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[challenge entry] Moore Sprouts, James?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] No thanks, I'm too busy photocopying my arse

cheeky pea but wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Looks as though he forgot to wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Shuperbly done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# shaushy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical repost
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Shhhhh
That address is secret.... Even the building is,
Even though they showed it in a bond movie saying "MI6 HEADQUARTERS"

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Sprouts Mexicaine!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# A superfluous papilla
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# If Mary had ridden to Bethlehem on a gnu instead of a donkey I'd have been laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
Is it too late to apply for one? And can I do it over the internet?
(gijoel, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Mr. Ambassador...etc...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Washed down with a refreshing glass of lamborghrini
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# (unwraps)
(eats rather too many)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# you've got chocolate round your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ^this
Also, there's a few little bits of chopped nut in the chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# haha nicely

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Oh Morph...as it's christmas...do you reckon we could....you know...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Comp it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# cunt jumpers
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I hate getting that for christmas
And fanny socks and minge gloves, proper pisses me off.

Twat.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# clunge boots
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Flange soap on a rope
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Nob scarves.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# undermeat bath salts
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Chuff-links
I'm quite proud of that one...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# its good
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# but it's not right..
Oh no, thats catchphrase....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# <---- talk
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# <------bell end
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# on the 15th day of christmas my true love gave to me
15 trolls a trolling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Send him to the clique instead. that's where they're hanging out now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I removed myself
too many notifications of nothing in particular
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# There was too much fucking swearing for my liking
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# OH SO VERY UPSET
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# So...which regular are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# monsieur fuck potato
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# ah, yes, good thinking
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Is this something to do with the olympics?
Everything is something to do with the olympics these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I may as well drop this in here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# your mum screamed all night
until I stuck it in her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# For me,
she screamed BECAUSE I stuck it in her.

Admittedly it was a bayonet but still....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# either way she was the filthiest whore I think I've ever buried
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# are you PCmechanic?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# yes
yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Yes, I love to jump cunt.
And what of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Another day, another extreme sport.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# coming to a youtube near you...
With stupid Yanks going 'woop!'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r76H62tzrg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# are you sobbing while linking to this?
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I doubt it, he's probably abseiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:48, archived)
# abseiling up his mothers lamb hangings
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
top film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Talk-->
........................and stay there with all your cliquey cunt jumping friends.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# upset about internet cliques?
FAILED AT LIFE
(ray pissed s are great, especially on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:34, archived)
# need one of these
www.flickr.com/photos/spacejaq/2894952128/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Shanta!??
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Nice shlippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Yessh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# There. My tree's up. It's f**king Christmas.
And I splashed out this year and bought some decorations.

Also: my video guide on how best to decorate your own tree.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Do you live in a bin bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Moggy wont let him see outside, so she's coated his cell in black cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# So she is the one who is racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# how rude
bringing his incontinence and need for wipe clean surfaces up like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I might have to move out.
The rent is too steep.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Moggy will let you sleep in her place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# A little bit of vomit comes up every time I see that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# but you keep wanking anyway
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# sex vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# haha
One for the ages
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha
fuuuuck! Ive not seen this one before :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Based on actual events.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# oh lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Hehehe - nice video!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# It's funny because the tree is very small
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# even your hands have several chins
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Massive officelol
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# this is far too Xmassy for my liking
nicely done though & the video :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Christmas should go an fuck itself!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You cared enough not to care, and that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Well, you've captured the sentiments quite nicely.
/once had a Die Hard battery xmas tree, complete with hanging Chinese dried fish snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And for the main course, the piece de resistance... La Turquie Surprise!


"The wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret."

"But of course. Unfortunately our cellar is poorly stocked with clarets."

"A claret? With turkey? You daft cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Is the surprise how many limbs that bird has got!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# It looks like it has wings to the far left of the picture...
Its drumstick legs in the middle,
and what looks like another set of what appear to be accross between legs and wings to the far right of the picture?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I think they are the thighs that attach the drumsticks to the torso
but I'm no anatomyist!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Neither am I, but I'd be scared to eat it..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I hope he's having chips* with that.



*Claret
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *clarets*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# mmm raw turkey coloured with marmite
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Bootiful....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# your French is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Nish schleigh
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Nysch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# *clickiture*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I was working on Thundersprout
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hahah do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Nooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He regenerates in the Christmas special
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Seems to be somekind of bonding process
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Hee hee
Also, to minorly TJ my own thread, if they ever recast Miss Moneypenny, they could do a lot worse than...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Well she'd also get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# great success!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# So inbetween being Bond, he turns into one of Jedward?
And happy candles day..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I hope so...
Can't be doing with a down-syndrome Dr.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Now... no cheating... this is for a pie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# i thought they were called
A cheese (thats what we calls um anyway!)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# WEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# oh yeah
we say wedge too... sometimes cheesy wedge! (sounds like a really bad underwear accident!)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# SEGMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Technically it's a SECTOR
The segment is the part of the sector which remains after removing the triangle formed by the center of the circle and the two points on the circle's edge.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Bah!
I was in the pie camp all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Also another Octopussy one, you get clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha yes!
Love Roger's expression :0
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You are ON FIRE!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# luckily I got bugger all to do at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# He's a bond baddy... I bet hes memorised all the cards.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, HAIR GROWS ON YOU!

CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha!
The guy that was commissioned to tattoo some hair on to Gorbachev is still rotting in a gulag somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I thought it was a red wine stain from Yeltsin?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# A bruise
from Yeltsin' belt buckle...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Conspiracy, komrade.
Excellent work *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, Excellent work MAKES YOU!
...and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't think of a gift this Xmas???


Click for bigger (285 kb)



Have a little pea
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
also, a guy i know posted one of your figures on facebook yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# The santa/spiderman one is all over FB.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I am sick of the sight of it now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
I might spread it further, just to teach you.

Teach you what? I dunno. Just teach you. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *hands over lunch money*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# you know what's good for you
i'll be seeing you again tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Haha Russian history explained by hair
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That's random as hell
and I think it deserves a click.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Intriguing!
I've had to spend some time with this. I'm wondering just where this idea came from. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:16, archived)
# The Russians are actually well aware of this
Apparently voters take it so seriously they will only field bald candidates every other election
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I almost did Thunberbauble ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I've been toying with that all day
as it were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# bugger!
replied to wrong thread!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas Mr Bond!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# ouchies!
and something about a prick between her legs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :D
It's not the first time she's had a ...... etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] (sound of one of my gadgets going off)
only one bond girl hotter - pardon my repost...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# *cough*
Carole Bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ^this^


And of course Diana Rigg is a given
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# She's got a lot of underarm hair there, mind.
They liked that in the 80s, combed and luxurious.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# DDDIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Give it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Nicely Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# :)
I made some effort, I removed her bikini. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# and now you are wearing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Orange goes well with my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# you are The Gruffalo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# If ever a work-in-progress picture were needed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Resists putting a mister hanky on it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# If you're going to, tie a scarf around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I'm resisting.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hey, if it sounds like a good idea, go for it.
It's why I made this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I was thinking you'd put one on that as I watched load from top to bottom...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Nah... I'm an absolute bastard, but I have standards, you know? XD
In other words, I won't be shopping shitcocks being strangled by a scarf any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Perhaps for the best....
Once you start it's difficult to stop...
I already thought about doing it to this post, and then yours, and then the thread above as well... eeeks.. I'm just going to carry on twanging my guitar instead..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Under certain circumstances, I'd probably have tried shopping something like that.
But I've got deadlines tomorrow, so I'll be up all night doing work. Joy.

Oh well, I've only gotta make it to Friday night then I'm off for 3 weeks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Get off here and get working ...! the more you do now the less you will have to do tonight..
Enjoy your hols..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I'm on it. I shall return once it's done... so probably tomorrow morning sometime.
And thanks, you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *wanks openly through some ivy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oooh
Thats a rather prickly bush
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Holly Berry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuckin shitty snow. ah well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# We haven't got any here yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ace!
No snow here, but it's fucking windy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# no snow here in australia either ;)
i meant the shitty snow in my pic.
it supposed to represent the blood running, but i'm wondering if i should've left it out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I think it looks pretty good
like a window frosting up
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# That all-purpose Facebook flame war


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(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# It wouldn't have happened if you'd used a mac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# GAAAAAAAGHHH!!
(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
funny = quite sad, really (can't figure out how to make strikeout stay working)

That pretty much sums any interactive social networking site up, right there.

"social"... hah. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I must say the internet is an amazing place for people stamping their feet.
Most of the people who spout on the interwebs have nothing better to do than spout.... These people wouldn't dare express their opinions with such fervere face to face with people.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# it's sort of red vs blue
real life vs internet
(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# oh yes here it is
youtu.be/04JmsnwbyAo?t=2m32s
(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# did something happen that made you upset?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Is this the Unusual Names clique?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Reminds me of the clip of some northern moron polled for a crap doc on breast feeding.
"It shouldn't be allowed in public, because, because of the paedofiddliers, getting, getting, seeing it. 'n' that."
The editors of these programmes must just piss themselves when they get a quote like that to drop in.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# nice inclusion of the unnecessary LOL at the end of Elena Shitbucket's reply
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# errr.... LOL
(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Opinions destroy lives..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I like this for the name 'Steve Javascript' alone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# No offence mate but you are a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# fuck you and all your family ;-) LOL
(protocoldroid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Shoot the bitch in the head!
Then torture those rip off wombles.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# That's a sweet little girl, you cunt.
Bond will beat up the Christmas Clown Mice. This is fucking comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# CUNT?..........CUNT?
How do I retract a click?

*shakes fist!

All I wanted was some mindless violence and you call me a cunt! you have ruined xmas! ;-)

*edit* I like the fact that "sweet little girl" and "you cunt" are in the same sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# To the victor go the spoils.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# For some reason, I was waiting for it to animate...
Hopefully with a ballet dancer tottering about with her head stuck up Craigs arse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle's about to shoot some serious shit out of those poor wombles....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Make your own comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You've encased him in carbonite, he'll be quite safe in there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, archived)
# THANK YOU!
I wanted to paste this into a picture of my friend and his Mrs. and the cutting out was an arse!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I know...it looks like I cut him out with shitty scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I actually went to the show your sauce is from last week
It was FABULOUS, I've been on festivity overload ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Ah...see...James Bond was a hit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] oh miss moneypenny you sure have a grip on my baubles


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(grotpig, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "Can I refill your eggnog for you?
Get you something to eat?
Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

"Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# :D
I will have to watch this one night, back to back with Bad Santa of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Best vacation movie EVER!
Stay away from Vegas vacation.... *shudder*

*edit* apart from the one where you see Beverly DeAngelo's norks that is.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Vacation?
Movie?
Norks?
Are you British or Yank?
Or maybe confused?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# No, Just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I watched it yesterday
still fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
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