Hahaha
Right, where's Moggy, I want to shout at a Japanese person. Silver medal thieving cunts.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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if you shout it she will come
or atomic will with his wanking ferocity
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:51,
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That's a good point, we could spray all our medals gold and win.
Or even better, seeing as we are running the olympics we must have ALL the medals locked up somewhere so we should just refuse to give them out and award them all to ourselves.
We could pretend we lost them if anyone asks.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:53,
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We could pretend we lost them if anyone asks.
That could be an interesting thread
It could take quite a few posts before s/he gets what you are talking about.
*Makes cup of tea*
*Pulls up a chair*
*Waits*
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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*Makes cup of tea*
*Pulls up a chair*
*Waits*
Found it!
This internet thing is quite good for looking up stuff. Must try it again.
I think you'll find its official name is "climbing and swinging on things and doing cartwheels and stuff".
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:02,
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I think you'll find its official name is "climbing and swinging on things and doing cartwheels and stuff".
I'm waiting for someone to photoshop a silver medal around the neck of a certain aerobatic cat.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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RACIST!
It's just as well the bus drivers here know their place.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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Yeah, I could post you link to the BBC news website or you could just go and look at it yourself you lazy bastard
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:02,
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i didn't get in this shape by doing things myself you mardy fucker
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:07,
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Yeah damn it
now you need to show the link to two people, innit
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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Is this a bandwaggin yet?
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Why can't I enter this in both compos? *sniff*
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:15,
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Why can't I enter this in both compos? *sniff*
It better had be....
I spent too long on this thing,
Need to work on my shadowing though.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:19,
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Need to work on my shadowing though.
I wonder how long it'll take for all these seats to be filled with b3ta meme characters
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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Hey, I'm watching TV too here!
This is it so far.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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That's it! I'm off to bed!
maybe I'll add more in the morrow....
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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He's sad because
no-one else wanted tickets for 'extreme pooing'.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:36,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:53,
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FUCK :(
Although it still comes up to his chest height - not bad!
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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hahaha wtf is going on over there?!
PUNCH THE FUCKING SAUSAGES!!!!!!
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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Lots of FUCK to enjoy here
Flan won because the others have already milked themselves dry
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:57,
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Do not say baloney. :)
Yes yes. You are innocent wank guy. Hahaha.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 19:10,
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Exacry.*
* Moggy: "My doctor told me i have exacry disease so i asked him what that meant...he told me my face rooked exacry rike my arse."
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:03,
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Your money is your semen is attached. So I do not want to touch it. Dirty.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Nicely
I haven't been keeping up with this, is Tintin going to the sex change clinic?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:44,
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Thank you ;)
I'll pop 'em all up in some form or other at the end
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:59,
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Hehe, cheers me dears
I think I was channelling Alan Ford with that last line :)
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:10,
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Marvellous as per
I don't recognise which book this is from though. And I thought I knew them all really well...
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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There's a horsie on TV at the moment (horsie olympic stuff) called Mister Pooh
It looks a bit like Jeremy, too.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:17,
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Nice
Oksana Zhukovskaya always used to look quite good, but she's getting old.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:19,
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You know your long jump and triple jump athletes well sir ;)
I just liked the face she was pulling :D
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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*More* empty seats?
Then again if a long jumper was packing firearms I'd probably vacate sharpish too...
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:24,
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I think this isn't a looped gif
this is six hour footage of the exact moment an olympian went mad and TIME FROZE!
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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It looks rather like
it's him that's pissed himself, the women either side are keeping as far away as possible
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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You have moved to teh Cornywalls?
You'll never leave/escape ;)
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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I have indeed
I have crap internet, no heating, non-vertical walls and an outside toilet. And nobody can find the house. But I'm still not moving back to Slough.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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I moved down here 4 years ago
you'll need a dehumidifier or 10 - as a bonus I have discovered they are an excellent way of keeping your doughnuts fresh :)
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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haha
It's not too damp atm, but we are trying to work out the best way to heat the place, being off-grid and that. At the moment we're just using friction.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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Having gas/oil delivered is extortionate
Lots of people I know down here use wood burning stoves
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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Yer
We have one, so will use it when it gets proper cold. CH is oil but it doesn't work, and the boiler is the size of the Death Star, so we were thinking about solar. Pricey.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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Might be worth seeing if you have
one of those rent-a-roof solar deals in your area.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:16,
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Sorry to interject
But have you considered a paraffin lamp? My folks have one as they live in the middle of nowhere and it will light/warm a room up nicely without having to heat the whole house and paraffin is relatively cheap.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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Haha, not seen this pic, he looks like a kindly vicar overwhelmed by attention
Also: He was on the Bakerloo.
Bakerloo is coloured brown on the tube map.
Secret code: He likes it in the brown shaft.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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Bakerloo is coloured brown on the tube map.
Secret code: He likes it in the brown shaft.
Aw, bless.
He hasn't got a clue where he is or what's going on.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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There's a song to go with this, I got the lyrics here
*clunk* *alarm sound*
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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The hazards of not submitting a flight plan over the the Londons during the limpics?
:D
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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hahaha
you're in the army now
wooooaaaooaaah you're in the army
now
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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wooooaaaooaaah you're in the army
now
arf
bit of a waste of explosives
blowing up an empty stadium, that is..
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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blowing up an empty stadium, that is..
Wrong flags, strangulation sponsorship, empty seats after sold out claims ...
The discourse of this Olympics says "Britain" far more than the opening ceremony could ever have.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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They gave up trying to even give away tickets to some events
I wonder why the nation was cheering so much on the build up..
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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Haha they look so bored
poor soldiers being ordered to watch limpics
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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It does make you wonder
how many G4S staff are bunking off but sitting at home watching the Olympics.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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"Every time I clap my hands, a child dies."
"Well stop clapping, then."
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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...maybe I'm misreading this gif
but you felt the need to applaud? I'm a bit worried now.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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But if it does,
I suspect it would be, "You're going to a well-deserved long prison sentence, assclown, and that gives me grim satisfaction."
Would that be about it?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Would that be about it?
The intention was sarcastic applause at what the guy did given he's slow clapping
I don't seem to be very good at sarcasm
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:40,
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Aah
Sorry, I didn't know that gif was for "Slow clap". I was thinking how, in the film he's clapping because he's confused and desperate.
Which threw me a bit :|
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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Which threw me a bit :|
It's been a very, very long time since i've seen the film to be honest
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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I read it as "this is how hard you're going to get your bottom spanked everyday for the rest of your life"
*or until they electrocute him ;)
Nice effect btw
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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Nice effect btw
:)
I was being sarcastic last night, but realise now it was ripe for misunderstanding, so it is now gone..
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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she's cutting his ear off !
and he seems to be enjoying it
kinky devils
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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kinky devils
Beksinski's paintings are the stuff nightmares are made of
which pretty much makes them awesome
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:56,
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which pretty much makes them awesome
He's now my new favourite artist.
I'll be saying casually at parties "Yah ... very Beksinki-esque" in a slightly bored tone, in the vicinity of anyone I want to irritate.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:53,
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I've been away for two weeks and it looks like it's wibble as usual
at b3ta towers. Any big sexy flounces while I was away?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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yes but everyone involve was a dickhead
*doesn't know if anything has happened
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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*doesn't know if anything has happened
Oh shit, we need to do something!
WE MUST FORM A BASEBALL TEAM AND WIN THE SUPER BOWL AND USE THE MONEY TO SAVE THE YOUTH CENTRE!!!
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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Actually.........
No, I can't remember why I started this, It started with a cat then... evolved.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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I like this very much
but did you draw all of it, or did you just add Maria?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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I think it's because Team GB is shite.
Better luck next time in 2016 maybe.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I knows it but I get just as much satisfaction seeing a looser as I do a winner.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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:)
In all fairness, mind... I normally hate people who do that.
Oscar Wilde is (probably apocryphally) quoted as saying sarcasm is the lowest form of wit... but he didn't live long enough to witness people correcting other's typos
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:54,
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Oscar Wilde is (probably apocryphally) quoted as saying sarcasm is the lowest form of wit... but he didn't live long enough to witness people correcting other's typos
Generally it's one person
at a time.
But if I could drop a neutron bomb that would only kill people who type "alot"…show me the button!
Edit: replaced 'group of full stops' with Unicode ellipsis.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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But if I could drop a neutron bomb that would only kill people who type "alot"…show me the button!
Edit: replaced 'group of full stops' with Unicode ellipsis.
all i've seen is the synchronised diving
britain were embarrasingly bad
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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there were no finals
or rather, there were no heats, as only 6 or 7 teams entered
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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I don't geddit
but I don't get the point of spending billions on running and jumping either.
Nicely done though :)
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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Nicely done though :)
celebrating achievements of those who strive to be the best at what they do?
I mean... y'know... just a thought
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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I mean... don't get me wrong.
I think people who have moaned about the fact a great deal of money has
been spent during a time of austerity and recession have a valid point (even though I'm all for the Olympics)
but, fuck me... it's too late now. The Games are here, there's nothing they can do to stop them
(with the exception of blowing the whole place sky high - which would end up costing MORE money)... just get involved and fucking enjoy it
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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been spent during a time of austerity and recession have a valid point (even though I'm all for the Olympics)
but, fuck me... it's too late now. The Games are here, there's nothing they can do to stop them
(with the exception of blowing the whole place sky high - which would end up costing MORE money)... just get involved and fucking enjoy it
believe it or not public spending is the best thing to do in a recession
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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I seem to remember hearing the National Socialists did this to great effect,
pulling Germany out of spiralling inflation/ unemployment in the 1930's.
It seems the success might have gone to their heads a bit though.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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It seems the success might have gone to their heads a bit though.
don't people tend to celebrate them by paying them fuckloads of money?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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you're right... I can't get moved for Olympic archers, power-walkers, etc
lauding their swollen wallets at me
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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wait while I check Wikipedia for all of the other lesser-known sports that people invest so much of their lives to
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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wait, you're happy to spend billions
celebrating sportsman who are good at sports that either no one knows about, or does, but it's so shit that they wouldn't want to play anyway?
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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don't worry... the 100m misanthropy will be in there soon
something you can REALLY get behind
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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i hardly think that thinking the olympics is bullshit makes me misanthropic
i'm looking forward to the 400m corporate swindling
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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did you not read my first reply?
I'm happy to spend billions "celebrating achievements of those who strive to be the best at what they do?"
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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I couldn't give a shit how high someone can jump
doesn't enrich my life one iota
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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By the looks of that Captain Caveman
They've redone him in CGI.
Speaking as a child of the 1980s, I thoroughly disapprove.
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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Speaking as a child of the 1980s, I thoroughly disapprove.
They haven't... have they?
What next, the Raccoons?
I bleedin' hope not D:
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Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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I bleedin' hope not D:
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