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I applied photoshop effects. :D take it easy.

it's snowing in the high peak again

CFM

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

What steps do you take to kill the snow

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)

hot piss

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)

HARD PISS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)

THROBBING MAN PISS

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)

Throbbing hot hard man piss

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)

Do you wish for some piss on this verrrry very odd chrissss

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)

I'm gonna start selling piss

It's good for frostbite, as antifreeze, a morning drink and to humiliate your fallen foes

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)

In high definition

NSFW language

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

maybe someone else's piss

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)

Boiling?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)

Broiled?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)

Lovely pic.

:-)

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)

nice pic

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)

Takes, easily

I have fruit pastilles! yay

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)

haha!

MR BOND?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)

That's excellent

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

"I trust you had a pleasant... fright?"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)

Is that christopher reeve?

Oh - i get it! Hehehe

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)

Why is he shaking glitter off a big silver gong?

RIS

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)

The opening of For Your Eyes Only involves Bond dropping Blofeld into a huge chimney
"Keep your hair on!"
& happy b3taday!

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)

I see

and the big silver gong?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)

KAEK!

There are wobblybloke birthday's for you, so have this.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)

Ooh cakebase!

Thank you!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)

The fiend...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)

nooooooooooo can I have the laser back please?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha!

DIE DIE DIE

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

A very young Jon Bon Jovi leads the choir in more than a few songs

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)

You're thinking of the similarly execrable Christmas in the Stars

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_the_Stars

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)

Yes I am, thankyou for your correction.

Speaking of which, what DO you get a wookie that already has a comb?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)

A comb-sheath for his bandolier

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)

wookies should wear headbands

there, I said it.

I hate star wars.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)

It's the lack of Wookiee underpants that always bothered me

would you really want to use a chair after Chewie's been on it?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)

fat people also add a lot of moisture to a chair

try it some time

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10634820

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)

Happy candles, sir!

is your 8-year-old self still proud of this? :)

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)

Oh hell yeah

Cheers sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)

Quality story!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)

hahahaha

i'm seeing bond as hedgie

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)

Hurry Bond!

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)

Has he got mistletoe above his belt?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)

Every car has one.

You'll see.

//ehh: you find one in every car is I think the line, owell

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

That is one epic 'personal moment' he is having

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)

This is class

(DJTK, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)

be careful james that no ordinary cracker it contains a small plastic toy and a shit joke

Click for bigger (60 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)

seams ok to me

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:28, archived)

She is quite a cracker

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)

CANDLES!

merry b3tamas

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)

thanks real

threal

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)

merry candlemass sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

cheers sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

happy b3taday!

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)

Dalton's having a cheeky stare there

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)

My thoughts exactly :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)

There's a corking bit

in The World is Not Enough when Pierce blatantly checks out Denise Richards' arse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9oUJbN_Og&feature=player_detailpage#t=447s

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)

Who can blame him!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)

Thank the lord for Wild Things

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)

Works dinner today

I got "What's the difference between a piano and a fish (You can't tuna fish)" in my cracker.

I distinctly heard Bob Monkhouse turn in his grave.

(xaer0mancer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:21, archived)

In honor of tonight's movie, Death Race 2 with a backdrop of Christmas

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

tonights' movie is?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

Faintheart, of course!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)

Escape to Magnets

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)

The Three Magnets

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

It's a Wonderful Magnet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)

A Magnet's christmas carol

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)

tonights's?

If the word tonight ends with an s, you'd be correct, but it's tonight, and tonight's movie belongs to tonight, so, thanks you for playing, better luck next time.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)

That's numberwang!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)

i think he's refering to the many nights we're going to have tonights

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)

Mmmm

So it's LSD25 again, is it?
:p-

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)

*slow hand clap*

it was a typo, but thank you for educating me, on the internet...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

Well I'm the dick then

but tonight's movie was Death Race II FFS.
Absolute trash, too slow, no surprises, just a Mad Lib blockbuster (fill in the blanks and forget about it).

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)

Cockernee Bond tiem!

** Can't believe no one saw that Shark/Chopper b3ta hat doff!!!**

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)

i want this

above my bed

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)

I've tried looking up from a lower angle and can confirm you can't see 'it'.

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)

i read that as minge pies

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)

The best of all the pies =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)

*bokes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)

mop?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)

*bokes*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)

*licks lips*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)

I'd rather have these

than actual mince pies

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)

Oh god no!

I was going to buy some Mince Pies for Christmas I think I've just gone right off the idea

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

Do not display next to the sausage rolls

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)

Would be so much more entertaining than the original! *disapproves of 2CV as Bond car*

Also, have I think my first ever pea for a compo

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)

GoenEye?

The spy who oved me?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service?

I seem to have missed the point.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)

No L - gettit?

Noel. It's quite clever and rather seasonal.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)

:-)

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)

Happy b3taday, emvee

From freeb and flan

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)

Aw shucks

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)

Happy Candles

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

*raises glass*

~~glass~~paper coffee cup

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)

Just once in my life, i hope someone gives me a girl in a cake like this.

Well - this is more like a girl in a box. Bit serial-killery.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

Does she even have legs below the knees?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)

I love the idea that they're both saying

"You! What are YOU doing here?!"

Also FUCK

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)

FUCKALICIOUS!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)

Up periscope!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)

Sketch(Maria and Gender chenged Maria)

Click for bigger (323 kb)
I don't need Fate. Because It's unfunny. -_-

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)

...so many KNEES!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)

it's cold, they are shivering.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)

Because Maria is warming. :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)

so little time

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)

-_-

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)

happy b3taday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)

Cheers

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)

Happy candles Mister :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)

does man-maria have a detatchable undead cock?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)

forgot to draw stitch. They are undead.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)

hey there regular-masquerading-as-Japanese-mental-patient

how are your squirrels with tits?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)

there are no squirrel. sorry.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)

hahahahahahahaa!

yeah!

aaaassphincter sezwot!?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

do you need squirrel?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaashpinter sezwot!?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

Is it french?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaashpinter sezwot!?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)

Sorry. I dunno that slang.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)

Really?

Your English is Good

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)

>_<

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)

why the different colours in the sketch?

or is it some weird ink pen?

/baffled

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)

It's photoshop effects. :D take it easy.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)

yeah... what a thicko!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

"Take it easy" lmao

Oh my god!!!!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)

really easy. : )

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)

it was an honest question

don't get fucking arsey with me

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)

How to make it

1. Make line art.
2. Put on the layer.
3. Add effect "screen" to that layer.
4. Put Gradation to it.
5. Finished.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)

you don't need to say finished, just end your list at 4. and the finish is sort of implied

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)

ha ha!

6. save
7. upload to b3tards
8. post on b3ta
9. be mental
10. profit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

I see. :D But it don't need explain.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)

Do I need to do more?

It already finished.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)

LMAO GENIUS

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)

YAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)

I dig the colours,

Reminds me of playing with coloured pencils.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)

cloned herself and gender swapped the clone for sexy time

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)

yourallgay.com/

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)

live and let die santa? or something...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)

:-D

I LOVE that guy's laugh!
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)

I suddenly have a craving

for 7-Up

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)

Penguin thing!

LOL!

[edit] ooh, it's my b3taday - 8 years!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42, archived)

Happy Candles sir!!

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)

\o/

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)

why has no one put a CDC on this yet?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)

I'll do it this weekend, promise.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)

the 'errm NO'

one of these is superb :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)

Yaay!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)

\o/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)

sex sleeve?

これってオナホールじゃ.....。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)

That's as good a name as any

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)

8 years?

I've saved you a seat in the b3ta old folks home.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)

mine smells of wee-wee and moth balls

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)

Yes, sorry, that was me

I was weeing on your mothballs

again

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)

Happy birthday, o b3tan i have actually met a few times in real life!

8 years? Fuuuuccckkk.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)

Crazy lyrics :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, archived)

Cheese...

...with tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)

the only "bond defusing bomb" clip I could find was from bloody Octopussy..

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)

hahahaha!

people run that scene down, but it's fuppin' brilliant!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)

*click*

My favourite Bond film ever too!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)

Haha, ace :D

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Monty Propps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:19, archived)

do you reckon when he gets electrocuted in fort knox, the brandy in it catches fire?

nice one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)

hahahaha!

what a plum

I think I'm going to enjoy this compo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)

This pleases me greatly.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)

loving that!

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)

best of all the pudding source images...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)

haha poor gail

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)

hahahaha

Top class

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)

winner!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)

haha top work Sir

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)

ha ha

wonderful!

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lord bofingham, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)

Morning all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)

"This never happened to the other fellow"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)

"Just a slight stiffness coming on..."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Ning fella :)

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:09, archived)

ningles, sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:15, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:11, archived)

hahahaha!

More villains...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:15, archived)

let's not forget what this time of year is all about...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)

Fucking fantastic

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)

super duper

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)

Genie-arse

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, archived)

Genius!

(SalmonFilter, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)

Quality.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

oh my.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)

This is wonderful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)

How has this not been wooed or yayed?!

Woo
Yay

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)

Lovely stuff Joe.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)

Fine work

but Scaramanga looks more like the midget prossie in Total Recall

(lurkylurklurk swings more, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 8:17, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:17, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)

Hahahahahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)

At least he doesn't have to buy his wife anything this year

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)

ooooh... too soon

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)

ning.

CFB

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)

Chwist on a cwutch.

Can we get back to the furry now?

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)

^ This in spades

With added Eww!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)

sell out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)

XD THANKS!

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:09, archived)

Tit FUCK

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:11, archived)

I have not interested to Fate :P

Fateは要らん

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)

5 a-side warm up

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)

KICK THE FLUFFY PINK FUCK!

That is all.

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:35, archived)

Woo

Is that Socrates and Ron Jeremy?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:35, archived)

i was thinking of micky quinn

but now you mention it he does look more like ron jeremy. i'm sure he was awesome at 5 a-side

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:49, archived)

He was always looking for the golden (shower) hattrick

of one with his right, one with his left and one with the head of, yes, that's right, his penis.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)

Nice one, makes me think: happy times.

In Sonoma (Northern California) during the early nineties you could go to any good coffee shop and find people kicking a hackey sack around, as though it were a natural side effect of caffeine.
Unfortunately our DNA also provides us with natural enemies of fun (within our own species no less), and an archaic law against ball games in public (I kid you not, in Northern California, in America) was invoked to stop people kicking a sack around.
What the hell is wrong with people, it's not like we were dancing or anything.

S'not like we were kicking bunnies.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:42, archived)

at least the laws doesn't interfere with gang land type shootings

so that's ok

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)

Socrates and spock

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)

Socrates Johnson?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)

bunny keepy uppy

woo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)

'nings

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:47, archived)

hahaha

i want this turkey carver! love the guys in santa hats at the back too

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:53, archived)

hahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)

For you, thighs only

Only for you

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Richard Shitheels, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:57, archived)

Do you expect me to talk?

No Mr Bond, I expect you to dine

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:59, archived)

Some brussels, with love

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Richard Shitheels, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:00, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:02, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)

mmmmmnomnom wafer thin

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:02, archived)

Better . . .

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)

hehe :)

no comeback this morning?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:27, archived)

--- better get a bucket.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:31, archived)

that's what happens when he's

shaken, not stirred
*chuck.les*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:38, archived)

*opens b3ta and realises what challenge is - I MUST have been a good boy this year*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)

Hehehehehe

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)

haha

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shiro_kuma, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)

and HT's reminded me of an old 'henchmen turkey' pic...

Big enough to cater for all your disposable personnel

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:57, archived)

Ha!

A kish under the misheltoe.

(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Brilliant!! :)
*Click*

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 4:02, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhahh nobs.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 4:17, archived)

Hahahah

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 4:24, archived)

Also starring Ursula Nobdress

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 4:32, archived)

You've all been bad!!

(Fly Projector, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 5:28, archived)

what compression algorithm, etc

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 6:02, archived)

clop clop clop

*poney applause*

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d d, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)

Bad habits. Bad breath. But he was irresistable.

willies

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 6:23, archived)

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