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[challenge entry] Madge can...

...smooth out my piles anytime... of ironing that is.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# HA HA HA! I GET THIS!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# FP NOW!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# rolf
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I just shat myself laughing.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# clean that up please, mum'll be here in a minute
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# oh man! please don't tell!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# It's a good job that us /talk forum users are here to give constructive advice and praise.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# That's one huge motherf*cking Iron
That dock is like the Cape Canaveral for Irons
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# pffft
/middleage
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Merry Candlemas!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# sorry!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Flurp
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
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(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# *gives attention*
That's a pretty shit way to behave, It is really hard not to be shitty some times though.
I am sure this will cheer you up:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_RzFXQpSttkw/SUsoCiSIxWI/AAAAAAAAAC0/vs6w8xcWl3E/s400/worstalbumcovers14.jpg
All that said I will use that "less than useless" line. That's a keeper.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I hope he surprises you with choccy's and flowers :)
in the mean time wipe his steak around the rim of the loo :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# don't take it out on the poor innocent steak.
Instead, remember that a typical kitchen has a variety of lethal weapons.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Perhaps it's his time of the month
give him hull anyway
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I like steak too.
It's even referenced in my sig.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# If you would have just done as you're told none of this would have happened.....
When will women learn?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Your sig is ace :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Thanks....
But it cost me £1.17 in eBay and paypal fees so I'm 18p down!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# ^^
This
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# so what is for dinner tonight?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quaffed the Raven

Expecting big RIS on this one.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# It's actually one of the few I get
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# If anything, this is one of the more straightforward ones.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Oh, cool. Shame on me then.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It's alright... I'm sure you'll be able to come up with a baffling RIS-athon soon :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Nah, I'm just going to stick to Sixth Sense ones from now on.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# It's like drinking, but you spill more.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# And it's compulsory
if you're a dwarf...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Expecting big RIS? How patronising!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)
# it was even in the simpsons for the benefit of those who've never read any poe
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I know! I'm sorry, I forgot the rule - never underestimate your audience.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# My brain tried to work in a Tell Tale Heart reference
and I googled to see if that was a beer made by the hart brewery, but I now realise I was over-thinking.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# John Craven's last Boozeround?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He's just a sweet transvestite.

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I'm finding this week's challenge
challenging
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# ^ This
It's a gummy bear.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
And I'm still clueless. I am quite hungover though.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# There we go.
Is that more De RIS'd?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Oh FFS
*spangs self*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Me too. Have an easy one.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# It doesn't look lonely.
It has 3 goaty chums right there.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# But it misses it's fellow turdkind
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Then you take a step to the right....
"AND SHAKE YOU COCK ABOUOUOUTTTT!!!"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Smash Monkey
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# * I clicked that because it made me laugh
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I like this
and i "get it"

Have some clicken!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Sexy!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# not bad
at all :))

*clicky*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Why so Syrias ?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# haha.....BASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
nice 'shop :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# zoidvest
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much dialogue as title, but...


Click for bigger (237 kb)


Hmm, maybe needs more at-at, but they're hard to find...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Oh are we doing this again?
Because I'm ready if we are.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# have you tried hothreclamation.co.uk?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Address not available from this machine?
Thanks for the tip - will have a gander when I get home
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
*likes*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :)
I hate myself too.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodfeathers
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I like this one :)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
hehe
de niro's face arf
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I rather like this one
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Cheers, one of my favourite movies too!
:D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# haha!
good one.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# haha, looks like Jim's unzipping already?
:)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# He's nobody's fool
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Jim'll Fux it!
:D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
bwahahahaha
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm. Hmmmmm.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# fine? it's a bit crowded if you ask me :)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# so.......many.........men............
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# wicked child!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# wahey!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
*hums the cartoon theme to myself*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Such a wonderful mess
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Another fine naffy!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have gone to Paul's house
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# his best role ever
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *ahem*
May I suggest a tie with Dr Frank-N-Furter ?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# very well
i admit i may be biased due to my love of horror, so i shall accept your suggestion
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Oh no no no
He's not even the best scary clown
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# What a nice jack-in-the-box.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# sold out
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Basket Case! \o/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# i just saw a few clips on youtube
it looks so bad that it's gone full circle and become good.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I haven't seen it for years,
I always remember the woman getting a face full of scissors as a particular high point. TO YOUTUBE!

EDIT: Turns out is they were scalpels, not scissors.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Basket Case FTW!
Tried watching Brain damage the other day (same director) but thought it was rubbish
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# There's a great quote in that, the one about "nuclear waste, nuclear bombs, nuclear war..."
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# toilet clown is watching you shit
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# oh jesus........ I mean, Lol, star trek.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It was bound to happen one day

Worf is so badass he takes him down, at distance, *with his eyes closed*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# he deserved it
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# hehehe
that happened
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Ahahah
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# riker's a dull cunt
he's the chakotay of the enterprise
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Don't you mean
The B'Elana, Harry Kim, Tom Paris, Kes, Janeway *and* Chakotay of the Enterprise?

Neelix gets a pass because he's irritating, rather than boring, but singling Chakotay out for being the dullest of the Voyager cast is like trying to choose your least favourite kind of cancer.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# You'd give 7 of 9 the thumbs up then ;-)
I liked B'Elana too...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Me and the missus have watched the entirety of TNG and DS9 lately
but then I just couldn't be arsed with the first 3 seasons of Voyager, so we switched to Farscape instead

I might put Seven-era Voyager on afterwards
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I've got all of Voyager, and love it.
Yes, Chakotay's a fucknut, and Janeway's a terrible Captain, but there's enough decent sci-fi in there to keep me interested. The "Tuvix" episode as a Sci-Fi conundrum is hard to beat.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# It an unpopular vote
But I'm with you.

Voyager's unpopular I mean, not you, I mean I bet you've loads of friends, and all that
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
The Doctor is easily one of the best characters in Trek, even when Doctor-centric episodes don't actually always serve him well. Ditto Harry Kim. Many great characters frequently let done by poor scripts... but yeah then something like Tuvix comes along and shows total awesomeness.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I hated "Tuvix"
not because it was a bad episode as such, but every single one of the fuckers should have been on trial for murder, or court-martialled for breaching the prime directive at the very least.

They EXECUTED Tuvix to get their two dead friends back.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# They could have cloned him
And then ripped the other two apart.

Of course, logic beats a decent script.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Yes, but a clone is a copy
Tuvix himself would still die. There'd just be a Tuvix v2.0 following him up. The same memories, etc., sure, but the last thing Tuvix proper would know is dying.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# instead of the bullshit last episodes of voyager we got when they returned home
I totally agree, they should have got the ticker-tape parade, but on their way to court.

Not just Tuvix - almost every third episode they do something morally questionable or wholly against the prime directive. I don't hate the show for having them make hard and sometimes bad choices, but it makes it lame show for not having the guts to have some consequences.

They even promote her to Admiral! Fuck...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
#
Promoted to her level of incompetence.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# personally I think Riker's hilarious
He thinks he's such a pimp with the ladies, but really he only gets away with all his innuendo and dickishnish because he's second-in-command of the ship.

However, what's up with the trumbone playing? Phallic much? But it's his mouth wrapped around it.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# I love Star Trek.....
....all of Star Trek. Always will.

Except that awful excuse for a movie made in 2009 by JJ Asshole.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Love it!
*click*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Haha...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# un-lurking to give this a big click
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# that
is rather awesome
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Oh that is fricking class
jeanimus
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Doh!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Love Rikers expression in panel 4!!
Have a clicky and also a pea!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
Most of us have thought it, but you DID it. nicely.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# ^ Class
Now make it go to a second post...

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Pffff!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Fun finding the source pics for that one? o_O
Cuntender perhaps?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Jesus!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Brilliant
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello

bindun?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I thought it was a doors lyric joke at first
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Riders on the horn?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# coat!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I do love a bobby 'fro
(I would pearoast a Bob Dylan album cover parody I did if I had that option)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Play it again Sam!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "I know a dead Poirot when I see one and I'm looking at one now"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# to be honest I'm finding this compo as exciting as a wet weekend in Leeds :)
then again I haven't watched many fillums over the past decade or so,which probably accounts for my RIS factor being so high
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I had that with the monkeys last week...
My mind went blank.

Problem is I did an A-level in film studies many moons ago (easy coasting a-level for uni) SO a lot of the ones I am thinking of no one has heard of.... I did one based on Metropolis the other day that sank like a stone!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# true...obscure one's are a definite no no
play safe :)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I for one
Gave it a proper clicking. I tried a sunset boulivard one yesterday but people only recognised the cinema that I had put in front of an enlarged ms. Swansea.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Thank you sir......
I missed that one, will have a nose for it.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
blessed are the cheese makers also
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# That is ace
woo yay
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I love Alan.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# NOT MY FACE I'M DOING A PHOTOSHOOT FOR VISION EXPRESS
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Are you wearing Lynx?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# AFRICA
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Java! Voodoo!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
sandals in the bin
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# You wouldn't happen to have a battery for an Erricson would you?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# You mother!
:D

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I'm glad that 15+ years of morons going "SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!"
hasn't taken the shine off this frankly hilarious joke

oh wait...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Is that like on of those old boxing puppets?
Has she got a little lever on her right hip?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# i think i'll just roast this pea here..


woo yay btw, all for political nose pokers me
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# hahhaha
is you reptilian
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Always love this
He looks so determined
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Just a silly

Better out than in eh
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I thought the eyebrow moustache was quite fetching
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I once went to a meeting and the bloke was "so that's really your name?"
"Er.. yes."
"Oh, I thought you'd made it up to sound funny and Mexican on the internet"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
"And where are your real clothes? This is disgusting"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
#
Dirty sanchez!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# pfft! :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Well he does mumble a bit
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

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