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[challenge entry] wheeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# No
wee comes out the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Naughty Elephants Squirt Water
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Don't look directly at it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# and don't cross the streams
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Happy pastel coloured pachyderm is lully
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# No reason.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# A chilling insight into the cyborgs of tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:04, archived)
# they will destroy us slightly
at least the first time

but the second time we will be ready

and they will destroy us all with furious storng!

What a generic calamity!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# BEWARE THE STORNG!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# nice chess pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I am unsure which pieces they are
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Prawn and drag queen?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# ironically, a drag queen doesn't have a prawn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# the one on the left is kinda dressed like a knight, but the one on the right has 4 legs
and then the guy has a bum sook apparatus that attaches to the shite pipe of the other, so maybe it's a different game altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Something sexy will happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Why is it always SUPERBWEIRD in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# mmfflld :P
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:24, archived)
# dunno what all the fuss is about
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:21, archived)
# None shall.. hey! How'd you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# you have to know these things when you're a King, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# the holy fail
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# my pic or the Olympics?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# g4s, but now you mention it, the olympics too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:40, archived)
# oh good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha!
it's just a recruiting problem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Slightly Olympic-themed Image Challenge Vote
This week's challenge is awaiting the starter's pistol.

In the blocks:

* Sheds!
The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.

* LOCOG after dark
What actually happens at the offices of the people who actively force kebab shops to change their names and small children to cry by inserting pins into their genitals, after they've finished doing Satans bidding?

* Postcards from Britain - pick your favourite location, say Birmingham, and make a tourist postcard suggesting foreigns would like to holiday here

* New uses for the Olympic torch

Place your bets here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# anything but postcards
please stop voting postcards
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:58, archived)
# It'll be a week of 'Oh hai popular landfill'

Sheds promises to be less toapy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# it got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# My vote can be bought.
A tenner should sway my final decision..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# the check's in the post, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I love sheds!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# OMG Ham o' shatner is a mod and has edited the votes!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# only use I can think for an olympic torch is selling it on ebay
oh.. wait.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# cheese grater ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# it probably is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# oh I don't fucking care anymore.
LOCOG are cunts. have 'em

Oh I do care.
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# VOTE SHEDS
SHEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I love sheds
best of all the garden structures
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# It's a little known fact
that Rosebud was originally a shed until someone told Orson Welles that they only had one plank of wood left, so he quickly scribbled out the leg of the h and said "Let's roll! God damn we're a week behind schedule already!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# it's going ot turn into a cuntshed-fest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ^ this is my worry
it will probably be won by a cuntshed repost
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm aware of these cuntsheds of which the two of you speak
If I have unwittingly unleashed a week of horror upon B3ta then you'd have my fulsome apologies if they meant anything to you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I think we should abandon this idea of picking the challenge that gets the most votes
and pick the one I want instead
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# My stepmother met him once - apparently he was an arsehole to her, so he's well alright in my book.
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I met him once
he seemed alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I once walked straifgt into Billy Connoly's chest, he didn't seem to pleased about it...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Not to mention that he broke your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I thought he might judging by the look on his face....
I didn't even know it was him, untill I started to walk away and I could see and heard people nudging eachother and point saying "Look it's Billy Connoly" :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe he didn't see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:20, archived)
# He was taller than I thought he would be...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Weird, because he seems to fit into my telly OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Badum tish ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I know someone who worked at a theatre where he did a show
He was allegedly an egocentric git.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.

Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.

It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# dunno Alan Sugar managed to live the dream
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.

If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt....
But there again, I think he thought I was taking the piss and had walked into him on purpose, which I hadn't..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You totally should have turned to an imaginary friend across the street and shouted "Got it!" and run off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was only a wee little slip of a lad at the time and a bit scared of him.... I think it was about 1982
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I understand that his enunciation of "Bob" - which is widely-celebrated as some of his finest work
is due to his having overcome a nervous stutter he suffers from.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# No long philosophical debates I'm afraid.
I just served him a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# *something about tennis*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I've also heard he is an arsehole.
Hard to work with apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# As long as it means he upset my stepmother, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# As the song says
"I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Arf, partnered with Frank Spencer.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Saw this on the news earlier today....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# We're all fit enough to enter!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# oooh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# The list of cockups gets longer!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# you spelled announcement wrong
have some pics of Vicky Pendleton to make up for it mildly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Fuck!
It's took me 3 hours solid, I'm dyslexic and every time I'v saved it and then read it threw, it has changed and I have spent 3 hours editing it again and again!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# you spelled I've wrong
have some pics of Leryn Franco to make up for it mildly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I've fixed anouncment,
It really has taken 3 hours of a dyslexics nightmare to get it right, are there any more mistakes in it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# you spelled announcement wrong :)
have some pics of Tatiana Grigoriev and Melanie Adams to make up for it mildly NSFW

edit: don't worry about any of the spelling, I just wanted to post links to sexy Olympians!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Well she appears fit enough to enter....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Haha,
I'm not particuly worried, I was just determind to get it correct, but with the dyslexia, I kept reading it so carfully to get it right, and then just found it so laughable to save it reread it, to find I'd missed stuff time and time again as it kept changing! ;-) going on about 15 or more save and changes!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# you spelled cancelled wrong
never mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Blame google for that one!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Oh my, she's rather athletic :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# appearing in an Olympic Track & Field event near you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Might be the one and only event I watch
over and over again :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I've got a javelin she can toss, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# She can vault my pole ad infinitum
also olympicgirls.net/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# well that's lit my torch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I like the one where she is inspecting under her tight white panties.
Crabs I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Too bloody true.
(appealing against Atos)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# ^this, sadly
xfingers - good luck with that..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:35, archived)
# It's so close to the truth it's scary!
I think your 3 hours of dyslexic hell was worth it.
(empty head, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# catch me big boy and
I'll reward you with cock

(Zoidaroid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Seb Coe has put on weight. And chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# pullet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hes well thinking that


Click for bigger (81 kb)
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# AN HAND
AN HAND

Someone give him Anne's hand!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# arf!
or he's thinking "Jeez, she's frostier than normal, no wonder we're dying out"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I was thinking that expression has a definite look of:
"Shit! It's stuck!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Cubist artistic licience ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Like this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Genuine 2 Carat ice bling
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# the snowman is pixelated
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] By the skin of the beef....
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
Pleasing in its simplicity :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks...
I thought about trying to be clever but I keep missing the compo deadline and waste too much time thinking about 'a good idea' of which the fruition is pointless after the deadline.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Faye Tality, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# RIS

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Faye Tality
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Ah... right... I thought it might have something to do with Princesses....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
le chat dan le tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That's what she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# closely followed by 'uck'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# its not fatal - theyre dummies
The beating you get from the board nazis for posting an unshopped pic might be though!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Got that right!
(#1, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# "In 1976, no-one died."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# what was shopped?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Hang on.... why are you all not baying for this bugger's blood?
is he popular?
is it because he has an FP?


I'm confused
(likeajackhammer, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I've tried the good cop/evil Nazi technique in the past.
Neither approach seems to work, so I tend to leave a glib comment and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Unshopped photos and an FP that wasn't even your own work?
Oh, you scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# bloody hell! the originator (7) didn't even get fp'd for it
shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
# IT'S WHAT I'VE COME TO EXPECT FROM THIS PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# read the thread
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Used to drive one, it was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Poor Princess is wiv da angels
along with any sign of originality/creativity/photoshoppery :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Erm...
Nice tagging?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:24, archived)
# bad crash test dummy!
filthy crash test dummy paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# we'll he is losing blood rapidly
so he's not going to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:45, archived)
# true enough. it's nice to be luffed as you fade out of consciousness :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# You sell chips that aren't ours and blood will spill...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Death to the infrydels!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)
# what a schoolboy error, those olympic rings aren't interlocked
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I'm clickin' it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Doof cha doof cha doof cha doof cha doof cha doof cha ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# This is excellent
*clicky*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# im imagining him making a whip cracking sound
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Actually, he's making a chip whacking sound...
he's making a chip whacking sound...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Tomartyr sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
# haha
B3ta is all of teh lols today!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Tomato Soupoirb...
Could you hook us up with the recipe book that this is from? d;]
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Just out of curiosity, it happened in a July 18, 28 years ago:
The San Ysidro McDonald's Massacre
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:04, archived)
#
"In 1986, Etna Huberty, James's widow, also tried (unsuccessfully) to sue McDonald's and Babcock and Wilcox, his longtime former employer, in an Ohio state court for $5 million. She claimed that the massacre was triggered by the combined mixture of eating too many of their chicken nuggets and working around highly poisonous metals. She alleged that monosodium glutamate in the food, combined with the high levels of lead and cadmium in his body, induced delusions and uncontrollable rage."
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
#
Shouldn't that be high levels of lard?
(Faye Tality, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# LARD RAGE
Im imagining that bit in the 'homer and apu' episode of simpsons where the fat from his heart goes up to his brain and causes it to fizz and short-circuit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# jihad yer chips
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ALLAHU MACBAR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# 'What is wrong with this picture?!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Eeeeeks, still makes me feel like a burger though !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# He should blow himself up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
up off
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Three double Edmonds!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# also Chegtuplets
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# It definitely means something's going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Deal or Noel Cheggers plays pop
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The First Noel
The Second Noel
The Third Noel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
The only compulsive BBC1 Saturday viewing would be watching Noel Edmonds being boiled alive in his own piss
(Faye Tality, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Im not liking this hollywood reboot of Lazy Town
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Needs more ECSPLOWSHONS!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Pob?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Unnerving.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
# watched The Thing
so it's not a prequel, just a pointless remake with large plot holes :(

why did dey do dat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Monies mostly!
Glad i didn't bother, heard nothing but bad things.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# a handful of nice effects bits
some ok acting, but an enormous waste of time when you can watch Carpenter's
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# The bit where the guy's face split in half on the chopper was proper unexpected & was some ace effects
Great effects in general that made me smile, but yeah - the whole thing was kind of a pointless remake.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# the first wobble of his face was superb, I would have prefered more of the subtlety
and less of the silly arm centipedes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Probably wouldnt have been as scary or life-threatening for the characters if people just went around with their faces subtly wobbling
I do wish mutant monsters in stuff like this and dead space would make more human-y / moaning / guttural noises than dinosaur roars and screams.
Some silent hill monsters make subtle human-y noises, and that makes them far more disturbing than another screamy 'im going to try and make you jump' monster.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)
# "Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft"
Fuck off back to your own planet and take your squiggly dog with you.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Are you sure he wasn't going for the husky?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You haven't seen this film, have you...?
have you...?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I liked it :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I used to work with a couple of professional film critics, who were - of course - arseholes of the highest order.
One Monday I informed them I'd just watched Nikita, and they asked me what I thought, so I told them I didn't think it was as good as The Assassin.

/QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I'm assuming you were being funny, but having never seen the Bridget Fonda film, for all I know it could be ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Of course it is - it's got Bridget Fonda in it.
She loves me. I can tell by the way she looks at me at 0:57:43 in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Because they hate us, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# No.
They hate you.

Specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Totes awesum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# There should be more things like this
Also, /board needs to be less constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)
# o_O
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# mind if I buzz this in?
Debbie Daniels and Paul MCGee
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Face swap:
The best reason Photoshop was invented for.

Apart from gnops.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# "I'm like, taking the bus Maann!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Jaund ice City.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Very Good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Excellent Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Cheers mate
Sorry for posting over, but it's slow today?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha. *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)
# My grandmother lived in Tunbridge Wells
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
# My son's gran lives in Tunbridge Wells
100% true.
Also, if you can find millionaire's shortbread like that in TW, I've yet to see it. Mostly it's too much biscuit, not enough caramel or chocolate.

**returns to epic lurkage**
(graybo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# there ain't no party like my nana's tea party!
(champagnerocker, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Birthday edition!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# What is in the middle pannel?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Haha, ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Strangely, just the hooker-killing missions available in this disappointing level pack.

(SonofRojBlake, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# After all, I was very...very drunk....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Jo Brand's looking well...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# You've 'ad her...
;)
PS Hai :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Holey moley! Perfect.
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Hallo Moley!!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I still choke up when I see the last Rowley Birkin QC sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# "And I held her in my arms...
...I'm afraid I was very drunk"
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
scarily looks like my next door neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Bloody hell that's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# leave princess margaret alone
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:14, archived)
# hah
Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# What happend when the Olympic cable car is suspended?

(protocoldroid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Great view for the pedestrians below.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ew... you can see her Batman logo...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# she's shaved it especially for the premier.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Horribly deformed, broken and shaved...
broken and shaved...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# only if you stand
directly under her carpet bag and look up
(protocoldroid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha you jest
But I foresee this being not too far from the truth:

"Cable Car Replacement Bus Service 27th July - 9th September 2012 - we apologise for any inconvenience caused to your journey."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Wait, is this cable car a real thing?
Hah, I didn't even know about it!

/northernblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Went on it with my dad the weekend before last
All it really does is connects North London to the Dome in a slightly different way. Fairly good view of the dull end of London.

However when winter comes it could be quite a sight in the evenings when it gets dark (it's bloody high up!), and maybe more interesting things will develop around the Northern terminal.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Waiting for it to break down any moment now...
In the meantime, have some merchandising reviews.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# are LOCOG having a laugh?
Thanks for not posting this in /links - you would probably be GCed to death
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Ah, I see it's been posted
I rarely venture onto /links.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Although that 5-star one is new
So I'm glad you posted it here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I wouldnt mind a bash on it
But that's like saying i want to travel on a super cool space rocket that connects the top end of wolverhampton's high street to the other. Not really much reason to go down that neck of the woods, aside from the dome, which in that case, the DLR is much quicker from where i am.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# as long as the DLR is broken
or has it improved over the years?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Ive never had any problems with it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# all i remember it for was breaking down on a regular basis
mind you that was 15/20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# DLR's brilliant
Best way to get a Double Bass from Central to SE London on Public Transport
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# The DLR's ace.
I like to sit at the front with my hands on the rail in front, and pretend I'm hang-gliding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:05, archived)
# i didnt realise about it until a few months ago
when they were wondering if it'll be open for the olympics or not.

and other people complaining about the cost to the tax payer when boris sold the idea on it being 100% privately funded.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Nice
Why havn't I heard about this Cable service?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I thought cable cars were suspended?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I was wondering
when someone would get that joke
(protocoldroid, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# +++ SPECIAL REPORT +++ New islands found off the coast! +++
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
Infringement of the LOAR

The LOAR is infringed where a person makes a representation likely to suggest to the public that there is an ‘association’ (as discussed above) between the London Olympics and a person or the goods or services provided by a person in the course of trade.[8]

The 2006 Act sets out a list of listed expressions which a court “may take account of” when assessing whether an ‘association’ has been created.[9] The listed expressions are wide ranging and include seemingly innocuous terms such as ‘summer’ and ‘games’.

This s***** I intend to take a trip down to L***** to visit my friend. He has the world's largest collection of board g**** - 2*** of them, in fact!
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# This is how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Dina dina dina dina, dina dina dina dina...
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That bat logo looks like an anus
A horribly deformed, broken anus.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That's because
it's a picture of Barry Manilow's horribly deformed, broken anus.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Is Batman having a joke?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Oh Batmandy, well you came and you punched without talking, and I ran away, oh Batmandy.
And you kicked me and stopped me from walking, and I fear you, today, oh Batmandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# *bravos*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# *round of applauses*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
Very good!

He also had that other famous song 'Jokercabana'.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
This is what I will always hear from now on. Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Fantastic, Captain...
Have one of these;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTBrY_Uterk&feature=colike
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks the logo is a bit like a fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# That's because
It's a picture of Barry Manilow's horribly deformed, broken fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
#
flowingdata.com/2010/10/15/evolution-of-batman-logos/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# BAOW
The Drises
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Copyright that ye bastards


Click for bigger (94 kb)
(monkey_holding_peach, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha
two testicles and three cock rings?
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball
thems the rules
(Shyte IN YOUR FACE!, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# perhaps more balls need more py00bs
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Pube excess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Get it right Noob :>)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
oh shit! and now that I look really closely I seem to have put three too many bollocks there as well
(monkey_holding_peach, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:01, archived)
# To boiledly go....
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Scramble all frequencies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Make it oeuf!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Make it sous?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Aye aye Cracktain
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Commander Shelby
www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/tng/shelby001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Mmmm chocolatey & cheesy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha. He fit in well with this box of Cleggs

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Seeing as everyone has a bad-fad at the mo
Im gonna try and get back into this game. Had it since the launch day, but barely played it thanks to the flood of good games coming out at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)
# great game for the bat-fanatic, really nice sequel to the first.
I hope there's a third.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I just got a bit overwhelmed with the free-roaming mechanics, masses of controls & moves to learn, and as soon as i was getting into it, catwoman came along, and gave me a whole new bunch of moves and buttons to remember
Plus, im shit at stealth games.

I did like the first one though, so im sure ill enjoy it. Just gotta get back into it. Assasains creed 2 was similar in the sense that i was put off by the complexity of it, then revisited it many months later and got hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Catwoman was shit and annoying
but at least you only have to put up with her for about half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Fuck that
Whack the res up on the PC and Whack one out on the keyboard.
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# 3rd one is tipped to be a prequel/retro/set in the 50s type thing
covering Batman's first encounter with the joker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# And usage of the words FLRBBBBB!, THWAPP!, BLOOP! & ZZZZZWAP!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)
# I really fucking hope not.
I could do with a skyrim amount of stuff to do. I found all the bit and beat all the bad guys, even though they keep coming back. It didn't take that long. I'm over 100 hours in with skyrim and not even started the main quest. Need more detective work - so do the films. Work greatest detective doesn't do much detecting. Apart from hold down button and scan.
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# It's already on the cards, and will apparently feature quite a few of the other members of the JLA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# JLA? Is that some X-factor band?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Justice League of America.
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkman, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Martian Manhunter sounds a bit gay
He must have a thing for red faced men with bulging eyes who fucking love mars
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Aquaman's special ability in Lego Batman 2
is being able to wash graffiti off walls :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I might get that, as i liked the first lego batman
I was just a bit put off by the dissapointing lego star wars III. I really didnt like the strategy game-y bits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)
# it's good that they try new stuff, but yeah, didn't work as well as it should have
Batman 2 is excellent once you've played through and unlocked all the characters (as usual)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# He always was a bit rubbish.
Even giving him a beard and a harpoon for a hand didn't change the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Promoting their own brand of safe-sex devices.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# JLA - Jism loss apparatus
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Poking things into meta-humans can be a fraught experience, especially if they don't see you coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Made me think of SBF...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)
# *fears*
I miss Dark Hams.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# ^This
A graphic novel of Dark Hams would look great on the shelf next to the Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# OH no
Oh no it's Ber ber bbb er .. bee bb b b ber ... The Dark Knight.
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:39, archived)

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