Madge can...
...smooth out my piles anytime... of ironing that is.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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...smooth out my piles anytime... of ironing that is.
It's a good job that us /talk forum users are here to give constructive advice and praise.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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That's one huge motherf*cking Iron
That dock is like the Cape Canaveral for Irons
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:38,
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*gives attention*
That's a pretty shit way to behave, It is really hard not to be shitty some times though.
I am sure this will cheer you up:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_RzFXQpSttkw/SUsoCiSIxWI/AAAAAAAAAC0/vs6w8xcWl3E/s400/worstalbumcovers14.jpg
All that said I will use that "less than useless" line. That's a keeper.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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I am sure this will cheer you up:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_RzFXQpSttkw/SUsoCiSIxWI/AAAAAAAAAC0/vs6w8xcWl3E/s400/worstalbumcovers14.jpg
All that said I will use that "less than useless" line. That's a keeper.
I hope he surprises you with choccy's and flowers :)
in the mean time wipe his steak around the rim of the loo :D
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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don't take it out on the poor innocent steak.
Instead, remember that a typical kitchen has a variety of lethal weapons.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:35,
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If you would have just done as you're told none of this would have happened.....
When will women learn?
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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Thanks....
But it cost me £1.17 in eBay and paypal fees so I'm 18p down!
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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It's alright... I'm sure you'll be able to come up with a baffling RIS-athon soon :D
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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it was even in the simpsons for the benefit of those who've never read any poe
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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I know! I'm sorry, I forgot the rule - never underestimate your audience.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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My brain tried to work in a Tell Tale Heart reference
and I googled to see if that was a beer made by the hart brewery, but I now realise I was over-thinking.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Yes, yes it is.
And I'm still clueless. I am quite hungover though.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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Then you take a step to the right....
"AND SHAKE YOU COCK ABOUOUOUTTTT!!!"
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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Not so much dialogue as title, but...
Click for bigger (237 kb)
Hmm, maybe needs more at-at, but they're hard to find...
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Click for bigger (237 kb)
Hmm, maybe needs more at-at, but they're hard to find...
Address not available from this machine?
Thanks for the tip - will have a gander when I get home
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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very well
i admit i may be biased due to my love of horror, so i shall accept your suggestion
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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i just saw a few clips on youtube
it looks so bad that it's gone full circle and become good.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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I haven't seen it for years,
I always remember the woman getting a face full of scissors as a particular high point. TO YOUTUBE!
EDIT: Turns out is they were scalpels, not scissors.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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EDIT: Turns out is they were scalpels, not scissors.
Basket Case FTW!
Tried watching Brain damage the other day (same director) but thought it was rubbish
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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There's a great quote in that, the one about "nuclear waste, nuclear bombs, nuclear war..."
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Don't you mean
The B'Elana, Harry Kim, Tom Paris, Kes, Janeway *and* Chakotay of the Enterprise?
Neelix gets a pass because he's irritating, rather than boring, but singling Chakotay out for being the dullest of the Voyager cast is like trying to choose your least favourite kind of cancer.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Neelix gets a pass because he's irritating, rather than boring, but singling Chakotay out for being the dullest of the Voyager cast is like trying to choose your least favourite kind of cancer.
You'd give 7 of 9 the thumbs up then ;-)
I liked B'Elana too...
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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Me and the missus have watched the entirety of TNG and DS9 lately
but then I just couldn't be arsed with the first 3 seasons of Voyager, so we switched to Farscape instead
I might put Seven-era Voyager on afterwards
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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I might put Seven-era Voyager on afterwards
I've got all of Voyager, and love it.
Yes, Chakotay's a fucknut, and Janeway's a terrible Captain, but there's enough decent sci-fi in there to keep me interested. The "Tuvix" episode as a Sci-Fi conundrum is hard to beat.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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It an unpopular vote
But I'm with you.
Voyager's unpopular I mean, not you, I mean I bet you've loads of friends, and all that
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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Voyager's unpopular I mean, not you, I mean I bet you've loads of friends, and all that
The Doctor is easily one of the best characters in Trek, even when Doctor-centric episodes don't actually always serve him well. Ditto Harry Kim. Many great characters frequently let done by poor scripts... but yeah then something like Tuvix comes along and shows total awesomeness.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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I hated "Tuvix"
not because it was a bad episode as such, but every single one of the fuckers should have been on trial for murder, or court-martialled for breaching the prime directive at the very least.
They EXECUTED Tuvix to get their two dead friends back.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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They EXECUTED Tuvix to get their two dead friends back.
They could have cloned him
And then ripped the other two apart.
Of course, logic beats a decent script.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Of course, logic beats a decent script.
Yes, but a clone is a copy
Tuvix himself would still die. There'd just be a Tuvix v2.0 following him up. The same memories, etc., sure, but the last thing Tuvix proper would know is dying.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:21,
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instead of the bullshit last episodes of voyager we got when they returned home
I totally agree, they should have got the ticker-tape parade, but on their way to court.
Not just Tuvix - almost every third episode they do something morally questionable or wholly against the prime directive. I don't hate the show for having them make hard and sometimes bad choices, but it makes it lame show for not having the guts to have some consequences.
They even promote her to Admiral! Fuck...
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Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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Not just Tuvix - almost every third episode they do something morally questionable or wholly against the prime directive. I don't hate the show for having them make hard and sometimes bad choices, but it makes it lame show for not having the guts to have some consequences.
They even promote her to Admiral! Fuck...
personally I think Riker's hilarious
He thinks he's such a pimp with the ladies, but really he only gets away with all his innuendo and dickishnish because he's second-in-command of the ship.
However, what's up with the trumbone playing? Phallic much? But it's his mouth wrapped around it.
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Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:46,
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However, what's up with the trumbone playing? Phallic much? But it's his mouth wrapped around it.
I love Star Trek.....
....all of Star Trek. Always will.
Except that awful excuse for a movie made in 2009 by JJ Asshole.
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Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Except that awful excuse for a movie made in 2009 by JJ Asshole.
Love Rikers expression in panel 4!!
Have a clicky and also a pea!
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:23,
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Fun finding the source pics for that one? o_O
Cuntender perhaps?
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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I do love a bobby 'fro
(I would pearoast a Bob Dylan album cover parody I did if I had that option)
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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"I know a dead Poirot when I see one and I'm looking at one now"
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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to be honest I'm finding this compo as exciting as a wet weekend in Leeds :)
then again I haven't watched many fillums over the past decade or so,which probably accounts for my RIS factor being so high
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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I had that with the monkeys last week...
My mind went blank.
Problem is I did an A-level in film studies many moons ago (easy coasting a-level for uni) SO a lot of the ones I am thinking of no one has heard of.... I did one based on Metropolis the other day that sank like a stone!
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Problem is I did an A-level in film studies many moons ago (easy coasting a-level for uni) SO a lot of the ones I am thinking of no one has heard of.... I did one based on Metropolis the other day that sank like a stone!
I for one
Gave it a proper clicking. I tried a sunset boulivard one yesterday but people only recognised the cinema that I had put in front of an enlarged ms. Swansea.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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Thank you sir......
I missed that one, will have a nose for it.
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:12,
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You wouldn't happen to have a battery for an Erricson would you?
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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I'm glad that 15+ years of morons going "SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!"
hasn't taken the shine off this frankly hilarious joke
oh wait...
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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oh wait...
Is that like on of those old boxing puppets?
Has she got a little lever on her right hip?
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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i think i'll just roast this pea here..
woo yay btw, all for political nose pokers me
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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woo yay btw, all for political nose pokers me
I once went to a meeting and the bloke was "so that's really your name?"
"Er.. yes."
"Oh, I thought you'd made it up to sound funny and Mexican on the internet"
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Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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"Oh, I thought you'd made it up to sound funny and Mexican on the internet"
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