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# Woooooooooooorm


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Couldn't reply to my last thread on tablet, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# You're on tablets?
They seem to be working anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)
# He's taking them ...
... for worms
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# 'Sup
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:29, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Eeeeeee


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(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)
# This is most yay
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)
# I have been staying up late drawing animals


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(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# You surpass yourself with your genius
Send this to the Radio Times!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:42, archived)
# KNACKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Please don't stand so close to me
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# BEE
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# hehee

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Eeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Look at the stinger on that!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:39, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:01, archived)
# mspaint comes to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# ; D
what a happy chappy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no horse in our sausages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Mesmerising extruding action
But how are they already in their casings?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# monkey sausage technology
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Natch!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Snatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# splatch.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# I keep waiting for them to pile up.
Sneaky, you can use the background for ice-cream-too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# I am about to eat.
Thanks for nothing.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Bonobo arse sausage and mash?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Don't be coarse...
Eel fillets with chimp shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Bonobo Arse Sausage is a great name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
# fecal monkey meat was a far better album than Babboon Butt Bangers, I don't care what the critics said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
# On a menu in an Indian restaurant in town was this:
www.b3tards.com/u/e709acd8427018b1a7ea/bumburner.jpg

It recently closed down...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# You're mistaken.
"Babboon Butt Bangers" is a VHS by Vivid.

You're thinking of the eponymous "Gorilla Ringpiece".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# yikes :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D=
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)
# That's just like
the never ending shit I had this morning, but much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Delicate.
Like a dandelion puff.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)
# christ that's revolting!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Nice pulsating arse action
/ac

Edit: with b3ta.com/board/10915562 it's seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Not really /ac
but it will be now :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:44, archived)
# haha! I bet he could get out of there any time he wanted to
- the truth is, he enjoys it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# I've just noticed his skinny pink penis, too.
Wonder how that got in there?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# I hope the Daily Mail do their usual theft of pictures from B3ta
and send this on to him. He should know he's in a classic piece of art.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Best. Mashup. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha
proper b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 6:12, archived)
# You absolute genius
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 7:10, archived)
# aahaaaahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# OH PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Christmas is ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
#
Christmas
Dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
#
Dinner
This wank
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# this Christmas Dinner Wank
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# good game - if your paper crown falls off
you have to start again.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# It's like Soggy Biscuit, only with more tinsel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# - and a great alternative
to brandy butter.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# STOP THE INTERNET!
WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# oh god...
they look a bit too big to be chimpolatas.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# oh, fuuuck
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Haha oh lord
*something about piles*
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I'd hate to see their bacon slicer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# what the eff?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)
# The Gay Shift Chief Inspector approves. But is not sure he wants to know how you thought of this....


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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:52, archived)
# haha wow!
That's incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
I will never forget this image *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Jesus wept!
Wonderful yet at the same time disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# The level of detail in the shadows, the way they lie down and the squeezing arse cheeks for a .gif of sausages coming out of a baboons arse...
Never let anyone say you've been wasting your life HT, now get this onto the FP where it belongs!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Haha!
good lord, and here I was trying to be serious.

I'M SERIOUSLY MAKING PLYWOOD SAWHORSES! There is no need for such frivolity! Everybody calm down and get to work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 2:50, archived)
# Look at what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 6:12, archived)
# Hahaha, this is great
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 7:10, archived)
# curling them out in style
truly mesmerising :D
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mesmeric.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# What a revolting realistic puckering action.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In Soviet Russia, Sage saw you.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# I'd quaff that coif and not cough.
Because I like it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:53, archived)
# ah fuck it, I had to know, man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ht-mwj2j30&list=PLF0F85C0E628F5932
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:08, archived)
# shit. i was better off not knowing
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# you cannot unknow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Schmaltz
"This is the kind of music you kill people to." Best comment.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# I can imagine a tarrantino bloodbath accompanied by this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# uneasy listening...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# That moustache looks like a ... polished ... turd
sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, here's something
Tom Sawyer Saws Sages

I keep forgetting my b3tards password - major doofus.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:38, archived)
# Ta much!
OH NO! just noticed there was a CDCockertunity in his hands... damn.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Better than mine.
Also, I'm starting to think having D as a member of a c++ class would make programs more cheery in general.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:48, archived)
# now that's a banger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:49, archived)
# "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. "
*I am faxing you an click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# very silly
:D clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Ha!
What a way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Sorry, no sausages

Just some Sunday swears
WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Best sporting event *edit* EVA!
*Zombiemask-pearlstrings*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# I'd love to see that,
televised!
(Testicles just for you, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Sweet gonorrheaic sodomy
It would be a wangfisted blisterfucking spectacle to be shitting true!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:47, archived)
# I'm an agent.
Here's my card...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# splendid
pissfuckery
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks you rancid sack of fetid muffslurry
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# dysentery cum sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Haha!
Mongfisted spunkforbreath with angry red cockwarts!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
# you boat arsed trumpet punisher smeared in monkey wanked bastardguts!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# septic rectal prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Herpetic tramp nipples
Smothered in chunky arse chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Twatwrangling twuntery!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Pustulent anal fissures!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Google that, I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Meanwhile at the Cunty Show...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# there appears to be a bit of up the arse going on
with those two chaps on the right

edit: Are they using the gel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Heh, yeah.
He is rather bracing for impact, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# from the expressions I'd suggest impact is complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)
# That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Whoahs!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Woah yourself.
If the left for dead video game had half your talent I might actually play more of it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Look! There..in the background!
It's T'Pau-ist Carol Decker!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
# cackflap dribble
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Wankshaft!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha!
oh, and twatburgers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Alan Carr!
Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea why I started, or indeed finished this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# To the sexeh barbecue!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)
# nope
*de-trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# slap it on the grill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# hot grease burns to the cock are no laughing* matter



*unless you're female. then you can laugh your tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# we learn to cope with them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
# tiiiiiiiits
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# That's NOT how you use a tuning fork, Sundae...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Well I don't
play or sing anymore, so what better use?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)
#
I shall simply direct you to here and say no more...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# to instill fear
to people who have sausages
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# i'm guessing you were either hungry or had a case of the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# That is about
my life summed up in one sentence...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# join the club
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Club?
Is there a club?

Do let me know.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 2:02, archived)
# yumm, standing on popcorn with paprika
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Is that it?
I was wondering what the hell it was she's standing on.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Lorena Bobbit lives !
Jeez ! Twenty years ago this June
o_O
*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Nice bangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)
# ^
what she said
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# she said that
that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Show us your snorkers!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:01, archived)
# All the best pics have no reason
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# dali
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Sizzling.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Re: your sig
I'm sure a B3ta search party could be assembled to find it.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:31, archived)
# knockwurst and impaling
are the words that spring to my mind.

edit: oh wait, there's also a sausage on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# because...
sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# "Now you see it..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Must have been done....
.

.
Unless I am just old !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# no idea if it's bindun
but yes, you're old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# I went with the more modern approach :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Yours is far superior....
and I am still old !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Great minds think alike.
And I like both a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# I thought this every time I heard the name Skyfall.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:08, archived)
# The Shanghai sequence in this film deserves an Oscar for the lighting.
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jogger Sausage

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# C'mon, Pacman!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Haha
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# that's a clickin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha!
Princess bride on 5!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Huzzah for magnetic sausages!
*I'd like you to have this click.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# reminds me of my last relationship
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# That is class...
I am gonna eat u baby... you better watch out !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# get een mah bell'eh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
snap snap snap
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# It must suck
When you can't stop rocking.

:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Grills just wanna have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)
# This is the winning comment I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Top comment!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)
# ace!
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# hypnotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I saw this happen.
And Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Much woo and click.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# :D
Woo
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
# this is making me laugh like a bastard
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# hahahah YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
# wonderful work!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# brilliant
PacMan crossed with BurgerTime :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# why does his hat say die hard?
something tells me he's not bruce willis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# the new die hard film is just this guy dancing on screen for 2 and a half hours
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# hmmmmm
i'll probably still watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# it'll be better than 4, then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# Tesco value porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# no explanation required.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Hmm. About this killer robot you sold me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Hmmm...About this help with my packing...
* Edit: "It's gonna be a beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful day!" *
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:36, archived)
# NOW DANCE SUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] part 2


Robin = Cumberland
Little John = Chipolata
Executioner = Black Pudding
Will Scarlet = Salami
Sheriff = Venison
Merries = Hung and Cured

previously
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# that executioner would go lovely with a dippy fried egg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# it's hungry work
looking through all the source pics
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# i'll bet it is
*snaffles another bag of doritos*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I'll be attending the funeral with a hunk of bread and a slab of Cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
#
You, sin-eater...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Free food is free food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# the rod serling episode about sin eaters was freaky as fuck
saw that years ago, i'd never heard of the practice before then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# I've no idea how good this is
but the film "The Last Sin Eater" is here..
Looks like there are some interesting accents in there.
If you find the link to Rod Serling's piece I'd love to know, please, Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Here you go:
youtu.be/YqW8Tv4yfHk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks, Captain. I knew I could rely on you. My evening is now planned.
Captain. I knew I could rely on you. My evening is now planned.May I present you with a token of my esteem;
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Ha-ha! Great flick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# 0_0
nice!
*settles down with a bowl of mince and carrots*
EDIT: nice one cap'n, i'd forgotten how much i liked that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# ah, i tried to watch that once
but i got pissed and fell asleep on the carpet instead. accents are atrocious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# clikt
i liked the bit where fried tuck pushes bishop banger out the window into a bowl of dip
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I don't care, I just had to get it out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# after all, it's the fort that counts
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# that and holding it down for various purposes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# He should have been listening to this for advice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhsj7c-zSvg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# yay, these new headphones actually do bass
makes a change :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Well done !
A for a fort
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# What a fortful reply
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Obviously a B-17...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# *bows humbly*
I have been spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Oh dear
That's un-fort-unate :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I share this fort also
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# He fought for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# alas it ended in misFortune
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# he didn't have the fortitude
to keep hold of it :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# It did look uncom-fort-able to keep a grip on
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# It'll be forty days' hard labour as punishment.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Happens every time..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:05, archived)
# trudat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# As its sunday
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
#


Click for bigger (167 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Haha wonderful :D
Not had a single flake of snow here :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# no snow? where are you from
the snow has gone now :(
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# I live in Cornwall now
All it does is rain, always with the rain damnit :(
Saved a fortune in heating though :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# same with London
pissed down all night
tis sunny now... *faints
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# South West Devon here
not a single flake all winter :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# No! I hope you drank your stella and nobody stole it :-)
Be warned, that was my beard 5 years ago, last year was full on badger, this years it's nearly all grey with only tiny patches of black..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)
# aww, you gave up your red hat for the snowman <3 :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# The perfect secret drinking location.
Is that so that your parents indoors don't know? :)
*Don't forget to act sober when you go back in*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# I fear your fridge won't see another dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] At the sausage factory

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Little known fact
before the introduction of cats guts, tennis rackets were made from the curly tails of young male pigs.

The modern expression 'Match Point' is actually a derivation of the original phrase 'Match Oink'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee................
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Haha:)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Shirley that's haggis?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha - that 3rd frame is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Robin Hood: Prince of Chives


Robin = Cumberland
Azeem = Beef
Sheriff = Venison
Merries = Burnt
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 6:39, archived)
# beef sausages are wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 8:57, archived)
# very popular in Australia
taken me quite a while to get used to them though, thought I was eating off meat at my first BBQ there
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Yay! SIlly!
(plus: I was an extra in Prince of Thieves, for a day, running around on the hard, hard cobbles of Alnwick castle courtyard, in costume boots made from paper-thin leather. 1 day, 30 quid and 2 salmonella burgers - total time on screen - 2 seconds. True.)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
"Alright, my lover!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# I've got a part 2 coming with castle scenes
you may be sausagified!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# He deserves it after his
Bono stunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# hahahaha
that's classy :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Wurst character concept ever.


Click to make it Gungan Style(124 kb)

I took a long time thinking how I could do something and not make it all 'phallusy', not use the word 'sausage' and make it Star Wars. Also anyone who's ever been to pouet knows how well a 'wurst' joke goes down (usually chewed in a bun).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 5:17, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_pop_boat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 5:41, archived)
# SPAMBURGER SPAMBURGER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO9oyO9toLk
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 6:26, archived)
# It's not like I punched you in the monkeys
or anything.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 8:14, archived)
# Pervert
Spam in unnatural, and having eaten fried spam, this whole thing is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:13, archived)
# KNACKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:19, archived)
#
scatters
(1.618..., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:24, archived)
# Fannybatters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Bloop.


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:23, archived)
# he looks friendly
or horny :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:27, archived)
# He has attachments
for both.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:28, archived)
# He/she is utterly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 12:51, archived)
# this
because of this: b3ta.com/board/10917135
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 1:21, archived)
# this was worth the effort :D WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 2:27, archived)

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