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# A means to an end?


Not sure he meant to be on that side of the fence though
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# i went in the imperial the other day, place aint changed
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Years since I was last there
It's not a change kind of place.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# nah, and very little change from a fiver for a pint either
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Jesus Jones!
A fiver for a pint? Did you get a free krugerand in the bottom of the glass?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I have question. He is gay? :S
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# He's not fussy
he's determined to fuck everybody
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# No.
He's a massive arse.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# He was the winner of a very popular British TV game show, called Watch us sniff our panties,
Where contestants had to sniff dirty underwear to get to the next level..
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# "Mine smell like Nick's"
Turned out Nick's smelt of spineless sellout cunt.

/satire
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Nick's got the trendy ones though...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Really...? There is a TV show like that?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, it's not on anymore
but it was very popular 2 years ago
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Sort-of mindpiss, with the number of years there
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Triple mindpiss!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# It's triple-distilled
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Just shows we were all spot on with our memories there!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Yep, proof positive that Watch Us Sniff Our Panties was THE big thing in 2010
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I'v still got the final on my recorder.... I never tier of watching it again and again..
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# In Japan, something like that is not considered!
amazing zone.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Yes, I heard Japanese gameshows were very sensible and conservative
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Japanese politicians are not doing this. XD
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Well, not in public maybe
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm afraid there's a two-year waiting list to appear on it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# It used to be on a couple of years ago.
It was canceled after Percil took over the sponcorship :-)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# He looks disapointed, I think he was hoping for a thong..
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ... but there were no thingers on that day.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# is a man not allowed to moisturise these days without accusations flying around?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# depends
is he moisturising another man's anus?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# almost certainly
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Banjo-Tooie's Spriral Mountain's Handmade Jam.
I don't give comment to "Dave". I don't need. Bored. -_-
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# alright dave
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Is that a jar of Mole-asses?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Jamjars and Jam. In other words, words play. :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# If his rank was higher, there could be a Major misunderstanding
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# or indeed, General Confusion
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# There's a kernel of truth in what you're saying
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# or a Major WTF?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Oh hi Dave. Here's that advert you were looking for.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Exactly what I need
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It works a treat.
Why only yesterday I had to display my member and for once I wasn't embarassed.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hi Dave!
her butt-wand hair disturbs me (plus the fact that it's held together with stim-clips)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# You are all sorts of peculiar, Dave.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# nope, I have no idea
but then I never played whatever nintendo game this possibly refers to
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# This is my favorie video game.^^
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Banjo Kazooie, an N64 classic.
Great intro:
youtu.be/2C3m5Lno_20

Ah, I just realised this image relates to the sequel.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# The girl has robot legs.
For appearance her eyes are like computer screen. Fish eating her hair also, most instructive.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah. exactly.
:D She is machine.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
But your picture for the side, written 'child actor'. This confusing me, the robot character to replaced by child?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Diddy Kong Racing was good also.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# There are DKR fans in Japan ^^
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Jam !
Food of the gods. And wasps. Wasps love jam.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I love jam too :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Large jar for me please...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# There are 4 type tastes. orange, strawberry, blueberry, earthworms. :3
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Eathworms please :-)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Jamjars: Its recommend!!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Full of wiggly protien :-)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# contrived insanity
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Not at all :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Real insanity?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# wtf...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pooh

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# those stinking rotten nazis
woo :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Who doesn't love a bit of skunk?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Pepe Le Paratrooper
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Nazi skunks fuck off
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# *applause*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Nazi's have the best skunks.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more...


Good 'ning b3ta. It's been a while...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Fabness!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
#
That's no yellow brick road.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant Barbie!! Lion fits perfectly!
WOO and *click* :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah that's what gave me the idea, really :)
How are you?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# All the better for seeing you back on here!
:) You?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah not bad, not bad..
I should make an effort to drop by more often ;)

I've got a vague idea for a whole serious of wars/oz mashups, but that was the most obvious ;)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# SHE LOOKS, COMPLETELY
off her tits.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's all a dream Dorothy, all a dream.....
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Ning
and Woo!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# YAY!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# oh wow, that's amazing!
*crosses off list*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# haha, cheers
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Yay...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# That's no Oz.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Beautiful. Those expressions are fantastic.
:D

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Dennis Waterman...
...writes the feme toon, hits the wife:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dennis-watermans-shock-domestic-violence-766571
"The problem with strong, intelligent women is that they can argue... and I lashed out."


Click for bigger (147 kb)

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Was speechless when I heard that this morning.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# What a stupid twat.
Rula Lenska should have hoofed him in the nadgers.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Mind her?
Prat!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# What a cunt.
On the plus side, this will probably finish off what's left of his career.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# has he done anything since minder?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# panto by the sound of it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# New Tricks
He's in that with James Bolam and Alun Armstrong. I can't remember the woman's name, but she has amazing teeth. Amanda Redman, that's her.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# You know what, I have never hit my wife and really believe that I never ever will
but that article lists 2 charities, both of which are only for women and that sucks.

I have been punched 3 times by my wife and, frankly, I am not pretending I did not deserve it on one of those occasions. I am a lot (much) bigger than she is and therefore it is not an issue, but this 'He hit her, so he is evil' thing in no way reflects a specific situation.

We should not blanket judge scenarios, it is fucking bollocks.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# i've only ever hit a girl once
when i was 9 years old.

but i agree with you, domestic violence, be it on male or female is not acceptable, but even if i was hit by a woman i could not lash out back at them, with the exception of if they were armed with something and meant to cause me real harm.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I don't know
why it is called Domestic violence, like that is some how different. Violence is violence, and the first time it happens in a relationship should be the last time. A lesson I learned the hard way.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# i used to call my ex wife slinky, not because she was skinny but because i used to chuck her down the stairs
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Oh, I know,
but that article lists two female only ones.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Only women are victims of domestic violence
except when they hit you, but you have to be a "man" about that
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Of course, he is a cunt.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The last time I saw him was about 1983.
I thought he died? Obviously not.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Based on the content of that article I think he should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Not for the wife beating, mind. For wearing that pair of sunglasses.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ...and appearing on Piers Morgan's chatshow
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# What a twat
If you can't beat a woman with words, you've got no reason to be going near a woman.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# It is a serious problem that needs to be addressed.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# what are you all going on about?
she was fucking asking for it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# the texts foretold of a new messenger..
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I for one welcome our eggy new overlords
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yay!
Weebl?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# no, egg
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Bob?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Nah, he's just a pyramid salesman.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You see this in the trailer for Prom-oeuf-eus.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Not Dizzy, surely?
48k Spectrum
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# effortlessly, mind!
great pic btw!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# your willy is very red
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
Eggs you say?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Happy bollock! :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# omg
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Nice! :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I heard about that in yolk lore
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahaa crackin'
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Egg!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm craving cutlets


Juicy, cutlets.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# GAH

All I see is juicy redex, disco.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# titwarblers!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Big bag of boiling piss?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# it's relaxing in it's own effluvia
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hurrah
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# it's dinner time, increasing hungry
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Mutton!
As a nation, we should eat more mutton.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# a nice plate of mutton
with a cheeseboard

and a cup of tea.

It's almost civilised.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Silly discomeats, mutton is for curry not cutlets.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# am having a nice beefs curry this afternoon
but I will think about muttons
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# he needs to get that giant yellow prolapse seen to
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I think it's sheep coolant
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yay ;-)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# More Sugar
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
I saw a painting of Col Sanders and Ronald McDonald fighting to the death. It was awesome, but I've forgotten where I saw it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# haha, sounds like an Atomic masterpiece?
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
#

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I thought you stopped drawing Jollyjack stuff
Because of his nature.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I just draw stop his fanart. :) I'll not new draw them.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# It tastes like chicken.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# When Christmas comes, in Japan, KFC commercials will be broadcast on TV.
yeah. chicken is yummy.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Long ago, in a health club far away...

there's a bigger version on my blog.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
Superb :-D

Flan Solo & FUCKbacca!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I couldn't resist Flan Solo.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Chewbacca? :3
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Yes.
He's based on the Freebase meme though.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Artbase: Star Base
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Nice ^^
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# George Fucking Lucas!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Is that another one of your gay porn flicks?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Star Whores!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Star Horse!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Hehe

She can file my nails any time if you know what I mean
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Yes, your nails are aesthetically displeasing.
In that regard, you would find her nail technician services beneficial.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# That is excactly what I meant.
But also a bit of a lie.

My nails are aesthetically pleasing.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Goddamnit, let the wookiee win!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Superb sir!!!
Chewfuck's hair detailing is most WOO! *click*
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Is it just me, or is he now the spitting image of
Morn?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Flantastic!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# She's not legal.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# There is no such thing as an illegal person, atomic
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# o'rly?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# luke, come to the dark side of the nutrition and watch the game with me.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *gawps*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
Looks like Chewie's chewin' a Chewitt!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# What a Wookiee ...
Ace! :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# oh my god, fuck yes
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 1914, somewhere in France...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Sommeples
Gets coat
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# *slap*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Please sir may I have another...?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# *sees first*
*aims on second*
*fires on third*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# They were buggers to shoot...
...The 1st Giraffe Fusiliers were wiped out on day one.
The 8th Light Meerkats never lost a man...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# That's because they were all meerkats, duh.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Hey, quit shooting at us, you guyyyyys
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha, meerkats are ace, even thought their entire species has been co-opted in to selling insurance.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# *fwooom*fwooom*fwooom*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Warkats!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hah, good one
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Somebody has to benefit...

click for massive


Plenty of LOLitics the next few days I'll wager.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# nice
one..
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Boooo.... hissssss......
:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck the Tories, Lib Dems and Labour.
At some point, they've all done their best to privatise the NHS one way or another.
Just a pisser that it doesn't leave any other political parties.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# And while I'm ranting,
I'm going to think of something unpleasant to do to my supervisor when he gets back from the US. He took a paid speaking session at a conference and told us only two days before he went that he was presenting out woefully unfinished work. The sort of work that takes months to complete.
Fucking cockwallet.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Grandkids on knee, croaky voice
"So you see, sonny, that's how the Send The Coloureds Back party got into power back in the day ..."
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Christ on a mobility scooter.
Scary, isn't it?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Inevitable, once 90% of the population stop voting :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Fook.
Maybe we should start two parties that appeal to the rabidly right and rabidly left. That way, when no-one votes for anyone else, those two get the top votes. We then completely alienate all the wing-nuts by making a coalition government of the two with suddenly rational people who had previously been spouting rather far-right/left views...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Everyone should just have a big punch-up :D
Hey, it sorts things out in the playground, and the House does seem to be full of kids at times ...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Rah!
Politilols
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
# That looks worryingly plausible.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# ..
cameron
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# *weeps*
Very good indeed
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# "cameron and friends"
"we're all in it together"

"but the rest of you can go fuck off"
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Succinct and to the point.
Like it.

Just sneak this in here since it's not really worth its own thread.

Darth Wiseguy

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I'm here to fucken amuse yoo?!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# WOO!!!
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
# *clicks*
(I've already been over to your website to have a look at this today)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# *Initiates kill in the face sequence*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
As Roy Walker said, "Say what you see!"
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Hahah
Fucking hell
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# BTW I think always, Who is him?? :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# He is the UK prime minister, David Cameron.
I had to Google for the Japanese prime minister. I see he has a black belt in Judo. Very commendable.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I'd still be disinclined to trust either of them
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
So much fucked up shit in UK politics at the moment.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# "KNEEL BEFORE ME!"
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
He looks sooooooo gay :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# haha
Karren looks the part though?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Kneel before Sod.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha
They totally need to BRING BACK MARGARET.

She was the best thing about it.

I like how Nick doubles as Jack Straw when off set, as well.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# That's the line I wanted!
Very good
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# That's way too tall to be AMS
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# He's wearing the AMS-patented "Boot-stilts"
As seen on episode 6 of the 10th series.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# hehe!
that boardroom he's got does look a bit like the fortress of solitude
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha, very true
What a dismal name :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# That's wonderful
Is there a Nicholas Radbourn fan club?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Make one!
I'll join
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Bespin 1065: Sir Roger Darthy
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# stupendous!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Ooh ta :)
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Light lance!
That's fantastic!

How's you?

:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Bit miserable matey :(
Best mate emigrates to OZ on Monday Booooo :(
How's you Moleypoos?
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Don't be sad, he's just winding you up. OZ isn't a real place.
he's just winding you up. OZ isn't a real place.I'm tickety-boo thanks.

It's a beautiful sunny day here. Here's what I see when I look out of the window... Blue sky!


(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
# That river looks a tad orange sewagey?
;)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I live in Norwich. All our sewers are open - we have nothing to hide.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# it appears that the photographer is higher up than some of the objects in the distance
there's no way this can be Norwich, nothing is at a greater elevation than anything else in Norwich it's all flat.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# no, you're just bumpy
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# OMG!
How can I not be bumpy!?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# where are ya' i got a pal wit' a steamroller
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# rolled steam!
whatever will science think of next!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# dude, srsly? :P
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ya srsly
fr rl.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Trampoline.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# is that a fuel made from tramps?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Specifically, yes.
It also functions as a lubricant.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# yes, but it smells like garbage
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I love the smell of trampoline in the morning...

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Richard Gere???
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# He's Norwich's foremost gerbil farmer.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# We have determined that it is filled with trampoline, i think
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# That's rather splendid.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Cheers Baz...
\O/
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Nice

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Hai Q!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# some damn fine potatoshop work there sir
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Cheers sirrah!
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Excellent Star Wars needs more Space Horses - but be aware they might be ALIENS!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Morning missus! \O/
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# This is woo beyond belief
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers Jahled!
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Excellent Ninj, just bloody excellent!
:-D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Ta Whato!
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# nicely shopped ninj
lully source by the looks of it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers mate
It was the horse that started me orf :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Oh, yes!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# This is briliant
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ta Emvizzle!
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Ooh ta muchly!
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
# W o w
I don't often print and hang, but this one's going on the wall.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# *Blushes*
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# This is ace
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# most woosome :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Cheers Prodge!
:)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# woah!
splendid
*click*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I smashed the click.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh ta matey!
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Cor!
That's wonderful
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# he found him in the end
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I thought it was 'Benton' :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# You're thinking of the pies...
...again.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# pies ...always on my mind
there's an old restaurant about 30 miles east of me which has foot high pies. I'm glad we haven't fully embraced the metric system here in the colonies, or we'd have to call them '0.3048 meter high pies'.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Yes but you are missing out on a metre high pie!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ah-haaaaaaaa...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# and in other news
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Lovely as usual
Although she needs a bikini line trim. :P
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# thought I'd better put the extra effort in with the research
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I wonder if she has a thermal onsie under that in WInter.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# nice!
...but it looks like she shat out a torso there stage-left
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ah cheers, don't know whats happening there
started off as a Brian Blessed Hawkman and I got fed up with it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Can't wait!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Arf
I'm surprised Renton hasn't been tied into this meme some how.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
I bet his poos are huuuuuge! :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA I like this
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# You have a warped mind
and my entire admiration! Woo!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# That is wonderful
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# the first thing that's made me LOL in ages
click-clickity
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Graz Lizertwo.


'ningles one and all. How the devil are you?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# pffft
well I never voted for her, bloody germans
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# I'm loving the slippers!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# :X
eep
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I now have the Monty Burns song in my head.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# CURSE YOU
♫See my vest? See my vest?♪...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ooooh... you've got a lovely cock. Mine's similar, but female... and Scotch. (And bigger!)
but female... and Scotch. (And bigger!)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# She's shit herself thin!
I might try this.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# She is thin
People just don't factor in the robotic battle armour under the dress.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Of course
I never factored in the Hello Kitty knickers either but then that's just me.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Well that's to repel the ninja Hello Kitty about to attack her from behind.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# i akshally scrolled back up to check
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# It is there!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Seriously someone actually drives this - keep her or him off the roads.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# well fine then! I'm never offering you a ride in it
/*flounces*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Thank fuck for that :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
# You can have a go at my microwave though.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# "Poke hole in it with fork, Set at Maximum for 7 mins"
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# aww u maed kitty sadd :( :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# interesting handbrake cover
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# the queen shits?
shock horror :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# No she's obviously doing the royal wee.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Get some sun, woman!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# NHS Reform risk assessment leaks!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# It's satire alright but it's bloody scary satire.
PFI killed the NHS now this is the final nail in it's coffin and the coffin of many people who won't get adequate treatment.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# I can't afford a new NHS coffin
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I'm going to make my own coffin
out of the tears of dead children.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# ^ the big society in action
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:39, archived)
# I guess the big society will get smaller
when we all start dying of treatable diseases
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# ah well, that's "progress"
Stage 1) National Health Service
Stage 2) Neutered Health Service
Stage 3) No Health Service

besides, only VIP's should have medical treatment, poor people will just breed if they have medical care.

I think that's the rationale.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Nearly. What we have at the moment is a Notional Health Service...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
# clever !
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Too close to reality! :(
Nicely faked though
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# shopped only please
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Concern is acknowledged. XD
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Good heavens, look what someone just posted underneath my door
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# and i'd paid those kids to shove shit through your letterbox, i demand a refund
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Still hoping
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# FAKE
he'd not say sorry
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I reckon Nye Bevan is too dead to give a fuck about your lolitics.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# FUCK DEMOCRACY /David Cameron
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/mar/19/nhs-reforms-risks-labour-emergency-debate
"Ministers argue they cannot release the register because they fear it will jeopardise confidential advice to ministers. There is also a fear that the public will not understand, and mistake a worst-case scenario for a prediction." - So we are too thick to know what we want!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# "The Sun had an average daily circulation of 2,751,219 copies in January 2012"
They may have a point
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Eeps that's a Scary number
90% of those will probably be men who like looking at tits on page 3, the Sun Sports page at the back and never being able to complete the half-filled in Suduko.

As opposed to The Spectator readers who just like to look at the tits on the front cover. :D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:25, archived)
# but it is the other 10% who read it for "news" that you have to worry about
:D
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# They have news in The Sun now? haha
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# We might mistake a genuinely terrifying and plausible risk
for a genuinely terrifying and plausible risk
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Once somebody has already fucked it
you can't make it a virgin again.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# no need to turn it into a crack whore though
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Gotta get your income from somewhere.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# you can..but you need to pay for it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# the only people benefiting from the increased NHS cuts
are the circumcision patients

sad days ahead
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Ning b3ta, is it nearly the weekend yet?
Today we start with Ingrid Kavelaars, David Thewlis and Amy Huberman....

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# followed by...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Shouldnt jerry reed be in ghost mode? He jed.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# True... Shall I delete this post and start again?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# His name was Amos Moses
and I loved him. Woo!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# URFUCK-HAI
\o/
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Yay and 'nings
as a bit of a threadjack, I've just sent these pics off to Toasty, so if you want a blue sock monkey family:


Or Watchmonkey, an ex-vigilante monkey-for-fire now working for the government:


I'm reliably informed bidding begins in 10 days :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# cor, they're good
need to get a toy monkey for my son
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# I dunno
theyre probably stuffed with nails and broken glass, knowing that emvee fella....
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# only the best titanium nails and broken glass from champagne bottles
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Aww
"Will hug for souls"
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
# can you do a Baldmonkey?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# only if he pays for dinner
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# These are wonderful :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Yiff porn!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# they're fab :D

I like acid monkey
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Cheers
Acidmonkey's probably a better name, tbh. I've listed him as both/either in the auction thread :)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# A whole family of them!
*glees*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
#
glees yiffs
;)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# very nice!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Almost there
give or take a few more days
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# lully lady vags wobbly
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Asbolina and her mother place a ringer.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:11, archived)
# Asbolina is such a dirty slut
No wonder all the gents love her
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:13, archived)
# The ladies too.
She gets what she wants one way or another.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha

The word trollop isn't used enough these days
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:38, archived)
# ^ Would
* The fat one in the back with the portable lamp shade.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)

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