I'm not recommending that this perspective is taken. But it is fun.
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# I dig, sucka.
;)
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# Words.
Peas out.
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# Oh, um, also
The chat Moggy inspires is often as entertaining and informative as it is voluminous. Which I feel is good in itself. *re-lurks*
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# yes.. muchly this :)
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# Well at least you have gone someway to making the cartoon more understandable then
but it really requires that you follow Happy Tree Friends which I had never heard about until about an hour ago. See what a mean about frames of reference? And yes the only thing I like about Jolly Jacks stuff is that it is so fantastically well drawn but often you are left with the same sort of feeling at least you can understand the language if not the direction of his webcomic.

But there are lot of people who post their webcomics in and b3ta and they are just simply brilliant and hilarious Ed's World to name one.
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# can't wait until I get a graphics tablet
then there'll be comics, and no mistake.
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# I fucking love Call Me Moggy
But I'm a lurky freakin' weirdo watching this from Belgium, so what in shitting crikey do I know?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# How to make chocolate and nonce up kids?
semicolonclosebracket
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# More like how to make petrol bombs and bearded political instability.
I'm *in* Belgium but Irish. Frankly, I've little time for noncery. Nor for chocolate neither.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Boo to your lack of chocolate interest!!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# My beer interest more than makes up for it.
Some damn good beers. Damn good. Why, I'm hammered right now!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# An Irishman who likes a drink?
Now I've heard it all
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I'm an anomaly
Which, ironically, is a phrase I'm too drunk to be able to utter.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
#
And even if Humpty shell fall frumpty times as awkward again in the beardsboosoloom of all our grand remonstrancers there'll be iggs for the brekkers come to mourn-him, sunny side up with care. So true is it that therewhere's a turnover the tay is wet too and when you think you ketch sight of a hind make sure but you're cocked by a hin.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Now that I'm in love with you
Allow me to present some similar, but unFinnegary nonsense:

Rather than take for granite that Ace talks straight, a listener must be on guard for an occasional entre nous and me . . . or a long face no see. In a roustabout way, he will maneuver until he selects the ideal phrase for the situation, hitting the nail right on the thumb. The careful conversationalist might try to mix it up with him in a baffle of wits. In quest of this pinochle of success, I have often wrecked my brain for a clowning achievement, but Ace’s chickens always come home to roast. From time to time, Ace will, in a jersksome way, monotonise the conversation with witticisms too humorous to mention. It’s high noon someone beat him at his own game, but I have never done it; cross my eyes and hope to die, he always wins thumbs down.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# My favourite off-hand thought so far
is "these shoes are on their last legs".
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Yes.
10 intarnetz to you. I like when jokey idioms we think are mined out yield tittersomeness. I'd put that one in the shoemenders category. You know, the one where we find "Time wounds all heels. I will mend your wayward soles." Etc. Ambigous phonemes for the win.

*Pulls chair over* (His to hers, not vice versa)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:11, archived)
# There's one I'm desperate to get into a serious essay one day,
about Hume shooting himself in the foot with his own fork.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Crikey
You must be a philosopher, no? I could be wrong, as I base this on induction only. Which Hume said was all there was. But at which conclusion he didn't arrive by induction. So his fork-in-the-road bifurcation of possibilities into inductive and valid, or non-inductive and for the fires of sophistry and illusion, was untenable by his own lights. So he shot himself in the foot with his own fork.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Quite.
Too
close
to
edge
of
screen
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Not
a
problem
because
philosophy
is
straight
up
spot
on
and
awesome
so
verticality
is
how
we
roll
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)
# B3ta
in
shock
lurch
to
the
right
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# She's definitely Japanese.
I can't be sure about "cute" or even "girl" though.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# harumpf!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# haha ;)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# blue ninja turtle bears in shibari bondage
that's not something you see every day...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# not been spending much time on here recently?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Ah, i see.
Surprisingly few porn pictures of him, thankfully!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# You're just not looking hard enough; I've unfortunately seen a LOT.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I found your unimaginable horrors
And you're right, they weren't splendid
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Unimaginable horrors rarely are
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# I just spent 5 minutes pondering this and I think you're right, Medi
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Exactly! :3
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Sarcasm - look up this word and the meaning of it
Irony - another word similar to Sarcasm. They would serve you well to understand their use.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
#
男性の人体解剖学では、包皮は皮膚と陰茎亀頭をカバーし、ペニスが勃起しないときに尿道口を保護する粘膜の一般的には格納式の二層倍です。また、包皮が相同であるために包皮、また、女性の陰核包皮を含む技術的に上位語、として説明されています。

包皮の外には、陰茎のシャフト上に皮膚の続きですが、内側の包皮は、まぶたや口の内側のような粘膜である。外側と内側の包皮が交わる皮膚粘膜ゾーンが発生します。まぶたと同じように、包皮は通常思春期で、亀頭から分離後自由に動くことができる。平滑筋線維は、それが亀頭に近いが、それは非常に弾力性を保つ。包皮は亀頭を介して包皮を返すに役立つ小帯、によって亀頭に付加されます。

マイスナー小体と呼ばれる神経終末の型の存在が報告されている。その密度は、滑らかな粘膜の広い領域に比べて隆起帯(包皮の先端の隆起粘膜の地域)で報じ大きい。彼らは、年齢によって影響されています:その発生率は、思春期後に減少する。マイスナーは、全ての個体で識別することができませんでした。 1950年代後半に、誰かがいくつかの受容体が誤ってマイスナー小体として識別されていたことを示唆した。

サルらによる研究によると。 (2007年)、ペニス五最も敏感な領域が包皮にあり、亀頭は、割礼を受けていない陰茎のより敏感です。研究は、船尾とそのサル"データの再分析は有意差を示していないと主張モリス、批判されている。 2009年には、ショーバーらが割礼されなかった11人の81、男性、で自己評価性的感受性を報告した。性的快感を生産地を評価する際に、包皮がしかし、陰嚢と肛門、陰嚢自体、と肛門の間の領域の上に、亀頭、下部および上部シャフト、そしてペニスの左右両側の後、7位にランクされました。
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# O:
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
#
When in human body anatomy of the man, as for the foreskin it covers the skin and the penis turtle head, the penis 勃 happening doing the mucous membrane which protects the urethra mouth generally it is two layer two times the housing type. In addition, because the foreskin is homologous the foreskin, in addition, the clitoris foreskin of the woman is included, technically it is explained broader term, as. Outside the foreskin, it is the continuation of the skin on the shaft of the penis, but the foreskin inside like inside the eyelid and the mouth is the mucous membrane. The skin mucous membrane zone where the foreskin outside and inside mixes occurs. In the same way as the eyelid, as for the foreskin it is possible usually at adolescence, after the separating to move freely from the turtle head. As for the smooth muscle tissue, that is close to the turtle head, but that maintains flexibility very. The foreskin through the turtle head, is added to the turtle head the foreskin is returned the small band which is useful, by. Existence of type of the nervous end which is called the Meissner corpuscle is reported. The bulging band (area of the bulging mucous membrane of the point of the foreskin) with you announce the density, in comparison with the territory where the smooth mucous membrane is wide and are large. They are influenced by age: It decreases the rate of occurrence, after the adolescence. As for Meissner, it was not possible to identify with all individuals. On 1950 age latter halves, someone mistaking, several receptors it suggested that it is identified as the Meissner corpuscle. According to the research by the monkey and others. (2007), penis five the most sensitive territory is a foreskin, the turtle head the penis which does not receive circumcision is more sensitive. As for research, stern and that monkey " Re-analysis of the data is criticized insistence Morris, that significant difference has not been shown. 11 the show bar and others is not circumcised 81, the man, with self appraisal sexual sensitivity was reported to 2009. Sexual pleasant sensation but the occasion where production area is appraised, the foreskin, the scrotum and the anus and the scrotum itself, with respect to the territory between the anuses, the turtle head, after the left and right both sides of the lower part and the upper shaft, and the penis, it was ranked in 7 rank.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I would love to read the paper of Monkey et al. about the penis turtle head.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# You had me at foreskin
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Ain't that always the way
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Michael Ellis, please! She's a respectable la- oh wait... as you were, sir.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# You seem to be on some biblical mission to misinterpret everything we say on here.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Happy Tree Friends!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Yes!! XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# is this a sexual healing
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# When I get that feeling, I want my pineapple peeling
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Pineapple peeling is a euphemism, isn't it?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# no
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Ah, good.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
私愛し
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
#
ロボットバトルスーツを身に着けている間私達は悪と戦うもの
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Robot battle suits?
Cool!! XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# gundam as fuck
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# the peepee is small
but it's embattlements are quite commanding.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Creepy... XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I try to be.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Usual pigeon engrish bollocks.
Fucking yawn-fest I'm telling thee.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# pidgin
just FYI
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I love the threads than spawn when the Moggy surfaces though
She seems to crowd-source the mentalism
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
#
. .. your moggy stuff iz silly .. !!! yey!!
. . therealdjnoise/soundcloud
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Yay!
Bondage is Splendid.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# "elo,elo...what's goin' on 'ere?" :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# otter you on about?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what to mink anymore
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# It's stoatally impossible to think now.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# otter looks most unimpressed
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# SMASH
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# PAUL
fuck, here's my ride.
'bye all!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I have that effect on the ladies
that's why I use Rohypnol
Available from all good drug dealers NOW!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Would and could
and she wouldn't remember a thing
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# she's a bit weird looking,
almost "too pretty", like a doll or something.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# the pic has been photoshopped to within an inch of its life
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# How dare you insult my wife like that?
Of course she wasn't awake for the ceremony.

(not as much as you think, she's that pretty. Bit of smoothing and blending )
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# a bit of spot healing and blesmish removal
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# she's got a bit of a mole on her left cheek you could take a look at
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# ooh no.
we like that stuff :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I meant you could maybe enhance it,
put a few hairs sticking out, that sort of thing.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# what?
Like a testicle? What kind of prevert are you?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# and where is it you purchase your 'dolls'?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# holy moly.
you found that quick, must have been in your bookmarks I guess
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I order all my love dolls from Japan
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I clicked that, even though I suspected horses...
O_-
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# but it was horse free
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Byeee
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Is it me, or did this place just get a little otter?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Nice Beaver!

* The one on the right that is... allegedly
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# She must be Brandow's daughter
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# "Hold on tight to your dreams"
:)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# When you get so down that you can't get up
And you want so much but you're all out of luck
When you're so downhearted and misunderstood
Just over and over and over you could
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# 'Alan!' ?
i dont get it :P
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I'm back, baby. YEAH
I've just re-launched Odd-Fish

Here's a picture.

Click for beeegar


Hello everyone.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i love this hard
although, octo is not a dragon, why does it have voonerables?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Everything has voonerables.
I know I do.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# i don't
but i'm slightly jealous of his girdle
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# He keeps forgetting he has it on.


/showing my age
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# if he can forget he's wearing a girdle
he doesn't need it
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# On the plus side, its a million to one chance that anything will ever actually hit its voonerables
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# good point
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I read Guards! Guards! again recently.
Want more Brick in the books...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Good to see you posting new stuff. You always were a talented bastard.
I like how you opted for freeview rather than sky.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Yeah, well
Lovecraft is cheap and wouldn't fork out for Sky.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I save money to spend it all on you, and this is the thanks I get.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# get on twitter, you reclusive arse!
and let's get you promoted :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I am on twitter
and I've been following you too.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I know
sir but you know, a spot of interaction now you are back on your horse. Let's see if i can point some drunks and motorcycle racers your way :)

( shorthand. tweet you f&^%er ;))
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I have been!
I've tweeted loads over the last week!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
Wobbly re-do your list
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# i'm not on the list :(
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Everybody is on the list:
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I meant to nominate Nobby
but Bloke throws a Wobbly whenever I suggest too many subjects
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# What list is this?
A list of beardy cunts? I'd do well on that. I even have a neckbeard I've let myself go lately. That's fatherhood for you.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Best 3 Talented Artists
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Oh how jolly
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Glad you're back
If you're after odd comics for your site it might be* a good idea to ask Moggy
b3ta.com/search/posts/90610/best


*might not be
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Does Moggy still post?
did she ever convert to a pinapple peeler?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Yes (see above)
And fuck knows.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Yes, I'm aware of Moggy
and I do not misunderstand her.

No thanks.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Fabulous. Looking forward to new stuff on the site.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I like this because it contains worms and things....
Just like me!

* Click
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# This is good news

Good news indeed
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Just started a new character
Sort of a bit 80s. A homage to good old 80's anime (Riding Bean, mostly), megadrive games, 80s street punks etc...
Gonna try and make it more stylised than my usual stuff.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# His hair is made of VHS tapes
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You can't get more 80s than that!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I bet his pubes are C60s
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Or shreds of Teddy Ruxpins.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# His shoes are adapted from Sinclair C5's
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# i thought they were made out of dustbusters
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hell yeah ;D liking this a lot.
The only thing I'd change, is make the knife look a bit less curved, but apart from that, it's fucking wicked :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I like the knife - it's jaunty
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Could be a karambit knife?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It's a scimitar
and he is very, very tall
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Its a rambo knife!
I tried to think of the most iconic 80s knife, and apart from a switchblade (which looks kinda weedy) I went for a bowie knife.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I see, I see~ :)
I guess making it look way too similar would look odd placed next to the exaggerated features of the character. Carry on, sir. ^^
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Yes, but
can you make tea and do you earn more than 30k?


/oldschool.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
i was wondering when such a question would appear :-)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# right about
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# this amuses me tremendously
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# ah, this brings back memories
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Haha.
This has made my sides hurt. That silly high pitched voice.

Fuck you polly!


(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I really want a pair of nike lightswitches.
Liking how the curves blend with the overall blockyness. Going to animate it?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Nah - i cant animate for shite.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# i think he wants his MTV
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# That aint workin'
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# typical :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Arf! :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Petty Officer Jon Tumilson's cat, on the other hand, couldn't give a fuck


Or so it seams.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# if i could do that, i'd be a lot happier
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You'd make a great gymnast
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# you better approach him calmly or he might bite you
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Give him a biscuit and he'll let you
/old joke
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# where did i leave those hobnobs........
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
errr I meant..shame on you!!!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's what I'd want at my funeral
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# NWOT. FIRE ONE!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# FANDABIDOZI
Is that wee Jimmy Krankie ?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# 0_o fears
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Nice mid-gif blink
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# brill love it !!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# w/y/h!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# 30/M/UK
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# mind=blown
*clicks*
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# eyeballs.
why did it have to be eyeballs?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# SMASH
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# MEDIOCRE
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# how's you?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# not bad
skint and sober, but not bad ;)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Heh, same here then

(sorry for the large intervals between replies, but I keep being called away)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
# ooooh!!!!!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hee hee RUN!!!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# It's my b3taday, so I thought I'd better create something!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# CANDLES
and RIS
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Misheard Hitler and did what Clarkson suggested on the One show
(take them out in front of their families and shoot them)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# So he also misheard Clarkson
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# This is far from tatty.
Happy wax stick day!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 7 years, 11 months and 30 days.

CAKE
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# happy candleday
and hahahaha and woo
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Happyb3taday :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ahhh.. What a little darling...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Happy Candles

Poor mite, he was just having a bad nightmare!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
i think i'll be having some after seeing that
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha!
"This is my rifle, This is my gun"
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# "... I'm running for my life, because I'm a hateful old cunt."
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# "I'm a bigoted cunt, And paid by The Sun?"
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Haha - what is the body made of?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# lard
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Photoshopped together using sampled colours from his head and head
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ziss is very amusink
Happy candles, Mr Jangles!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# =D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Wow - There are some stunning images there...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
Way too western-centric. The russians need to learn how to use a camera better.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# +1 XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# No. 10 + Fat Cat.


and woo to the ipad perv! :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# tee hees
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# #37
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# thats what i said :-)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# damn copycats
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I'm surprised nobody's talked about shopping #34 yet.
Could be a new bandwagon in the works!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I bet it's the Nigerian from fonejacker.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# nice one
:D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I lol'd so hard
the internetz kitten had to give me a slap!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Great selection of images there!


Full of seamy goodness!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh, weep, throw up or hug everybody.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Pretty much me on a Saturday night...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ditto. XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Sneeze heil!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Number 30 = Sammy Davis Junior
::edit:: *Looks further down the page*

...ah, indeed.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# "I fucking love this stethoscope!"
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Buzzfeed's 45 most powerful images; a PS opportunity too good to pass up.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Kerblammo Flanno!
:)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# The AK-Fucky7!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Sunday, It's about mid day, so here is the big vote...
Vote below for your B3TA
Click the Sturdy-Mona-Girls for De-RIS

* Just for fun
* OK so you can only vote for one, but this should give us the top three
* It was also suggested that the winner should get a signed naked picture of Rob (can you help us out with this Rob?)

Best 3 Talented Artists









































* Results will be ongoing, but shall we see who the winers are at 10pm UK time tonight?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Any way of linking their name to their profile so I can check back that what I think someone did was really them?
since I have the memory span of a goldfish, and CBA to search!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# O_O
That could take some time...

EDIT: I have had a look but I can't see how that could be done?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Don't worry, most of the ones that have me PMSL are here:
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Don't know if you can do it in the poll
but you can try and use the power of the tilde*
e.g. www.b3ta.com/~Wobbly%20Bloke


*not the microwave rice
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I did look at doing something like that but it looked a bit tricky...
For example, who is the third in the list Bizarre?

(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I am loving the 'Bizarre' one!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Brill. And not a single secret equine link thrown in!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha I love Mongys best post!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It's quite a gallery
I still love the pineapple/potato peeler conundrum
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Oooh
I have to say, looking at my own 'best' posts sure brings back memories.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# doesn't it just
I always classed this as my best pic

Mild NSFW due to nipples
img600.imageshack.us/img600/1809/5641897340f8be4b19b2o.jpg
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# corrr
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# That has all of the loveliness

* and nipples!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# gotta love the nips
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# My most liked one was a link, which I have not done.
and it goes all downhill from there :^P
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :-(
I voted Cockweasle anyway. He has a unique ability ive never seen in illustrators. Genuinely.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't see you in the list of nominations...

* You can be "The one named that I missed", or is that someone else?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You missed 3 from the 'Photoshop' line here
www.b3ta.com/board/10622367
and "Bizarre" was a comment, not a username
www.b3ta.com/board/10622034
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Life would nt be the same without Jeremy so I vote for Freshwater Mole
thanks for including me on this btw - v, flattered !!!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I voted E Dubja
for making animations that I show the wife and get funny looks for :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# like the way this gets put up as I post the abortion below
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Timing.. it's all about timing..
* Sorry Paul_P (I was the one who voted for you)

* this post may contain nuts
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# :D well cheers for voting for me
never considered myself an artist in any way shape or form
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i voted E dubya too
even though his animations make me feel very inadequate
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# too many peeps missing from the list
plus too many people listed twice ;)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Listed Twice?

Also all the names were nominated (see De-RIS above)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# here ya go, spot the missing name on Drimble's list
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# So which one is he then?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Gutted I don't have any creative talent.
I really would love a signed picture of rob in the buff!

(Toasty,Atomic,SBF FTW!)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
#
No Dotmund, no Mu. Alas!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# No Duke of Prunes, no Catnippp, no Leningrad....


.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# it's a disgrace ;)
no ecletech or Beau Bo D'or either
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# no Zac McFlimby, Holly Would, Mystery Bob
TGA, Hedgehog from Hell, Joe Scaramamga
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant - how could anybody be so remiss as to not name Sunshine Elephant
or Tedmus, Pippy is a Truck etc.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Oh the memories.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Now that b3ta has turned into a competition, should we have a jury that can send a board member home each episode?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Mr Mediocre, unless you furnish us all with lashings of Assmeat, you're fired.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# On this occasion, crabmeat will suffice.
You are safe for another week.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# * It's only a bit of fun... I thought that was the idea of b3ta?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Can I vote for myself?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# well that's just not cricket
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Yes

No one else will
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Fuck wish I knew that earlier
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Shall I deleted this post, add all the other b3tains that have now been requested and re-post a new vote thing?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# and risk the wrath of /board
it's not worth it XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# what the fuck is Mofaha doing on there
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# He probably threatened to sue somebody or have them banned from visiting the US if he wasn't.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# With his many accounts ;)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I noticed Lilly in there, is that one of his?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Hmm ...
Don't know if you were here for this, but by way of explanation everyone changed their name to variations of 'mofaha' for the day
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ....and hilarity ensued
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ohh purlease. It's yours - that ship's already sailed
You gave yourself away a few days ago
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I'm intrigued to see how this is going to end
Given, among other things, that Baldmonkey (that legendary artist) is steaming ahead of the competition.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# In one of his more predictable moves...
steaming ahead of rigging
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Oddly enough he doesn't seem to know about it
www.b3ta.com/talk/7399673

Unless he is ACTUALLY everyone on /talk
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# :)
Cunning... Should we disqualify him?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Why isn't Sundae on there?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Or that Bourbon Fox guy?
He's such a fucking good artist... :P

(Baldmonkey's totally rigging this. It's just for fun, you spoilsport!)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Baldmonkey's not even here anymore, he hit his 100000th talk post and finally fucked off.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Personality Horse is still doing the rounds, though
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm more known for videos than pictures though. This is my most popular ever post on B3ta for anyone who fancies a Sunday afternoon sing along:
b3ta.com/links/416243
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Woo!
I'd not seen that before
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# yeah !!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Might be worth running a second poll of the top five in a weeks time
so that people who have voted for a loser get a second chance to vote for a winner
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Wish I had my laptop and photty shop
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ooooh
he's making sexy lady legs with his fingers!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Why doesn't he just get on with it and change the toilet roll?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# He's too hip and street for toilet roll.
When you're this gangsta, you wipe your arse with duckets.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I thought you popped a cap in it
so you don't need to poop
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, I've heard of this term.
It seems fellow 'brothers' in the 'hood' will gladly help you plug up your bumhole with a cap.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# TO BELAIR
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# TO BELLEND
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Word
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# RPS is shite. Give it up.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Looks like Morph
with pants
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# morning!
I can't have been the only one that thought this...

de-ris (photo 30)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day....
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i've also saved the student getting punched in the face
comedy gold
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# The cop punching him has the exact same facial expression as the student.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Numbers 7, 16 and 37 are brilliant
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'm currently on the way to shopping something for #35 :D
EDIT: No it isn't.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# #24 is crying out for some form of CDC
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# 42 already has a cdc but it's the wrong colour
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# should go in a new thread
it's worth it
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hmm, I wonder how I'd go about that without /board baying for my blood.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# edit it
I haven't seen anything
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Sorted :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# some real photoshoppable images in there XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# or the fact they have no money for food yet this cunt turns up with his ipad
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Maybe he then got out a bike pump and inflated it again
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# even a bike pump will not resolve the issues with an ipad
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I feel the need. the need for...
...a CDC
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I would say 'Hull inbound'
but the little fella's okay now so no harm done :D

This montage of pics is a GOLDMINE for photoshop tomfoolery.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# You bad, bad man!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hey! the caption said he made a full recovery
so this is fine
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah he felt no more pain
he just went to sleep
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *Fears*
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Sweet, sweet fuckjazz
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Advent calendar day 4


Today's meme is mono-expression girl
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ding dong merrily on high
:D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^ This

Ding Dong
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# She's a meme?
Perhaps one before my time


FUUCCKKK - i cant believe its chuffing december ALREADY
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# chuff chuff
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Damn
You just made me want more 'chinstrap the duck'.

I miss Donkey Gums. His Dr Quim: Medicine woman comic was one of the best ive ever seen.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hehe - just noticed the Blessed Khan-crotch
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I always thought botoxgirl more of a bandwagon than a meme
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha, she is great
Not a very known meme I think, though
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# And somebody else here found her mate, or should-be mate...Botox Guy
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# YaY
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# 50 candles in a chamber about 60 foot below


I climbed the ladder and it went up three stories to a man hole cover
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# it was all romantic
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!
Another excellent pic... it's like a parallel universe Albert Hall! *wonders what the acoustics might be like*
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# ^^this
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# they were really good XD
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Please Eat Tasty Animals.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)
# They deserve no less
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# om nom nom
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# This has totally bindun....
Fucksocks.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# was it done better though?
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Lots of Princess Di there...
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# That's all that was left of her
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the Welsh people here - a rugby legend retires
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Ginger Tom played for Wales?
*knows nothing but pain from personal experience of rugby*
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# had a nasty nipple rash from a game myself once
but i persevered, as the boozing is so good
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Yay for heroic man
Thank goodness the kitten was saved
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# saved
then pastified
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# SWANSEAAR
As loved by pirate in Wales
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ^THIS
a new career beckons!

Out of season anyway :)
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# i was waiting for you to turn up :D
(, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)

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