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#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha
bit of an officesnort there
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# fo sho
click
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Nice
that took me far too long.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Definitely!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Lizzle

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# 'sup Holmes?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Been actually waiting for this one
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Yay, photoshop jokes
hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# OK THEN
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
# *roffles*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahah jolly good, also is that photoshop from the 90's?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
If you're thinking of doing Travolta, PLEASE include Battlefield Earth :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ^What he said!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# *googles*
...bwahahahahahhaa! I wasnt but I am now!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# What's the one where he's bald and in Paris?
Honestly. The shittest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I'm from Somerset.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I tell a lie.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# haha
top work
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# No beards. Just weirds.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Beards you say!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] i created this and think it should win the compo
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# I agree that should win
*I think you mean you found it
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# nope, created it from scratch
i planned it all, had the cameras set up perfectly.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Nice explosions you did there, man.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# thanks
i worked in demolition a few years back
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
I think you found her new look. That would command respect in any male dominated board room!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hirsute suits her
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I see what you did there!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# PHWOAR! I'M IN!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ewwwwww
You could rather imagine her glaring at you through out the proceedings before barking the order to "spray it across my business powertits you pennyless fuck-weasel" and then punching you really hard in the face if you missed!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit obvious, but it had to be done.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha!
clever.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
#
Certainly better than mine

b3ta.com/board/10693652
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Thanks, but I disagree
Yours is a perfectly fine entry and in no way worse than mine.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# PPfffffffft!
Off topic here: But why is there a big picture of some shit on the front page?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Democracy
It's the most popular link on /links so it's on the front page. Either the fine folk of /links are doing it deliberately to fuck with the system, or they really do think shit is the best thing they've seen today.

You decide.

[edit] oh hang on, it's by mike woz ere. Do I detect the delicate hand of /talk at play?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha!
brilliant
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Micro cow


This was stuck in my brain cause of this (not photoshopped unless someone is pulling my leg)

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
Thats what happens when you isolate a whole species of match...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Oh cool FP'd.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Eeeeewwwwww!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Dude, I was eating...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
:(
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
I see that /links are getting upset on the internet about it, though
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
#
Ha ha - 'needs more shit'
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# My work is not safe!
my pooor work!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# see this is why you can't have nice things
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe
The truth comes out...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hope you don't mind me spamming some beards here
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ah, fuck it, have these ones too
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Still would
Much preferred Erika Eleniak to Pamela Anderson
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# both erika eleniak and carmen elektra were fitter than pamela anderson
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I suspect there may be justification
In putting the beard somewhere else in this photo...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more stovepipe tophat
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# i think everyone would benefit from more stovepipe hats
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# It's Rufus Hound
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# A little bit...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] GORDON'S ALIVE!!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL! Great first!
Had to be blessed really...



STEALTH BEARD!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
#
This is splendid.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
Knowing JML, it's probably got a zipped pocket on the inside to keep cigs in, or something.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# thats rather ace
You are the best noob we've had for a while.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# There's been a good crop lately.
Still makes me want to do the whole Shawshank Redemption bit of 'fresh fish', though...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I would do anything for love...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# AWW!
That's reet nice. I was dead nervous about doing it right.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Even without volume that sent me flying!
Woo
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
very good :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# What should I draw the'day?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# the attentions of an obsessive fan
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Haha, it's funny cos it's true :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# aliens with three tits.
oh, wait...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
#
The face of the poor bastard who had to clean yesterday's spunk pane
EDIT: with tits.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Bluetits with tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Redbreasts with breasts
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Boobies with boobs
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# European Shags shagging
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# cocks with tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Tits with tits!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Puffins with puffies!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Willy wagtails with willies
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# A thrush with an oozing pustulent gash
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# ooooof
: )
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I should draw Pip's something....
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# my request will unacceptable in any case, I do not care.
*yawn*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Are you coming to the London bash?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
It's only 90 minutes down the M1 ;)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# No. But I know the b3ta Bash.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# don't be a chicken !
Bawk bawk bawk !
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# I ate chiken yesterday. :3 was delicious
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# shuriken?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# shuriken can't eat.
Its cool stuff.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Pip's "something"?
I say filth!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# It can post dA. In other words, non-sexuality. cute something.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# What's Pip's something
does it have tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I draw it before, I don't want to same thing.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Pip's something?
I will adjust my terrified screams accordingly.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Maybe You don't need screams. :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Whatever Happytoast suggests
He always wins
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# So he can animate something on top of it later.
Cunning as a lighthouse rat, that guy is. :D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I think it unfair/favor.
Exasperating.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# not always, man.
not always.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Doggy...the Non-Japanese introvert.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# A bearded flamingo
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Being raped by a swan.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# WITH TITS !!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# A cat
using a bone-shaped dog-chew as a dildo, while its weetabix-browed owner secretly watches the action while weeping and forcing his bleeding cock into the side of the couch, despite the injuries the wood-splinters have inflicted. he has come already, but remains entirely tumescent.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
*wanks*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ohhh myyyyyy!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
#
The penguin looks on smugly, until now he has always been on the outside looking in, watching as the weetabix-browed one lusts after his cat. But no longer, he thinks, as the drugs begin to take effect and the two of them begin to show romantic interest in him for the first time
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell! XD
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# A beautiful piece of pathos
*wipes away a tear*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# It's between this one and Waspy's suggestion for me
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# A self-regarding ignorant one-trick pony.
Sitting in the middle of a room full
of children making collages, yet
oblivious to their meaningless
pleas for even the slightest sliver
of validation.

(with tits)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# throw in some manga-derivatives and i'd buy that for a dollar
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# JOLLYJACK! Draw that guy!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Funny! XD I agree!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Ooooohhhhh
*raises handbag*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# this deserves the POW right in the kisser pic
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# The creature that haunts the dreams of an insomniac
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# with tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# ...with tits
obviously
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# As an insomniac
I have few dreams, and when I do, no matter what they are, they are good because they mean I am asleep.

Last night I dreamt that Peter Serafinowic was leading me from one dream to the next, like some sort of overly v-necked narrator.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Last night I dreamt that I was Peter Serafinowic leading insomniacs from one dream to the next, like some sort of overly v-necked narrator.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Then I thank you
the one about the party for my dead relatives was ace!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Draw my fox character. With tits.
OR!

An alien with three ti- oh.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Draw a tit with three aliens on it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# This should be this week's compo.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Alt compo!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# What do I win?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# This:
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I found this, I think it should be put in jail.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Winner!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# no! that's a cunt with three aliens on it!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# David Hasselhoff is spelunking in the Chilterns
He descends into a vast underground cavern and is confronted with an incredible scene: Simon Le Bon, pale and thin from the lack of sunlight over many years, has become King of the Underground peoples and commands them to perform sex acts for his entertainment. These short, blobby slightly translucent peoples have cocks like ancient stalagtites and twats like caves riven with gushing waterfalls of sweet, tasty cunt juice. However, they are all blind and uncoordinated and have great difficulty performing the increasingly acrobatic acts that Simon demands. One of the underground men has lost his footing just as he's reached the Billy Mill roundabout and his massive rocky cock is torn free at it's very root as his partner's anus grips it tightly!
The resulting torrent of blood, spunk, shit and fanny splatter has washed David from his precarious perch and he tumbles to his death in the murky depths below.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Did that Pixar non-disclosure agreement mean NOTHING to you?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I signed it "Micky Mouse"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I like this one
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I find the best ones come from a starting point of
"Oh for fucks sake, I really can't be bothered..."
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
How nostalgic!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I would watch the absolute fuck out of this if it were a film.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# A bearded tit
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Bill Oddie is copyright of the BBC.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Trilobites.
With tits.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Armoured, segmented tit.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# PHWOAR!
Er, I mean YOU FOSSILIES MAKE ME SICK!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# some yiff porn with tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Tits with animals.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# The anguish of a formerly cheerish carrot that was planted upside down.
With tits.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# A confused platypus
confronted by an alien lesbian
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# this one will appease the jollyjack the most.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# The fight for lumberjack supremacy.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
^this I would like to see
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# a nice normal fluffy without any tits or any other kind of yiffness
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# that's crazy talk
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# blood
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# needs more tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I remember when you used to get real suggestions,
with the occasional insult and the odd LOLWACKYSEX suggestion thrown in.

Those were the days.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# good suggestion
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Something french
or at least something mistaken for being french
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Draw Rodger the Alien goigling someone's geshlorgily
I would request CHloe but noone ever listens to me.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# 9 years of cruedly drawn things - yay!
.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Happy Cockandle
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Happy Self-Immolation!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 8 years, 11 months and 27 days - That's the second day b3ta has got it right!

CAKE
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
#
Congratulations on your red hot tip :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I am 5 tomorrow, it seems.
Meaning I signed up on my mum's 54th birthday, for some reason.

Sorry mum.

EDIT: And hpy candls. How rude of me.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# : D
Fire !
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# happy cock cake
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget beardy birds
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# This deserves a comment.
So here you are.

Toowit, tooWOO!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] N'est-ce pas?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Beardy!
Reminds me of the Leage of Hirsute Gentlemen from Alexei Sayle :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Glad it's beards
This little fella's been growing his facial hair to look like that bloke of teh internetz
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# gosh! ....,@_o
he should win some kind of competition
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
I know that beard!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# It's a surprisingly popular style
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# It is exactly the sort of fall fashions beard which is gaining in poularity
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# triple handlebars ftw
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Beards you say?
Smile Katie, I think the drugs are wearing off
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# and it's 'The Hedgehog From Hell's' Candle day!
Happy Candles Hedgehog!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# ris?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You learn something new every day
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
Also:
Bloomquist writes like someone who once bearded Tim Leary in a campus cocktail lounge and paid for all the drinks. And it was probably someone like Leary who told him with a straight face that sunglasses are sometimes known in the drug culture as ‘tea shades.’
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# There's a lovely throwaway reference in the Children in Need Doctor Who special Time Crash
5th Doctor: "Has the Master still got that rubbish beard?"
10th Doctor: "No, no beard this time. Well, a wife..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuP0oBZX4g
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
#
I always thought he looked a bit Sisters Of Mercy myself, but he does get quite flamboyant later on in the film

And, is Matt Smith having a joke
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# FAKE!
no ring
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Really?
That's...bizarre!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# everday's a school day
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Another famous beard beard
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] sticky bars and crazy beards, Gibsons downfall
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)
# That's hypnotic....
kill the jews
kill the jews
kill the jews
kill the jews...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# he's one tequila away from an antisemitic rant
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hold on tight! That Mel baloon looks expensive!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Splendid!
Have a pea!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# haha excellent
reminds me of those disembodied purple puking aliens in Doom 2.

turn it upside down and you've got che guevara
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Beards!!!
Ning b3ta, sorry i'm late... Happy Beard-day Faran Tahir (who just shaved his off), James Ingram and John Schlesingera.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)
# and todays 'Front-Bottom-Breads in Stipes' are...
Susan Loughnane, Elizabeth Olsen and Amanda Holden (who by the looks of it, forgot to put hers on).

Breads Beards (thanks Cockweasle).

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)
# The ladies need more beards
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# 9:13am - 9:41am = 28 minutes.
I thought these took ages?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Each one takes a while then I put them all into one image (all three men together) and add the background.
I then cut them back into three images (for file size) and it is this final process that takes about half hour.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# out of interest
why does posting six 40k files seem better than posting two 120k files? it's the same bandwidth being soaked up (a bit more, most likely, since each single file will have its own header). the point of the file size guidelines is to try and reduce the total size of the board, not so that everyone makes 500k pictures and slices them in five, which is a pretty pointless endeavour.

just wondering.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha....
I love you, man

Or alternatively:

XD Thanks!!!! XD
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# XD!!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)
# and to think back to the days when I used to get slagged off for only posting the thumbnail versions...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# It's an honest question
What's the point chopping the pictures up? You're not saving anyone any bandwidth, and that's the only justification for filesize limits in the first place. One way or the other, you're still putting in the region of 500k onto the board in a single post. I'm not being a filesize Nazi - some people justifiably are, since they're on limited broadband or (insanely) browsing b3ta from their phone, but my home broadband is unlimited and work don't block b3ta, so I'm pretty relaxed. It's just... chopping the pictures up makes it look like you're trying to hide how big the posts are.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# * wonders off the re-re-read the FAQ's
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# You only get front-bottom bread if you've got a yeast infection
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Bearded Clam
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# *does the redex dance*:P
hahaha.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Very very nice

* Wonders off to do some more research on 'Bearded Clams'


(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Fabulous! Superb pen skills :D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I like me some bearded clam.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I clicked this a good couple of hours back
but I'm a bit sad at how few replies it's got, because it's fantastic.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# *thought about using this image too, but decided against it*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Mourning!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ello there
The remains of my beard after a substantial trim a while back.
Thought i'd beat Monkeon to it.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# WOO sir!!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Gandalf the Grape?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Played by Sir Ian Mcgibbon
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I see Jesus in your beard!:O
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# i initially tried to do freebase
but i didnt have enough FUCK
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Aaaw. I had some FUCK left over from yesterday you could've used.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)

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