Finished uni yesterday (just gotta wait for my portfolio to be marked), so begins 4 months of doing fuck-all. Well... a little more than fuck-all, but yeah.
The outline for this was done in biro, but whether I should compo it or not... I'll let you lot decide.
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sat 5 May 2012, 20:52,
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Maybe you should just make sure your furry stuff is 404 pixels wide
HappyToast would never grumble about your pictures again!
(On a serious note, I don't think HT meant any harm by that "in less than 10 words..." comment -- I'd just take it as making fun of furries on the internet because it's a long-standing tradition.)
(EvilTerranrearranged his letters on,
Sat 5 May 2012, 20:58,
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no that was serious, his parents keep phoning me asking
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:00,
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Would explain why I haven't heard from them for a while.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:02,
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How did they get your number?
I wouldn't think them the sort to pay any attention to those cards in phonebooths.
(EvilTerranrearranged his letters on,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:07,
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There's a worldwide "I'm worried about my child" helpline which goes straight to HappyToast's old 3210
He tried to turn it off, but the people in the TV said that they would hurt him if he didn't turn it back on.
in the "If you have been affected by any of the issues..." bit after an apisode about furries.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16,
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I run a help session for parents of Furry perverts
I've been trying to get JJ's mum through her crippling disappointment for 5 years now, Bourbon Fox's parents are new customers.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16,
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You are aware that happytoast is famous, right?
And that people impersonate him.
NO REALLY
They do :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21,
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Fox, it's well known I have a thing for drawing the Niccals
You like to draw your fave character. Don't change. You put up enough worthwhile commentary and support on this board so don't feel guilty about posting your stuff, okay?
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 6 May 2012, 2:32,
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Mm, true; I guess that gives me one over those that dump a picture every now and then, but do nothing else.
If this year of uni has taught me anything, it's that I'm too unassertive, too passive. Basically, I need to grow a pair. XD
In any case, I need to get some sleep; it's just gone past 3 over here =_= nighty night, all!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 6 May 2012, 3:12,
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post what the hell you like
no really
post it
no matter what is done on here, someone will be offended, so why give a poop, unless it's not an actual photograph of an RTA victim covered in runny shit while Jeanette Crankie rubs herself against them really any complaints are just internet wees.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:18,
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Mm, I just feel there's a better place to post stuff like this.
But you're right, it's impossible to please everybody.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:28,
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that's the spirit!
in that vein!
^__^
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:32,
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This never ceases to intrigue me. :D
I mean, what is that? A plunger? A severed human ear on a stick?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:55,
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Due to a semi coherent drawing style... it could be anything
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15,
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Instantly heard this to the tune of David Bowie's Let's Dance
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:57,
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Put on your bear suit and fuck some gnus.
(It's all I could think of to rhyme. :S)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 23:01,
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Oh hell, I laughed at that!
*sings under breath*
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 6 May 2012, 2:37,
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It's clearly a Yowie plumber
:) I like it.
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 6 May 2012, 2:36,
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time to plunge those blocked pipes
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 6 May 2012, 11:16,
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Well
there goes THAT drawing *scrunches up paper into a ball and tosses into bin*
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 6 May 2012, 2:35,
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hahaha
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15,
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i think what i don't get is the fur.
surely it's better just to draw humans with tits..? :)
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sat 5 May 2012, 23:24,
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That's what I generally do
I don't get many comments or complaints, so make of that what you will.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 5 May 2012, 23:58,
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Are you suggesting I draw more humans?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 6 May 2012, 0:12,
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yes. but only ones with tits.
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sun 6 May 2012, 0:15,
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Humans, with tits?
That's just weird. :P
But yeah, I need to stray away from yifftits for a while, methinks.
At least on here, fuck knows who'd want me posting all this shit. XD
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 6 May 2012, 0:30,
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heh, nah doesn't bother me in the slightest what people draw/post
furries are no worse than the countless shit i've made involving freebase, and a generally whole a load more talented as well...
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Sun 6 May 2012, 0:58,
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It does seem rather unassertive to just bend to someone's opinion, I just don't want to make enemies on here.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 6 May 2012, 1:07,
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What-ho Bourbon, good news on the uni finishing
Your fox lady also seems to be enjoying some time off
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 20:35,
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On second thoughts... they're the kind that M. Bison has in Street Fighter, I think.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 19:23,
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I think it's bad that you don't already have them
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 20:05,
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Preston's wank for buying boots with metal plating. :(
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 20:29,
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Had to read that a few times...
Yes, I imagine it is. Only been there once. It rained a lot.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:03,
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Yeah, it was quite badly worded, have to admit.
It's like an eighth of Manchester or Liverpool. An eighth that is full of charity shops and takeaways.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:05,
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Nah, don't worry it made me smile, thought you were talking about the twerp from The Ordinary Boys for a minute
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 21:13,
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*pretends to know what you mean* :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 22:01,
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The Ordinary Boys were a very popular band in about 2006
Their vocalist was called Preston. He is a twerp. He once flounced off the set of Never Mind the Buzzcocks because they were taking the piss out of his wife. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 23:02,
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Dirty boy.
Picked up a copy of the Metro on the train yesterday, and my puerile humour and limited image manipulation urges kicked in.
(barstRdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:54,
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He's got a
White dog turd on his head!
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:58,
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Racist.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:12,
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HEADLINE: Unexpected Poo Portal Surprises Soccerball Player.
Told my medic girlfriend this in joke format she didn't get it. Turns out a Biro is a medical instrument.
(groovypoodleTerribly inept, please forgive,
Wed 9 May 2012, 0:08,
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As it's a slow board
decided I'd have my first go at making a gnops...
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:27,
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good effort! also, jay leno chin
this is the deadest it's been in a while
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:29,
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Deadest since Christmas (not counting gayshift hours)
and thanks!
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:56,
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well, i haven't been about much
what with the snooker being on and all
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:04,
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Yah, I've taken your top-spot on board stats
Good to see you about at all though
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:13,
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good to be about!
i've been so busy lately, it's ridiculous!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:15,
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You're so fucking ridiculous sometimes!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:27,
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I ALREADY DID!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:28,
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:29,
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i DARE you to say that to my hamster
because i haven't got one
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:33,
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They are all so ridiculously busy.....
It'd be ridiculous of you expect one of them to have the time for you to have one...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:39,
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they need to relax
and try one of my cider lolly ices
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:44,
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Ow nice..... :-)
I make (Lambrini cheep replica stuff) and cider into ice cubes in summer, to keep my drinks cold, so it doesn't go all watery with plain water ice cubes!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:49,
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nice!
i don't mind a drop(bottle) of lambrini/cassini myself
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:51,
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I can't find a cheeper way to buy alcohol :-)
Just wish it didn't rot my stomach!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:55,
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i'm working on how to make my own booze
if i ever manage it, i'll be comatose for about a month!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:01,
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So would I !
Although I'm just about to start abstaining for a couple of weeks unfortunately :-(
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:08,
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just waiting to get my date for surgery
then no booze for 6 weeks before or after :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:11,
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Arrrrge!
Look on the bright side though, all the money you save will be waiting in the bank for a nice holiday or big shopping trip when it's all over :-)
Edit, the stopping isn't that bad either, I'v drunk to drunkeness every night for the past 12 years, I stopped a couple of weeks ago for a whole week, at the end of the week I didn't miss it, but then stupidly started again, so have now got to stop from scratch again...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:17,
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That's a good idea, although doesn't freezing kill the alcohol?
I guess that would then be a reason to do it with cheap stuff
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:00,
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i hope not!
i've got half a dozen lolly ices waiting to be eaten!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:02,
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No freezing doesn't kill the alcohol.
If something contains a lot of alcohol thought, it just won't freeze in a nomal domestic freezer...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:05,
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I must have been misinformed...
It's a pity I don't have a freezer
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:11,
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If you can't afford one at the moment...
get on freecycle.com for a free one ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:15,
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Thanks
but I hardly used it, so when it broke down wasn't worth replacing. And it's probably not worth it just for the benefit of making gin lollies.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:21,
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
Anything is worth it for a gin Lolly!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:25,
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Well I also have this liquid gin
that isn't as cold
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:30,
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You're BOTH ridiculous
and that's that
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:59,
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well, i try
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:00,
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What a ridiculous thing to say...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 17:09,
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As gnops go,
this is good gnops :)
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:40,
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Young creative team back in the '80s took their book to show a creative director at a London ad agency. The CD proceeded to look through the book using a Sooty puppet to turn the pages in complete silence. When he'd finished he moved the puppet to his ear, looked at the young team and said "Sooty doesn't like it". End of meeting with a complete cunt. (True story - I won't repeat his name because I can't bloody remember)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 5 May 2012, 16:10,
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really? that's fucking fantastic if it's true. thats the shit i'd do just to fuck with peoples minds. CEOs just ain't the same no more...
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:01,
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Joli dessin!
I mean, nice drawing! :D
I'm probably gonna start on something today; finished uni yesterday, so I've got TONS of free time now.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 11:39,
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Ouhh, I envy you so much!
thanks Fox. I'm still doing assignments here, not much drawing going on, not serious stuff anyway, but I do like the little funtime ones I get to do here, breaks the monotony! You finished Uni? For good or for the year? Either way, well done :)
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 11:47,
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Handed in my portfolio yesterday, just gotta wait a week or two for the assessors to mark it
then I'm done for about 4 months :D I should probably get a small job over Summer; there's a lot I wanna do this year.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 11:52,
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What are you studying, if I may ask?
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:29,
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Illustration, which is pretty much just art and design. :)
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:36,
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Oh nice!
Doing Diploma in Occupational Health and Safety here. Cool stuff, but after 2yrs, I'm over it. Another six months and I'm FREEEEEE! Plus they'll pay me more and I get to put some letters after my name *rolls eyes* not that I will.
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:38,
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then you'll be known as Shazzoirebnmdmlfg.
That'd be awesome, no letters after my name, sadly :(
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:47,
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I can see I'm going to need new business cards :)
You made me laugh, Disco, in a good way.
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 13:18,
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:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:03,
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Nice :D
I was considering sticking with graphic design like I did in college, but I felt I needed to improve my drawing a bit.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 5 May 2012, 13:00,
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Lovely..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 5 May 2012, 12:54,
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:) Thanks
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 13:19,
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* prints out
* draws glasses on with a biro
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 5 May 2012, 13:19,
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I like this colour drawing of a dog
(Mighty Nibuswho dares gins | @nibus,
Sat 5 May 2012, 13:51,
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Another thingy
Pretty sure this is far too obvious but he might like it.
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 14:37,
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And another
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 5 May 2012, 15:54,
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I love it. Thank you. :)
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 6 May 2012, 4:32,
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You're most welcome
:)
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 6 May 2012, 6:04,
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