(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:26,
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One look at the box-art, and I'm sold :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:29,
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Predictable ol fox
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:33,
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I'm a sucker for films like this ;D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:49,
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haha awesome!!
*writes to santa*
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - EXTREME SPORTS FOR CHILDREN'S TOYS
This week's challenge is take take kid's toys, introduce them to the world of extreme sports, and picture them partaking in such events. It's entirely gnarly.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02,
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Woo! :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:03,
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nnnoooo caaaaakes!!
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:03,
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(4Qjust lurking,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:35,
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I concur
in other news I had a box of stuff turn up today for the auction I currently have in my home an autographed Brian Blessed book, an autographed Brian Blessed panto programme and most amazingly a framed Flash Gordon presentation thing that contains multiple frames of the film and is labelled number 2 of 200. I'll add details to the auction thread tomorrow, pretty awesome for FLASH! ah-ahhhh fans.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:37,
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Oooh do you want me to send you my sweetshop poster?
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:38,
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no, send it to the lucky winner when we know who that is
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:43,
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*relaxes*
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44,
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slink to auction thread peas.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:42,
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http://b3ta.com/links/749374
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48,
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How you tempt us Mr Toast :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:43,
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wow awesome stuff...can i send you the sock canvas for the live auction?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:47,
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If you want it in the live auction and not the online one
then I'd rather you send it to Riverghost (otherwise I've got to try and carry it down on the train). If it's going in the online auction then like Wildyles, you can send it straight to the highest bidder. live or online, you decide, it's your lovely donation :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51,
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i think its fair that the people who actually go to the auction get the canvas
Online can be for the PhotoShop gubbins...just my opinion, not that bothered to be honest. Just want to know who It's going to :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58,
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yep, makes sense, I shall update the thread tomorrow.
no rush to get it sent to London, I'll sort out a secure space for storing things with Riverghost and let you know when to bung it in the post. cheers chap
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02,
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You two being nice to each other.
It's been a shit day for news but it's an ill wind. Just sayin'.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:30,
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there's no malice between me and mr toast
I might not agree with him from time to time but I respect him and like his work.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:21,
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...can I go in the live one.. sounds more exciting!!!
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:08,
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you can, it's your donation
but I would say that I imagine online bids will be higher than drunk people with a few coins in their pockets at the end of an evening can manage. If you don't mind your poster selling for £1.27 and a spicy peanut then go for it :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10,
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hahahaha! I will stick with online.
Although the peanut sounds tasty
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:11,
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it's a print
Make it an edition of 10, stick one in the live auction and the others on-line
It makes you think that the man from the IRA is the man from the IRA but wearing whimsical clown make-up.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:37,
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That's not a gun.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:26,
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What kind of gun IS that?!
Looks to be some sort of Daewoo K11-like gun, which fires conventional rounds as well as rifle grenades, but the lower receiver looks a bit Heckler & Koch-ish, so... a prototype, perhaps?
I mean, uhh... nice gun.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:30,
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This is no prototype...it's the FUCK9000.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:33,
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It really FUCKs you up.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:42,
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It makes you interpret crazed killers as the clown from restless natives. If the clown from restless natives was an easygoing funny kinda guy. If not, then it doesn't.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:41,
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clown was an easy going guy :D
Look up the film...it hasn't aged well but its still braw
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51,
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moore was more like a door-to-door carpet salesman than a secret agent
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:07,
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one of his covers was as a carpet salesman
In Octopussy
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10,
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Some great shags in that one
*raises eyebrow*
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:13,
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Never a truer word typed on this site
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:21,
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Chairs.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:23,
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Connery: First Bond, Best Bond, Only Bond :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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^Thish with bellsh on
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:29,
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Dalton
had the right amount of wit and brackishness to make him believable.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:42,
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Brosnan
had the wrong mix of smugness, sleaze and arrogance to make him a believeable upper class twat
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:45,
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Agreed. Compared to the more hard-boiled, rough-as-a-badger's-arse Bonds, he's a mere yuppie.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48,
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I never found him at all believable
Connery had the whole 50s/60s Cold War Charisma Moore was very camp 70s Carry On style Bond Lazenby seemed too stiff and lacked charisma Brosnan was 80s/90s Thatcherite PlayBoy Dalton was flat and unmemorable. Craig is sex on legs and putting new life into the Bond Films but he really isn't Bond he's like 008 or something.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:49,
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^this
except Craig - not my cuppa
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55,
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Well I'm judging more on age and availability in terms of 007 Bonds are concerned ;)
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:00,
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hahaha! yeah well since you put it that way..
he's definitely the best Bond in a long time ;)
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05,
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alI agree with all of this.
But I still think Moore is best... but that's because I like camp 70s carry on style bond
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:01,
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He was my favorite when I was a kid.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03,
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^ this
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23,
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Barry Nelson: First Bond, worst Bond, thank god he wasn't the only Bond
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:41,
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Barry Scott: Bang! And the Bond is gone
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44,
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Great Scott!: and the delorean is gone
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:48,
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Yesh
mish Moneypenny?
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56,
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What about Jenny Bond?
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:44,
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Wasn't she in Octopussy?
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:52,
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No, that was Kate Adie
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:32,
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ewwww
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:03,
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weeee
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:12,
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i liked the other bloke
i think he is australian
(augsavforgot about B3ta,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 0:27,
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Pffft!
Clicked.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:17,
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(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:53,
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CaYkEZ!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:56,
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ToYez!
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:56,
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YoOnEeFoRmZ!
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58,
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cOMe oN yOU CaYKeZ!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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dOwN wItH tHiS sOrT oF tHiNg!
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:01,
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C@reFol N0w
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:02,
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sTEaDy nOW!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:03,
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?eKaC EkIL t'NsEoD OhW
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:07,
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THaT woUlD bE An eCuMEniCAl MAtTer
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:08,
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Whoa! Serious! Cake is losing. What are we going to do?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:19,
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I can't believe Cayke Rejectionism!
I mean - CAYKE! - could it be simpler than that!
I think we are missing a zingy title what about "Extreme Cayke ACTION!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:22,
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I can eat cake every day!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:24,
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It's part of the 5 a day recommended diet - I'm sure it is!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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THEY will regret this!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:28,
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There will be no cake for them now
they will have to eat up all their greens especially the marmite flavoured brussel sprouts.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:33,
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mmmm sprouts
*votes cake*
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:07,
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If it was: Bake a cake for b3ta
then I'd vote for it. Sometimes non-photoshop challenges are the best
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:31,
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Oh yes I completely agree with that
the one where one of the b3tans made a giant Toffee Crisp now that is fecking ART and should be in the Tate Gallery! I have also seen a Meatenberg and various other baked goodies from these talented b3tans -
New Image Challenge (alternative) "B3TA BAKE-OFF" Bake us something wonderful and delicious and photograph or video it for us!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:52,
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"Let me bring you songs from my woody"
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:09,
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Put your skin flute away.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:30,
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*toot*
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:35,
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This looks like a very weird advent calendar:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:48,
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Yes...it does.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:08,
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"They'll be after me Lucky Bowl of Cannabis again!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:50,
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And me green clovers!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:55,
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Doesn't make sense. Doesn't have too. I wonder Atomic would you invite
people to cram as much madness as possible into this post picture as is possible, in the spirit of one person says a sentence and then another follows on.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:56,
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Go nuts!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58,
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In this image I see a tiny elf dressed like a green santa
He is armed with a shillelagh and also has with him a flag. The symbol on the flag is hidden from view, so I cannot discern with which faction his allegiance lies. His boots have fucking pom-poms on. It's all very worrying.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:59,
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I'd say there's a few users trying to figure how they'll fap to this
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:01,
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Play the song!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:06,
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I forgot to mention the nose like sliced sausage.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:11,
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A Labour bloke keeps putting a leaflet through my door addressed to "Dear Comrade"
always makes me think of Citizen Smith
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:41,
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General Secretary Joseph Starling Meets Chairman Miaow
I've been meaning to do a Joseph Starling gag for ages, and when I saw a painting of Stalin and Mao I couldn't resist it - two shite puns for the price of one! Click for bigger (196 kb) And yes, I know Chairman Miaow's been done before (and much better), but with Joe Starling? Come on!
(Harry WebshiterSpiggley biggley bog.,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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What's the peacock guy doing with Miaow though?:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:51,
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I mean, you look at this... you look at this, and you think,
it's never going to work... One's a bird and the others a cat!. Madness.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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One is red in tooth and claw
The other is ... um ... I'll have to come back to this.
(MetalfishHasn't had a sig since,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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:-) Muscleini
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:53,
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Heheheh
there should be more bivalve headswaps, push the envelope.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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I agree...
...you can have David Clameron, I can't be arsed to do any more 'shopping for now.
(Harry WebshiterSpiggley biggley bog.,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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Go on go on go on! do it man :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:13,
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I have Joseph Gerbbels if that's any good :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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What with...
...Musselini and Josef Gerbbels, YOU really need to do Clameron! Go for it, you know you want to!
(Harry WebshiterSpiggley biggley bog.,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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It's your idea, save it for another day and do it :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:37,
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Dear Lisa,
As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and- REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL, AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!
Do you know what sort of bird this is please? there were a pair of them outside my window.... It was about an inch longer than a sparrow, but a lot thinner as well, and they could hover in mid air like a humming bird as it ate flys off a spiders web, It is in Englad, sorry the picrure isn't quite as good as yours, I'm crap at drawing
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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