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# plop

Ckilk fro bgi
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# That beard is shit.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# :D
I love this.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# See, horses?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# mum?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# <3
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# *peeks in*
Er hello.

Long time lurker (since about '06 I think) finally got 'round to registering last week then promptly forgot to log in 'til just now.

Anyone fancy a brew?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta! :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Welcome to posting on b3ta
I like the red frame; it's very stylish.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
I'm afraid the red lining was already there when I found her online, I just stuck my miniature action hero in her cup.

Fnar.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Well, Geraldine McEwan was a very good choice of tea-sipper
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# It's like her right eye is
trying to take a sneaky look at my crotch.

And Welcome :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# oh hai, popular mr tea head
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Most bad ass towel ever.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# welcome aboard :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Tea ftw
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# You'll never leave
as you appear to have already proven. Welcome!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# and here we go
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Ta rob!
Haha, great subject line
Edit: Hang on, that's not the subject line, it's the thing by the b3ta logo. Subject line is ok.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# cool! I was waiting with baited breath
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# what were you trying to catch?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# well, I have a bunth of wormth in my mouth, tho i gueth fith
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# either which way you come out WIN :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# can i thwallow them now?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# nice! I almost missed it, due to the threadrush and all
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# *presses f5*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Was hoping my subject line would win :(
Well at least the newsletter is here.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# looks like everyone os off having a wank to the newsletter now :/
os is
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# You killed the board.......and/or was dead already.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# already dead
i love interacting with dead things
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
girls and blokes
let's hear your (original and not cribbed off twitter) jokes
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# yer maw posts on twitter
when she's on the shitter
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# In like PedroHin
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# vomit like atomic
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Get to work you freakin' jerk.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# i'm off today
you bale of hay
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Like I care, you silly bear.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# nothing says lovin'
like atomic in the oven
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I'm so hot, but you are naught.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# lemme know when your baked
to crispity-crunchety perfection
i don't want a raw atomic
giving me a bowel infection
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I'll rot your guts and do all your sluts.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# FREE MONEY!
(warning does not contain free money)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# little, furtive, different
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# WE HATE BEING SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# WHY DOES THE INTERNET HATE ME FOR BEING SO B3TAFUL?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# ^This^
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ^hard
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ^with bells on
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# ^and handcuffs
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# ^with sugar on top
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This has my vote
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# you only hate this week's newsletter
because it's so damn good looking
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# that doesn't rhyme
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# neither does that
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :/
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# still displaying fags, in a queer kind of way
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Jesus is dead. Long live the Jesus.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Whitney Houston was a drug addict...............who knew?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Barney McGrew
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# We'll turn you into glue
and smear you with our poo
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Image challenge vote rigging scandal
as b3tans are refused option to vote 'Rob'
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Rob Manuel for President 2012!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# President of what?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# USA, motherfuckers!!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Haven't you guys become a monarchy yet?
Over here we only have presidents for serious things like fan clubs
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# it really doesn't matter anymore
All we are doing anymore is voting for a pretty puppet of the large and powerful corporations.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I demand prettier puppets
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# THIS
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# More beautiful than a Daily Mail viral campaign
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Easter issue full of hot cross puns
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hated for being ugly
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ugly on the inside
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# The first thing that popped into my head was "People hate us because we are so beautiful"
but of course, these suggestions have already been made.

I hope you select one of them.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Justice and peace are dead and gone, You're a fool to carry it on.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I walked about a bit without anyone else
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hiding under our beds as Karen Matthews is released
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ...AND A CAT THAT DIDN'T LOOK HAPPY.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# THERE ARE NO BUNNIES IN THE BIBLE!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# "rabbit" however appears twice
and both times they're telling you not to eat it
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# EASTER IS RUINED
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but what about the eggs?
can we eat their eggs?

NO-ONE WILL TELL ME!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# WARNING
may contain images and topical Easter challenge skeletons
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# May contain and skeletons?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Before he edited it was just "May contain and"
which it probably will
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I found traces of and in this week's newsletter.
All is well with the world.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus respawning in 3....2.....1....
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# leaving the taps on so you dont have to
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# MAN RISES FROM GRAVE, QUARANTINE DECLARED
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Putting the cock in easter egg
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# When you twitter you shitter: Electric Boogaloo
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# About as sexy as a brick
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# contents not suitable for anyone under 36 months old.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# u killed the fucking /board
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] A pea, but an appropriate one...


...kinda.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A revamp of an old movie I created reworked as a gif.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# arf!
splendid :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# oh shit! That dog has one hell of a green non-opposable thumb
WOO!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# ...or
Dogs just love the snack
that keeps coming back!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Happy Halloween everybody!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# so that's where all the potholes come from
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Top vamping!
Edit: It's really fascinating watching them run - edging away sideways then glancing ahead to see where they're going. And one in the middle looking around wondering what's going on.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha Fantastic
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
FENTON!

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Space Hopper

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, also, have a dangly dancing skeleton.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# \:D/ yay he's so dancey
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# What a happy chappy
Lovely shadowage
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I see your space and raise you 5 Dennis'.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# yay!
excellent
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# F5...
ARGGGGHHHH!!
*calms down*
*click*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Morty Deadman
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Still going strong
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Which two fuckers disliked it?
Cunts
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# haha, bugger, wish I`d thought of that :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# pffft
it's pronounced E-Gor!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# frankensteen :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] not using bloody photobucket anymore



(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# look who`s popular :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hehe, perfect look
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that what they call a Cleggnut?? *boom tish*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Sphincteral Democrat
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I can almost see her nipples
(, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Tsunami ghost ship NOM NOM NOM
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# argh damn that word! i really really really struggle not to pronounce the t when i read that in my head
also woo, yay and the h one
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# "ship"?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# But the T is not silent in Tsunami
or is this goatse lols?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# soo-narmy isn't it?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# tsoo-nah-mee
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Pfft
I even heard the sound in my head when the ship started flashing blue...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# I'm liking this, I am
Death Valley chic :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# i like this a lot
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] yaaaay!
and you've reminded me about making this :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# good stuff again man!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# a classic
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha I bet really he's flipping the bird
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# That's how the mouth opens
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# most tasteless display of bird-fisting...evar
:D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahhah
SICK FILTH!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hehehehe
Wearing him like a marigold!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# class
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha
I used to know someone who worked as a bouncer at the Stakis hotel in Blackpool who had some stories about ol' Keith. Very randy bugger allegedly
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# haha!
a worthy fp
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# very much appreciated.
ta.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to tell you how it's going to be

kudos to Clueless Egg Cunt for getting there first ;)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Why are they being so mean to him?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Because every drink they buy
goes right through him...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I guess they would rib him about that
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# that's pretty humerus
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# it tickled my funny bone
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] very nice!
also obligatory pearost


(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# That's jolly nice :)
*clicky*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# merci, merci
and a top weekend to you all
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Nice!
It's the centenary of the sinking in about a week, so double topical
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# and now in 3d
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# He's gone deeper you know....
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:20, archived)
# Ah the 80s!
Yay!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ning Boys!
and Good More-ning girls! - Myleene Klass, Diora Baird and Eliza Coupe.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 7:51, archived)
# and todays bonus round....
Can you guess the Birthday Blokes?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Zach Braff and Norm from Cheers?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)
# O_O

Well done ringo - One out of two!!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)
# *cough* Cliff from Cheers
He's played a part in pretty much every Pixar film since Toy Story.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# ^ Win
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Doesn't he also do Mr. Potatoe Head from
Toystory? Or is it the Piggybank I'm thinking of?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Piggybank
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# is it Dave from no.35 and his dog?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# cartoons for half term, weeeeeeeeeeeee !
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# chicken little
and the truck fella from cars

(theyre not real, wobbly!)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# What do you mean?
Next you will telling us the Easter Bunny doesn't exist!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Diora Baird's rather photogenic :D
*bookmarks google image results
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Rubs legs
and other appendages.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope it hasn't bindun
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# doctored pics only pls
*someone had to say it*

EDIT; Mind de la piss :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] re-record, not fade away... re-record, not fade a-huh?... re-record, not awforFUCKSAKEMAN !

lifetime guarantee my sweaty arsecheeks!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, Deryck Guyler....
Mind if I pea here?

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry] wahey! I am totally doing my first ever compo pea in this thread
and then fucking off and coming back later with something new :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 5:06, archived)
# haha, totally loving this compo
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 5:01, archived)
# as comp's go, it's got legs
...bony one's, but legs nonetheless
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 5:09, archived)
# It looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
That claim was scotched.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 8:14, archived)
# someone's been pausing the porn again
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Fantastico! *click*
It's like a creepier version of The Ring...
(I've done a Scotch one too, great minds..!)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw this and think it should win...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 2:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Winner!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 3:59, archived)
# WOO YAY!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 4:07, archived)
# Fucking A
I think it should win, too.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 4:07, archived)
# This is WWW (Well Worth a Woo)
most people would have just found some generic skeletons to put on there, but I like how you've taken the trouble to match his original poses. A++++ would click again.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Loving the 'tache as well!
Nicely done.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# '
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:41, archived)
# *orders helium suit*
:D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Caption
Even real girls pass their A' levels.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 2:00, archived)
#
Fat girls never get off the ground.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 4:00, archived)
# People hate her
because she's so beautiful
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# She has some power in that right arm of hers to lift all the others :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)

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