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[challenge entry] Equestrianlols
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# HORSEY HORSEY HORSEY PLOP
HORSEY HORSEY HORSEY PLOP

HORSEY HORSEY HORSEY PLOP

HORSEY PLOP HORSEY PLOP PLOP PLOP

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# fol de rol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# ah! the chorus!
you know the song too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# which one's which?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Sorry,
which one's Zara?
edit. mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I PISS
IN YOUR MIND
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Who's who?
edit: FFS...
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# game over, man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# congrats.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Is he holding little tea-lights?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Bully.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
# she's giving the two fingers salute to the gold medallist
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Indeed. :D

(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Wait... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# wat

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:04, archived)
# did you do the landscape?
its actually very beautiful and is rich is humanism

edit: beksinski- nevermind :P
(augsav, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Beksinski...awesome!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:00, archived)
# hello again
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hmmm. What videogame?? :)
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
Jet Set Willy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Thank you Dick ^^
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I can name 3 great Silver Medalists...............
........................uhh..................................................hmm................................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# So is Camilla too old for the equestrian then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:49, archived)
# She'd never be able to make it over those jumps at her age.
Let alone with a jockey on her back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# HA I AM HAVING DIFFICULTY DISTINGUISHING THE HORSEY FROM THE HORSEY FACED WOMAN
I hope noone else has made this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Ahhh mother and daughter, happy together :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# but which one is the...
HAHAH

HAHAH

I AM ORIGINAL MR FUNNY!!!

See what I DID THERE!! oh..

oh

I see

I feel cheap and sullied now.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
she isn't THAT pretty. great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Horsey lady ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Very good
But can I just point out here that I think Zara Phillips is rather lovely, and I would.

Her, and Darcey Bussell, at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I
concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# which would be the front of the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# a work of wonderfullness
WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# #50
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:27, archived)
# SHHHHIIIIIII-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Steampunk copter cat! Excellent
What's with the hovering stalactite though?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
# atomic bomb init
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# They're standing a bit near, ain't they?
Or is this the conclusion of a mass suicide pact that Bromfield was unaware of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# It's just a baby bomb to scare him a little (and possibly kill him).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ah, hovercat protypes were so much more relaxing
fun for nuns to nazis
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:31, archived)
# A good time was had by all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# nice
who's the target?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Bromfield the bear
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
# What should Maria say?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# "This isn't reich you at all, darling!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ASPARAGUS £2 A PUNNET
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'm not cleaning this up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# dinner's ready darling
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# "This zombie is looking right up my robe."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I need a wee but I can't with you lot watching
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Bromfield has wee'd Big Bird
I'm going for an Elmo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha...oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# "Almost there..."
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Stomping on zombies, gold cocks and bear piss. These are a few of my favourite things...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Get in line Hitler, you'll have to make do with sloppy fiths
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Does this look infected?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# You will never get the fractal cock crucifix!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Fuck yeah! :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
Adolph, I have told you before .. don't bring your goddam work home with you!
(Sir Elderberry Finchy Esq Wearing a nice chiffon blouse, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Of course!
THE BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# European Space Agency unveil new Mars probe
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# *joins the search for Spock*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Awesomes.
All awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# the future's orange
strangest birthday party ever but I like the entertainer
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hitler for hire.
Weddings
Bar Mitzfahz
Funerals
Children's Birthday Parties
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# its his own fault for turning left
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I know. He's heading East at sunset. -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# "One's getting the hang of this"
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Charlie W's XTreme Windsor Great Park Boarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# It really happened
Back in the 80s, there's footage of him "reaching out" to "the youth" and having a go on a skateboard. Needless to say, he fell off. Unfortunately Youtube doesn't appear to have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Not on Youtube? Coincidence? One thinks not.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# OW!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)
# skateboard has sad face
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
# LIES !
it was the 70's
BBC -Prince Charles on a skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# oh man, he fits right in!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# That's the one - well found
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# One might say "radical".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Of all the puerile digital arts communities on all the web
You had to surf onto mine
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Well there are certain sections of New York
that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# You Googled it for her, you can Google it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# SIlly rick!
Google not invented till 1998!

Dastardly wartime German search engine not allow jazz searches.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# We'll always have Lycos...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Meanwhile, at Bletchly Park:
"Whatcha got there, Alan?"
"It's a new machine that finds songs for you from a fragment of a lyric."
"Oh good. Do you think we can use it for cracking codes as well?"
"Spose."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Sam regretted letting one of the regulars search it for him...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Truely rickrolled.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Enemy of everyone. Its ACTA!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
no it is porcupine :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
# No! Iz Hodgeheg!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# H'jog!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Hedgy Jogger!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# No,..iz former cat copter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# This Erinaceus Europaeus is clearly deep in the midst of a crushing existential quandary.
As you are versed in matters philosophical, how would you propose this young erinine creature find psychological self-actualisation?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not sure I can masturbate to this post, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Frankly I don't think you're trying hard enough, slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I'm sorry
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:13, archived)
# something cute...
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Oh Mu...you don't have to impress us.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# By eating the ultimate slug.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Slugzilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I iz a free pig.
*starts lead guitar intro*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# It went
but don't worry, they made up a new ackronym and they'll redo it everytime till we all obey the will of american corporations like good little bastards.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
# o
k
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Leave ACTA alone!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
# THAT BOOKLET!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# run before it destroys a demographic
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Good read!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I was stunned that there were words between the covers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Stare into the beasts eyes...
It knows what you did. And finds it terribly arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Westons..
..Perry making since 1880
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Billy, Chandler, Kathy, Katy and a pub
... I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Needs more Mason, White and Como
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# And whatnot out of Harry Enfield
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
#
Wasn't Much Marcle the home of Fred West?
(Banjo Legs, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Bloimey! To be an undertaker in nointeenth century Landahn!
(I assume that's what he is. Back then, I imagine everyone dressed like this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# He's an engineer...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Bloimey! To be an engineer in nointeenth century Landahn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
# First NBC think he is a Dickens character
and now Fox thinks he is an undertaker. Not a good week for Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
# At least they didn't skip his entire section in favour of a Ryan Seacrest interview...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# shouldn't he have had a cigar
oh wait.. that'd have probably offended someone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
# He had one
goodteethbadteeth.wordpress.com/2012/07/28/boyled-over/
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I never noticed
I so naughty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Fox News thinks he's an undertaker?
Heh. Link please :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:15, archived)
# no no
check the user name of the person i replied to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# .........but it sounded so plausable :D
What does that tell you about the Fox network?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Indeed
I always treat Fox headlines with the same respect that i gave Sunday Sport headlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
meAAAAAOOOWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] heeeheeeheee

Sorry if it's been done?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# hæhæh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
# ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# i'm not british
but i love this challenge since it reminds me of the mocking of our very own prince gut here
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I can't think of anything else besides a racist remark about the guy formerly know as Prince :^P
I'm leaving this here, 'coz it's too quick and dirty for a thread of it's own:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# This won't end well! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Wot no helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# What's that at the top then?
A flying windmill shark?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Ye- I mean no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# So we're agreed then
Flying windmill sharks exist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)
# A flying windmill shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Green heir!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
# :D
very good and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Grand.
Top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Yayz XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
# cheers Moggy ;)
I no longer believe you are the Truck Driver called Dave, we all assumed you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] WHY SO SORRIOUS?
(1.618..., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
He's gone for the 60's look for comic con I see
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Excellent!
To the main page with this one!
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Sorry if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# hey kids, wanna see a movie ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# oooh, creepy
I was going to take the kids to see this until now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# go see it. it's fun and bright and shiny
just like his holiness
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha, I'm sold

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] First gold
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10815705
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
they've successfully delivered a shot to their own foot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# haha, very true
Could you take back the extra 200,000 seats we haven't filled too?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# It'll
be a fluffy, inflatable one if it weighs the indicated 1000g.
(pahakyy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# The bingo table is over there!
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
# haha, she's saying, "You're a fuckin' dick'ead Cameron!"
And who's the lady checking the Royal Ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
#
"""And who's the lady checking the Royal Ass?""""Princess Anne ?
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I think she's on her phone
(likeajackhammer, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# no... she's not... she's wondering about poking the queen's bum hole
(likeajackhammer, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:16, archived)
# every time I licked a stamp it crossed my mind.
wood.
(waxdart hello., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Looks like Judi Dench
Dame Judi Dench - bumwatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# looks like Anne is about to do the loser forehead thing with her hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ^ this
A tiny little loser
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] doesn't even feel the recoil...
bastard Arnie gun

cause he's mum 'ard
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Nice gun. Has he loaded his bullets backwards though?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# probably :D
too much working out!

not enough yanking the chopper
big arnie
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Shoot 'em with the fat end of the bullet
it'll hurt more.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Mind the roses Arnold
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)
# haha he loves a nice bloom
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
this works really well if you add your own sound effects!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# people are now looking at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
# they always have done
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha ha funny


but true
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
# ^this
Machine gun sound effect 1 or sound effect 2?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# the 2nd one made me a little turgid... :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# yer doing it wrong bro
When you photoshop Obama, you gotta put a Hitlerstache on him, lizard eyes, scales, blood on his hands, and maybe the severed head of a small white child.

Take it from an American.
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# FACT: I SAW OBAMA CLOSE UP AND HE IS A REPTILIAN
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, OBAMA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:30, archived)
# How was the tea party?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
(patella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# oozey!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:35, archived)
# You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)
# The scales made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I laffo'd
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Caught him part-way through the transformation into a Prawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:33, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)
# creepy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# haaahahaha
feckin' hell
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Are you lost, sweetheart? Are you 'fraid, honey? Well then, why don't you come with me?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Reverend Kane.
One scary old dude.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of Albert Steptoe
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Haaaaaarold.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
has to be done?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Looks a bit like the new James Bond bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# The long-legged Mac Daddy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Rambocat flies in to serve the gooks some hot leaden death for breakfast.

Game fucking over, man (400kb+)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:16, archived)
# racism lols
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Humourisms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hah! well I suppose this kinda fits
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I suppose lasers do count as guns.
I suppose lasers do count as guns.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I love the slowly grooving hatstand in this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Blimey, and it's only taken 6 years of shoddy hummus
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# YAY!
I just checked my own and hadn't realised I'd passed that landmark myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
# not far off the big 5
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I know!
time flies
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I just checked and I'm 26 posts away from 36000
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# blimey
I doff my hat to you and the other big posters, there's some folk over 75k!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I've slowed down a lot in recent years
but in the early days I used to be here all day and be consistently in the top 10 in the message board stats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Jesus!
That's insane. What did you do during the B3ta war gramps?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Woo
*prints off to buy fluffys fags down the shops later
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Congrats dude
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# can't be licked !
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
You win a boxed set of Bergerac on Betamax.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Each one so special in its own way
Conga rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Keep piling it on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] G'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
it's a bloody disgrace. Thousands of school kids (including my own) would love to have had a chance to see the games. Stupid bloody organisation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Part of the deal LOCOG made, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Under no circumstances should anyone be allowed
to enjoy any part of the Olympics for free.

They should just mark the empty seats up as 'Olympic Lane'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Team tumbleweed ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# shocking
tumbleweed wasn't even security checked
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Guns are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Aw - i was expecting the chap on the right to wait, open his eyes, then do a glee dance!
Suppose its a bit too much to ask, seeing as something like 12 people will probably see this due to B3TA DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:11, archived)
# yeah....
where IS everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Exploring deep space.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# cool.
Who's in charge?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Dunno. I didn't even get an invite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
# watching the lolympics
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)
# haha. I had thought about something similar
but I think rob hasn't even checked in today?! I'd say less than 12 will see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# what number am i?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:16, archived)
# 4
4-real
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Phew! Close one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Vimod v's Freebase

I guess a pea-roast is ok when
the last post was 4 hours ago?!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:45, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:57, archived)
# fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# I love that bit
As for the 4 hours ago thing? Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:45, archived)
# nice
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# full frontal lobotomy
yay
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:25, archived)
# You vill tell me.
You vill! I vant to see zee gun, I do. You vill show me now, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:43, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# some epic concentration going on there
maybe she's playing poo-chess...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:53, archived)
# this is killing b3ta
you're a cunt, and you should delete your profile.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:08, archived)
# BEETA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:10, archived)
# DID SICK SLICK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:11, archived)
# i'm hungry for a flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:16, archived)
# This is similar to an idea I had for a calendar a few years ago
it was called "celebrity shitter" and each month had a picture of a celebrity taking a dump.

My idea got shot down but I think maybe now the timing is right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Maybe the gun...
...is hidden in a plastic bag in the cistern.

She looks like she's going to go postal in her local Little Chef right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)
# 'going postal'
I think it's about time they changed that term to something like;
'going theatrical' or 'going collegiate'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:37, archived)
# b3ta is dead...congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# "Allo my name's David - and I'd like to sing you a tune til the next stop...."


"now how the fuck does it go..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I'm learning to play the ukulele at the moment...
I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# beware boxers v ukelele players


Ali v Formby was a claissic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# That's next....
as soon as I can afford one...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# i played one the other day
not my bag at all,
far too brash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# A friend of mine has a gitanjo.
A six string banjo tuned like a guitar...
The sound from it is immense, But it was Ā£600 :-(
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# 6 strings? Pah!
I have (somewhere) a Framus 12 string banjo. Takes a week to restring and tune, weighs a ton and is truly horrible!
(therealche, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Are we still allowed to call a jew's harp a jew's harp?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Yes as long as there are no Jews in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# keep at it!
i've been playing a while and i can manage c & g too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# "I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger..."
was the first line of George Formby's little known 1924 hit "Eeeeee..by 'eck, y'wanker..."

The chorus ran: "Turned out nice again....E=MC2"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger
I'm an ugly motherfucker
and a truly awful singer

I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks

Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*

*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Got the tabs?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# he usually hangs around on /links
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Well remembered, mictoboy!
Brought tears to my eyes...Formby often claimed to run out of rhymes. He has since been exposed as an opium fiend.
I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?

You'll remember the wanking scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Peter Sellers also played the uke
Hear him here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4o_4FqMM0
Also, see if you can find some stuff by the foremost ukulele punk band, Uke 'til you Puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTaXblksZu8

better version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Fal0faBog#t=06m33s
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Have a Blister on my Finger?
I haven't heard that - who's it by?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
Ten Tory Love Songs
(viet_donkey_cong Charlie don't surf the web, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# sitting on the wall :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# that guitar is upside down
is cameron left handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# no he learnt from Hendrix !!!
trust you ... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Or maybe he just doesn't know how do play the thing
"Yah it's one of those modern rock 'n' roll instruments you know"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# This isn't tuned like a lyre!
George? George! What on Earth *is* it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
# "Somebody get me a bow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# didn't think of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# no
he just has an extreme right wing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 1:46, archived)
# Cam Ba Yah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Talkin' 'bout my... remuneration
Why don't y'all f-f-f-f-...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Hehe, best spoof I ever heard of that song was
People try to put him down
Talking 'bout my blind alsation
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha, i fucking love this
did anyone see him and that french cunts lame attempt at the mexican wave?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# it's called a mexican wank
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Nice
I like how it looks as though everyone else is pretending it's not really happening.
Like people usually do when there's a nutter on the tube.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Singin' the blues
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)

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