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# Progressive Insurance


Soulless cunts

Edit: apologies for TOAP.

Edit: source
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:05, archived)
# great minds?
b3ta.com/board/10826808
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Only a soulless cunt wouldn't take part.
Progressive Insurance, perhaps.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# o/
there's a few more pics on the bunch of soulless cunts facebook page
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Meanwhile, on Facebook:
This.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# yeah, saw that!
lol
errrr.. i mean, the soulless cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Soulless cunts?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
# problem is its mainly TOAP, which gets very old very fast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)
# mebee
there's a few good usable, non-toapy, pics on the facebook page though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I don't get why people expect people who do adverts to hold the same values as the company they're paid to advertise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:16, archived)
# We don't, of course.
We're merely taking the imagery that the company uses, and subverting it; in the case of Progressive Insurance, to highlight that they are soulless cunts.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I just feel sorry for Stephanie Courtney
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# But this is not Stephanie Courtney....
It's a character she plays called Flo.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# flo, the soulless cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It's a company.
It's designed to make money. Money is finite - that's how it works. People are infinite. Money is more important than people. People is oil, money the machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Money is a lot less finite than people.
Massive banking crisis? No problem, create a few trillion dollars electronically and inject them into banks to shore them up.

On the other hand, people take care of reproducing themselves, it's true.

I've no problem with companies as money-making machines; I run one myself; but there does come a point where pursuing the money turns you into a soulless cunt.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# You're religious, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Fuck no.
Atheist born and raised.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Thank god for that!
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# money is not finite
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Well it's not infinite, or it would have no value.
People are. We put a monetary value on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:16, archived)
# It's the same as those who can't differentiate between the actor and character they play
Some peebles are stoopid :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# because the average person is an idiot, and the lower 50% are even bigger idiots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I like this one of theirs (unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41, archived)
# This one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Do you fuckin' want some of this, pal?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Would, have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# what complete and utter cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# soulless, Thor_sonofodin,
the soulless cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
# indeed
what complete and utter soulless cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Flo wasn't sure about this new approach?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Pwhoarr
That lady made a young me very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# makes me think of the nurse in Kill Bill
for some reason files.chesscomfiles.com/images_users/tiny_mce/MyCowsCanFly/nurse%20from%20kill%20bill.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Quick 'n' dirty and now it's lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# I've hugged her
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Did she smell of sex...
...with undertones of brimstone?
(minimalist ..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Annie Lennox was in startrekwars?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# i'm trying to think who you've made blake (is that blake?) look like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# james woods!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
# It's Avon
not Blake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# oh ok.
who thought of these names?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)
# A man called Terry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
# and june?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Nation
Terry Nation. He also thought up the Daleks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)
# No, the real Daleks invented Terry Nation to make up stories about them.
So when they do invade, everyone will rush out to meet them and have their photo taken and they can annihilate them all in one go.

Thinking back about Blake's 7, I have a feeling he didn't think much of Mrs Thatch either.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I've made him look quite a lot
like Paul Darrow from Emmerdale.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
# errrrmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Is ORAC plugged into
the server LAN?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
# SPANGGGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# C
ompetition
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Ooh ta!
(Ninj Edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, archived)
# it'sgoing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# sorry for thread jack, but this links post has crawed my irk
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1703388
so, i was thinking maybe a mid comp, image comp.
maybe yes, maybe no
maybe rain, maybe it's just a shit idea and we can all just move on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Wrong kind of paralytic he was hoping for :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# haha...bally good Ninj,bally good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!
Ninj is back. Haven't seen you in these parts for a while pilgrim?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Cheers Q! Been in lully Norfolk :)
Happy Anniversary BTW \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
cheers mate. Hand made card, some roses and out for a kid-free meal tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D have a great night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hey! You've been in Norfolk and you didn't come and say hello....?
Bad Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Sorry Moleypoo, I didn't like to intrude. Truth is, we hardly budged from the campsite.
Clippesby Hall, smashing! Going next year so we'll have a brew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Clippseby eh? We were on Waxham beach on Sunday... just up the road.
Beautiful part of the county isn't it....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Tis gorgeous mate!
Lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the 100m front crawl in the limpic stadium
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] it's in memory of his cousin...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:08, archived)
# That's pretty good value
A lot of bumblast for a buck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:10, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
i'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:24, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Tubgirl has some competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Yay! Bumblasts ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That's cheap
He could charge a fiver for that and still have more customers than he knows what to do with.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:26, archived)
# He could offer his services as a bumblastogram
"Say it *and* spray it".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# have some more
bumblast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Mr. Bumblastic, say me fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Here's $10...
...please deliver 10 of your finest to:
Mr. D Cameron.
10 Downing St.,
That London,
England.
(minimalist ..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:04, archived)
# So, I was watching the, very 90s, action flick "Speed" last night......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:06, archived)
# I remember a teacher at my school had one of these in the mid 80s
nokiamuseum.com/view.php?model=Mobira%20Talkman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:17, archived)
# I'm sure I saw one of those in Saving Private Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:28, archived)
# needs tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Eeewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:25, archived)
# *drags out size twelve armoured ****kicking boots...*
(in other news I haz sausages eggs and hash browns. NOM)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Porridge & Blueberries for me with a mug of splosh.
Handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:51, archived)
# I had only basic porrids with no bueburties in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:57, archived)
# *BREAKING NEWS*
hash browns are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:57, archived)
# I don't understand potatoes for breakfast,
why not just have chips?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:01, archived)
# yeah, i don't get it either
hash browns are simply awful any time of day though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Broke my foot
and scuffed me kickers
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:39, archived)
# haha, he invented the lighter, you know
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Quit hogging that boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:08, archived)
# There is only one picture of a spliff on the internet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:17, archived)
# he invented the internet too
not spiff though, that was the baby jesus
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:19, archived)
# haha that's so true!
I've got the same one I use for various shite :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:54, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# thanks for the source
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:21, archived)
# i think i met him once when i was in france
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33, archived)
# haha eeewwww
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:20, archived)
# EEeeek!
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:28, archived)
# this Haraf guy is really popular, who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:32, archived)
# antimatter version of farah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:49, archived)
# sweet, does he have super powers, or is "looking surprised" all he's got?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:59, archived)
# He has the ability to put small objects inside of larger objects
and also the ability to do the runs fastly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I must pay the country of Niatirb Taerg a visit. I've heard it's charming at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:50, archived)
# yes, the Char Ming has grown particularly well in the cotswolds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Lluh is bracing
(gijoel, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52, archived)
# It's OM.
It says it on the billboard above his head.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:05, archived)
# Om Haraf, best of all the antimatter runmen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:11, archived)
# If he ever bumps into that Tlob Naisu then we're all fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:15, archived)
# So Om is the head of the Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:14, archived)
# no, the Itanimulli
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:16, archived)
# i think he was friends with the late rdli hakkis
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35, archived)
# The news from Merika has been slow this weekend...


working in transparencies is hard!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:58, archived)
# haven't heard about this yet, our media is still overwhelmed by the idea that a person would abuse steroids to win at sports
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:05, archived)
# This explains how Brandow got his face.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:19, archived)
# I thought that was from the coke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:28, archived)
# Well he is a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:45, archived)
# Argh! Come on, those guys would never wear a uniform.
Since Romney doesn't care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn't care about old people. - Andy Borowitz
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:07, archived)
# I know!
Also, I have heard this is the first time all four candidates never wore a uniform. Going to be interesting to see how the veteran and active duty vote goes.

and to de-RIS : Newt, Mittens, Frothy Santorum, and some Gov from Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:24, archived)
# awww, Mittens!
 
that's so fucking cute I could almost forget what an unmitigated asshat that guy is (but not quite)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:38, archived)
# happily, you've reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLYJVGAqNLY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:46, archived)
# That was not too bad!
PHC was better back then.

another Newt song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j01Wkw8Lqu4
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Perry.
The hardest part for me is accidentally watching "regular" tv while checking ou the Olympics, and seeing what "regular" people are saying about these dangerous fascists. Oh, he's a gooood family man.

I'm too busy photoshopping a zebra right now to care.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:44, archived)
# first colour photos from Mars!
hi-res colour panorama from Curiosity

it's taking them a while to photoshop out all the top-secret bits though:

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:21, archived)
# I like the piss-jug, nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:39, archived)
# twas in the original
they love drinking their own
source pic
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:08, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:29, archived)
# THIS PISS
IS BOILING.

IT IS BOILING PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:33, archived)
# A Burningman Piss Jar!
Essential equipment...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:43, archived)
# ZEBRA PIE
(1.618..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Pete Burns is looking chipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Pete Bums
(1.618..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:14, archived)
# from The Gardencentre of Gethsemane, just off junction poo
(1.618..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:21, archived)
# FUCKING CHEM TRAILS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:39, archived)
# now mofaha do you mean meat pie or cow pie here?
 
there is a difference (but depending on the quality of said pie, it may not be much)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:41, archived)
# have you never read desperate dan?
how old are you?

one question two parts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:53, archived)
# yeah I never read the Dandy, so I don't know, probably Dan was just a big scat muncher
 
and old enough that I have to do some sums when someone asks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:00, archived)
# o/
i have to ask mrs real how old she is, then add a year
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
# let's just say 35-40, I know I'm not forty yet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:04, archived)
# same
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:06, archived)
# Fuck you both.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:45, archived)
# old duffer then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:15, archived)
# he's just jealous cause we still have our original parts
 
MINT IN BOX LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:38, archived)
# wrapped in cellophane
have i said too much?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Old, and horribly bitter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:11, archived)
# even get a free certificate of bitter when you hit 40 too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:16, archived)
# I quite enjoyed my uncle's Eagle annuals from the 50s, but I saw some Beanos in the 80s and they were fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:08, archived)
# i had a few commando comics. i think they were similar to eagle
dandy was even worse than beano, not least becasue it couldn't have a gayer name, unless it was called gayer
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:17, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:46, archived)
# it's no beached as, but it did travel a bit, didn't it
tvnz.co.nz/national-news/blow-pie-cop-internet-hit-3090178
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:43, archived)
# this still gets me
one in a million copper
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:55, archived)
# our cops don't carry guns on their hips, so they have to use their wits.
 
and tasers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Mohammed!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Plan B:

edit: plan c it is then... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# when are you going to post some zebras ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the closing ceremony...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)
# yes ! waited all day for this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Haha. That would have been an improvement.
For a billion dollars, or whatever it was, I could only watch it on fast forward.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha had to happen
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:32, archived)
# yayyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:39, archived)
# The 767 is a very antiquated aircraft.
(billiepipersteeth, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:03, archived)
# \_o_/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh Duh Duh Duh!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, archived)
# S.R. You're So Pig !
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Not entirely happy with it but it's dun now, if not bin before.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# congratulations on finally finishing it
little ? looks a fair size to me
s/he seems happy with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# It's shorter than the distance between his eyes.
But if you consider that a 'fair size', I won't press the point :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)
# hahaha
well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I also said
'press the point'
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:52, archived)
# chortle arf
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# ahhahhhah
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# To be fair, it's hard not to get aroused at the seaside.
I fucking love sandcastles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
fucking love love fucking
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:13, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Hindenburg


Click for bigger (373 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! garyturner, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Mo the humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Heh
Interestingly, I made the picture below last night as my first and only Mediocre Approves image, but decided against uploading it. Yours just made me upload it anyway. TRUFAX.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# haha thumbs up from me too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] zebra is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# FUCK YEA

/edit: beware!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# one of the classics
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Ahaha
Have you seriously been here that long?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, archived)
# You don't have to have lived in the 18th century
to have heard of Mozart
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# This is very true
Out of interest, have you got a link to the original? I know I've seen it fairly recently but I've no idea where. Well, B3ta, but Google is useless and Micto doesn't have it in his dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4457268
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha bookmarked too
oh and this
www.b3ta.com/questions/crybabies/post29332
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:17, archived)
# :)
It's actually Zak's copy that's now in the original thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, archived)
# THAT'S IT!
That's where I saw it recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Excellent, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Looking at the op's profile,
he only ever made 3 posts in total.
I would love to know what the other 2 were.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:34, archived)
# And now you shall
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/36363
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Also, given that this is where his images were hosted
it seems fairly likely that this is him:
www.ukdragon.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)
# And here's what he looks like!
www.meetup.com/NottinghamProgrammers/members/11949782/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# His employment history:
uk.linkedin.com/in/kierensearle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# His old b3ta account:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3457
2 FPs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)
# how on earth did you find that one?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:55, archived)
# It was on google
He reveals his full name in a post. It's definitely the same guy because it's the ukdragon site again that hosted his FPs. Last active in 2008 as well, so dieok was probably his joke account.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha excellent
i'm impressed, i normally give up on these things after two minutes of futile searching
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I like following trails
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I've noticed :)
Actually, was it you first found Jonesy's Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# best joke account eva !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Gosh. Only just spotted all your work down here.
I'm now very frightened.
I am going to gaz rob and ask to have my account deleted asap.
Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:18, archived)
# This is an extremely entertaining, and terrifying, thread
I've just been following trails for myself. They're... very easy to find.

Ah well, who needs anonymity when they're posting pictures with magneta cocks spurting spunk online?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I'd be quite surprised if anyone could find out much about me online.
Google shows nothing for my name and I have never had a facebook.
I can't imagine anyone being interested enough to try either.

edit: Oh no - Google has found me! I appear to be listed on company-director-check.co.uk and 192.com albeit with the wrong birthday in each case. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:27, archived)
# This sounds like a challenge!
(You're not called Duncan are you?)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Not after today, no.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
# damn it, i should have hunted first and asked later
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Anyway, no - not Duncan.
But I'm not going to help you narrow it down beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 1:00, archived)
# endowed small!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:15, archived)
# quite the little detective, aren't we?
i've been resisting the temptation to email him for the last couple of minutes. i'm not sure i can hold on much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:48, archived)
# do it !
I think the fame got to him, his last post had a lot of replies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Sent
Given his field of work I have no doubt that within three days my career will be over because it would be the job of about two minutes to dredge my identity out of the internet and email my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I hope you put in a request for horse is a alien+tony
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:02, archived)
# ^ this
I'm wondering who it could have been - Tony Hart, Tony Soprano, Tony the Tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:04, archived)
# God yeah
That's actually the only thing I asked for.


Edit: Answered the wrong post. To this one I was going to speculate that the alien was Cherie Blair and the Tony was Tony. The horse probably came down the steps and said BEWARE! to the two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Given that it was seven years ago, I'd imagine he'll be quite bemused.
Imagine if it turned out Freebase was his uncle or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:11, archived)
# That would make my day
Hell, it would make my month.

He lives in Beeston, though. I can't imagine Freebase in Beeston. My grandparents used to live in Beeston.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:13, archived)
# b3ta degrees of separation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Sturdy girl is Henry's granddaughter
and now I really must be going
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Ta ta
The detectiving was well worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I vaguely recal that it was Tony Blair.
*fuzzy memories*

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I can just imagine...
"Dear Boris's boss, please fire Boris cos he emailed me about some stuff I once did on a digital arts website. Love, Horse is a Alien bloke xxx"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Something like that :)
My boss would have a six hour conversation with me about it. In shortened form it would be

Boss: "Who on Earth was it emailed me earlier?"

Me: "Oh, was that someone saying I stalked him online and asked him about "Horse is Alien+Tony"?"

Boss: "Yes"

Me: "No idea. Someone who posted a picture of Horse is Alien and Tony on B3ta"

Boss: "Did you look at this from work?"

Me: "Only at lunchtime"

Boss: "Oh." [Laughs, turns and walks away.]
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# This is exactly how I imagine it, except
walks away highland flings away like Morecombe and Wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
# He's Norwegian
and from too far south to do the Trondheim hammer dance. But it could be something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# yeah i went looking too
i'd love to know what "horse is a alien+tony" was but i think we may never know :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, archived)
# no, I remember, it was Tony Blair.
 
unless I'm mistaken (which is entirely possible) it was the same horse/alien appearing to Tony Blair
ask gronkpan or cr3 or DavetheHat, they may be able to confirm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Yes, this ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:50, archived)
#
Did the horse say "BEWARE" to Tony? If so I must profess myself slightly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:25, archived)
# If i remember rightly, the horse comes out of the UFO first, says 'come on Tony', who follows. The both say BEWARE.
I could be mistaken, my mind isn't what it was...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:14, archived)
# That sounds amazing
I hope he emails me back with a copy of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:07, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Hello!


Please note: This pic was inspired by somebody else's work but was unsigned so I can't credit them.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
in the best way possible
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:54, archived)
# this is what happens if you don't cook your chipolatas enough
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:04, archived)
# is it meat you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:07, archived)
# This is fracken awesome!
Love the little details like the solitary looping hair in the top left :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Shhhh!
Don't mention the randomly migrated pube follicle.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Gum disease and too many late nights.
In that order.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:11, archived)
# This is great, as usual. You'd make a pretty good goth.
But please consider getting some decent conditioner.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hazel O'Connor !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That hadn't even occured to me!
Hmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Will you ,,,,,, will you ...... just .... politely ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Bin dun
by me anyway..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fPikl7nBw

I was thinking of eigth day as a vid....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# we thought about that didn't we
*puts icepack on head*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, archived)
# We did, and we should.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# let's do it then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# You're on, but might take
a while, and cost millions of lives. But was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? No! And it ain't over now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I said I'd do 'im and dun 'im I did (Bruno)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# it probably weren't me but this is a skateboarding kitten anyway


Edit: It's not *much* of a skateboarding kitten. Yours took a lot more effort than mine...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Yes it's horrible when you accidentally bite your tongue :D
Excellent, Sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I get that distant look when I'm enjoying an ice cream too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Call that an ice cream?

Now that's an ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This is a friend of mine's favourite painting
It's pretty morbid, and the story it depicts makes it even worse, but that's why she likes it.

Thank you for putting an ice cream in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Excellent!
I like the source, and the corrupted version you've got here too.

How did something like this become a cultural icon I wonder; sick puppies for the win.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Now I want ice cream. Dick, thanks
Danks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Lick dat!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:43, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Praps bindun?

WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahahaa
:D
You get my madmen pic for that:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Thanks!
It's ruddy lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:47, archived)
# this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Scotch iz srz bznz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
# poo and wee man wins award
this is mental
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:28, archived)

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