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# A means to an end?


Not sure he meant to be on that side of the fence though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# i went in the imperial the other day, place aint changed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Years since I was last there
It's not a change kind of place.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# nah, and very little change from a fiver for a pint either
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Jesus Jones!
A fiver for a pint? Did you get a free krugerand in the bottom of the glass?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I have question. He is gay? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# He's not fussy
he's determined to fuck everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# No.
He's a massive arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# He was the winner of a very popular British TV game show, called Watch us sniff our panties,
Where contestants had to sniff dirty underwear to get to the next level..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# "Mine smell like Nick's"
Turned out Nick's smelt of spineless sellout cunt.

/satire
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Nick's got the trendy ones though...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Really...? There is a TV show like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, it's not on anymore
but it was very popular 2 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Sort-of mindpiss, with the number of years there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Triple mindpiss!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# It's triple-distilled
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Just shows we were all spot on with our memories there!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Yep, proof positive that Watch Us Sniff Our Panties was THE big thing in 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I'v still got the final on my recorder.... I never tier of watching it again and again..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# In Japan, something like that is not considered!
amazing zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Yes, I heard Japanese gameshows were very sensible and conservative
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Japanese politicians are not doing this. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Well, not in public maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm afraid there's a two-year waiting list to appear on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# It used to be on a couple of years ago.
It was canceled after Percil took over the sponcorship :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# He looks disapointed, I think he was hoping for a thong..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ... but there were no thingers on that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# is a man not allowed to moisturise these days without accusations flying around?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# depends
is he moisturising another man's anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# almost certainly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Banjo-Tooie's Spriral Mountain's Handmade Jam.
I don't give comment to "Dave". I don't need. Bored. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# alright dave
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Is that a jar of Mole-asses?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Jamjars and Jam. In other words, words play. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# If his rank was higher, there could be a Major misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# or indeed, General Confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# There's a kernel of truth in what you're saying
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# or a Major WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Oh hi Dave. Here's that advert you were looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Exactly what I need
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It works a treat.
Why only yesterday I had to display my member and for once I wasn't embarassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hi Dave!
her butt-wand hair disturbs me (plus the fact that it's held together with stim-clips)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# You are all sorts of peculiar, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# nope, I have no idea
but then I never played whatever nintendo game this possibly refers to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# This is my favorie video game.^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Banjo Kazooie, an N64 classic.
Great intro:
youtu.be/2C3m5Lno_20

Ah, I just realised this image relates to the sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# The girl has robot legs.
For appearance her eyes are like computer screen. Fish eating her hair also, most instructive.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah. exactly.
:D She is machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
But your picture for the side, written 'child actor'. This confusing me, the robot character to replaced by child?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Diddy Kong Racing was good also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# There are DKR fans in Japan ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Jam !
Food of the gods. And wasps. Wasps love jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I love jam too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Large jar for me please...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# There are 4 type tastes. orange, strawberry, blueberry, earthworms. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Eathworms please :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Jamjars: Its recommend!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Full of wiggly protien :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# contrived insanity
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Not at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Real insanity?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# YES
(TheCastrator, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# wtf...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pooh

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# those stinking rotten nazis
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Who doesn't love a bit of skunk?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Pepe Le Paratrooper
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Nazi skunks fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Nazi's have the best skunks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more...


Good 'ning b3ta. It's been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Fabness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
#
That's no yellow brick road.
(Snowflake, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant Barbie!! Lion fits perfectly!
WOO and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah that's what gave me the idea, really :)
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# All the better for seeing you back on here!
:) You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah not bad, not bad..
I should make an effort to drop by more often ;)

I've got a vague idea for a whole serious of wars/oz mashups, but that was the most obvious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# SHE LOOKS, COMPLETELY
off her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's all a dream Dorothy, all a dream.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Ning
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# oh wow, that's amazing!
*crosses off list*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# haha, cheers
BIG poster version here: www.q4nobody.co.uk/images/jpegif/Star_wOz.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# That's no Oz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Beautiful. Those expressions are fantastic.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Dennis Waterman...
...writes the feme toon, hits the wife:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dennis-watermans-shock-domestic-violence-766571
"The problem with strong, intelligent women is that they can argue... and I lashed out."


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Was speechless when I heard that this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# What a stupid twat.
Rula Lenska should have hoofed him in the nadgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Mind her?
Prat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# What a cunt.
On the plus side, this will probably finish off what's left of his career.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# has he done anything since minder?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# panto by the sound of it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# New Tricks
He's in that with James Bolam and Alun Armstrong. I can't remember the woman's name, but she has amazing teeth. Amanda Redman, that's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# You know what, I have never hit my wife and really believe that I never ever will
but that article lists 2 charities, both of which are only for women and that sucks.

I have been punched 3 times by my wife and, frankly, I am not pretending I did not deserve it on one of those occasions. I am a lot (much) bigger than she is and therefore it is not an issue, but this 'He hit her, so he is evil' thing in no way reflects a specific situation.

We should not blanket judge scenarios, it is fucking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# i've only ever hit a girl once
when i was 9 years old.

but i agree with you, domestic violence, be it on male or female is not acceptable, but even if i was hit by a woman i could not lash out back at them, with the exception of if they were armed with something and meant to cause me real harm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I don't know
why it is called Domestic violence, like that is some how different. Violence is violence, and the first time it happens in a relationship should be the last time. A lesson I learned the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# i used to call my ex wife slinky, not because she was skinny but because i used to chuck her down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
www.mensadviceline.org.uk/mens_advice.php
www.mankind.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Oh, I know,
but that article lists two female only ones.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Only women are victims of domestic violence
except when they hit you, but you have to be a "man" about that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Of course, he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The last time I saw him was about 1983.
I thought he died? Obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Based on the content of that article I think he should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Not for the wife beating, mind. For wearing that pair of sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ...and appearing on Piers Morgan's chatshow
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# What a twat
If you can't beat a woman with words, you've got no reason to be going near a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# It is a serious problem that needs to be addressed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# what are you all going on about?
she was fucking asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# the texts foretold of a new messenger..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I for one welcome our eggy new overlords
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yay!
Weebl?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# no, egg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Nah, he's just a pyramid salesman.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You see this in the trailer for Prom-oeuf-eus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Not Dizzy, surely?
48k Spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# effortlessly, mind!
great pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# your willy is very red
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
Eggs you say?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Happy bollock! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I heard about that in yolk lore
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahaa crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Egg!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm craving cutlets


Juicy, cutlets.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# GAH

All I see is juicy redex, disco.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# titwarblers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Big bag of boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# it's relaxing in it's own effluvia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# it's dinner time, increasing hungry
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Mutton!
As a nation, we should eat more mutton.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# a nice plate of mutton
with a cheeseboard

and a cup of tea.

It's almost civilised.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Silly discomeats, mutton is for curry not cutlets.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# am having a nice beefs curry this afternoon
but I will think about muttons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# he needs to get that giant yellow prolapse seen to
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I think it's sheep coolant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yay ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# More Sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
I saw a painting of Col Sanders and Ronald McDonald fighting to the death. It was awesome, but I've forgotten where I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# haha, sounds like an Atomic masterpiece?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I thought you stopped drawing Jollyjack stuff
Because of his nature.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I just draw stop his fanart. :) I'll not new draw them.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# It tastes like chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# When Christmas comes, in Japan, KFC commercials will be broadcast on TV.
yeah. chicken is yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Long ago, in a health club far away...

there's a bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
Superb :-D

Flan Solo & FUCKbacca!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I couldn't resist Flan Solo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Chewbacca? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Yes.
He's based on the Freebase meme though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Artbase: Star Base
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Nice ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# George Fucking Lucas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Is that another one of your gay porn flicks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Star Whores!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Star Horse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hehe

She can file my nails any time if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Yes, your nails are aesthetically displeasing.
In that regard, you would find her nail technician services beneficial.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# That is excactly what I meant.
But also a bit of a lie.

My nails are aesthetically pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Goddamnit, let the wookiee win!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Superb sir!!!
Chewfuck's hair detailing is most WOO! *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Is it just me, or is he now the spitting image of
Morn?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Flantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# She's not legal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# There is no such thing as an illegal person, atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# o'rly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# luke, come to the dark side of the nutrition and watch the game with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *gawps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
Looks like Chewie's chewin' a Chewitt!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# What a Wookiee ...
Ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# oh my god, fuck yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 1914, somewhere in France...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Sommeples
Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Please sir may I have another...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# *sees first*
*aims on second*
*fires on third*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# They were buggers to shoot...
...The 1st Giraffe Fusiliers were wiped out on day one.
The 8th Light Meerkats never lost a man...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# That's because they were all meerkats, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Hey, quit shooting at us, you guyyyyys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha, meerkats are ace, even thought their entire species has been co-opted in to selling insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# *fwooom*fwooom*fwooom*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Warkats!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hah, good one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Somebody has to benefit...

click for massive

Plenty of LOLitics the next few days I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# nice
one..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Boooo.... hissssss......
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck the Tories, Lib Dems and Labour.
At some point, they've all done their best to privatise the NHS one way or another.
Just a pisser that it doesn't leave any other political parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# And while I'm ranting,
I'm going to think of something unpleasant to do to my supervisor when he gets back from the US. He took a paid speaking session at a conference and told us only two days before he went that he was presenting out woefully unfinished work. The sort of work that takes months to complete.
Fucking cockwallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Grandkids on knee, croaky voice
"So you see, sonny, that's how the Send The Coloureds Back party got into power back in the day ..."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Christ on a mobility scooter.
Scary, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Inevitable, once 90% of the population stop voting :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Fook.
Maybe we should start two parties that appeal to the rabidly right and rabidly left. That way, when no-one votes for anyone else, those two get the top votes. We then completely alienate all the wing-nuts by making a coalition government of the two with suddenly rational people who had previously been spouting rather far-right/left views...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Everyone should just have a big punch-up :D
Hey, it sorts things out in the playground, and the House does seem to be full of kids at times ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Rah!
Politilols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
# That looks worryingly plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# ..
cameron
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# *weeps*
Very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# "cameron and friends"
"we're all in it together"

"but the rest of you can go fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Succinct and to the point.
Like it.

Just sneak this in here since it's not really worth its own thread.

Darth Wiseguy

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I'm here to fucken amuse yoo?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# WOO!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# *clicks*
(I've already been over to your website to have a look at this today)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# *Initiates kill in the face sequence*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
As Roy Walker said, "Say what you see!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Hahah
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# BTW I think always, Who is him?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# He is the UK prime minister, David Cameron.
I had to Google for the Japanese prime minister. I see he has a black belt in Judo. Very commendable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'd still be disinclined to trust either of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
So much fucked up shit in UK politics at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# "KNEEL BEFORE ME!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
He looks sooooooo gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# haha
Karren looks the part though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Kneel before Sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha
They totally need to BRING BACK MARGARET.

She was the best thing about it.

I like how Nick doubles as Jack Straw when off set, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# That's the line I wanted!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# That's way too tall to be AMS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# He's wearing the AMS-patented "Boot-stilts"
As seen on episode 6 of the 10th series.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# hehe!
that boardroom he's got does look a bit like the fortress of solitude
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha, very true
What a dismal name :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# That's wonderful
Is there a Nicholas Radbourn fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Make one!
I'll join
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Bespin 1065: Sir Roger Darthy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# stupendous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Ooh ta :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Light lance!
That's fantastic!

How's you?

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Bit miserable matey :(
Best mate emigrates to OZ on Monday Booooo :(
How's you Moleypoos?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Don't be sad, he's just winding you up. OZ isn't a real place.
he's just winding you up. OZ isn't a real place.I'm tickety-boo thanks.

It's a beautiful sunny day here. Here's what I see when I look out of the window... Blue sky!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# That river looks a tad orange sewagey?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I live in Norwich. All our sewers are open - we have nothing to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# it appears that the photographer is higher up than some of the objects in the distance
there's no way this can be Norwich, nothing is at a greater elevation than anything else in Norwich it's all flat.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# no, you're just bumpy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# OMG!
How can I not be bumpy!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# where are ya' i got a pal wit' a steamroller
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# rolled steam!
whatever will science think of next!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# dude, srsly? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ya srsly
fr rl.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Trampoline.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# is that a fuel made from tramps?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Specifically, yes.
It also functions as a lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# yes, but it smells like garbage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I love the smell of trampoline in the morning...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Richard Gere???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# He's Norwich's foremost gerbil farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# We have determined that it is filled with trampoline, i think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# That's rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Cheers Baz...
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Hai Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# some damn fine potatoshop work there sir
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Cheers sirrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Excellent Star Wars needs more Space Horses - but be aware they might be ALIENS!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Morning missus! \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# This is woo beyond belief
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers Jahled!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Excellent Ninj, just bloody excellent!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Ta Whato!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# nicely shopped ninj
lully source by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers mate
It was the horse that started me orf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Oh, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# This is briliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ta Emvizzle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Ooh ta muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# W o w
I don't often print and hang, but this one's going on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# *Blushes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# This is ace
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# most woosome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Cheers Prodge!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# woah!
splendid
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I smashed the click.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh ta matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Cor!
That's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# he found him in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I thought it was 'Benton' :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# You're thinking of the pies...
...again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# pies ...always on my mind
there's an old restaurant about 30 miles east of me which has foot high pies. I'm glad we haven't fully embraced the metric system here in the colonies, or we'd have to call them '0.3048 meter high pies'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Yes but you are missing out on a metre high pie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ah-haaaaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# and in other news
chuffed with how the Vampirella figure is coming along


www.google.co.uk/search?q=vampirella&hl=en&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Lovely as usual
Although she needs a bikini line trim. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# thought I'd better put the extra effort in with the research
www.vladimira.com/images/gal2/vampirella7T.jpg
;0P

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I wonder if she has a thermal onsie under that in WInter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# nice!
...but it looks like she shat out a torso there stage-left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ah cheers, don't know whats happening there
started off as a Brian Blessed Hawkman and I got fed up with it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Arf
I'm surprised Renton hasn't been tied into this meme some how.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNN27kYLjzo
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
I bet his poos are huuuuuge! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA I like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# You have a warped mind
and my entire admiration! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# That is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# the first thing that's made me LOL in ages
click-clickity
(M0nkeyb0Y ... you said "Simples"... like in the advert!, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Graz Lizertwo.


'ningles one and all. How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# pffft
well I never voted for her, bloody germans
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I'm loving the slippers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# :X
eep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I now have the Monty Burns song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# CURSE YOU
♫See my vest? See my vest?♪...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ooooh... you've got a lovely cock. Mine's similar, but female... and Scotch. (And bigger!)
but female... and Scotch. (And bigger!)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# She's shit herself thin!
I might try this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# She is thin
People just don't factor in the robotic battle armour under the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Of course
I never factored in the Hello Kitty knickers either but then that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Well that's to repel the ninja Hello Kitty about to attack her from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# i akshally scrolled back up to check
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# It is there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
#
www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hello-kitty-car-interior.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Seriously someone actually drives this - keep her or him off the roads.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# well fine then! I'm never offering you a ride in it
/*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Thank fuck for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
# You can have a go at my microwave though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# "Poke hole in it with fork, Set at Maximum for 7 mins"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# aww u maed kitty sadd :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# interesting handbrake cover
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# the queen shits?
shock horror :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# No she's obviously doing the royal wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Get some sun, woman!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# NHS Reform risk assessment leaks!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# It's satire alright but it's bloody scary satire.
PFI killed the NHS now this is the final nail in it's coffin and the coffin of many people who won't get adequate treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# I can't afford a new NHS coffin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I'm going to make my own coffin
out of the tears of dead children.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# ^ the big society in action
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# I guess the big society will get smaller
when we all start dying of treatable diseases
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# ah well, that's "progress"
Stage 1) National Health Service
Stage 2) Neutered Health Service
Stage 3) No Health Service

besides, only VIP's should have medical treatment, poor people will just breed if they have medical care.

I think that's the rationale.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Nearly. What we have at the moment is a Notional Health Service...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# clever !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Too close to reality! :(
Nicely faked though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Concern is acknowledged. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Good heavens, look what someone just posted underneath my door

Blogstuff | Artwank
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# and i'd paid those kids to shove shit through your letterbox, i demand a refund
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Still hoping
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# FAKE
he'd not say sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I reckon Nye Bevan is too dead to give a fuck about your lolitics.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# FUCK DEMOCRACY /David Cameron
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/mar/19/nhs-reforms-risks-labour-emergency-debate
"Ministers argue they cannot release the register because they fear it will jeopardise confidential advice to ministers. There is also a fear that the public will not understand, and mistake a worst-case scenario for a prediction." - So we are too thick to know what we want!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# "The Sun had an average daily circulation of 2,751,219 copies in January 2012"
They may have a point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Eeps that's a Scary number
90% of those will probably be men who like looking at tits on page 3, the Sun Sports page at the back and never being able to complete the half-filled in Suduko.

As opposed to The Spectator readers who just like to look at the tits on the front cover. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:25, archived)
# but it is the other 10% who read it for "news" that you have to worry about
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# They have news in The Sun now? haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# We might mistake a genuinely terrifying and plausible risk
for a genuinely terrifying and plausible risk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Once somebody has already fucked it
you can't make it a virgin again.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# no need to turn it into a crack whore though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Gotta get your income from somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# you can..but you need to pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# the only people benefiting from the increased NHS cuts
are the circumcision patients

sad days ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Ning b3ta, is it nearly the weekend yet?
Today we start with Ingrid Kavelaars, David Thewlis and Amy Huberman....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# followed by...
Jerry (smug) Reed and Lawrence (FUCK!) Makoare.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Shouldnt jerry reed be in ghost mode? He jed.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# True... Shall I delete this post and start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# His name was Amos Moses
and I loved him. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# URFUCK-HAI
\o/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Yay and 'nings
as a bit of a threadjack, I've just sent these pics off to Toasty, so if you want a blue sock monkey family:


Or Watchmonkey, an ex-vigilante monkey-for-fire now working for the government:


I'm reliably informed bidding begins in 10 days :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# cor, they're good
need to get a toy monkey for my son
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# I dunno
theyre probably stuffed with nails and broken glass, knowing that emvee fella....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# only the best titanium nails and broken glass from champagne bottles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Aww
"Will hug for souls"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# can you do a Baldmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# only if he pays for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# These are wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Yiff porn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# they're fab :D

I like acid monkey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Cheers
Acidmonkey's probably a better name, tbh. I've listed him as both/either in the auction thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# A whole family of them!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
#
glees yiffs
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Almost there
give or take a few more days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# lully lady vags wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Asbolina and her mother place a ringer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:11, archived)
# Asbolina is such a dirty slut
No wonder all the gents love her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:13, archived)
# The ladies too.
She gets what she wants one way or another.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha

The word trollop isn't used enough these days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:38, archived)
# ^ Would
* The fat one in the back with the portable lamp shade.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)

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