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# rain jacket


Working on changing perspective -- so many of my drawings are face-on. Drew a lot of shit tonight, with this being the least shitty of the bunch.
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# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:17, archived)
# with that jawline, I'm guessing she's part goat
 
BUT WHICH PART
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:21, archived)
# The witch part!
(Jokel, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Kewl
Have you ever tried life drawing? For learning tricks of anatomy and perspective it can't be beat! Also, you get to see a whole buncha boobs!
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2gxu48MJ1qjvnpjo1_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:48, archived)
# One of the best things to do as practice, is take a long train journey, go sit in a coffee shop or busy city centre
and just draw what you see; people, buildings, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Or fox soldiers with tits and glowing boots
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)
# I drink in the weirdest places some times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Not for a long time...
I need to, though. I can do more realistic drawings, but only with either a subject or copious amounts of source material.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# OMG YOU FUCKING NONCE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PAEDO
*standard board response*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:31, archived)
#
子供描いただけでpaedoって言うなアホー
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Why would you throw paint over children?
D:
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# Because they are cute.
Cute is justice!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# awesome ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Microwave Diorama (1 of 3): 'Urban horror'

Click for 500k and chop it to fit your desktop. Next one (Adventure) in a few days and what is unused from that will fill the third.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:27, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:29, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:31, archived)
# OMG
THE DETAIL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:48, archived)
# Scaled down for posting.
Rendered big!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 4:52, archived)
# No, this is urban horrific. Fantastic is next.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:42, archived)
# ^ I like this so clicked, Hard!

* Especially the Roger Melly bit..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Thanks.
Had to wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mellie the ref there. Sounds fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:47, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:03, archived)
# & OH SHIT!
Plenty of them both and a quite a few "run for it!"s.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
# ARE YOU STICKY? ARE YOU ICKY?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:35, archived)
# I have him slated for the fantasy one.
Although he's in with the musical group at the moment and may end up on the third.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:45, archived)
# CUT OFF TWO OF YOUR FINGERS AND STAB YOURSELF IN THE EYE
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QABkWm4vps4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)
# the end guy is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:20, archived)
# Fight until you've been mangled and cursed to the seventh generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:24, archived)
# GJT
Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:31, archived)
# THX&YOFF
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:35, archived)
# no, but I got a dark brown overcoat
 
..bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:36, archived)
# What is shirt?
I donno...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:42, archived)
# WHERE IT IS. WHERE IS SHIRTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:09, archived)
# With Blue Suede shoes
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:43, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Why thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 6:47, archived)
# I missed my bus looking at this!
Top drawer, behind the mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Haha, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:58, archived)
# I love this
Good job, both of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:09, archived)
# Excellent Job Tahkcalb
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)
# GJT&M
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# 'i like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:43, archived)
# ^ art!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Are those pants to tight Toulouse?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:56, archived)
# no, they're vivienne westwood
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:43, archived)
# no time to lose, no time to lose
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 7:12, archived)
# true love
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:35, archived)
# \o/\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:43, archived)
# Yiff or snack?
Perhaps both.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:46, archived)
# acorn cum
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
# A squirrel without tits?
You are in the wrong forum my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# kiss me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
# where's the gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Cruising for twinks at the garden centers. At least in the northern hemisphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:57, archived)
# that's like... more macho than most vampire movies these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:20, archived)
# I blame Anne Rice
I'm wading through the Vampire Chronicles at the minute and after all the weedy homoerotic tortured tedium of Interview with a Vampire, you get all the weedy homoerotic tortured tedium of The Vampire Lestat. I'm not sure I'll graduate from this one, I'm a bit tired of weedy homoerotic (or explicitly homosexual - seriously, are none of these vampires straight? I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything but are none of them straight?) tortured tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# There are some straight ones but they are paedophiles
Queen of the Damned is shit, basically pages of pseudoscience and dry social theory wrapped around a crêpe-thin plot. The fourth book, in which Lestat becomes human, is quite good although I can't remember what it's called. Vampire Lestat was my favourite one, although I don't think I'll be reading any of them again.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I've read the first three in the past
I'm trying through them again. Vampire Lestat was my favourite, too, but at the minute I'm about three-quarters of the way through and I've suffered about 250 pages of whingeing gayly about Nicolas before wandering gayly around Europe and then gayly meeting the flamingly gay Magnus who he gets really gay with and it's getting really rather tiring.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Alright mongy
my stint doesn't start for another couple of hours usually, it's still early here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)
# stint
hmm, such a good word
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
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#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:44, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:56, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 3:13, archived)
# cats are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)
# FUCK the future
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:40, archived)
# edit: The future is NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Deserves to be a Superhero
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Because he is well tempered.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Is that a classical music joke right there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Grawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)
# The Wookiee Monster! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Ale fled out of my nostrils stumbling across this
you rotter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)
# here was me thinking it was impossible to crowbar star trek into this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Excellent
ChewBacha for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# This is FANTASTIC.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# :)
Cheers matey.
I sometimes worry that I'm thirty years old and spend hours drawing cocks for B3ta....

... fortunately it doesn't last long.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Looking at this and some others in your profile
you draw some of the finest and most ornate CDCs around
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Spoken like a true connoisseurette
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Loves teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# My mum would be so proud of me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# hehe
classic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# The preciousss!

with thanks to b3tan responsible for original 'upset earth' image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# It's not much of a hall of science is it really
it's just a desk with a few bottles on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# This is really quite horrifying
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# "so juicy sweeeeet"
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# JUMPING JEEBUS ON A TRAMPOLINE!
This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Brotherly love

Not sure if Turtles are compo relevant but EWC seems to be getting away with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck! What am I looking at?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# The basement where Moggy intends to "keep" you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Better get practicing gnawing through zip ties.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking HELL.
The Blue Peter poster is the total icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Extra points if you can say why it's included :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Urban dictionary to the rescue
When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".


Or was it because John Noakes was once caught nobbing a turtle in the Blue Peter garden, while Janet Ellis frotted herself against Percy Throwers cold, wet, corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Remember that time when your mum wouldn't let you watch Newsround?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I suppose it explains that one episode of the Really Wild Show
where you could see a turtle with constantly bulging eyes... swimming a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Ellis > Ellis-Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Eh?
Mother/Daughter confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I'm saying that Janet Ellis is greater than Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
That's a fairly obvious statement though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I see what you mean.
But ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I was thinking more in the 80s.
When Ellis-Bextor was in her infancy.

Luckily, though, I also fuck kids.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Here's bum we splayed earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# well played Miss Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Young lady!

But as they say in Belgravia, "vey, vey, droll".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Disturbingly, my local ice cream van's jingle is the Blue Peter theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# It's Johnny Briggs round this way
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# All I can remember about that show
is some dark-haired guy (Jonny's brother?) shoulder-charging the cellar door and then falling down the stairs inside, while mam becomes hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# By the way, can I just say "B3TA Auction"?
This'll go down a storm
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
I do have a couple of high-res pics in there SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM however I will insist on keep drawing /board things at screen resolution purely for Photoshop response time on my slow and shit computer, so 800 pixels wide printed on A4 might not look that great ;)
Far as I know the Auction's closed for new items now anyway, otherwise I'd do some custom Turtles porn while I'm in the right wrong frame of mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Your talents deserve a much more betterer setup.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Far too kind :)
Fingers crossed will be getting a new machine soon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Agreed
Let's all tell Adobe to hire some decent programmers who can actually write efficient software.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# One round my way when I was younger played The Colonel Bogie March
better known as "Hitler has only got one ball"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I've had a few different ones from around my area
like Match of the Day, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, the speeches of Adolf Hitler...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# This is making me chuckle so much!
There's something in the way it trundles along nonchalently
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# That "32 flavors of vanilla" comment is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Nice detail
Blue Peter boat (why???). - got it, see above
Vanilla Ice (maybe???)
And you just made me google 'usagi'. If that's not a reference to Dave from Cirencester, then I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Vanilla Ice... a perfect accompaniment I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# sooooothing, after all that "effort"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Fuck! Ha ha ha fuck!
That's a thing of rare beauty. Vanilla Ice just finishes that off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# The one on the receiving end is chanting "go ninja, go ninja, go" under his breath, in time with the thrusting :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# haha
I'd like to see the next slide involving these with Hitler, a nun and a bear... /cues Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# CANDELLYNESSNESS !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I'd like to see that too...
...oh you want me to draw it...
Happy Candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:39, archived)
# o_0
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10752513
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# That's wonderful.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:28, archived)
# MODS!!!!!!!!
;) J/K WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# [mod edit]
Just to clarify the details above for those that aren't sure:
1. In 1990 Blue Peter showed viewers how to make a sewer base for the original Turtles figures, using little more than two cardboard boxes, a couple of kitchen roll middles and some grey paint
2. Vanilla Ice recorded the appalling "Ninja Rap" for the soundtrack of the second Turtles film, look the video up on YouTube if you fancy a giggle
3. Usagi Yojimbo is a samurai rabbit, a character in his own right but who guest-starred in the late 80s Turtles comics, cartoon and action figure range
4. "Ninja Pizza - home of the nice slice" is the name of the takeway chain which features in the first episode of the original cartoon
5. The sink plunger, toilet brush and ball gag rape scene was cut from the original second series as it was deemed inappropriate for younger viewers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
# He's not wrong, you know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J8OxCPUbrw

Except that last point, that might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Oh man, that's beautiful.
I really want to make one now ... maybe another night when I haven't been drinking :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Ignore them, eat pizza, seduce her.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Thanks all for the nice words :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# he's gonna need some ass ice baby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think you just ruined a few peoples childhoods,
This deserves an click!


*click*
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
# *head asplodes in astonishment*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Minds in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)
# wow
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# NNNGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Did I miss something at the weekend?
Expert tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# What do you mean by tagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# 'Howdy' on the back of the fella, there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Oh, we'll spotted
You might just have saved my job as picture editor for the Daily M...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Ah! The signature of the artist, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# These two? Just some random faces that appeared out of the mists, this morning.
Currently a Bandwagon level entity.
Further study required.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I woud've though that names would've been needed to get full bandwagon status.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# The christening rights are there for any that want to try.
But I guess mr.dogshit should be given dibs on deciding names for them, if they go the distance.
They were his discovery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# oof!! just starting
to sink in..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Right in the nadgers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Right off the ground.
O.O
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I didn't know Zaphod Beeblebrox played football.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Nice block.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:29, archived)
# He loves the smell of plasticine in the morning.


I need the practice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# A Song of Ice and Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# meep meep :D
little fucker is always getting in the shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# It's just so tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# The Wicker Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I'd be surprised if not bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I don't care what they do
How can I book these guys for my funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I'm not saying yesterday was surreal
But we seemed to decide my funeral will be attended by a 6 foot snail with a grin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I'm going to get a ventriloquist at my funeral.
They're going to tie string to my body and make me dance to 'Agadoo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Get them to do the hokey-cokey as they put you in the coffin
Left-leg in, left-leg out, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# And if they're not all up and clapping along to it, I've died in vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Use these guys, I get a finder's fee

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Lacist!



Oh, and nice "lol" slipped in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Oh, you didn't put an address
Never mind, I happen to know it's the dead centre of town.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Hopefully somewhere near Bury.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Do they have an office in Gravesend?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I might have to use a satnav... anyone here use a Tomb Tomb?

Also a vastly exhausted pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Funerlols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Is this where it's obligatory to say,
"would, would, have"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# go for it....
stock replies FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# W/Y/H
/edit fuggin iPad bollox
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Wanking is classed as exercise right?
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# KNEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha... he looks like a leader!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Marry me!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# We have a plethora of kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 5:26, archived)
# What's new pussycat....... Woah, Woah_


(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# i am all of the ris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# phew, thought it was just me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# :(
It is in reference to the fact that he has had that many face lifts he now has to shave the back of his neck .... Loses something when you have to ....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
Loses something when you have to ....

Everything when it uses a dental mirror and doesn't make sense even when you know the punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# oi!
no bullying!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Call the Mods!
We need more Mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9R09GVzTCA&t=4m11s
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# Perhaps I need to get out more :)
....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# haha great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Why is he shaving into a satnav?
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# That's how big his head is!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks!
I get it now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# i'm imagining that sound effect they use for shaving heavy stubble on cartoons right now
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# khrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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# ren & stimpy style
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# haha spruce Bruce :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Classic Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Moby?
Also, which came first - the kiwi or the Bruce?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# His real name is Harry Teef
Which sounds a bit like Hairy Teeth

Which also is ...

No, me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# His only working eye is lodged 7 inches down his own throat.
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# rissing here
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# ooh betty! the baby's done a whoopsie in ma beret! hmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# frank spencer mmm or maybe
this
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Real smooth shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# that's knee very sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ffuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# what the
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# AAaaaaaagh POP IT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# mmmnnmmgghhh O_O
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Fucking Hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# cobra logo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# I need one of these to shave my barse
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# This is how it always starts


And how it always ends.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Have you been listening to Radio 4?
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01g62zk
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# No, the voices in my head won't let me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# i am unnerved
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# ...
sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# A great act of evil shall be done
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# lolly head syndicate
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# perhaps you have discovered their weakness!
Their heads are tasty to lick!

Can they be destroyed in such a fashion?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# RELEASE THE LIKJIGGA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# YES! RELEASE THEM ALL!
*evil laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# how do they smell?
TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# like strawberries in a summer breeze
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# *wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Fez's are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# more fezz'z's'zz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# they're fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I've not had one of those for ages
I imagine they cost about £5 each thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I don't trust the one in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# She won't let go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# that is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# ok, now THIS needs a 3 hour youtube video
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# *subscribes*
*likes*
*adds to playlist*
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Undeniably sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Well, they're not called Queen for nothing.
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# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Aaaagh!
*must stop looking at b3ta before bedtime*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Dude, that's genuinely horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# On the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# this needs to be made into a 3 hour youtube video
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# so suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# A classic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Buffy?
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# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Is it worrying that I can identify Sarah Michelle Geller from just her eyes/nose?
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# Not if you watch a lot of buffy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Well to be fair, there are also some eyebrows and a nose in the picture

and I recognised her too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# hhahaha best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Thanks for digging these two up.
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# TBH i saw them on reddit
I just stole them for our enjoyment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I was giving you kudos for your prodigy mix, earlier
I GAVE YOU KUDOS!

also
www.b3ta.com/board/10751509

most hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# dawwwwww ta
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# woah!! holy fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# It's time to start GURNING!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# LEEK!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *instant loituma*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I looked that up and got scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# No
It's lovely.
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# I appear to have no bandwidth juice to watch youtube atm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I like the tall frumpy one who drops a beat at 1:32
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# Indeed
I think it's a lovely piece of music

also: HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I'm trying to remember if I've seen a version where the girl on the left gets a solo.
I'm sure I have.
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# She's the quiet one
I bet she's a beast in bed

relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# WHAT HAS THAT HARLOT DONE TO THAT POOR INNOCENT LEEK?
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# Recreacion de Leek spin por caramelita
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Oh wow
I've found something amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I enjoyed that
but there were definate Vic Reeves club singer moments.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# no loitumaring here
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I bought two of their albums after leekspin
Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# the pipes

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:3WDuyW7QQoNcwMSvopvUIP (Go With The Flow by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# too late for the pipes, the pipes are full of raisins!


edit: to add O_O hahah wtf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# i like the part with the peaches
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# especially when that guy drew the peaches
it was clearly a metaphor for FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Ray
Sins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
#

spotify:track:3GbiqeOPAZWKK4WbINrv1N (No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:2Bz2Q1JNwwPj40T9AvzE7f (Make Some Noise by Beastie Boys)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# you have inspired my next paint.exe epic
I don't know if you should be proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# most proud
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Leek is awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# nothing beats leek!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Alright Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I am craving leek based nutrition now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# You are a divorced woman now?
I thought you were a sixteen year old nun with ears like a rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I fixed it
It was strange mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# No, silly
What Dave is saying is "I've divorced my woman, but it's fine, she can keep the two-bedroom semi, I don't mind, I quite like my bed-sit actually and to be honest I spend 4 days of the week out with the truck, so Im rarely at home anyway.

I suppose that's what started it really, she said I love that truck more than her, which isn't really true, but with me not able to have children I didn't really have anything else and I suppose she's still got a couple of years left before 'the change' so she might find someone who can give her the family she always wanted.

And me? Well I'll always have Maria, I suppose, and now at least I don't have to hide my sketchbook in the truck where 'she' can't find it, and these new friends I've found on the Internet seem very understanding really. I know I've acted like a bit of a prick sometimes, but it's nice that they so quickly welcome me back into the fold"

I think that's what he's saying, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Well,
All I can say is I found the first series of Little Britain funny. But then I realised it was the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# What's that Skippy?
You're HIV negative a type of onion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# The internets inform me that 'Negi' is a type of onion.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# A fine vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/782972
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Wait a minute, didn't you leave for ever or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
www.leekspin.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Let's not watch that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# his face is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I reckon he has that expression constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# he could battle for top spot in FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# he is more like FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# this reminds me
I must take one of those. A leek, not a spring.

[Yay!]
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# why do we say "take one" when we are ultimately "giving one"
it's most confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I think it's because
you'd take a leek and give, in return, a stream of warm urine. Only the practice of having a pile of fresh leeks in lavatories is sadly in abeyance.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# maybe it's reverse psychology!
AHHHH

AHHH! AHHH!

*makes the ahhhh symbol*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# *thunk*
Message for you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Now about the captains "log"
oh dear, and his log "entry"

maybe... not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# there's no excuse for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I know.
I just...

I know.

I

*Sadface*

*looks at shoes*

edit: it's paint.exe that's what it is. it's making these things happen, I can't control paint.exe, it's in my mind with it's extreme colours and dangerous spline tool. I'm scared, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# thar be many more crap jokes ahoy, captain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Meanwhile in Soho:

 
Zero for effort...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I don't give a stuff if it is all in Japanese, Biggles. Get us the fuck out of here!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Right-ho, Captain.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Chocks away, El Cid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# horrific pun
so *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# This is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Haha. Effort for Zero
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I actually laughed
at this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Yay
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
A fine fighter, thank heavens we figured out they could be shot up nicely from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Ta
something about shooting up models from behind...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# The Pilot's seat lacked some otherwise standard piece of metal or something
that would have afforded the pilot protection from bullets, for greater agility. The Allies sussed this and shot them to pieces at Midway

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I'm suspecting the whole plane "lacked metal"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# and from the front, if a Tamiya examination of one at the imperial war museum to get measurements was anything to go by, they were actually surprised.
very thinly armoured around the the front roundy bit.

/obscure geekery with slight memory loss blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Moments like this
we need Max Hastings to be a b3tan and clarify these things once and for all
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# yes, and not the mentally diseased ramblings of people who vaguely remember stuff but erm.. what was I saying?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I knew this was going to happen, yet I still laughed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Huzzah!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# this reminds me
there was this model who was trapped in a wardrobe

she couldn't get out

She was completely Stuka


I'll just leave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Stuka loopy nuts are we...
... me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
with a load of bombs and a siren too.
or something
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# *random clunking noises*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Is this puerile?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# ^ That's nuts that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# yes
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# he took a CHANCE cube

spotify:track:3rPFO1SnHNm0PKIrC5ciA3 (Dark Rain by Current Value)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Captain Caveman is all minge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# fuck nose
spotify:track:6YO9X4EuivMItGXSU0W0d0 (3's & 7's by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
Is it wrong if this gives me a tingle?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I say just enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Captain Pudendal Cleft
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I love it when you talk dirty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Scary minge, could be a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# i've only ever seen Caavie as a big fat hairy nut sack...
zowie :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# This one always gives me the giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Mr. Peanut is pure, unadulterated evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# A terrified woo here
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# He has no eyes...
...but he still sees me...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# As bad as THIS gaze
www.b3ta.com/board/10750618
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# A purple link? I've seen this befo-NOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# 'evil cackling'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# salty !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# *lower lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# he looks like he's forgotten how he got there
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# "Oh goodness... Oh gosh... Oh my..."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Actually, looking at it again I imagine him thinking.
"Dammit, where's my hat? I can't go home without it again, the wife will go spare."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I must complain. I am allergic to peanuts.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# My favourite slash fiction pairing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hehe he looks firmly planted :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# hahahaha
they need names
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# i think the one on the right is called george
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Bungle S. Finger and Vin De Loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Squeezy and Rapey?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Clo and Aca.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Frank & Frank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha.
*jumps onto bandwagon*

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Pffft!
So who are these two anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# They were posted by mr.dogshit, this morning.
All I can tell you is they're both runners.
The rest of it is up to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Looks like two faces one might pull, if they have the runs.
The one on the right is the result of a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Is that one upon recieving a whiff of your hasty deposit and finding it palatable?
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# It's when you flush the chain and realize what a fucking mess you've made of the bog.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I like meester dogsmuck, he made the greatest prodigy mashup
youtu.be/lhZVDTmubJE

ever
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
*goes off to another dimension to collect my brian*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Short. Punchy.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I keep meaning to edit the film 'Shoot Em Up' to it
I will, at some point
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Death by carrot.
Do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# i will
also The Raid looks wickedbad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Best action film I've seen in years.
Like 'Game of Death', only with more of everything and running at double speed.

Grab it if you can, Dek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I was going to the cinema to see it, like a dufus
have you seen Cabin In The Woods?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# This week is all about 'The Avengers'.
But I'll probably give it serious consideration, next week.

'Take Shelter' is well worth a watch - my Film of The Year, thus far.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Royk1RsTtcc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# interesting with the new ZOD
also check out Friedkin's new one

spotify:track:1k4lRM7YrGxJerGbf9VzXk (Super Disco Breakin' (2009 Digital Remaster) () by Beastie Boys)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Roger that, skipper!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I have the Flowers !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
She-ra wondered why her outfits were all stretched
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
#

spotify:track:6RgnT9qHsV6ABo6Ett7uhW (Speedlearn (Empathy Mix) by Higher Intelligence Agency)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# curse of the half lime palm tree background
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Looks like tiled volcanic ejaculations
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# moar nut sacks
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Wait, which one is dead again?
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# 'shudders'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# that explains the swing-out-sister bob haircut
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# RELEVANT SONG DEPLOYED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# ^ Would
Would Definitely wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# The wheel of morality moment at the end of this show should be a doozy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn... Tell us the lesson we should learn.
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# uh huh
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
I like the colour ... I like the way it's cut
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# It's HOT PINK !
lets go clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# she-man and the man-sluts of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# ...cringer became the mighty Batty-Slut
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# haha i'd like to see him try the shoes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

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