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# ...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'm not quite sure how, but this is definitely very racist.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Noel Fielding!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ha!
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Sithing Bull.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Oh very good.
Geronimaul.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Huzzah for Startrekwars pic knocking Daves shit down the board
also nicely :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Oh god is it back?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# more fucked up limbless manga shit :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Look below it though!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# chief evilfuck
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# At last we shall have revenge on da white man.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# oh he's back
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# i mostly like the parts when boosey was mutated
i also this booseymoment

youtu.be/-uWClFGQQvg

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# "shut up" hahahahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Busey is a hindu in the body of a Navajo with the soul of an asshole.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Leave Clan soul alone!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:48, archived)
# he died the way he lived


in a qube
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Terrifying!
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# what he said^
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Ta missus!
:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# So how come that Japanese lunatic hasn't been banned?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha ace's there ;-)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# This one is bringing back some bad memories!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Poor dismemberment bunny.
She tricked a man with a sleeping pill.
So Mine used the sleeping pills to her.
But I dunno her name.... :(

Bigger
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# paralympiclolz
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# This is not paralympic. Its his lunch time :3
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# their offspring re-populated MAHRS
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# kuato says it all
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I like when Bennett got his ass in Cohagen



imjussayin
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# bennett was in innerspace
imjussayin
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# yes, he had a dildo attachment


imjussayin is all
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# n_n
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Mum! You're embarrassing me.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Because, He eat her.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# no, he ate his arm off
and she ate her own arms off

is this what you mean? if not then lol
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# that's beautiful, moggy
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hehe :D
But this pic has not related to paralympic.
this is cannibalism.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# no limbs = related to paralaralympics....in my world >___<
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# no lims = his lunch time. (in this thread)
Because she is a sinner.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# what did she do?
>__<
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# She deceived a man for self-interest!
The man was innocent!!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# his grief is augmented
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# good man, sully
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# HEY AD-DAM, JA EVER HEARDA DARROW?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# "yeah, isn't he that old phag?"
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# PERSUADE MA FIST IN YO ASS, MUTHADUBLA!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# look closely and you can see he has a raging hard on, lol
probably augmented
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# that game was so fucking awesome, flawed but awesome
I'm currently playing Fallout 3 and it is spectacular
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# i finished fallout 3
i think i preferred it to skyrim, both are good games, although looking through cabinets for items does get a bit fucking tedious but is hard to avoid doing.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I got the GOTY edition, I recently finished Point Lookout, I won't get Broken Steel until I complete the main game
which will take forever as I got the Explorer perk and can now see every location on the main map

Also, the armour from the Anchorage DLC makes you a bad mother fuck, but it's not as nice looking as the Enclave armour

The Cause and Effect of the storyline is quite something, they put in an immense amount of work into that game.

imjussayin
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:48, archived)
# it was quite good, suffered from a fair few glitches, but that can be expected from a game of it's size
i'm thinking of buying uncharted 3, saw it in tesco for 35 squid, number two was very enjoyable.

oh have you seen the new game bethesda are working on? looks fucking sweet www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pFERquM0Ek
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah Dishounered looks rart good, a guy from Deus Ex + a guy from Assassin's Creed are on it.
35 euros?

fuck that, get ya ass on Steam, bargains ahoy
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# i don't think my rig could run it
:(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# me either, my laptop is bullshit now
i need to get some new shit
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# So you still have problems?
Check.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Nothing :D
Fine.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh FFS!
What a time to log in :(
*logs out again*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# fucking pussy


good point though
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# ^What the good Captain said
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:20, archived)
# SUPER SUPER SPANIEL SPOONS 3: No Dutch For Dabbla

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# As if by magic...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Wrong
Your picture has teh bad aids, what makes you want to even draw this?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
# This is normal :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# You are fucked up
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Not at all.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Jolly Jack walked into the b3ta shop. As if by magic the Mental appeared.


Edit: come on Moggy, link the image, it's putting me off my Twix.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Bobbins :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# what
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:08, archived)
# something about being raped by her/his father
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# is there really nothing in the faq about people not posting shit anime?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# There fucking well should be.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)
# WHAT
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Fuck off now, thanks.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# this thread pic is cannivalism pic. :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# everything is cool, moggy
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Oh your new work!! :D
*click*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# ^__^
thanks!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# won't open
>_______________<
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:15, archived)
# hide
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:19, archived)
# now kill yourself
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!
Nice one Gilgy!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Poor b3ta.
She's infected.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Pat to b3ta.
But I don't stop. :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# COME ON MODS, link this shit.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Fuck off, Dave.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I'm not Dave.
Should not say ill to my friend!! :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I'll ask you because you're sensibly.
I'm not starting an argument nore even a debate, I just want to know, I come to b3ta less and less these days, one of the main reasons I'm put off coming and joining in, is the general nastiness of the place, all the comments of "fuck off, link this shit, now go and kill yourself, Fuck off now, thanks," I wouldn't go to a pub or a club if people there spoke to eachother like that. regardless of what each of us thinks about Moggy is not the point.

The question I wanted to ask is just, why not just hit ignore or hide? then you just wouldn't see it.

As I say, I'm not sticking up for her or trying to start an argument, just a freindly question?

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Why don't you ask all the other people who have said as much?
I'm pretty fucked off that the likes of Prodigy (see below) tells me to "shut up" but allows her her freedom to be a cunt.

I told her to fuck off. Why must I put her on ignore when she's fucking up b3ta and it's not me being nasty look at her images - do you want to see that?

I get trolled for speaking my mind and told to shut up or ignore her - fuck that. I haven't been on b3ta for 9 years to be told she has more fucking rights than I do! Back in the days of Baz and Dutchbird she would have been hounded off the board - I'm not doing that I'm just telling her to fuck off that doesn't me go away it just means fuck off with you amputee yiffing fucking nonsense that isn't even slightly amusing and this is after all a comedy website and many people have contributed funny stuff over the years just to find now it belong to this stupid person here and we have less rights. Well fuck that - she can fuck off!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Fair point
well made.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Maybe she and Prodigy69 are the same person...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# That wouldn't surprise me.
But even though he gets on my tits (and not in a good way) he's a far better artist - just a cunt with it.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:43, archived)
# try looking in the mirror maiden...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Thankyou for your reply.
But my question "why not just hit ignore or hide?" was not me trolling you at all, and telling you to ignore her, it was just a polite question to you, asking why you didn't do that if you don't like her or her stuff.

Thankyou again.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# the trouble is that her posts might not contravene the faq
but they are entirely at odds with the ethos of the board (as I understand it, anyway).

Couple that with the japanese schoolgirl, me-no-understand act, and you've got a common or garden troll.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# you should take up the violin professionally
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Totally agree
I find the whole experience as a spectator quite spiffing, but as a participant it can be quite unpleasant at times. Most abusive. Which is why I created the clique topology.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:26, archived)
# The Clique network Topology
Clique
(, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)
# shut up..ta
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Stop posting this stuff. It's:
a: Fucked up.
b: Belongs on Deviantart, not here.
c: Making you and your fellow country look like an archipelago of sick twisted fucks.

So either link it, or better still stop posting it.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Here is b3ta. I think good now status :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Oh look, a confusing reply. Whatever.
Sorry, I've tried to get along with you but you're going on ignore for the time being.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ah come on, brain
worse has been posted on here and less was said about it, it might be a bit odd but it's not it's not pornographic, no rules are being broken.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I don't mind fucked up
if it's funny. This is just fucked up.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:17, archived)
# i don't think moggy is going away, unless she breaks a rule over and over and is b&
so i think it's best for all who hate her shit to ignore her
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
# like so many round here now..I can't fucking stand the user
but I like their art
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# As I said before, I don't mind sick and twisted if it's funny. This isn't funny, just derivatve by-the-numbers manga scribbling.
Fuck knows there's plenty of sites would welcome it with open arms.

Apart from the amputee ones, of course.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# torso-porn!
woo? yay?
.. anyone?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:42, archived)
# WOOYAY XD
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# still just you then
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Her body should fall down forward.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I saw this on Reddit a while ago
Warning NSFW/L Sick Fantasy Alert

Is this your idea of fun?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Sorry. I'm Japanese. reading is hard. :'(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# *clears cache*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:47, archived)
# even though that's pretty fucked up, its a good drawing
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Thank you n_n
If I have more times, I'll clean up.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# please don't post it in a new thread
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Take that for two naff fims and Scrappy Doo...


(Edited for better noose control)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# fucked another male dog?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# He might have done,
he was going through a bad time - too many scooby snacks.
(Edit: *looks up* Damn!)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# R'oh! Raggy!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Arr Cap'n
and nice one on staying logged on ;)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Those pescky fucking kids :-)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I would have got away with it too...
...also don't visit B3ta less and less (as above) :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Not fake.

Not fake at all.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# It is fake. There's no bridge.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Sharks constantly regrow their teeth
so any bridge work would fall out to be replaced with new teeth. They are also horrible and I'm glad they live in the sea and not in suburban gardens.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger trowel.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# The pest control section in garden centres would certainly be a lot
more interesting.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Yes there is!
It's in 1000 pieces, but it's there :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Ahahaha!
So I see :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# He left his child, but he saved his jigsaw.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# There's the ship's bridge
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I'd say there was no bridge, but that shark has clearly had dental work.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hi im cuntshrak, how may i direct your fucking call?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# It's hard not to become emotional from that, I just hope they arrived safely to Swaziland.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# did sick on way :(
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:51, archived)
# This is what happens if you suffer from blue balls for too long.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# have you seen Prometheus?
Fassbender is wickedbad as usual.

imjussayin



(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:53, archived)
# not yet
i'll torrent it as soon as it's released on dvd

imjussayin
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# dvd rip already out there with sub-standard audio mind
ijs
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# fuck tha
i'll wait, i'm not overly excited about it, or any films at all, these days.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# i heard dat
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:09, archived)
# cool
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, archived)
# class
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Nicely
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:54, archived)
# very good
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# das ist fuckt
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahah! Fabulous!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
the future
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Paedoshark.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's a Safety Shark. It was bred by this fellow.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Father Jack?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Salman Rushdie.
Author geneticist and fish lover.
Naughty but nice...
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
# i like the cut of his jib
less so his mutation
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:42, archived)
# oh
now I wish I hadn't asked :P
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Proper lolz
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Looks nothing like a rabbit with tits.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I'm sure diamond mines expel large quantities of shark with each collapse or explosion
On the subject of fake, are hers?
I mean the wings obviously. Honest. I bet she bought them from a market down elephant and castle, right. Her taste in tacky accessories has dwindled as of recently.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Sharrrrk!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKTEAM, GO!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# WOW
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Mr President, Cuntfish has returned
- GET ME SHRAKTEAM
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# they couldnt' even save tony scott
wankers
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:59, archived)
# they found his head, jeeesus, is that ok, MR PERFECTION?!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Yep. Looks real to me.
Has the troll answered the summons yet?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Give it a few minutes to write some garbled vaguely sinister message
over the same picture of a stunted nurse and a paper bag.

Mangled translations don't google themselves, you know.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Well after yesterday's instalment (s)he is now back on ignore.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:54, archived)
# What was it this time?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I took the compromise
and adblocked her b3ta image account. anything that slips through i adblock that subdomain as well. that way i at least don't miss the enormous thread that follows but i don't have to see what tedious arsedribble she's slopped out today.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Good move. I'm more minded just to get rid, quite frankly.
It's a truism that troll threads always get more interaction than stuff that people have spent good time in making, so rather than fuel that fire I think I'll just pass on the whole Dave experience for the time being.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# to be honest theres actually less and less of interest in the threads, too
there are a lot of replies but they're all variants on "piss off". ignore is probably less work in the long run for very little cost...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Beautiful.
*wipes away tear*


(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# tanks jessop

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Actually saw this happen once
was out driving in my ford escort 1.3GL when it happened
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# What colour was it?


(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:17, archived)
# kinda shark coloured
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Jungle justice
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I could watch this all day :o)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Cmon Barry!!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Glee Monkey is gleeful
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha, cheeky monkey thread is cheeky :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# these PG Tea ads are getting a bit political
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Smash his skull in, Bubbles!
Woo, also.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51, archived)
# It's the gif that keeps on giving.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
# :D
nice party
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# needs more bloodshed
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# harder...HARDER!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This just doesn't get old.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Monkey Sea
monkey Goo!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! YES!
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Go for it chimppy!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Turtle's heid
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# O hai Bob.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# grey skies, stormy waters, floating turd
the great British summer holiday
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Lully sea turdle
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Drowning Weetabix?

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Harry 'redux'
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha which one of those guards is on bum wiping duty ?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Whichever of them feels the most parental responsibility...
*ahem*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:39, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:09, archived)
# i expect there is a pole set up in the middle of that tent
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nice one Ninj!
It goes with the gold-plated Apache helicopter!

So, how is everyone? Good weekend?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# did you see The Dictator?
those gold-plated SUVs were real, sold for a fortune

good weekend thanks : )
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Ace!
I haven't seen the Dictator - gold plated SUVs you say? Was the film any good?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)
# it had some good laughs but not a classic
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# The Cecilia Prize
The Cecilia Prize for amateur restoration has been created in honour of all the fixers out there.

www.ceciliaprize.com

Tweet your entry with #ceciliaprize for your chance to win a poster of the restored Ecce Homo, the painting by the now world famous Cecilia Gimenez.

View the 'restorations' so far here:
pinterest.com/ceciliagimenez0/www-ceciliaprize-com/

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:29, archived)
# You might want to put this on the Links Board.
Competition websites tend to fare better on there than on the Mainboard.
But they'll still shout 'Spam!' at you.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:33, archived)
# They posted it on /links at 11:04, /talk at 11:14, then /board at 11:29.
SPAMCUNTS!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:06, archived)
# tasty !
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It's now on all 3 boards.
To their credit, at least they accompanied this post with a few pics...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:41, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:50, archived)
# And you'll collect the entries, then spam your website as a source of funny pics, right?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:36, archived)
# you mean... like here?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# "funny pics"
So you didn't click the pinterest link then...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Just clicked the link.
Dear-oh-dear.
Just awful.

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Never seen so many Badly done MS Paint mashes since 1995
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:58, archived)
# and no doubt claim some kind of compilers copyright or some shtie
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:01, archived)
# So they registered an account, waited for their L plate to go, spammed all three boards within the space of 10 minutes, and then deleted their account?
That's top spamming.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
# That's almost ninja spamcunting!
with a Cillit acct !
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Proper dedication to the cause.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:54, archived)
# here's my entry

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:38, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Needs bigger poo
although it can never be as big as the spamtouching original post.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Nice collection of shit.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# in before Herman
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Pumpin' on the dancefloor.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:09, archived)
# that's Johnny Fartpants' style
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
# My type of limpics
sexeh :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very good.
:D

Hallo you!

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Hai Moley!
:)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Ninj.
Just spotted this on Twitter, thought you might like to see it..
www.empireonline.com/features/movie-poster-mash-up/jaws/
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
Flipping heck! I put it on there myself and
some bugger's pinched it!! :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Rum doings when the original artist doesn't even get the gig, and it goes to a random geezer who just happened to find it online.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:19, archived)
# *Harumph!!*
:D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:26, archived)
# There's no justice, man.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent Cap'n! :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Saw it yesterday, and fookin' loved it.
And I know next to nowt about Dredd...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:45, archived)
# the showtunes section came as a bit of a surprise

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:48, archived)
# tsk, London theatres and their popular movie adaptations
Dredd the musical
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:59, archived)
# to be fair their rendition of "I fought the law and the law won" at the end is fantastic
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:09, archived)
# 2000AD just confirmed that it took the #1 spot at the UK Box Office.
Fuckin' A!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
# All of the aces.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)
# number 1 at the UK box office
not bad for an 18 rated film about a comic :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Anyone that doesn't see this film at the flicks is probably too busy licking windows and chewing Crayolas.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# i see.
really?

*just waiting to get the time to see it really*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Why would you allow this, Jesus? Why?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I like yellow it tastes of burny
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# just out of interest, is the movement from an actual human... or did you anmiate this all manually?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It's more than likely all his own work.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:46, archived)
# I don't question that it's his own work
but I mean was the movement captured using a model (maybe even himself), or done manually...
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Ah, I cannot answer that question, sir.
He's not a bad dancer. Don't know if that helps.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Freeze, Twinkle Toes!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
# It was the perfect comic book adaptation.
One of the people who came with us had no real sense of Dredd and his world, but thoroughly enjoyed it for what it was - a tight-paced, well edited, ultra-violent romp.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)
# is there any comparison to The Raid ?
or was that just the trailer
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
# The comparisons will always arise, but they're very separate beasts.
The premise for 'Dredd' was posted online in 2009, and production started in 2010. The filming finished around the same time that 'The Raid' went before the cameras, but post-production (on the slo-mo FX, mostly) took another year to complete, by which time 'The Raid' was already in cinemas.

I bought a copy of Empire, last week, and they did a piss-poor review saying that 'The Raid' was better because it got there first.
I've seen both films, and think 'The Raid' is something that any fan of action movies should definitely see, but 'Dredd' kicked it in the testicles, pissed all over it, then blew its brains out on the pavement and set fire to the remains.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha hope they publish that response in the next issue
subtitles vs. 3D
3D wins
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:39, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Darth's Balls :) *click*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "Just call me ... Darth Balls. BONGGG!"
:)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:17, archived)
# nice balls
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Just seen this
Very good sir!
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:35, archived)
# I'm Mac user :)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Congratulations!
You're pregnant!

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I have a hackintosh...
Does that mean I'm going to have an aids baby?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:25, archived)
# That's fascinating
My toothbrush is an Oral-B, and I use Kleenex tissues.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I have a Mac
and I wear Wellies, too.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:58, archived)
# You goddamn hipster
I bet your wellies are vintage, and are different colours, and have ipod docks in them.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Of the computerised sort?
Or is it one of those long ones for watching junior football teams and fiddling under?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:21, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:33, archived)
# SOLD!
I'll have the extra large hole in the sweetie pocket please.....

These chubby kids arms need a lot of room nowadays.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Immac user?
Hello Baldy.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:36, archived)
# :(
I have too many hair in head.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Do you have good aids or bad aids?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I have not AIDS. idiot.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# How will the flesh wish the dirt?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Yeuu must be one a them mac lurvin faggots, bwoah!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Ha! I love/hate all computers equally.
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:03, archived)
# yay I have aids
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:44, archived)
# i'm pregnant with AIDS
how am i going to break the news to my wife?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:51, archived)
# best make sure the midwife wears extra thick AIDS-proof gloves upon delivery.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:05, archived)
# i'm more worried about the state of my poor japseye after delivery.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:15, archived)
# sweet, sweet aids
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
"agro birds"
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
*attempts high five*
*misses*
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha this
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# It's really inconvenient to be pregnant I haven't time to raise a child!
What's the Mac shortcut to abort?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:05, archived)
# it's missing that button
unlike a superior PC which has Ctrl+Alt+Coathanger
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Type 'killall babies' in a terminal window.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I'm preggers!
:)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Congratulations!
If it's a boy or a girl I hope you call it Moley.
:D

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Huzzah! AIDS!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:12, archived)
# So, I've got AIDS.
Is it the bad AIDS or the good AIDS? I guess what I really want to know is, is my bum going to fall out?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Oh, come on.
As if a PC World employee would be capable of that sort of diagonis.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:27, archived)
# is your Mac spell checker not working? ;D
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)
# :D
I think my laptop gets teh bad aids when 0ms gifs are posted
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:40, archived)
# He won't wear that shirt again
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 6:06, archived)
# nice bit of pr
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 7:24, archived)
# pizza relations?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 7:48, archived)
# yeah, but you've got to grab the opportunity of more customers at your shop whenever you can
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 8:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Meanwhile in Florida
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 1:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 5:18, archived)
# This is just about the only compo entry I have liked so far
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Haha, are you being sarcastic?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I love kids. But I couldn't eat a whole one!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Just catching up as I haven't done any Freebase pics before
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 0:53, archived)
# this has me laughing like an idiot
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 1:05, archived)
# thanks,
you idiot
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 1:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 2:12, archived)
# lime and fuck are sooooo in this season
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Will kids TV do??
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Yes it will
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] (Captain) Jack (Sparrow/Harkness) the Ripper: Whore Leave
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# d i s c o m e a t s
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
fucking hell
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# was it a hat ?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:32, archived)
# correct.
But you'll notice the hat is insubstantial and diminutive in regard to the head it is intended for, this, alas, leads to catastrophe, as clearly demonstrated.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:34, archived)
# small hats are shit
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:38, archived)
# small hats are fucking shit
everyone should have a collection of adequate hats in various styles to prevent the occurrence of bad hat.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Hahah:)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:33, archived)
# This is how
I picture Discomeats.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:35, archived)
# this is truly an accurate representation.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Your
little blushy cheeks are cute, but I just don't know about blue for you.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Yes
it should be more black... like my cold, dead heart, that spills lifeless blood onto the cracked ground, where emaciated egrets peck soullessly at the void liquid of despair as the cold wind slowly descends and waits for the respite of hell.

ARG SHIT! I Caught emo, aaaaargg

*runs off screaming*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I was just thinking
polka dots, but your idea is good too.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:47, archived)
# The London riots
explained at last.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# when he blinks I can hear Arthur Lowe narrating
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:50, archived)
# That hat really is fucking shit.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)
# blame discomeats, he drew it
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Society is to blame for fucking shit hats
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Shat.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# get shat on !
this season's must have accessory
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Completely Shat Stand.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Shat Up !
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
FP this now!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:52, archived)
# yes !
(, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 1:45, archived)

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