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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Clever! What a difference one letter makes.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I wonder if my terrible GIF influenced this by any chance. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I do an excellent James Mason impression.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Can you do Eddie Izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *tries*
Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Just wear lots of eyeliner and lipstick.
Then have a good old flounce, that should do the trick!

(also woo pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Regular behaviour for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Alright Eddie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# hehehe
always thought Manson's Swastika looked like a little spider with missing legs
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Do you think he's tried to pay bills with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha
loved that letter
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Joining in...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Don't they make synthesisers?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Their Minismüg was fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Haha! Excellent.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I like this.
So isn't it fortuitous there is a button marked "I like this!" for me to click in order to register my approval of this potatoshoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# *dunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Applauds!
I never fail to be amazed, that when I swing past an office I sonetimes work in, a lass there has (and I kid you not) a spice rack full of boxes of herbal teas. She has a stock of Twinnings "hedge row clippings" that would make a 16th Century Apothacary weep tears of joy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
Hedge row clippings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Does she follow it with
a course of leeches!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I've taken to this herbal tea in the morning
www.celestialseasonings.com/products/herbal-teas/bengal-spice

Get up before everyone else in the house, make a cup, add honey, and hang out on the front porch greeting the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# always love a girl with a nice rack
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Builders ftw
minus the sugar please
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Builder - sugar = interior designer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Superb as usual sir
*Clikeths* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Posh /no milk
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# +lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# -lemon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# *warms pot*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I reluctantly skipped that part for clarity.
But yes it should be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Quite right too - keep it simple.
'Tis brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# tealicious
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# can you expand it to "add boiling water"
this lack of temperature is the main cause for American tea disaster
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Not just the Yanks are guilty... Ever had tea made with those hot water jobbies in office kitchens? Water at 85-90 degrees. Ew....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# i went through a period where i had to get up really early for work
and i started putting cold water in my mug with the tea bag before adding the boiling water, so that I could drink it in a rush without burning my mouth.
interestingly, that method seemed to produce normal tasting tea...it's just the non-boiling 80 degrees water that produces horrible results.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Mrs Mole: teabag plus milk, non boiling water, leave for 20 mins then reheat in microwave.
non boiling water leave for 20 mins then reheat in microwave.Her mug is brown and scaled up like Shane MacGowan's old teeth.

We've been together 25 years and I don't think she's ever made me a nice cup of tea. Bless her.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha...shane macgowan's teeth
my work mug is like that. last time i washed it was March 17th 2011. i know this is the correct date because i went abroad that day and wanted to have a clean mug when i returned...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ^this^
Hmm might need a few tweaks by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# What a brilliantly simple way of illustrating the milk-in-cup rules!
teabag = after the tea
pot = before the tea

This should be a mandatory poster, like the Health & Safety ones at work
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# this ^
milk in mug before before tea is urrgh
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Porcelain cup, milk in first, tea in pot.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# tea drinking weakling! Coffee makes you ALIVE
open jar
pour in coffee and sugar (teaspoons lead to tea drinker like weakness)
add water.
become tetchy and cancerous.



click to make you sell it as a teatowel
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# no no no, real coffee in an espresso machine or moka pot (no suger or milk for me, thanks)
tea is for when you run out of coffee, but it is far superior to your instant piss water
I be drinking some serious gourmet shit over here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# one does not simply pour water into a cup
...ok who puts milk in their tea? thats just wrong! milk was oringally added to tea because of the lack of sugar
Bleaugh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# 1974: Mohammed Ali vs George Formby


(credit Eddie Izzard for teh pun)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Finish him Ali.
Cunt him in teh fuck!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# the banjo strumming twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Turned out nice again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# oo he's a big bugger !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ah, what's that from? Please tell me, it's driving me mental.
EDIT -Just seen the Izzard reference in the caption. D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# he's fuckin 'itting me !
I think it was from the Unrepeatable show :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Shamelessly jumps in.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# BLOWN AWAY!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# NWOT but

had a go at doing something in the same vein as Cockweasle. Not sure it worked out so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# vein & Cock :D
Edit also NWOT:

*needs tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I like this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Teeeefs
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# This is how the world ends.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Whoa...go easy on the evil.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# It is quite menacing after a bit, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# He looks like he's amusing himself by verbally abusing a Japanese girl online.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Nah, I leave that to everyone else.
I just post pictures of helicopters made of cats. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Masonic eyebrow!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Jimmy Carr, visiting his accountant
(I might send that comment back in time to last week, actually)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# one is dropping fat beats..
(acidgiant, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# feat. Fabio Capello on knob-twiddling duties!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# He loves it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
Alan Partridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue535

QUESTION: What are you eating for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I had chocolate while I read the newsletter
Twitter seems to get it quite a bit earlier than b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# had a baguette with boursin cheese, with crisps and raisins in it!
Bloody nice it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Ooh, thanks, Rob
Well, it's late here but I just had some pork scratchings and a cider. The supper of choice of every Aussie NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Cheers Rob
A lovely, and I mean lovely, Pakistani Chicken BBQ thing from Camden Lock
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I had a burger, and now I'm wolfing down Monster Energy.
I probably shouldn't, I'm hyper enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I'm so busy I'm still eating my cold toast from breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Sainsbury's Taste the Difference ham hock and mature cheddar sandwich
washed down with 500 mL of coca~cola
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# my favourite of all sainbury's sandwiches
I go for the tropicana in my meal deal though
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Cheese and ham toast toppers.
I disgust myself, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# we had a pizza day
courtesy of the boss and his super company credit card
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# And I had this gem stored up for the subject line compo, too :(
Farmville runtime error: out of virtual RAM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# cheese roll
salt and vinegar McCoys (which are piss weak in flavour)
tea
home made bread pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Yer Maw
Tea & fags actually
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I am currently relishing...
... being included in this newsletter.

The cheque's in the post (or not).
(minimalist ..., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# All I need is the air that I breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# cheers Rob!
I'm eating bogies and fingernails for lunch, thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Woah! I heard you were dead.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165944/UK-floods-153-lightning-strikes-minute-hailstones-size-GOLF-BALLS-hits-Midlands.html


I thought the Curse Of Moggy'd got you, glad to see it's not the case chap.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# bugger..shame I didn't see that before, it would have been a helluva board windup ;)
I'm currently working in my shed turning my pet cat into a remote control plane. It's taking a bit longer than expected because the little shit won't stop fucking scratching me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Pffft.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I just had a banana
I'm not telling you where, though
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# caesar salad
home made of course
* with a pint of luke warm lard
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# 3 Eggs
and a hazelnut
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# "A football you say?? . . . . . . How does it work?"

Credit to the Captain for the Seven inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# That is a thing of wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Megawoo!
Also, that E is looking at me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Anybody else...
...read that subject line in the voice of Dr. Zoidberg?
(minimalist ..., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Out of my head, foul demons!


Finally an opportunity arises to get this done.
(Jimaroid, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *snort*
Silly
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
inspired

this made me snort and so deserves a WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Beaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Congratulations, I laughed
Then I belmed, and made myself laugh again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# haha, this^
I wonder who else did a secret office belm
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Most excellent! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Must be Ikea week!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I'm in awe.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# GENIUS!
click
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Belm...
...is a real place in Germany. Used to be full of Brits too, as when the British Army were stationed nearby, some of the married quarters were there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belm
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I know the rules - have a picture! (and yes, I have actually done this and it works)


HI B3TA!!! I've missed you! Can anyone help me?

I know this is not the done thing (but you got a picture and i've been here a while so here goes)...

I'm working on a feature film and I've a last minute photoshop job that needs to be done on a picture - IT'S A PAID JOB!!
Probably take about one day, it's to make a family photo from a number of elements. Some elements will need to be found. I need it done by end of Monday 2nd July.

The feature is called "The Last Passenger" (pitch trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4s9shpqEmw) and will be released around the world, including across America.

If anyone with lovely skills (which are better than mine) can help, can you gaz me and let me know if you are interested!

*bows*
*leaves again*



(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I don't know, some people!
Think they can just swan in here, post an image completely in accordance with established guidance (although a bit gross while I'm eating my lunch, admittedly), and then have the nerve to offer up the propsect of paid work for other board members?

Hell in a handcart, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# :D
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ALSO - NERD ALERT!!!!
The production designer who needs this picture doing, worked on Star Wars doing the special effects and invented the way that Luke's hovering car stayed up (no CGI in the 70s) and also built R2D2!!!!!

(when I met him, I had a nerd implosion)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Make a poster for a Brit horror film?
I'm definitely interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# it's not a poster for a feature :(
but is making a family portrait of one of our actors. A family that doesn't exist.... except in our minds.

It's an older actress as a young girl with her 'family' on Brighton pier.

(However - I did line producer Seasoning House which I just found out is opening Frightfest this August!!! Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Gratz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# me first premier!!
(what to wear...)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# nice trailer, hope the full thing turns out as impressive :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# cheers - and yes the effects are so much better in the film.
they made that trailer for pennies!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I might be able to help out,
check your inbox on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I'll do it for a thousand monies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ooo looks pretty good that.
nice one. It's my goal to make a film one day.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The way bread is cut may never have been the ultimate comparison for a new invention
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ooer, I think some bits have gone off...
It reminds me of an old sponge/paint project from art lessons
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Mmm, mouldy croutons
and Jeyes Bloo.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# How dare you!
I had my monthly bath last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Looks like pieces from an early edition of Trivial Pursuit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# looks more like some colourised virus image
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# looks like some terrible French snack that dries saliva instantly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Silica Croutons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Tasty
This looks almost exactly like the "Club Sandwich" I had at Sketch restaurant when I was last in That London.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# What a horrid site.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Indeed.
And for a devastatingly pretentious establishment, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I say old boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# If that doesn't actually exist,
I demand that someone with the skills makes it post-haste
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I recognize that face : D

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# didn't see this, heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# good old Jerry
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Foghorn Leghorn Edition coming soon
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Top hole!
Might just pea gently here - the Moebius Mortar.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Ha ha :D
Also comes in furniture form too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# No less obtuse than a lot of their regular stock, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# easy!
its clearly upside down... legs will rest on the floor... no matter how many there are..
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Cor

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Nice sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I say, just the thing for my iCad.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# An absolute shower of awfully nice apps!
Very sad how his life ended: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRWiO_J-8ok (click for ultra-sadness)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# :`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Bless him
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Bloody hell :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Splendid!
Splendid I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# What a leg!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Irritating pedant alert
Nice, but slightly let down by the fact that "ding dong" was leslie phillips.
(champagnerocker, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Ahhh, Mindpiss alert
I thought only I had reached that level of pedantry/anoraksia. Well played sir, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Fair cop guv!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Could've used a "Hello, hello, hello!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-418SbXncFA

Possibly my favourite 6 seconds on YouTube (if it's not beaten by www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs )
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# technically the star banner
does not refer to Terry Thomas saying that catchphrase and maybe included as a bonus due to relevance of the period rather than character. Put that in your dick and wank it.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] you see, with the thing and the thing...


Click for bigger (52 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# You can see the video of it's first use online
for the small price of $5 and a malware media player
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# its
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Dunno what your on about
:p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Something about malformed tits
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# It goes up!
It goes down! *repeat until satisfied*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# The subscription price is a bargain
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# PHWAOR!
NSFW!! MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:09, archived)
# I was debating the SFW status
But I thought to hell with it :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Phwoar!
Look at the prongs on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# (its)
Look at the tines on that one!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# It was a deliberate one for the pedants!



Honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I'm just an ignorant Swede
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# That middle one's got the most obvious implants ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Phwoar!!
Wot? No topless?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I hear there's a centrefold with sexy lesbian knives in this edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# *bursts bloodvessel
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Wahey!
They can scoop *me* up on a camping trip and eat baked beans off me any day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# the classy alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
Click for Monday's pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Puny god!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Love the gap-toothed grin at the end :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Cool
I wasn't sure if that would be clear enough at this size :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Oh yes, that's a cracker.
that's a cracker.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Hell yeah :D *clicks*
I shall have to start that Avengers pic I talked about.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Haha x 6
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Haha!
Saw this last night and thought it vey good.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# HULK SMÖSH
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I bloody love these!
(but I find your use of acute accents in mock Swedish a tiny bit disturbing)

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# I got those from a website designed to help people type Swedish characters
there were no crossed-through 'o' characters but there were accents on the 'e's... I suspect our idea of what Swedish looks like might be rather inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# eeeuw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW THIS SUMMER

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I sniffed her panties with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# KNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# This city needs a hero...
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha, good arguement pants-man

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# You ARE b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# apparently i now make strange collages from yesterdays paper...


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(saint_edward, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Farfalla pervertito.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Like a farfalle carbonara, but much, much more oily.
but much much more oily.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Continue doing so.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I'd like to see this animated.
Stop motion please.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# :) I like these.
Might make a good challenge. Only use magazines and newspapers.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Quirky and nicely done
click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 3:50, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHww_HJt1qk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Good tune!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:37, archived)

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