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#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted. I assume all the proceeds go to charidee?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
extra lols for captain
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Captian
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
very
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:10, archived)
# At least it has
stopped the necrophile rumours.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Is that a not-quite incognito Ronald McDonald in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:24, archived)
#

entertain me you fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# But Kettle is a right racist bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
# That's why their unique brand of double-act mayhem lost popularity in the eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Nice reflections :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Naked Kettle Man: a brave pioneer against the clothéd tyrants at ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:10, archived)
# he smoked too much and ended up in that wheelchair
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Yeah, but, you know: he's a fucking genius. I just need to smoke a bit more and I prolly will do be as well.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:51, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:58, archived)
# 'wobbly and sick'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:42, archived)
# fucking perspective
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# nice jug though!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:30, archived)
# So is it true that Zappideals operates out of the beast wing at wandsworth?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I was out with a couple of mates recently......
Neither of them had heard of 2 girls 1 cup, tub girl. goatse or prolapse man.....
On explaining it to them, their reaction was "Dude....where the fuck do you go on the internet?"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# 3 saucers?............RIS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# 'likes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:12, archived)
#
(#1, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# smashing leg action!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Awesome as per...
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# PARP PARP PARRRPP!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Fantastic =]
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# What a beauty!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I could watch that all day...


*watches all day
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvellous
Mind if I slip in an ancient pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Only if...
...I can slip one in, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# awwww bless
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Yay
I love him*

*not in a sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Master hamster jamster, Dubster
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# :D
lully
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Haha so cute =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# B&
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# The Mousehold Cavalry ???
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Awe happy chappy....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I can just hear the music
plendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# clomp clomp PARP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Needs a shave.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
# YaY:D
(herman:D, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Fantastic as usual ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I was looking at b3ta and my 4 year old son wanted to know what it was all about. I told him about the urban animals compo and he asked if he could post something.
Seeing as it's a bit slow today I hope you don't mind.

Here's a donkey that he drew especially for you...

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# OMG IT'S SHITTING BLOOD!
Poor donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# So am I.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# What a lovely donkey
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Smashing!
Bless him :) How's you Moleypoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# All good here, thanks.
thanks.Looks like the sun's coming out. Hooray!
How's you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ready for Friday already!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# He needs some lessons on using the correct cropping algorithm.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# thats WELL urban!
He could give Cockweasle's creations a run for their money...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Aww, that's so cute!
I love the big smile!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Smiley donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Pink sock donkey!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# yawww!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Your drawing skills are improving, padawan!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# aaaw.....FP NOW!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# That's rubbish.*



*may contain lies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Good donkey drawing skills there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Proper Arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Raar!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
He's going to love this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I saw this documentary on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# \o/
glorious
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:39, archived)
# You drew this yourself didn't you?
:P awesome
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# it is a good donkey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Why, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:51, archived)
# b3ta = child abuse
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# We can't ALL be dead nonce Jimmy Savile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:55, archived)
# TOPICAL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:36, archived)
# yay...awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I always wondered...
...what was going on with the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha! YES!
Sorry to dump the donkey on you...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# It's not the only donkey-related dump you need to be worrying about.
Ta, Mole, no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# "Your setter is only the start of it..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# haha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# This is great,
bit I'm still in shock.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# You insensitive bastard
My nephew died in a Jim'llfixit Werther's Original Kleenex tissue Liquid Silk camera chair related incident.

My nephew!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# It could have been worse.
He could have been bummed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Excuse me sir, do you use any grooming products?
"Yeah, Haribo starmix.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Haha... ew...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Haha!
I'm loving all these jimmy jokes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:38, archived)
# you suave cunt
that is beautifully done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Now then, now then.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 7:55, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Every kid
Who was given a Jim'll Fix it badge should send it back to the BBC, unless, off course, they have thrown it away in disgust already.
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're on the subject of apes,
these urban animals can be quite handy
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I want a tiny lady to keep... in... my... bucket...
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# But, would you prefer
Fay Wray, Jessica Lange, or Naomi Watts?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# *researches*
Naomi Watts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Seconded.
Also, afternoon, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# She is lovely...
'Ello Bourbon, how are you?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Not bad, cheers :D yourself?
Just working on a project for uni, cutting loads of research out of brochures and stuff right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I see - nice choice!
Jessica Lange for me *sighs*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# he's washed your watermark off ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# He did, the cheeky monkey!
should I be adding one?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Allow me ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I find that overly subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha yes indeed.... I'v done my favorite trick of getting two different members mixed up with eachother here haven't I!
If Jimbo is wondering what I'm on about I thought you were Jabberwoc!
www.b3ta.com/board/10855056
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Ninj, that's actually quite poignant *sniffs*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Someone feed this old chimp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
# BURN THE EVOLUTIONIST!
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# Friendly looking chap.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Eeeeks...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Good afternoon, my friendly brown stripes on the toilet bowl of the internet!
You all look lovely in your smashing blouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I would pay legally obtained funds to watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I too would pay your legally obtained funds to watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I would fund your legal watch, too, to obtain this.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Steady on
I only have so many legally obtained funds.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Well, in that case I really think you should apply for a grant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *Profits*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Also: obvious strikethrough.
I pay legally obtained funds to watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I would consider cashing in a small portion of my insurance fraud to see this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I would consider paying one and a half legally obtained funds.
Maybe even two on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Bob Igneous was amazing in School of Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I'm too old for this grit!
superb!
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# *strips Gruffi of certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:42, archived)
# it was starting to smell anyway :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Can't even trust you with a certificate for 20 minutes.
This is why you can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I'm better with registers
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ... but you couldn't hide
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# A Flock of Seagulls?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# ...and Iran.....Iran so far away-ayy!!! .........Couldn't get away!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Pete Tong's showing his age
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
That's no moon
(Hemipygous, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
# True fact: They try to do this on a daily basis, but alas....they fail in reality.
Also: FASTER YOU LAZY SHITS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I'v seen it all..... terrible bullying....
I'v kept it 444 so it won't be possible to front page....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# All bandwagons are shit*
*except for Freebase, Flan, Shit-face meme guy, Flickr girl, Busey, and Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I liked I fucking love this guy as well....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Herman got a 500 pixels wide FP AND it contained FUCK
Pick that one out
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# I never look at the front page.... goes to check, it's not there now
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:23, archived)
# shuddupyou
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Grim facts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Baby's First Baby


I actually made this goddamn thing in real life. Never again.
More photos here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/babysfirstbaby/index.htm

Sorry if this is a bit link-ish.
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# This is a bit good
Also, I had a look around on your website. Some good ideas on there too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
# This is great
I'm surprised baby grandmother has held off having either of her offspring's ears pierced though.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# But how did...
Actually, I don't think I want to know :-(
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I've just come out of a coma to say I love this.
Yay! Et cetera.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Tribbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Business Seagulls


Click for tiled
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
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# Haha, the tiled one is awesome
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# ^ what that said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Thanks Both!
They're always a bit of a headfuck to make but I love tiling things...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# fancy doing my bathroom?
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# Haha, I set myself up for that one
Yeah, all right *sniff* 250 quid mate
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:30, archived)
# cheers guv
I assume that, err, VAT will take care of itself. Ifyouknoworramean
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# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
y bathroom +e
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I don't need grouting!
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# *awards certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# this is sticky!
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# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# hahahaha YES instaclick
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# This is how they do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Like that!!!
(EricTViking, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Just awesome and somewhat baffling skills you have
I just can't get my head around the brilliance of the technical intricacy of your animations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Thanks!
It's really just a lot of very simple little pieces that become a seemingly complicated whole
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# plop!
and it tiles in all directions
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Yes!
For all your seagulls in hats pooping on other seagulls in hats needs
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# They just flew over my town
(patella, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
Those little bastards, look at that mess
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# =]
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Wow.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# But does it...




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Erm......
Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] At the weekends, Dr. Zaius like to leave the city practice and visit his beach

I know, I know, double post, but I did wait over 2 hours before posting again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Not really a smug fan, but this is fucking woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
Love the 'nana!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Bet he's drinking his own boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# very nice!
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# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Haha ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# haha
such a civilised way to hold a banana
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Splendid stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# soup herb
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# TUrban Animals are a little more mellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)
# YOO FAHKIN MUPPETS!
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# hahaha
Muppets indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:37, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:15, archived)
# hi mate
A bit quiet round here? A bit too quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Mornin' Q!
Tis a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I can yell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:43, archived)
# that's more like it
Her lubed hand disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Bring da noise!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Miss Piggy likes bad boys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:53, archived)
# how much for a flash of her rashers?
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# This comment made me feel a little queasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# a bacon sandwich will sort that out
with plenty of salad cream in it
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#
salad cream Satan's spunk
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# would
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Sharon's looking a bit thin these days?
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Cor!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Golden Diamond Moonlight 2


First one here
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# ? Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and Diego Maradona?
also, images under 100k cheers

*edit - not Maradona, Bob Carolgese?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Own creation
Apologies for filesize, will sort that out in an edit.

No bandwagon, no injoke, just because.

Hulk Hogan, Geoff Capes and Bob Carolgees.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ahhh, I see the Capes-ness :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:09, archived)
# I saw Sadam
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:09, archived)
# hhahahah
hulks head is shrinking lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:56, archived)
# did you find this and think it should win the compo?
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# Hulk is more than just a meme
He's a misunderstood wallflower.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I'd quite like to get in the ring with his daughter
edit: also - having just read the first strip, this now makes sense. I am intrigued!
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# I thought 2, 4 and 8 were Danny Trejo
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# So does HH occasionally
He's going through an identity crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Bob Carolgees, Jeff Capes with Hulk Hogan = epic!
Have you been to Bob's Candle shop in Cheshire it's FTW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Strength, budgies, candles...
Is there anything he can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Saddam Hussein is alive?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# G.B.H.
There's a title for the series?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Golden Diamond Moonlight
Inspired by Miami, chrome and the beautiful people.
(I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
# fucking love this
if you feel the need to keep saying they look like other people, you are a cunt, shut up and appreciate the superness you fucknuts.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I like this muchly.
Reminds me of Vic Reeves' drawings a little.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha.
This all makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Bob Carolgees?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ow´s about that then?
(haile unlikelie I, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Bindun
Once or twice in the back of a Rolls Royce

Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:27, archived)
# i can pat my head and rub my clit at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:58, archived)
# can I try that?
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# if you want to get your balls blown off with my glock then yeah buddy then yeah by all means
flip my skirt over and just start going to town. chow down like its the old country buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:28, archived)
# ooh - a mushroom vol-au-vent!
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# The programme records Sir Jimmy as saying:
"Now Gary, all he did was to take his computer into PC World to get it repaired.
"They went into the hard drive, saw all these dodgy pictures and told the police and the police then 'Oh we've got a famous person ... Oh my goodness, yeah we'll have them'.
"But Gary has not sold 'em, has not tried to sell 'em, not tried to show them in public or anything like that. It were for his own gratification. Whether it was right or wrong is, of course, it's up to him as a person. But they didn't do anything wrong but they are then demonised."
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:23, archived)
# I can see his logic, and if it was almost any other kind of imagery he'd have a good point
but he's either forgetting or unable to realise that real people were hurt in the making of those pictures, which is something the police have to investigate.

Does anyone know how far dodgy pictures on your pc being illegal extends? what if you were a journalist doing a story on unsolved murders, is it acceptable to have images of people's cut up bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# It's an interesting law
Basically the 'extreme porn' law means that if you look at an image and gain sexual gratification from it, then you've broken the law and can go on the register.
It's a bizarre law which is actually the first example of thought crime in the UK that I know of. For example, if you extract a clip from an 18 cert film that shows something covered by this law for the purpose of gratification then it's illegal to have looked at it despite the fact that if you view it within the context of the (legal) film, you don't break the law.

I recall that the types of images that the law covers are: physical damage to nipples/genitals, things that look like physical damage to same, photos of people being tied up, scat, watersports, bestiality, necrophilia and of course kiddy stuff.

Now the kiddy stuff is of course illegal, as are bestiality and necrophilia, but the rest are actually legal between consenting adults, so it's odd that it's illegal to see a photo of something you can do in your home between consenting adults.

So in answer to your question, it's illegal if you get off on it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:44, archived)
# people being tied up? isn't that every issue of Bizarre magazine?
and how do they test if you get off on it? show you pictures and see if you get a stiffy? Surely that's entrapment :D

I could understand it if it was anything violent and non consensual, but that would make You've been framed illegal viewing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:48, archived)
# If I were in a cynical frame of mind
I'd suggest that whatever they pick you up for, they'll run a search of your computer and your browsing history and more than likely they'll find something objectionable in there. Like that IPCC lawyer recently that they tried to smear because one of his unopened emails contained a link to a bondage site or something.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah.
I should imagine it was something along those lines. At the time the law was put into place, nobody (ministers or police force) could state exactly what would or wouldn't be illegal, so was obviously just an open-ended law to allow the police to get you for anything they could find.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:00, archived)
# It was a stupid, ill-considered law.
But then again, aren't most of them?

The tied-up bit was something like 'non-consensual bondage (or bondage that seems to be non-consensual) that places the subject (or appears to place the subject) in peril'. Now of course any type of tying-up photo meets that definition. I recall that someone asked a minister that if you possessed the photo along with a waiver from the model saying it was consensual and that proper safety measures were employed, would it still be legal? The minister either said they didn't know, or that it wouldn't be, I think.

This law was a knee-jerk reaction from that case where a teacher's boyfriend was into asphyxiation games and killed the teacher. He had lots of that sort of porn on his computer, so therefore it was him looking at the porn that caused him to do it. The reality is of course that the teacher was also into those games, and it was probably a sex game gone wrong (though keeping her in the freezer afterwards was certainly screwy). So because a sociopath liked freaky porn, the government decided to criminalise a social minority that are a bit kinky but otherwise perfectly law-abiding and safety-concious people.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:58, archived)
# The reaction to the teacher...
Yep, that was the case. If you had met some of the campaigners you would know how out of touch with reality they were. Totally misunderstanding the idea of "consensual".

And in a strange QOTW claim to fame kinda way... the dead teacher was stored in the storage company at the end of my road. Motto of "For all your storage needs..."

The law is stupid. A friend of mine had a set of Shibaru photos done by a professional photographer before this came in, which now she technically has to destroy. Bloody daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Difficult innit
In the past I've followed a few links, or been sent joke links,(nearly typed 'gag links' there then reconsidered), and ended up in places I really didn't want to be (gore related unpleasantness mostly). Presumably these cache onto my machine and would be found by a police spider search.

I would imagine that they would also look at scope and consider obvious browsing habits/email links while deciding whether to prosecute.

I worked somewhere where guy was hauled off for downloading heavyweight violent rape porn, we kept his machine in quarantine even after the police had finished with it.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:49, archived)
# did you see this one?
www.express.co.uk/posts/view/346669/Child-porn-oil-boss-trapped-by-printer-gaffe

Now there's a way to do it
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# Ooops
That'd do it. Is it wrong to find that funny?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:21, archived)
# no
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# I know that posession of kiddy pics on a computer is classed as you having made them because your computer made a copy in order to cache it
which is good in so far as it gives a straight-forward reason to prosecute anyone into that stuff, but really worrying should you end up getting linkjacked/spammed/malwared etc and ending up with a pic like that in your cache that you had no control over or any knowledge about
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# You have won a watch, well done.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:03, archived)
# tell this fat fuck to get off my airplane or i'm crashing it into this tower
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:02, archived)
# girl, I totally messaged you on tumblr about this
bomerclub.tumblr.com/

so many Bomers
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:17, archived)
# hahahah
these are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:20, archived)
# havent checked tumbler in a long time
i need to back into the 'net game, i need to spend more time on the web and less time digging ditches. your tumble is pretty too
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)
# It's the way he's holding his sausage hand
that is most disturbing about this. Who is it btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Bill Oddie!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:13, archived)
# I rather think the latter.
 
*clenches*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:34, archived)
# this verily doth maketh me horney, good sir
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:59, archived)
# wanna get some head egg from dat chickenneck y'all feel me
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Rock for me too please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Sexeh tiem
*selects option 2
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Looke ye upon My Egge
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:48, archived)
# it is a vere fine egge
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:54, archived)
# *EYESWIDESHUT*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:58, archived)
# I'm chickin it out!

hahaha I think I'm channeling Valin :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Danny DeVito's wanking machine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:07, archived)
# It's a thimble with a rubber band stuck to it with a band-aid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:42, archived)
# deVito deVito
So good they made him once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:30, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:21, archived)
# This is a thread about eggs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 4:33, archived)
# The pattern in the middle with the impossibly thin waste
Needs more egg.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 4:47, archived)
# Silly women - an hour glass is far too long for boiling an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Oct 2012, 4:52, archived)
# Spring is here mofaha, time to accessorise
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:30, archived)
# Oooh La La!
Shoulder hat and head egg, perfect for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 6:40, archived)
# Also:
FULL SKIRT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:17, archived)
# yeah I did crop that to say FU- but it wasn't right, we are going the full skirt today
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Don't get mad, get a head egg!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 6:40, archived)
# Who's jealous now?


edit- What the mind piss is happening here!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Unless you like your egg really crispy and golden brown on the outside, like I do, in which case you could have over two hundred really crispy, fried babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:52, archived)
# I like my eggs like I like my emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Unfertilised!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 5:58, archived)
# Sunny side up!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 6:38, archived)
# LIFE-THREATENING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Dire.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Two out of three background women think foreground woman looks a total fucking bitch.
 
ACCORDING TO SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 7:36, archived)

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