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[challenge entry] Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Chief Fritzl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Madonna goes topless for Playboy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Iggy is actually less defined than madonna :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# And has a smaller penis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# this is very well done, and disturbing
so i shall click
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# This needs replies so 'ave it
also stop just posting pics of old wrecks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Sunlight into Milk
Drew this for the author Jasper Fforde to be printed as postcards to promote his new novel: 'The Woman Who Died a Lot' which is the new Thursday Next adventure out in a couple of months.

Sunlight into Milk
Click for bigness

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Lovely arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Tits!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# lovely
while your lovely artwork reminds me
CHECKOUTTHEAUCTIONTHREADANDBIDFORSOMETHINGWHYDONTYOU
thanks, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY Bโ€˜by.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# How wonderfully odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I'm assuming that... it can :)
and nice drawage. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# That's lovely as ever.
And now I'm all excited about a new Jasper Fforde book. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's a photo of me with some tiny fairies I found in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Those are not fairies
Those are men in their underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Cottagingley
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# that's like, kinda gay, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Don't be so offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# ok, in what manner should I be offensive?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Being a lad and offensive to women is still socially acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# cor! look at *some random woman*'s tits!
cor! she's got tits!

*drinks another beer*

When's the football on?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# it's the look of frustrated resignation that makes this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# He's a daily mail reader, you see
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# So if you're referring to the bored, frustated one in the third person
which one in the photo is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# He always refers to himself in the third person
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# at the bottom of your garden ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I think he means they were in his bottom
His man garden
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Strange place to keep fairies
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# well if you know a better place to keep them I'd like to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I'm bound by the fairy code not to divulge where I keep mine
but it's not in my bottom
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Feel da pump!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I'm reminded of babies
And that horrifying soft spot on their heads which pulses.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Fake and G….. oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# ^ ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ohhhhh dont you look like peter mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# just easing myself back in slowly....

Oooops (hopefully fixed)... Yes my Dyslexia does rule KO....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# guard
also boarder? border surely, unless he's extreme to the max :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Does the one in the top pic protect people who rent rooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# *border
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# now that's just being picky
the outline on the right of the bottom one is barely noticeable and an easy mistake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I still havent forgiven JJ for colouring outside the lines on that one sequential art frame
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# dark days man, dark days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I was there man, it was like.. woah...
totally scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Is he still posting?
I put him on ignore after that travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# What does this have to do with pumpkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Border guard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# BUEAORDIR GRUARED
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# GARUD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Dylsexic gourd
Dylsexier gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The fella on top looks like he can't wait to stick a finger up your arse...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Though I could just be projecting...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I think this is a good joke by the way!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ^ What tubby said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# "Tubby"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# How many dyslexics does it take to change a
liguty blub?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# fvie
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# One
It's a lightbulb, not a fucking crossword
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# You should have misspelled one of the words
then this might get some attention
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# thnaks for teh tip
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# It starts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# imaginary wife is imaginary
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# IT STARTS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Have you just got married
in the 1970's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a teeny bit early

Cameron announces the long awaited passing of Thatcher
(click if needed)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hehe. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# :)
shouldn't be long now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# *everyone checks bbc*
*everyone comes back disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# BBC can be quite slow to update sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# It would be handy if it was the first week in June
The street parties are already organised...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Try this:
www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Not a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck!
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# go on, lad, fondle those imaginary breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# haha
used that line often?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# i don't need to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10744346
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# He is always light blue tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# because he is
EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Ohh...It is horrible.
The light blue tie is evidence of evil?
*Trembling*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# don't worry, you only have to fear him if there's anything in your vicinity that can be sold off.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# if he wore red
he would look like even more of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Him and his buddies are all in it together
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] new partnership!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I don't know what's most disturbing about that.
I'm going to go with all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# WET-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# AQ-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh alright then...


*triggers inevitable sequence of posts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
#

Bigger (4.3Mb)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# By pure coinkydink just been reading this on /linkks
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/status-quo-to-star-on-silver-screen-7647826.html
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I agree
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hi smearballs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha, that is mental good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i'm having an omelette with cheese
do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# No
cheese is horrible stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I'm sure you're doing it wrong...
Cheese is fantastic. You haven't only tried plastic cheese slices and spray on cheese and written off all cheeses from that have you?

Fanta stick picture, by the way.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I've tried every type of cheese
The only stuff I can stomach is cheese that doesn't taste of cheese, like mozarella, which tastes vaguely of milk

Anything stronger than a very mild cheddar it's hello projective vom time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# he probably eats the cheese that is veiny and hairy
hairy veiny cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Actually, I don't.
Although the way you phrase it makes it sound incredibly sexy. I'm not that adventurous, I just find that most of what I eat is improved by melting some cheese on to it.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# so this whole cheese thing
was just a ruse to benefit the local cheese marketing board!

I'm shocked! Completely shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# My mum used to be like that - Mozzarella was the only cheese she could stomach
However in her late 50s she found it to be a gateway to other cheeses, and she'll now quite happily have a pasta bake or shepherds' pie with cheddar on top of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Every so often I'll try it, to see if my tastes have changed
so far, they haven't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Can't ask more than that, eh?
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I would expect a man like you to get on very well with cheese
especially in conjunction with the Earl of Sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# You should see what we get up to when we think no-one is watching.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# but this is extra mature red leicester!
it's even got a dollop of branston pickle to go with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Don't make me throw up on you
actually, I'll take the pickle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# if you do, i'll throw up on you
and remember, i'm now full of cheesy omelette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Have you got the metric system over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# i think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# May the doos
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# May the Oods be ever in your favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# To me it looks more like Odos
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Now it looks like Dods
Tickled I am! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] two for the show
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Mind the shoes!
also may I TJ please to trumpet my rare top of board on Sicki with a lolfootball? (u/n snowjoke)
sickipedia.org

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I don't understand it
but then it is a The Footballs joke
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Thanksh Mish RooneyPenny?
I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# No fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Four tanks versus four Elvises
Seems fair
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I don't like bullshitters, I don't like arselickers, I don't like hypocrites...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# RIS

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Er, Ok.
wallblog.co.uk/2012/04/16/grace-dent-has-news-for-her-twitter-troll/

I thought it was big news. I must've been wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# who?
edit: oh I see

she's a whiny bitch that can abuse people but it's wrong and immoral for anyone to abuse her. Yeah, people like that are fucking vermin.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I had only heard of her because she's been on ScreenWipe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# from that link, it appears, anecdotally, that her head is up her ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# it certainly is
Grace Dent
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# waitaminnute
so a 'comedy' tv chat show like Graham Norton's or Johnathon Ross's can take the piss out of celebrities by likening them to ugly people or animals

but someone posts an inclination about someone else on twitter and it's newsworthy?

can't we make a new internet, one that isn't getting slowly buttfucked by governments and people who think they are important?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# well, you see, some people are special and are allowed to exhibit any behaviour they desire
heaven forbid they be on the receiving end of such crap, that's just wrong their poor wittle feelings.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I thought he was being a bit unfair on ugly, abhorrent horses, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Growing up near Taunton, I always called them 'Taunton's.
Mostly because I'm a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Irrespective of the tweet, he should arguably be sacked for being that ignorant of who's on his company's client list...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Should it really matter, though?
I thought that the whole 'views my own' shit in the bio meant you had the right to some kind of opinion. It was done out of 'work hours', so who gives a shit, really? You don't cease to be a person that dicks about just because you're employed.

And the fact of the matter is, she's doing pretty much the same thing, talking shit on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Or he could've got a separate account, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# ^this
remember what happened with Julie Moult, can we do the same to this cretin?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I'd have probably had more of a sense of humour about it than she seems to have had. She's no oil painting, more pontillist.
There are far worse trolls out there.

Did anyone see that programme with Richard Bacon? He might not be anyone's cup of tea, but he's had more than his fair share of nasty trolling over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I saw the Bacon on Celebrity Juice
he was more than happy to take the piss out of himself regarding being sacked from Blue Peter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Well Mr Spock thinks she's well fit.

Must be the beehive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Must bee!


beendune?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I just think in this day and age you need to think about anything you're posting on the internet, irrespective of whether it's from a work or other 'recognised' account
Particularly if it's three clicks between a snarky tweet about someone, to your employing organisation's homepage...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I get that it's a stupid thing to do from his perspective.
But she's Ok to say Stacey Solomon talks like 'she's got fucking mumps' just because she has no tenuous professional affiliation with her?

To me, the answer should be 'yes'. And Stacey Solomon should get the fuck over it. The fella who started it be allowed to express his own opinion. It was clearly a joke and threatening to get him the sack is a fucking arrogant thing to do.

If she were whiter than white, fine. She's not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# She's a columnist - it's her job to sound off about public figures and the like.
He's a PR professional - it's his job to suck up to people like her.

All about knowing one's place ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# One wonders how valuable she is as a client to the PR firm...
That they'd take any notice of who she wants fired.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# you've posted an unpleasant picture of the woman, you must now be executed for being an internet troll
this weeks thought police comes to you from Max Clifford inc.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# execution is a bit harsh
they should be forced to have their internet connection reduced to dialup speeds

1200baud dialup speeds...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about that.
I'm currently in Portishead, where 28k modems are gawped at in awe by the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# THAR BE WITCHCRAFT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I feel sorry for trolls
cos they've now been conflated with bullies and general twats

JUSTICE 4 TROLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Most journalists wouldn't know a troll from a flamer
yet feel qualified enough to churn out column after fucking column about them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Legless could teach them a thing or two.
Trolling comes so naturally to him, half the time he doesn't even realise he's doing it until afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ike can see you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] A new crop circle that recently appeared near Stratford upon Avon.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Awesome stuff...
EDIT Since it's totally dead, have a Bill-related skateboarding kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Very good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# You're bard!
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# aliens in the Bardlands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# E.T. or not E.T.?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hai Q!!
WOO and *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Hi mate
Not been in these parts lately, have I missed much?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hai sirrah!
Dunno, I've been away a bit too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# it's a bit quiet innit?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# BILBO!!!!!
Huzzah!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# here's the recent news for both of you:
a man did a thing with a pencil
Timothy Claypole was caught smuggling clams
Government egg day is on Tuesday (not this Tuesday)
Albania declared independence from Warrington
someone in the news had chips and it was a bad thing because of who they were
someone in the news had chips and it was a good thing for a different reason
Liam Neeson is still here
there was a water shortage everywhere except in the sea and inside full bottles of Highland Spring
Sony announced that the new PS4 will have a special cress-growing tray for 'bio-control'
there was no other news
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Damn you
My desk is shuddering from suppressed mirth!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Well let's see...
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# and Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I sent Newmarket Town Council a very polite email, advising them of the slight whoopsie they made on their posters
...They weren't too interested



*edit* this could be on the wrong board, so advance apologies if that is the case, I honestly haven't a clue where I should post this
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# why would you even inform them? are you a massive grass or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I was curious to find out if it was a prank
Or just what they would say in response
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# yeahyeah, alright plod
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Insp. Ukulele of the Yard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Inspector Lookout of the Yard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# has there been a Burnley?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# massive grass?
like.. a 400 ft wheat or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# don't be silly
it's a 3-ton sticky bud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# you wouldn't be able to remove it!
it'd be stuck on permanently
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# permastick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Not living in Newmarket, I'm struggling with this.
Any chance of a link to the image in question?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# T'was in the newsletter on Friday
i.imgur.com/vvqku.jpg
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Fuck the image, if those local authority cunts used Comic Sans they deserve everything they get
IT'S A POOR CHOICE OF TYPEFACE AND I'M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha :D
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^ this
I've just been looking round the olympic website to see if I can find this listed among approved images - couldn't find anything, but the fact that the official font on which they spent squillions just looks like a slightly more angular verson of TEH SANS was deeply disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# It may be a thing they only give access to if someone's planning an official Olympic event
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# There's a ton of high-res Getty images in the press centre which anyone can access, mostly Village photos though
Is Chobham having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# obligatory achewood comic:
Comic Sans
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha, I think I have just pissed myself...
I remember the original one appeared on the BBC News (or a programme like that).
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Al-Jazeera News?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2007/jun/08/b3tahacksthe


Although I am guessing he does not know the meaning of the word 'hack', well in the computer sense anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# I've had a nosey
round the various official sites and I can't find it anywhere. My guess is some bored council underling who did it for a laugh is probably being hauled over the coals as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Or more likely the underling gave the "images for use" story
and their superiors haven't bothered to chase it up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I hope somebody doesn't lose their job over what is
clearly a simple misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I'm totally gonna mail someone senior in the Council a link to this whole thread
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# No! Don't do it!
Someone with that much power could ban the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# The only other time the internets were in this much trouble was when Jeremy Jones stumbled across five thousand plus 'interpretations' of his workout face on a comedy website
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I'd be interested to see what wording you used to explain the relevance of the meme to a public official :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Unfortunately the response didn't come with a copy of what I said
But I suggested they didn't google "Goatse" on an office computer, and that it was a very rude picture indeed
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# What's the next major public event after this?
I'm going to design and submit a logo that looks like a man forcing excrement into a woman's ear with his cock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Thatcher's funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I like how you kindly blacked out her surname
Because no-one could possibly use Google to find out the name of the Newmarket town clerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# might have done just that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe
"Mr Ball" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# "images to be used for olympic events"
you mean they just googled "olympic logo"? because that goatsee picture shows up in that search


and these fucktards are in charge of important shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# i don't like none of those fonts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# So at least they have permission to use the Olympic name in conjunction with 2012?
For use in their own promotional activities and advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# After having a quick nosy around the Olympic site...
I reckon it was just someone in their office having a laugh.

Oh, and nevertheless is one word, not three.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# In Soviet-occupied Berlin, Man bats you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# These Fallout 3 expansion packs are getting weirder with every release :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha, great
"It's too late Batman, Gotham's fucked!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# with the deepest respect
it's a bit fucking late for the bat signal isn't it?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# To the Bat Cave!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Yay
I wondered if you were on holiday or something, this compo was made for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Just got back from wet 'n' cold camping!
But cheers sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] turkish delight...
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Winged monkies have gone on sale at Woolworths
They're literally flying off the shelves
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# haha!!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# This deserves more replies :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I would reply but I'm stuggling to get what's going on here - unless it's just the complete hatstand factor of an actual crab in actual woods...

EDIT Aha. Just discovered. Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# The new film Cabin in the Woods
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HSVqPBxzHHo

The only reason I know is that the adverts are plastered all over our buses I expect it's crap.

**EDIT** Just read some reviews from established reviewers and apparently is pretty good a bit like Evil Dead but full of twists and some kind of shocker ending. Oh I might have to go the cinema :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It's getting a bit of interest as being not too bad
Mainly because it's by Joss "Buffy / Avengers" Whedon, and apparently goes somewhat sideways from the "expected" in that kind of film.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Yeah just read what Rolling Stone had to say about it looks very tempting actually
www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/the-cabin-in-the-woods-20120412
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# the trailer makes it look like Evil Dead meets Lawnmower man
it's not a cabin in the woods, its a holographic prison! or something

I shall await a review from my trusted colleague Mr Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# I now have the urge to rush off to Amazon and order Cube :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Just heard on Facebook from a fellow driver that it's pretty funny too people laughing out loud in the cinema
if it's anything like Evil Dead meets Sci-Fi then count me in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I saw it last night, it's great fun.
Any film/horror fan will get a kick out of it, lots of surprises and a really good third act.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ouch :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Is the pope Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# ...
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# ... (...)
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# ...(...)((...))
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so disgusted with us
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# You can tell I've got loads to get done today, by the fact that I've just spent ages faffing about with this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# THFH is now armed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# The Hedgehog from Hell?
Is he Clint Eastwood?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Unfortuntely I don't know who did this, but it's definitely not one of mine ...
www.b3tards.com/v/67f98b0e3909eff8f955/perustyle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Haha good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Red Dwarf is nearly a reality...


Click for bigger (401 kb)
(grumblestiltskin didn't do anything useful on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# HOLLY: A computer's gotta do what a computer's gotta do. Let battle commence.
QUEEG: Pawn to King Four.
HOLLY: Horsie to King Bish Three.
RIMMER: It's called a "knight," actually, Holly...
QUEEG: Knight to King Bishop three.
HOLLY: Queen to Rook Eight. Checkmate.
QUEEG: That's an illegal move.
HOLLY: Oh, sorry. Queens don't move like that. I was thinking of poker.
CAT: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging: Every time you make a move, he makes one too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Too slow, Chicken Marengo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# I'm gonna eat you little fishyyyyyyyy
'Cos i like eatin' fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# This is mine. This is mine.
All of this is MINE. Except that bit. I don't want that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I was RISing too, til i saw someone post this on faecesbook
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jucRWjtrcgU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Holy fucking shit
That's a little bit awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Is it a lookalike, CG, or a composite of the 2? Old footage turned into a hologram somehow?
It is rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# I doubt it's holographic
just a projection on a screen which is why there is no level of transparency and why Snoop at no point tries to walk around or through the projection.

But I do think it's a 3D face remap on an actor's body or a full 3D model of Tupac - actually it might just be a a standard 2D projection from a previously recorded show.

They used the face remap technology of Oliver Reed after he died during the filming of Gladiator I think this is more current and better software doing the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah - face remap is probably it.
His movement and trouser cloth looks too good for CG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yes I'd agree even with 3D renders thesedays which are great but they still look like just that, 3D renders.
So I'd go with face projection/remapping.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Wow the replies are bizarre Project Blue Beam haha tinfoil time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I like the way he keeps sliding about on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# moonwalking, innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# be the same sort of setup as those
hatsune miku 'performances' I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
#
A GDZIE MAGIG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# How ya like me neow?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I wonder if there's a holographic drive-by shooting at the end
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# the cfb made up for it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)

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