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# Apologies for suggestion of lolopolitics...


EDIT Interesting bit of analysis www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20399023

Politician in "manipulating statistics in a misleading fashion to justify heavy-handed and poorly-targeted intervention" shocker!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Good luck with that, Dave. I'm sure all those new railway lines will get built in Daily Mail land now.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# office lol
:D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# those are not sexy pants
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
#
And Ive now got 'sexxxy laydeeee' off of gangnam style playing in my head now.....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# they're just taking the piss now aren't they
seriously, who voted them in? didn't we warn you enough about the last time?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Just keep remembering that they weren't voted in.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# As if the PCC election wasn't enough proof, 'none of the above' needs to be an option.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Did I read it right that spoiled ballots were included in the calculations for turnout, but excluded in any calculation of proportion of the vote?
Seems a little out of order.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
"seriously, who voted them in?"

Alas, it was the Liberal Democrat voters who, all unwittingly, voted for the Tories to come to power. My uneducated forecast for the next election:

1) Labour, by a massive landslide
2) Tories, with a pitiful result
3) UKIP, gathering up disillusioned Tories too right wing to vote Labour
4) Greens, gathering up disillusioned Lib Dems too centrist to vote Labour
5) Lib Dems, if they're lucky
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Exactly what have Labour done to win back voters?
At the moment it's looking more like a Labour-UKIP power-sharing coalition. It'd be amusing, if nothing else.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# From my view outside Blighty, they've done nothing except not be the Tories or the Lib Dems
Obviously I might be wrong since I'm not in the country, but that's how it looks to me. Labour/UKIP would certainly be an entertaining mix - let's work towards that.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# It's the same every election.
Nobody gets voted in, the last lot get voted out, and always with good reason.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, archived)
# ^pretty much this
may as well save the expense of an election really
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:10, archived)
# 6) a big fuck-off Iced Gem
/ac
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# The amount of evil shit New Labour done to civil liberties
makes them just as awful. They pissed the money up the wall and got kicked out.

They are all cunts. All of them. The pirate party will be just as shit as they've no idea how to run the NHS either. We're fucked.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# politicians lying?
I won't hear of it!!

*plugs ears*
laaa la l al aal alalala
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It is the only explanation.....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Thamkyou
*sniff* Its nice to be appreciated....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Good afternoon, webkin!
I'd probably have TV re-installed if they done this:


Click for bigger (163 kb)

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Surely he would only need to stand at one end of the island and shout - that would be enough to devastate the entire place and everyone in it.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Who is that woman?
The trouble with this concept is the winner will still be someone you don't like.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# It's Sian Williams.
I'm sorry, I'm not really "down" with current celebrity culture, becuase I don't watch TV.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Could you do more of this, please?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# odd
how to my mind before i clicked for bigger it saw Martin Clunes as John Lydon
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Some superheroes have a weird agenda.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# His words are wise.
I will comply.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
# someone needs to smash fuck out of space
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# MY HERO!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# hells yea
I love smashing things up and in space no one can hear you smash
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:32, archived)
# someone's gotta do it
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I was just about to build my own shuttle
I'll wait until he's made it safe
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# My creative morning brew.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/ren_hoek/bigteabag.jpg
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha
It looks like Sauron with a cataract.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Drowning slugs in your tea...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# The Great Big Infected Mingealino Grande
New at Starchucks.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# TEH FEAR
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I've shagged worse.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Filth!
:D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# gash-accino
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# slugaccino
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Bafftime!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# They start these politicians off young with their perverse practices don't they?
(please note this is an ironic post, please don't sue me I don't even use twitter!)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# PHOAR
Have some condi rice
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Bath time!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "Well, since you're here would you mind you're here would you mind giving me something to put on?"
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Ah, Mr Extinct Jesus Dossier
I've been expecting you.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Condoleezza Rice
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# lol
I used the same pic a while back
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble is, this seems quite likely to happen...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# you've given them some new ideas there
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Say haven't you noticed?
I ate the locust
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:15, archived)
# for this next challenge
you got to snort a line of dingo spunk.

Dr Bob squooze it himself this morning, so it's fresh.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
#
dingo McPartlin
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# This has already happened
I'm going to have to phrase this carefully, but didn't Fatima Whitbread get a cockroach up her nose on this programme?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Herbie! NOOO!
*childhood dies*
'ning b3ta
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# ning ivesb
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] What really attracts the moon….

The moon is so in to that white snow. He has been hanging around here for ages now, can’t get rid of him.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I`ll tell you what you want Stew....
You want the moon on a stick!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:23, archived)
# No-one?
Really? I'm getting old.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:49, archived)
# I got it, fear not
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
Your pension due this year too? hahahaha

*edit

Have you seen the DVD release on gofasterstripe.com? Β£25 but well worth it for all the extras, It contains pretty much most of the rushes unedited.

*edit 2

Just e-mailed him and he got right back to me... nice bloke, Must not have much to do during the days!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# No not seen that.
I met him after the show (NO SAVILLE) at one of his gigs and for some reason thought asking him about an old fist of fun sketch would be really funny.

"Oh yeah, I remember that yeah"

"............can you sign that to Ad7 please?"
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Suppose he was thinking...
"I've done loads more than that you cunt!"

But you got the polite response, Good thing about twitter is 95% of encounters with famous people are now very polite rather than just the curse "fuck off" that they used to be able to give for fear of a twitter campaign outing them as a child catcher.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Lulus to the south west.


I think this might hold some sort of title as the most bindun image?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Can we just imagine I shopped in a poo and did Dudu?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I drew two pictures of you for mumu
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:14, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Heheheheheh - boob hat.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Heh!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# MORE NING
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# She's got them moves.
I'm not sure what those moves are, but she has them.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# she looks rubbery
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:37, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Suspended from cock
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# it makes an excellent pivot point for the more complex dance moves
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# You go girl
=]
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
Well that's my morning LOLs sorted out.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# that's fucking ACE!!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 4:24, archived)
# I really like those recumbent bikes
it's a pity they look so stupid
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 4:33, archived)
# We can ride the Eagles!
THE EAGLES!...WE CAN RIDE THE EAGLES!!!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 4:48, archived)
# I only take what's mine
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 6:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 8:47, archived)
# P time
I think Sauron was badly portrayed...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Whoever is on the photodesk at the guardian has been doing a great job lately


(I've not done anything to the pic, sorry, didn't know where else to put it.)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# put it up your ass
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# haha :D
also, bloody vegans and their flyers...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:34, archived)
# A death for no reason, a death for no reason is
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:37, archived)
# "britain is now most powerful nation on earth"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# haha, fucking hell, what's going on there?
and is it Bob Ross under Freebase's face?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# not bob ross, no
don't have the sauce anymore though
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
is that a Bagel?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 4:11, archived)
# ace
thanks
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I will just slot this here
...as he said to his victims
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:49, archived)
# that's disgusting!
how could he let himself get that fat?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:58, archived)
# The careful aplication of pies, beer and whatever else he finds in the pub bin.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:24, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Cyril Smith!?
Aw man, I've been claiming it was this guy all week!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
I think this
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 9:02, archived)
# a poo pooing a poo pooing a poo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:01, archived)
# hahaa
it's like an enigma wrapped in a riddle in the faecal form
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# it's a cunning metaphor for humanity
disguised as the lowest form of toilet humour
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# that was Pratchett, no? "misery wrapped in an enema"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# poopetual motions
clikt
and
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:06, archived)
# *spang* to you, sir
sir*spang* to you

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# poop a loop
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
# that's shit!
WOO!
WOO POO
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Pooplication!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Pooception!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:36, archived)
# A poop within a poop! BWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHH
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# fluid solids!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# nice is probably the wrong word...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)
# That'll do.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Fantastic love this
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# With testicles for a chin
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# 8 years 8 months 8 days
!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Self-coiler
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:13, archived)
# woo! turdgid :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:37, archived)
# each one more stinky than the last
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 4:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hooray for poo!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] a bit silly and a bit went wrong, but have it anyway
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
# niiiiiiiice smoke
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmbeeeeeeeer!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# yay beer:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# in her rear
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)
# The guy who made these set fire to them all
He got done for arson about
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Did you hear about the pottery worker who fell into a kiln?
He got fired.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# inner ears
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:09, archived)
# He was a crowd puller
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:58, archived)
# "Ich habe ein kampf"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# What was that
bottom left?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:23, archived)
# he puts it in on all his stuff
it's a man walking in front of you at the cinema
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# it is
a pic of me in silhouette
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# you have a very strange shaped head
are you Joseph Merrick?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:40, archived)
# The bulge is your nose and the indentation is your mouth?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# you are ade edmondson: silhouette is textbook eddie hitler
aicmfp :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJbkjx7S_A (4:40 to 5:20, youtube isn't letting me copy the time with the url)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:04, archived)
# the original
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Please note
When you post pictures, most of the comments are people talking about what that black blob is bottom left

You might want to rethink your sig strategy
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Ah well
at least they are talking, it's good to talk
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Don't fuck about, her pimp is an elephant seal.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Cockhopper penguin!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Pffft!
True wit.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Would :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# not so much a blowjob as a pecker peck
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# She keeps all the ejaculate in her stomach
Then regurgitates it back for her chicks.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:52, archived)
# mum of the year, right there
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Just like mine used to.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# no, no, it's just ice cream
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:20, archived)
# you took something out of my mouth
,err,, umm fingers :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:11, archived)
# loving your site there!
just shared the awesome 'fly' one :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# she is
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)

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