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[challenge entry] entrapment
Sorry. I have removed my own image from the compo, as I find it to be more sexist than it is clever or funny.

Have a kitten instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# hey!
we do not deny sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I married an Aussie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# from what i've heard, they don't, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# they don't deny
*puffs up chest etc etc*
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# eat too many peas?
Is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# judging by the amount of gas i've released today
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# findig more peas have been eaten than should have been
is the worst thing in the world, after Psycho Hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Then I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I'd like to study to become a pea-counter.
How do I go about this, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# register here
www.peacounter.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks. I almost signed up with the other two people
here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
#
... because what this week-long dose of xenophobic self loathing needed was a bit of 1950s sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# get back in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# just don't eat any peas
I have counted them
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# given the challenge spec, it's hard to do anything non-negative
hopefully next weeks has a more flexible theme
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# I hope it's a one-word theme: BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Psycho hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# my attempt at indicating this list is fictional
and in no way reflects my own personal attitudes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# A warning to all men not just the forrins
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Official Tour Merchandise
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# what a way to make a living
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# They just use your minge
And they never give you credit
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# i now have the image
of someone swiping their credit card on dolly's minge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# I think I see the elephant man's face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# more merkin'
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# pug rockers
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# hey ho! Let's go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I put soft body dynamics on my CG balogna
& it turned into an asshole
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# eew
he reminds me of the Splund from Trap Door

bogleech.com/trapdoor/td-splund.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# now I gotta give him eyes
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Balloon knot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# you sweet-talker, you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# needs more rust :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# MEH! ..anal bleaching is all the rage, n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# hey everyone has their preference
however, some people are more anal than others when it comes to bunghole cleanliness
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10898625
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
please do better
than I could with 50 letters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Flooding into your inbox like it's 1953
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox like Dean Gaffney
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# I saw that story on some tabloid FP earlier
looked like they'd used a pic of him from about 1997
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# how do they know he's been in a crash?
he looks like that normally
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# "WELLARD, YOU STEER AND I'LL PRESS THE PEDALS"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# We're all done with homophobia now. We've moved onto xenophobia and racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# this challenge is sponsored by Conhome & EDL
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# more damaging to production than a Korean prison camp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# More fun than lighting a firework in the back of a Chinese lorry.
or
More jokes than sledges on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# All profits from this newsletter go to foreigns.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I once answered the door to a delivery and the person went "oh" at me
I said, "oh?" They said, "with a name like Manuel I was expecting someone foreign"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Keh?
Is it pronounced Man-well or man-you-ell?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Like Manual
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# *clones credit cards*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Is your driving license for an automatic or....



hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# You should marry someone called 'Haynes'.
For teh internet lols.

(Oh god, I actually tried to type 'TEH' then and it came out 'THE'
*cries a little*)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Equates to 25% of your recommended daily allowance of spam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# I quite like this except
putting the word "spam" in an email probably makes spam filters go off.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# good point
change it to 'sex' or 'porn'

that should work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# 83t4 n3w5l33t3r 4 h1 cl455 pronz 4nd prescr 1pt1 0n m3dz
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Foreigners: Don't worry, none of this will be on the test...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# PASTRY WIG EFFLUENT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# FOREWORD BY THE HMV MARKETING DIRECTOR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Epilogue, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Come to Britain, join our army and help keep the rest of you out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# i can't rhyme a word with orange
i should get on replacing the door-hinge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Lozenge
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# landing in your inbox like an oily seabird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# 100% good old fashioned British spunk & guillemots
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# B3ta, stealing image challenges from the Guardian since January 2013
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Thrusting into your inbox like Catherine the Great's horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Mimed under the influence of performance-enhancing drugs
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Coming in your bumflaps like 'It's a Knockout!'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Napalm Death release "You Suffer" video as Vine exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# its always sunny somewhere on this planet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# In Olde English and not Forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# warp 4.7
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# 10 meters per second. (european)
style.org/unladenswallow/

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# What about the African Swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# they don't say
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# green
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# yellow
no! blue!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Three pubes per ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I always thought they look a bit phallic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# 4 cubic balls per cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Cactus CDC
I saw a plush one of those in Forbidden Planet, having not played Minecraft it took me a while to work out what it was
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yer 'avin' a bloody larf ain'tchya!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:50, archived)
# bloody marvellous, innit Marigold
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Ta Prodge
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha, I'm not surprised.
They're all looneys from the Republic of Ninj. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:54, archived)
# That they are!
:s wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# silly old moo
hehe
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# What've I done now?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# nice taggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# haha
very good. I always thought he was trying to look like Gandhi?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# ironic eh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Sure is

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:22, archived)
# heheh
What if that is the TV Comedy that they mentioned would be on the citizenship test?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Rather interesting to read the Indian take on
the citizenship test:
www.telegraphindia.com/1130129/jsp/frontpage/story_16495709.jsp#.UQujhfJCeSo

Though, they seem to have put "gay civil marriage" alongside "phone hacking" and "Jimmy Savile" as bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# haha
The handbook features โ€œan exploration of Britonsโ€™ unique sense of humour and satireโ€
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
they should use 'Mind Your Language' as well

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# lacist :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Heheh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely, Ninj!
In other news, TRIPLE WHAMMY! youtu.be/VOhXpmozpbE
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# shopped pics only
arf
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:58, archived)
# never trust someone with a 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Even your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# naw yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# I hate you Butler!
and you Pavel, and you Marcel, and you Achmed, and you Sven, and you Ranjit and you Amir, and you Anwar...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Look where you're going you plonker!

DE-RIS
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Gaffney!
Has he had a prang then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Check the DE-RIS above
Poor old Bean
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Let me click that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Haha
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# heheh
beep beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:12, archived)
# bloody mini drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# haha
Mr. Bean, Dean? There's a pattern forming!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
# aawk I like him..he's an absolute pratt of a boy :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:22, archived)
# I know, I've no bad feeling towards the guy
Wish him all the best in his recovery and getting back to stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
# haha brilliant!
good old Gaffney, he's naff as fuck but seems like a nice chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Exactly
Had loads of mates like him in my schooldays.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
# nice work
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:37, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# haha brilliant
But seeing as he's survived I guess my dean gaffney canvas clock won't skyrocket in price as I was first hoping..
www.amazon.co.uk/DEAN-GAFFNEY-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMJD0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1359715063&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
I seen these when searching for source pics. WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY THOSE?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] STAY IN YOUR HOMES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Oh Lordy yes!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# haha
This would attract the weirdos . . . and me, it looks FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Central London gets destroyed again in the new GI Joe film.
I'd give it a wide berth if I were you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# As long as it's quiet tomorrow, I don't mind
I have to drive in for a show at the Excel
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Stay out of Westminster.
They're forecasting Cybermen with a chance of Sontarans around lunchtime, with scattered anomalies on the M25, followed by heavy dinosaurs later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Haha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# and this was all just last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# *click* for Quatermass!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:33, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# So much this^!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
it is derangerous out there
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:39, archived)
# hahah all of this
this morning I was thinking of doing a 'Come to Britain' poster with lots of nice things on it, but then I couldn't think of anything apart from cheese and Aphex Twin, then I was sick and had to do some Ukrainian things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Ssssssssss
At least we seem to have the triffid problem under control now.
(chutneyweasel, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the govt. are more subtle than you think..
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Font-matching algorithms, brown, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Tesco Green
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:12, archived)
# I like your thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# more war horseburgers !
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# ^^^^what they all said
...but with less of the letter 'u' plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
# I saw this today walking to work, and thought of my favourite website, and B3ta:


And here's a pic so you don't bum me:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:36, archived)
# sexyhips.com ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:49, archived)
# at least it's raining
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Three pubes per puma, damnit!
damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Yes - you can see the "3" there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Haha yep always handbags on here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Still going to bum ya
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# she does have quite a nice bum doesn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# It's a facking LEOPARD
Not to be a dick. leopard3.com/
(Coomy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# You tell him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Leop3ard?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:35, archived)
# It's a fucking nice bum!
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nice+bums&tbm=isch [CONTAINS BUMS (NICE, ALSO SOME MALE - NICENESS EVALUATION BEST LEFT TO OTHERS)]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
# see what you mean
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:50, archived)
# think of a number motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:54, archived)
# where shall I shoot him?
head, fingers, knees or toes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Play Away motherfucker, do you watch it?
do you watch it?Morning big boy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:54, archived)
# Mornin' Moley!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
Heads or tails, motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:57, archived)
# ... and now I'm thinking about having sex with Zoe Ball ...
Thanks, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Ooo! THANKS, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# now sexy AND interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
#
would
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Reagan on the left?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:04, archived)
# *I like this
=)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha, Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:09, archived)
# Haha! Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# hahahahah

(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Cheers sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Oh yes :)
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Ta Froggie!
Great FP BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Cheers Gruffi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:25, archived)
# yaaay!! I'm full of love for this
is it my age, or do they not make tv presenters like Ball and Griffiths these days?


look at him here


He is so fucking baked!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:42, archived)
#
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9242648/BBC-Play-School-presenters-went-on-air-stoned.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# brilliant!
if a little obvious. I had a couple of doobs when I worked there too, but proper secretive like :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
great
(Zoidaroid, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hissing pissing kettle
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 4:51, archived)
# lies !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:22, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:04, archived)
# :D
I love your animations, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:33, archived)
# You sir are a cad, British Tea is the elixir of life itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:19, archived)
# you drink cats piss?
ew
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# I fear, sir, this could end in fisticuffs
Which Johnny Foreign "tea" are you comparing it to?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:54, archived)
# Ceylon from Ceylon
I don't think anyone grows tea in Britain
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# You need to be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:03, archived)
# coffee shot?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# How about a cup of American?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha
nice kettle of boiling piss you have there
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)
# no, it's not a repost, it is the final cut :P

....previously
b3ta.com/board/10919631
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:14, archived)
# final cutting bastard
(very nice btw)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:35, archived)
#
It's slinky cat!
(Fly Projector, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:45, archived)
# that looks like feeding time at my place
5 furry lightning bolts racing down the stairs.
wyh FP now
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 3:28, archived)
# roly roly poly
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 4:38, archived)
# Senorgif?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:13, archived)
# yeah, he's my cousin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great.
Excellent work Pedro!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:51, archived)
# I did this in the summer
My 'faithful caring' fluffy just sat at the bottom of the stairs barking for her breakfast while I lay there
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, archived)
# so you rolled down the steps and she ate you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Woo fecking great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] probably the sort of thing they would use

source
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# those fucking pontipines have a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:25, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
# don't get me started on the wottingers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Best watch out for these.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Batch-hawg
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)
#

edit: fixed again
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha landing gear
I should have added lazors.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:05, archived)
# But it's my only line!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# :D
tin of meat, for the cat
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
# "Right, now let's see something decent and military..."
youtu.be/ol5Dfs7jqFI
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:00, archived)
# it's a dog's life in the british army
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:32, archived)

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