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# Berk! Feed Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# :D
that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# No need for small talk. The contents of my pants are yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# any plans for your birthday?
If I'm free I'll swing my pants down your way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# \o/
No plans, thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Happy birthday..
Posterise and edge a picture of yourself or it aint true!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Ta very much, but it won't be until Thursday.
In other news: Almost 15k. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Buys a supply of mind bleach in anticipation of your celerbratory post! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I did one for 10k and was underwhelmed by the lack of people gaz'ing me for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Everyone knows I'm an aging old scruffy bearded hippy....
So no one bothered even asking for a naked photo on my 10,000
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I don't think I'll do one for my 10k...
I don't want to be made responsible for the burned out eyes such a photo would cause. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# That's not the point
It's the creative use of SFW nudity that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# To right Drunken Jack Sparrow
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# that was a fantastic waxing session we had
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# It's a condition!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
waxing bumming
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# no, we definitely did both
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yay :-)
You pair of smoothies!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Wax on
Wax off
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Your skirting boards are nice and clean.....
It's amazing how many b3tans post pictures of themselfs with dirty skirting in the background...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# or even neglected wainscoting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# i hate seeing filthy dado rails
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# And filthy dildos too
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# filthy Didos'?
nice legs, shame about the wtf? is that anyhow?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# The horror ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# What the cheerfull grilled bread product bloke said. ^
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Foolsssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# You cannot kill that that does not live
Judge Death chooses not to inhabit such a horrific host body
etc etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# He'd rather spend a thousand years encased in Boing™.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# haha BOING!
a) I'd forgotten about boing and b) childish erection noises to accompany boobs :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Encased in carbonite, they'll be quite safe in there.... as loang as they survived the...........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I had a dream about a particular person on b3ta last night
specifically that they were a small-time actor who had appeared in Harry Potter and that my sister was in love with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I was in Harry Potter.
I was the one in the Hogwarts uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Yiffindor!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# fine, it was me
i was hagrid's stunt double
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# No
It was actually Emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
hmm, may well miss my candleday tomorrow, what with it being a bank holiday, the parents being in llandudno and me spending most of the day getting pissed and watching the snooker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I think it still counts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# was it the delightful FUNTUBEtorturer from Links?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# He could certainly inspire nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I thought I was weird, having dreams about people from b3ta.....
Even though I'v never met anyone (Except one) from here and have no idea what they look like or sound like or act like...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Do b3tans dream of eclectech/sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Not so far :-)
Last dream I can remember is.
I was flying in a jet fighter having a dog fight, but behind my pilots seat there were 2 sofas facing each other, accros between a people carrier and a motor home, I won the fight, then I was a spy, but I realised I was also a dog, and spied by traveling around London in a taxi, and had to got to number 10 to report directly to the prime minister.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Dreams are proper mental.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Best part of any day..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Crikey
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# The most interesting dream I can remember from more recently
is I was on a subway train with an SAS soldier, involved in some sort of firefight, so we had to disconnect the carriage the enemy were in. When we got to the surface, it was in Blackpool, and there was a dreadnaught firing on the promenade.

Oh, and then there was one where I was in some sort of special forces squad sneaking around uni, when we were stopped by security.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Andy McNab said his worst experience when on a particular opo was....
"Being stopped by a university security guard"
Should have placed a claymore outside his office...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I've been trying to lucid dream lately
mainly because a majority of my dreams are nowhere near as exciting as that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Put your alarm on a 20 minute snooze cycle,
And just keep going back to sleep, works a treat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yeah, I've heard of something like this.
Except it was sleep for 6 hours, stay awake for an hour then go back to bed. I've tried it and it just doesn't work.

That idea seems valid though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Try it for four hours instead of six
You might find that fits your cycle a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah~ I usually start having more vivid dreams when I'm forced to hit the snooze button a number of times.
Even in five minute intervals I can get some interesting results.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Yes I forget to say....
Set the alarm for a couple of hours before you would have had a full nights sleep....
Also works a treat in you get rat arsed the night before and are incapable of getting up, but you just keep setting that alarm to interupt your sleep every 20 or 30 minutes or so
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I do tend to find I have more interesting dreams if I'm piss-drunk. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
#
Going to sleep while listening to an audio-book works.
(Flat Top, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Ba doom tish!
*clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 7 May 2012, 4:46, archived)
# Did you create that creatures design?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# No, sir.
Judge Death is a recurring character from 2000AD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death

And Maggie was hatched from a serpent's egg in 1925.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Globbtastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Globulization!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# that's a cool house....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Stay out of my stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I'm happy living in Atomics cupboard at the moment :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I would imagine the stash factor is off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Shush!
He thinks he's beem smoking and drinking loads more recently, he's not twigged I'm stealing it when he's passed out!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# yay! :)
they need to make this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ^^^ This
I'd buy the 6-hour director's cut box-set DVD.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# ^ also this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# YES
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# *Glees and clicks*
The Glob possesses Superhuman Class 100 strength and is allergic to consumme.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# woo! stay away from that crack whore
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Blessings upon the House of the FP Giver!
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# woo & for the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# don't you open that TRAP-DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh globbits.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 7 May 2012, 3:45, archived)
# The Moon is the closest it will be all year.


Click for bigger (50 kb)
Taken with a Nikon D80 200mm lens, turned out quite well I thought.
Having moved from Manchester (UK) to California, I have discovered there are things above the clouds(We don't really do clouds here), including a thing called the Moon. Who would have thunk it?

It's okay though I have a plan to catch it.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# We just tried poking it with them
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# A valiant attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# If in doubt, poke with a stick.
Edit:- Si in nuto poke per a virga

All I need now is a coat of arms, cats rampant of course.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I understand all of that except for lballoonl
I don't know what that is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# You'll need half a bottle of vodka 15 pirates and a large amount of various herbs to smoke and it will be come very clear.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Blue Moon
C'mon City!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I'm happy you posted this
It's too overcast to see much more than a big glowy thing in the sky above Brisbane. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# that's actually an alien spaceship
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon!
The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! Lunar. The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# There are clouds across it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H49Je_Bb41M
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# That's no moon!
(Someone had to say it)
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Yes it is you bellend!
Anybody can see that.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# *nods in agreement*

[x] MOON
[ ] NOT MOON


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# It's not a moon
It's a picture of a moon
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Great result
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# When you are the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Started looking for Tom Waits' I'll shoot the moon...
...and ended up browsing old clips of You're Innocent When You Dream...and dug up The Black Rider from the basement. Thusly clicked =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Why so CDC-rious

Also a new Sega video game
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Deposites another 10p
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# It's an epic game

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# What is the object of the game?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# some kind of twitchy throbber control it seems
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Level 48!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Woo :)
This has given me a massive flashback to many hours wasted playing Maelstrom at work (one of the 1st half decent games available for the Mac early 1990's)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Works best in a Northern accent...

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# penis head ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# good afternoon
borderline nsfw what with having a drawn fanny, but meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely would :D
nsfw
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# What she siad
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# She has no pants on 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Nice Bobblers.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I bet it was tricky for her to take her bra off with those gloves on
they don't look very practical.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Just a matter of practice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Phwoar

source?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Just use "search google with this image"
Result, visually similar images: www.fancydressoutlet.co.uk/images/BA300.jpg
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Pffft #2
She's very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ha!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 7 May 2012, 0:27, archived)
# NIP!
MIMSY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Cor, she's right in the nuddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# funny how a collection of lines can look just like a fanny
also: this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# *drops monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# That is fantastic!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 6 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I am still finding it hard to see how this has not been Modedited?
EDIT: to see how this has not been Modedited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# NSFW!
Fortunately, I'm not at work at the moment. I like this picture very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 7 May 2012, 5:32, archived)
# Who hell she?
I like her. A lot.
(Snowflake, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I drew this and think it should win the compo...
Apologies for quality (i mean that in every way...)
i drew this and
(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Watch out 9/11
Hulk Hogan is coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Yours is very good but...
x 2
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10762816
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Mine was better. *
Mine was done with feeling.

Also done behind the back of my boss who was looking at me curiously as I was furiously scribbling on my A4 Pad.

* Mine was crap. This deserves to win the compo.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 May 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Th new fragrance by Madonna


Click for bigger (39 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# The Fighting Tena Dares
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Biro doodle

under the influence of tramadol, paracetamol, ibuprofen and gabapentin :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# The gloves are off, I see
*giggles* I love the barely adequate Y-fronts a LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# They're a portal to his milky way :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I thought it was a pulsar.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Quadropants
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Gabapentin
The Ramones' favourite medication
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I can recommend it if you want to know
what it's like to be zombified O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Nicely:)
under the influence of acid
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# haha these are ace :D
I'm going to spend the rest of the day tripping to the top one
can I add/steal it for my profile please?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# These are ace's
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
woo!! edit: spending tooooo much time scrolling down here :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuck















(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# To infinity and beyond
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Don't forget to take a packed lunch
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I went into a bit of a hypnotic state gazing upon that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Yay! More Hypno!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Argh my brain was fucked up enough as it was
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# The brain pocket has many spaces to fill
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# This is like, woah, spacefuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Take acid more often Herman!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# this is positively, woah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Crazy crazy!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# nice one! bloody pants are a bit tight, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# at least they don't need to take their pants off
for a poo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hahah! oh man
Loving this. Deadly combination! :D *starts humming 'Dad's Army' theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Haha - top stuff!
You'll be as good as E Dubya soon!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha, that's fuckin ace
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha they're lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't think this one's a repost
Frog and Ants by biro-art.com
There's a sequel too.

More silly things drawn with a biro.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# This contains awesome and win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 6 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I no longer know how to use a biro. XD
Wonderful work :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Point Front At Enemy
no, wait, that's a L.A.W.

I dunno either.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Super Uber
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ouhhh, this is gorgeous stuff!
The shading and detail is second to none, and I love the humour of it too.
This gets a MASSIVE click from me! Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# it looks like
*puts on sunglasses*

You've upped the ante
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# :D
*Clickies*
Your stuff always puts a smile on my face biro-bloke.
You obscenely talented bastard you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Thank 'ee
Mr Weather Man.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Now this is cute
:D They seem quite militANT
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# noooooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I've never seen it so slow here...
Is there something incredible on the telly or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I'm up late because I was busy posting undeniable artistic masterpieces at 1:10AM.
Love the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Whee! Thanks
Are you posting b3ta stuff???
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# It's a Bank Holiday Weekend in the UK, so excessive alcohol consumption takes precedent.
There was also the matter of the FA Cup Final, yesterday, which may have distracted an unknown percentage of b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# That's probably it, Captain.
It's a long weekend here in Aus, too. Labour Day tomorrow, but I've no idea how many Aussies contribute to the board so I guess it's going to be quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# The great Flouncequake of 2011 took LS18, who posted a fair bit.
The aftershocks have rippled into 2012, claiming a few other frequent participants.
Twitter also claimed a large chunk of b3tans about 18 months ago. The conversations that used to be held on here were taken elsewhere, and many of those that departed rarely return.
Normally, these gaps are filled by new members, but the days of Newbie Tuesday being awash with 'L' plates also seems to have fallen dramatically.

The reasons for this are legion, and I'm sure most people have their own opinions as to what those reasons are.

EDIT: Add to that a distinct lack of Valin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Personally, I blame the scapegoats.
Those bastadrs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Bastadrs!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2WhctlRHY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# BASTADRS!!
*shakes fist with furious strong!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# That is an epic fishy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# :) You are a love
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# That's a bit lovely
He looks happy to see us too :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Thank you!
He does look most genial for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It is a bit quiet on here today, isn't it?
I mean, my thread is STILL on this page. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Leaving threads all over
MY GRANDSON COULD FALL OVER THEM!

AND CHOKE TO DEATH!

MY GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
# There should be a warning on pictures with small pixels, sharp points, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# crikey, pixels have sharp edges
unless it's on an old telly in which there are a variety of slighty rounded edges
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Is innit
Maybe there are biro masterpieces in the making
alas not from me as my hand is borked :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Sucks :(
I'm probably gonna make a start on a biro-drawn GIF today. Dunno what I'm actually going to animate though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Animate my fox character!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I already did one of them, the one actually named Bourbon Fox.
I did have an idea of animating them both, but it's just a case of getting reference, for different angles of a gun that doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# You'd probably find this book handy if you could find some way to order it.
kotaku.com/5904231/manga-girls-show-improper-gun-and-knife-use/gallery/1

I'd just be wanking over the pics of the girl wearing latex.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Interesting.
I know there's an arts and crafts shop nearby full of books like this... but they don't open till tomorrow, and the books probably cost a fortune :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Fox with tits? :D
I was looking forward to doing some arts but my stupid old hands refuse to let me hold a biro
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hmm... maybe.
The idea mentioned above is pretty damn good. Just a case of putting it down on paper, and making it actually look decent. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# What did you do to your appendage, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Tried using a biro!
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
# do you have "gentleman's claw hand" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# My hand has become deformed from only ever holding a mouse and cups of tea
*but probably the claw thing as its the tendons in fingers, hand and arm up to the elbow
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# still, with a wielded mouse or cups of tea one can take over the world.
So it becomes a matter of perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Damn you've exposed my evil plan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I hope you are petting a fluffy, white cat as you speak...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
# That's excellent.
What is that, Oil pastel? Lovely effect.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Nobby, it's plain old colouring pencils on sandpaper
Many years ago when I was a starving art-material-bereft person, I couldn't afford to buy proper toothed pastel paper or pastels, so I figured the next best thing was sandpaper. Over the course of six months, I did a lot of messing about and found that 400 - 600 grit black sandpaper gave me the best results, it takes and holds the colour brilliantly and you get this amazing soft texture! Fur and feathers come up really well with this technique, and I've got a few pics on my wall of my finished ones. Sadly my hard drive died late last year, so I only have a few pics of those, but I'll see if I can scavenge one or two up from my ImgageShack account. Thanks for the lovely compliment, too *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Absolute-mutherfrikkin'-genius!
I've got to get me some sandpaper. STAT.
TO THE NOBOMOBILE!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# As threatened, I found another one


I'll probably chuck a few up here every now and then just to lull everyone into a false sense of security before BLAM! More Murdoc and Kurt silliness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# this is lovely
i have a thing for parrots/parakeets. wouldn't ever want to keep one, but i think they're amazing looking creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Pretty bird!
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# that's genius innit
I've never heard of this before, maybe it could start a movement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Well, I was going to build myself a webpage, bought the domain SandpaperArt for it and all
but that was years ago and I'd say it's lapsed by now so the field is WIDE OPEN

Anyway, I'd rather share ideas than hoard them, screw that for a game of soldiers. A candle is not dimmed by the lighting of another. Share the wealth, I always say.

I'd like to have a go at scratchboarding one day, but again, maybe when I have more time on my hands. I'm still well in love with this drawing tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Dang. Sandpaper.
*amazed*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ^this O_O
also niiiice what with this latest compo with being back into pen & paper
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10762766
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# LOL Herman
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I keep pressing F5 on the telly but nothing happens
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# That's 'cos you've got to press it on your keyboard...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Sand paper! haha, I'll have to give that a go :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# was bored


Click for bigger (198 kb)
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# and this is a good way to be bored...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# *eye strains*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Here's one I did posted to YouTube.
Recursiveness
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I'M GOING INNNNN
Woo! Reminds me of the cover to the Wonderwall single.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Ummagumma!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Ah, yes...
Bless the 60s and album covers you can stare at for ages... kids today don't know what they're missing with their microchip sized album covers on their ipods...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Why did Donald join the navy? what was he running from? where was he stationed? what horrors did he witness?

and how come Mickey has a dog as a pet (Pluto) and another as a best friend (Goofy)? Maybe Pluto is a sex slave with the collar and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# ^ Would (Pluto that is)
"He is out of this world!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Why did the navy let a duck join?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Maybe he was the mascot?
In any case, pssst: img692.imageshack.us/img692/2351/frogbeat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# he's already seaworthy, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# And why is Clarabelle Cow friends with Mickey, while she is at the same time afraid of mice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
# and how is there a mouse the same size as a fucking cow?!
it's all one horrifying nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Secret gene experiments is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if drugs were involved
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# 6 days to go

We're almost up to a grand, come on, jump in. Your money goes to the welfare of big cats, some rescued from dodgy zoos, others named after our own b3tan kin, it's worth every penny. and as a bonus you get some free art!
Loads still available at next to no money, a stunning saucy naked lady, intricate cardboard cut outs, an alien in a fucking bath!!, lovely watercolours, Blessed Guevara T-Shirts, A massive David Lynch drawing and so much more.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I don't like the font

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# wrong colour?
*edit - how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Too brown, man.
Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# racist
look past the colour
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Just went away and then came back, thinking "I'm sure that font was black"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# and why is he not wearing any trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# That is part of the horrors he witnessed in the Navy
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# He was probably involved with the US Navy's attempts to recruit Chinese allies to spy on the Japanese during the 1930's.
He was a Peeking Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha! I regret no part of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# D'oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Mickey is the master of all of them - only he gets to wear trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Which is disturbing when you consider that ducks are one of the few types of bird to have a penis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# emvee stark fucks ducks in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I give up. so what's the answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] NING B3TA!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Orson Wallace?
orson wallace
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
# What is this creature you make?

Fucking hell, I have started to sound like Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:16, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Citizen Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# :)
He does look a bit like that?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# F for Fuck
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# and here are a few more...
I have always found Rosie Marcel to be interesting, not sure if I would or not? George Clooney however...



and who could forget Trent Olsen.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Rosie Marcel
A bit pasty but she's got a nice pair of bobblers.
I would, she wouldn't.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I suppose,
you could be right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Unzips
You're in for a beautiful beating.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
# One I recognize! I'd Naylor
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# YOU RECOGNISE Trent Olsen???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Red Hot Carey Faceflap Action
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:06, archived)
# What about now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:16, archived)
# the funk soul brother
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 6:19, archived)
# This is doing my head in
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:23, archived)
# Morphtweened
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:34, archived)
# HEAVY BREATHING JIOM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:36, archived)
# WORK THAT SMIRK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:44, archived)
# RIP MCA

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 May 2012, 4:42, archived)
# Indeed, & woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 May 2012, 4:53, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtRo6N4DleE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 May 2012, 5:25, archived)
# ^ That
and this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Shorley bindun (and probably far better)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:49, archived)
# I tend to think of the Oompa Loompas
every time I see these unfortunate tanning addicts but this works as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:21, archived)
# haha
great, and perfect for b3ta, not some shitty drawing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:45, archived)
# FAN
Fucking
Tastick!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:48, archived)
# I'd walk a million miles, for one of your smiles
My Mammy!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:49, archived)
# whilst we're on the subject.


Click for bigger (100 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
# her child
(patella, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# The final fondle.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:32, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:34, archived)
# *furiously wanks*
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:35, archived)
# *FURIOUSLIER WANKS*
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:36, archived)
# *tugs self asunder*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:22, archived)
# raging penis vs. 4-leafed clover-cock: attack of the bones
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:37, archived)
# this must be made
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Deep Space Nine Inches
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Pew Pew?
Or Fap Fap?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:55, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:19, archived)
# hahaha
there must have loads of people who's done the same thing. what else would you use it for..?
i once put neat dettol on a cut on my arse and that bloody burned...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:23, archived)
# I know someone who put Deep Heat on their balls.
Because they "saw someone on Youtube do it".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:24, archived)
# goodness gracious...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:26, archived)
# i once lived with a dude who used to regale us with stories of how he put tiger balm on his bellend prior to having sex
i'd normally call bullshit but given the kind of person he was, i'm pretty sure it was true.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
# does it work like tabasco sauce on the finger up the ring piece?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
# hahaha no idea...he reckoned it was like that tingly lube stuff but a whole lot cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:33, archived)
# O-o
What did his partners think? Getting a mild to moderate burning sensation would not make for many repeat events to my way of thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Would.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:36, archived)
# I've read that warning, but here's another, in the same vein
www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:23, archived)
# Ha! You said "vein."
cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:19, archived)
# I must pea in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:24, archived)
# Holy Moly.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 May 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Can't say as I have, as a matter of fact
But without the cotton thong....
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 6:01, archived)
# Just making conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 6:10, archived)
# Now that you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's scary really
that these are probably quite earnest requests.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 6:02, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 May 2012, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't be bothered to do real biro art
have this sloppy photoshop instead

edit: click for big massive ~365Kb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:00, archived)
# don't have a spang picture
so consider this an air spanging!

really nicely done pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
# XD Thanks! XD
/ac
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:07, archived)
# haha, now draw a gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:05, archived)
# this do?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:08, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# This is nice
I like how you have biro'd over pencil, it's how I would have to do it, even though I don't have the talent to.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 7:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# \o/ woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

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